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TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR Imminent—tealp Wu Very and Hair Cam* Out by Hand* fule—-Sealp Now Clear and New Hair Qrown by Cutlcura. "About two years ago I was troubled with my head being scaly. Shortly afte? that I had an attack of typhoid fever and I was. out of the hospital possibly two months when I first no ticed the loss of hair, my scalp being still scaly. I started to use dandruff cures to no effect whatever. I«had actually lost hope of saving any hair at all. I could brush it off my coat by the handful. I was afraid to comb It But after using two cakes of Cutl cura Soap and nearly a box of Cutl cura Ointment, the change was sur prising. My scalp Is now clear and healthy as could be and my hair thick er than ever, whereas I had my mind made up to be bald. W. F. Steese, 5812 Broad St., Pittsburg, Penn., May 7 and 21, 1908." Hotter Onf a Cbem. Corp., Soto Pnpi, Boston. Cant About Advertising. There is a great deal of cant at the present day about advertising, emit ted by persons who are very keen to get all the advertisement they can, and to get it for nothing if possible. Quiet people, who really do not want to advertise themselves, are much less censorious. There la mors Catarrh In this section of the country than all other dlieaaes put together, and until the teat lew years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great •soy years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly tailing to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional dis ease. and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney a Co.. Toledo, Ohio, la the only Constitutional cure on tbe market. It Is taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acta directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They otter one hundred dollars for any ease It falls to cure. Sand lor circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Drunlsta. 760. Hake Hall'a family Pills for constipation. Urgently Needed. "I wonder what Roosevelt did with (lis 'big stick' when he left Washing ton?" said the lantern-jawed poet. "I'm sure I don't know, dear," re plied his meek and lowly wife. "Well, I wish he had turned it over to me," continued the hungry verse maker. "It might have enabled me to keep -the wolf from the door." To have more of Health and more of Life, take Garlield Tea! Thia Natural laxa tive regulates liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels, corrects constipation, purifies the blood and eradicates disease. All Mixed Up. "Are you a Republican or a Demo crat?" asked the man who asks per sonal questions. "I can't say,'* remarked the intro spective citizen. "I'm not sure wheth er I'm the kind of a Republican who argues like a Democrat or the kin^ of a Democrat who votes like a Repub lican." It'll soon begin! But it'll never atop! You'd be sorry if it did. WRIG LEY'S SPEARMINT. Women seldom jump at conclusions because they seldom conclude. Politeness is all right in its way, but not every man can cash it. Women argue with utter disregard as to the accuracy of their statements It is easier to stop the barking of a dog than the singing of a mosquito. Mrs. Window's Soothing 17ns. Tor children teething, softens the galas, reluoes to fiammaUoa. allays paw, cures wlad collu. Mo a bottle. If a man hasn't a red cent he is apt to feel blue. Thtae brisk mornings, flee Whla Waffles. Even the self-made man is seldom satisfied with his job. SICK HEADACHE ."'II Positively cured bf these Little Pills. They also relieve Dts treaa from Dyspepsia, I» digestion and CARTERS Too Hearty Sating. A perfect rem* edy for Business, Haw ns, Drowsiness,. Bad Taste In the Mouth, Coat* ed Tongue, Pal* in the aids, TORPID XJVKK. regelate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable SULLPUL, SIULLMSE. SIUUNICE. Genuine Musi Bear Fee-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. temember that ,v" NO NEKD TO TAKE CHANCIt There la a Sura Way of Knowing Qood Paint Material. There is really no need whatever for any property owner to take chances in the selection of his paint materials. It doesn't cost a cent to learn how to be on the safe side. Certainly every property owner has enough at stake to find this out. A complete painting guide, known as Houseowner's Painting Outfit No. 49, can be had free by writing National Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Building, New York. This company is the largest maker of pure white lead in the world. Its Dutch Boy Painter trademark is famous as a guarantee of purity and quality. The outfit includes a book of color schemes, for either Interior or exterior painting, a book of specifica tions, and a simple little instrument, with directions for testing the purity of paint materials. We blame Providence for our pov erty, but take the credit ourselves when we get rich. A seasonable suggestion. Canada Sap Syrup. The shortest cut to heaven is lifting some one out of hell. Spear isn't anything! Mint Isn't anything! Spearmint isn't anything— unless it's WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT. Even when a man proves that he is a woman's superior she doesn't be lieve it. Pettit'e Eye 8alve for 25o relieves tired, overworked eyes, stops eye aches, congested, inflamed or sore eyes. All druggists 01- Howard Bros., "Buffalo, N. Y. The trouble with a lot of men who have good intentions is their lack of executive ability. Contrary Ways. "They say Hansum's rich, elderly wife makes him show her unrestrain ed affection. How does she manage it?" "By a simple paradox." "How is that?" "Every time he gets demonstrative she encourages him by giving him a check." A CURE FOR FITS. The Treatment Is to Accomplish What 8cience Hae Been Strug gling to Attain for Centuries. The intense interest that has been mani fested throughout the country by the won derful cures that are being accomplished daily by epilepticide still continues. It is really surprising the vast number of peo ple who nave already been cured of fits and nervousness. In order that everybody may have a chance to test the medicine, large trial bottles, valuable literature, His tory of Epilepsy and testimonials, will be sent by mail absolutely free to all who write to the Dr. May Laboratory, 548 Pearl Street, New York City. Had Confessed It. Sculptor (angrily)—How came you to say I had been cutting a sorry figure of late? Wagley—You told me so yourself. Sculptor—I did no such a thing. Wagley—Well, you told me you were making a statue of Repentance. In case of accident, euts, wounds, burns, scalds, sprains, bruises, etc., noth ing will so quickly take away all pain and soreness as Hamlin. Wizard Oil. Cities of Concrete. The extensive use of reinforced concrete which the Italians have al ready made leads one to hope that if Messina and Regglo are once more to rise they will be reinforced concrete cities, with comparatively low bulld ings. A DomesUe By* Remedy Compounded by Experienced Physicians. Conforms to Pure Pood and Drugs Laws. Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug Cists for Murine Bye Remedy, tit Mu rine in Your Eyes. You Will Like Murtn+. Refined Pessimism. Burton was writing his "Anatomy of Melancholy." "I suppose," he sighed, "PU ac cumulate a big stack of bono out ol this.' However, as he further reflected, this was not much better than having a family skeleton in the closet. Important to Mothers. Examine .carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that It Bears the Signature of In Use For Over SO I'ears. Ills Kind Ton Have Always Bought Hie Idea of Reforming It. Party of the First Part—But don't you believe In reforming the tariff? Wild Eyed Crank—Reforming the tariff? Of course, I do. It has one 'f too many! Walt! The delicious fragrance ol WBIGLEY'8 SPEARMINT will soon All the air everywhere! The best thing to do when you catch a cold is to let go of It. No, Cordelia, cabinet ministers do not deliver sermons in a cabinet. DR. J. H. RINBLAUB, (Specialist). Bye, Bar, Neee and Throat Fargo, N, O. "."•7.1 Many people who want noble char acter are unwilling to go to Its school. I BOY CI Miller ft rW c/U««l!away. BoUnea, at Paul. Mian. Excessive emphasis on a few Ideas is evidence'of the absence of many. SIMM'S A man of mesas seldom gives Mai- The Man In die SI® Overcoat B:!s By EDITH MORGAN WULETT. (Copyright, by J. B. Lipplncott Co.) The Burglar .opened the front door with a latch-key—or something that closely resembled it—and entered the hall. It was very dim, as he anticipated, Betsy, .the housemaid, having been sent on a sudden errand to the gro cer's just as she was about to light the gas. The Burglar had watched her exit from an opposite area, and on seeing her pause at the corner of the avenue for a heart-to-heart talk with the big policeman concluded the coast was clear and slipped in. He gave himself a good half hour for operations before the maid would be back. Softly the front door closed, almost silently, buf there must have been keen ears listening upstairs, for a woman's voice called down*. "Is that you, John?" This was exasperating! The mistress of the house had been safely and distantly located in the basement only five minutes before. The Burglar began to whistle. He (was a good mimic aud had not walked down-town behind her hus band that morning for nothing. As the notes of "El Capitan" rose on the air he noiselessly extracted an ebony-handled umbrella from the hat stand and tried on John's overcoat, which he sorely needed. It was a perfect fit. "I don't think you're very polite," re marked the voice upstairs. (It was a sweet voice with a suspicion of tears The Burglar Waited. In it.) "Aren't you coming to apolo gize for all the unkind things you said this morning?" The Burglar paused warily, consider, ing the situation. "There's a row on," he decided, "and John's been behaving bad. Well, well, I guess he'll have to keep it up, poor fellow." Still whistling unconcernedly, he seized his curiously-shaped black bag, and going into the dining room slammed the door. That's to put her on her ear-brow," he prophesied shrewdly if Inelegantly, as he set to work on the buffet sliver, aided by the electric light in the-street below. "No more good 'soft soldering* now for a good while, you bet!" The Burglar was a married man and knew the ways of the sex. Into the black bag, which possessed strangely elastic properties, went cof fee urn, cream pitcher and sugar bowl, each article stowed away with the ut most deftness and celerity. Then the Burglar cast a dubious eye on the small silver. "Poor quality, and not much of it!" he pronounced disappointedly. "But what can you expect of the cashier of a little one-horse bank? Well, well, it can't be helped. You have to take things as you find them In this world." It was his favorite motto, and not In appropriate under the circumstances. Burglary certainly begets philosophy. With great care and dispatch two dozen knives, forks and. spoons were packed away in the depths of the black bag, a pair of repousse candlesticks followed In their wake, while the Burg lar hastily concealed a motley collec tion of coffee spoons, salt cellars and pepper pots In the pockets of the new ly acquired overcoat. Now for them cut-glass things," he reminded himself, and turned his at tention upward. The lock of the hanging cabinet was hard to pick, but he had got It off and was Inspecting certain decanters on the shelves with the assistance of his small dark lantern when there soft, slippered footfalls In the hall without. The Burglar faced about In utter as tonishment So site had actually come down, had humbled her pride In five 'minutes, when he, with his knowledge of Wom an, had given her 16 at least to get over that impertinent slam of the door. What a fool he had been! But even as he swore at himself under his breath a line of light sprang up beneath the door She had lit the hall gas. The Burglar vaulted to the nearest window and paused for reflection. The sash had to be lifted, and there ws« a good 20-foot drop Into the street J* tiV- O j, J6 One Instant he hesitated, and the next he heard her steps at tbe door. The handle was being softly turned. But even in this predicament the Burglar did not loBe his nerve. Out went his lantern and down came the heavy window-curtains, while be rap idly summed up his chances. There was just a bare possibility that he could keep up the delusion a little longer the master of the house was about his own build, and had the same close-cropped, fair hair. Perbaps in the dimness, with his back turned— Quick as thought be wheeled into position just as the door swung open. There was a moment's silence. In the stream of light that flowed from the hall the tall, broad-shouldered figure could be distinctly seen, stand ing motionless, with head bowed and hands clasped behind him, every fold of the well-fitting overcoat expressing meloncholy and deep contrition. It was an effective and touching pic ture. The steps paused on the threshold. Holding his breath, the Burglar wait ed, his senses keenly alive to the soft rustle of feminine drapery behind him, the faint scent of orris that filled the air. One minute passed, two, then— "There's no need to look so tragic, John." (The tone was crisp, even con descending, yet the Burglar felt a thrill of relief.) "The matter really isn't worth thinking about, much lese discussing. It was quite unnecessary to slam that door." (Her tone was dignity itself.) "I wouldn't have men tioned the subject again for the world." She paused, and the Burglar heaved a sigh, a tragic, dispairing sigh. He felt that it was the proper and artistic thing to do at this juncture. "Though she'll find me out in a moment," he told himself, grimly, and reflected that it was just as well that the rifled side board stood in an alcove and out of her range of vision. "Let's make up, Jack." (To his in finite perturbation she took an im pulsive step toward him.) "I've no doubt you thought me very silly and childish this morning, but I did want that dress. You see, dear, I haven't had anything new for two whole years." Her voice trembled a little, and the Burglar shifted uneasily from one foot to another. He felt profoundly moved and very uncomfortable. "Of course, it isn't that I mind strict economy," she hastened on, "one servant, and spending the summer in town, and all that. But sometimes I confess I do long for pretty things—a few trinkets, you know, and clothe^ and—and silver." (She thought she saw the broad shoulders wince.) "Don't think it's your fault, dear old boy." Her voice was a caress, know how hard you work from morn ing till night in order to make both ends meet, and deny yourself every thing for my sake. Why, you wouldn't even have that overcoat now, if hadn't bought it for you myself on the sly out of Uncle George's check. You're the very best man in the world." (And her hand fell affectionately 09 his sleeve.) This was going a little too far. With a hoarse, smothered ejacula tion, the Burglar turned swiftly from her and made for the door in two strides. The black bag stood in the shadow of the portiere, but he only kicked it impatiently out of the way as he went out, leaving the mistress of the house alone. "Jack, oh, Jack!" she cried in terror as something fell heavily in the hall outside, and running to the threshold, she gazed horror-stricken at a long, black object that lay on the floor at her feet. The Burglar closed the front door and walked down the steps minus an overcoat, but with a stately mien that betokened conscious rectitude. "Don't mention It," he said gracious ly to the master of the house, who stumbled against him on the curbing and apologized profusely. In the glare of the electric light he looked tired and overworked. "Poor devil!" soliloquized the Bur glar, compassionately (he himself hated work) "I wouldn't care to be in his shoes." And then as a cold wind from the avenue struck him, he added, rue fully: "But Golly! I'd like to be in his overcoat!" Fabulous Fees of the Methodizer. The "methodizer" is comparatively a newcomer into the ranks of modern ex pert callings. Though the list of recog nized "system experts" is small, some clients are Inclined to think that the fees of this profession run in inverse ratio to the number of its followers. It Ib not a sensational circumstance for a methodizer of large reputation and a genuine gift for his peculiar work to receive a fee of $1,000 for a day's work, and the yearly earnings of several system experts probably ex ceed |50,000. What does he do to earn such envi able fees? He acts as a physician to commercial patients, makes a search* lng examination of a business, de mands of its proprietors their fullnest confidence ih giving him a clear view of Its conditions, and then prescribes a series of changes la the system by wfolch the business Is conducted. This generally implies the installation of a new system of office or factory ac counting, but it may equally apply to the arrangement of floor space in a shipping room or of desk space In an office—in fact, to the minutest mechan ical and operative detail.—The Book* kae**r- sbte* \. AFTER SUFFERING TEN YEARS Cared by Lydia E. Pink ham's VegetableCompound Mablton,NJ.—lfeel that Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable Compound has given me new life. I suffered for ten years with serious female troubles, in flammation, ulcer ation, indigestion, nervousness, ana could not sleep. Doctors gave me up, as they said my troubles were chronic. I was in despair, and did not care whether I lived or died, when I read about Lydia £. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound so I began to take it, and am well again and relieved of all my suffering."—Mrs. Jobdt, Box eobge Marlton, N.J. 40, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harm ful drugs, and to-day bolds the record for the largest number of actual cures of female diseases we know of, and tnousandsof voluntary testimonialsare on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., from women who have been cured from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ul ceration, displacements,fibroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion and nervous prostration. Every suffering woman owes it to her self to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound a trial. 1 If you would like special advice about your case write a confiden tial letter to Mrs* Pinkham. at Eynn, Mass. Her advice iuN& and always helpfuL Great Water Power at Charlotte. Charlotte is the center of the great est electrical power development in the South, or in the United States, except at Niagara Falls. The South ern .Power company has a capital of 110,000,000, with general offices in Charlotte. Uee Allen's Foot-Esss. It is the only cure for Swollen, Smart ing, Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feel, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot Ease, a powder to be shaken into the shoes. Cures while you walk. At all Drug gists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample sent FREE. Ad dress, Alien S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. T. Extremes. "What did Gladys do when George Insisted on a positive answer?" "She sent him a decided negative." WE PA* 10-1 lc FOR COWHIDES. „Hlgh price for furs and sell leather cheap. N. W. Hide ft Fur Co.. Minneapolis, Minn. After losing a case a lawyer is will ing to "try, try again"—as long as his client is willing to pay the freight. We buy cream. ... .„ The Crescent Creamery Co., St. Write deskNo S for price*. Paul. One way to remove paint is to sit down on it before it is dry. Spearmint! Spearmint! What's that? Nothing—unless it's WRIG LEY'S SPEARMINT. If some people were to think twice before speaking they would probably forget what they wanted to say. for yon and for me. Gee Wilis Syrup. Bravery of some men looks a good deal like brute force. HIJIH Guar*11 WRISIEY'S PICKER & BEARD8LEY Commission Company signed Wool west of the Mississippi River. Order Weol bags and Twins now. Write for Prises. Established ins. BILLIONS GRASS ^•1 CMttWe—Mi nr am lw Mtt Most wondertalrraes of the eeatary.TleMlag frees! to 10 tone of hay per aaaand lots of jsstate sides, Itslm{riTrrow«,jrrows.srows! (Stlttilyl and In* weeks it loobstor tbe mower seals, sailI »o on. Grows and Senrlihes everywhere, on evety I farm In America. Cheap as dirt lussrlaatastfcal bottom lands of Krrpt. Big ssed catalog free eel send lOo In stsmjpsand receive sample st tMsl wonderful nasi, a too of Spelts, tbe cereal weadv.l Barley, Oajfc, Clovers, Qrmm.ctc., etc.,sad sr— log free. Or eend 140 *nd we will add a asai farm eeed novelty never seen by yea befoiee. 8AL2EB SEEP CO.. 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He then got "a sad in three daysne passed Mr. Matt Ft It Freck, of Mill Dauphin Co., Pa. Iam quite a worker for rets. lose themmyseniuMtfind them bsaeSsU tor most any discs* caused by impure Msed.' Chsa, B. Condon, lewiston, Pa^ (Mlflia CM Pleasant. PalstsMs, Potent. Taste Qool Do Good. Nerer Sicken,Weaken or Ortee. 10c, 25c. 90c. Never sold In bulk. The aMs Ine tablet stamped C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. Western Canada MORE Bid CROPS IN I90« Another 60,000 ««$• tiers from the United homestead and f9 UnceriaUjr in the purchase of of ty and For your owa protection, sse it is on the side ef •a every keg ofwhite Issi you buy. 1rumw.|tiB A III: I A States. New die* tricts opened far eei tlement. Auftut. 320 icm of land to each tl«r,—160 fire* 160 at $3.00 per acre. "A vast rich country and a contented 1 perous people."—Extract /rtm cvrrafm *f a National Editor, whott visit t» lf«u— Canada, in JOOS, wtu am iwjvetMa Many have paid the entire cost oft farms and had a balance of from $10.00 $20.00 per acre as a result of one te crop. Spring wheat, winter wheat, oata, bwtay, flax and peas are the principal crop% wfcAs the wild grasses bring to perfection As best cattle that have ever been sold the Chicago market. 8plendid climate, schools and in all localities. Railways touch the settled districts, and prices far], are always good. Lands may also be pees chased from railway and land For pamphlets, maps and infaiinsUea garding low railway rales, apply te Saps.— tendent ef Immigrate en, Ottawa, Canada, the authorised Canadian flwe wiM ifHS OUS.MU1M. COLT DISTEMPER wwwimj. csirurr OuMh GRAIN OOMMISSION