Chariton courier., January 03, 1896, Image 7

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KEYTESVTLLE, - MISSOURI-
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QENERAL DIRECTORY-
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t .-. iwi month) Rav. T.
8aUUac.pator.8OTTkM 3J8abhata.mora.n
aacb moat. Sabbatb-aeaool mrr Sabbat
moroiac at 9 o'clock. Prajw Mtuip au
aaaday a raftings
PauarrsaiAS Ccac IUt. J. .J. Bqnlra,
iwrhinf Inl Saaday la aaea
aaoatb. noralac aad tula.
Vims n i riiKi -Ray. C.F-B. Arnold
pastor. Fraachlnjj. ad akJ 4tb Sundays la
oach moatb, uaorauijc a no sTeaiajr.
o v u .. &icm JlU th
last Xbaraday la oacb moatb at hakjUorr.
Kcttbstilui LiaaiaT bfra. J.
XJbrarUa. Library opao awy
araooa from 3 to 8.
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tblrd Tboraday aroaUga of aacb moata
CaAtrro Loaoa. So. 1T7. A.O .r.WJae.
lUfular maatlojca 34 aad 4 th Taday rrao
la at 1 o'clock.
f,iu No. 74. A. y. and A. IL
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iVtar K-'urLUaa8taiMa7 TMia
prae Ua J rail moo; u
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w O irM NobU Uraad; J. E. Dmpaay.
T iMnrmnJ: O. B. Ax Uraoo. Baeratary. aj-
ar matiaa aTary 1 loaday ataaiag.
i.AtMirxi Lomi. 5- 315 KnUbU Py-
thla-C C Parka. CbaaoaJlor tommaadar,
H. C. Millar. Kaapar accord ana eaai.
LmWtWaVrary rrUaTaTaaia
J oatpb Uaiamaa. H"
Hansman & Rick,
PureVinB3 and Liquors
KETTESTILLE, XO.
aj-TbaCaUbratad Aabaoaar-Baaeh Laar
Baaralvayaoadraacht. Waaolldl m akara
of tba pabU patroaac
L. M. IrrtMiti,
rraaidaat.
.C. Waixaca.
flea-PraaUaat
:FARMERS' BANK'
' OF
CiaiitoiCoiiti.-XBjlcsTille.HD
H. C. Miixsa. A. F. Toolxt.
Aaa'tCaabWr . Caabiar.
THOS. HARNED,
T01IS0RIAL ARTIST,
KETTESULLE, XO,
ysbaHaa;aabampoolBC aad balr nttlas
ErorytbUc aaat aad daaa. "tap right la,
yoo ara aazt.
A. W. JOHNSON,
AtmrEBT atlai & Notarj Pile,
SJX15BUBT.B0.
VWUl practk la all tba BUU Coart.
THOS. E. MACKAY,
Xoinry Public.
CoMoa PiBplly iM to.
' Oflco with tba Probata J adg.
TT. n. BRADLEY,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
aaiVeUryrmbUc
BJLLISCURT, JUSSOUBL
C3Kfic oa Broadway orar raoola a Bank
44 For Charity Suffered Lcn."
Mra. Laara C Plmatx. nilwaaaaa. WU.
MJIXraia mf m JJemevUnM Bom
aad kaowias tba rood Dr. Mllas Rarrla
baa doc ma. my vtth to help otbara, orar
come my diaUk for tb pabliclty, tbla
lettar may glva ma. Ia TXor. aad Dec. 1303.
TV iMwmmU hm4 th "LmGripv"
aad I waa oa of tb first. Baaamlag duty
too aooa, with tb car of so maay sick. I
dM not rrgala my health, aad la a mooth
I tmwm &tUlltmt4 aiavaT arrraaa
from ! lwannaa aad tb draf u mad oa
my rUallty. that It waa a qaeatloa If X coold
go oa. A dear friend adrlaed m to try
Xr. SlUe? HemtmraMv JTerrijae.
I took S bottle aad amjbappy to aay, I am
la betSeT health tbaa vr. I still coatiaa
Jim pecaaiawal atatp, oa at saerra fod9
aa my work la very trylag. A lettar ad
drafiaed to UUwaakee, Whv. will reach ma."
Jooa ft, iM. Msa. Iaraa C Paoonx.
Pr. KDe Nerrta la an Id on a noxitrva
raaraaM that tb first bocU will beneok
AUdrocTrtsiaaeU It attl. bottl for Si. or
It vlll h tent, prepaid, on receipt of prtc
b7Ck Dr. Mile Medical Oa, iOkhart lad.
Dr. Miles' Nervine
Restores Health
SoreEyes, Weak Eyes i
tAlso STYES, TrSOILS, GRXXV-Z
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(i PEXMA2fCTT1.T CUBED BY
DR. JAGKSOH'S
5 INDIAN EYE SALVE..
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AUo a earUia cora fr V Fo,
0tm aad Cand iiaada ar 4 JUiMa.
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AU CRCCCtSTS SILL IT AT 9SCCXTS.
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DR. T. J. MOORE
Salisbury, - Missouri.
Tba oLT palnlaa tooth aitraetor la bar
itoa eoaaty. oaing Odootaadar. talorolorm
VitalUed Air. Cocalae. Ga aad EUrtridty
for axtratlac taath aitboat pain. Tried by
kaadrada aad proaoaoead a saeeea. Baa
tag had 25 year experieec, staads at tba
head of tba protaaaloa.
Oold Killings. Gold Crowaa aad Bridge
work done la tba latcet style. Fall set of
teeth aiy Eight Dollar
Deatal Parlera, Vs. SIS l.'BroafiwayC
R-I-P-A-N-3
The modern stand
ard Family- Medi
cine: Cures the
common cvery-day
ills of humanity.
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ED. T. MILLER,
Ataj-at-La? ani Kctan Mid
nrrrEsniXE, ao.
0Q with W. W. Backer la rear of Far
mars' Baak.
VCoQaetloas promptly attaoded to.
J. A. COLLET.
AUat-Lav sal Hoi-ry
CaHactloas a f pedalt y.
VOSca la Con r -II ohm, aptab
IVlOtVi
To loan on
bettar terms
ib&n any one ele.
U. C. ULSTER,
Kejtc8TiIIc,Mo.
MATRIM0N1 L MATTERS
That Capld rides a blejele.
That fib like a maolj man.
That h liksfi a woman woman.
That tb brldtfioota paja tb
dergjmao.
That claadeitinfi marrifiges rarelj
tarn out well.
That a jollj companion ii on
thing and a wile another.
That joo moit'not promUe to re
form in too manj particular.
That ererj yoong woman shoold
learn to market intelligently.
That your letters will read tome
what silJy ten yean from now.
That ii eh ia willing to deci?a her
parent aba may deea!eyon.
That abort engagements ara aa a
rule followed by abort honeymoons.
That it is a daogerona experiment
to marry a man to "reform him.'
Tbat becaueeyou are engaged"
neither of yoo aay look at anyone
alee.
That a honeymoon baa been aptly
termed a "fortnight In the eky."
That bread and chaste aad klaaea
make an oneobetantlal diet In the
loog run.
Tbat tba exaet number and length
of 'maV vlsiU should ba predeter
mined. Tbat yoo ahould notmaka preaenta
to your adorable ona beyond yonr
means.
That the engagement ring should
ba worn on tba third flngerot the left
hand.
Tbat Soyera cook book will prove
of mora practical benefit than a est
of Browning
That tba "newer" tba woman the
greater her ehance ol becoming an
old maid.
Tbat It ia advisable to little the
"bloomer" question before going to
tba church.
Tbat jou eonoot buy too many
suite of clotbea while eiogle. Yoo
will need them later on.
Tbat a liltlft lorera'-quarrel or two
le a good thing by which to take each
other's measure.
That It ia ust aa well to burn
letters except hie or hers on the day
before tba wedding.
Tbat there ebould be a thorougb
understanding ae to exactly what
yonr yearly income is. '
That ba will agree togirevp amok
Ing if yon agree to give op coametica
and perfumery.
Tbat there ia a world of pathetic
hiatory In the adage, "marry inhaate
and repent at leisure."
Tbat 4t Touog man who laeka In
gallantry toward hia mot bar and aie
tera ia lifcely to lack It toward a wife.
That the reluctance of tba stern
parent te part with his only daugh
ter U often more aaeumed than
real. ,
That tbs young woman who effects
arerrion to house-keeping wll sever
make a good domestic partner.
Tbat married life does not pnt an
snd to tba round of diversion that
maks courting days so pleasant.
That aeven evenings in the -week
and Sunday afternoon is all of bsr
time that yon should reasonably ex-
pact.
That a young man la notboind to
keep unreasonable promleee extort
ed from him on the evening of the
uptiala.
Tbat your brother, if he be e ingle
and of auitable age, should ba ahoaen
as tbs beat man against all otbeis.
Tbat a sister is tbs most suitable
maid of honor, an arrangement
which doee away with the brides
maids.
That yon had better reach an an
tenuptial agreement about lodge
nights and such singlehanded diver
sions. That wedding eaks is no longer
sent about, but Is packed in souvenir
boxes, ons being provided for each
guest.
Tbat if yon do not Intend to give
op the pleaeuree and associations of
bachelorhood yon had better remain
eiugl.
Tbat a woman Is no mors likely to
be proud tolearn that her husband
has a past than her husband to
bear that of her.
That modern soda usage decrees
that weddiag presents may be sent
the
GIRL
RIGHT.
"When the rirl comes to be a woman-
look out. It she starts out in vigorous,
womanly health then it is pretty safe to
say sue wui dc a Healthy, attractive,
beautiful
woman.
The beginniaz of womanhood is the
real crisis in a woman's life. Nearly
always something is wroncr then in the
distinctly feminine organs. Maybe it
Un very aenons no matter the time
to stop disease ia when it starts.
r.lcE-LREETS
WITJE OFCARDUI
will brine rirl aafelv throneh the crisis.
Taken at the first indication of weak
ness, it never fails. It regulates the
monthly periods with perfect precision.
Its action is direct upon the feminine
organs that above all others, ought to
be strong and well.
Start the girl right. Don't expose her
to the dangers and tortures of dragging
weakness, pearim; down pains, nervous
prostration and the debilitating drains
so common to women.
IIcElree'a ITine of Cardal, is a home
treatment. It docs away entirely with
abhorrent 'local examinations."
UV at I LOO a BottSs tf OarJtrs la Medicine.
at any time within two montba be
fore the dav of the ceremony.
m ar
That clouda ara aure to obscure
tba honeymoon if each of yon haa
married under the mistaken impres
sion tbat the other has money.
. ... t. . .
mailt is quite pofcsible lor a
young couple to be very fond of each
other without committing the slight
est offense against good taste.
Tbat it is better to forego the bn
dal tour it your funds are low and
thus start marrlei life ont of debt
and with all yonr thinge paid for.
Tbat it is not bad form for you to
give your prospective husband An
eagsgement ring. A little extra J w
elry In the bouse may come basdy
some day.
i
Tbat a practical knowledge of Ike
d static ot t&oueekpiog ie aespntia
to tbe wife who can afford servants
as it is to tbs sharer ot a poor man's
lot.
i
That it yon are not prepared to
aesume all the responsibilities of
wifehood yon had -better remain ein
crie. become a new woman and ' lec
ture oa woman's right e.
That It is expected of tbe mother
of the bridegroom to invite the proe
peetive bride and her family to t
formal dinner immediately after the
engagement le announced.
That tbe girt who eite In tbe par
lor and elntre "Who TTII1 Care lor
UofherNow?' while the old lady is
doing the fatal. washicg will prove
a great diesappointmeat to a poor
man. '
Oo to Brill fur groceries, glass
ware, qaeene ware, tinwate, candies.
cigare aad tobacco.
Gallatot North liwonrfanrTobe
Huffman was over from Jamesport
Wedneeday. In the summer To be
days ball. In tbs winter be waits
for summer to come so hs can play
w
ball again.
is Cod-liver Oil
without the fish-
fat taste. You
get all the virtue
of the oiL You
skip nothing but
the taste.
rvSJj i! i
FUNNY THIN QS WB SEE.
Large women trying to be kitten
ish. ' 8tont women trying too look senti
mental. ,
Brides trying to look
like
elderly
matrons.
Economists doing their Christmas
shopping.
8pinsters of a very certain ago pos
ting aa ingenues.
Damsels ot eighteen endeavoring to
pose as world-wise cynics.
Grandmothers trying to accustom
themselves to tbe modern nureery
regulations.
Old clothfa are iuet aa good aa
new onea when they look that way.
Uarments colored with Putnam
Fadelees Dyes look like new. It
makea no difference what yonr gooda
are made of, boil thm with Putnam
r adeleea Dyea and they will be dyed
a ladeiese, crocfiieea coior. j.cn
package colore silk, wool or cotton.
The brightest and best dye for car
pet rage. They color from one-third
to one ball more goods than any
other dye. Sold by W. C. Gaston.
IT IS BABY RUTH.
lioberly Ifonitor. .
Sometime ago it if said tbat Dr.
Still had a request to go to Gray Ga
bles bat declined. Late news from
Kirksville indicates that ths patient
b as corns to him.
Friday a special came into Kirks-
villa on the Wabasb. There was a
handsome official's car, and tbs prin
cipal occupant was a little girl about
five ytars of age, who wore a heavy
veil in spite of her yonth. and had
no less than six nurses ot female at
tendants aboard the car.
"The party Is now elegantly lodged
at Kirksville. Their identity is kept
secret, but there is no doubt that
the girl Is Buth Cleveland, who is be
ing treated by the famous bone doc
tor for imperfect circulation in the
head and neck and threatened soften
ing ot the brain."
A D08B that is always seasonable
Is a doee of Simmons Liver Regula
tor, tbe "King of Liver Uedicines."
It keepe tbe liver active; tbe bowele
regular; prevents Biliousness; and
promotes digestion. In 'fact helps
keep yon well "I have watched it's
effeeie In familiea where I have prac
ticed and find it admirable; both al
terative and tonic in its action."
Dr. T. W. Mason, Id aeon, Ga.
.Missouri Notes.
Springfield has a Ben Jonson
elub.
It is estimated that 600 car loads
of eattle are being fed in Shelby
county.
A little boy was recently fined f 3
in Hannibal for using profane lan
guage. .
Company B, ot Boiler, ie to be arm
sd by the state with new Springfield
rifles.
Tramps are furnished work at Rich
ill as fast as they arrive, macada
mising ths strsets.
some uissouri farmers sell corn
Cor 18 cents, bnt they don't hanker
after It.
But two deaths have ever occurred
la the Reform school at Boonville.
Airs. Rebecca Rush Patton, who re
cently died a Macon, cooked on tbs
first sooking stove eer brought to
Raadolph county.
Ur. J. C. Huberger, of Iowa, has
bought 50,000 acres of land in Craw
ford county on which the town of
Midland Is to bs located. He will
raiee fruit.
They have bad thieves at Trenton.
The other night somebody drove a
team into a preacher's backyard and
tols a wagoa load of potatoes.
. Xunid aad Korfisrsd
Walter Scott and Miss Clara Daw
son were married by a Justice of tbs
Peace recently at Des Moines, Iowa,
and when ths ceremony was over,
Scott went to the home of hit wife's
ather, 8. R. Dawson, to get her per
sonal belongings. Dawson shot
Scott dead.
Tbe murderer was arrested and
special guards were placed around
the jail for fear ot mob violence.
Tbe younz eouple beeame
two years ago, and the
iO Jrers
aid an in nis power
It Ltfaer
- ra a . i
.
Hep-'
..reenter m an x -r
, orttt manageu ,nar-
tbe above t
- W
ana
A Democratic War-florae.
"Uncle Chap" Crawley, the veteran
Democratic war-horse, of Charlton
county, has been saying for several
months past that he was "ont of
politics," but we sever put on a
badge of mourning because of his re
tirement from the political arena,
knowing tbat he is so constituted
tbat when the Democratic tocsin of
war again souud, if life and health
are spared, he will, in short order,
again, buckle on the Democratic
armor and lead in the thickest of the
fight.
"Uncle Chap" is from center to cir
cumference, every inch, a free silver
Democrat at a ratio of 16 to 1, and
haa but little patience with the heret
ical views of some that claim to be
Democrats on that lint; but he ia
for harmony on correct principlss.
He would like to give everyone of the
erring brethren on opportunity for '
repentance and a return to the old
family hearthstone. Uis.only fear is
theee prodigals will not return; that
the fatted calf maybe killed and that
there may be bread, and to spare, in
the Democratic household once
more. f
1 Uncle Chap ' reads the papera
still. Recent events, tbe president's
mtteeage and the doings of congress,
led him in fen interview with us the
othpr day to make thb assertion:
"If, after songrees bad aceeded to
the preeident'e recommendation, and
by unanimous consent had author
ized tbe appointment of a commis
sion to investigate tbe Venezuelan
British matter, Mr. Cleveland had
sent another message to congress
saying: 'In case a war should ensue
with England we shall need - money.
I have my individual views as to the
best means to obtain it, but I forego
a reiteration o them and leave the
matter entirely with congress, and
any bill that congress may pass on
the financial question shall meet with
my approval and receive my signa
ture." Had Mr. Cleveland done
this "Untla Chap" says "no power
on earth coold have prevented hie
being elected president for the third
time. This was bis golden oppor
tunity to win a great name that
should abide."
"Uncle Chap" thinks. Mr. Cleveland
is all right on the Ytnezuelan ques
tion and in maintaining the Monroe
doctrine, but is all wrong on the
financial question. Had be followed
in tbe line mentioned he could have
bfcomw right and swerificed no prin
ciple. Mr. Cleveland instead pursued
another course and again urged hie
objectionable views which meet the!
approbation ot scarcely any man o
any party outside the members ot
hia cabinet and those to whom ha
has distributed patronage.
A Daughter's Part at Home.
Harpsr'a Baund Table.
One of the sweetest things a girl
ean do is to receive friends gracious
ly, particularly at home. In one'
own house a cordial manner is par
ticularly fitting. Do not stand off.
In the middle of the room and bow
coldly and formally to ths friend
who has called. Walk over to meet
her; give her your hand 'and say
pleasantly that yon are very glad to
see her again. Stiff, cold and formal
waye of greeting acquaintance are
not proper in a girl welconrtc.
trnesta to her fthar'a hnnia
daughter's part Is to assist her
mother on every social occasion.
Tbe girl pours tbe tea in her motb
er's drawing-room when friends dr An
in at 5 o'clock. Quite often, w'Aea
no maid is present, she helps the
guests to the sandwiches an A the
cakes which are served at 5
tea, and herself hands ths c ps and
takes them from tbe g teBt who
would like to be relieved.
A part from and mor important
even than her mannc A cmest
who happens in for a houroraday
X - o
Is tbe manner of a
laughter to her
f ha father re
ather and mothe
turns to bis hor
nter a wsaring
day at business He ig tired in body
ana mina.
isoming ' . ..w-wtchkey tnrni
r
nthehr ? off care:
be is
feasor, u -
. . n f rna
dear
at
VouAt the tnougu -J
. .ii . n.fter hours ol
baeanev . .
.nee.
- .mv n unu ii tits a a a a
and
with the Dioom
rettygowu, ; - ld
Ireebneesowy attAntioQ .
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led . bone. -- - -r - -
deal lor their th '
h.lr trtDRtu, in. -
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home s sake, ana . oak(, loTe.
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