The Celina Democrat., December 02, 1910, Image 3

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FlTITS
LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Chicago 111. 'I was troubled with
Tallin!)' nnd Inflammation, and the doo.
. I tors said I could not
7 icot well tiiilAna I
. j h id oa operation.
11 know I could not
ru.i.,,I U. .II a
duuiu tun obtain VI
ono, go I wrote to
VOII R'lmettmei arm
-bout my health
and you told roe
what to do. After
taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's vsrHa
lilo Compound and
Jljlood I'uri.inr T am
to-day a well wom.tn." Airs. Williah
aiikens, ws vv.2lstlSt., Chicago, 11L
Lydla E. rinkham'sVrrretabla Com.
pound, made from nativo roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
ful drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
f female diseases cf an v similar mpdi-
tine la the country, and thousands of 1
Toionrary testimonials are on lilo lu
the Fiukham laboratory at Lynn,
alass., from women who havo been,
tared from almost every form of
female complaints. Inflammation, ul.
eeratlon,dis)lacements, fibroid tumors,
jwarulari ties, periodic pains, backache,
ftidi(jestion and nervous prostration.
Every such sufferlnpr woman owes it to
fcerself to give Lydia K. Pinkham'a
Y ejretable Compound a trial.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a confiden
tial letter to Mrs. Plnltbam, at
Lynn, Masa. Her advice Is free,
fcnd always helpful.
ROOSEVELT'S CREAT BOOK ;
"African Cane Trails" j
KerlMl a ruin In mtt p1ac I
to tiiit lunioua rw tnik.
JUring it to tJje lam l tie to
your locality We give yem
nionopolf of field ar;d hgh
OHinnissifin nk HAh firct
chineo. WrltAffirpru&pectua. :
Charles Scribrnr's Sons '
1M (K. tt.) lUtk atfc, ato ImI )
" THZ BEST MEDICINE I
tfor Coughs 6 ColdsII
It Is better to Inherit a fortune than
to marry one.
No trouble to prepare Mr. Austin
camou Buckwheat Flour. All grocer.
Borne people are too fresh but the
same thing can't be said of eggs.
Wht Marino Fr Rcimwlr Doe to th
Bves b Xn Kefrnsh, I lf-anc. tiirenfrltit-n and Htlmu
lat llellhftil c'ircnittllou. Promotion KuratAl
Cuadlliuujt Trj Muriu iu oar ttya.
Every time a man is mistaken for a
deer It counts one for the deer, who la
very well satisfied.
. Dr. Pierce' Pleasant Pellets repruht
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowel.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules, esy to tak
as candy.
Sweetest Success.
-What's the sweetest kind of suo
ecus ?"
'That which you achieve by acting
contrary to the advice of your friends."
At the One Horn.
Jere L. Sullivan, the head of the Ho
tel and Restaurant Employees' Interna
tional alliance, said in Cincinnati,
apropos of Labor Day:
"Our American hotels are better
than they used to be, and ifor this bet
terment my organization deserves no
little credit.
"We have today no such hotels as
the One Horse of Tin Can, where. If
yt,u asked for a bath, they used to
give you a shovel and tell you to go
down to the hollow and dam the
creek.
"An English earl once visited the
One Horse hotel. The landlord with
out ceremony led him outside, point
ed to a window on the fifth floor, and
aid:
-Thars yer room.'"
He Couldn't See.
Little Jack's father was the teacher
of the Sunday school class of which
Jack was a new member. He had been
told that as this was his first Sunday
be would not be asked any question!
but he must pay close attention Just
the same.
8o, on the way home his father
asked him who It was who killed
Goliath.
''I don't know, I was sitting on the
back seat and couldn't see," was the
ready answer. From Norman ID.
(lack's National Monthly.
Curing Conceit.
"He used to have a good opinion of
himself."
"Hasn't he now?"
"No; he ran for office recently, and
wasn't even close when the votes
were counted." Detroit Free Press.
Don't
Argufy"
A single dish of
Post
with sugar and cream
the whole story
tells
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est development Is the completion of a cable line by Germans connecting the capital, Monrovia, with Tonerlff
In the Canary Islands. The German
ed the final splicing' of the cable at the
CARING FOR FACE
Prot.
Paschkis of Vienna Gives
Valuable Advice.
Expert In Dermatology Telia Men and
Women What to Do In Properly
Caring for Skin Careful I
a to Soap.
Vienna. Prof, llcinrich r'aschkls, a
distinguished member of the medical
i faculty of the University of Vienna,
j and a high authority in dermatology,
has been giving his colleagues some
valuable advice in cosmetics, the re
sult of many years' experience. He
thinks that doctors make a mistake
In leaving beauty culture to mani
I cures and quacks, as they themselves
' are much better able to detect the
I true causes of sligut defects In phys
l leal appearance and to remedy them,
thereby bringing happiness to many
women, and men, too.
Professor. Paschkis regards wash
ing and bathing aB the foundation of
all cosmetics. The face should be
washed morning and evening, the
body once and the hand ; several
times during the day. The water
should not be hard; rain, river or
boiled water Is best. For the bod7
the water may be according to custom
and sensitiveness, from 60 to 68 de
grees, warmer for the hands and quite
hot for the face. As a refresher Im
mediately after the hot water, cold
water can be used to bathe the face.
EARLY RISING BAD FOR BOYS
Londoner Maintains That Children Up
Before Sunrise Are Usually
Dull During Day.
London. The old idea that it is
good for boys to get up early and hus
tle about was vigorously assailed at a
public inquiry at Spring gardens into
the Loudon county council by-laws
egulatlng the employment of children
inder fourteen.
Among the witnesses was Mr. Jack-
man, a London county council head
master, who said employment in bar-
ocrs' shops was particularly objection
ible, as the boys learned to bet and
talk about horses and horse racing.
Young children who had to get up
nirly were liable to be doll during the
lay.
"To say it is not natural for boys to
So to bed at 7:30 is beside the point,"
i doctor said, in commenting on the
evidence. "The natural thing to do is
:o sleep when you are tired and get up
when you wake.
"Children of fourteen want quite
aino hours' sleep and should not have
;o work so that their systems are
jvertaxed.
"If they do It is quite probable that
getting up in tie dark on raw winter
mornings will, particularly when they
have to trudge through snow and
slush, give rise to bronchial and lung
trouble. They are not in a condition
to resist chills.
"But you never hear of a well fed
boy who rises with the dawn to go out
and amuse himself coming to any
harm. It doesn't do to coddle boys
and it Is wicked to overwork them.
Overworked children are failures as
adults, physically If not mentally."
EASY LIFE IN SWISS PRISON
So Much Luxury That Convict Have
Little Desire to Escape Scene
at Sarnen.
London. Prison ilfe in Switzerland
is a luxury Instead of a punishment.
The comic opera Jail at Thorburg,
vhere the inmates did as they pleased,
as only recently been suppressed by
ho Berne authorities, yet details are
published of a similar institution at
Sarnen, in the canton of Oswald.
Sarnen Is apparently an Ideal penal
resort, for thehappy criminals who
are sentenced to terms of "detention"
In that institution have a far better
time- than hundreds of "free" Swiss
citizens who are forced to earn their
bread.
A correspondent of a Lausanne pa
per states that he was passing through
Sarnen when he saw a number of men
Pressed In dark blue clothes with
lite stripes walking about the vll-
;o smoking and Joking.
Others were seated In a cafe and
)n Tre working In lokurely man- j
iNEW CABLE LINE TO LIBERIA
as Is Liberia, the nations of Europe are
consul at Monrovia, Herr Freytag. was
African rlty.
A quick succession of tot and cold
face baths is very good for treating
red faces and the same may be used
for tei bands.
Fragrant toilot addition for the
face washing are often dosired, espe
ually in the summer. But all i,oits
of resinous solutions, such ai benzoin
and balsam tinctures, should to avoid
ed, as they tend to stop thfv exuda
tions from the oleaginous glnds. A
teaspoonful of cologne water, alone,
or with a few drops of vinegar, can
be added with benefit to the water for
washing the face.
For the ordinary bath aromath:
tinctures or ether oils mixed in the
water will not only produce a pletia
ant odor, but will also exert a mildly
stimulating effect on the skin.
Great care must be exercised in the
choice of soap. Alkali soaps should
be avoided, as they often proauco skin
eruptions. Neutral soaps are to be
preferred. The soap must be thor
oughly washed off and the skin dried
with rough linen towels by vigorous
nibbing toward the center. Sensitive
skins should be dried with a soft
cloth. An air bath Is specially good
for the body after the ordinary one.
Very highly important Is the treat
ment of the skin after washing. Some
sort of after treatment Is really nec
essary, not alone in beauty culture,
but for the rational care of the skin.
Ointments, powders, alcoholic liquids
or combinations of various kinds can
be employed, according to Individual
ODD THINGS EATEN
Few People Aware That Musk
rats Are Good.
Pork Is Important Article of Food
with Anglo-Saxons and Teuton!
People Indiar.j Eat Snakes
and Grasshopper.
New York. Possum and raccoon
are generally considered pretty good
eating in the United States by folks
who wouldn't dream of tasting wood
chuck. And yet, says a writer in the
American Boy, the woodenuck Is far
more cleanly In habits and diet anif
la far better eating than either of ttut
former.
Few people are aware that muslr
rats are good to eat, and still more
rare Is the man who eats skunk, yet
both of these animals are excellent
If properly cooked.
Pork is an Important article of food
with Anglo-Saxon and Teutonic peo
ples, and yet there aro whole races
which regard It as absolutely unfit
for human consumption. ,
Snakes are not at all bad, once peo
ple can overcome their natural preju
dice, nnd lizards are eaten in many
parts of the world. Grasshoppers are
said to make excellent soup, to be
good fried or roasted, and many In
dian tribes dry them and grind them
Into flour.
Crickets are also dried and ground
into meal by , Oregon and California
Indians, and ants are used to a large
extent as food by Indians and African
tribes. The Samoan Islanders are '
ner carrying bricks for the construc
tion of a new building. To his aston
ishment the correspondent found that
the men were convicts from tAe can
tonal prison close by.
These convicts were permitted to
leave the prison early In the irorning
and find work around Sarnen or walk
about the country until nightfall,
when they return of their own -accord
to the prison.
They are unaccompanied, by war
dens and there Is nothing to prevent
their escaping, but they are far too
comfortable to think of relinquishing
their quarters, for they nave as much,
liberty aa other men and are, more
over, fed and lodged tor nothing.
The money earned by those convicts
who choose to work can be spent as
they like. One convict who is cm
ployed as a gardener by a local magis
trate sends his monthly salary to his
wife and children.
Two or three convicts "escaped"
sovttral weeks ago, but they eventual
ly returned to tho prison la a half fam
COMPLETED
not overlooking It In their efforts to
present at the ceremony that attend
ity nnd the special qualities of the
skin. The oldest practise, that of
anointing, Is seldom employed ir Aus
tria, as the climate Is apt to nu-.ke the
shin too moist rather than too dry.
Tor women particularly the best after
treatment of the skin is with powder,
especially for the face, neck and
shoulders. With few exceptions, when
properly employed, thoro is nothing
to be said against its uso. But troug
starch powders and ill unknown
preparations should bo carefully
avoided. As absorbent, quick' dry
lng and glistening powder for the
body there la nothing better than the
finest talc powder.
But as it Is shiny and doesn't stick
to the skin it must, when used for
visible parts of the body, he mixed
with some preparations of chalk or
oxide of zinc. As white and rose
colored powders make the skin look
blue they should be mixed with yel
low ochre and a little carmine made
to a chnmois color. This will take
some trouble, as yellow ochre pro
duces so many shades. For special
purposes other powders may be mixed
together: for instance, a large quan
tity of yellow ochre and umber brown
for protection against the sun. In
every case before going to bed the
powder must be removed from the
skin' by grease.
Another after treatment consists In
the use of alcoholic washes, scented
or unscented. Cologne water diluted
30 to 50 per cent, makes a very good
mixture. Generally it may be said
that ointments are better for winter
use for blondes, and powder and al
cohol for the summer, and for bru
nettes altogether.
very fond of a species of marine worm
which appears periodically at their
Islands, and the natives leave all
other occupations to gather the harv
est of worms.
In Japan ferns of several kinds nre
eaten to a great extent, while burdock
is raised extensively for the tuberous
roots, and seaweeds of various kind
form an important article of diet.
un me American coast there are
numerous edible seaweeds, but few
people are aware that they are edible
and nutritious. In fact, the value of
s'.-a animaJs and plants as food Is lit
via Known, ana many a wuite man
would starve to death where an
Asiatic or South Sea Islander would
P.nd abundant food If cast away oa
an oceanic Island.
Crabs, shrimp, sea shells, in fact,
nearly every marine creature is edi
ble, while the gigantic holothurlans,
or "sea cucumbers," so abundant In
many tropical seas, aro considered a
great delicacy by many races, and the
industry of gathering, drying and
shipping these is very Important In
the Malaysian and Australian waters.
Dried and prepared for market,
these creatures are known as beche-
de-mer, and bring a good price in the
Japanese, Chinese, Greek and south
ern European markets. The octopus
or devilfish is also eaten extensively
In China, Japan, Greece and West In
dies, and when this repulsive looking
creature Is pounded into a pulp and
made into soup it Is really excellent
In the West Indies the natives are
fond of the great tree lizards known
as Iguanas. These creatures
often
grow to five or six feet in length.
ished condition, and after being se
verely reprimanded they were allowed
to return to their apartments.
Prettiest Austrian Named.
Vienna. Miss Mella Kyhicka, hail
ing from the Tyrol, is the handsomest
gentlewoman in the Austrian empire
At least she was so pronounced at th
national beauty competition, at whlct
she wonahe first prize. This competi
tlon was restricted to women of title
and the wives and daughters of mill
tary and professional men. Actressei
and professional beauties were rigor
ously excluded.
Values Hair at $50,000.
New York. Mrs. Clara Beddow ol
Elizabeth, N. J., is suing the PublU
Service Hallway company to recovei
$50,000 for the loss of hor hair.
She alleges that she fell from a cat
a year ago, receiving a scalp wound
which necessitated the clipping of het
tresses, and that they never grew in
to their former length and beauty. A
Jury will pass upon thtdr valua.
iHUMOR IN THESE VERDICTS
Quaint Idea and Expression Re
corded at Having Been Rendered
' by Coroner' Jurla.
Referring to a verdict recently
jlven by a coroner's Jury that death
was "cauMPd by the medical evidence,"
lie HrltiHh Medical Journal anya:
"This verdict may be added to thoBa
cited In the report of the select com
mittee ou death certification, where
Doctor Ogle In quoted as sayinK, 'One
verdict cume In lore uie a ltttlo thno
ago which wa this: "A man died
from atone In the kidney, which atone
he swallowed when lying on a gravel
path In a stnto of drunkenness." That
was given as a verdict. 1 thought
iome Joko had been played, and I
wrote down about It, and founj It was j
an nbHoliite fact. Ano.her one la
like this: "Child tlireo months old,
found dead, hut no evidence whether
born alive.'"" These novel Judg
ments recall that an up-Ftate newspa
per not long bro spoke of taking a
murdered man's "pout mor'.cm" state
ment. UNSIGHTLY COMPLEXIONS
The constant use of Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for
toilet, bath and nursery purposes not
only presorves, purines, and beautifies
the skin, scalp, hair and bands, and
prevents lnfiamtnitiot, irritation and
clogging of the pores, the common
cause of pimples, blackheads, redness
and roughness, yellow, oily, motby and
other unwholesome conditions of the
complexion and skin. AH who delight
In a clear skin, soft, white hands, a
slean, wholesome scalp and live, glossy
hair, will find Cuticura Soap most suo
cosKful In realizing every expectation.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are ad
mirably adapted to preserve the
health of the skin and scalp of In
fants and children, and to prevenj
minor blemishes or inherited skin hu
mors becoming chronic, and may be
used from the hour of birth. Cuticura
Remedies are sold throughout the civ
ilized world. Send to Potter Drag &
Chem. Corp., solo proprietors, Boston,
.'or their free Cuticura book, 32 pages
of invaluable advit e on care and treat
ment of the skin, scalp and hair.
DISCOURAGEMENTS
OF LITERA-
TURE.
Mra. Quiz Has your husband ever
oeen accused of plagiarism?
Mrs. Spacer No; and it discourages
him, too. It shown he has never writ
ten anything that's so good other peo
ple would like to claim It.
STOMACH MISERY VANISHES
ndigestion, Gas, Sourness and Dys-
v:psia Go and Your Stomach Feels
Fine In Five Minutes.
It your meals don't tempt you, or
Boat little you do eat seems to fill
you, or lays like a lump of lead in
your stomach, or If you have heart
burn or a sick, sour, upset or gassy
stomach, that is a sign of Indigestion.
J sk your Pharmacist for a 50-cent
cau of Tape's Diapepsln and take a
little Just as soon as you can. There
Ai l be no sour risings, no belching
of undigested food mixed with acid,
ao stomach gas or heartburn, fullness
or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nau-
set., Debilitating Headaches, Dizzi
oeus or Intestinal griping. This will
all go, and besides, there will be no
indigested food left over in the stom
ach to poison your breath with nause
ous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure for
out-of-order stomachs, because It pre
vents ?erriientation and takes hold of
our food and digests it just the same
as if your stomach wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom
ach misery Is waiting for you at any
drug store here in town.
These la'ge 50-cent cases of Pape's
Diapepsin v-ontain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure any case of Dys
pepsia, iLiigestion, Gastritis or any
other stOinach disturbance.
'
Bomehou tho average mother
doesn't tlnik she is doing her duty
unless she spoils her children.
Pettit' Eye Salve for 25c.
Relieves tired, congested, inflamed and
sore ryes, auiwklv stoDS eve aches. All
druggiBta or Upward Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
When a girl exchanges photographs
with a young man she nearly always
gets the worst f the trade.
No trouble to nrennre Afro Anelina
lamons Buckwket t Flour. Ail grocers.
Good luck HVs to visit people who
are not expecting it
When You Think
Of the paia which many women experience with everv
month it make the gentleness and kindness always associ
ated with womanhood aeem to be almost a miracle.
While in general no woman rebel against what she re
gard as a natural necessity there is no woman who would
not gladly be free from this recurriDg period of paia.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Preacrimtimn makes
weak women atron& mad alclc women
well, ana" Uvea them freedom from pain,
ft aatabllahea reialarltr, subdues intlattf
tnation, hernia ulceration and cures t
male weakness.
Sick women are invited to consult us by letter, free.
Ail correspondence strictly private suid sacredly con
fidential. Write without fear and without fee to World' Dispensary Med
leal Association, R. V. Pierce, M. D. , President, Buffalo, N. Y.
11 you want a book that tells all about woman' diseases, and how to cure
them at borne, end 31 one-cent stamps to pay cost of wrappind and mailing
fly, end we will send you a fret copy of Dr. Pierce's great thousand - paia
illustrated Common Sense Mediool Adviser revised, up-to-date edition la
handsome French cloth binding. '
PUT 'EM TO 8LEei.
AT lah
If w
Novelist When I'm writing a novel,
I lose considerable sleep over It.
Celtic Oh! well, what's your Ions la
yoitf ruulcrs' gain.
. On the Senators.
The wit of lilshop SVth
Ward
amuses Nashville frequently.
Bishop Ward, lu company with two
senators, ca'iio forth from a Nash
vlllo reception tho other day and en
tered a wuitUig motor car.
"Ah, blKhip," said one of his com
panions, "yon aro not like your mas
ter, lie was content to ride an a.is."
"Yes," and so should I be," lilshop
"Yes," and so should I be," Bishop
Ward answered, "but there's no such
animal to be got nowadays. They
make them all senators."
There's many a penitent man in the
penitentiary.
Made Him Ridiculous.
Joseph Leitcr, in an Interview on
his yacht Chantecler, said, with a
smile:
"Please quote me accurately. Tn an
interview, you know, the slightest In
accuracy can make a man lidlculon-:.
It Is like the Frenchman, who thought
he had a very fair knowledge of Eng. , ft. out of I1)e."-I'hl!ad,.dphia Tela
llsh, nevertheless, said to a father: graph
"'Aha! You son, he roseuiM you.
A chip off the old blockhead, helii?"
Exchange.
Got Out of the Habit.
"I see you have got a young man
stenographer?"
"Yes."
"Don't you think a pretty girl stenog
rapher adds a great deal to the at
tracts eness of an office?"
"I suppose she does, but I can't
dictate to a woman some-how. I
s'pose It's because I have been mar
ried so long."
Home Vaudeville.
"So you used to be on the stage?"
"Yes'm; and I done a side-splitting
sketch."
"Weil, let's see what you can do in
the way of a wood-splitting sketch."
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UNCLE CALHOUN CPOKE OUT
Answer No Doubt Truthful, But ty Na
Mean Whit the Orator
Desired.
Hooker T. Waul Inglon, contrral ulat
ed by a Nt w York reporter on the
success he bus inudo of hid Ufa, suld
with a smile:
"1 auppimt! 1 iiiUMt bo modest and
dei laie that luck bus hud lunch to do
with my pKxrt'iis, or otherwise I'll
lu Senator iJash' shoes.
".Senator lillsb of Tf llapoosa prided
l.liii.i-if ou his rim.- fr.iiii tho bottom,
for Senator Dush In his youth bad
worked with tuu colored men lu tha
cotton fields,
"Buastlng at a political meMInf
about hi iIk", the M.-nalor biuflod
out I'ntio Calhoun Webster among hla
audience nnd hind'
" 'I see Li iut o me old Calhoun Web
ster, befcide whom, In tho broiling
noiithcrn Hun, I tolled day uficr day.
Now, lad, i ; and g ntlcnu-u, I iippeal
to fin lo t'allK un. Tell tis all, uncle.
Has I, or wan I not, a good man la
the cotton held?'
" 'Yo' uz a good man, renatab,'
the nn d iief-io replied; 'yo' w uz a
good iii an, fo' a fa k, but yo' aut'ny
didn't woric much.' "
Kidding" Worse Than Cutting.
Talk about making good with your
lilendK, a New Orleans man told
everybody he knew that he was going
to Philadelphia for the dual 'jrpos
of seeing the world's baseball series
and having a slight surgical operation
performed. Reaching this city, be
consulted a specialist, and was told
that an operation was not necessary.
"But, doctor," the New Orleans
party urgently interposed, "It must ba
done."
"Why must It?" woudciingly quer
ied the surgeon.
'Because." was the startling re
Joinder of the Southern man, "I told
all the boys at home that I was going
to have an operation pe. formed, and
if T ilnn't niul.-n rnml llipv will kirt til
The Winning Candidate.
Two candidates lor the same o3!c
e;'ine Into a certain town one day.
The one called at a house where a lit
tle girl came to the door. S .Id he:
"SI -sip, will you please bring me a
glass of water?" Having brought the
water, be gave her some candy and
a.'ked: "Did the man ahead ot me
give you candy?" "Y'es, sir." Then
he gave her a nickel and said: "Did
he give you money?" "Yes, sir; he
gave me ten cents." Then, picking
her up, he kissed her and said: "Did
he kiss you?" "Yes, sir, and ho kisse4
mamma, too!"
Had Been Done.
"I never saw such a versatile man;
he can do anything."
"Why stop at 'anything?" "
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