Chariton courier., March 26, 1897, Image 2

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EXACT COPY Of WRAPPCB.
CHARITON
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ESTATE.
Iiej'teHvillo, MiHHourl.
WUI buy and sell or exchange lands for parties on the most rca
soaible terms, and will furnish reliable iniormation as to the loca
tion, improvements and quality of airy tiact of land in the county.
We cow bare the following lands listed for sale, and can give you
some good bargains:
1. t"4 mtm, -J mllca northwowt of
KrtRvrtlto: well limrovrwi an I la
EtUdk CLo nl eul UratUm: rl rS
lias; ao4 all i-xs(varjr ouuxiiklia-c:
srooi oretoant ol 19 tree, itanty uf
cvxt water lor all purpose": eoutrk.
nient to church, ecaool-oous ami
pot-olw.
crwa. t (anA soatH of In-lLaru
Orvrro; ipol buildinc anJ fc;
orcHvi of II tr- all ta a tuti
ttof caltivaUoot fram tm.
xV lltlo yerloct. WUI bo oKI
at a tnrxxin.
(VIS acrm. 8 mnm anutb of Mvrrllnr;
on o the Dnt nt-wr f-r-n p
Caarltnn coonly ; larr dv i! Iiiu: ana
t-cX Nrn. an acjet la cu!ttYV.I'n,
Um-: troa.-n run.im-? acro
ern prtrtioa. l4i-oCl w on p-t of,
t no farm. Will be 1 at $13 t-x
a-ro; tint) ftiyen oa part (4 tlvs por-i
ue nivty.
4.-43 fw of rood tl'Dbwr ln1. 1 mfl.
aortaw-t ol it jicle Korc: pl.niH
of ca tie 1 1 Tynr oa IXxla tract; will
bo o44 cbetp.
J. T-vtw t-rn. T mite oortnww-tt ol
K?ytaTMe; tlac-ln cultlrUooJ
" T) am? U .n.rr. Owl omf rta.l4
dar.'i:ia; tal aM noc-try out
ltuis: ejnv'nlnt toeoo'l-;of
pot-oJ3 v and curcn. wailMNuiai
atabwua.
a. KO tm, 7 tnf!m northwwut of Kry
MYilt(: wvll l'.a-irxrT1. nrr ttwr"
linaaJTl ou-n; all In col lira
tioo; w4l fwtrod: biwtlicooii pav
of tfea purcba. money.
h. ?. 5M acrra. S mil uihwt of .SaIH-I
bary: r1 dwelling; all tt" r i yf
out ball llnr; w jl aupollrd wiloi
ratwr. flrvr lira -In a; orrhard: wirtn
2 anllea pow-oni.w Cxnrfnioot Io
rburrb an-t caol; all 1? Ifttvt
lav. ac. 1 1-J mZI'wntrtliWjof Kryv-
vtUe; orcfia Tl of a) trw. anmi d xt-l-tinjtand
barn:wd wll:all p.o'jw
Od wlUa guod ailwlaiHlal l'aari
Your Patronage la Kespcctfullj Solicited.
Call and See Ua. Office in Court bouse.
EE8. N. EliliWF & G0., Managers.
i
x x Tim x x
LADIES
view it witb open-eyed
urpriro and purchase
with inward ant is Tac
tion. ::::::
It shimmers with
beauty.
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Art Cstatoue 4c ta Stamps.
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THAT THE
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WRAPPER
OP EVERY
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Outoria b pa ta soa-ciss WuIm eaTy. Ik
La mot toll U laZk. Peat aErr aayaca U mU
Jim aaytllaf; ala Ua Loa ar yraaaln that it
U Jutu goai'ara' wLU umr rwyf.
pea." S-a thai yea JtS (H-S-T-0-2H-A,
COUNTY
EXCHANGE,
mmi aTl In rran; aVnt S acrw of
UmtxTr; price. UJ pnr acre. cab.
JfOte arm 1 l-2m!l- nau of M'MKl'm.
01 fvxnc: k1 born avl pirnty
of WAtnr. Tbut U orw of tbo b4
Im in Cuoriloa ocninty. East
tnrnM.
Xo. . l arrra. 3 1-S mnm Mnathwnnt ot
M sodon. a nrt-cl farm vlto a
no lvo-rto-T Uvalliajt 'itb ai
nrmw. larrr fraoM bnrn XI x H fi
ana ail noMtry out building '
Ttn lTruTivm-i are all nrw and
trrapiefi. Nice rourur orctuinl ot
1U trrv- a n-i all klrlt of
fruit. Thnr- ph-m1 Itvtiwr wrll nixl
otw wlnl mill. iracr. in culUva
tioa. balance of Vxrrn m irra'w. T-
bo jl3 at ouca. Thin Iji a bannii.
tj.w acrw. mMr iKrthwwt of Ky-
tMvtll.?: i. acr-a In culiirAtion b il
a.cr in para"; nrvl 3 room ttw.il
i livcbtrn 2z D J.i h-kJ ail ottior
t:Ary otit iMiIlJinn. Nice
ywo rnx-fvrtl of over art trr:
plpri;jr ol living WAtor. Ta bo rrj
ttUvxila:Uni-iiivui oa ptrt of
tne parctaio nm-jr.
12 ."TTiV-aom farm 8 miln north t of
Kill rury. Mo.. aU a.-r.'oi In -ni.w-ttouarki
I'-toxI with th- improvM
wire fcnri.'it; inI hvi Item in ciiti-att-m
only ihrve ywim. Tbcrw arc
1 azn of tinrir Mn1on thin tract
TUi body of Land will bo aoM at a
tMrr?iln. II yu-j w.tnt a Rood tana
crvil at ouoo aiKl sit Urst cnanoo at
it.
SOk. n TT1 2 tnll matbwaMt of Pml-
rta Hill avl 9 mtl'w n M-uAat of Sal
l-buryj wr-u I sprovwn'; rood Iwtory
ctw4liur-bU4R. wlib C room. 3
m! w. comm'lTrly nrw; la-r
Ira mo bam jritvo fart: a'toai 100
aurrwi In cultivation and lOarrmin
titur: orctnrd of atut 3 acrw:
i"ocrw all In frod rrpnlr. Vrry do
riniote pTDivrty and H a baxxn.
I1cy rl rnnoin water. Tbis
tana suoa at SUj pur aru.
ioj
Woeata'a Superior Acataca.
MJmt loot at thatr cxdaiaisd
Mrs. Wallace- .
t whatf asied Mr. WaUaccl
4At that ridiculoas sign: An $3o
cigar lor ioc We women miy be
easily deceived by bargain aJrcitise
meets, but no a.'paUc lie Etc thai
would ever taVe cs io.
And she was so happy ovcrnit that
he hadn't the cruelty to tell the $So
stood for the price rxr i.eco.
As Oiicl Justice Fuller, in his long
robe and with his white hair, descended
he senate stqs to administer the oath
to President McKLn!ey, a woman, who
prides herself on the number of inaug
urauons she has atteedtd, said: MVho
ts that liule woman coming doro . the
.teps"
We know of but one community n
the world where dyspepsia is practical
ly unVnown. and that is the Shakers of
Mount Ibanon, N. Y. These good
ieor!e have brcn stuchmc tiie ub?ect
of digestion for more than a hundred
years, and that tlcy undemand it
pretty thorfxighly. is evidenced in the
foresting fict Their Digestive Cor
dial is the safest and best remedy in
cases of indigestion that "are know of.
A trial bottle can be had through ycr
dmpgist for the trifling sum of io cjs.
The Shaker Digestive Cordial sop
plies the system with 6od already di
gested, and at the same time aids the
digestion of other foods. It. will al
most instantly relieve the ordinary
symptoms of indigestion, and no suf
ferer needs to be told what these are.
Laxol is the best medicine Lx chil
dren. Dortors recommend it io place
of Castor Oil.
Hf.re is a nice little sum in arith
metic that may be studied with inter
est by the consumer of coal, suar and
co .Tec. It represents the annual profit
of the three largest trusts in the coun
try: Coal trust's profit - $71,650,000
Sugar trust's piorrt 25 000,000
Coffee trust's profit .... 10 800. coo
Total annud profit. ..$115 Af
00
VeriJv trmts come, hih, V
e
must have 'em, it seems as thr
- The lcst Sdve in the world
Cuts. IlruUes, Sores. Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped
Hands. Chilblains. Corns, and aD
Skin Ixuptions, and positively cures
piles, or no pay required. It is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refuoded. Price 35 cents per
box. For sale by W. C Gaston.
"What president went to Washing
ton in disguise?" has been a "catch'
q'lestion in history, the answer being
Lincoln. Cut the answer should now,
be revised ami made to read Cleve
land, lie went to Washington dis
guised as a Democrat, when he really
was a full blown Republican of the
most malignant type. Centra lia Ccur
irr. Rector faTl. rrrniar arUnet
r tbe twveH. t wt
tata or Inflame. Nit
all ts tt ctt
gailim la rrWt roodKtm. Try Ibm. 3S
llaaaiia anty ay C 1. 1Um4 A Oa, Unoll,
A yuEER th rg happened a few
evenings ago to a pair of Salisbury
lovers. They were in the act of bid
ding each other good right when the
bough of a tree fell between them
without touching cither of them. That
could not hare happened in Kcrtes
ville unless the bough had been very
small.
RIP-A-NS
The modem stand
3rd 1 annl iledi
cine : Cures v the
aawaawBwaa
common evcry-day;
His of humanity.
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Dr. Symctj. Johnson's definition
cf rats is as follows: A species ol
grain which is cateo by people in Scot
land and by .hcttesi England.
Whem President McKinley said in
his message to congress the other da
that we are "Iwito ring money to meet
the ordinary outlays incident upon
even aa ecoioraical administration o
the government," he mast hive for
gotten for a time t'e aggregate ot the
appropriations rnid by the coareii
which had a IJourne 1 lees than a fort
night before. They amounted, ac
cording to Chairman Cannon's state
ment, to a!out $r6.ooo 000 more thar
those of any previou? confess, anJ
estimating the present population a?
72,000,000, the toUl is $7.16 to even
man, woman and child in the land
During the first ten years of th f res
ent century the cost of maintaining tht
government was $1.39 per capita,
from 1S50 to 1S60 it was $1.91. and
during the war it reached only $4.25
per capita. To say that an expcnt
of $7.16 per capita is an "cconomica
and prud-nt administration' is putting
a strong tax on public credulity a1
well as making a heavy drair on tht
pockets of those who pay the price
Kansas City Star.
Whex you are suffering fiom Ca
tarrh or Cold in the head you want re
lief right away. Only 10 cents is re
quired to test it. Ask your druggls:
for the trial size of FJv Cream Balm,
or buy the 50c s'zo. We mail it
ELY DROS.,
56 Warren St, N. V. City.
I was afflicted with catarrh last
autumn. Djrin; the month of Octo
ber I could neither taste nor smell and
could hear but little. I2y's Cream
Halm cured it Marcus Geo. Shautz.
Rohway, N. J.
The only original surviving Artec
has probably been found in New Mex
ico. In blasting to dear the way for
bath houses st Tres Piedras a shot
broke through into an underground
cave of great sue and beauty. ' In one
of the inner recesses an old man with
snow white hair was found, surround
ed by rode implements of peace and
war, and vessels filled with relics of
past and forgotten ages. He was
warlike and kept the explorers out o
his inner chambers, which are filled
with specimens of Aztec life.
CASTORIA
Pot Infants and Children.
TV Raw
at xll
Crura
A rosTAL card that required 15
years to travel 99 miles breaks the
record tor slow postal delivery. It
was ma?ed in Leicester, England, in
June, 1891, and has just been receiv
ed in Iondon. The address was
plainly written on the card and no one
knows where it his bren i!l this time.
It is, or should be, tne highest aim
of every merchant to please his cus
tomers; and that the wide-awake drug
firm of NT eycrs & Eshleman, Sterling.
III., is doing so, is proven by the fol
lowing, from Mr. Kshleman: "In my
sixteen years experience in the drug
business I have never seen or sold or
tried a medicine that gave as good
satisfaction as Chamberlain's Colic.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Sold
by W. C Gaston, drurgist.
Is rqly to the question. Is it wise
for a man to deny himself and get
along with a f :w hours sleep a day to
do more work? Tesla, the great elec
trician, is said to have replied: "This
is a great mistake, I am coovinced.
A man has just so many hours to be
awake, and the fe er of these he uses
op each day, the more days they will
last; that i, the longer he will live. I
believe that a man nvght live two hun
dred years if he would sleep most of
the tira;. That ;s why nrgrocs often
live to advanced old age, because they
sleep so much. It is said that Glad
stone sleeps seventeen hours every
day; that is why his fa ei ties are still
unimpaired in sptte ot his g-eat ag'--The
proper way to economize life is to
sleep every moment that is not neces
sary or desirable that you should be
awake.
Tire Washington correspondents
are writing a great deal of stuff and
nonsense about how one of Mark
( lanna's daughters is stealing a march
on him by proposing to marry a To
ledo man without waiting for the
Ohio senator's formal consent There
will be no serious objections. The
old roan is simply playing 'possum.
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Prom VtM Journal
it
D!tw? cf (ha rplntl cord and ncrross
prostrttion, was wLat tte docton called It tt
Ir. t," Unu r.em Tayley, of Xo. 721 Ilarrwca
jtrtwt, Io iia, iliclu, Eald ycfUrdy to a ra
;ortcr, 'rx:t it was not lonj Lcfore every
nrza and ru ember cf nsy body vas aiTcctcd.
Tlicro ya a cuntlnuooa Lcalln cl tliej-Itof
ny tloraatli, rry head acbed on ontil I
lKo!it I atoald fpow infanc. I f.ltaa if I
wi aniothprirff at my leys trooll lcocie
vcik: tht I Lad to drop when I felt l.'jc
5pl!a cocice on. Ai f r eleen, ttat was out
vf the qacOion, exorpt Utile cut naps, for ia
idJition to ths feelings I have aitfmpted to
iwcrihe, I hot nearali.-L and for six raonUii
I kept retting worse and worse, and at last
as confined to my bed in October, lSOt
1 bave nearly always thonrLt it vm !
rrirre, um a nau," ira. lapier continued.
rlrpe.
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d gey bo. but
whatever it vm it Lept cw!tin worre and
wow. especiauy bt bxad and nerves, and I
tlK3it I aJtouii dia, but I drapjed ca a
wretthed exib-tence nzCil a!xnt one year ao,
wWn, while I was reading the Detnit Jour
nal aad &irnae Wecllj, I saw a Ion? ac
count of a ainiilar case to my own bein
cured by tbe usecf Dr. Williams I'ink Pills
fr lale People. I made op my mind to try
thosa pfllt, and to prorored a auppjy ana
be,Tn taking them according to directions.
My exprriiee has been most happy.
My heart's action is normal, my back and
spine gave toe very little trouble, all neural-
Ee and rhenmatio pains have left me. I
ive no headache, whatever, and after the
2tsHJ3 at ths IJjmJ.
Aug. J. Bogel, the leading drug'nst
of Shreveport, La., says: "Dr. King's
New Discovery is the only thing that
cures my cough, and it is the best sel
ler I have. J. F. Campbell, mer
chant of Safford Ariz., writes: "Dr.
King's New Discovery is all that is
aaimea tor in it never; tans, ana is a
sure cure for Consumption, Coughs
add Colds. I can not say enough for
its merits." Dr. King's New Discov
ery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds is not an experiment. It has
been tried for a quarter of a century.
and today stands at the head. It
never disappoints. Free trial bottles
at W. C Gaston's drug store.
Cuban independence is now said t
be certainly in sight Spain, fin in dally
bankrupt, can no longer sustain thi
tremendous drain in men an 1 money
the war has produced. Negotiations
it is said, will shortly b: prop 33 ;1 to
the United States looking to the ab in 1
onment of the war. This cai oaly bt
done through the acknowledge it o
the absolute independence of Caba
Humanity will rejoice should the re
port prove true, for a more iahum in
and senseless contest his not bee.)
waged in modern times. We hope
the day is not far distant wh:a the in
dependent flig of a free people shil!
wave over every government in the
western hemisphere. The free at
mosphen: of the two Anaerias caa no
much longer nourish Ih: seasdei
pomp aad tvrany of royalty.
I desire to attest to the merits o
Oiamjerlain's Cxi;1! R-mJ as on?
of the mjst valutb'e aad eliJent pre
parations on the market. It broke an
exceedingly dm eroui" o i'i for mj
in 2i hours, xud in gratitude therefor
I desire to inform you that I will nevei
be without it, aid yoa shou'.d fee
proud of the high estee.n in which
our Remedies are held by people in
eoeiU- It is the one remedy among
ten thojimd. Success to it O. R.
Doa'Ney. Eli tor Dimocrati Aloion
In J. For sale by W. C Gaston,
drunAst
A N'cw 'poisu n industry is reported
at Orient L- L, where it is said that
some boys operate a po33UTi farm oa
thrifty prinp'ci, trapp-n the aotmils
and cutting o:T small portions of their
tails, which they present to the couoty
authorities, gettiag a bounty of thirty
five cents for each tail. The pojsu.xi ;
are then liberated and allowed to run
until wanted, when they are i ecaptured
to part with yet more of the caudal
appendage. 1 lie narrative does not
end with the tail. When that is gone
- it is said that the sections yield a
total of $1.75 the youths dispatch
the animals, sell the pelt and roast the
meat
Electric Bitten.
Electric Bitters is a medicine suited
for any season, but perhaps more gen
erally needed when the languid, ex
hausted feeling prevails, when the liver
is torpid and klugish and the need of
a tonic and alternative is felt A
prompt use ot this medicine has often
averted long and perhaps fatal bilious
fevers. No medicine will act more
surdy in counteracting and freeing the
system from the malarial poison.
Headache, Indigestion. Constipation
Dizziness yield to Electric Bitters.
coc. and $i oo per bottle at W. C
J GastOD& drug store.
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Delro-Z, JHcX,
j hell ttrvt I tzCered my lLa ly corsariscn is
now iino ncaves.
'I cannot sr.y too rach ia pra'sft of Tink
Pills. You n:ay vie ful tlie :.! i:tory lau
ruae of Lich yon are capalJe," i'.r. Tp
jcy hMl to the rcjorl r, "tnJ I v.ill rndoro
it. 1 have never tired of rccctin:i'idin3 lh
pLUs to my neichbora, and my si.;;cr vriio it a
school teacher, and Liad a serious tine witJi
her nerves aad suUenJ frora Jons cf
memory, et my rrertion is frkir? Dr.
Wiliiams' Pink Tills and is Ltitg rapidly
cured.
Ecad oyer wl.at you have wriitcn," Mrs.
Taplcy rcqnested. and after listeninj atten
tively to what she had dictated, 6aid: I
caa sign that statement with the prealcst
pleasure," and when the hut rcma;k was
entered the lady signed Ler name to tLe re
porter's notes thus :
(Signed) Mes. Eosa Tapltt,
72t ITarrison Street, Ion ia, llich-
Dr. TTillliiaa' Pink Pills contain, ia a con
densed form, all the elements necessary to
give new life and richness to the blood and
restore shattered nerves. They are also a
Epecifie for troubles peculiar to females, such,
as suppressions, irregularities and all forms
of weakness. They build tip the blood, and
rtnre the glow cf health to pale and callow
checks. In men they eCect a radical euro
la all cases arising from mental worry, over
work or excesses cf whatever nature. Pink
Pills are sold ia boxes (never in looe bulk)
at 60 cents a box or sir boxes for $2.50, and
may be had of all dragrnsts, or direct by mail
by addcessiDg Dr. Win-lams' iledicine Com
pany, Schenectady. Y.
Ths Missouri Whist Association ,
We learn that an association for the
purpose ot furthering interest in whist
is about to be formed at Moberly oa
April and, 1897
Of late years the game of whist has
developed in this country to such an
extent as to baiHe comparison when
Europe and the other civilized coun
tries are considered. The United
States now possesses, by reason of
careful study and the contests which
have been had under the auspices of
the American whist league, the finest
players in the world. This league is
the national association and is com
posed of 160 clubs, having a member
ship of more than 22,000 whist play
ers. Every city of prominence hs
one or more clubs belonging to this
league. 1 he clubs meet annually dur
ing the early suaaner. Tae last
meeting was held at the Oriental ho
tel, Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn, with
over 500 players gathered fro.n the
Pacific slope, Mississippi valley, aol
the East and South represented nearly .
one hundred club3 at this congress-:
The second congress will be held at
tv... : t r .1 t.: - T..1..
next, and an even larger attendant'
than was had at Brooklyn is already
assured.
The league and every club therein
thoroughly deprecates playing for
money or stakes of any kind, and it is
part of its creed that such is rigidly
prohibited. Tae object is to turth er
the develop nent of the scieice ot
whist
Ths New England s:a:es, New
fereey, Iniiani, I).ra, Teaaesje,
California. Oregon, Washington, Mich
igan and Ohio, have already ia op
eration successful state associations
which have the sajae object in view.
St Lou"i3 ha3 already o.Terel a
haaisome trophy t be dj.nited to the
association and which is to be con
tested for by teami of four. at Mober
ly. We are aiised that Kansas City
will also oJer a trophy.
These trophies will be contested for
by the club which will coustitu:e the
association and will be hell b the
A-inners subject to such rules as the
association may, at its m;e:mg adopt
The railroads of this state hajve
agreed to issue round-trip . tickets at.
reduced rates to delegates attending
the meeting .
All organized whist clubs of this
state and all and any whist players
in this state are urged to be present
A club can send as many delegates as
it wishes. Contests for teani3 of lour,
for pairs and individual contests are
oa ths program me. ' Letters rece:ved
from various cities in the state indi
cate that the attendance will be large
and that the movement will not only
be a success, but. that Missouri will'
take her proper rank among her sister
states in her advocacy ot the fhst and
and highest of social games. .
''Nothing can come between us
now, said he. as they sat very close
together on the sofa. She said noih-
: i -i t .u 1
the truih.
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