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Fs-'w1 ?rWI' r" '"y "- 7 " '-Tre-- '-y J.v . 'n t i,rT" I I II ii PAGE TWO MILITARY BALLOON MAKES TRIAL TRIPS ,t,FFIRBT ONE EVER MADE IN EN QLAND 18 TESTED, APPEARS TO BE A SUCCESS. '' ' ' fmt; , ' - .Machine It Easily Handled, Is Able ,' to Travel with' oV Aynlhst lite ' Wind and Is Capable of Delng Steered. .. Farnboiough. Knglnnd, Sopt. 11 The Hrst military illrljctblc linlluon " built In this country made two trial ...trips Tuesday Htiil with the -exception of a rtllglit hitch canned by the bieak- iSWlng f a belt in the muehliieri tfmt drove the cooling fun, the airship ap pears to have nift nil the expectations -'of Its Inventors. ,1, Tho recent kuccchh ot French and ''Oi'rmun nrniy .'ilrslilpn awakened i -great degree of Interest In Knglnnd . ,on I ho subject or aerostatics. Reports ot the trials to be hold yesterday lenk- -.ed out and the military authorities, ,4,who lmve been hying to inystifv the public, found themselves obliged to (rtearry out tin trials In the presence of several hundreil persons. Among the crowd were repip.ieiitatlven of u mini ilier of foreign nutluhs lute'nt upon gleaning all possible Information on he novel point of the balloon's con struction. The KiifdlHh airship proved capa ble of being easll handleil, able to travel with and against the wind, and, most Important of all. capable of be ing steered. The balloon wan in rhurge of t'ol. Capper. C'apt. King and t S. Cody, an American who has ipent a number of yari In the flrlt Isli cervlee In ehargo of the kite, sec tion of the urtuy. After making a semicircle of about two miles around Rarnborough and Cove Common, nn accident occurred to the engines and in spite of the throwing out of ballast, j'f which the airship carried X00 pounds, the balloon settled down near iotite trees. The defect which develop ed In only slight and can easily be remedied. DttrlnA the tilp the wind blew nt Ihe rate of l.'i miles and the nlrship hid no dllllculc.v in navigating ngnlnBt It. She- rode gently like a vessel In a senwny. The machine, responding to the movenientH of the ennvns. sail-like rudder, traveled In a wide circle of about two miles in clrriimfereiica nl the rate of about live miles an hour. She had almost completed the circle wlien the engluet stopped suddenly, owing to the breaking of a belt, and the ship settled down gradually, drift ing near a clump of trees. A detach ment of engineers rushed up and, seizing hold or the trailers, dragged the ship out of danger. At the second trial the machinery worked with perfect HinootlnpHW. Various evolutions were performed arid 'thoBhip -complete a tlreH-inl'j circle) at mi hltltttdo of About half u mile. She then descended not far from hor shed. This new airship is n snuRnse shaped balloon about ion feet Ioiik by 30 feet In diameter. I( has a lining capaclt of about one ton. which, nf ter deducting the weight of the car, pnglnes and other apparatus, pcrnilu the carriage of a crew ot three nieu of average -weight. TIih cur is shaped Ilko a boat and built of aluminum and canvas. The petroleum for the mo tors 18 carried In two torpedo-like cylinders above the car. Meyer Favors a Parcels Post, "Marblehead, Mass.. Sept. 11. Post master (lelieral Hedge Von I. Meyer, who was n speaker at the annual out ing of the Essex Republican club held hero Tuesday, outlined somo of his plans for his conduct of the pnstnlllce department, lie snid thnt one of hU recommendations to congress this fall would be for n bill to establish a par cels post. Me spoke enthusiastically of his project for postal Mtvlugs banks and said that these would not com pete with ordinarv savings banks. He believed the establishment or such batiks would be of great benefit to rural communities. He indicated his Intention to extend the rural delivery .ystem. Berry's "Hazers" are Arrested. 1 "Washington, Pn., Sept 11. Follow ing the torture or Henry llerry nt the. local plant of the Tyler Tube and I'Jpe Co. .Monday. In which It was feared thnt the victim was so badly burned by being swung over a fur na.c.0 thnt lie would die, the police ll'avo arrested four alleged ringlead ers ot the squad of SO mill, workers, who nre Bald to have 'Initiated" llerry upon his securing n position in the mill, They were given u hearing nnd released under ball. It is now bo llooa Berry will recover. Georgia's Negro Legislator Resigns. ' 'Atlanta, On., Sept. 11. W. H. Rog ers, ot Mcintosh county, the only col ored member of the (jeorgla legisla te n lifts resigned his seat in the gen eral assembly. He gave no reason for bO action, but It is spld that the pusMitgG of the negro disfranchisement bill bv tho Inst legislature Influenced him. Threw Himself Under a Steam Roller. Milwaukee, Sopt. 11. Chorles Far rles, of Decatur, HI., threw hlnuolf under a hg steam roller on exhibition nt the itatQ fair Tuesday. Death was instant, hediis. Fairies was ait Inmate of u Milwaukee sunlturlum. Murderer Preferred Suicide to Arrett. -. OhL-ngo, Sept. 11. PJdward .1. 1111 tUsbnint, n painter 20 years old. com mitted nuiclde by shooting himself through tho head Tuosduy when abtujt to lo arrested for tho murder of. Aire. Maud Westortleld, at whoso liome ho Was n bonnier. Train Robbers Secured $50,000. Tomsk", SIbcrlu, Sept. 11. The Si berian postal train was held up by lilghwaMnen Tuesduy at a point 13 miles from lacre. Thoy separated the englno from tho freight car and than Belied $50,0QP, 3vltU which thoy cb (PORed, . Jfc&...,,. IMMUNE! , 1 TOO, If HMWr J,. -if " ' T W-; V PROMISE HOT A D" 'I ' . G. A. R. ENGAIPIENT GOV. HUGHES WELCOMES ERAN3 TO SARATOGA. VET- A SILVER JUBILEE OFFERING From Women's Relief Corps scnted to the Grand Army sour) Man Leads in Race Commander-fn-Chlef, Is Pre' Saratoga, X. Y Sept. 11. With the rormnl welcome or (Jov. 1 highes ol New York, the forty-Aral national Ornnd Army of the Republic encaiim- mem wns opened in 'onventlon hull last ovenlng. Six thousand veterans. . members of the Women's Relief Corps. -Ladles of the Oinml Army ol the Republic and other patriotic or gnnlzatlons tilled the hull to owrllow lug. The decorations were clnbointc, ml. white and blue completely hid ing, (ho Interior of tho ball. (lov. Hughe and tup Orandf?riliysofnhe Himlllic- officers Were wlven nn ovn tjon. In addition to the governor iiiniij speakers of unto in the (Iraml Arnn of the Republic made addresses. In cluding Robert Rruce Urown, of JCnnosvlIle, o., natlonnl coinumnder of the O. A. II.; .lames Tanner, of Wash Ington, ex-cominander-lii-chlef of the O. A. R.; Most Rev. Joint Ireland, rhnplntn-ln-ehler or the organization, and United States Senator Macombcr. of South Dakota.. At the meeting, Mm. Carrie Spark lin. of St. Louis, national president or the Women's (teller Corps, presented to the Orand Army the silver Jubilee offering, which was raised by the Women's Relief Corps posts In urn memomtloii or tho twenty-fifth anni versary or their organization. The girt was received by Coinmnndei-ln-Chler Drown. Indications point to the election of Charles (. Urn-ton, of Nevnda, Mo , as I tiommander-ln-chler. At caucuses held last uUht Uurton was endorsed by the departments of New York, Illi nois, Ohio nnd Wisconsin. His elec tion would continue In power the pres ent forces which control the Grand Army ot the Republic. Kor senior vice commander It Is pmbablo that Lewis R. OrlHth. or Troy, X. Y.. will he chosen, and for junior com'uiandet C. C. Royce, of San Francisco, nppenrs likely to be elected. Highball Defeats Sonoma Girl. Syracuse, N. Y.. Sept. 11. The weather was threatening during the second dav's program of the Grand Circuit races at the state fair, but It did not rain until Just before the fourth tn-at or the 2:12 trot. This heat was raced In semi-darkness, and the finish was postponed until to-day. The feature of the drv was the Um pire State stake for 2:14 trotters, worth $10,000, and It was won In commanding stylo by i:d (leers, with Highball. Sonoma fllrl was in the race, but the best she could do was to llnlsh third In the two final heats after cnptirlng second position In the tlrst. In. tliB two latter heats she wa beaten by Wllkou lleni'L An Alaskan Volcano Gets Busy. Seattle, Sept. 11. Adlces received hero from nn officer of tho rovouuo cutter Rush. lying at Dutch Harbor, say that on September ) and 2 a vol cano In tho Aleutian Islands erupfM. sending tons of .ashen and cinders over a score or more or native vil lages. A hurricane accompanied the phenomenon and wild fowl of all kinds were driven far to sea. No lives were reported lost. Burglar Murdered a Woman. Norfolk, Va Sopt, 11. Mrs. Mary LawIoHH Rorschach, wife of Lieut. Frank Rorgchnch, of the navy, ami sister of .Joseph T, Lawless, Cornier secretary of tnto of Virginia, wns murdered In her home In Portsmouth, by np unknown burglar early Tuesday. She was shot through tho heart with her own pistol, taken from her hand by the burglar after she had fired tv. Ice upon him through an open door loading Into the kitchen where he was cornered. TIioiuub Archer, mulatto, wan arr8tod,iit bin homo In Port month Oit suspect The nogl'O do Hied uuy knowledge of the crime, BEGINS SESSIONS THE MARION DAILY MUUtOft MINOR MENTION. The failure of Thayer Dror, brok ers, is niinounced on the New York stock exchange. Harry C. Kesslef, IT. S. A., retired, Is dead at Philadelphia. He served during the civil war with the One Hundred nnd Fourth Pennsylvania volunteers. George S. Stoll, a real estate man who left his home nt Whiting, hid.. August 27 to come, to Chicago on busi ness, has not been seen by relatives since. When he left home Stoll had nearly $5,000 In cash. A reduction or $C n share In the quarterly dividend or the Calumet & Hecla Copper Mining Co. Is announc ed. The directors of tho. company have declared a dividend of $15 a shnre ngnlnBt $20 three months ago. Ous Ormsby, n fisherman, wlillo lift ing his nets off Van Duren Point, In Lake Krle, hns discovered the wreck of the propeller Dean Richmond, which was lost In a storm with nil 011 board during a gale In October, 1S!i3. I he Dean Richmond has a cargo of I ' .,, ! will ilr t t Ml KW 'I lead and foppt'r ore valued at $200,. 000. Farmer Murdered His Neighbor. ' lCdwnrdsvllle. III.. Sept 11. Charles W. lloste, a fanner living near AI liainbra, walked Into the olllco of Sheriff Jones hero Tuesday and sur rwiderM hlmseir, alarming ho hail Rilled Qharles Hesl, a rnnfier living, on p rurnl adjoining his. iIIh story was not believed nt first, but Investigation reveiileu It to be true mid lloste was arrested 011 the charge or manslaugh ter and released on $:,,000 bond. The two (unireled Monday. Hosto declar ed he cut Hesl with 11 pocket knife, In self defense. He put Hesl In n wagon and drove home. Hesl died .Alouduv night. Dlcgr.-ices British Diplomacy. St. Johns. N. F., Sept. 11. In n stuteifiunt published hero Sir Robert Duiul, premier or Newfoundland, de clnros that the modus vlvendl recent ly agreed upon by the Drltish and American governments Is "11 disgrace to British diplomacy and 11 shameful sacrifice of the Interests of Ihe people of this colony." The new agreement, which in to be In force for one year, pending the settlement of the whole llsherles .question by The Hague tribunal, Is virtually Identical with thnt or last year, according to tho premier. A Boodler Is Ousted. St. Louis. Sept. 11. Tho biennial eoiifureiico or tho International Asso ciation or Mnchlnlsts on Tuesday voted lo oust Delegate Georgo War ner, or Now York City, who was ac cused of receiving $10,000 from tho Kile Railway Co. a year ago to use his Influence in preventing strikes, Warner admitted he received quar terly payments of $2.."00 from the Rrie railroad to use his political influence against the widening of the ICrle canal. Fatally 8hot His Wife. Oil City. Pa Sept. II. "I have shot my wire. You will llnd her lying In the street. 1 think she Is dead," said James Strati, as he walked Into the police station Tuesday and surren dered himself. Officers found on a street corner a woman mortally wounded. Strnll had lived apart from his wife and 12-year-old son and had been working In a lumber camp, Mrs, Strnll had supported herself and son by working In a restaurant. A Massacre of Jews, Urnlla, Rumania, Sept, 11. Nows has reached here of another serious nntl-.lowlsli outbreak nt Kishinev. Klghty Jews lost their lives in en counters with the populace. Tho out break occurred Monday, The Jewish quarter wns attacked by bands of roughs, who looted houses and shops, and Hilled or woumled all those who attempted to defend their property. The .Tows uro lleolng from Kishinev. Murdered Man was Eaten by Hogs. Uallimoro, Sept. 11. Arrested last ovtinlng on charges of criminal as sault committed upon two 8-year-old girls, Joseph Green, colored, 21 years old, Is now hold by the police as tho ulleged murderer of a trninp whose body the negro Is said to have after ward thrown Into u hog pen, whoro it was eaten by tho unlmals. Father and Son Murdered, Pittsburg. Sept. 11. Two Italians, John itljtfo tin 1 1 his son. were murder ed last flight at MfcKoasuQit, following a avirre) ove a recent' Dlaclt Huud murder, WEDNESDAY, SEPT. VASTLY DIFFERENT A FEDERAL JUDGE UPHOLD3 OTATE'SRIGHT , it TO FIX RAIIJROAD RATES. Two Common Pleas Court Judges at Philadelphia Declare Pennsylva nia Two Cent(Fare LaW UnconstUiijtlonal. St Paul, Minn '' J'e'pt. II. In tho heating before .Jtillgo'Lochren In tho United States dlstmlL court Tuesday K. S. Robert, nttoriieTr for the North ern Paclllc Rttllw'uj?' (Jo asked leavo to file nn iiniendedM'qtltlon In the rato fight now being made by the railroads or Minnesota ngnlmU the two cent pnssenger rato ttinj a reduced freight rate order by tho st?tle legislature. v Air Robert cited -n number of au thorities to show that the regulation or commerce nnd trniinpoitntlou rest ed wholly with congress. He admit ted that tho Ktuto.luid n right to regu late Inter-state commerce and trans portation, but beyond the routines ot the state, the state 8 authority ceased. . v Judge Lochren '-Heard Mr. Robert through and then- Informed him that he had no ensq; jdaylng- "In my mind, most of the 'cases which have been cited on behnlfi of the complain ants nre dlHtlngutJlied rrom the enso at bar. It is fttrtlicWn" miestlou In the mind of the coiirihether the Inter ference here complained of Is sufllcl entlv direct to make ' the order and the acts Invalid, 1 shrill wan this point made more sufficiently clear than It has been." This was a stunning blow to the at torneys ror the ralhoads, and the te sult wns 11 conference mid it change of tactics and the' request to file an amended petition, which was granted. The amended petition alleges conflu ent Ion. This had boon pleaded In re gard to passenger rat"-- but now tho snme is alleged In regnni to commod ity rates, nnd It. t nlong these llnea that the case will bo fought Philadelphia, Stmt. 11 -Judges Will eon nnd Audenrled- In common plea3 court Tuesday ijelarl unconstitu tional the two centlrallroad faro law passed by the laStFlestshitiu'e. Tho case upon which JQie decision wan made will be nt once taken to tho state supreme cour3p ' The decision 6f tjio oiirt takes up 110 typewritten pages. After review ing Its limitations In tin- present case and declaring tho ''Pennsyh aula Rail rond Co, Js not ypstpii with any Im munity from thgf e.N.-i-clse of tho power of the legislature to regulate rates," the court .juikCi- up 'the content Hon of the company' tl m the two cent rate Is unreasonable sustains the contention and grunt- the Injunction nsked for. t1 Smuggled F"lneryjlsSelzed. x '' Port Huron, Mich . ilept. 11. Infor mation leaked out Tuesdny of a $-1,000 selzuro Sunday c.t alleged mnuggled laces, silk wajM dresses and velvet coats which the local custom hoiibo officers siiy- will be soll at miction, but for tho satlni; of Which three wo men who give Chicago ns their ad dresses iirc-i'maklng HtrcniiouH effort!!. The women who are registered ut a hotel here as .Mis A, L. Olsen. .Mrs. L. Ropp and Mrs Snllle Stlefel. de elnro that the goods have all bePn worn and were imrchiiB't'd during a year'n stay abroad, but the customs officers claim that the goods are new. Big Bond Issue wasOversubscribed. New York, Sept?-11. Alter two failures to dlspos&vof -bonds with which to meet In. obligations, the city or New York met with unexpected success T.uesduy In having n $10,000, 000 Issue of Wi per Cnl. bonds more than llvo times oversubscribed. Thei'o were offers for $207,150,420 worth of the bonds, 88t5 bhldqnTr being willing to take tho bonds a t- figures ranging from par to 11 11 - Trolley Car RaniAway. Allentown, Pa, Sept. '11. Wet rails coct .the life or one ninn and resulted In the serious Injiirv of live other per sons at Nazareth last night. A car ot the Lehigh Valle Transit Co. which wns descending 11 steep grade got be yond control or the motorman and, jumping the tra Its at n.niliarp curve, turned turtle, ri ashing John D. Ow ens, n Hethleheiu photographer, to death. Suicided Because Friend Died. , Long Reach, rat,, fSept. 11. After notifying his nephew by mall that ho dhl not expert to HVq long, William Iliirltntrt, an aged resident of this city, committed milcldo by drinking carbolic ncld. His action 1b attributed to grief over the death of a friend whfch occurred two months ago. Ilmlbiit's nephew Hvoh In Nlles, O. The suicide lert comfortable estate. Sand Slicker Turned Turtle, Kenosha, Wis Sept. 11. Two men were drowned and several others nar rowly escaped de.ithi Tuesday when tho sand sucker II. 'A'. Root turned turtle In the harbor and sank In 20 feet of water. W Michigan Will Havo Two Cent Fare. Lansing. Mich., Sopt' 11. All tho railroads In Michigan havo agreed to adopt the two cent passenger rate law when It takes effect September 28. oldest E'ctrtor Retires. Pittsburg, Sept. 11. John N, Iln?:. lott. city editor of tho Pittsburg Lead er for 40 years, has rqalghcd from the position and retired from active news paper work. "The chief," as Mr Huzlott Is widely known. In mild to he the oldest living city editor In Amer ica In continuous nurvlce. Probably to Mr. Hazlett, moro than to any other one man. was due th& early oxplolta tlon or Ira D. Sankey. tho singer, who -wnu Intor to nrhievajjfamo on two con- iiiiuiiio u cniiiiecnon, wiin Hvnugcnsi U.wi.li' n.l (I,,. I...- in..l., l......1... ARt TOO DECISIONS asfes aya-w? ';srtz if, 1067. BUCKEYE NEWS NUGGETS, Rev, Tinsley Is Defiant. Cleveland, Sept. 11.-Rev. Albert Tinsley. of Youngstown, snld yester day that tho men who are reported as Intending to preter charges of heresy ngninsl him at the session of the Kast Ohio Methodist conference which meets here to-day will find themselves going up ngniiiflt a buzz nnw. It Is onld that there will be no trial. Queer Statement In Dlvoree Petition, San.lneky, O.. Sept. 11. Mrs. Frldn Ileyder, wife or Adam Hpyiletvu flsli ortiinn. has sued for divorce nnd nil mohy. She says she went to UVe with Heyder In 1808 as his legal wife, but without formal marriage ceremony, it being his request that she take his nnme. She says he has $10,000 In tho bnlik. Preparing for a Dedication, Sprlnglleld. O., Sept. 11. Klnborate platm are being laid by local Odd Fel lows for the dedication of n new wing of the stnte home here, October .11. Many prominent Odd Fellows from other cities will assist In the oxer clses. The new wing contains 1,0 rooms nnd will afford much better ac commodations for the residents. - Contest for Commander Is Warm. Snnditsky, O., Sept. II. The con test for commander-in-chief of the United Spnnlh-Aniericnn Wnr Veter ans waxes warm and friends of live cnilil Mutes are working like Trojans. Col. Walter Hale, of California, seems to have a slight lend, with Command er lltisch, or the Michigan department, In the foreground ns a possible com promise candidate. The fenturo or Tuesday's session was the- ndoptlon or a resolution calling upon state leg islatures to enact lnws prohibiting the use of Francis Scott Key's "Stnr Spangled Dnnner" In schools except In its entirety. A Shortage of Mine Workers. Columbus, O.. Sept. 11. A serious shortage or mine laborers Is confront ing the West Virginia coal operators anil Columbus people who are inter ested In the West Vli&lnln mines will go to Charleston September tl) to at tend a nieetjng of operators nt which the qttestlou of securing more miners will be discussed. The short age Is the result of the big Increase In production In the district It Is probable that steps will be taken to Induce miners rrom western and southern states to remove to West Virginia. Situation Approaches a Deadlock. Cleveland, Sept. 11. A situation approaching a deadlock between the county and Kast Cleveland authorl tleit developed Tuesdny In the Phillips murder ense. The county prosecutor's office iinnounced that It was through except ror the presentation to the grand jury next week of such evi dence as the Kast Cleveland police mignt gainer, finer stntnberger, of the Kast Cleveland police, announced that he was through: that tho case of the state now rested with the prose cutor. Elected Officers, Cincinnati. Sept. 11. The natlonnl convention ot the Young .Men's Insti tute concluded its business sessions Tuesday with the election of officers ami a banquet last night nt tho Uurnet house. Tho following officers wore elected and Installed! President. A. N. P. Leor'ird, Youngstown, O. Vice president, John P. Griffin, Cumber land, Md. Second vice president, Jo BCph Miller, Ironton, O. Grand secre tary. D. J. .Monnhan, Cincinnati. Ornnd trensuier, A. J. McXnlly, Zanesville, O. Judge Lawrence Praises Johnsori. Cleveland, Sept.' 11. Certain acts of Mavor Johnson In directing the low fare railway fight in this fclty woro not only uphold but commended In a decision handed down by Judge Lnwrence In common pleas court Tuesday. Lawyers Interested In the caso say the ruling of the court Is 0110 or the biggest victories tho low fare cause has won In connection wltlv the long lino of Injunction suits brought by tho Cleveland Klectrlo Railway Co. Wants $5,000 Damages. Uellefontulne, 0 Sept. 11. Mrs. Job Hushong' has sued Mrs. Josephine Alapntigh for $5,000 damages for ul leged allenutlon or tho affections of her husband. Mrs. Hushong iinys that alio and her husband lived happily to gether for I! 1 years. About two years ago her husband became acquainted with Mrs. Alspaugh. Since that time his love for his wife has waned, she alleges. Sho blames Mrs. Alspaugh for the loss. Railway Commission Is Enjoined. Lincoln, Neb., Sept. 11. The Burl ington, Northwestern nnd Union Pa clllc railways 011 Tuesday scoured an injunction In the federal court to pre vent tho stnto railway commission from reducing the freight rates on g.'aln ond will contest tho authority or the commission In the inuver. Boys Ate Bananas and Died. Ishpomlng. Mich., Sopt. 11, Poison ed as n result, It Is bolloved, or eating bananas, two smnll sons of August Schaffer. living on a farm near bore, are dead, a daughter Is seriously 111 nnd August Schaffer, sr., grandfather of the children, is convalescent nrtor a severe attack of sickness ascribed to tho saiiio cause. The four persons nientloneiL were the only nieinbers ol the family to partnko of tho fruit. Train Killed Five Negro Gamblers. Newhurg, W. Vu., Sept. 11. Five negroes who wore sitting on tho Hal t more ft Ohio railroad tracks near this plnco Tuesday, engaged In shoot Iiw craps, woro run ioyu and killed by a train. Crafty Ruralltes. "I toM tho old farmer thoy wero making collar buttons up n' town out of old potatoes," whispered tho city boarder who hud Just arrived. "Yon hotter be careful," whispered his frlond. "Why so?" "Well, tho farmers won't admit Hint mio city roiKs onii get ahead of them DOG'S DAY IS OVER AT LEAST SO THINKS ONE WEARY PILGRIM. Writing In Tribulation and Sorrow He Recounts His Sufferings and Consigns Ihe Whole Race to Ptirdltlon. ,'J'I hnvo como to th' conclusion," said (he weary pilgrim, who was In a shocking humor, "thet this world would worry alon some how If they wnh't no dogs. 'Course, long ago they had their uses, though I ain't never had no use fer ent "Tho monks of Snlnt llernnrd Itep' a lot of big dogs one time an' named tli" place In honor of th' bensts. An' the monkfc woilld send them out on had nights an try to lose thorn, but alius somo tourist 'ud find th' stray an' lug him back home. Ich dog carried a little barrel of booze on his collar nu' In that way made himself pop'lar with totnl strangers. Them days air past now. They have moved th' Swiss Tyrol to th' Chicago amuse ment parks. So th' dogs, beln out ot a Job, nlr-'tio more use to nobody. "Oh, yis I alius hev a dog about. Rut from greetlu him with shoe leath er an' profanity every time ho make a plittnb fool of hfsseir I'm wore to a shudder. An' every time I am be reaved of a dog by somo blnnio dog thief I vow 1 won't never hov another. Hut It never nln't very long till some one else sticks me for a thoroughbred pointer with a pedigree tnado on th" spur o' th' moment. "I brought one homo th' other night and put him In n nlco box of straw. Ho waited till I was abed and then he set up th' worst lament you ever heard. I went down nn' shut him In th' bank Three- minutes later I put hint In th' henhouse. No good. He .vas hack under th' winder recltln' th' works or Kdgiir Aollan Poo as per several times previous. Then I went Jown an' turned a wnshtitb over thet nup nn sot on It. I lit n pipe an' ield dOWn thet wnllln' monster fer Miree hours. Then th' ol' womnn ttuck her bend outer th' winder nn' oul she hated to butt In an' of course I wns a-doln' th 'best thet could be did, but how would It do to tie th" dog In the outhouse? Tie him up! S'liucks! I never thought of thnt. It worked fine. "They say a dog Is man's best friend. Thet's nil right, but you never !ifn tell which man. 1 lied a large freckled kyoodle once thet would run 'h grocer boy olf th' place, chase th' lew minister up n npplo tree, scare th' wash lady Into gnllopln' conniption Its nn' then escort a frowzy tramp up to. th' house u-waggln' his tnll plumb up to his enrs. I got soro ot thet dog when ho halted 1110 one night nu' Jus' wouldn't lot mo come anigli th house. I got un armful of paving stones an' hr-d bust two holes in th kitchen wall v'011 I discovered In th' most natural way In th' world thet th' dog was he ilnd me chnwlii' my leg. An' only 'hot monilii tho brute lied let n bill .ollector walk right Into th' house. "Yes, sir, th' dog lies outlived his usefulness. All dogs hns,' fioni th' bow-legged bulldog to th' moiikoy faced pug, Doggone tho doggone dogs!" G. A. Thompson, In Chicago Dally News. A Favorite Resort. Marlonbnd, whither King Kdwnrd goes for his uiiuual "euro," was ol mist unknown n century ago. It was virtually discovered by Dr. Nehr, who pubjlnhed a, booklet In ISlii describing tho'nini'velous results upon patients or his who had been drinking tho wnters. Hut Dr. Nehr recommended thnt all Invnlids repairing to Marlenbnd should take their beds with tliem, because no accommodation whatever was tlion provided In such a sequestered spot. Mntters had not much Improved In 1820, when Goetho visited Marlenbad and drnnk tho wnters, for ho wrote to a Crlend: "I feel nn lr I wore In tho American solitudes, whoro tho fordsts are cut down to build up a city within IVreo yenrs." Nearly 20,000 valetudi narians now annually niako pilgrimage to Marlenbad. Dundee Advertiser. First UnlversaJ Language. One of tho earliest and most confi dent attempts to establish a universal langungo on tho lines of tlio modern Esperanto wns that of Sir Thomas Urquhart, who 'in 1053 Issued his "in troduction to a universal languaeo rwhich for vnrioty'of diction In each' part of speech surniountotli nil tho languages of tho world." An expectant public was blddon to look out Tor sub sequent volumes, hut they never ar rived, lllshop Wllklns, who flourished about the same period, had his own Ideas about a universal language, but they did not materialize. Ho wns a optimist of the first degree, nnd was firmly convinced that it would bo pos sible to communlcato with tho moon by mcnns of Hying machines. ii 1 .... Not Charlie's Gum. "Now, Charlie," said tho swoot-fnced llttlo woman, "boforo you como Into' Sunday school, don't you think it would bo nicp to tako your gum out of' your mouth?" 'Yessum; but U alotf mlno, It's my hruddor's." The Size of If, Daggs (readlns tho morning impor) I seo that a trust has a grlinon tlio south Arricnn ralneo, cud that It is likely, iho prlco ol diamonds will goj up". Mrs. Haggajjat a Slfimror How .S53SS va poor , -ML-Jt'l 2S asss-A- COAL BricK Cement, Limn, Stuitl, Wutl Plaster, Sower Pljic. Price & Hurley N. Prospect St. Phone 284 Between Railroads. THE LILY REMEDY Office: Suito 6-7 Cummin's Memorial liltlrj. Home treatment for the euro of Diseases of women and Other nervous Dispases. Consultation and Examination Free. MRS. CLELLA M. WILSON. Citizens' phone 114. 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