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f I t f r"-t ir. JrrrmpJKl yrfV HE great mill II tary munoou-,JI-v vers tn ricardy JHL 1 b'p ,1,e Second rA"W nd Third Corps of the French army which took place early In September, probably were the most Icientllicaliy plunued and iieruted of any of the treat national war games that the nations of Eu rope have played as yet. tn these manoeuvers the at1llty ot aeroplanes and tlrlglbles for actual war tare was given Its most levere toot. The aero planes proved to be a tuost marvelous means tor transmitting ordors ind unsurpassed for re eonnolterlng. The dirigi bles were used In trans mitting mebHuges long distances. Paris was sup poncd to be beleaguered, and one of these giant cylindrical balloons was lent across the hills and plains and dropped safely to Its appointed rett ing place In the heart of the French capital. Frunee has the greatest number of air- men employed in its army of any na tion In the world. In the mnnoeuvers In Plennly eleven aeroplanes and four dirigibles were In use. As the result of the.se tests the French army's aerial fleet will be increased without delay, The military authorities already pos- sess thirty aeroplanes, and orders have been given for thirty moro to bo delivered ns soon as possible, They will consist of ten Dleriot mono- planes and twenty Farman biplanes, seven of which are to be capable of earning two passengers, besides tno The French are ahead of the Ger- same man or a different one day aft pilot, and making a single flight of mnns jn the matter of cooking scien- er day. To those people It seems 180 miles at a minimum speed of thirty-six miles an hour. Prizes have been offered by the minister of war for machines that will fly In excess of this speed. Never before has there been Btich a great contTast In mimic warfare as In these evolutions In Plcardy. Mov ing along the highways were great automobile wagon trains loaded with supplies for the troops. Far in ad vance and high up in the air soared the aeroplanes. They seemed like huge-winged birds of prey hovering over the earth ready to swoop down when they Fiehted their quarry. In reality they were spying out. the po- Bltion of the opposing force which, under ordinary circumstances, would have boon hidden by the contour of once said: the country. The aeroplanes moved j swiftly to and fro directing the slow er progress of the foot soldiers and the cavalry and the supply trains. Because the air men made the way eure and plain for those upon the earth, the troops lost no time or ef fort In aimless wanderings, but pro ceeded directly to their destination by the shortest route. The first and moft Important prln clplo of the art of war consists of concentrating at a given time at some point In contact with the enemy a force superior to his at that point. One eminent authority expressed it as the principle of "glttln' thar fust test with 1he mostest men." The rest of the game of war is a relatively sim ple operation. It resolves Itself into tho mere question of comparative man-killing or man-scaring capacity. AH other considerations being any where near equal, the question of be Ing able to move rapidly is the thing that counts in war. The best of troops are worthless to a commander unless he can hnve them where he wants them when he wants them, and, moreover, in a condition to do what he wants them to do. The fighting men are useless unless they can reach the place of conflict In time to taUe part in It, and they are equnlly without value If the ef fort to tot there exhausts them. That Is why the aeroplanes are so tremen dously useful in spying out the loca tion of the enemy and enabling the troops to reach that point, with the very least amount, of exertion. But no matter how fast the troops may march they must be fed regu- larly. That Is where the automobile supply trains cnnie In hupe motor driven trucl:s that never grow tired. A bursting shell might disable the horses dragging the commissary wagons or the ammunition caissons, but. it would take a well placed shot in a vital part of an automobile's ma- chinory to put It out of commission, Then, too, a wounded horse cannot be repaired, but a wounded motor truck can be patched up unless It is blown Into smithereens. The problem of food supplies Is one of the great things in war. It la an old and trite saying that an army really travels upon its belly. An army is a city flung down suddenly, over night, as it were, in the coun try. It moves day. by day In such a manner as to require constant at tention and changes of plan as to its subsistence. It cannot move a, step faster than its food supply travels and it can maintain a position only as long rs it Is properly fed there. An State Urved To California has unlimited areas where there is aridity and winter sunshine, with altitudes ranging from below sea .level to an elevalion of several thou eand feet. These portions nro irrigable end fertile, but are unproductive wastes for want of sett'ers. Why, then, 'in the name of humanity and common eense, should consumptives he forced to crowd into hotels and lodging houses of towns and cities, with no diversion f 'A M 1.1 rBk a M M. army with a full stomach will fight every step of tho way if it has to retreat. If it Is hungry the retreat will be turned into a rout, In the French nrmy quite ns much attention is paid to giving the soldiers the kind of food they have been accustomed to and plenty of It at regular intervnls as to anything else. Amer- lean army officers who hnve watched the big manoeuvers, like those in Plcnrdy, say two Frenchmen can live well on whnt one American civilian cook wastes. Yet it is quite likely the French soldier can march as far and be Just us fresh at the end of the Journey as the American, tlflcally. Also the French soldier knows about as well as any in the v. 1 .1 I. . LI- . 1 . I. . 1 nuiiu unit ma iuiiuu iuui ue maue to last for the full period of time for which It Is issued, and that once it Is eaten or wasted or given away the balance of the period will be a food- ts one, be It twenty-four hours or three days. This Is an important thing for the soldier to realize, for the gross weight of one day's rations for an army of 150,000 men is 520,141 pounds. It takes more than 100 au tomobile trucks, such as those used for the French army, to haul a day's supplies of food. But all this vast machinery Is necessary. Napoleon "According to the laws of ft I . Wx ';-;l,:----?C":i'::f; V ;7 V- ' V-VV:" ':- ' ; TT2! iiiK , V'.-: , The Black Death" The plague, or Asiatic cholera, or as It used to bo called, "the black death," has been spreading of late in Europe. hi Russia, where the people are dirtiest r.nd most superstitious, the plague thrives best. Seventy thousand persons are known to have died of this attack In Russia already. This Is not surprising, for the in habitants. Instead of cleaning their wells, cleaning their bodies, and us ing their brains, get out the little ikons or images which the Greek church sells at a considerable profit, and to these little images supersti- tious peasants pray the prayers be- ing interrupted In thousands of cases by death from the plague. There is nothing more tragic In all the history of man than the record of "the black death" In Europe. in the fourteenth century one epi- detnlc after another spread among the pfople. Twenty-five millions of human brings are believed to have perished in this single, series of epidemics. The rich and the poor alike were affected. In Oxford two-thirds of the student population died. In Constantinople the people died t the rate of 10,000 a day. Charms, incantations, fear, filth, ig norance and superstition fed the dis ease. Curious results came of the long pe riod of panic and of dying. The famous "dance of death," in which desperate human beings paro- died and made fun of the plague, Il lustrating the "dance of death" with grinning skulls and skeletons, was one feature of the epidemic. Another, curiously enough, was in England, the tremendous rise In the cost of labor. The workmen died bo fast, that there were few left to do the work, and, following the law of supply and demand, the few that could work were offered extravagant wages al- though laws were passed to keep the wages down. And it is said that this snddeu rise in wages laid the founda- tion of the emancipation of working people in England. The plague in Europe appears now In the old familiar way breaking out that he receives, here and there, always In filth and in And even more apparent Is the re ignorance, spreading gradually. suit when a mother and sister strive The disease is not thoroughly under- to turn the current of a son and broth stood now. But the method of flghV erB love. Every chivalrous impulse ing it Ih understood. The people must carries him to the side of the girl he well fed a strong man may have who Is abused, and drives him, per the disease germs with him, resist haps, to the very end against which them and rid his system of them. The his family Is struggling. Use Sunshine but to walk the streets and cough, with home-sickness and restaurant cooking aiding the ravages of disease, Imperil ing public safety and their own lives for want of suitable places to go to? Why could not California pioneer a pro ject which would enable a consumptive to get the use of a canvas house and plot of land at cost rent and medical attendance, If desired, at nominal cost? MoJke the place a model that will en ran rC- MAi war every general who loses his lines of communication deserves death." For if once the foe successfully in- terrupts the flow of food to his oppo- nent's firing line his victory is prao- ticnllv assured. These great manoeuvers of large bodies of armed men nre a common thing in Europe and are beginning to be common in this country. Civilians often wonder wherein is the sense of spending hours, days, weeks, teaching ( a man to stand In a certain fashion,: to step in a certain way or to carry i a gun in a certain manner. They j ask themselves what difference it j makes whether the soldier faces to the right or to the left about, or , whether he rubs shoulders with the i like a waste of time training large bodies of men to step a pace this way xi . J I, 1 . 1 . I .. 1 . . or umt anu 10 uu it. niHuiiuuveijr, hu- tomatlcally, always Just the same, so j they could not do It in any other way i to save their lives. Yet although all this may seem trifling and purpose- loss It Is like the Interminable polish- ing and oiling of a delicate mechan- ism. It Is the process by which Is ; manufactured a human machine that! will work cheerfully to exhaustion, ! starve without a murmur, or march I iin to the cannon's mouth merely be- ! cause the voice they have been train- j ed to recognize tells them to. It Is ! the means by which the hallmark of j proficiency Is placed upon the pro fessional soldier, and that Is the ulti- mate end of these great manoeuvers. weak, half-fed man dies that is why the plague was often so violent in the old days Just after a famine. As far hack as the fourteenth cen tury Gabriel de Mussls observed that those who escaped the plague gave It to others with whom they came in con tact. : They gave it to others because they had the plague within themselves; their essential tract was infected with the disease, and this disease they scat tered. It. is some comfort to know that the disease can only be acquired by actu- ally swallowing the disease germs, The man who will be sufficiently care- fu need not get the plague, if you will drink only water that you knew to be clean, and only from vessels that you know to be clean; if you eat no fruit that has not been ! carefully cooked, or carefully peeled with an absolutely clean knife, and If all the food that you eat is well cook- ed and eaten when freshly cooked, you will net get the plague. The main thing Is not to worry nbout it in this country. There is lit- tie chance, probably no possibility whatever, of a plague of the old kind among us. The work that is not done by the little sacred images of the Russian peasants Is done very well by good sewers, plenty of disinfctants, plenty of soap and hot water, and a little common sense. Does Opposition Create Love? There Is one thing that parents and guardians never seem to learn, and that Is, how opposition fans the flame of love. Charley is not rich enougb to sat isfy their Ideal of the man who shall marry pretty Molly or James, per- chance Is too young, or too something else to their minds, Forthwith one or the other young man is criticised, sniffed at and gen- erally belittled with the inevitable result that Molly becomes his cham- pion and loves him a thousands times better for every sharp word or snub courage private parties to establish sanatoria for the reception of the tu berculous. Some state has got to work out this, problem for the arid and semi arid southwest. Why not California In (he characteristic, broad-gauge Califor nia way? San Francisco Bulletin. More to the Purpose. Mrs. Kinder (reflectively) I won der why a man never pays his wife any compliments after they are mar ried. Kinder (briskly) He does bet. teir, my dr; he pays her bills. 1 iJyriJ -V7 - I " t' f . m & - t i f i . t American Gibraltar in Manila Bay If henco If passengers on steamers filtering Manila hnrlior and pasBlng be tween the several Hinall Islands that ruard the principal port of the Philip pines (should Inquire with Indifferent Interest ns to the name and uxe of a imall dun-colored rock, hardly dlacern 'blo any distance away and looking much like an Irregular shaped hoime- I aoat floating on the ocean, they will be I '.old that they are looking at El Fralle inland. Perhaps, also, they will bo told ' that the little Island, scarce two bun Ired feet square, is the tnoHt dlaboll sally effective fortification of Its bIzq !n the world. For eighteen months army engineers have been directing tho work of forti fying what Is Intended as the backbone nr keystone of the strong defenses in Manila harbor. They have resorted to j i plan suggested by a young engineer Dfllcor after their superiors had thrown ! up their hands in despair nt the pros. I'ects of attempting to fortify tho rock , which showed its head above the water for so small an area. It involves the , leveling of the island almost to the sur- I face of th 80i nlld erecting a struc- ture )n the form of n battleship deck stripped for action. The artificial fortl- f'l"S 1,e of a,lJ anient, ; Tue defenses of Manila bay entrance Tr- oitrv KllPfirVT lIt,wUIjr UUliUJUl, HEX the small army of architects j work now In progress on the Uni ted States treasury building, the beau tiful old structure will show the first ! material change since 1SG9. Architec turally it still will represent a pagan temple, indicating, many folk say, the American people's worship of money. Hut visitors to ttie nation s capital wno have not seen the treasury in 40 years rind some changes for efficiency and economy. The nucleus of the present building, located where President Jackson, Irri tated by the procrastination of con gress in choosing a site, put his hick ory stick down with a thump and ex claimed, "Put 'er there, on that spot," will remain unchanged, but the double stone staircase leading up to the colon nade on the Fifteenth street side has been torn away. Architects said It spoiled the beauty of that side of the II Bir Job to Fill the Supreme Bench THE seven Justices of the Supreme court of the United States, led by the venerable Justico Harlan, called on President Taft the other day to pay their resnects. This annual call or courtesy reminded the president of a duty which is uppermost in bis mind onA nnnvlntr it almost to the ex- elusion of any other consideration, for the president is called upon to re a the hltrhest tribunal in tho land. The president has appointed two to the senate until the Monday fol Justices already-Hughes In place of Rowing the reconvening of congress. Brewer who died, and Lurton In place ! The president Is also head over of Peckham of New York, also dead. ! heels In the consideration of the ap These deaths removed a Republican i pointment of five additional Judges ol and a Democrat, and their successors , the circuit court, which will constitute were of the same political faith, j the new court of commerce. In addi Since then Chief Justice Fuller, a ! tlon to these Judicial vacancies the.-t Democrat, appointed from Illinois, has j are several district Judges to be ap died, and Justice Moody, a Republic- ; pointed. It is no stretch of the an, of Massachusetts, has resigned ; imagination' to believe that the pros because of ill-health, and President j ident will almost reorganize the fed Taft will have to fill these two va- ( eral Judiciary before he leaves the cancles. president's office. Society Soldier Out at Fort Myer ALBERT J. MYER, the American army's gentleman soldier, Is no longer wearing the uniform of an en listed man. He has left Fort Myer, the army reservation named for his Illustrious grandfather, and has gone back to Boston. 'Not only was the passing of the dandy soldier sudden and unexpected, but the manner of his going sensation al. Mr. Myer, who was a corporal in the signal corps, has been in the guardhouse since August. A recent verdict of a court-martial which tried him sentenced Corporal Myer to be reduced to tho ranks, to be confined at hard labor for three months and to forfeit $50 of his pay. The court-martial was a little slow and Myer escaped Its imprisonment penalty, having been discharged in the meantime. He was given an hon orable discharge and the army knows him n more. Where They Balk. The average man is truthful," says the Philosopher of Folly, "but not on man in fifty will tell you the real rea son he wears a Bilk hat." present the most picturesque as well as tho most complete sut of fortlllcatlonB Uncle 8am possesses. Stretching across the mouth of the harbor are a series of islands. The largest of these Islunds and the one which will be used as a base of Biippllos for tho others Is Corregldor, from which the first hostile gun was directtid against Admiral Dew ey's fleet In ISflS. On Corregldor the army Is Installing a 24 company post. Warehouses of a capacity to contain supplies for a whole year for 20,000 men have been built. This island Is considered Impregnable from th sea side. Hut the most Interesting of all tho Islands Is tho El Krai I e, at present a tiny rock rising in a pinnacle ISO foet above the bay. The shape of the Island will, as staled, be changed by means ot steel and concrete walls which will extend below the water line, to resem ble Lbs hull of a battleship. No sec tion of the Island ground will be ex posed to lire. It will be surrounded and covered over by steel and concrete walls, about fifty feet thick on the sides and almost solid steel on tho top. On tho surface of this "deck" two tur rets will be placed, each turret con taining two 14-inch guns. Dosldes the four large, guns, foui six-inch rapid lire rifles will be placed in embrasures at the seaward end, and like battorira of smull guns will bo placed at other points of udvantage. Quarters will be provided for only a sufficient number of men to work the guns and machin ery. The cost of this powerful little fortress, the most dangerous fort of lis sie on earth, will be $3,000,000, guns, walls, turrets and all. Is Overcrowded fouiliiiiig. plans for which were drawc by William T. Elliott, a surveyor, who canio to Washington In IS 1 3. The 30 granite monoliths, each ol which cost $.r),D00 and weighs 30 tons, now stand in an unhroken row. They are said to be tho fjnest example ol ! their kind of the stonecutter's art. It required ten men, working CO days, to produce each of them, and n solid train ol 30 flat cars brought them to ash ington from the quarries In Massachu setts. To make more space Inside tho build ing all the files of letters and docu ments will be stored in the old coa' vaults under the lawn on the Pennsyl vania avenue side, and new coul vaults are being built on the side opposite tht While House. Tho completed building, as it stands represents three stages of construction The nucleus, located by Jackson, wa finished in 1842. The south wing wav finished In 1SC4. The north wing, fin lshed in 186!), is on the side of the old state department building. The long colonnade of brown stone erected In 18G4, deteriorated in thi southern climate and was replaced bj the present granite monoliths a littk more than a year ago. In addition to Judicial fitness, poll tics and geographical qualifications must be considered. Moreover, the president Is brought face to face witfc a task which will be of tremendous importance to the United States foi the next generation. With political beliefB changing over night and great' er zeal in governmental supervision being urged by the dominant party, the court which President Taft must reconstruct will pass on . all the changes in the organic laws of the United States which may be made by , congress. I The problem will not be solved for the public until after congress ' meets, as ft has been definitely an nounced at the White House that no Judicial appolntne.its would De scnl Myer created tho biggest sensation the army has had for a long time, lit tried to get into West Point, but wae barred by age, and from the nava; academy because of his size. Then he enlisted In the cavalry, but that did not suit his liking and be trans ferred into the Bignal corps, where he was promoted to be a corporal. At Fort Myer the dude soldier was the envy of his comrades and a par ticular bore to his officers. After a hard day's drill, or the attendance or some other military duty, Corporal Myer would go to his bachelor apart ments, have his valet rub him dowi and then don the habljlments of society man. That night, perhaps, hlk commanding officers would find hli In the same ballroom with themsolv He had the entree into the most e elusive clubs, and It was . source t.i much regret to Colone? 'VaversacH and Major Canteen that P"vato Myei took precedence over them when it came to getting the attcntvm of th waiters. The youngster rode and walk- with the fairest of Washington's bellii, ant! had money to burn. He never dW anything to excite the anger of bin superloi. except to play the dual rou of a soldier and a dandy, too. Evidently a Mistake. "They say his wife has Indian blooa Jn her veins." "That must be a mis take. Indians are supposed to bi stoical and silent" rv SUGAR RAID AT RICHMOND How Federal Soldiers Confined In Petnbsrton Secured Large Amount of Sweet Stuff. In the fall of 18(13, about November 5, In the Pemberton building nt Rich mond, were confined among the pris oners myself, a comrade named Oeorge W. Ulake (drummer boy of :he Twenty-third Pennsylvania), and J. H. Livlngson, of the Third Mississippi oattery. Wo possessed a Jackknlfe with a broken blade about one Inch long. We were determined to cut tho floor behind the tobacco presses that were along the party wall through the oulldlng. The presses were about two !eet from the wall. We started tho prospect hole, relieving each other and working continuously. It was slow- work In cutting the boards vor tho Joist. At last we succeeded In open Ing a hole largo enough for nlnnke to 7 W Obtained a Copy of tha Richmond Examiner. go through to the basement, writes Thomas Boyle, Third Wisconsin, of Phoenix, Ariz., in tha National Tribune. He dropped onto a hogsheai 9f sugar. Blanke brought up a cupful of the sweet stuff, and we divided with uome of the comrades. Th smell and flavor of the sugar spread all over the building, and the secret was soon out Much in our fa vor was the fact that It was near night and getting dark. ' The prisoners on the upper floor crowded down upon us. I told them to keep quiet and go to their quarters. I told them to send two men from each mess, and all would got some sugar. Order was soon restored. The boys formed In Una, supplied with shirt sacks. A foroe went Into the basement and worked like beavers hoisting sugar, and the next morning all the prisoners on our side were well supplied. The prisoners on the other Bide of the party wall cut through the floor on their side, went Into the basement, and struck salt It was a rich find, and prevented much scurvy. A hole was cut through a plank door about the middle of the building. We opened up communication with them, and traded sugar for salt. When night came again we sent down a force to hoist up the sweet stuff to replenish our supply, quietly. The prisoners on the other side were getting uneasy. They decided to get at the sugar. The third night our force was busy hoist ing sugar when the prisoners from the other side got through. There was much confusion and racket. I called up our side, and covered the hole, as we had tobacco presses and everything else filled with sugar. The basement floor on the front, the building facing Libbey, was one story lower than the rear end of the build ing, and contained the guard house, rhe alarm' was given, guards charged In, driving up our confused comrades to their floor, and compelling them to itand at the end of their floor all that night and the next day without any rations, trying to find the leader. Tha next morning roll was called on our tide. No one was missing. All quiet; til smiles. The news of the sugar raid spread ill over the city. Crowds of people fathered around tho building. The streets were crowded with teams and drays to haul away what was left Empty hogshead after hogshead were rolled out on the cobblestone pave ment The Joke was on the merchants who had Btored It there. We obtained a copy of the Richmond Examiner, which estimated that we fanka ate up $35,000 worth of sugar. Sugar was $7.50 per pound, and it was not known that that much sugar was In the city until we dug It up. Gun la 200 Years Old. James L. Hyatt of Minot N. D., has received a rifle which has been In the family for five generations, being banded down from father to son since 1776. The barrel of the gun war made In Jamestown, Va about 20f years ago. The gun at that time wa& a full stock flint lock affair. It was purchased by James Hyatt's great-great-grandfather In the Revolutionary war "Could Die Wslizinc; ' -Chicago.- "I I'uuii. said Miss Klizaboth Hum close of a (hui'-.c ia iho A. the other ii'glit. As ! c :;. she fell over. Sin.' ii d vi: minutes. She hud bun l;u tlnuouuly for lour 1io:j::;. Rat's Bite Fatal to Vvoir.an. Rock Inland, HI. Xrr. d v ; '! ?0tt, aged niui.Uvn, i;: il '.vi rr h poison resulting from tho b'A, of a r. year ago. 1 wind Ths Ferrer's Sen's Great Oprsbniiy Wqrwmi rr thn ill furm to iwoium your lit iHTuiiiicn jft'Hin nw ' piopiiitt 1 1 f your mime V fl.MKII, A KM"iU 4ltMr I mini y until it 7u in Miiuilf)l.,hukhitt4-licitmi fmin nhfiiitlMiil irot of liiiit. Omoi Mud llnrlrr. JM well t-nttln mining, n'rtt t'anMnn 'Hir lvaiu' ill Irli-, ;ovirmnt-iit. n-lurm ahow hat thH nuiiibor of iMtttlitrM lii llMMlMi-fi C HllHilH, from " 1 K r ' IU I U 1U 1111.14 1 11 o urrvlout vtr. Mui.y furiur ha paid for lliflr liinii out of Ui liroi-rmlil of oiia crop. I' ra lliifii'iitHtlii of 160 it ri'-jlil ' a.oo ll BITM. F if I "i I Inn i iiinuii-, kimkI Ii.m.Ih, Ff . I fxri'lli-nt riklfttHV fnrlliln, ' ' Vil low Iri-lKlH rl- w I, ti- f t"S.i 1 ,,,r '""1 lumbar oaallir oi- "(V.r;1-.1 r.ir iomplilrt'-lJWl BuitWiwt," t Yft'l t' purtlciilulK iih lo uutiB liM-mtliin 7''flY -1 r"l t,w a.'Ulnril' ruin, Ui li I '? ' 1 1 ii hupl of I in n.lt ni lli.n. Oltawit, A.'ii lh)M (.uii..or lol.UfllM (ioTt Annul li W. H. tncr, Ird ioor TrMtlaa Tonal- I UM.. l4laIU, 1J. H. P. Ft addrvM DtwfTiM jnn, ST The Wretchedness of Constipation Caa iucl1y be ovctcoim by CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER FILLS. Purely vegeUbU act iureiy and fendy oa tlia a nr. Curi fiilioouiaM, Head arKa, Dvii- aeaa, and Indignation. Hey Jo thai duty. Small POI. Small Dwa. Small Frfca. Genuine mvtb, Signature For BIRD LOVERS Ilnrtz Mountain Canary In full aonir, I..'i0. Hi. AnilreiittiH-rR-er Itoller, ttif canary thui'Mitlffreut , their aung ia tiHi-fl with melon? aud aweet r ni-HK a muli'al treat. Bjiecli! Wrprire ?4-0o. ftiall ordera pruuiut "-fy tilled. " E. C. VAHLE BIRD STORE 385 S. State SU Chicago, III. At the County Fair. Visitor And so that la what they call the wild horse of Patagonia. What do you feed It? i Zoo Attendant Wild oata. PR. MARTEL'3 FEMALE PILL8. Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for Women's Ailments. A scientifically pre pared remedy of proven worth. The result from their use Is quick and per manent For sale at all Drug Stores, Penitent. Irate Father Wretch! I saw you stealing kisses from my daughter. Young Man I admit it but I am quite willing to give them back to her. Note From the Bascwood Bugle. Somebody took the rope off the bell In the fire engine house to use for a clothesline, and now, when there Is a Are, the constable has to climb up Into the tower and ring the bell with a hammer. Somebody took the ham mer the other day and, when Hank Purdy's corncrib ketched fire, the con stable had to hurry down to Hllllker's store for to borry a hammer. Hllliker bad lent his hammer to Deacon Ren frew, who lives four miles out In the country, and by the time the constable had got there and hunted around in the ham for the hammer and got back to the engine house, the angry ele ments had done their worst and Hank's corncrib was a mass of smol dering ruins. Judge's Library. Mixing Hla Dates. There Is a story of a man who wai 10 transported with Joy as he stood up at the altar rail to b married, that his thoughts reverted -. a day when he stood up at the prisoner's bar In a court of Justice to plead "guilty" or "not guilty" to a criminal charge. So powerfully did that, the most painful event of his life, obtrude Itself upon his mind, that when t'e clergyman put the question, "Wilt thou have thla woman to be thy wedded wife?" and so on, the poof distracted bridegroom answered with startling distinctness, "Not guilty, bo help me God!" From Tuckerman'a Personal Recollections." Reason for Strange Names. A little colored girl appeared on one of the city playgrounds the other day, accompanied by two pickanin nies, who, she explained, were cousins of hers, visitors In Newark. . "What are tbelr names," asked the young woman In charge of the playground. 'Alda Overture Johnson and Lucia Sextette Johnson," the girls answered. "You see their papa used to work for a opera man." Newark Newa. HEALTH AND INCOME Cth Kept Up on Scientific Food. Good sturdy health helps one lot to make money. With th loss of health one's Income in liable to shrink, If noi entirely Swindle away. When a young lady baa to make her Own llvHg, good health Is her best asset. "I am alone In the world," writes a Chicago girl, "dependent on my own efforts fir my living. I am a clerk, and, about two years ago through close application to work and a boarding-' house diet, I became a nervous In valid, and got so bad off It was almost ' Impossible for "toe to stay In the offlco a half day at a time. "A friend suggested to me the Idea of trying Grape-Nuts food which I did, making It a large part of 'at least two meals a day. "Today, I am free from brala-tlre, dyspepsia, and all the ills of an over worked .and Improperly nourluhed brain and body. To Grape-Nuts owe the recovery of my health, and the ability to retain my position and Income. Read "The Road to WeBvllle," 1 pkgs. "There's a Reason." tdvrr read the above lrtterf A lama appeura from Ilnje (a time. The I I 1 Li-' ' rn " tv rtfl UiDio I I J't w. H 'H ad or bur lanUtun VfPlftKsw'$tlieTb8 V " f' i mlwn Imiil will b hlh- j . a. f- Cr.rvrrrorl mr Krmiuav, true, tula mat. mm full ( kaanaut