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THE CELINA DEMOCRAT, CELINA, OHIO
WOMAN NOW IN PEBFECTHEALTH What Came From Reading a Pinkham Adver tisement p?ter, V:, 3,-r"1 Uiank yon ' the Lydia E. I'inkham remedies at ther I nave made me well and healthy. Some- timo ago I felt so run down, had pains in my back and aide, wai very irregular, tired, nervous, had such bad dreams. did not feel llkeeat inff and bad short breath. I read your advertisement in the newspapers and decided to try a bottle of Lydia E. Fink ham's Vegetable Compound. It worked from the first bottle, so I took a second and a third, also a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkhara'a Blood Purifier, and now I am just as well as any other woman. I ad vise every woman, single or married, Who is troubled with any of the afore said ailments, to try your wonderful Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier and I am aure they will help her to get rid of her troublea aa they did me." Mrs. Elsie J. Van her Sande, 86 No. York St, Paterson, N. J. Write the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., (confidential) Lynn, Mass, if you Deed special advi :e. Pi ill! if. sra vh Ill LIMBS MADE OF CARDBOARD Artificial Leg, Invented by Danlih Doc tor, Enables Wearer to Walk 6oon After Amputation. A PiiiiIhIi doctor at li hoNiiltnl lu I'lirU bus liivinicd u curUlMiurU li'ii wlilch omililca the weuriT to go about without criitclicM two (in j after III IIiiiIi litis been uiuputated. The muti-rlula unutl are two nli'tK of cardboard ubout tlireo-fdxU'vnth of tin hull thick, mid handajjfH soaked In a march solution. After careful mean iirciiientM have been taken the card hoard In cut Into what look llko two peK-tops, which after belntf aouked in llio buih fold round each other uud are Hecured with liaiidaKi'4. The principle m that of an puis In a cup, and the patient can wear tlio lejt long before tho wound In completely healed. Il, ran Hium j;et nlr and cxer cixe, which It In uniiiiII.v ImpoHtdlilo to olilaln at tills pIiiinc of IiIn coiivhIok I'ence; also he Iiiin to milTer none of the liK'onvenleiiceN of criltrheM, a sties' Niiilirlnj; for IiIn need. The ley, prop erly treated, InstH from nIx montliN tu u year, by which time n permanent ai'tlllclal limb In ready to be fitted. USE ALL APPLES YOU CAN TO SAVE FOOD FOR ALLIES 3P Soja Beans. Never uaed much In this country until the packers of Alice Pork and Beans discovered how to put them up. Now everybody wants them. Adv. China's one mutual life liiHiirance co'iipiiny Inst year paid ifSliO.OOO In HllllllW. ArrT ify) 1 Feed the Fighters ! Win the War ! ! Harvest the Crops Save the Yields On the battle fields of France and Flanders, the United States boys and the Canadian boys are fighting side by side to win for the World the freedom that Prus sianism would destroy. While doing this they must be fed and every ounce of muscle that can be requisitioned must go into use to save this year's crop. A short harvest period requires the combined forces of the two countries in team work, such as the soldier boys in France and Flanders are demonstrating. Thi Combined Fighters In Francs and Flandirs and Ihi Combined Harvesters In America WILL Bring the Allied Victory Nearer. A reciprocal arrangement for the use of farm worker hu been perfected between the Depart ment of the Interior of Canada and the Department of Labor and Agriculture of the United Slates, under which it ia proposed to permit the harvester that are now engaged in the wheat held of Okla homa. Kansas. Iowa, North Dakota. South Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota and Wisconsin to aiove ?,ver ,n,. cnada- w',n th Privilege of later returning to the United States, when the crops in ths United States have been conserved, and help to save the enormous cropa in Canada which by that time will be ready for harvesting. HELP YOUR CANADIAN NEIGHBOURS WHEN YOUR OWN CROP IS HARVESTED 1 1 1 Canada Wants 40,000 Harvest Hands to Take Cara of Its 13,000,000 ACRE WHEAT FIELD. One cent a mile railway fare from the International boundary line to destination and the asm (at returning to the International Boundary, High Wages, Good Board, Comfortable Lodgings. An Identification Card issued at the boundary by a Canadian Immigration Officer will aruaran tee no trouble in returning to the United States, AS SOON AS YOUR OWN HARVEST IS SAVED, move northward and assist your Canadian neighbour in harvesting his-.m this way do your bit in helping "Win the War'". For particulars as to routes, identification cards and place where employment may be bad, apply to Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to W.iNeuVrT.RoaaoZbffVwaSUuff BU , iWUjuptus, las. Canadian Government Agents. HOW INSANITY HAS GAINED Increase in United States Revealed by Census Taken by National Com mittee for Mental Hygiene. Insanity in the United States Is de cidedly on the lnrrease. This fact is revealed by reti.son of a census taken of the Insane, feelile-nilniled, epileptics. Inebriates and drug addicts by the JVutiouiil Committee for Mental Hy giene. Analysis of this census l.s found In the Mental Hygiene. It was com piled by Horatio M. Pollack, stntlstii I nn of lie New York State Hospital commission, and Klith M. Furhush, statistician of the National Committee for Mental Hygiene. The fafleral census bureau estimates that the increase of population from April 15, 1910, to January 1, 1017, wns 11.80 per cent. The same government agency found in 1910 that the number of Insane In institutions was 187,791. The census taken In the present year revealed 234,0.r5 Insane persons In In stitutions. Thus the increose In the Insane In Institutions during the corre sponding period was 21.84 per cent, a growth more than double that of the general population. Moreover, the rate of Increase of the Insane In Institutions was relatively greater than that of the general popu lation In every state except Arizona, Kunsas, Mississippi, Nevadn and South Carolina. Illinois Is one of the states In which the disparity between growth of population and Increase In Insanity has been greatest. In this state the population increase wits 9.84 per cent, as compared with a percentage of Increase of insane in Institutions of 27.38. The neighboring state of Indi ana shows an even greater disparity, with percentages of 4.C4 und 27.44 respectively. Crops on Wheels, Kuniper crops In New Jersey are being put on wheels and rolled right Into .the city markets, fresher and faster this year than ever before, and for the first time since the grow ing of perishable products became nn extensive Industry In the state the farmers feel themselves to some de gree Independent of railroad schdules and freight rates. Motor trucks have solved the prob lem of fast delivery for Jersey farm ers. Hundreds of big cars, some of them with a currying capacity of sev eral tons, have been put on the roads between the farms and markets this season. Many of these auto trucks are owned by the farmers themselves having been purchased to replace horses and market wugons. Human Automaton Hypnotized Fellow Passeng CHICAGO. Home from the country by cor choo-choo: On a front "eat, a couple of tobaceo-nuld farmers arguing potatoes. IVhlnd them a tllsiua! man In a duster exposing the shallow trickeries of a prlise package of figs. Kitting around In spots, Job-lot human ity that Included ribbon-bow young' Hters and fat-Jowled babies with uioth- II era attached, and off to herself a I wuiiiun in a mourning snnwi and crepo veil both rusty who sat up with ramroddy stiffness, wagging a fan be tween shabby kidded fingers nnd slow ly shaking her head, right-left, right left Just like that right-left. right Hack of everybody a plain, do serving soul who hud skidded off for a week-rmd In the bright hope thut a patch of plney woods with the bay In front and truly clabber-and-cgg pone, would eiutblo a certain, person to keep on digging dime-value intelligence out orm in uruins wiinout having to use a pickax. And tdi3 was on her way home, etlll snllllng briny breezes plced with cones, when alio noticed the womun with a head. Then she tried to read her magazine. Then she gnzed out of the window. Then alio looked again at the woman who was. Blinking her head: right-left, right-left; on and on, and on You have curious and entirely foolish and likewise Impertinent wonder lngs at sight of a head like thut: Had It been ewajlig with How relentlessness nil the vnnn thn t.i t.ir wns changing from the brown of girlhood to tho gray wisps of uge? Did it roll restlessly on her pillow the night long? And would It stop when she was dead? You can't eny one word against Mr. Mcsmerl The psychic somothlng-or-other that ho gave his name to so hypnotized the womun that when a com rade welcomed her at the station the first word she said waa: "Hello, Ann I What are you shaking your head for?" Pat Wasn't Exactly Poor, but Had His "Wants" MACON, GA. Word came to .some charitably disposed persons that the high cost of living had hit Uncle Totsy Rutherford, a negro man, and his aged wife, Aunt Jane, so hard that the wolf was right at the door of their little cabin on the Charlton bottoms, near Macon, Ga. So they got a big cur nnd went out as a relief party. "Yes, m," Aunt Jane said as she came out from her shanty to receive her guests, "Patsy's been complalnin' awful 'bout these ha'd times. Ole man most frets hisself to death, he docs." "Where is Uncle Pat, today?" asked a member of the party as he lifted a well-filled bosket from the car. "Down on the river fishln'; never seed such a man to fish. He caught a ten-pound buffalo ylst'day, an' lot o small fries more'n we needed an' we divided with the neighbors." She looked as though she felt generous. "Fish are good eating," remarked a Samaritan wistfully. . "Yes," admitted Aunt Jane, "an' so's young rabbits and squirrels there's a heap of 'era in the woods now, an' when the ole man ain't flshln he's huntln'. I looks after the garden. We got onions an lettuces an 'taters nn' cabbages 'nuff to sen' to the army. Would you folks like to take some home wld yo'?" and she started to show where her garden treasures were staked oat "Look here, Aunt June," said the puzzled emissary to the down-and- outers, "we heard you folks were hard up and we came to help you out, but It " "It's Pat dat's hard up," the old woman explained. "Never seed a man complain so." "Complain I And you giving food to the neighbors?" "Yes, gah, he's always complnlnin', Pat is; suys since the legal auction 'lection he can't get no mo' beer an' is you-all goln'? Well, I's bilged to yo' for callln'. I'll tell Pat yo was heah. Good mawnin'." Americans Should Eat Fruit and Vegetables So Meat and Wheat May Be Sent Overseas. Hone Chcitnuti as Food, An ell'ori Is ln'iiiif iniide to adiiit the : horse clirMnuix In ill.- Iiiiiiiiio tlietiuy. The ii tit h iir more than, half suin-li mid sugar, with mhiic proU'lo und fat, , nnd lire nutritious. Their value rhlrtly depends oil the flliiilliutlon of the blt- tor elements and the Irritutlng stipoul ilke glucosldcM. YES! MAGICALLY! CORNS LIFT OUT WITH FINGERS Such Is Fame. Many years ago Wilbur D. Nesbit, the author of "Your Flag and My Flag," was known to the little village of Cedarvllle, O., his native home, as only one of the neighborhood. Re cently he returned to Cedarvllle after a long absence. Of course, his coming was heralded by the local newspaper, so he was expected. When he wns walking, quietly through the town (he tells the tale himself), he overheard this conversation between two old vil lagers : "I understand by the paper that Will Nesbit Is back In town today." ho they sny. I wonder what he looks like now?" "Oh, he didn't ever amount to ran A. He went off to college and that 1 about the last good he ever did." "And to think what he Is doln' now. Of all the easy things, writln' poetry I You say to the drug store man, "Give me a small bottle of freezone." This will cost very little but will positively remove every hard or soft corn or callus from one's feet A few drops of this new ether com pound applied directly upon a tender, aching corn relieves the soreness In stantly, and soon the entire corn or callus, root and all, dries up and can be lifted off with the fingers. This new way to rid one's feet of corns wns introduced by a Cincinnati man, who says that freezone dries in a moment, and simply shrivels up the corn or callus without Irritating the surrounding skin. If your druggist hasn't any freezone tell him to order a small bottle from his wholesale drug house for you. adv. Governed by Impulse. "Any questions?" asked the Instruc tor of the Second battery of the Ninth division, after the completion of a morning period which the men had spent on horseback at Fort Harrison. "Cnptain." answered Ralph Lockwood of Indianapolis, "wouldn't It be possi ble to develop artillery horses that would start and stop like automobiles, and vould guide with a steering wheel? This horse I have seems to be governed by Impulses over which I have no control." Indianapolis News. His Occupation Was "Chatting With Mermaid" INDIANAPOLIS. He eat on a rock and talked to a mermaid. That was the regular Job of Axel Thraln, alias Walter Mnrlow, according to his wife,' who lives at 729 Rochester avenue. Thraln gave up this ideal summer voca tion recently, however, largely because his wife objected nnd the story cropped out in Juvenile court "What does your husband do?" Judge I.nhr asked the wife when she had detailed a list of alleged wrongs. "He sits on, a rock and talks to a merry maid " "Talks to what?" the court de manded, while a broad grin overspread the face of the husband. "Talks to a merry maid or mere maid, or something like that," was the reply. You see, Judge, my husband Is an actor and that was his part iu the show. ' The court cocked Its head owl fashion and voiced a deep "Ahem !": "Oh, I begin to understand," the court replied. Then tho Wife went on to explain she was not Jealous of her husband nor did she begrudge him his tete-a-tetes with the sea-gblng creature, since that was. his part in the show with which he traveled. She declared, how ever, ne apparently was so engrossed In his conversation with the nainted duughter of Neptune that he forgot to provide for his wife and child. it was disclosed also that Thraln registered for conscrlntion under his stage name of Marlow, but his attorney Insisted there had been no intent to evade the call for military service. When he was permitted to talk, the husband said he had broken off rhn chat with the mermaid and was working for a patent belt company. He was released on nis promise to pay $5 a week for the support of his child and provide a home for his wife, and the case was taken under advisement for 60 days. The Reason. "Let that man down easv." "Why should I?" "Because he's so hard up." "No bowl is too big when it holds toasties TTl aa They Satisfy Hungry Folks. Alice Pork and Beans are part Navy and part Soja Beuns. Try them and see how much better they are than or dinary tinned brand. Your grocer can supply you. Adv. Good Policy. "I never Interfere with other peo ple's affairs." "No?" "No, I stopped that years ago, when I checked up and found that all the money I had ever made came from minding my own business." Cool Bath Not Appreciated by New Yorkers NEW YORK. Two street cleaners with a fire hose were the unwitting cause of thrusting Broadway and Wall street into a particular brand of fame, and stenographer coming out of the surrounding office buildings added the touch of art and color as well. The street cleaners were In the act of flushing Broadway. Suddenly the street cleaner hold ing the nozzle lost control of It and it flopped out of his hands. For three minutes Broadway and Wall street had the liveliest and funniest session that busy section has seen in many months. The hose wriggled about on the pavement like a great serpent and the heavy brass nozzle, snnntinir a torrent- of water, switched Impartially from one side of Broadway to the other. The hundreds of pedestrians ran into' office buildings, bank doorways and down Into the subway. The nozzle, lashing the pavement in every direction, sent water over the monuments In Trinity churchyard, against the windows of oanks, and wet the clothes of those who were slow In finding refuge. Ihe street cleaners became confused and forgot to turn off the water at the hydrant, but, with the crowd, sought safety. The excitement continued for three minutes, until someone dared the torrent and ran to the hydrant, shutting off tho stream. The hose ceased to wriggle, and among the hundreds who returned to the sidewalks there were scores who had been wet through to the skin. Many of them were girls. Our allies In war 'against the kulser are very much In need of meat and wheat. If they. are to pull through the fall and winter successfully, we must semi them all of these staples we can. It will be necessary for Ainerleiins at home to cut more perishable food ar- tlrles like fruit nnd vegetables -thut cannot well be sent abroad, ror this reason I'nele Sum's food administration In taking the keenest Interest lu this year's apple crop. The government wants us to eat more nip ples than ever before so that the wheat ami meat supplies may go Jo help win the wur. A campaign of ed ucation along this line Is soon to start. This year's apple crop calls for In telligent handling. The latest govern ment reports Indicate a crop of about UHMMKl.IKH) bushels. That is u little below normal. Good prices are assured for ull honestly packed, first quality apples, and also for honestly packed, selected second grades, which govern ment experts say can be put Into stor age. When the crop Is big It does not pay to store second grades, but this year, despite the fact that we cannot ship our usuul 2.WM),000 barrels of ap ples abroad, because shipping space Is precious, we should lie able to get fair prices for nil good apples at home. Careless packing of poor quality fruit has always been one of the chief causes of market Instability mid un satisfactory prices to the growers. This year the whole apple Industry Is co-operating to remove this market handicap. There has never been an apple year such as this one Is going to be. Growers have never been able to get together and engage and finance n national educational campaign among consumers to Increase apple consumption. This year the situation makes It necessary for the United States government, through the food administration, to conduct n consum er's campaign of publicity on behalf of the apple. This campaign will begin while the crop Is being sent to market, and will probably continue until the lust apple Is eaten up late next spring. So the grower lias three great Incen tives for grading, packing and storing this crop with especial care. 1. It Is a good crop and calls for care. 2. The government will encourage apple eating and apple storage aud will discourage speculation that raises the price abnormally. 3. We must eat up nt home more than two million barrels of apples, which would ordinarily be exported. To get the best of the crop to the market In prime condition it must be picked carefully at the time of ma turity und promptly cooled In tem porary storage, and then f-killfully graded and packed. Second-grade fruit should not go Into barrels or boxes. If It cannot be marketed in hulk in near-by consuming centers, then It should he worked up Into by products along with the culls. There has been a gratifying Im provement in apple marketing the past two or three years. Western apples are boxed to strictly honest standards, by the great co-operative growers' or ganizations In Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho and Colorado. The eastern barrel apple has also been wonderfully Improved hi New York nnd other states. Because apples are honestly packed and give the best pos sible value for the money, there Is an Increase In tho consumer demand. Re tail merchants who were formerly al most afraid to buy apples iu barrels, because they were notr sure of getting marketable values for their money, are now buying freely and in confi dence. This good work makes It pos sible for the government to go further and encourage the use of apples as a war-time food measure. Because the bulk of the crop will be picked by volunteer workers this year, and put into common storage until tn$ grower can find time to grade and pack, there wiil be an opportunity to give closer personal attention to the grading and packing than might be the case if the crop were handled as In pence times. For the grower who de sires Instructions in apple packing, the department of agriculture at Wash ington has information In bulletin form. These bulletins enn be secured free by writing to the department Growers will do well to obtain a few copies for their pickers and puckers. Just So. ".Mrs. .Tones told lue those new furs of hers came from the urctlc re gions. ' "What a farfetched story!" .lapiin bus 1..'t'H knitting mills. Borne folHs like Vtn better cold end some folks like 'em bolter hoi - Mint's a uunter of faste. But ever.vl t like Alice 1'ork ud Hcunn one wuy or the other. Adv. Slight Mia;ak. "I must hs.v this khaki skirt is ii Iron fit." "You're In wrong, autle, the boy's tent oU huve on." I'liuipiruf. That is When away. tiie cuts pluy the mice get If a iiinn intends solely to Ills own r.uslncsn he has u good steady job. A tV-essage to Pothers YOU know the real human doctors right around in your neighborhood X the doctors made of flesh and blood just like you : the doctors with souls and hearts : those men who are responding to your call in the dead of night at readily as in the broad daylight; they are ready to tell you the good thut Fletcher's Castoria has done, ia doing and will do, from their experience and tbeir love for children. Fletcher's Castoria is nothing new. We are not asking you to try an experiment. We just want to impress upon you tie importance of buying Fletcher's. Your physician will tell you this, as he knows there are a num ber of imitations on the market, and be is particularly interested in the welfare of your baby. Genuine Castoria always bear the signature of f - s Liberal Mter of Wheat Land to Settlers aam .w r rtrr. is open to you to every farmer or farmer's son wno is anxious to estaousn ior himself a happy home and prosperity. Canada's hearty invitation this year is more attractive than ever. Wheat is much higher but her fertile farm land just as cheap, and in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskat chewan and Alberta 1 60 Aot BsatttMsi Ait Acraillr Fnt to Settltn us Otto Una SslJ at fran $15 to $20 serAat Ths great demand for Canadian Wheat will keep up the price. Where a farmer can get near K for wheat and raise 20 to tb bushels to the acre he is bound to males money that's what you can expect in Western Canada. Won derful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flas. Mised Farmine in Western Canada ia iuiiy as profitable an industry as grain raising. Trie excellent g ramies, fntl of nutrition, are tlw only fcxHl required eltbtr tor beef or dairy purpmeB Good sr huols. churches, market convonienl. climate ei'-ellent. Tb re Is an aniuual demand for farm latior to replace the mac? voting oieo wbo have volunteered for the war. Write for literature and rartlctiltiro as to reduced railway rales to Hnpuof uiuiit'i&uoa, cttawa. Can., or to W. S. Nethery. Room 82, Interurbaa 6tatioa Bldg.. Columbus, O I J. M. MacLachlan, 215 Traction-Terminal Bids., Indiana. polu, lad. Canadian Government Agents il .1 ' 'Z mm e ,v if r t, 1 K'WVtl SMfoiiMn 7 1 r't WE ARE SAMPLING IHE UNITED STATES With HEXINE VEGETABLE COMPOUND, acknowledged wherever uned to be the very beat remedy for Indigestion, Constipation and all Stomach and Bowel troubles. Samples make cus tomers they are our mont elluctlve advertiHliifr. Pure, wholesome Roots aud Burku; sent la dry ponder form for convenience In mailing;. Just mix lu a half pint of water and take ao cording; to directions. A letter or post card brings yon a half pint sample by return maLU Buudreds of testimonials. Write today. THK EX1NK CO., Box K, Camden, Maine. Alert for ths Future. "You've got a lot of weeds in your garden." 'Trotty fine weeds, too, don't you think?" rejoined Mr. Crosslots. "Surely you are not nursing them Jilnnjr?" "Yes, sir. I've heen finding out that so many new things are edible thut I'm holding out to see whether sci ence won't discover some wuy of fry ing the Jimpson or stewing the burdock." PREPAREDNESS. Prepare for next washday by taking home Red Cross Ball Blue. A sic any good grocer. Red Cross Ball Blue im parts a clear white; makes you smile when you see the basket of beautiful, snowy white clothes. Red Cross, the blue that's true blue. Adv. ' Idleness Makes a Fortune. "If you sit Idly you will lose money every minute," is a liberal paraphrase of a well-known Jxpanese proverb ami serves (is a protest ugulnst Idleness, hut the Tokyo Iloehl cites the case of the great Buddha at Nara, which, despite Inaction, is reaping n fortunes During the year ending June ' the Buddha received .1.1.(KK visitors, who. paid admission fees aggregating JS0,3"K. The exaction of a fee to visit the his Buddha began in mil, since which, time .$127,r00 gate money has been re--celved. A Wise Provision. The wity journalist was conversing with a friend about raising carp In ponds for food. The friend remarked that Mich a food supply would not.be much In demand here, but that the Germans liked carp. "Germans will eat anything," re marked the witty Journalist, but im mediately qualified his remark. "That is, when they can get anything to iPt." Plausible. Tllle dinger snys that the reason stie thinks her new boss' wife is Keep ing cool through the hot weather is lie- cause her telephone voice sounds as if it were rig.it off the Ice. alveston Xews. CUTICURA IS SO SOOTHING To Itching, Burning Skins It Not Only Soothes, but Heals Trial Free. Something for Jones. Drill Sergeant (sarcastically to little Jones, who is continually out of step) Company, all except Private Jones, change step I I really 'aven't the 'eart to trouble 'Im again ! Passing Show.' A man caters to a woman's vanltv when he thinks It will further his own Interests. The Familiar Face. "I suppose prohibition mude a great difference In Crimson Gulch." "Not as much as you'd think," re- piled Broncho Bob. "The man who used to be boss bartender has gotten a job us teller In the bank and is takln' In all the tuoney, Just the same." Treatment: Bathe the affected sur face with Cuticura Soap and hot wa ter, dry gently and apply Cuticura Ointment. Repeat morning and night. This method affords Immediate relief, and points to speedy healment. They are Ideal for every-day toilet uses. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. h, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. A GUARANTEED REMEDY FOR HAY FEVER-ASTHMA Yonr OKBY WILL BE EBOTfDRD by your dmpdlRt Wtthoatany qnpHtion if this remedy do nott'pnertt every case of AMhiua. Brnocbtal As'boia and ih Asthmatic aympuiniHat'coajpanylnir Hav Fr . No matter bow violent the attack! 01 obstinate tie ca SR. R. SCKIFFMAKN'S P5t STHMADGl AND ASTHMADOR CIGARETTES posttivelr gives INSTANT RBI.IHF in lTnr cans and has permanently cured thotraands who had been considered Incurable, after having tried ererr other means of relief in vain, Asthmutlcs should avail themselvefl of this guarantee ofTtir thronyh their own druggist. Bny a 60-uent package and present tfaia announcement U) your druggist. Vnn will be the sole judge as to whether you are benefitted and tbs druggist will give you back your money If vou ars not. We do not know of any fairer probosiUoa which we oould make. &j R. Schillmann Co., Proprietors, SI. Paul, Mian. Delays In Congress. "How will you explain to your con stituents," we chldlngly asked, "your action In delaying the business of this great nation by Indulging lu long-winded oratory while matters of tremen dous Importance wait?" "Of tremen dous Importance?" naively answered Senator Slush. "Why, what can possi bly be of more Importance than my speech?" Kansas City Star. CONDENSATIONS A competent method for keeping ac counts and money, combined with a writing desk, has been invented that Is contained In a case that Is fireproof when closed. The royal commission on sugar sup plies has saved Britain's bees by allot ting 60 tons of sugar, which they are to have In the form of pink candy, for their winter consumption. This candy is so Inoculated as to be unfit for hu man consumption, Telephone lines are to be extended to Tromsoe, Norway, 200 miles north of the Arctic circle. It has been found that the ferment ing power of yeast is increased by brief exposure to ozone. The top of an English Inventor's crutch Is made of a piece of heavy rubber tubing and the sides are made parallel and Inserted into a rocker. For relnklng typewriter ribbons an Inventor has patented a tubular con tainer for ink which Is distributed by a roller as a ribbon Is passed over It Avoid the Hypocrite. "A bud man Is worse when be pre tnd to hp a saint," Bacon. Not What He Said. A recently, commissioned second lieu tenant was drilling his command in an Indianapolis street. Something went wrong nnd the sol diers found themselves trying to march over a six-foot fence. The lieutenant halted the company and said : , "Men, why don't you do what I want you to do instead of what I tell you to do?" Indianapolis News. Lessons in Manners. Little Girl (who has just lost a tooth, pointing to dentist's showcase) Oh, niummle, I would like that oue 1 Mother Hush, dear! How often have I told you it Is very bad man ners to pick your teeth in public?" London Tit-Bits. No Objection. "Jibbs says he is ready to shed the last drop of blood to defend his coun try." "So he Is, If It only happens to be somebody else's blood." CURE THAT STOMACH TROUBLE. No matter how much you suffer or how long you have suffered PEPS AID will relieve you. Get some today. Sold by druggists in 25 cent, 50 cent, and dollar boxes. TEPS-AID Com- pany, Goshen, Ind U. S. A. Adv. A Helpful Hint "Do you thln't It really necessary 10 go to the trouble of having the support ed courtplnster analyzed !iy a bacte riologist?" asked J. Fuller Gloom. "Haven't jou a u'other-In-law that you can try It on?" Kansas City Star. 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