W)1" A girl BMW boosts a new lor* it
IVftdr .iby boasting of an old one.
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A CURB POR HUBS.
W» CartoUsafrsataea itefctne and fate
Ill a woman's eye the moat attrao
tire thing about a man la her ability
to attract him.
DR. J. H. RINDLAUB (Specialist),
Eye, Ear, Noae and Throat
Fargo, N. 0. iS
IfvV4 *%r'^ Its Rank.
./r "Do yon think telephone operation
can be classed aa a profession?"
"Well, it certainly la a calling."
«C ft £.
"What Is your idea of a perfect hua
"One with about a million, who
would lose no time In making me a
Case of Mistaken Identity.
President Taft was out for his aft*
ernoon walk In Washington one day
when a flaxen-haired little girl ran out,
in front of him, held up her finger,
and exclaimed, In a shrill voice:
"I know who you are}"
The president, thinking It not at all
unusual that she should possess this
Information, but willing to gratify her,
"Well, who am I?"
"Aw," she said teasingly, "you're
Humpty Dumpty."—Popular Maga
The Other Way 'Round.
A good little Btory, long current In
England, is Just now gaining Ameri
can circulation. It has for leading
characters Rudyard Kipling and Doro
thy Drew, Mr. Gladstone's little grand
child. Kipling was visiting Hawar
den, and, being fond of children, de
voted himself to little Miss Dorothy
until her anxious mother expressed
the hope that the child had not been
wearying the great author.
"Oh, no, mamma," spoke up Doro
thy, before any one else had a chance
to say anything, "but you have no
Idea how Mr. Kipling has been weary
Accorded Full Title.
One of the New York representa
tlves in congress tells of a social
function in an assembly district po
litical club on the East Side, whereat
the chairman ot the entertainment
committee acted as master of cere
The chairman was very busy Intro
ducing the newly-arrived members of
the club to the guests, who included a
number of municipal officers. The
representative mentioned was pre
sented in a way to halve his official
honors with his wife, as "The Honor
able and Mrs. Congressman Blank."
Next came a couple who were not
known to the master of ceremonies,
but, after receiving' the correct name
In a whisper, he announced:
"Mr. and Miss. Inspector of Hy
drants, Faucets and Shopworks Ca»
Wakely—'Whirly must be making an
awful lot of money.
Wisely—I should say he Is. I
actually believe he is making more
than his wife can spend.
WELL PEOPLE TOO
Doctor Gives Postum to Con
A. wise doctor tries to give nature its
best chance by saving the little
strength of the already exhausted pa
tient, and building up wasted energy
with simple but powerful nourish
"Five years ago," writes a doctor
"I commenced to use Postum in my
own family Instead of coffee." (It's
a well-known fact that tea Is Just as
Injurious as coffee because It contains
caffeine, the same drug found in cof
fee.) "I was so well pleased with the
results that I had two grooers place
It In stock, guaranteeing Its sale.
"I then commenced to recommend it
to my patients In place of coffee, at a
nutritious beverage. The consequence
is, every store In town Is now selling
It, as it has become a household ne
cessity In many homes.
'Tin sure I prescribe Postum as oft
enas any one remedy In the Materia
Medica—in almost every case ot indi
gestion and nervousness I treat, and
with the best results.
fWben I once introduce it into a
family, it is quite sure to remain. I
shall continue to use it and prescribe
^it families where I practlce.
In convalescence from pneumonia,
typhoid fever and other cases 1 give
It »,« APN, easily absorbed diet
*Oad to WeBvflle,- to
TO NHIE EXPO
BISMARCK ENTERTAINS QUESTS
AND DISPLAYS INDUSTRIAL
PROGRESS WITH FAIR.-^-
OVER FIFTY BOOSTERS
Fame of Big Industrial Show to be.
Spread In All Parts of :v
North Dakota by
Bismarck. —Leaving Bismarck on
Monday, Aug. 26, over twenty auto
mobiles bearing half a hundred rep
resentative business men will start on
a series of tours to boost North Da
kota's second annual Industrial expo
sition to be held at Bismarck Oct 1
The first tour will be made west of
the Missouri river, the party cross
ing on the old Fort Lincoln ferry. The
first day's run will be from Bismarck
to Dickenson, with stops at New Sa
lem, Glen Ullin, Hebron, Richardton,
Taylor and Gladstone. The second
day's Journey will be from Dickinson
to Mott, the tourists visiting New Eng
land, Havelock and Regent. The
third day will wind up this trip, the
party returning to Bismarck by way
of Burt, Birdsell, New Leipslg, Elgin,
Carson, Lark and Flasher.
The second tour will be through
Emmons, Logan and Mcintosh coun
ties, visiting Hazelton, Linton, Brad
dock, Ashley, and other towns along
The third tour will be state-wide in
extent. The party will proceed north
to Minot, thence east to Grand Forks
south to Fargo and west to Bismarck,
with stops at all intermediate points.
A liberal supply of advertising will be
taken along and will be distributed.
TITLES ARE CLEAR
Approves Holdings of Mixed Bloods
on White Earth Reservation.
Fargo. After completing investi
gations of the right of 2,000 mixed
bloods to affiliate with the Minnesota
band of Chippewas, Thomas G.
Shearman special attorney of the In
dian department at Washington, left
the White Earth Indian reservation.
Shearman's investigations into al
leged White Earth Indian land frauds
centered largely about the question of
when mixed bloods now holding prop
erty on the reservation moved to
According to Shearman's statement
of the case, the treaty of 1854 con
tained provisions allowing Chippewas
to move to Minnesota or to any sec
tion beyond the Mississippi river.
Shearman says his investigation show
ed that all mixed bloods on the White
Earth reservation moved to Minnesota
prior to the treaty of 1854, thus main
taining their right to the grant of
Approximately 2,000 mixed bloods,
each of whom has a quarter section
of land, are affected by Mr. Shear
man's decision. Briefs of the case
will be submitted to the secretary of
the interior during the next month.
Shearman says that unless the secre
tary makes an arbitrary ruling the
titles will remain clear.
Looking For Beer Thieves.
Bismarck.—The want of a drink of
beer may cause "Red" Garrett and
Joe Murray, local police characters,
to serve behind the prison bars. Both
of the men are at large but every ef
fort is being made to locate them.
Garrett and Murray became so
thirsty that they became desperate
and not being able to secure the brew
any place else to satisfy their crav
ings they broke into and entered a
Northern Pacific beer car which was
standing on the side track near the
freighthouse. After taking two kegs
out of the car they were frightened
from their work by a passerby. They
endeavored to make their getaway
around the corner of the car but Gar
rett was recognized before he could
get out of sight. The man who wit
nessed the act notified Chief of Po
lice McDonald of the robbery and he
at once started to work on the case.
He located Garrett last evening and
after he had confessed to the act he
was turned loose.
C. E. Batton, chief of the Northern
Pacific detectives, arrived on the
Bcene and swore out a warrant for
the man's arrest. A thorough search
of the city has been made by the of
ficers but neither Murray nor Garrett
can be located. Information was re
ceived by the chief stating that Gar
rett and Murray had "beat It" out of
town and the police of the nearby
towns were notified to keep a lookout
for the men.
Although the men did not get to
drink any of the precious fluid that
they had taken out of the. car, they
will have to face a serious charge
when arrested. The two kegs taken
out of the car were found under the
freight house platform and are assign
ed local parties.
Third Party Ticket Favored.
Fargo —The new Progressive execu
tive committee of North Dakota Roose
velt party will fix a date for a state
mass meeting to discuss the nomin
ation of a third party ticket. It will
probably be flxed for August 20. it
1i declared that a majority strongly
lavor a thlrd party state ticket H. H.
Aaker, who recently resigned as re
publican- presidential elector, and an
nounced Us support of the third par
GUT CASE TAKEN FMNJUfflf
JUDGE THROWS IT OUT APTKH
LITIGATION THREE YEARS.
8everal Hundreds of Dollars Spent
In the Triale Whleh Have
Ryder.—North Dakota's very unique
and famous goat case reached a
summary end when Judge S. A. Ryold
took it out of the Jury's hands and dis
Because Peter Ramstad, a livery
man, had the rashness to buy a goat
three years ago and subsequently
failed to develop the sense of humor
which citizens say should be Inherent
in the owner of a billy goat, both
Ramstad and Fred Brendemuhl have
been in court for three years and now
find themselves confronted with bills
for legal advice and feeB amounting to
several hundreds dollars.
Ramstad paid $2.50 for the goat
three years ago. He kept It In, his
livery barn of nights. During the day
it browsed about among the tin cans
and other rubbish in the stable yard.
The liveryman was the butt of many
a Joke, but none actually laid hands
on the goat until Ramstad proved him
self incapable of appreciating his
friends' verbal Jibes.
Ramstad's friends then decided on
action. One night the goat was
slaughtered and made., into an excel
lent meaL The affair was intended
as a Joke on Ramstad, but the livery,
man's sense of humor failed to rise
to the occasion and he swore out war
rants for several persons he suspected
of being the offenders. One of those
whom he accused was Fred Brende
muhl, who was arrested and placed in
Ramstad failed to prove his case
and Brendemuhl brought action to re
cover $2,000 damages alleged to have
been sustained through false imprison
ment. Hearings, motions, demurrers,
counterclaims, testimony ,and argu
ments in the matter have consumed
Jumps Into Red River After Goodbye
Grand Forks.—Bidding good-bye to
two boys seated on the banks of the
Red river, back of the Trepanier resi
dence on Fourth avenue, an unknown
man jumped from a rowboat in mid
stream and was drowned.
Bernie Couch, aged 12, son of Mr.
and Mrs. T. J. Couch, 615 Ninth ave
nue, and Robert Brunskill, 721 Wal
nut street, were the boys to whom the
unknown suicide spoke his last words.
They reported the affair to their par
ents, who in turn notified the city and
county officials, and this morning an
effort will be made to raise the body
of the suicide.
The boys tell stories coinciding with
each other. They were in the timber
near the river, when the man came
by them, stepping into a boat at the
edge of the river, and shoving it out
into the water.
As the boat reached a point near
the middle, the man rose from his
place, said his good-bye walking to
the end of the boat nearest the middle
of the stream, and jumped.
The boys didn't see him rise again.
According to one report given the
police authorities, the man had a rock
bound with a rope, one end of which
was tied about his neck.
The boys describe the man as ap
parently young, smooth faced, and
fairly well dressed.
FLAMES KILL GIRLS
Little Girl, Baking Bread, Throws
Gasoline in Stove.
Fargo. Three-year-old Anna Res
ner and Alma Friesz, 12 years old,
who was caring for the younger child
and attempting to bake bread at the
same time, were burned to death in a
fire at the Adolph Resner home in
New Lelpsig, North Dakota..
Mrs. Resner had gone to town
when the older child attempted to
hurry the fire with which she was bak
ing bread by putting gasoline on it
The father was working in his black
smith shop a few feet away when he
beard the explosion. Resner was un
able to extinguish the flames and only
rescuedi the burning bodies of his
child and that of the Friesz girl after
being severely burned.
Both girls died shortly after being
taken from the fire. They were teri
bly burned. The father will recover*
Cars of Twine.
Minot A solid carload of bind
ing twine arrived in Minot on Great
Northern train No. 28 known as the
fast mail. The twine was shipped
from Chicago by the International
Harvester Co., and was consigned to
the company's branch In this city.
Another qarload is expected to arrive
by express soon.
Bad Man In Penitentiary.
Dickinson. Deputy Sheriff Frank
Moore and two assistants came to
the penitentiary with EcL Molen who
received a four and half year sen
tence at Bowman for horse stealing.
Judge Crawford went ^rerland Friday
to Bowman, a round trip .dJMfanc* of
140 mflei to pass sent^nc^so that,
the man could be taken to Bismarck
at one*. Molen escaped from the:
Bowmao Jatt atter the Jury hfd fooad
Here the Original Hiram J. Tells
Attendance at a Couritiy
marked the old codger, attended
a function while I was over at Tor
Ipldvllle the other day. The affair
was held In a dispirited grove at the
jpnd of a road in which every time
a horse popped down his foot the dust
shot up in the air like a skyrocket
A band was playing without the
remorse. A statesman, with
neck aa wrinkled as a pickle, dron
ed forth redundant nonenitles with
rat end. had and rickety merry
o-wabble wound 'round and 'round
jo the sound of its own plaintive pee
flle-deedle. In a tipsy pavilion a
loarse person was endeavoring to sell,
brazen defiance of the pure food
fend drug act what looked alarmingly
pike horned toads fried In axle-grease.
A gentleman In a striped tent near
•by hoarsely stated that he preferred
to eat snakes at ten cents per ser-
There was the usual balloon
hich seemed perfectly willing to do.
pnythlng but go up. Scattered around
through the festal scene were a few
old soldiers, grumbling a smattering
j®f farmers, also grumbling sundry
honest voters, likewise grumbling
juid various other folks, nothing
about whom Is worth mentioning ex
cept that they, too, were grumbling.
It may bave been a reunion, a fair, a
rally, a picnic, or what-not but what
ever they chanced to call It 'twas an
excellent example of one of our most
cherished Institutions."—Kansas City
CHILD'S FACE ALL RED SPOTS
632 N. 6th St, Terre Haute, Ind.—
"My little nephew, a boy of four
years, had a breaking out on his face.
It was little red spots at first, then
he would rub and scratch and water
blisters would form, and wherever the
water would run another would come
until his face was covered with them.
He would cry and fret His mother
got aome medicine, but it did not do
any good. He would scream and cry
and say It hurt We hardly knew him,
his lltle face was all red spots and
blisters. So I begged him to let me
put some Cutlcura Ointment on them.
The next morning I made a strong
soap suds with Cutlcura Soap and
washed his face in the warm suds.
The little blisters burst by pressing
the cloth cm them. After I had his
face washed, I put the Cutlcura Oint
ment on and in a short time his little
face was all red and dry. I kept using
the Cutlcura Soap and putting on the
Cutlcura Ointment and his face got as
well and it did not leave a scar. He
was entirely cured In about one week
and a half." (Signed) Mrs. Arthur
Haworth, Jan. 10, 1912.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of evh
free, with 82-p. Skin Book. Address
post-oard "Cutlcura, Dept L, Boston."
Mother's Lingual Attainment
The mother of a little boy In Kan
sas City, Kan., recites negro dialect
stories charmingly. Her small son Is
quite proud of her accomplishment
and frequently boasts of it One day
recently, when some of his playmates
were vaunting the achievements of
their several mothers, the little boy
"My mother is smarter than any of
yours she can talk two languages."
"What are they?" demanded his
"White and colored."
In the Hotel Lobby.
Mary—That tall man has been di
vorced five times.
Alioe—Goodness! Who is he?
Mary—He's the man who invented
the safety match.
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ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
INFANTS -T IIII.DKF N
The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston,
Mass., will send a large trial box of
Paxtine Antiseptic, a delightful cleans
ing and germicidal toilet preparation,
to any woman, free, upon request
A woman can't feed a man so much
taffy that It will spoil his appetite for
Some men are dumb because their
wives never give them a chance to
CURBS BUFCNS AND CUTS.
Cotrt CarbollMlve stops the pain Instantly.
CorM quick. No scar. Alldrusxists. SSandCOe.
Your discretion might look like
cowardice In another.
Wlnsiows Soothing Syrup for OhtUm
teething, softens the gums, reduces Inflamma
ays pain, cures wind colle, Ke a bottle.
It's easier to catch a husband than
to uncatch him.
"Did you fool anybody?"
"Yep. I fooled myself into thlnkta'
Carrying It Too Far,
"Sclentlflo management, like any
other good thing, may be carried to
The speaker was R. Marriott
Thompson, the Ban Francisoo scienti
fic management expert He continued,
says the New York tribune:
"We scientific managers mustn't go
as far as Hussler went
"Hussler was the proprietor of a
tremendous factory where scientific
management had reduced the mo
tions ot every hand from 800 to 17.
Hussler attended a very fashionable
wedding one day, a wedding where
the ceremony was performed by a
bishop, assisted by a dean and a
canon, and In the most Impressive
part of the writ Hussler, overcome by
his scientific management Ideas, rush
ed up to the altar and pushed the
bishop and canon rudely back.
"'Here, boys,' he said, 'one's quite
enough for a little job like this.'"
Really Had. Best of It
John Burroughs Is well known as
one of the foremost of nature writers
in this country. Some time ago he
visited his brother, Eden Burroughs,
who lives In the Catskllls, at a place
called Hobart. The two brothers went
fox hunting together. The honor of
the hunt came to Eden, who shot the
only fox. It so happened that fox
skins were worth five dollars at that
time, and the successful Nimrod took
much pride In telling how he got the
better of the sage of Slabsides. Later,
in boasting to a few friends about it
in the presence of his brother, John,
he was interrupted by, "You have
bragged about that fox hunt long
enough. You shot the fox, sold the
skin and got five dollars. I wrote a
little account of the hunt, and got
$76 from the magazine which publish
ed it So there you arel"
Children Cry for Fletcher's
hk use for over SO yean, has borne the signature of
and has been made under his per-|
sonai supervision since Its Infancy*
AH Counterfeits* ImfftatUfas and "JuiUMood" are but
Experiments that trlfle utth and endanger the health of ,~
Infants and Chlldreb—Bxperienee against Experiments'
Castoria Is haonnless substitute for Castor Oil, Pave*
gorle, DrDps and Soothing Syrnps. It Is Pleasant. M'J
contains neither Opinm, Morphine nor other Narcotist
snbstanoe. Its agets ltsgnairantee. It destroys Worms
around thelot, btit she thought the aiw
lnterestlng.n-^WashliigtoU 8tar. ,,v .•
Jack—Do 7IM1 MUefii there's
erobes in kisses? ,,
Gwen—You can eiMurah me.
TeDs How She Keeps Hei
Those Who Take
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nently cure Cw-j
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