Chariton courier., November 26, 1897, Image 6

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HE TELLS ABOUT THE SUFFERING OF HIS
DAUGHTER,
A Victim of Nervous Prostration and Neuralgia,
Saved After Her Physician Abandoned Hope.
(A JUputiican, CUmmbn. Jui.
XThSl ia tt Bdfbborbood of Rojrby,
Indiana, rttratiT, a reporter i told that
14 is Clara nopkins,da'hter of Mr. Iennii
Uopklna, prominent farmer of Bartbo
Iocmv County, had been the subject of a
raaarkabl transformation. Th reporter
ctedle4 to inreaurat and learn tho par
titular. H u driven to Jar. Hopkins'
splendid country borne, wher as had an
intereatinf eoarersatioa with thai gentleman
regarding th illness of his only danjehter.
" Tm ot been eorreetly informed," said
Mr. Hspkiaa, "for Clara has indeed bad a
sever sif. Bfcs tried Dr. Williams liak
Pills tor Pal Paoal and they did her mor
food khan all other edlcrae tcfether that ah
rer took. A few boxes of that indicia
accomplished la car of a ca in a few
ita which aaa oaaiea pnysiciana
"Abt thro yoars ar her health berasi
to fail. The doctor who attended her said this
ears.
I by weak suited ar.. This prodaoed
lied by aew
s located ha
nip troablea, whleh at first
the aerr ahowt W heart.
Of this
nil amsgws l est ion for any avch trrofcie,
and. saw nastily grrw worse, notwithstanding
that ah nhysarian was treating her. This
ooBjnsoi U1 a year are hast KTabr,
WTixnuaeshi won sknii nwsTantryoonAnod
to nowalfia bocasB cm&r worse,
ajJAnally aha was a confirmed Tioam to fc.
ira err prostration set in. and aha was
all ran down. Her blood was impure
Reflection otm Bachelor.
Woman aren't the only gossips.
I wonder how the ministers know
the Sunday newspapers are so bad.
Some men succeed by ability; others
rdf on whiskers.
Love is like hash; you never know
what you axe likely to strike in it.
Women's hearts are like egg shells,
a great deal tougher then they seem.
A girl can fall in love whenever she
has the time.
Every woman either marries a man
to reform h.m or reforms a man to
marry him.
A girl never thinks electricity is very
wonderful after she has once kissed a
coin in the dirk.
Lots of men ear their wife's ic
ture on a lapel button, and let them
carry in the wood.
Probab'y tf Adam hadn't warned
her against the snake Eve wouldn't
have had anyiliisj; to do wth him.
The last man that Dane n.'.: .?ew j
ed down below was the roan who in
rented a swim; shelf to put things on
down cellar.
After a man has succeed io flirting
with a girl he wonders how he could
ever have woodered whether she
would do it.
As soon at a man shows signs of
getting away, a girl begins to write
him letters in which she calls him
'my own."
Somehow vey few women afe both
good and stylish.
It would be great deal more ten
gible if men had chaperons.
A man would rather be henpecked
than have a locMe chia.
Prcbabiy De'i'ah had a suspicion
that Saraocl was thinking of being a
piano player.
The trouble with women in politics
is' that they are always wanting to rip
the goveraroent vp and see if it will go
bias.
Every woman has an idea that her
husband is awfully afraid of her opinion,
but he won't admit it
There are some women that you
are afraid to pay any compliments to
for fear they will start right off to purr
like a cat.
Every woman way down in her
heart believes any woman is too good
for a man.
Adam wasn't really lonesome in the
Garden of Eden, but he needed some
one to tell him when to put on his
heavy underclothes.
When a girl gets engaged to her
last chance, she writes letters to all
the men who have turned her down,
telling them of her "new found
happiness.
There never was a married woman
who sympathized with an old bachelor,
and there never war. a married man
who didn't.
Evidence
and watery, and ner complexion became sal
low and color lea. h had no strength, and
th least not irritated her. the was so ner
too We had another physician, and he
treated her steadily for a year without doing
ner any rood. In fact, it seemed that sh
was continually becomiar. worse. lie finally
gar ap th case as hopeless, and adriaed
os to get Pr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pal
People for her, as b said that thsy wer th
only thing that would benefit her.
I procured a eoapU of boxes f th pills,
and found that their as helped hsr con
ndrrably. &a kept on taxing Lbaa till sn
need about a dosea boxes, with th reeoH
that ah m aaUreJy well, and aiaeo tasa
there has beeanorrmptema whatever, of her
old trouble. Dr. Williams Pink Pill ar
certainly a woaderftd medialaa, whish did a
woAderfal good ha Clara's ansa, aotsr
several vlirociaas failed to sssialUh.
All th clement necessary to gi v new US
and rtchnea t th Used aaa rastato taaMr
ed nerves ar oocUlsed. ia a oadoased
form. U r. WOrauas' Pink Pills far Pal
Peotda. . They or also a sneaii fas
bias peculiar to frauds, sash a supprea
sioaa. irr armUmOes and aU sarsu r weak
sea, la aaeai they ae a radlaal our
overwork or c a tea as of whaasva nature.
Er. William PSoJc Pill are said in bores
(never in loos hoik) at sv sasti a box ar six
boxes far (ZJO, and mar h had af all drag
rJats. or direet hr mall from Dr. Wi
If edkin Company, Bchatadr, N. Y.
In looking at htr husband, a woman
usually says: "I believe you are
guilty of something, although I don't
know what it is."
Culture is a woman's ability to smile
naturally when a waiter spills gravy
down the front of her dress at a dinner
party.
When a girl is twenty she writes
love with an exclamation point;
when she's 30 she uses a question
mark.
Some women would rather have a
hyphen in their names than a home.
St. Peter couldn't have leen mar
ried; if he had been, he would not
have the heart to keep any matritd
man out of heaven.
A woman never makes o mar.y re
cuses to tcmpsry for the li.k .f the
house as she dovs just altrr he has
spent two whole tiajs in getting it
ready.
A pretty woman can't be a gool as
she looks.
Of course a woman is sorry when a
friend dies who refused to try her
doctor, but she can't he.'p rtgarding it
as a judgment.
When a woman is particulary picas
ant to a man he never know whether
it is because she likes him or does it
to torment some mas she likes better.
Some people, too good to associate
with gossips themselves, a! ays male
it a ooint to call promptly on a neigh
bor wheu they see a gossip leaving her
house.
A woman will tiy ever a pathetic
baby story, and then box her children's
This Is the picture of
n man woo la
healthy, clear
headed, success
ful and impartial
Lord HcrschclL
the Ex. Lord
Chancellor of
England. Ton
may be very sore
fnssi tsi.ww4 tn a.
-"kTbe man who
-, JsulTers from inv
yT Z: f ' rr irmre Diooa wm
W V t f ?! eminence in any
"1 t "tK wa-fc of fe- Voa
cannot pump im
pure blood into
the brain, and ex
oect the brain to
be active and keen. If yon feed the brain
cells on impure blood, yon are sure to have
weak, elturgish brain cells. If you pump
bad blood into the long, you will have
weak lungs. Pump bad blood into the
liver, and the result ia torpidity of the
liver. Feed the heart on impure blood,
and the consequence is a weak heart.
Nourish the skin with Impure blood, and
the result is all manner of unsightly skin
diseases.
The best of all known blood purifiers is
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It
makes the appetite hearty, the digestion
perfect, the liver active and nils the arteries
with the rich, red blood of health. It is
the great blood-maker and flesh-builder.
It cures all forms of eruptive skin diseases.
It cures 98 per cent, of all cases of con
ecption. It cures bronchitis, weak lungs,
spitun? of blood, obstinate coughs and
kindred ailments. It rives vigor and
health to the muscles and activity to the
brain. Thousands have testified to the
benefits derived from the use of this
wonderful medicine. AU medicine
stores sell it.
Mrs. EHa Ilowtn. of Drrty. JVrry Cnu. ItxL.
writes : "I tb yeer of 1S94. X wae Ukn with
sVMwacti trovtble nervoos dyywpete. Thm
w a coidaeta la my stomach sod a weight
which seemed tike a rock. Kxrythlnr that I
at gave me great psia: I hsd a beartag down
snMuae; vt tvtii ktom MosmcA: bid s ,
ridre around mv rtcht aide, sad la a short time I
I wa bloated, f waa treated by three o oar best I
phyviciaoa bat got no relief. I was so weak I j
cooid not walk across th room without ami. '
cowery and 00 bottle of the 'Pleasant Peneta. '
fc I
I began to improve very Cut after the oae of a
kw raunk it cn
cared m and thaafc Cod my
ts
ears because they won't be quiet and
let her read.
When all the 'woman callers insist
that his first baby 1s the perfect image
of himself, a man sneaks ud in the
garret and looks in a looking-glass.
Wbea It In Best to Marry.
New York Ledger.
Taking it for granted, which a
sensible, right-minded and good-heart
ed people do, that marriage is the
very best condition for all men and
women, the question arises, what is
the best marriageable age? There is
much to be said in favor of both late
and early marriages. Those who
start out in life early may have the
satisfaction of gathering a large family
of grand-children about them, and
spending the latter portion of their
lives in comparative freedom from
care and anxiety. Having brought
their children op in the way they
should go, and established them com
fortably in prosperous occupations
they may feel relieved from the im
mediate responsibilities of every day
life, and fed that all the children will
have an interest in their happiness
and welfare. Of course where young
sters begin life together they usually
do so with small means, and if the
little ones arrive in rapid succession
there may, and almost inevitably wilt,
be more or less hardship in making
both ends meet and in providing food
and clothes and education for the
fast growing brood; but if parents will
only take a rational new of the situa
on, and understand that simple food
not expensive, that plain clothes are
quite as good as fine ones, and that
education and knowledge is the one
thing of all others to give the children
in order to furnish them with working
capital, they would have simplified life
to a great extent, and can pave the
way to prosperity and a peaceful and
plentiful old age.
People who marry when quite young
are likely to live together more har
momously than those who enter into
this relation after their ideas, minds
and methods are fully settled. The
younger a woman marries the less
ikely she is to set up her will in the
household. For this reason many
men prefer very young wives; indeed
some tiroes say that they would
choose a very young girl and ' bring
her up, to speak, to their liking.
Mature women have their own ideas,
and these are very frequently not
specially in accord with the views of
the average man.
Physiologically, there is a 'good deal
to be said in favor of early marriages,
provided the family does not increase
too rapidly. If women would observe
all the laws of health they could marry
later in life with much greater safety
than at present; but health is
usually the last thing to be thought of
until it is gone.
Marriage is the only proper state
for rational beings to live in, and if it
is a failure it is not so from general
laws, but from the caprices and wrong
methods of those who enter into it.
From 20 to 22 is a good age for
young women, and men would do
well to marry before they are 25.
If women were as physically able to
assume the most important duties of
of the married relation at 25 or 30 as
at 20 there would be an excellent rea
son for delay; but all physiologists are
aware that the responsibilities of
motherhood are attended with much
greater risk after 25 years, and after
30 the clangers are tenfold.
There is one serious defect in the
education of the average girt In
stead of being taught to put herself
in perfect physical trim from her girl
hood and being able to meet the con
tingencies of life with calmness, con
fidence, and the certainty of a success
ful outcome, she is left in profound
ignorance of those things that she has
the roost need to know. At 25 or
30 a woman has more intelligence to
guide her, but less favorable physical
conditions. As health is the most
important of all th'ngs, it would seem
wise to so arrange our life that its
most taxing cares come with as little
injury to the physical system as pos
sible. Kansas City's College avenue
doubtless so named because there
no college on it or in us vicinity.
is
IS
WASTEl TRUSTWORTHY AND ACT
ive eentlemen or ladies to travel for
.- Kntible. established house laMlMOuri.
Monthly frU.oo and expenses. position
UAdy. lUlereoce. Encle e!t-atdrejed
tamped envelop. Th Dominion company.
Dept. K. Cbicago.
Science Utilize the Ox.
In an article on the "Wonders of
the WorJd's Waste," William George
Joidan details how science al the
present day utilizes the ox.
"Not many years ago," he says,
"when an ox was slaughtered 40 per
cent of the animal was wasted." At the
present time 'nothing is lost but its
dying breath.' As but one-third of the
products can be eaten, the question
of utilizing the waste is a serious one.
The blood is used for refining sugar
and in sizing paper, or manufactured
into door knobs and buttons.
"The hide goe3 to the tanner; horns and
hoofs are transformed into combs and
buttons; thigh bones are worth $80
per ton, are cut into handles for clothes
brushes; foreleg bones sell for $30 per
ton for collar buttons, parasol handles
and jewelery, the water in which
bones are boiled is reduced to clue:
the dust from sawing the bones is
a '
food for cattle and poultry; the smal
lest bones are made into bone
black.
'Eacn foot yields a quarter of a
pint of neat's foot oil; the tail goes to
the 'soup while the brush of hair at
the end of the tail is sold to . the
mattress maker. The choicer parts
of the fat make the basis of butterine;
the intestines are used for sausage
casings or bought by gold beaters.
"The undigested food in the
stomach, which formerly cost the
packers of Chicago $30,000 a year
to remove and destroy, is now made
into paper. These are but a few of
the products of abattoirs. All scraps
unfit for any other use find welcome
in the glue pot. or they do missionary
work for farmers by acting as fer
tilizers." Stand at the Mead.
Aug. J. Bogel, the leading druggist
of Shreveport, La., says: "Dr. King's
New Discovery is the only thing that
cures my cough, and it is the best
seller I have." J. F. Campbellmerch-
ant of Safford. Ariz., writes: "Dr.
Kiog's New Discovery is all that is
claimed for it; it never fails, and it is
a sure cure for Consumption. Coughs
and Colds. I can not say enough for
its merits." Dr. King's New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds is not an experiment It has
been tried for a quarter of a century.
and to-day stands at the head. It
never disappoints. Free trial bottles
at W. C Gaston's Drug Store.
lit a recent public letter Chauncey
. Filley, the Missouri boss, jumps on
the Ohio boss with both feet. "I
have no doubt of a Democratic ma
jority in the next congress," says Mr.
illey'and unless Hannaism is. root
ed out of the policy and actions of the
party it will bring defeat in 1900. It
is better to look danger in the face
and facts now, than to have Minnea
polis repeated in 1900. We have
no use for Mark Hannas in na
tional or local politics. Ohio proves
it How galling it must be to his
pride."
With Minnie Wallace it seems to
have been a case of WalkuD and
Ketcham. s
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ri
Jr?T-TfeTHS cfj
y
an the yitn
and sickness from
which women;
sulfer Is eaudtKyf-ir
8
derangement LnRfefVj
the orcans cf
menstruation.
Nearly always
a-k
when a woman fa not well these
organs are affected. But when
they are strong and healthy a
2
3
M woman fa very seldom sick.
piiRMardB
Is nature's nrovfaion for tha recn-
latlon cf the menstrual function.
It cures all " female troubles." It
is equally effective for the plrl In
her teens, the young wife with do
mestic and maternal cares, and
the woman approaching the period
known as the Chanpo of Life.
They all need It. They aro aU
benefitted by U.
Fbr airic ta cases reulrbif? rpedaJ
direct tons, address, ri'lr symptaens,
Ihs " Ladles' Adrlsory Deparinent
The Chattanooga Medldo Or.. t""t
docc. Tcaa.
THCS. j. C0OPU. Trpel, mtu, sarst
My tJrtr Bafere- frees rerr Irregular
an aalafnl -aeastraatioe aad tfocters
couti atl rtDer ker. ttln of Carats
fitlrtrfy care her an ala aetata arf
sMtatf raronsa ras Coa&f i ut.
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catalogues and note the unapproachable bargains we are offering SO differ
ent style Sewing Machines, ranging in price from $3.00 to $30.00 Bicycles,
nil styles and prices, from $10.75 to $75.00. Those of the latter price being
equal to wheels sold by agents and dealers at $125.00. We show 150 designs
in Baby Carriages the latest, the handsomest all new patterns, many
direct importations. We handle everything under the sun in the
VEHICLE AND HARNESS LINE. BUGGIES. CARRIAGES, PHAE
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Six National Uaaka for Financial Reference, thousand of Cured Patient all over tna
Unite State a t ear prnfeaaloiiil ability- AU bualneaa conducted on a strictly profaa
alaaal aaala aad strictly ooafidentlaL C ttatlea Pr atoffle or by mall, Treatment seat
Tcrrwaar f r f roaa obaervaUoa. Ho la trier ao vlUr bualneaa wall wing mfrtlfflnea
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GEORGE XT. ELLIOTT & CO .
Abstracters,
AND LOAJST AG-ENTS
Uavtrm purchased tae Kjiappeobrsrvr
of Title . nil the liuxl and Town ai.'u . Ji.
Money uo uniReinulMr-l-rnl v'nt it
amine lend ri tl-. i.rprriii.n..
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The annual report of Hon. H. Clay
h.vans. commissioner ol pensions. J
shows the net increase in the ttii ;
number of pensioners for the eur
ending June 30th last to have been j
5.326, and the total number drawing j
pensions on that date 076 014 There I
are still 7 widows and 9 daughters of
revolutionary soldiers drawing peu
sions. Among the recomnirdatious
of the report are the publication of a
complete list of pensioners, and the
adoption of legislation by congress
that will prohibit the payment of a
DeLsion to the widow of anv soldier of
the war of the rebellion who shall
marry after the date on which such
aw than go into effect.
Electric Bitters.
Electric Bitters is a medicine suited
for any season, but perhaps more
generally needed when the languid
exhausted feeling prevails, when the
lver is torpid and sluggish and the
need of a tonic and alterative is felt.
A prompt use of thit medicine has
often averted long and perhaps fatal
bilious fever. No medicine will act
more surely in counteracting and
freeing the system from the malarial
poison. Headache, Indigestion. Con
stipation, Dizziness yield to Electric
Bitters. 50c and $1.00 per bottle at
XV. C Gaston's Drug Store
When the Prince and Princess of
Wales were visiting an exhibition in
London recently on reaching the dairy
department the princess remarked to
the manager: "I have always heard
that the best butter in England comes
from Denmark. Is it true?' The
manager hesitated a moment and then
said: "No. your Highness; Denmark
sends us the best princesses, but
Devonshire the best butter."
Cornel John A. Jameson the
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raiiiuau iua.ii suciiuicuucui wug
died at Brooklyn Tuesday, was the
only man in America who saw two
presidents assassinated. He was in
Ford's opera house, Washington, when
President Lincoln was shot, and he
was with the presidential party when
Guiteau shot President Garfield.
De-r Minnie, brave, intelligent,
singularly beautiful. loving and loved,''
has a splendid monument in a London
dog cemetery.
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