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ace a numbed 6f sentenctes
BXt In,, the Bible which everybody
thinks are there," said a clergyman.
«*lie chief of these sentences Is, 'Hfe
tempers the wind to the shorn lamb/
You would search the Bible pretty
thoroughly before you would find that
Rgrftence In it. Where you would find
ft'Would be in Sterne's 'Sentimental
J$h" -y/
"Sterne gets a «ood d^-al of praise for
the origination of this sentence, but it
was originated, as a matter of- fact,
before be was born. In a collection of
French proverbs published In 1504 we
find, 'Dieu mesure le vent a la brebis
tondue.' That convicts Sterne of pla-
the midst of life we are in
death.' Everybody thinks that is iii the
Bible. It isn't, though. It is in the
burial service. '1
'That he who rtioa may read.' This
Is another sentence supposed, wrongly,
to be Biblical. II is not Bib:i-a!,
though the Bible has something :-y
like It—namely. That he may riri
readeth.'
"'Prone,to sin as the sparks tly up
ward.' The Bible nowhere contains
those words.
'A nation shall be born in a day.'
The nearest thing to that in the Good
Book is, 'Shall a nation be born at
•once?"'
South America In lOOO B. C.
,v The greater the number of the suc
•eeding phases of civilization the more
ven must be the average length of
lacb and- thus resemble the general
length- of human periods. It is to be
•een that the two central European
periods, those of Hallstadt and of La
Tene, together embrace about a thou
sand years, an average of 500 for each.
The cultured periods of Egypt may be
even longer.
The development of Peruvian civili
sation. -accepting on the average five
successive periods, would result in a
stratification of cultures representing
between 2,000 and 3,000 years. About
the year 1000 B. C., at the time when
Solomon built his temple, the early
Americans in Peru reared their mighty
structures to the glory of a creator god.
Civilization in America would beyond
all doubt have worked itself up to a
high plane at some time and might
have accomplished alone a peculiar
but certainly brilliant development
without the Intervention of European
civilization.—Professor Max Uhle in
Harper's Magazine.
Effect of Rain Upon Animala.
"The effects of a rainy day upon ani
mals of a zoo," said a keeper the other
day, "are as Interesting to watch as
anything I know in connection with a
collection of beasts. Now. that big
Iwoif over there Just revels in a rainy
!day and skips about as gay as you
please. AH the wolves are the same.
.'Bain cheers them up. But the lions
'are different. They Tret and fume and
.growl and snarl unless you give them
an extra allowance of meat or a big
•pan of warm milk. Then they will
sleep, but a rainy day seems to get on
the nerves of a lion or any of the cat
family. Snakes are kept in just a cer
tain temperature all the time, and yoii
would think that the damp air would
never reach them. Perhaps it doesn't,
but I have always noticed that all the
Reptiles are active and cheerful. If a
reptile can be said to be cheerful, when
It rains."—Tit-Bits.
He Hat a Daughter.
"You have a daughter, have you not,
sir?" said a minister to an old gentle
man with whom he had formed a casu
al acquaintance as a fellow passenger.
The old gentleman essayed to answer,
but the question had strangely affected
him.
"I beg your pardon," said the minis
ter, "if I have thoughtlessly awakened
iii your mind recollections of a painful
nature. The world is full of sorrow,
sir. and perhaps my question recalls to
your memory a fair, beautiful girl
whose blossoming young life had with
ered In its bloom. Am I right, sir?"
"No. not exactly." replied the old gen
tleman sadly. "I have five unmarried
darters, mister, an' the youngest of the
lot is twenty-eight years old."
The Teacher's Fanlt.
Teacher—Why. Freddy, how did you
get those black and blue welts on your
arm?
Scholar—Them's your fault, teacher.
Teacher—My fault? What do you
mean?
Scholar (sobbing reminiscently)
Why, you told me it was a poor rule
that didn't work both ways. So when
I went home I took pa's new two foot
rule that doubles up on a hinge and
bent It back till It worked both ways,
and then pa said I'd broken the Joints,
and he went and got his razor strop.
a Hard Time.
"Here I've been running for years,"
said the ball clock, "and I haven't
moved an Inch. I wouldn't mind that
much, but every evening about 8:30
the young lady of the family turns me
back because she says I'm too fast,
and then in the morning the old nmn
comes along and grumbles because Tip
too slow."
Faaey Work.
your wife do mnclt fancy
v-/ "Does
work-r
'"Fancy work? She won't even let a
porous piaster Come Into tjie bouse
Without crocheting a red border found
it and rnnnlng a yellow ribbon through
the boles*" .aisro
M' 4 fufenl iaMtlaa.
boy aaya bis only ambition li
ta make a living without working."
''What are his parents going to do!
fur bitn?"
"Make a politician ovt of bim."—Do
trait Frfr Preai.
•HYSMAVE8
Racor TraVet* *i»ny tlltM On* the
^veraste Man's Pai-e.
The c'.isr. iiiv a man shave* in an av
erage lifetime, or the distance Lis ra
zor travi over bis face, will be a sur
prise to iiiost pi'u lo. Proui a
tuile of examples average measure*
luent*arouud the euiu from i'.:r to vii)f:
is found to be and
Inches. From where tin* be:t \i
o:i the throat to the i-lviu and thcuce to
the edge of the upper lip la four and
one-half inches. You must reckon that
it is necessary to give two strokes of
the razor to each inch or fraction of
au inch in order to cover all the sur
face and go over each section of the
face twice in order to secure a clean
surface.
So. multiplying the number of
strokes by the number of times the ra
zor is passed over the entire face, you
get the figure 4, and four times the
two above mentioned measurements
elves you the figures 50 and 18 respec
tively. 'which, added together, produce
U. :vfore the average man. wheth
er dark or fair, shaves tJ4 inches every
twenty-four hours. With these figures
v.-e arrive at the result that every man
wearing only a mustache shaves 2,06S
feet 4 inches per year. Taking, then,
the average life at seveuty years and
that the fair man starts shaving at
eighteen and the dark man a year ear
lier, or at seventeen, we bave the fol
lowing result: That a fair man. If be
lives till he is seventy, will shave in
the coUrse of bis life 20 miles 650
yards 4 inches. The dark man, If he
lives till he is seventy, will shave In
the course of his life 20 miles 1,340
yards 1 foot 8 inches.—Kansas City
Independent.
The Foot Astray,
William F. Cody was once relating a
story which concerned an Indian who
had met with an accident In a Buffalo
Bill show. It was necessary to ampu
tate the Indian's leg, and in the de
scription of this operation Cody was
interrupted frequently by a young doc
tor who Injected technical and medical
terms into the straight vernacular of
the scout. He was irritated, but ig
nored the doctor. "A few days after
the operation," continued the narrator,
"the Indian learned that bis leg had
been buried. With a whoop be leaped
from his bed and jumped upon the doc
tor with both feet."
"Jumped with both feet after an op
eration?" shouted the doctor, exulting
in his exposure of the great scout's ab
surd story.
"I said upon the 'doctor with both
feet.'" explained Cody, "In order to
distinguish him from the other hospital
physician, who had only one foot, hav
ing put the other into people's affairs
so often that he lost it."
The Way Home.
When the bishop of Truro, Dr. Gott,
was dean of Worcester bis absent
mindedness was so notorious that he
earned for himself the sobriquet of
"Dean Fbr-Gott"
On one occasion he bad Invited some
friends tp dine with him. On their ar
rival, a 'short time before the dinner
hour, he suggested that in the Interval
of Waiting-his friends would perhaps
Uke to walk through the grbtthds.
After spending about a quarter of an
hour In admiring the floweta, shrubs
and greenhouses they suddenly came
upon a door in the garden wall.
"Ah!" said the dean to his astonished
guests. "This will be a much nearer
way for you to go home than by going
baca to the front!" And, forgetting
his invitation, be opened the door and
bowed them out.
Offensive Cravat.
A good story of Whistler and his pe
culiarities is told in the Free Lance.
A gentleman went to Whistler with a
letter of introduction and sent up his
card with the letter. The servant pres
ently brought down the card with a
note in pencil on it—"Who is the great
est painter?" The visitor promptly
wrote "Whistler" and was immediate
ly shown upstairs. An amusing scene
followed, arising out of the fact that
the visitor was wearing a red necktie.
Whistler declared it interfered with the
color scheme of his room and "put him
off" a picture he was painting in quite
a different "key." Finally he obliged
him to take off the offending cravat be
fore he would condescend' to exchange
another word with him.
Lneky Mam.
In crossing the ocean a father and
son both became very seasick. Tbe fa
ther recovered quickly, but the son was
so exhausted with the attack that be
sank into a state of apathy, from
which it seemed Impossible to arouse
him.
The steamer physician, thinking be
would try a sudden shock, said: "I
have bad news for yon. Your father is
dead!"
The son, raising his expressionless
eyes to the doctor, replied. "Lucky
man!" ,J ..
Oettiag Dp Early.
"I can't get up early." said a wealthy
gentleman to bis doctor. X1
"Oh, yes. you can." was the reply, "if
you will only follow my advice. What
is your usual hour of rising?"
"Nine o'clock."
"Well, get up balf an hour later ev
ery day, and In the course of a month
you will tad yourself up at 4 in tbe
morning.*
7
Mtaera.
"Did yog ever notice that almost all
tbe misers mentloned in the papers are
single men?" asked Mr. Watts.
t-
Yes." answered Mrs. Watte. "Mar-
ried misers are too
worth mentioning."
common
Everything oome«. to trim who waits,
l»«t this -doesn't! tnclode bpoks that
hitr* borrowod.
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ftatidea beta* a KfoaMng'
If uaod regularly
it will be found a erect aid to
digtMioa and will buildup..
WRITS 1»»»» AS»
A T*Uk OROtll, 4,:t4y.,
CsaUlas lata than (Waiv-iiM
•oM by mH only. Onlm for
Mini* b* MCOmptnta! tay Bri
•r KxprtM Xmifjr 0^4*
aatoani. Me«. Iscludio*
•a hoard can at at, Pfmt,' si
~-i*» for two dosnt
JJS fur ai'x doles qaartiifc.-!
jfj* for tea docs*
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trat* per rid**n quart* and
par down plnU will ow altow«il for I
rclsn at bottlo.
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Nih Co./
P.O. Box 321
Saint Pa«l. Nlnmseta
50
BEAR IN MllfD wmim
Mors Valuable lafsnaation
tin OawttUs ani WIM Jkalmii
HMm tniSklM tkan in atlwr Flna la tha World,
aid pit hlghMt Calk Prioaa. C4 MM Trab Boik
bMatmlly lllaatraM, pattHCa.m*Li*t Frtt.
NORTHWESTERN HIDE PUR OO..
mmm., u.
•.«,
This is our record. From a tr 1
)cginningwe have grown until our e
nries now cover many acres. Many
mr machines s»ld forty to fifty years
!go are still giving their users faithful
ervice. Can anything bo more con
'incing of their merits and durnbilit}
)id you ever henr of any other machine
vith such a record?
Note a few of the many
loints of the
3'ipe,:rr
No.
Wheeler & Wilson
Sewing Machine
The Rotary Hook displaces the old,
ul-of-date, unmechanical and trouble
une shuttle.
The Frictionless ball bearings and per
ct mechanical construction enable it to
operated with one-third less exertion
ia?i is required by ordinary machines,
fews three yards of goods while a
:nti f.e machine sews two.
It makes the most elastic and moft
•rfeot stitch whether sewing light or
avy ^oods.
"Willi our superior attachments the
reaiest variety of work is possible.
Do not nmke the mistake of buying a
swing machine until yon have cn-i
Wheeler & Wilson is'o S a triai
tester WliwUlj.
3
Do
your
CHILDItEN
ASK
QUESTIONS?
Of course tliey do. Ife ia their
way of learning and it is your duty
to answer. You may need a dic
tionary to aid you.. It won't An
swer every question, tyit there are
thousands to ithichit Will give you
true, clear and definite answers,
not about words only, but about
things, the sun, machinery, men,
places^ stories and the like. Then,
too, the children can find their
own answers. Some of our,
greatest men have ascribed their
power to study of tbe dictionary.
Of coureeyou want the best dic
tionary. The most critical prefer
the New and Enlarged Edition of
WEBSTER'8
INTERNATIONAL
DICTIONARY.
If you ham any qttesliotu
about it write at.
Q. at G. MERRIAM CO,
MWLISHSna,
•MtllMMFlkLD, MAM.
n^Y KEEP
FEET WARMER
A merchant called
Recently at theJSoodjrear Knbbw Co.'a
Store in Saint Paul for the
Pnrpoaaol ordering hia Winter
Supply of Knbber Footwear.
picking out a food aasortmeat
Of "Gold Seal" goodm. be was aaked
Bjr the salesman, "Now, what
Do you want in cheap qoatlty soada?**
Jhe^merchant replied,
"Nothing. I need to keep cheap rabbers
And was always haviav complainu
Bat tbe people of my
Community have learned that OoI4
Coods are cheapest i« the e4 and
1 now sell no other brand.
And enstomsrs are pleased.**
Another thing ther are learniag atest
a«Ml*r Hauhoie la that they
m/i
Rahber.
Keep feet warmer
TJnm ether kinds.
asaw
dajbTVaptiTmL IwTfSrh** for
laitwoflhw of tba lUslaUir of _D«ada Sf
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Count qtf
P»abl»»a"uOutebf~rNorUi

tuMi KoT^mtw. A. D.
UKtt, .at tba Jtooi of one o'elook p. n., and
recorded In Book 8Sof MortgasM, at para iZl,
wiilbe foraoIoMdbra aals off tha pram aaa in
Mortsan tad LMeWafler d»-ittrtb«l. ai the
front dobr ofUw Oonrt iHou-e In tte 01
ty of
Pembina, in tb« Coontv ot Pamblna and State of
North Dakota, at tba hoar of 1 o*clook p. on
13ih day or Oeoember., IMS. to MtlatV the
atnonuc du« upon said mort^ag* op Ua aay of
•ile.
The premiaM deaorthed ln laid Mi^tKase .and
which will be «old to akiiufy tba tame, anbjecttb
two prior mortgage liens now on raoord, agRr*
Itadnain amount about 3 420, are thow
certain uremiaea aiinaied in the County or Pem
bina and Stale of North Dakota and deaorlbed
us 'oilowa, m-wit:
The West Half of the Norih-Baet Quarter (W
NE nod \he North Hair of the North-west
i^attrier CN NW X) ot Section Thirteen C.13)
unit the West Half of the South-West Quarter
(\V 1-j! SW 1-4) and the t-ouib Half Ot the North
We8t Quarter (Sl-iNW 14) of Section Twelve.
*|i In Township Une Hundred aud Sixty-Three
(i0«) north 6 ftange Fifty-Two C5J) wect or the
Fiitli Principal Meridian.
Default hav nn occurred in the conditions of
raeh morU'Hge, the mongagee, as authorized b.v
suit! lnorignuu, dtclure« the whole principal outn
due aud pa,. hdIp.
There will be due on sncb Mortgage at the:
duieofsaii-tue sum Pour XuouMind Twn
uodred Fifo -one and 65-l 0 Dollars ($4.tf6L
with the costs ot tho«e proceedingx ana tuutui
ory ttttotnev'" fee».
Dated Nov. 5th,
1908.
W B. HANCOCK,
MorluHgee.
0. F. WYVKLL,
Attorney for Mortgagee,
Grand Forks. N. D.
IN tiOUNTV COURT.
STATE C-' NOttTII ilAK'o A..
County of ^Pembina.
In County Court, before Hon. J. 1). Wallace,
County Judge.
In the matter of the estate of Major ]. Foster,
deceased.
Charles J. Murphy, Petitioner.
.against
Catherine Meighen, Mary Plynn
Jnmec W. Foster, 9ar„li li. Wil
brignt,John Foster, ioaephtne
Cbaiidfer and Robert M. Foster,
as administrator ot deceased.
iluted by I rebate Court.
tiiiore Qpiiii.y.Minnesota.
appoli
Filllni
Respondents.
lhe 8tatf nt North iiakota and the said Coun
ty Court, tbe above named Respondents—
Greeting:
u, and each of yon, are hereby cited and
required to be and appear before the County
Court of the County of Pembina, in said State,
nt tii.j Office of tbe County Judge of said county,
nt the Coari House in the ity of Pembhia, in
stkidconntv. on tiie 7th day of December, A.
1UU3, at 10 o'clock a.m. oi that day. then and
there to show cause, If any there be, why let
ters of administration upon the estate of said
ieuea«ed should not be granted to Sigurlur
i'..,irnson in accordance with the ptayer of petit
ion tliurefor this day filed in this Court.
It appearing that ail the respondents are non
resid, nie of North Dakota, it to ordered that
service of the above Citation be made "by pub
lishing the satue three times, once each week
for three successive weeks, in the Pioneer Ex
preas, a weekly newspaper of general circulation
published iu Pembina, N.
Dated October 23rd. A. D. 1V02.
By order of
D. WALLACE.
S:. :. Judge of the Couuty Court
Notice of Sale of School Lands.
The following described school lands, situat
ed in Pembina county, and state of North Dako
ta, will he offered for sale at pnbVc auction to
the highest bidder at the conrt houne in the city
ot Pt muina, county of Pembina and state of
Nonh Dakota,-between tbehonrs ot 10 o'clock
a. m. and 6 o'clock p. m. on Tuesday, the Rth
day of-'anuary, A. D. 1904, laid sale to com
mence at 10 o'clock a- m. and continue from day
to day until ail la-idx herein described have been
sold or offered tor sale.
All lands will be offered in tracts as hereinaf
ter designated und upon the following condit
ions:
No tract will be sold for less than its apprais
ed value, and in no case tor a less sum that ten
dollars per acre. The terms of the sale are: One
fifih ot the purchase piice to be paid at the time
of sale one-ttf thin nve years one-fifth in ten
ytars one-tilth in fifteen years: and one-fifth in
iwiuty yeats with interest at the rate of six per
cent per annum, payable annually in advance.
IIpon app oval ot sale by Board oi University
and School Lauds the purchaser shall pay in
teitM from the date of sale to Jannary 1st, 1906,
1*lie Board of University and School Lands re
serves the right reject ary or all bids.
Description Sec Twp Rge Acres Valuation
per Acre.
EX of NEX.........16. 159...56.... 80 $10 00
WTtti ~.16 1B9—..S6.. .160 11 00
NWl-...„ 86 159. .66...-.160 10 00
SW l-4....._. 86....
159. 65 160....~_ 10 00
SKI 4 ..86...„.10O...,56....16O 16 00
SW 1-4...~.„.mm.86......160......56 160...^_ 10 00
WUOf'SW 1-4..16....160.,..66 80 10 00
NW 1-4 10....
160....86....
16)....^.. 10 00
NK 1 4-^....^..36...161 66....160...... 10(0
NW 1'4.....m» a6..u161... 65....160...... 10 00
SW 1-4 86. .*.161....65....160...... 12 00
NK 1-4 ..16.. .161. :.64..~ .168.70 ... 17 00
NE 1-4 .16... 162......66....154.90.... 10 00
NW 1-4 16. ..163 55......
154,02... 10 00
SW 1-4 —.16. 162 ...65 160..~..~. 10 00
SE 14 16 162... 55 168.04 ... 10 00
Dateu at Bismarck, N. D., this 24th day of Oc
tober, 1903.
D. X. LAXDAL,
Land Commissioner.
Notice of Chattel Mortgage Sale.
Whereas one John Kobler did on tbe wnd day
February. A..D. 1908, make his certain chattel
mortgage of the following described chattels,
to-wlt: One two-hoie-uower Olin Gasullne En
gine, complete"with tuuk and pipe' connections,
One "No. 21" Bnffalo silent Meat Chopper, com
plete one mounted giindstone. complete '*all
the above purchased this day from mortgagee,"
to King & Booker, to secure tbe payment of the
sum of wo Hundred and Fourteen and 25*100
Dollar*
And Whereas, Deiault has been made in the
terms of said mortgage in this, to wit: the non
payment of notes when due.
Now Thererefore, Notice is hereby given that
by virtue of said mortgage, and by order ol laid
King & Booker, the present owner thereof, 1 will
fell the above described chattels at the front
door of tbe post office in the city ot Pembina,
county of Pembina and state of North Dakota, at
the hour of 8 o'clock p. in. of the 14th day of No
vember, 1998. There will be due on shch mort
gage at tbe date of sale the ram of 118)1.60, to
gether with the costs accruing from this fore
closure.
Dated at Pembina, Nov. 6th, 1908.
KING A BOOKER, Mortgagee
CHAS. ATKINSON, Agent. 1'emblna, N.
^ANMrACTOR&MS
PAUb^
is
a King
That "tired feeling** doesn't come to those
who use Calumet Baking^ Powder—it braces
you up,
Calumet is th» onfp high-graitbaXlng po»d»r sold at a modsratr pries. "4
30 PER CENT OFF.
Fall Announcement, 1903,
Our annual Clearance
Sale is on, and every bi
cycle in stock will go for
above discount.
This is considerably
Below Wholesale Cost,
and if you need a wheel
any time buy one now.
Our stock consists of
Three Gents' Ramblers,
Three Gents' Crescents,
'Two'.Ladies''Ores
We have in stock a
number of second hand
wheels at your own pric-
A small cash deposit
will hold any wheel un
til you get ready to pay
the balance.
We have for sale a number of 22 cal.
rifles, and we do Gun and Sewing Machine
repairing
5vf *.1
G. GTTHOMPSON,
,l Pembina, N. D.
vmu
Pittsbur
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