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Wi ... Ms a"** A S f" -Kh SIP &LxUJ" &- m:^i lilt v.- .V VOLUME S. vV FORT YipiS LOSES TO 1KLAUGHUN yi J_ The Fort Yates basket ball team lost to a mixed McLaughlin team Saturday night at McLaughlin by a score of 26 to 14. The local boys are not satisfied with Ifche treatment accorded them at McLaughlin. A guarantee /of $25 which had been promised them was not paid,' it is claimed, and the home team is still wondering if the referee thought he was refereeing a football .game. Cannon Ball Items The ferry boat "Opal" is frozen up in the Missouri below the depot. Supt. E. D. Mossman was up 1i -on business at the sub station on Friday.f at Bernard Mulhern is back from the Bismarck hospital, and we are all glad to see Him. Thos. P. Ashley returned from the Capitol ^heif he hadr spent a couple, weeks. Charlie Black Bear was up here from Fort Yates visiting friends and relative? E. Bull Bear and Amos Good Crow were in town buying Xmas (foods at the Cannon Ball Merc. Co. Big Lake Congregational ctiurcl} held their Xmas program bunday evening. The program was good The Cannon Ball Congregational Church and the Catholic Church .their Xmas program the same evening. held its tree Monday evening. Xmas program of the Bfg Lake Congregational Church iS? Song by choir, leader Kate Tibbits Prayer, Rev. Tibbits Song, Sweeter Than Days Gone By Short sermon by Rev. Tibbits Songby school children, leader Mrs. g. E. Scott^" Recitation, Santft Claus, Agnes Twoj Shield -Mi Recitation, Santa Claus is Coming,' Peter Warrior &ecitation7 Sing* an Song of Xurfls, Chas. Bear J^ Recitation, Mrs. Santa Claus, Ruby B. Bear ti The Episcopal Church Recitation, My Favorite Tree, Jack yP11? Ring I Recital ion,'How He Dbes It, Two. Shield Men of Old Xmas oiienng -Jfrombone duet, Joe Huff And fieirwagon. Nancy Song, Xmas Lulluby,school chiuJ'rei) Recitation, If You're Good, Harvej Henderson Song by.Choir, As With Gladnef- Dai. "xfJyZ Secret of ^Administration. The culminating' point of adminis tration: is to know well hbw much Ofrer, great 0F sma|l, WP ought to to all circumstances,—-Montes- «j"=— Heglectf ul. I:- Russy, with eyes closed,.was purring the mat when Archie exclaimed: i, ma. kitty's gone to. sleep and for ot to stop her motor I'V-Boston Swastika Items Ennis Ackerman and family left Wednesday night, for Mapleton, Minn., to spend Christmas and New Years with Ennis' parents. Jack Cramer left Wednesday for points in Minnesota and. Iowa to spend the winter. Jack says he'll be back with the meadow larkes. Steve Roman, teacher of the Ce dar Valley school, left Friday night forliis Home at Winona, Minn to spend the holidays. j: Fred Butts is working again for 0. J. Brennecke. V',:', Iva Perkins of Petrel, N. D., is spending her vacation at Swastika with her cousin Mrs. Ella Smithy. A. P. Darby is assisting Dr. Ben nett at McLaughlin at present. Christmas Celebration Set New Record for "Dryness" A record for "dryness" has.just been made by the Indians of this reservation that could scarcely be equaled in these "home-brew" days. There were between thirty and forty separate Indian Christ mas celebrations this week on the reservation, and, Supt. Mossman declares, not one case of drunken ness has been reported, from any of these celebrations. fllOH* PREFER OTHER PLAd "Po you suppose jazz muBiclans will $o to heaven?" "Mirybe so," wpUed Ur. OnnipMO. "According to the modern idea, nearly everybody 1B going to heaven, bat I won't present my credentials to St Peter until I find out whether or not they'll have to check their horns at the a Hard Labor. "Well," said the shoe drummer, "what's going-on In GhiggersviUe to day?" "Heard about Zefce Dawle?" asked Squire Witherbee. "No. Has he gone toworkf "Yes. Quite a' number of our citi zens were on hand to see him accept ppsltton. In fact, the courtroom was crowded," Poor Chance for Him. He—What would your father do It I told him I wanted to marry you? She—He'd refer the matter to me. He (hopefully)—And what would you do? She—Fd refer the matter to Mr. Smart, who proposed to me and was accepted while you were trying (9 IHEHPEpiEN^Eg "Whit Wild Qf «»«l do you with, IHumf* "Dear me, I am so Inexperleneed V'*1#**. Are there various kindef i-- "Oh yea. We have egg coal, chest* nut 'f .-y 1 HI UK, tus ,M|, ws Swat I The '«ke'eter» «lnc on airy wing lln*er ln,n*rl,y by. But oft their son*, like that t)t the^waa. la the lut befor* they di*. Canada's X^fiada fo the wfttpr.piJMipf .Qr (bf worW. An Jntopnttattt Crgal iBfrtuaiutfur ^tthlUtfpd in The wonderfully mild weather contributed in no small degree to ward the perfect Christmas tjde. This iB one of the Warmest holidaj seasons old timers can remember in Song Song Song Recitation Dialogue Recitation a Christmas Acrpstic Piano Trio Song and tableau Worth Pondering Over. Some people complain because of poor health, but many more have poor health because ihey complalu.—Kxi. ch^uiKe.' Mlcr 'a Happy Hunting ground. Aceo 'ir.tii to estimate the humab body contains a microbe population equal to a thousand million times the whole human population of the earth, All the Symptoms. When a man begins to tell a woman all about his' past love affairs, it Is a very good sign that he Is about to have "just one more," Lives.- Life estimated by discontent ibay be a desert life measured by gratitude may be a garden.—Anon. Can Buy Joy Rides. Money can't do everything, but there's a tendency in human nature to be pretty well satisfied with the it can do. thipss Confidence Must Be Natural. Confidence Is a thing not to be pro duced by compulsion. Men cannot be forced Into trust—Daniel Webster. Lachrymal, &toitx FORT YATE8. SIOUX COUNTY, NORTH DAKOTA, THURSDAY, DEC. 28, 1922 Wonderful Weather Aids Christmas Joy and Happiness St. Five Christmas Entertainments and Trees Held by Churches and Schools Christmas at Fort Yates this'years. Many visitors from across year was indeed a joyful occasion, fully in keeping with the true spir it of the happy, season. In addition to the usual special religjou* Ser vices, revealing the real, essential, holy meaning of Christmas, five.sup arate celebrations and entertain ments were held. Program Given Sunday Evening by the Agency Boarding .» School v, (EnuittB, 2?nrtJ? Batata the. river and other neighboring localities attended the celebrations here. The public school gave their en tertainment Friday night and the agenuy boarding school Sunday evening A large an appreciative audience attended these two splen did programs. The St. Mary's and Ht Joseph's societies, the Congregationals and Episcopal* lielil tlieir trees the even* sng of the 21th. O S a N a a "Come I^et Uh Be Joyful" 24 pupils Christmas Lullaby" First and Second A classes "Save A Little Christmas" Sain Crowghost "Two Sides" Michael Treetop and Jerome Martin. "A Lady 8anta Claus" Cha ilef wynne 14 pupils Julian LifeCouiDte, Retina LeCumpte, .Ji iine Eagle Silent Night" Piano and violin .. '/i Julian LeCompte and Cl.as. Middle Christmas Song Solo Recitation Song "My Littl^lui^' "The Second Table" "Beautiful ^^Dughts for Christmas' The atmospheric pressure oa Mars is about one-quarter^: as great as on the earth. First and Second A classes Josephine 8p^i-dhorse AnUiinei Howard 5 git if Boat Driven by Waftr. A life boot invented In HollnnJ Is driven by water drawn Into one own ing and expelled from two others by steam pump, steering being lon6 by controlling the outlets. In That Senw, Anyway. "Failure is sometimes the Fifty Thousand Winka a Day .my time I would nfake him my prime A nervous person may wink as often, minister. It,Is not his poetry I admire perhaps, as 60,000 times during the 16 waiklng hours of the day. St«ry—"Herfrv&i iiiii $.fsai*!.« frwn.he^ ey* teeth, prob comments T. M. O.—Boston Trs» beginning of success," says a philosopher. At any rate, seeing one's finish Is apt to give one a start. Evening Things Up. Tilings are about equal In this world. In a brass-band it's harder to play the piccolo than the bass drum, but lt'a harder to carry the drum. For rlusbands Only. Easiest way to get over a message to friend wife is to pretend you are talking in your sleep I—Brooklyn Eagle. When a 8heep la a Goat Up there the sheep and goats will ,, be divided, but down here the sheep are usually the goats.—Eugene, Ore. Dally Guard. ...... '*s-. Joy for Auntie. jimmy eame running Into his aunt'a home, which was just across the street from his own, and said, "Oh I auntie, wants to know, will you A Poet With Qood Sense. If such a man as Corneille lived In so much, but his good sense, his knowt edge of the human heart aud, In a word, his profound policy,—Napoleon. mm Paris Plret to teach Blind. The first public school for the llnd %aa-estdblished In Paris in I7»i. pioneer Chronicles of the West The program at the Pretty Rock hall was well attended. After the program the community tree was lighted. Santa Claus was there with a big sack of candy for every one. Mr. and^ Mrs. Hans Thompson visited in Lfmmon Wednesday Mr. Dakken, Mr. Thompson, Mr. Davis and John Davis made a trip to Coflin Butte mines Satur day. Ira Herbert and family moved to Biemarck last week. Mr. Herbert will work in a garage. Their friends are sorry to have them leave but wish thein Buccess in their new home. Mr. and Mrs. Hency Trager and daughter viMted at his parents home Sunday. Will Assist in Instituting Five-Year Prograin Fred B. Campbell, Supt. of the Blackfeet agency, is expected here in a few days for a short visit while on his way to Washington While here Supt. Campbell will assist Supt. Mossman in instituting the spent their money ru five-year program recommended bv Commissioner Burke. THE THREE 8AILORS A couple of sailors got into a dis cussion over the Jrind of animal a heifer was. One sailor claimed that the heifer belonged to the hog family, the other that it was a variety of shH!). 'I'hMlly they enlled in Boatswain Bill. "ImII, wut's a heifer—Is it a hog or is it ii sheep?" they said. Routs nln Bill bit off a large chew reflectively. Then he said: "To tell you the truth, mates, I dunno much about poultry." The Cashier. A young woman went to call on a lady who luid entertained her. The latter's flve-yciir-old daughter who was playing on the lawn, said: "Ma ma isn't at home." "I am very sorry," replied the young woman, "for I have come to pay my party call." "Oh, I'll take the money," said the child promptly. Not She. A WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN Patient: Wowl I thought you aald you extracted without pain. Dentist: V/ell, it don't hurt me a bit Passing the Responsibility. The cost of living must improve. Yet with determined frown Ea:h waits (or eome one else to move -To put the prices down. iJ:- '.: Alwaya, The best angle from which to ap proach any problem la the" try-angle. Charging Thunder, one of the few remaining Indians who wn.i witii Sitting Bull at the Lillle Bin Horn, passed away Inst Tlmreuay evening at the agennv hospital, age 70, and was buried here the following day. Chariiii« Thunder was an old time Indian of consider able reputation. He was liked and renpected by a'.l who knew him. Local Happenings Mr Ida Fisher is spending the holidays with her relative* at Mc Laughlin. J. M. Ciirignan Sr. vUiud in Lin Ion yestecday, going over with Oscar Bauumnri. Supt. E. I.) Mobsman leavt' to morrow to aR niiipan.v a number of Indian children to Toledo, Iowa, where they will enter the Sac and Fox sanitarium. Where It Went. •lack Spratt could em |)0 j,jg wife could eat no lean. you Listen and Obey. We need only obey. There Is guid ance for each of us, and by lowly listening we shall hear the right word. —B. W. Emerson. Something in That It Is not good for man to be alone, but It is much less expensive.— Kx change. "The prima (lonqa says she will Novelist Peddles Own OooKe. climb to the top of yon snowy peak, A young novelist stood on a promt and sit there while the world rolls' Bent street corner in London recently by." 1 "Believe me," replied the sardonic guest at a fashionable summer resort, "she won't If the photographers refuse to follow her." peddling tier own books. She sold iiO copies in an hour. Oally Thought Love, vows, promises, confidence*, gratitude—how queerly they read af ter awhile.—Thackeray. First Queen 2017 B. C. The first woman with sovereign au thority was Semlramla, queen of Aa syrla, 2017 B. a Thirteen Daya in Ancient Waefe~ Thirteen days comprised tho urealb of the ancient Mexicans. Dally Thought Art Is long, life short judgment dif ficult opportunity transient.—Qoethe. The Principal Inducement "What sends men Into the far a» NUMBER 15 OLD-TIME INDIAN DIES THURSDAY ^YrN V^ ••"\yy-4 3 •?i$ ri 'K 8ee |ley he Jitney's gaso line.—Fresno, Cal., Republican. Ancient Doors. Greek and Ifiuniin doors always opened outward, nml when a man waa passing out of :i house he knocked on the door so ns not to open it In the face of a passer-by. New Steel Wheels. Forged in one piece, a steel Wheel has been invented for automobiles. Including rims, spokes, hubs and brake drums. 'A ,1 I 1 cor-' ners of the world?" asi-8 one of the magazines. Our guess Is that It Is the' hope of seeing their names lit the^^l newspaper headlines.