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msm 'Mwm -V:S (Oapy for Thto Dapurtmaiit Supply fey tM ArnrtMa L(|IM N*wa brrlci.) COOKS TO PLEASE ANY TASTE F. G. Galpin, Historian of Texas Pott, Brings Odd "bargo" From Aue» ^-v. traiia to England, ••v-v^ds One of the few persona in the United States who can cook up a.meal for a wallaby, or satis* fy the fastidious cravings of a wombat, or play chef to a cuckoo, is F. G. Galpin, historian of K1 Paso (Tex.) post 36 of, the Ameri can Legion and ex-anlmal-cook of the White Star liner Medic. Gal pin is never more at home than when he Is busily engaged in brew ing up a stew for a cassowary. Upon iiis return from a recent trip of the liner, bearing lizards, carpet 6nakes, rat-kangarong. and other things (800 altogether) from Australia to England, chef Galpin expounded dietet ics to his Legion comrades. They had to believe everything he said. It seems that the bird of paradise, para doxically, has secular tastes and squawks vigorously when offered such seemingly compatible delicacies as angel cake. "I fed 'em bananas and hard-boiled eggs," said Galpin, "and not one of 'em lost a single heavenly feather." "And on tlie other hand," he added, "I had a couple of Tasmanian devils aboard, and they wouldn't touch a thing the whole trip except floating Island." DOSE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE German Submarine Commander Who Sank Lusitania Also Now at Bottom of Sea. The commander of the German sub marine that sank the Lusitania is now at the bottom of the sea, according to a story which has reached American Legion headquarters. Flogged and flung over the side of a Paraguan war •vessel, he met death with a dose of tils own medicine. The story Is that the commander,* fleeing from allied justice, took refuge in Paraguay, where he at once took out naturalization papers and swore Allegiance to the Paraguan republic. Friends in the shipping world secured for him the command of a Paraguan man-o'-war, the Adolph Riquelmi. He had hardly set his heel upon the decks when he Inaugurated the rules which had been his custom. The crew, with their Latin blood, could not stomach the' diet as' the stolid Teutons had done in the old days. So they passed him around for a beating,* and then threw him into the sea, far from sight of land. HAD THE "THEODORA".ODOR Fancy French Pets Saturated With Un welcome Perfume of Marshal Foch's American Mascot Fifty thousand francs* worth of'pct dogs were temporarily ruined by Mar shal Foch's wild cat on the voyage to France. When the marshal, as guest of the American Legion, had picked up Theodora from an admiring friend, he had little reckoned what devasta tion was in store. Theodora was placed in the kennel room atop the liner Paris, under care of the ship's butcher, who acted as animal valet for the trip. Believing that tne fluffy Pekinese, 'and poodles, and Mexican halrlesses that shared her compartment did not represent, like herself, the true red-blooded pi oneering spirit of America, Theodora lay quietly in her cell and exuded the aroma peculiar to wildcats. When the Paris4 touched the shores of France, the valet handed the pet dogs around to the group of daintily-scented mad amoiselles and was greeted with' loud shrieks. Parachute In 8hell. A shell which blows off its head at an altitude of 2,000 feet, expelling a parachute from ita interior, is fired from a gun at Lympe, England, as an experiment In physics. Attached to the parachute is a brilliant magnesium flare, whicBpights automatically when the parachute opens and lights the sky for miles around. rV Error in Judgment. Her plan for assuring the support of the women voters to him moved the statesman to admiration. "Whatever steps you take will carry weight, I'm sure," he said cordially. Right there he lost the whole wom en's delegation. She had been diet* Ing in secret for three months.—Amer ican Legion Weekly. A Heavy Loads- Kjdre—£fter we had sampled the borne brew last night' we {organised' a vocal quartette, .-i ... Kroas—Whocarried the bass? Kriis—It took three of frs to get hUr -borne.—American Legion Weekly. &it* i.Vr 'f iAvu. LEGION MAN, STURDY HIKER Illinois Ex'toWler* Way Baek Frsm Washlnaton. le Completing ^i 3|ss Romance still lies along the.Vtoad highway, according to H. H. Kufus, "Harding'* mee f'M Mnger boy," now1 on his Way back to Danville, Dl„ afoot, from Wash ington, D. completing a 2300 mile jaunt. After hanging by his hands from rail way trestles and facing starvation in the mountains of Kentucky, the sturdy hiker found a climax to his adventures in Clarks burg, W. Va., in the form of "the only girl." Rufus,"who is forty-four yearii'old, an ex-soldier, and a native of Dan ville, started out last November, bear ing four sealed messages from the Danville chamber of commerce, which he was to "deliver in person" to the President. Stalking out of the White House sb: weeks later, he said: "I was «11 eyes and ears, looked Straight ahead, and got what I went after." The hiker Is dropping in at Ameri can Legion posts when he wants to darn his socks or shave, and his stories have become well known. He started from his home town with with one cent and the instructions neither to beg, borrow, nor steal. He carried a 14 pound pack which, among other things, contained a cigar for "Uncle Joe" Gan non. SENDS 'NOTES' FROM ALASKA Historian of Ketchikan Legion Post Writes in Answer to Letters of Sympathy. "Please note following," the long suffering historian of the Ketchikan post of the American Legion in Alas ka has written In answer to many let ters of sympathy from buddies back In the States: There isn't a gold miner in the post. 2. The thermometer has never dropped lower than five below. 3. The deepest snow in recent years was three inches. 4. Some winters pass with practical ly no snow. 5. Overcoats are often a nuisance in January and February. 6. Raincoats and umbrellas are com monly worn. 7. No one has even worn furs or snowshoes to a post meeting. 8. "Gold-fishing" is the principal in dustry. 9. No one reads by the- northern lights or the midnight sun. The fact that people in Ketchikan ride in automobiles, and that the only dog sleds there are hot-dog sleds is hard to get across, according to the historian. FINDS HIS LONG-LOST BOY Father, by Chance, Discovers Soldier Son, Missing From Infancy, in Washington Hospital. The "long-lost-boy" theme of the movie thriller has been dtscovercl In real life by the American Legion post at Flint, Mich., where a reunion has taken place between E. G. Morrison and his son, George, who is now a war veteran. More than nine teen years ago in New London, Conn., the elder Morrison and the boy's mother separated. The child of six months was given to the moth er. She remarried and the boy lived with her until he was fifteen, years old, when he ran away. He joined the navy, (served overseas with the aviation forces, and was wounded. Last summer Mr. Morrison, Sr., was motoring in the East. A chance con versation with a passing acquaintance led to the discovery that hfs son was at that time lying U1 in a hospital in Washington, D. C. The reunion was effected, and George Is how in busi ness with his father in Flint. Carrying On With the American Legion The Minnesota post of the Ameri can Legion is given credit for 43,262 good deeds to unfortunate buddies dur ing 192L a„., ••v. •-'SU A surpl the Kaiii American, :«i 6f$25,000 ifemaining from City convention of the Ion may go into a bead- quarters b&uding. Of the 300 ex-soldiers enrolled aa vocational students at Pittsburg, Kan., who negotiated a loan,' not one bat failed to make full repayments. Ladies are present even In the north land. A unit of the American Legion auxiliary has been chartered at Wran gell, Alaska*, It will doubtless b« named "The'-- .Arctic Circle." Compensation checks amounting to $323,447.80 were obtained for 4,924 ex service men aiMi women by the Amer ican Legion's^rvlce division, between October 10,1881, and January 14,1022 ts9intwist&**#mmmm Nameless george k. guil& Department, •tJtute, Chl raXT-Behold, a woman whpoh «u pinner. .. .^gtuvi' at.-.hi* leek—Luke 7:37-8. 0, jural, draw near to this sceneand behold-r-behold how yon hold'.In. your sin-stained bands t'h'6-"mat Il^What brings her to His feet) It Is her "sin. No other claim has she upon Him nor seeks to find another. Enough for her that He is the Savior and she the sinner that He came to save. Her heart, outpoured iu tears, may wash His blessed feet her, lips may kiss thein her hands anoint thein with ointment and her hair serve to wipe them. But this lavish expression-of her love creates for mer no claim upon the Savior. It is her sin. thai, does so, for it is sinners that He is seeking to save. The host is a moral, religious and proud Pharisee, and his sense of the proprieties is shocked by what he sees. He knows not who his guest is—nor does any man who has not first been, as a sinner, at His feet—and he thinks, This man, if lie were a prophet, would kno\y who and whut manner of woman this is that toucheth him, for she is a sinner." And by answering the unspoken thought of his heart, the Lord shows Simon that He is far mor.e than a prophet—He is God. The answer is the story of the cred itor with two debtors, one owing five hundred pence and the other fifty, and when they had nothing to pay he frankly forgave them both. Can Simon see in the lesser of the two, himself and in the greater, the "woman of the city"? If he does thus understand^ then surely he sees that there Is no difference between himself and her in this respect, that neither of them has anything wherewith to pay the debt III.—What, then, does she find- at His feet? She finds forgiveness there. "Her sins, which are many, are for given." He asks no questions nor im poses any conditions and His grace flows out without measure. "Who is this that forgiveth sins also?" murmur the guests at Simon's table. God alone can forgive sins. O, do you but come to His feet with your many sins and you shall see who it is!- The only being in all the universe who knows what"to do with sins, and how to do it, is the Lord Jesus Christ. But more, she finds salvation there. "Thy faith hath saved thee." Faith, then, is what He saw. She has be-, ileved in Him as Savior. Though "she loved much," it was not her love that saved. Her love and devbtied service to Him were the result of H[s gracious work, in response to her faith. Saved 1 Oh, what a word One moment a "sinner of the city" the next, a saint! One moment, lost the next, saved! A sinner's sins and a Savior's grace have met together and this is the result. O, soul, salva tion is on the same terms still. You the sinner, and He the Savior: You with your-bins, and He' with- Hla grace. You, as your are, at, Hte feet and there He saves !. One .thing more: She finds there peace. ''Thy:faith bath.. saved.«thee, go in peace." Peace, because the cause of all the dispeace has been met and put away. Someone has taken her sins upon Himself, and yours and mine, and has put them away. Peace now for the believing sinner! "itelng justified by faith we have peace with God" forevermore. His peace, in ex change for all your sins. O, come to His feet. Come, and you shall find what she found: forgive ness, salvation and peace. oqe has ever come there and gone away un saved or unblest. Came to Win Human Willa. s$ :»jKla I herewith to spread a feast for the Lorrik 81 monhas prepared a. feast tkk his house, but tt la not Simon who spreads the feast for the Savior's soul. It la anothet that does ao, one with no ntune in Scripture but "sinner." Andaa we road the story, It seems to us. that the Spirit of God has written your name and mine in that word, for she repre sents us all. -jr.".' 1.—But see where this nameless sinner is. She is at Jesua' feet where He declares Himself her 8#yipp Savior, though her sins are many Savior, unashamed of her, though proud enemies are listening and look ing on, resentful of the grace that flows forth from Him. Uiibidden has she come, unbidden save by her deep, deep need. She does not covet Simon's dainties, but the Savior's .grace, and He regards her not as an intruder but as the most welcome guest. :V In spite of m'an having misused the free will which He gave himi Ckd-goes on with- Hiaijwork of love. There Is nothing .more- touching than the pa tience of God shown. in the Incfirna tion. He did,, not destroy the guilty world He came down to win- the hu*. man wills' back to Him.—^The Bishop of. London. Work and Worry. It ts not work that kills men It is worry. Work Is healthy you $n hardly put more on a man than he can bear. But worry Is rust upon, the blade.- It Is not movement that de stroys the machinery, but frictions— H. W. Beecher. j" £. Vr j" r- if. 1 of spring antf kit the clothea tha^fea sonbriag8w1th.it,th^^ avenue and hats In the ittndtowa, iltiyisei it fash ion wrtterintheNewYor^T^ Titey «t least ing fwf warmer fact they are even begging prettily^ to be worn right now. Many of them aire so happily constkticted that ithelr Wat^ rials seem, to *8ay* "Here IsJniome thiiig more suitableTtoft this-thrie of year than the hat you have, on.? Nw, you know, that is tlie most fatal sort of temptatiou. For who doea. not se. cretly long for a new hat at this vea son of the year? The next most inspirational tiring to' do is td'watch the models as they try on these, brilliant new creations and see just exactly how they should be worn. For it Is the posing of a hat, "after all,-: that gives its true style without. ItjB proper and destined angle It amounts to nothing One mu$t not only have courage and coin, euough to buy new .things In headgear, but. one must then understand how to wear them eiffectlvely If the best appearance In the world Is to be the outcome, Almost Obscure: thej Eyes. White Wool Embroidered Coat Black and White Hat to Go With It. way draws out the line and gives the silhouette of the hat a broader, more expensive appearance. There seems to 'be none of those ultra-tight little af fairs which were popular for so long. They have something added always to give them more- form •and shape than those, .which, hugged' the head so tightly. The Matter of Trimmings. ||i It Is In the matter of trimmings, per^' haps, where the new Jtats excel and show their freshness/. There is not much trimming, mind you—nothing re sembling overcrowding—but what Is there is so perfectly arranged and composed with the hat and Its* shape that It leaves nothing to be desired. While the trimming Is in every way conspicuous, it Is so rather because of Its rarity and Individualism than be cause of its overabundant quantity. -. Ribbon, In bows and loops and ends, Is one of the favored trimmings for the spring, and It certainly Is pleasan* to see this being used to so great an ex tent Women aiwayi find ribbons be coming. They can be twisted and turned and puffed 1 so many fascinat ing ways that the hat with ribbon trim ming Inevitably becomes a flattering thing to wear. Then there Ip th|« new erase for moire, which brings with It moire ribbon to ht caed oa hat*. One 1 ,-vW.U mF&mm y'#i HroS If yo». want to im Pfc*. a freehpromjeevhat among tin newer does-has Ortm 1 The new hats set straight over the eyes,'but they manage almost to ob scure the eyea. nevertheless.- At one time they contented themselves with obliterating from sight the right eye, but there Is nothing of that partiality shown now. The newer bats push down over both eyes, regardless of whether they are Hght or left, and to the discretion of the wearer Is left the dqpision of whether she shall be allowed to see her way clearly before lier or not. After they have attended t« this little duty, which Is a cast-iron ruling of the season, then the hats or turbans or toques or whatever they may he. go forth'upon various ways of their own. Really they seem to be allowed the greatest amount of latitude about the shapes in which they shall appear. They turn awa.v from the face, many, of tliem. -Jt Is a sharp,.sure turning, bnt It does not stop at'that. Having achieved the upward spread that It is sure to have, It then spreads on to the sides—down, or out, or drooping at the back. In some way or other the brim of the most modern of hats creates a sweep that is conspicuously appropriate. ... T^he hats are neither small nor large, hut most of them, just now, keep to a decided middle distance, making them, vastly becoming to the average face When they have any tendency to smallness, then their trimming In some xf 1 ,x iiiliAt j* made entirely of this sort or ribbon, ^rel«wijjr jnitd iiit» the chw^ W Wrro rolllng brlim OvSr the left ear the brim dlsappears almost ^ttfaly 'and there two-wired pointed ^^M the rtbbon stick Itralght out Ihto' the'^jlr.,, The softly fdfited town, la tfcen. rnsde In velvet and the'bet Is «wwlet(4ii- .-v Another ribbon^trlmmQd hat' shows a lat^se .and^lihg h^i*^ and Is ratheir broader In ^portion to most of the Ribbon that Is narrow and plaited and formed Into various sorts of rosettes is another favorite type of trimming, and, like, the grosgrain brims just described, these succeed In* making the -hat more or less, once they start out to trim It. A yellow hat of straw with quite a Chinese, shape to It, pointing u«j ove. the eyesj. has a series of black plaited rosettes arranged in regular succession around its brim. Then -satin ribbon is used In loops upon loops, drooping down at one side from hats that are stiff and unrelent ing in ait other directions. It Is In teresting to see these little, quite bor derlike turbans suddenly take it into their heads to show all ..that squashy ribbon on one side, and,, besides giv ing to the hat a jaunty quality to be come the face, the ribbon carries out the design most gracefully^ Repeating the idea from many' of the spring frocks, ribbon Is again formed into points and semi-circles to trim' the rounded brims' Of some of the hate. For Instance, round the up ward-turning and round brim of a lit tle red hat there was a row of red, ribbon points peeping from behind the brim's, edge. This made the hat, for there waa no other form of trimming to be seen, and, While the ribbon was exactly the same tone as the straw of the hat, it- had a "jcldedfy" decorative quality about It and gave the smart est sort of a look to the little novelty. Other Styles of Hata. A bat made of black satin had black 'satin ribbon drawn Over Its crown Into two stiff bows, *wblch jut ted out at the right side. And ^another hat of the same foundation' material had a stiff bow of black ribbon set cross the back, so that (ts sweep showed from the front aa an outline for that portion of. the silhouette. Beada are having a grefat opportun ity as far as the newer apring hats are c6icerned: There la nothing Ob vious or at all passe about the way In which they are handled, hut the rule seems to be that, 'If originality crmes into, the game at all, beads and danglea and spangles are quite the nicest thing to use. For Instance, most of the beads used are large and ornamental and dear as crystal, w' ether they are in colors or In pure white. There are loop- of them over the ears or acroks the front of the hat or across the back, and often these loops hang down and away from the hat. ao that they create the impression of chains about the neck rather tbe hat. ..." &M& 'V larly -.x 'H Example of Black 8atin Bow: on Pic ture Hat Hat Mr.de of Match Sticks in Red and Black. hats now seen. It 'is made of a light ish brown straw, and then It has a wide taffeta peach-colored ribbon dravn tightly over the facing of the brim toward the front, where at the brlin's peak It Is tied Into a stiff, up ward standing bow. It is a most un usual sort of hat and a very- interest ing one, though it Is so decidedly new in character that one must' have temerity to wear It a. a pattern for the rest of-the-world to follow. Use of .Grosgrain Ribbon. Grosgraln ribbon Is used to make whole, shaped brim turbans. It baa so much body that almost anything can be done with it and many of the newer hats will be found to have their starting point In grosgrain, with a little straw to help them Out. 'Some of these hats succeed In looking like miniature airplanes, so winglike are the arrangements, of ribbdn that float away at one side or the other, or sometimes from both sides, of the closely fitting crown. tr yam yourdig—tionU you arm Mwak em m^joy UUto thm fnU—t :«ih* Aia B^Carrta^6r*n**i% Use This ThiUoydMik. Coaipatqr (IbmiiJ jKIMb.) Ifcnwiihm Mi*. 25i and 754 Packsge^Everywfaorai )U tan't do your best When' f, your back and every muscle achea with fatfawf. Afyly.Sioan'a Uniment freely, witi* 9Ut hibbingi.axnA enjoy a penetrative'y glow of warmth and comfort. Good for riieinaatismt neuralria,: sprains and strains, aches and nam*/" sciatica, sore muscles, stiff joints and' theafter effects of weather exposure. -, Forfortyyearspain'senemy. AslT your neighbor. Keep Sloan's handy. 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