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I r ,V snra THE MARION DAILY MIRROR, SATURDAY, JULY 20, 1007, WWTWIWWWWnui mm iyi t-i j y SEE "' '' 4J-J1X-U-1B- 252 PACffi ELEVEN" -H'lLULfHmWCT'-' Jgtttlgg Urider the Double Eagle, MARCH. j - , fciiiii Inlivduction. Sp J. F. WAGNER, Op. 159; -csLin ttrtHh-"HW SP -J m ir?qqc5z: -- - - pr-F -W CB"D fUB.ffJL.fi -fl YjfeteaBgjjigBgppfe O! iM Ho -W : 1 i" -1- r- - r-- J lit 5- ''.'V2S- '58? 1 fl'TitJ Ly-i. ....fcrzfc:. Copyright, 1000, by Tho Atnerlcnn Melody Co., New York, W j -. : JT2 jfe ffZ ' JT2T &. y scr--f- Ji Qfc d3t -j J HTFp -J-Jl (fc5 IIP 1 -v -- , , .U SJ ; i5t: -W -J (J Li y ;;; p pdolassimo - & - Pr I b.u,.,. Trio D C. T.ast ending of TrjcK. s & a- k ZjL ttt March J' L' fll Fim 1 1 -.--. - 4. 4.J.-i tr r Ilnrfiv the Double Eaclc Miarch. 3. THE ARIZDNA KICKER Its Ever Watchful Editor Has to Use; His Guns Again. TROUBLE' OVER AN ARTICLE. How the Needed nel look exception to tlio nrtlcle, nl- , If ho was obliged lo run Bitch rt ranch Colonel Waj Given a Much Dad Man From ' Waterloo nt Lait and I Placed nt Rest, Lesson Tho Panhandle Meets HI though he can't tell within n hundred yenrs of when Amerlcn was discover ed, and Rout its the UHiinl woid. Wild Roport Flyino Around. On Weduesday wo rodo out lo rIvo him tho usiinl scare, llu l'ortilled him Helf In n stnhlo with two kuiis and n huudicd carlrldKcs and nntiounccd thnt he would die ciinic. We had no lutonttlm whalevor of even wounding lilm, but In Bouio nnacco'uutabio wny wo raked hltn ucrohs tho mIcuII with a bullet, and It will bo u Iohb four weeks beforo bo Is ablo lo gnthor bmniucta nsnlu on tho smiling lea. Ho known Hint wo ate sorry, and ho has forgiven us. Wheth er be will hUK tho moral Ipbsoii to his rCoDvrlttht. 1907. bv Mnrv McKon.1 Ono of tho-blgsest cranks nmong our soul and benellt by it wo can't say, BUbscrlbers and ono of the most noto rious In the territory Is Colonel Single ton of tho Three Bar rnnch. Tho colo nel has subscribed for tho Kicker nntl dropped It again about four times a year for the last live years. There s never, nny telling What will please or displease him, and tho first thing wo know ho lofuscs his paper and ticnds us word that wo a 10 a fool ami a vil lain. On such occasions, ns soon as wo can mnko It convenient, wo buckle on our guns nml rld over to tho ranch. Tho colonel expects us. Uo begins shooting nt us ns soon as wo cumo within rnnge. Wo shoot back. After wo have wasted llinp mm ' Wlm Just now lie is suffering from n brain storm nnd la hugging Ill's bend, null wo don't caro to bother him with abstract questions. For two or three days thero were wild reports Hying around to tho effect that wo had shot tho colonel from ambush nnd cut up his bpdy for wolf bait, but tho above Is a truo nnd faithful account of tho nffnlr. Tho extra Issued from tills oOleo Thursday .afternoon coutnlued tho fol lowing: "MOHH SHOOTING, 1 MOlilS JIIO DltlNKB. ho gets scared nnd lien begs our pardon knel Singleton piny- kSVo had an artlclo ithnt Christopher tgged man. Wo 1111 old Rpuinsh bin In Now Mox kd inndo 11 vnl- Jory. Thocolo- ".Iim Hctxso Plunks a Stiian(ier. "Tho Snld Stranger Draws nnd Fires tho First Shot Ho Had Sworn to Kill tho Kdltor. "This morning nt 0 o'clock tho stage bi-ouglit Into aivendnm Gulch a passen ger who may provo to bo Hill Taylor of Texas, though ho Is not fully Ideu tilled yot. He was 11 middle aged man of Unco visage, and his fellow passen gers 'sized htm up as a bad man. Ho was several times heard to mutter to himself and wna seen bundling a re volver. Of Mr. James Snyder, n pns hcnger, tho bad man Inquired If Jim illollso was still editor of tho Kicker and If wo wero in tho habit of-carrying n gnu. "After . descending from tho stngo at tho Royal hotel tho Htranger took two large drinks of whisky, "Then ho Hat down to breakfast anil ordered eggs, bear steaks and coffee. "WI1II0 waiting for tils order ho leaned his bond mi his bnnds nnd boomed to bo thinking of something Mid nnd far nwny. "Then bo looked at tho holes In tho tablecloth nnd swore under his brenth, "Then ho called tho waiter n sou 01! n gun for saying thnt It was n Huo day. Taken For nn EvannelUt, "fiovornl persons took bbn for nn ovnugcllst, Several otheru didn't. "Ilo ato with n fairly good appotlto, nnd tho way ho chewed his steak led ppolli' In hcllii( Ihtil ho was from tho l'milmlidlo. . "' "'i'llo gnlnl host of the Uoynl tried to iHigoiilrtl Willi 1lio stranger, hut ho would linyo 110110 of it. , Ho. said tUo.t ns that ho would blow his own head oT. "Tho genial host went lo get n shot gun nnd kill him for tho remark, but n hill for flour coming In Just then caus ed lilm to forget his errand. "When tho stinngor left tho tnblo ho went Into tho barroom and took two inoie big drinks, and (ben, leaning on tho bar, bo said to .Ilmmlo Sweet.cr that lie had come u great many miles to make a hero of hiuibclf. He wouldn't sny Just exactly how bo was going to do it, but snld thnt (be din tiict attorney of tho county couldn't call him liHiiuo In ono breath nnd then prosecuto lilm for n snuo mnn In an other. "Ho nlso displayed a revolver nnd boasted Hint bo luul killed seven men with It. Only three of thorn had hnd tinio to utter a prayer, nnd they wero mighty brief prnyorn nt thnt. "When tho stranger left tho hotel ho Inquired of .loo Hnrkuess (bo way to tho Kicker olllce. Joe Is u stutteior, ns wo nil know, and be replied: " 'You you g-go right il-down this s-street two b-blocks anil then turn turn turn' "Ho wns going to tell tho rest of It If It took nil tho forenoon, but tho stranger snld ho'rt bu hanged if ho would wnit. Ho further observed Mint If ho hnd such n tongue on lilm he'd go nnd play with tho coyotes. "Ten minutes later tho shadow of death crossed tho threshold of tlio Klckor ofllce holding n gun ready to hhoot. "Wo snt In our siinntuni writing n yellow Journal editorial as to why nilco loved cheese. It Is really 11 scientific question nnd ono that tho ninga'lncs should pay more attention to, and wo had bccoinn deeply Interested when tho shadow entered our room nnd 11 honrso voice oxclnlmed: A Fuslllado of Bullets. " 'Prepuro to moot tho tlovll!' "Tho words wero followed by n fu sillade. Bullets dipped past nnd nil around us, and for n few seconds wo wero dazed. Only half nn hour before thnt our liorso editor hud naked us to raise his salary to $8 n week, and wo hnd refused bocnuso bo couldn't tell us why n mulo nlwnys raised his tall beforo bo started to hrnj', Wo thought tho young niun had como hack for re venge. "Then wo got 11 Huo on tho stinngor luul reached for our gun, and two shots dropped hlui. Wo hnd to Jlro through a cloud of smoke, but ooth bullets went homo. Tho stronger had emptied his gun, hut wo wero not oven grazed. .'Tlio rcmnlns wero removed to tho town hall nt once, nnd n coronor's Jury was Impaneled. A verdict of 'Justllln bio homicide' wns reached In about ten minutes. Kroin 11 letter found In ono of tho pockets It would npjicnr that tho mini's uatno was Bill Taylor nnd IkuJ lio, yus u resldcut ot tho Oily Stnto. but thero Is nothing certnln about It. Why he ennio hero to kill us will probnbly nlwnys .remain 11 mys tery. Wo hnd never hoard of lilm In our llfo nnd certainty hnd never re ferred to lilm In our paper. It mny be that ho thought wohnd hnd enough of this cold world nndTi'ceded n rent "Tho man, whoever ho wns, was burled yesterday As' usual, we per sonally boro tho expense of the funeral nnd rodo nt the bend of tlio procession. He wns burled in our" piivnto grave yard, and within a month the roses f-lll bo climbing over' his grave, and j on his tombstone peoplo will bo read lug thnt ho wns n 'Jiist and uptight man, n little peeentrlc perhaps hut preferring tlio nnrrowpntbs of virtue to tho brooder highways of vlco. Ho will bo labeled 'N'o.'O,' nnd bo will sleep well. If bo Is not bettor off It Is not our fnult." ' M. QUAD. Tho Other Standpoint. First Mosquito Don't you think theso human bolngs nre (ooOiumoroiis? Second Mosquito -Altogether bo! S01110 effort ought tojba mnile to ex terminate them. Now, York Llfo, Manin For it, Feedtim There's otio high railroad rato mighty few people object to. Blght-Wbafs lhat-V' Feodum A high ratotof speed. Kan sas City Times. MERELY AN OPINION. Only Way Outof It. Tho Piimo nonun I told you I wouldn't sing the rolq- nt the snlnry you iinmed, nnd yet you hnvo billed mo In tho pnrt nil ovor'tho city. Tho Horr Director seo only ono way out of It now v Tho P. D. I nni listening. Tho H, D.-For yoijtjiown snko It'll bo best for you to np'pchr. Tho under study Is In bad volco.'J- Tho P. D. Never. ;$w Tho II. D. Then your, reputation will bo ruined, for eveiv$nc will think It Is you, nnd with bndjjrjtlclsms nbout you I could never offer you 'auother engagement, Providing ForithVSeason. "Denr, lot us Inko'jttlo eottngo In tho country ibis snituuet-jj,'., "AH right, clnrllnjnWht ho sure nnd Insist on n ftirnncoIiijjr'good order." DalUiaoroiAuicilcan.f.,, What Brother Quncltcnboss Thought of tho Funeral Proceedings. "Uli-well, sab." Judicially remarked old Biotber QunckenbosH, "I Isn't pnrs ln' no 'pinions on do eppersody ono way or do tudder inuhse'f, but dess glvln' yo' do skill and bones of do pub koedlii's and IeaIn' yo" to draw yo' own exclusions. 'Twins ills-uli-wny: Kndurln' of do funyiil, iih-whllst Pali sou Bagstor wus delivcrin' of ns coui pimeulary an iiddiess to do enwpso ns yo' most over llsteneil to, n section of do plaster 'bout tint wldo nnd mobby dls long fotcbed loose funi do ceilln nnd 'sceiuled on do pahson's head nnd knocked bbn senseless ynssnh, put him plumb out'n business for de tlmo belli'! Well, uh-cou'se, yo' know, do orgies bnttor go on, uh-knzo dar was do euwpse, nnd ilnr wns do 'scmblnge tih-wnltln' wid polllo Impntlence, but dar wasn't anuilder preacher to bo hnd, so Piilifessnb Toonibi, do under taker, stepped Into do biiteli, as yo' nought say, wid his inpiif uli-snnpplu' llko n steel trap, nnd says ho Bawtnli ilognntlnusly: " 'Yo' nil will plcnso mnko note, bind (lien mid slstnbs, dnt I takes miih stand right wiiuli do pahson stood, nil knzo fuin do placo wiiuh do plaster done fell down dar kaln't no 1110' plas ter fall down, uh-kni-o It's plumb done down and thoo fallln', no matter how bod I stretches do troof, and wid deso few words of 'splanatlon I'll pubsccd, not uli-Uiifo I's htuek 011 do lamentable, but iih-knse I takes a pubfessloiinl Iiiide In niub ait and ndmlres to hnvo do foiebnitlon go off lltten nnd shlp sbnpo. Wid do f udder conformation dnt ills .villi Isn't much pussnunl sediments (not by sov-rnl, uh-knzo our depahtod feller citizen, uh-lybi' dar, dono owes 1110 a bnlutieo of six dolluhs on do funyiil of his fou'th wife), I'll puhseed to read film dls yuh book do remabks dat was writ to bo used In n burial ut sen, b'llovln tint dey sounds solemn rholy enough to fit do 'caslon nnd fur enough funi do troof not to cnuso no mo' plnsterln' to fall.' "And den ho dono so. Dnt's do way 'twtiB,- Brudder Bosnnko. Yo' can cut It over to suit yo own bias." Puck. A RHYME TO PHYLLIS. "Beautify your JTotna Wbcn PIivllls walks nlonB the snri. Clad In her bathing null, and stands And KHzen nut upon tho noa, I wonder not that mightily Tho ocean riigofl for u spnee To hold her In hti cold embrace! When rhllls for h moment knls Upon tho beach the wavelet steals t'p doner thero to snutch a kiss Thnt lllls It with such utter bliss That, us It rushes back to seu. It seems to dance In ecstasy. When Phyllis, when her jllp Is done, Lies bfiKklng In Ilia yellow sun. Who wonders, as sho rests out there. That suddenly the summer air Giowa languid and tho hreesos dls Away Just like n lover's sigh? Ah, would I wero that favored sea And Phyllis dally came to me! Ah, would I were that wavelet small No laggard would I provo at all! Ah, would I wero tho llttlo breeze That conies to kiss her from the seas! Or yonder sun that smiles above And dowers her with stores of love. Kgnd, I'd even be that grave Old lobster hiding 'neath tho wave. That, when my pilncess leaves the shore. Just nips her toe and asks nn more' John Kcndrlck HangH In New York Her ald. . Fooling the Infant. "Well," rcmaiked Nupop In rather n loud tono of voice, "It's pleasaut to think that wo enn remnlii comfortably nt homo this evening" "Why, George," began Mrs. Nupop, 1 "you know we'vo got tickets for the" I "Sb! Cnn't you nee tho bnby's lis-, toning? I snld thnt for his benellt."- -1 Catholic Stntidnrd nnd Times. 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't.t.w. lillalolliln. r 3?en.ns3tvaiii:a. Tho Real Thing. Twy women wero discussing Bome new neighbors who had moved Into ono of tho most sumptuous houses In their city. "They seem to ho very rich," snld the first. "Ob, they nre," snld the second. "Shall you call?" "Decidedly I" "You nro sure, nro you, thnt titer nre er qulto correct, quite eri(0(.l formV "Oil, my denr, I'm positive," snld tho second woiunn. "They hnvo thirty servants, clghteeu horses, twelve dogs, cloven mitoinoblles and 0110 cUlld." iHfiS MolUM' BesUlci'i - L.!CViS:S JAMESTOWN EXPOSITION LOW FARE TOURS MUnburg llnrrlsbui'g: Baltimore Washington and other points DAILY Willi STOP OVERS AT New "York Bob ton Philadelphia Richmond on one Dxcursion Ticket. iGo ono Route Return Another Long Limit A ANNUAL SEASHORE EXCURSION Atlantic City nnil SOtlior Oconn llcsortBl Cape May Traiu Air Ohicago and intermodiato pofntn loaves Marion 12:19 P. M, arrives Ohicago 8;dB P.M. conneeling witli all points weal BOSTON, July 25 to 28 -New Englandold Homo Week Stop overs at Baltimoro, Washington, Pliiladliwhtti nnd New York. .PHILADELPHIA, July 12 to lG-B.p, 0'. E. -direct or '.via Washington, with stop-overs at Baltimore and Washington. SUMMER TOURIST FARES to oiW, Lake and Mountain ' re sorts and to Colorado and Pacific Coast, -. For full particulars consult Q. M. Knauer, Ticket Agt, Marios, O, M ) isA .i A 1