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THE CELINA DEMOCRAT, CELINA, OHIO fcflJL Just How One Washingtonian "Landed" Army Job WASHINGTON. The news columns carry the story of HIH Dearden going to France to be Pershing's secretary; uud thereat probably thousands of young men wondered what manner of man litll Dearden Is and how he came to Ret the Job, Here 18 the utory: IUII bus been secretary to Repre sentative Samuel K. VVlnslow of Mas nuchusetts ever since Wlnslow came to congress. In addition to doing Ids con gressional worlc thoroughly and wVU, looking out for constituents by the dozen, answering letters, landing Jobs for Massachusetts college nieu, and all that, he has been quietly writing a lot 'of interesting magazine stuff. So you jftee Pershing's new secretary Isn't a lloafer. When the war broke out. Bill found himself getting Massachusetts men Into the army as fast as they 'turned up. He had little trouble In mediating for them and they went In. Well, after Bill had shoved scores of men Into the army, he sat down and took stock of himself. He found he was a bit over age and a bit over weight, hut that his disposition was. Just right. He wanted to find a nook for himself In that big military machine, and set about finding It. The first thing thut turned up was the army need for field clerks. That's where BUI thought he would shine. He dfdu't wait to find out what It paid, or whether It paid anythmg. He just took a car to the war department and handed in his card: "I am Representative Wlnslow's secretary. I am familiar with all office wink. My chief pays me such and such a sum over and above the regular iBliownnce for congressional secretary work." "Step Inside," said the officer. That night I met Bill downtown, In the worst fitting and heaviest army uniform ever made, I do believe. But BUI was satisfied. He had found the iright niche. And later, when the army really found out that Bill Dearden has a i record of unbroken excellence at the house office building It sent hlra to General Pershing as the best thing yet discovered In the army field clerk line. And so It was that BUI Deardeu, who had been working political and departmental pull for everybody that asked him for it, fell Into a remarkably good army Job himself, without the slightest kind of influence. Surely There Is a Destiny That Rules Our Ends THERE have always been women and women. There always will be. One, for this instauce, Is a plain soul, as like as a match to all the other plain '8ouIs you see going around alone not being the 6ort of matches that are made In heaven. Still, the cheapest still, she ought to have peaches. And as she turned a corner she bumped Into an oll, old woman who was carrying a basket and talking to herself, as old wmen will. Also, old men. Naturally, the plain soul apologized, and, equally natural, the old woman was only too thankful to be Jostled for the sake of voicing her wall. She had taken home the clean wash, all tucksd under oilcloth to keep it dry, and the lady said she couldn't break a bill tonight, and being as it was so far to come, phe had better take the soiled clothes back with her and she would pay for both washes next week. "She always does me that way and I told her my daughter was 111 in her bed and that I had to buy milk for her baby. But she wouldn't give me my money. And I said my beads all the way going, and the Blessed Mother she didn't help me either " It takes very little to tide over needs sealed to the income of a wash basket, so that was all there was to that, but As the plain soul went back to where she belonged almost forgetting to go to the staud around the corner to buy four peaches for ten cents she said to herself: "I wonder If I was sent out to help? "I wonder who sent me?" Women Workers in Big Demand at Washington THERE'S as much hustle and bustle here when the departments quit work as there Is in an industrial city when the six o'clock whistle blows. Only It doesn't happen at six o'clock here, but nn hour and a half sooner. And a good many of the thousands of clerks who make their way homewards at that time are required to come back after supper beg pardon, after din ner. For Uncle Sntn Is working them hard these days. In spite of the addi tions, there is yet too much work to go around. There's another thing that has been in evidence ever since the boom began. Of the residence contingent, men re beginning to disappear from their usunl haunts. Private employ- in 'lit of more lucrative character than the government afforded them has suddenly been thrown open to them. Men have been going into the array, into the reserve camps, Into the navy, into other occupations directly related to war activities. Their places must be filled. The civil service examina tions have been taken by hosts of American women here and elsewhere, by luany women who never cared to be called Into service, at least by very many who never expected to be called into competition with the best talent in their respective cities. But now the call Is no longer only for the best. The demand for clerks, typewriters and stenographers is so great that those who pass with a fair average are certain to be invited to hil- positions no longer at $600 or $700 a year entrance salary, but nt $1,000. W here formerly the bureau chiefs would accept only those who passed with something over' 00, they are satisfied with those who go to 80, and they are not adamant in that particular, either. Goats Calmly Browse on Streets of the Capital GOATS still graze in Washington, and for many days this summer two species of the family Capra hlrous that being the highly proper family ame for plain goat have been enjoying the herbage on a green plot on upper Sixteenth street. Many comments made about the Harlem goats and their strange appetites have passed away. The goats on Sixteenth street have taken possession of the large piece of va cant land on (he west side of Sixteenth street between Fuller street and Colum bia street. They browse calmly and deliberately across the street from the great house In which Balfour and other members of the British commission to the United Slates hud headquarters, and quite near the French embassy, the Spanish embassy, the marble house of Mrs. Marshall Field and the new build ing that Is being erected as the Cuban legation. ODDS AND ENDS With a vaccine of his invention agulwt hydrophobia an Italian scien tist has saved about 09 per cent of his human patients and even has cured Tabid dogs. In the Olnnt Forest, which is a ta bleland about two miles in diameter, are trees snld by experts to be 4,000 years old. One of them, the largest in the world, hus a circumference at Its base of 209 feet and towers 279.9 feet Into tim air. 2l HI blue head carries its hidden soul of fire, which compensates. The other evening, for one time, she had come out of an nil-day storm Into the friendliness of a lamp that she lighting, with every sense of be ing in for the night, when It suddenly occurred to her that she had forgotten to buy peaches for her breakfast and must go out at once and get them. Not after a while. Now. She didn't want to go back In all thnt weather have been made on the presence of these goats, but they have browsed on without interruption, apparently un conscious of or unconcerned at the at tention they attract. Once upon a time goats were more numerous in the city than they are now, and those that still dwell among us are usually seen In the outlying pnrts of the city. The goat seems to have lost favor as a domestic animal, and even the jokes that used to be Nearly 8,000 loaves of bread a day are turned out by an electric oven In a Toronto bakery. A carriage has been invented to sup port one end of a large saw so tUtt one man can handle it. A Callfornian has patented a ham mer to which nails are fed from paper strips, enabling a man to nail liUis at many times his usual speed. For sprinkling floors of buildings, lawns or streets a one-man wheeled tank has been Invented, from which the water Is forced by compressed air. cm ir Care aid CuMvatioiv S? A fP&i&W 4 X I I I U NATIVE BULBS By LIMA R. ROSE. Ton would nor think one could find faough native bulbs to slock n gurden, but every year I discover some new ones and have high hope for future re searches. The first thing that opens in my wild garden Is the iris. Our mountain sides are covered with it In the spring, ! and the flower stalks on the mountain are seldom more than seven or eight Inches high, but mine are much taller nnd the purple flowers very much larger. Dog-tooth violet comes next, and Is one of my prime favorites. I departed from my usual rule and planted the bulbs In a large jar, which was sunk In the earth and filled with a rich soil of creek loam, leaf mold and fertilizer from the burn. The flowers are much larger than those I found growing by the brook two years ago. The leaves are very tiandsome, rich, dark green, mottled curiously with dark brown and white. The flower Is a clear lemon yellow tinge, with recurved petals about two inches long and durk brown stamens. Besides white and yellow water lilies, I have two others that are na tives. One, a delicate little white beauty, that is called the "fairy lily," the other larger, blooming In early spring and sending up a leafless flower stalk. It Is also white In color. My wake-robins and lady slippers also come on early, in colors pink, white, pale yellow and rich purple. The violet wood sorrel Is quite as pretty as its haughty greenhouse kins folk, its flowers being of a deep violet color instead of reddish purple, nnd Its leaves dark green with a deep choco late zone. I have sometimes succeeded In get ting the anemone to grow, but one va riety only likes me well enough to live through the winter. Buttercups grow for me without any trouble, and I have some queer little bulbs which the colored folks call "Adam and Eve." They have no bloom but the dark green leaves with maroon linings are very pretty. The bulbs are pearly white and look as If they might be good to eat! If you put them In water those that float are Adams and those that sink are Eves 1 Over In his dark, damp den of a corner, covered with wild clematis and wild passion flower, looms up a giant Jack-In-the-Pulplt. He scorns to be called Indian turnip, and much pre fers that you should note the resem blance between his purplish-black and yellow striped spathe and the queen ly calla. In the late autumn when the cloniatls festoons his pulpit with cream-colored sprays, the spathe will be gone and In its place will flame a spike of scarlet berries. PROPAGATING BY CUTTING By W. R. GILBERT. Where thousands of plants are grown for positions" in the open air during the summer, this Is an Important oper ation from March onward. Consider able forethought and knowledge of the , . r W&4 if" 8plr. Wffifflt work are necessary to obtain the plants In suitable condition aud In sufficient numbers, when the time for plnatlng out arrives. Although decried by some, the scar let geranium still has hosts of admir ers, especially since the Introduction of the variety Paul Crampel. Cuttings of the varieties of which the numbers are short can be inserted now. These may be obtained from the old plants lifted from the beds In the au tumn, or a few tops may be taken off the strongest of the young plants. In serted In light, sandy soli they will soon root on a shelf in a warm house. Cuttings of ireslne, coleus, ageratum, heliotrope, verbena, fuchsia, librou rooted begonia, etc., when required in quantity, should be Inserted in a bed of sand made up in a propagating frame with bottom heat. Three inches of sand will be sufficient, and if this is made firm, well supplied with water and a bottom heat of 75 to SO degrees maintained, many of the cuttings will be rooted in a week and ready for pot ting up singly in small pots. Remaining iu the sand such a short time, they can be dibbled In close to gether. Lobelias, altermnntheras and mesem bryuuthemums can also be increased by the thousands in this way. Provided there is good stock of old plants on hand, March is soon enough to commence propagating. Early in February dahlia tubers, of which a large stock is required, may be brought into the propagating house, placed on the stage, partly burying the tubers in leaf mold, plenty of shoots will soon push out. When these are about three Inches in length they should be tuken off with a slight heel and If inserted In a sand bed they will soon root. ' A list of the quantities of plants re quired should be made and the num bers entered ns they are rooted. This may have much trouble when the time comes for planting out. PANSIES Pansles come into when the sown in midsummer will bloom late in the season weather Is cool and give some very fine flowers. , Probably His Best. Lillian's father had been traveling for his health and the little girl hadn't seen him for a year. When he went away he was thin and pale nnd wore a Vandyke beard and a mustache. Lil lian was called downstairs and looked the big, clean-shaven man over shy ly. When asked if she knew who it was, she answered thoughtfully : "I I think It's a friend of my papa's." Let In the Sun. A shuttered window does not put out the sun, but it keeps It out. Discon tent in a girl's heart does not change the beauty and helpfulness there Is all nbout her, but it keeps her from discovering It. Open the shutters of the soul's windows. It will not make any difference to the sunshine, but It will make all the difference In the world to vou. Exchange. Kind Fate J By George Elmer G)bb (Copyright. 1U17, by W. O. Chapman.! It was u pitiable situation, and the two most Involved lu the sumo sat with others on the rear platform of (he o! scrvntlon car of the Overland Limited, silently viewing the darkening land scape. It had been a hot day and the sleeping coach was close nnd stuny. The train had been shunted on a Kill ing near a wretched little hamlet, their engine having broken down, and the crew were awaiting the arrival of a substitute locomotive. "You will find Anlce no better, Ros coe," spoke hln companion In a low anxious tone. "Why do you go through this ordeal twice each year, when she has every care, every luxury that mqney and affection can provide?" "Because I hunger for the old-time love," came the answer In accents of deep emotion. "I enn nt least see Anlce at a distance; I can feed my sor rowing heart on the hope that some day she will be restored to us." "I fenr your hopes are baseless," murmured Eda Walters. "Anlce over and over reviews the conviction that it was your fault thr.t little Pearl was drowned. Her love for you has grown Into a perversion where she shrinks with dread, almost hatred, at the mere mention of your name." It wns a snd tragedy. Roscoe Vnr ner nnd his wife, Anlce, had led a happy life for fifteen years, her sister, Eda. living with them. Varner was wealthy nnd life was one placid day of sunshine and happiness. Pearl, their only child, had gone with her father on one of his business trips to a distant city. One section of the route was on a steamer line. Amid the riot and con fusion of a sudden storm little Tenrl had been swept overboard and drowned. Her body wns recovered, but her mother never saw the face of her dear one again. When the dreadful news reached Mrs. Vnrner she wns ut terly crushed. For months she lay In n fever nnd delirium. When she enme back to life again her mind was a "Brother, Quick," She Breathed Ex citedly. wreck. Her physician reported his be lief that she would never recover her full reason nnd advised that she be re moved permanently to some distant re treat. An Isolated but beautiful estate In California was purchased by her de voted husband. Eda, the sister, became her nurse and guardian. From the first Mrs. Varner evinced the deepest dislike for her husband. To him she ascribed all the blame for the loss of her little one. She seemed to entertain a consuming hatred for him whenever he wns In her presence, fly ing into the most unreasonable pas sion. The phj-slclnns declnred thnt this delusion must be catered to. Thenceforth, twice a year, when Eda came East for a brief visit to her parents, leaving her sister under com petent enre, Varner accompanied her bnck to the California home. There he would linger about the beautiful country place, never reveal ing himself to the wife he Idolized, but from careening shrubbery, or peering through open windows he Would catch vagrant glimpses of Anlce. Her mood hnd changed to more quietude, but there was not a dny thnt she did not refer to her lost dnrllng. "And he took her away, the mon ster 1" she would rave. "He has hidden her. He has given her to some new mother he loves better than he does me. Oh, cruel ! Cruel !" This had been the mournful routine of five long years. For the tenth time Roscoe Varner was once more entered upon the-hapless hegtra, to go back to his lonely life In the Eastern city nnd endure its wretchedness, only be cause six months ahead he would again see the wife to whom he dared not re veal himself. And now, though both these loyal sonls never dreamed It, fnte was weaving a strange crisis in the tragedy that had wrecked their lives. Two years previous a bright-eyed beautiful girl of twelve had been farmed out from an orphan's home to Levi Gore, a man of fnmlly having a small slovenly cared-for farm not more thnn a mile from the railroad siding where the Overland Limited wns now stalled.. She had never known father nor mother. She had never received love or sympathy, though her longing childish henrt crnved the same hun grily. The Gores made a slave of her. Mrs. Gore beat her. Upon that event ful night, with a great stick the old bnrrldnn had Ptarted to belnbor the frightened child for some trivial re missness. Wanda had fled. A big brutnl son of the household was sent to bring her back. The chase led ft' lownward. Exhausted, oesperai", lit tie Wanda had reached Ihe ulifliiB. She sprana up the steps of one of the car, entered a deserted sleeping conch and dodged behind the curtains of a made up berth. There she lay, panting and uncertain, and lapsed into slumber. Within nn hour the train started up. Miss Walters went to her berth, bid ding her brother-in-law, who occupied n section nt the end of the smile coach, good night. With a strangely per turbed face she came back to him ab ruptly, "Brother, quick!" she breathed ex citedly, "the strangest thing I Look, oh. look !" She had led Varner bnck to her berth nnd opened tho curtains. The elec tric reading lamnhnd been turned on. Its rndlnnce flooded tho faco of 4lie sleeping child. Roscoe Varner uttered a shnrp cry. "How like!" he gasped. "The sweet dimpled chin, the golden hair oh, Ednl It Is like a wraith from the past. How enme she here?" "I do not know. Poor, dear crea ture! I will awuken her. Roscoe, If you have the same thought as I myself, then destiny may be kind to us." Upon the mentality of both there hnd flushed nn extrnordlnnry suggestion. This child wns not unlike the lost one If they could keep her, what might not the effect be upon the bereft Mrs. Varner! Gently Miss Walters nwoko tho sleeping girl. There wns little dif ficulty experienced In gleaning from her the story of her past life. One week later, n strange, n thrilling scene wns enncted nt the beautiful country home where Anlce Varner wns to continue her Isolated life, but no longer amid gloom nnd unlmpplness. When It wns decided by Vnrner nnd Miss Walters that they could do ns they chose with Wnndn, they armnged for her to continue the journey with them. At their terminus, they were pleased nnd astonished to realize how fully the bright wistful little creature could be Influenced ,to nsslst them In coming Into the life of Mrs. Vnrner ns the restored child who hnd been drowned. The henrt longing of the lonely cnstnwny made her cling to these new good friends with nrdor nnd delight, glnd nnd willing to follow out their every bidding. It wns nil arranged how Miss Wnl ters should lend her sister to n spot where, In a rustle nrbor, Vnrner should be sented, Wnndn upon his knee, he rending to her from n book. The stnrtllng confrontation for a moment bewildered the Invnlld. Then she rushed forwnrd In the wildest Joy. "Oh, my husband ! you hnve brought bnck our lost one. Penrl ! Pearl !" nnd, c'nsplng Wanda In her nrms, Mrs. Var ner fainted nwny. She awoke to bosrln n new life, with only one reigning thought In her mind to nil day long wnnder nbout the benutlful home spot, content only when Vnrner or Wnndn were with her. They never told her the truth. It wns merelfnl to nllow her to believe thnt Wnndn wns really her lost Penrl. And Wanda never made tbe least mis step calculated to undeceive her ah ! too fervently she cherished this new mother love, thnt glorified her life with perpetnnl serenity nnd hnpnlness. STREET BUILT OVER RIVER Stream Boarded Over to Make High way Because It Was Only Spot Level Enough for Purpose. The Slocan Is the nnme given to the picturesque mining district of south western Canada, that has known the romnnce of n big boom, the slow trng edy of decline nnd desertion, nnd the pulse of renewed prosperity nnd ac tivity, nil within the memory of men still young enough for military serv ice. Twenty years ago the rush wns on, nnd nil the mad scramble nnd lnv Ish spending of Lendvllle nnd the Klon dike were being re-enacted in Kaslo nnd Nelson nnd Sandon nnd the rest of the little mining enmps. In Sandon they boarded over the river to mnke the single city street, becnuse the can yon walls were too steep to lay it any where else. Knslo grew overnight Into a budding metropolis. The drop In sliver spelled temporary disaster to the Slocan, nnd men who were too Impatient to do with less thnn the hope of a fortune a week poured out ns fast ns they had rushed In. They left many a deep-burled low grade ore vein behind them for the patient and methodical work of some powerful syndicate to open up and ex ploit. They threw aside as not worth bothering. with the zinc ores that the war has almost classed among the pre cious metals. So the future of the Slocan district may yet be as pros perous and a good deal more solidly founded than Its past. Credit Claimed for Negro. It was a wandering negro minstrel who wrote "Listen to the Mocking Bird." That Is, this is the claim of negro investigators. The understand ing of the white race is thnt the author of the song, which, because of its long popularity may be said to be estab lished as a great song, was Septimus Winner. The claim of the negro au thorities Is that the composer of the song was George Melburn, and that It was set to music by Septimus Winner, a white man, who, according to the negro year book, "got the credit and the financial profits." Bees' Eyesight. Odor Is given flowers to attract In sects, It may be, but bright colors are not, ns It Is conceded that Insects are very near-sighted und can make cut objects clearly but six feet away, nnd scientists state -that bees, Wasps nnd hornets can see but two feet clearly. When a boy the writer knows they could see his two feet clearly at least a hundred feet away, also the remain der of his body was clearly discerned at the same "respectable" distance Exchange. A Suggestion. "They want some particularly strike lng features to introduce in our so ciety minstrel show." 'Why not hnve a few skeletons out of closets to rattle their bones?" An Addition. ' "Do you like songs without words?" "Tes, and I would like them still more if they could only be given by voiceless singers." SOME QUEER RENTS One Man Sends King George al Bucket of Snow Yearly. Another Gives British Ruler Bowl of Porridge for Use of Great Estate City of London Contribute Two Pieces of Firewood. On Juno 8, the date of Waterloo, Ihe Duke of Wellington paid King (eorge Ihe runt for Strathfleldsaye, the estate presented to the Iron Duke for bis great victory. The "rent," duly entered in the king's rent book, Is a miniature napoleonlc standard, which will rest for a year In the guard room at Windsor above the bust of Welling ton. The owner of the Foulls estate In Scotland pays rent to the king for these lands by sending hi in a bucket ful of snow every year, says London Tlt-Blts. As Ben Nevis, the highest mountain In Britain, Is handy, nnd as snow lies on It sometimes the whole year round, and always well Into sum mer, a small bucketful can generally be obtained ! Doubtless the king might have more If he wanted It, but this last winter, at least, he has had ns much ns he wants nearer home! On the other hand, (he tenant of Crendon, In Bucks, has to send a gar land of roses to the king as rent for his estate every year. Doubtless he does the thing well roses piled up and running over. It Is more thnn probable that the queen looks forward to this rose rent day! ' The lord of the mnnor of Addlngton has one of the most comical rents of all to pay to our genial king, nnd If the king ever looks down his rent roll he must he hugely tickled, especially In Jhese days of food shortnge. The rent Is a bowl of jMirridge. As the king Is said not to appreciate porridge, per haps the rent Is winked at! The holder of the Corbet estates un dertakes to provide the king with a flitch of bacon during the whole time he Is leading his troops In person. He has thus escaped rent since George II led at Dettlngen, for, though doubt less George IV would gladly lead his armies to battle, he knows It to be fur wiser to lenve It to the experts. A short time ngo the king's stock of fuel wns Increased by the addition of two faggots. These came from the corporation of London as rent for cer tain lands. The city remembrancer had duly to attend at the law courts with the faggots und get a quit-receipt for them. Kut the funniest of nil rents on the king's rent book Is the one which In sists on the holders of certain lands down Dover way holding the king's head when he Is seasick ! As King George, like bis great-uncle, William IV., Is a sailor king, and has traveled farther, by thousands of miles, than any monarch either of this or any other age, It Is not likely that he will call on anybody to pay this curi ous rent. Respect the Flag. Proper use of the United States flag means much to American patriotism. Never let the flag touch the ground. Fold It carefully whenever It Is taken down. Never knot, tie, or crumple It. Never hoist the flag before sunrise or after eight o'clock In the morning. Take it down at sunset, also during storms. Outdoors, It should be hung from a pole, if possible, at least so that It can wave. When flying with other emblems, the Hag should be placed to the right. Fly the ling nt half-mast only to In dicate mourning for the death of a dis tinguished public person. When fly ing tbe flag at half-mast, first raise it to the top of the pole. When the flag is formally raised, each person present should stand at attention with hand raised to forehead waiting for the salute. Six Days From Tree to House. At Camp Taylor, near Louisville, one of the administration buildings is said to have been built partly of lum ber cut from a Mississippi pine forest ,less than a week before. The trees were felled and went through the mill Saturday, were kilndrled Sunday, loaded Monday on special cars com mnndeered by the government, rshed to Louisville at almost passenger schedule time, and when the carpen ters at Camp Taylor laid down their tools nt the end of work the following Saturday men were moving desks and other office paraphernalia Into a house which had been part of the forest six days previously. Internationally Known Americana. "Forty years ngo," says President Butler of Columbia university in the Youth's Companion, "you could counb on the fingers of one hnud those Americans who had nn international reputation of any sort for scholarly endeavor. Today the number of such Americans Is very considerable. The price that hns been paid for that gain, calculated in terms of personality, of breadth of view, of deep human sym pathy and of genuine wisdom, has been rather high. It is my own belief that this phenomenon Is, however, purely temporary." Largest American Flag. The city of St. Louis, Mo., possesses the largest American flng in existence, as far as is known. It Is 150 feet long and 78 feet wide. Each of the thir teen stripes Is 6 feet wide. Imagine ii plot of ground containing 11,700 "liinre feet almost one-quarter of an acre nnd you will have nn idea of the size of the flag. When used in parades it requires 200 people to enrry It. But on account of its great width it ennnot be carried through many of the streets of the city. Popular Science Mouthly. Frenchman a Soldier at Eighty-One. The French army probably contains the oldest soldier in the world in the person of one Montsarrat, who ia tlghty-one years old. He was for more than two years In captivity,-having been taken at Lille by the Germans, 'who decided that he was harmless, and liberated him. As soon as he arrived in Paris, however, he enlisted, and ia noxious to seek vengenuee. t 1