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Digest of Late
No. Dak. News
The Nordberg residence In the
Crosby vicinity was destroyed by
fire. The building was partially
covered by insurance.
Public- schools at Emerado have
been closed for the past week in an
effort to stop an ep«aemic of small
pox at that place.
The DeLamere school rooms are
about depleted owing to too much
sickness, most o'f which proves to
be measles.
The farm home oi John Lough
west of Ray was totally destroyed
by Are, burning to the ground witD
the greater part of the furniture
and other contents.
Chris Jensen, 15-year-old son cC
J. P. Jensen of near Wyndmere,
suffered a broken leg on Christmas
day, by having a horse fall on him
while herding cattle on horse back-
Joseph Pastorek, Sr., of Pisek,
while crossing the street at tha
place slipped on the icy crossing
and fell in such a way as to break
a bone in his leg.
Little Frances McLean, daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. A. W. McLean of
Dickinson, sustained quite serious
burns, when she slipped and fell
on a hot register.
Robert A. Yeater, postmaster at
Wing was adjudged insane by the
Insanity board at a hearing held in
Judge Bradley's office at Bismarck.
The patient was taken to the asy
lum at Jamestown.
William, a young son of Mr. and
Mrs. Noah Rupe, residing in Co-
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NO HOME SHOULD BE WITHOUT IT.
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burn township, Ransom county,
met with quite a serious accident
recently when he received a kick
from a horse, breaking one of his
legs near the hip.
Waldon Green, 14-year-old son
of Mr. and Mrs. John Green
Hankinson, had his foot so
ot
badly
crushed while "catching on" to
bobsleigh that he now lies In
a
a
Minneapolis hospital, and it has al
ready been necessary to amputate
the great toe, with
a
possibility of
losing the second toe.
The Great Northern reservoir at
Des Lacs has been pumped entirely
dry and it is reported that there is
a scarcity of water all the way from
Minot to Williston. At Des Lacs
the company's well is down over
300 feet and very little water has
been encountered so far.
The N. P. depot at Tappen was
broken into and $65 taken from
he cash drawer, but the robber
ailed to make his get-away with
he booty. The agent with his
vife occupy rooms over the office
nd the noise made by the burglar
wakened them. He cautiously
ent down stairs, taking a shot
?un along, and reached the office
ust as the fellow was making his
^xit through a window. The thief
is
now in the Steele Jail.
"While visiting at T. J. Arantz'a
Clarence Nickelson met with
somewhat peculiar accident," says
The Burnstad Comet. "It seems
that Clarence and Arthur Arntz
were in the barn together and in
a fooling way Arthur gave Clarence
a push and in doing so lost his
own balance and fell down. In
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BOWBELLS, NORTH DAKOTA
WhenBowser
But It's So With All
of Them.
Z
By M. QUAD.
Copyright, 1916, by the McCIure
Newspaper Syndicate.
When Mr. Bowser cornea home and
finds his wife lying down with bar
head tied up, he Is real sorty for her,
of course—Just as sorry as any bos*
band could be. And, like any othfer
husband, he stands and surveys her
for a moment and then bluntly says:
"I expected It. Finally got down
flat, eh?"
"It's nothing," she faintly replies.
"Oh, It isn't! Nothing for a wife to
flop down and upset the whole house,
1 suppose? Well, I've been looking for
It the last three months, so I'm not
much surprised. Mrs. Bowser, It's a
wonder to me that you or any other
woman in the state Is out of her cofflrt."
"It's only—only a headache, dear."'
"Yes, only a headache but what do
headaches lead to? If you are not a
dead woman by Saturday night you
may consider yourself lucky. Didn't
I warn you not to sit In a draft
not to wear thin shoes—hot to eat too
much In warm weather? Little good
it does to talk to a woman."
"You can't help ailing occasionally."
she replied as she got up to wet the
bandage around her head.
"Mrs. Bowser, look at me," be said
as he struck an attitude and held one
hand aloft. "When am I ever ailing?
"UBS. BOWBBB, LOOK AT HBl"
When do you bear me complain}
Never! And why Is It? Because, Mrs.
Bowser—because I don't cram my
stomach with watermelon, buttermilk,
gumdrops, custard pie, sweet cake,
ginger ale and all that. Because 1
don't go around with my feet sopping
wet. Because I know enough to come
In when it rains. Because 1 exercise
a little common sense in taking care
of myself."
"Your dinner Is ready."
"And I'm ready for dinner. A healthy,
happy person Is always ready for his
meals. You won't try to get up, I sup
pose?"
"Not now."
"Well, you have only yourself to
blame. You may learn in time, but I
doubt It. I'd like to And one woman
with about two ounces of horse sense'
In her bead before 1 die. but I don't
expect to do It. Well, it can't be help
ed, I suppose. The Lord made you
that way, and it's no use to argue."
Mr. Bowser eats his dinner, smokes
his cigar and sings and whistles ns
If the slightest noise didn't go through
her aching head like a bullet. It never
occurs to him to fan her. wet the band
age or ask If she can't sip a cup of tea
It does occur to him, however, to say
about bedtime:
"I'm sorry, of course, but then you
must have more sense. I'll go up to
bed. and you can come when you get
ready. If you are going to kick around
much you'd better sleep In the spore
room."
Now and then the tables are turned.
Mr. Bowser comes home to lunch drag
ging his legs after htm and looking
pale and very much scared.
"What's the matter?" asks Mrs. Bow
ser as soon as he steps Into the house.
"Got a sore throat, and I feel fever
Isb. I—I think I'm going to be sirk!"
She doesn't call out that she expect
ed It and declare that no husband In
the world has sense enough tn look out
for his health. She knows that he was
out In a draft in his shirt sleeves, but
she doesn't ever mention it On the
contrary, she remarks:
"Try and eat a little something and
then lie down. Yon'd better gargle
yonr throat nnd then tie It tip."
"Do yon think It's nnrthfnar serious?"
1». whispers ns he grows pnler.
"I hope not. bnt It's wiser to be on
the safe side. Ton are snhlert to
quinsy, you know, and spinal mratn
jrttl* be?ln« 1n«t thl« way."
"T bellere I'm going to die." gears
Mr. Bowser, and he grow* so weak
that she hn« lo take off hl« cont nn-1
rest and get him on the lonnr-e. Every
thing ahont the honse Is ordered to go
on tiptoe, and even the rat Is pnt out
and the eloek stopped. After his throat
kM b«Ni Had op, bis Rboei takan ofl
and a quilt thrown over Mm Mr. Bow
ser plaintively inquires:
"Don't you think you'd better seno
torn doctor?"
''Not Jtwt yet, dear. 1 don't think it a
rtry serious."
"Mrs. BoWBer, I believe I'm already
struck with death."
"Nonsense! You've Just got a little
inflammation of the tonsils."
"I've felt for some days as if a great
calamity hung over this household.
Hadn't we better have two doctors?"
"Ju3t
try and go to sleep, Mr. Bow
ser, end IH warrant you will feel bet
ter by night"
"Ah, how I suffer!" ha groans, "Yon
may be a widow before the week is
out. I hope you will always be kind to
the cook. I have triad to be a good
husband, and—and"—
Mrs. Bowser lays her hand on his
forehead, and the tears come to his
eyas and be suddenly becomes a great
big booby. She i"»° to hold his hand to
get him to sleep, and when he wakes
up he wants tea and toast and jelly* and
he is as petulant as a sick baby until
finally put to bed. He is a new man
when he awakes in the morning, and
when she asks after his throat be re
plies:
"Throat! Humph! Mrs. Bowser, for
about five hours yesterday I was hov
ering between life and death. Had it
been you you would have died ten times
over, but grit pulled me through."
"Grit?"
"Yes grit, sand, pluck, Spartan cour
age and fortitude. I let none of you
know how bad I actually was, but Just
shut my teeth and determined to live,
and here is the result of it. Ah. Mrs.
Bowser, if you only had a hundredth
part of my courage and will power
you'd be a far different woman from
what you are now—a far different wo
man."
Mrs. Bowser felt that she owed him
one for that, and she said:
"The minute you feel it coming on
you should start for home."
"Eh, what do you mean?" he asked
as his face grew grave.
"The chill."
"What chill?"
"Mr. Bowser, you were a very sick
man last night, and though yoj say
you are all right this morning you may
have a relapse."
"Do—do you think I will?"
"One can't say In such cases. How
ever, at the first sign of a chili, you
start for home. You had best come In
the ambulance."
"But I don't believe I shall have a
uhilL"
Mr. Bowser stood around for Ave
minutes, and then slowly left the
bouse, and when outside the gate be
muttered to himself:
"It's the strangest thing In the world
that I can never get the better of that
woman."
Mrs. Bowser, as the reader well
knows, is not a revengeful person.
However, she got to feeling that she
had let Mr. Bowser off too easy In this
Instance, and after giving him time to
reach the office she telephoned blm.
"IJust wanted to
aBk
if you got over
.isKhont a chill.?
^TDld I? Of course I did," he roared
back.
"I'm so glad."
Then she called In a neighbor to ask
aver the wire:
"Aren't you taking terrible chances.
Bowser?"
"What do you mean?" was asked.
"Why, getting up off a dying bed
to go to the office. Watch your feet
like a hawk. If they begin to get cold
you run for home at once."
An hour later she got the wife of a
neighbor to come in and say:
"Oh. Mr. Bowser, I've beard of how
near you came to your grave. This la
Mrs. Forbush, you know."
"Um!"
"The whole city feels that it had
rather lose the mayor than Bowser,
so do be careful. If you feel one sin
gle shiver"—
Another grunt nnd Mr. Bowser hung
up. Then Mrs. Bowser came in with:
"Have you got your feet in a dish of
hot water?"
"Not by a darned sight!" he whoop
ed. "but I'll get you in hot water when
I come home."
But he didn't. He was as good as
pie. and without being asked to he
gave her. money for two pairs of 75
cent stockings reduced to 49 cents a
pair.
Unsooial Item.
We bad paid an afternoon call. So
licitously we asked after the health of
his wife.
"I returned unexpectedly, and she
was so upset that she lost her head
completely," said Bluebeard, sighing
profoundly.
Intuitively we changed the subject
to the prevailing weather.—Philadel
phia Ledger.
Transmuted Philosophy.
Croesus bad Just touched a stone and
turned it Into gold.
That's more than be could do to
me," ruminated HadJi, the beggar
"I'm too poor to touch.",
Which goes far to prove that poverty
Is no bar to wit—Louisville Courier
Journal.
Life's Changes.
had a million dollars ones,
And I Was happy, too
I cave much to the needy poor.
Just as the rich should do.
I showered on my levins wife
The things which gold will boys
I.gave to a:i my relatives
Much wealth, without a sigh.
I traveled In far distant lands.
I did not have to toll:
pu* jome
"loney into lots,
And.soiue I put In oil.
I was a happy man. Indeed,
And Joy quite filled my cup,
XTntll the old alarm eloek had
Te so aad wake me up.
SHREWD POLITICAL
DECLARES FOR ESTABROOK
Ralph Cameron Believes
He is the
Only Man Who Can Rally to
His Support All Factions.
Ralph H. Cameron. Republican Nsj
tional Committeeman for Arizona andj
former Delegate in Congress from that
state, has declared himself for the
nomination of Henry D. Estabrook of
Nebraska and New York, as the Re
publican candidate for president of
the United States. Mr. Cameron 1»(
known as one of the shrewdest
litical observers in the country, which
adds greatly to the Interest in his
lining up with the Estabrook move
ment. He said:
"I am for Henry D. Estabrook for
the Republican nomination for Presl-,
dent. I am for him because, In my
judgment, be Is the one man who caft
rally Republicans of all elements and
shades of opinion to his support, and,
therefore, the one man whose nomlna-,
tion will give us the best assurance
of victory in 1916. I have made sev
eral extended trips over the country
within the last few months. None of
the old line candidates for the Re
publican nomination has aroused any
app' eciable enthusiasm. Obviously,
the favorite son movement In the sev-.
eral states can get nowhere, for It
can never develop a national leader
ship. Indeed, I see great danger In
this favorite son brand of polities, for
it can readily develop a situation that
would mean a repetition of the dis
aster of 1912.
"RepubH
ms generally welcome the
new leadership Idea. Mr. Estabrook
is able, aggressive, sound in his Re
publicanism, and free of factional,
entaru 'ements To me, as a Repub
lican, there Is genuine Inspiration and
hope in Mr. Estabrook's candidacy."
A NEW JERSEY TRIBUTE
Henry D. Estabrook, a lawyer by
profession, a Nebrasksn by birth, and
a New Yorker by residence, Is an
avowed candidate for the Republican
nr
lination for President. Already
headquarters have been established at
Omaha, and It Is expected that other
states will fall In line, particularly
through the
W^st,
where he Is well-
known and highly esteemed. Esta
brook Is a type of man that Is always
popular with the masses. He Is an
orator that grips bis audience at the
start and holds them to the end. He
knows the tariff question thoroughly
and his views on all of the Important
questions that will be Issues are sound
and thoroughly American. Born and
reared in Nebraska, he was graduated
from Washington University, Bt.
Louis. In 187B. He bsgan the prac
tice of law In Omaha, removed to
Chicago in 1896 and thence to'New
York In 1902. His family consists
of his wife and daughter, now Mrs.
Karl G. Roebllng. He Is as energetic
as he Is active, and on a recent trip
to the Pacific Coast be spoke day after
day. He is a member of the Union
League Club. New York City, and was
selected recently to voice that organi
zation's attitude on the question of
preparation for national denfenss.—
Newark, N. J., Sunday Call.
THE ONLY NEW LEADER
The Railroad Employee, one of tha
most Important labor Journals In the
United States, regards Henry D. Esta
brook as the only available new leader
In sight. Following Is an excerpt
from the January Issus of the Em
ployee:
"Estabrook seems to be, at the
present time, the only available new
leader In sight. His discussions ot
the tariff from the fundamental pro
tection standpoint, of national de
fense, and of anti-business agitation
and legislation, his attitude toward
labor—he has said that whatsoever
power Inheres In capital through ag
gregation and organization must be
permitted to labor—his criticisms of
the Democratic administration's for
eign policy, and his 'Get Together^
plea to Republicans of all element^
and of all shades of opinion, have at:
tracted widespread attention.
"From the time he opened tha Re
publican national campaign In Chi
cago, In 1896, Estabrook has been
known as one of the most effective
campaigners among the big men in
the Republican party. He Is eloquent,
courageous, forceful, and a man of
engaging personality. His Republic
canlsm Is described as unhyphenated
—the kind that does not need any
qualifying adjective. He has always
kept the faith and fought for it."
E8TABROOK ON PREPAREONBM,
"We must forthwith spend money
tor defense sod lots of it
Wrnwt
know that we are safe even from tha
temptation of attack."—Henry IX
Estabrook.
"I would heartily advocate Mr.
E^yan's policy of non-resistance rather
than any policy ot half preparedness.
I bad rather scrap every gun and war
ship we own if wa are not to add ta
them."—He^ry D. Estabrook.
/'To fight inadequately arnsd
ant
4ith the c«rtainty of losing would
be
nothing short of murder, for which
ou and I /and every taxpayer in tha
United Status
WMM UmMvmSSi
a n
CHARLES JT. KOPRJVA
Up-to-date
AUCTIONEER
It
you need the services' of
aa
auctioneer, one who KNQWS his
business. One who KNOWS HOW
and GETS YOU the MOST DOLLARS
for your property, then I'M YOUR
MAN. My ability as a public sales
man enables me to cry YOUR SALE
TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
For rates and dates write or see
me at
BOWBELLS, N. D.
J. W. MOOitK
Auctioneer
Sales Cried In Burke and Adjace
Counties
Satiafactloa tiaaranteetl
Call or Phone me for dates when In
tending to hold a sale
BOWBBL.La N. D.
O. 9. CAMPBELL
Dentist
Bowbells, N.
Flaxton every Friday.
'"COL. E. C. MAHONEY
Licensed Auctioneer
Sales Conducted In Burke and Ad
jacent Counties
Satisfaction Guaranteed
BOWBELLS. N. D.
DR. A. L. DOE
Physician and Surg-«tfi
Offlca One Door Bast ot The Trlbun*
Building
BOWBELLS. N. D.
DR. A. M. LIMin !«.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office in Movlut Block
BOWBELLS. N. D.
V. E. STENWRSEN
liatvj'cr
Suite 21, Fair Buildiny,
Minot, North Dakota
COYLE & HERIGSTAD
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
Practice In all State and Fednai
Courts
MINOT. N. DAK.
JOHN B. DONOVAN
Embalmer and Funeral Director
Phone 49 Bowbells, N. D.
C. H. MARSHALL
LAWYER
Practlc* In all State and Federal
Courts
PORTAL. NORTH DAKOTA
H. A. HANSON
LAWYBR
Praotlc* In all State and Federal
Courts
BwwaellSi Narth Dakota
F. E. HECKEL
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Notary Public
Practice tn all Courts
BOWBELuS, N. D.
GEO. H. PHELPS
I. A W YUK
Office with Burke Abstract Co.
BOWBELLS N. OAK
E. R. SFNKLER
ATTORN BY-AT-LA W
Practice In all State and Fwi-rs)
Courts
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Courts
KBNV.'.RB. NORTH DAKOTA
Lodge Directory
BOWBELLS CHAPTER NO. 76, OR
DER EASTERN STAR
Meets second and fourth
Tues­
days at Fraternity hall. Margaret
Blenkner, Worthy Matron Geo. H.
Phelps, Secretary.
BOWBELLS LODGE NO. 75 A. F.
AND A. M.
Meets first and third Tuesdays
at Fraternity hall. Mark H. Pow
ers, W. M. -Geo. H. Phelps, Secre
tary.
BOWBELLS LODGE NO. 72, I. O.
O. F.
Meets every Friday evening at
Fraternity hall. Visiting brothers
always welcome. W. C. Heath,
N. G. G. L. Bickford, V. G. J.
V. Buzell, Secretary.
M. W. A BOWBELLS CAMP NO.
7830
Meets every 2nd and 4th Thurs
day at Fraternity hall. Visiting
neighbors always welcome. Chas.
W. Shenneman, Consul Geo. 9
White. Clerk.
ELECTRIC WASHERS. The
Bowbells Light & Power Co. has
made arrangements with the Strom,
berg Heating & Plumbing Co. to
demonstrate and sell the famous
Automatic Electric Washers.. Those
Interested In electric washers
should call at Stromberg's shop
and see the demonstrator in oper
ation.
MONEY TO LOAN ON FARM LAND
CMTMCTS, FIRST ADD SfCflSO HWT8«W I0U3HT
Wm. SADLIER
Bowbells, N- D.
FIRE
AUTOMOBILE &
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Representing:
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