f 1 1 o U P 01 d U ai 11 II Li M M 'jc Snjan a$c. TFAAS Jtfa almut time to ir ke England oa tlerstaud uwt this ueiulsphero kt not a rafc-feaK far tor. T.' are auabla to racall the aamo of t.t km Mr. Plngre defeated, but bo rertuiatr made a thorough job of tha uoSccUtilnc. Atlanta exposition la now free of UoW. u U wonderful tbe way the new aba haa waked up anil proceeded lo 4a feaelaeM. t"a road to poverty In easy to find, lint ward to travel. The road to richr is Lard toflud. but rnxy to travel If you know how lo advertise yourself oa the waf. It In Mid that a tmile of cynical trl anph opread over New York society on learning that tho latest oelres to wed aa Kng!lnbman married one who baa ao title. If th" general government doc not loot sharp the municipal aulborltiea aton- lh like will, bare thai treaty wit England abrogated before It baa aa evoortiinlty lo act. It alrnoat term oa If there must I aorae ironrr back of the Hultan when bo aocorate hla murderera. It doea not npear credible that be bimiclf would barter, the Turkey carving. Tae rottennett of the Turkish em-ah-a (row center to circumference li at tasted by every available authority ex at the aultan, and bin opposing tetl tony only tends to strengthen the con viction that tho other are entirely Hgfct, Some month ago a firm !n Alabama etegraphed to a Chicago Orm to buy t00 bushel of wheat for them. The letagram plainly read M.000 bushel, aud that la what tbe Chicago firm pur hated. Uefore the error u noticed, however, the prU In wheat dropped, and tlx waa a Iota or 11,000 on the deal, which the Chicago firm had to pay. It tued tbe telegraph company fur Ue amount and thla week lost the suae because the claim waa not filed Ithln the tlxty doya limit. An extra cipher frequently cauaet great trouble. At the Ohio State unlvertlty a test sa made during the till of lmt year, the result of which was aa followt: An erdlnary wagon, with a new three-Inch lire, wat loaded with 1.4S0 pound, the dynamometer being used to meuture tho draft. On a hard dirt road the draft aa !M pound; on a grata field JUa'atJL;. Itf pounda: on newly plowed I, aa 7T1 pounds. The draft powf lease of 1,000 pounds I ISO pountj therefore I wo fcoraet could dm aorart rouiu om a grace sod. Wit hi aa much la a full H am, showing i tbe wide lire, toad easily on a grace sod. Wlthf row lire, half aa a two-horse team advantage for lion to which tUey become rollt jiruQClh. and level tbe road, and I It belter the more It it used. In eutllng It Into rut. It well the narrow tire (!j oa toft ronii i Immlgrttlon U, without doubt, on the Increase, though tbe total for tii? cal endar year will be smaller than It bat been In the year when the current of Ihe pcLtavtlon moxement hltherward waa at Itt height. For the month ot ftupteinber the number of Immigrant waa over 11. W0 In exettt of that for tWnlember, 1S'.M. while for the nine montht tho total was nearly M.000 lu txctata ot that for the corresponding period of luft year. If the proportion A IntrvatO which tai to fnr obtained should cunt I n no during Ihe year, the augmentation for the twelve months would be somewhere '.a tbe ni Ighbor aaod ot T7.000. Tbe Increase In tbe nlnma "f Imtnlrratlon would seem to e a reflection of the Improvement of ,,.-,i,,i n.imnn. in th. I nitrd Kt.te. watib, ha been golug ou for a )ear or were. A good deal of myttery iwrlalnj lo the water level of the great lakee be tween Ihe United States and Canada. Tweg constitute altogether an enormous treat water ocean embracing 77.450 aquirw aillea. This la an Immeute res ervoir, and It doet not teem likely that the withdrawal of 300.000 cubic feet per atiaiite by the proposed Chicago drain age rami would materially affect It. In a rain ot tlx Inches whbh recently tell over theve lakes, the amount ot water added to Ihem wat 1.07S.M0.176, tOO cubic feet It would take seven years for the Chicago cansl to with draw this amount of water. There are, however, pfrlo.tl.nl rises and fall lo all the Uke which have never been ac count! for. An old boutman on the St. Lawrence river that the rlief and talis ot the river occur in perlodi vf seven yesrs, the water steadily rlelng tevco years, and then falling tt stead ily tor the same length ot time. At pres ent the St. Lawrence Is at Its lowest bo. Next year It will begin to ri. and by IWZ It will be aa high as it ever It Tbe jury at Flint, Mich., that wat bilged to remain out all night did not propose to do It for ao thing. They re Hitdted the sheriff to tend l' a bushel t rod tpples. a seek of orang.t, a cask t cider, a tew sandwiches, a boa ol je-wlnggtimndafcoxof cigars. They vtdeatly thought they would re malt trt for a week." Tt rvmor that Baraa Bernhardt w ill raaae la America at one lo atody K Aaaea't kUUIcal aaatkoda with a lea te gutting pointer tor Ue Improvement writ awn art I generally dlh:itv4 CHILimEN OF JAVAN. MOST AMUSING LITTLE CXtNCS IN THE WORLD. tk t Umt Beat ef rult-Tke Peddlers af tHdlKi nad iu I Hi a Baslaees Juan at rtaj Tby Drw la Kakea, (Japanese Correspondence.) I1B LITTLK chil dren of Japan are without doubt the tuoat amusing and most charming lit tle being In the w hole world. Tholr eweotneati, good temper and pretty way arc prover bial. They are never angry, cry but tcldoui, and wem to be Ignorant of ihe very meaning of thn words dis pute, quarrel or fight, but are tweet uatured, amiable and gny. The life of a Japanese baby before It can use Ita fen U not very bnppy one, for It prac tlcally tnendt thn first two ytart of It llfo tied to vorae one else's back. Ita happlne during that period depend Ing very largely on that tome one else's Inclination to continually "move on Ita little legt are lied tlgbt lo the other persona back, and a ttrlng passed un der Itt little arma and round the neck of lie carrier; thus Itt arma and bead THE nMPKROR'8 SON', are allowed free pixy. At tbe poor mlte't chief auiUM-ment is sleeping and It hat no pillow or other support, the ilttio head bangs flrtt on one tide and then on 'he other, unless, lud-ed. It falls ttralghl back, and you wonder every time you tee It why Itt neck doet not break. Hut It doea not, and after aleeplng thus for a time, baby will sud denly wake up aud begin looking around lo a contented, happy manner. Of course they cry Nouietimes, but It Is generally because they are hungry, or tbe string hat become too tight, or tbe MihrijM r"CJnjjfV"'l n'lll too long. ive ao n tied n any la rbil- y con- OiOUO, i open but It by a knot- t their Uuipl.ii in in ii i i i i juthttig underneath, neither shirt nor chemise, skirt nor Irouaurt; not even ttocklngt or shoe. Most often their feet are bare, but a tew wear a species of Japan ese wooileo shoes or sandals of straw. Tbe kimonos worn by tne children are made of rich silk, often In very bril llsnl colors, and most magnidcentty embroidered with strange Japanese character and tlgo which we cannot understand, or fl with bird, flowtr, or huc.a Hg'Te lu t thouiiand color In tuiuuit-r, wlii-u It h very wirm. the children under seven or eight years of age put aside the kimono and wear for their only apparel a handkerchief about the waiMt. in winter, mhen mow r rain It falling, they put on overcoat! ."""J9 ot f lrw- whlcn ore absolutely Impenetrable, and at the tame time very light in wi-lght. Cte very straugu cuMom is that the i - ( , f v. .v. 'if 7 ... . .i V , .V; I' ' I A TKN'-YKAK-OI.D JAPANKSE C.lRU hair of Ihe children I never allowed lo grow long. Aa soon at they come Into the world, their beadt are shaved, al though often a little luft of balr shaped Ilk a crown I left on the top, or else the head U shaved entirely but for Iwo little patches of hair, one on either lid, which give to the little wearer an air thaa which nothing could be more droll. After they arc about Ave or all yrtrt Id. tbe balr ot the boy I allowtd to grow a little, and because It has been shaved ao often It- ls.wtry.and like a brush with, very at IS krUtlea At about tbe tarn tg th hair at the little gtrlt 1 1 allowed lo grow long, and la dressed la a uoet complicated matner and er aajented with fancy pin of all 1; IV':. mm" a) colore, with bird, atn. Tho work ot arrauglug the hair U ao difficult thai It la dono only one a week, and that they may not dinarrange the structure when In bed and aleeplng. little Japan ese girl are not allowed to uho pillows like ours. In fact, truth be told, no one Uiero baa a bed. They lie on the ground, on matt. The pillow of the little girl and of the women are a tpeclet of wooden bench moderately hlRb. which they pi ce under their necks, and which prevent their bead touching the floor. I waa very much aranird. on my ar rival In Japan, to ( before almost every house an Immense mast, much taller than the roof, from the top ol which floated one or several huge Untie, red or green, and made of cloth, which tha wind lnflnted furiously. Very toon I learned that these fishes Indicated Ita number of bo t poaaeseed by each fam ilya ton lo each flub. The Japanese, oelug great finhernien and flh fancier, admire certain tpiclea very much for inntaiicc, the carp, which alwaya swim up stream, a sign of courage and per severance, and which baa become there the emblem of the boy, whom tbey w luh to see poasrsoed of these qualities. In spite of their well-known politeness, the Japanese put nothing at the end of the mast when they have only girls In the family. Bhame! cry sbarue, young ladles, for the unappreclatlve onet who do not yet perceive the value and the charm ot your sex! flitieo we are speaking ot Cshes, let me tell you that little Japanese children eat a great deal of Osb, and eat It en tlrejy raw. Tbe fUhea are kept alive lu either ea water or rlvei water. In the kitchen, and Immediately on tlttlng down for the oral they are ut In small plws, and without aalt, pepper oi seasoning of any kind, are eaten witb the aid of two little stick. ca!!d chop sticks; for In Japan forks and knives are unknown. At first thought the Idea of eating raw fish I very repulsive, but, after all, do we not eat oyster and clam rawT Yea, and what I more, alive. , Often in Japan are leen strolling ped dler who wander about carrying over one shoulder a long pole, from both enda of which hang whole ttoree ot candy and aweeta. A toon aa th chil dren aee one of these vender, they run after him lu joyous band and relieve him of hi load aa completely it their small pocket fortune will permit Then too, there are In Japan many baxaar where toy are aold word. gun, pis tols, drums, trumpet, bones, menag 1 erlea. All the game howa here are to be found there, and many more beside. The dolls resemble tbe little Japanese themselves very much, and are very pretty. At Toklo. tbe capital, there l one quarter, consisting of three or tout street, which contains nothing but ba taars for the talc of children toy. It I the paradise of little Japanese chil dren, aud nothing In the world can give them greater pleasure than a prome nade through the street bordere with gay shops resplendent with thousand tad thousand of beautiful plaything 0m f a r.inL of FirTnns'. ChriHtmas and New Year's Day art unknown st holidays, but once each year there It a great children's festival On that day the baxaar quarter la mag nificently Illuminated, and the llttii children gather there and are laden down by tbelr parents with all the toyi their little arms can carry. I have often teen Japauese children playing la the parkt er In the ttreett aud have witnessed very funny race tbe alrongest boys carrying on theli shoulder little boy who played ti coachman, au.l o they ran. 1 have also aeen learns of hoy htrnmsed together, one In front with two behind holding him by hi waist, while on th heads of all three was perched a fourth who guided them bet he could. Hut It If not easy to run so, and these teams of teu come to grief, but the Japanese are so supple and so nimble that tbey are very seldom hurt. They are great gymnasts. In tbe schools more than an hour each day I spent In exercise ol thn body. The schools for little girls and young Indies ai soiurwbat differ ent. Namrslly they are taught read ing, writing, arithmetic, history and KnglUh, but fully half tbe time Is given to manual labor, such as sea Ing, cook liiK and Ihe art of painting and em broidery. All th schools are free, but the woik of tbe pupils Is sot' under the dlrortlon of Ihe management, and they work from eight to ten hour a day. Tbe little Japan. e boy love to Imi tate Ihe Americana. I have aeen whole band ot little fellow amusing them selves whistling, and whistling Amer ican Irs. Kour of them had formed a quartet one day, and with energy enough lo split tbelr cheek were whit tling "Marching Through Georgia." Having heard Americans call ,tbelt dug by asylag "come heref" they have apposed that It waa a name, and many of them bar given II to their dog r their tat, or birds, which tbey kav called Comeer." r A WOMAN OF SIXTV. AT THIS ASH FASHION FAILS TO PROVIDE FOR HER. All (lata Wall Buaaga tain I ha nfllaa Ara Kaarkaa nd I'aataU Thaa Iraa. ankers Iiefae a Ha-llf; Carraal tin, P TO SIXTT A well preserved wo man can mxnago pretty well, tayt Mrs. Lynn Linton In the London 'if 'fnc?. f n n VCv tl,",,'0 Bno i' (itii-f; ,n running. I i 1 i Iknu.h ol tha ll of the race; and she makes herself ridic ulous If she tries to -T--v keep up with the leaders. Ihit, onlea he be distressingly stout when she I not well preserved she Is catered for by the manufacturers of woven good, and she hs her ehare In the prettlnc of fashion and the churins of society. Her trouble begin when she I past 60. and the flrt miseries of old age are making themselve felt Then he i forced to acknowledge that society I dosing ;a rank against her. and that her plsee Is narrowing dally. Hhe is gradually falling out of the running al together; aud. like the straggler of an army, la left to solitude and desolation by the oayslde. No fashions are made with reference to k?r; and milliner nd dressmaker refuse to modify the current cut for her convenience or well being. When young, fresh face bedeck themselve like fuxxy-wuxxy on the warpath, and pile a very monutain of strong colored ornamentation on the top of their head, the milliner Insist on It that the faded carnation aud Iron gray lock of tbe wor.an pant CO shall be surmounted In the same slylt. If ohe plead for something ea outrageous she i met with tbe smile of superior wisdom should the go lo a really fash ionable and "up-to-date" establishment; nd her modest request Is either loftily Ignored or answered by a concoction ao dowdy, no ungraceful, at to be In essen tial part a rebuke in tibbor.s and an an of vlndlctlveness in Ian' and straw. Klia haa to make her choice between tome thing wholly unsuitable to her age or something wholly unbecoming to her lace and figure. Again, another sorrow In the life of W) odd and over. Past 60 at often as not develops u leaning toward brombttl and a tendency to gout, rheumatism, and sciatica, which healthy youth nel;h-r kno nor ran comprehend. Healthy youth want the windows open In all weathers. It can sit In a croft draft tnd luxuriate in the freshness thereby created. It goes out In the evenlnK with tin- wind M.iwiii from the north to (lie ent. ami Its i urly lock are grandly Independent of cover ing, while a slight little nuutle I all It condescends to cast about ita comely shoulders. Healthy youth declsrct It 'suffocite" when the window are shut, but paat CO knows that It alll be Joan with bronchitis If they are left open. Hence it requests thm to t dosed, and healthy youth flounces, re volts, complains. Ir lndlgm.nl. "This tweet, mild air give cold'- this delirious bieese dangerous! bat nonsense! and what selfishness to nnt them shut when everyone elw aanta them open'" Foor past CO fee!s like an outcast liraud ed with the scorn of all who are rtlll below that fatal Hue. Hut what I to lie done? It must dlut ami ba e Its focd like healthy youth or vigorous maturity, and a smart attack of bronchitis 1 too Mg a fine to pay for peace or popularity. Hence It ha to a-k for those closed windows, ahlch dig Its grave In public estimation, and caue It to be qualin.d with epithets like "horrid," "llresioaie," Ill-nature J." "detestable." ORICIN OF PNEUMATIC TIRES. Aa Iriih Iturlor Iaenu4 lkraa la I'rs servs Ills Kirn's llraltt,. Very fttw of the hundred of thou suiid of cyclists alio now enjjy the pantlme of an up-to-date safety shod with pneumatic tires have an Idea from what a crude contrivance thoee same air cushions on wheel have been evolved. Pneumatic tires were In vented In lhS9 by J. p. Dunlop. a horse doctor of Belfast. Ireland. He had a son who rode a tricycle and who, by his Indulgence, bad developed a arrvou trouble. The veterinary concluded that the boy' disorder wss due role!y lo the jolting of the wheels, and, planulug to do away with tbe objections, so that the lad might continue his exercise, be bit upon the Idea of putting air cushions on the wheels. With only such material as he bad at html for use In doctoring equine Invalids, he set to work, l ulng a broomstick it a mandrel, he wrapped It spirally with linen bandages. Next he took some rubber sheets and so lutUined them around the linen. The ends uls.i he fastened with rubber so lution. He Inserted a Valve a little bet ter than a plug tnj putting It on the wheel started his son away on the first pneumatic tires. It ss quickly found that the rough and ready style of fabric would not hold air. and so au Inner sheath of pure rubber wu trh"d. The valve wat vulcanlxed to thla Inner tube in RUcb a wty that In the event of any trouble with Ihe valve au entirely new air theath wa the only remedy. Flat rlmn were in u.: at the time and the tlret were fastened to the rim by a strip of muslin al.lch came ut with the free edge from the under aide ot the tire. The ends were wrapped around tba rim and vulcanised to It. Tbe linen cwmplervty covered -the rim. effectually concealing ita material. Tlrea atii-h a the were used for couple ofjeara' Tbey weighed from twelve ! flfteea pound a pair, and a puncture ra on at them ara about a aerlout a cottier a a brohea fraakt h at the rrfewrt tlmo. wrmmBmmw n , .jaia.. urn aa for futohr Campaigns. r "!' Was 'e mm is Ka rr eaaalltlaa Otal f I-alnlr. To what tin t Indebted for tbe honor of thlt call?" It waa Mrs. alary Ellen Rlckrtla who spoke. Una held In her hand the card of Mr i. Samantlia Jcuklnson, which had just been laid on her dsk by the office girl, for tbo card waa followed almost Inttantly by tbe entrance of the person whose name It bore. There was really uo necesalty for tho use of the card, cither, for the two had frequently met. Mr. KlcketUt wu the candidate fur Congress oa tbo llepubllcnn ticket, while Mia. Jenklnnnu waa the Ik-mo-cratlr nominee, t'uder tbe circum stances it was naturel for her to be surprised at receiving u call '.'rom he opponent. "I came Is ere you on a small miner of biiKinens," replied the inltor. "Pray proceed." "I have learned from good authority that your manager are bent upon a campaign of personalities, tnd that they Intend to give to the pre certain slan derous gossip about iuo Intended to lu Jure my candidacy." The speaker paused, and Mis. HU k ett sa'd Interrogatively: "WclIT" "Well," echoed Mr. Jmkiiuon, "we. must keep personalities out of the cam paign." "We must, must wr?" "We must." Mi. Itlcketlt sneered. Mrs. Jenklnaon waxed wruth. "Look hrre. Mry Ellen Hlcketls." she exclaimed, "don't you dare to turn up your tnub nose tt me, now." "Samantha Jenklnson." retorted Mrt Rlcketts, "my nose tt not a tnub. and don't you dare to presume to dictate what my managers shall or shall not do In thlr campaign." "We'll see about that. Mary Kill u Hiikettt, you were engaged to my bus band in your )oiiugrr Ijs, a good many yesrt ago." 'Ji m not nearly at old us you. I'd havi vou know." You are!" "I'm not. yotl ttirnltltig thiiiR!" "You nre!" "I'm not!" We will paiu ;ha! point, but I want to lay that wbeu I married my hu ibuni II your lo Uf.er were still In r.l possession, and t have them now." "You spiteful thing!" "Many u good lauich I've had ovei tin m. What pi rfevt goose you were!' "I Just fiatc )ou. so then V "And I merely wish lo add that on tbe very firs! publication uf a personal Ity about me In yn-.ir neaspaper orgam I shall print lu tbe hally Ilugle every single ono of your niuahy, Ijekadaltici eputli. Ui v on uiiderv.ar.J?" The tuo Muium y'.in.l i.: i .u h o'tn-i a half minute, aud then Mrs. Sam.inthi Jrnklnsun wi;U!re. leaving Mis Mary Kllm Ki. ki Its ilee p In Ihouxlit The itmpHlcn a conduc ted without ny prsiialltlcs.-llarpr' Itaar. THREE CREAT ACTRESSES. The Ara Sarah lUraharSI. lUUns XlaJjxka aa Mraaara !. There are perhaps only three llvln actresM-s now in active life lo woou. the title "great" would be applied by common connrut. Time are Sarai Herohsmt. Helena Modji-aka and Kle onor Duxe Jana mchek, alas! al though still upon the stage, belongs t the past, while Ka Terry, with ull her dainty skill and radiant charm, hat not )et reached tbne heUhts to whirl genius alone can aspire, l'aib of them excels In M'uys peculiar to herself Ilernhnrdt after carrying off all tin laurel. cfTirc l In the irtlfldal and de clamatory school of Freii. h tragi'dy, bat devoted her maturest power to the II lui'ration of the iiiom violent paalont concelvalii by morldd Imagination Her achievement In this direction bnvt lieen extraordinary, and lu-r dramatii genius rnunot bo disputed, but tome ol her latest triumph have been won lu deflanre of most of the laws of natnrt and many of the rule of truo art. Mod Jeiika, if less potent In th Interprets lion of the fierce t emotions than hei Kren. h rival, need fear no eomparltor with her In poetic tragedy; while In tht Held of iMH'tlc comedy she Is unrivaled Her performance uf Juliet, Rosalind and Ophelia are almost Ideally brauti ful. Kleonora Puse, whoe fame hsi blaied up with meteoric suddeincs. li pre-eminent above all actress of fcei time for versatility, that rare gift ol Impersonation still rarer among womei than among men, which can conceal tht real beneath the assumed identity with out resorting to the common rxpedlenti of theatrical disguise. The phrase that uch or such a part waa assumed b) this or that actor Is beard every day It Is a convenient, conventional am meaning expression. In the rase oi Duse It I ueej rorreetty and aignlliei just what has happened. Abaal I Ha Aa-iartraa Wkclnaa. Klla llepworth Dixon, an Kngliel writer. Informs the KngiUb reailers ol Ihe lAdles' Plrtorlal that in bleyrllns "the American ladles would appear It affect a particularly manly costumi with tight lii-ecthe cad flyaway coat Kor whit the American young woman pleases lo do she does, and there Is ni ono at least of the other sx who It audacious enough to say her nay. tit may grumble and sniff in hit offices sic club, but the American father and hut band It too well brought up to permit himself an opinion at home on any thing which concerns hi womankind.' aa Rar Ufa Baag . "Didn't you think that tha toprana sung The Mistake of My Life Havt lieen Maty with a good deal ef ftellai thla mornlngf "Tbera la so , reaaea ' wy tht bouldat: tbt' bee married itm ilsea."Truh. i i i it 1 IT BROKE HIS HEART. Jaa MrCaasbaa Caald, aevl Hla rH.adt fall ! ' Jam MeCaughan was borU-d t-f oently In rarkvlllo. L. i., lived many yaiw. Ho waa ono oa t most familiar figure lu tho hardw f biidneaa In NewTork. and hla " ha left a gaa-whTih will bo nolloed k rowfully by many hardwaro nvta f liked him, with hi breexy l Vn joviality. -Jim MeCaughan, mayor Parkvllle," a U hardwaro mea call'-o him, had almost a monopoly U U"r trucking bualneat tor the hardwire men. He began fifty-two year ago and gave tuch reliable service that fin ally bo bad a prosperous buslnesa. H became rich, but remained the folly old man, and went from o&Vw t ofllre ever- day with a jolly ehoat ef welcome, a new Joke or a funny elury. Kven the most tlald men became to a customed to hit visit that Ihey would have missed him had be failed to ap pear. He waa at open-handed aa he was jolly. Many clerks found him a friend lu need. His generosity tnd hi truthfulntw. for be iwora by hi friends, were proverbial among Ibow who knew him well. A abort Mmn aftr l man whom he trusted and respected fur year proved faithless. He bur rowed 13,000 and failed to repay It. When the old man found that bl trust had been misplaced he teemed to br-K down all at once. He grew older vul bly. They used lo sy lu him. "Cher up, you have a pile of money, you don't mind a lot like that." but he aald tha: it waa not the money, but Ihe knual tslge ibat a man whom he had liked so well bad proved falthlewa. -j tell yuu. boy," ho said a few day ago, "the ttlng bss broken my heart. It' going to kill me. I don't care a hether It d ies or not." lie became 111 I. at week anil died Wednesday. The business Di.-n ho knew him and knew the cirrum nances say he died from a broken h -a't. He served lu the late war, and amuamg itorle are told of hla prank. Amm othsr thing, when on picket d'lt once, he Industriously "borrow s ' loaves of bread that were b-lng bsiml for the officer and carried them ti :h hungry privates. THE COLONEL WAS MEAN fee a Mlg tl.a N ftar4 a aaisll Uaaia with Hla r Itrk.u J-rom th Chicago Tntiuinv i'ol. Ill.iuk waa k big. pompous man. u it behoove on" to be who aHplies t a military title without Ihe draab k of a military life. He was alasy oiling pwple' attention to his marked fiia: resemblance lu James C Itlalne, "tne greatest man. sir. this century aa I thU onntry have p'odini-d." And pt),n!-ll-naturrd peop'e, that l-thout it tl.e ,'olonri bad a vivid Inuiln.itiou Tbre urn- a prodlgalitv auout bis phy:ii that one somehow eipiHleJ to -' re peated In the co ouel's cliaMoter. And to hear lb colonel bold forth fna Use end of the boarding house tahl jrev which he presided, Ihe uuohU:i.-Je, boarder would never have douhtej that inch a reasansble ripettslion woull be t alucd on closer acquaintance. What, then, in this uusiiphlstlcatej aura urprise lo hear tht doughty ( ilonrt. vlilently In a high good humor aith himself, say one day; "Well. I eirned my far downtown today. " That the rulonel would toop In earn a n. kle waa remarkable; that he should l--i af It was Incredible. "You see," (eo--eeded the man of mi liary anplr!; n. 'I went down In the carette. (ieflng " In at Schiller street the mretts empty, and I went any up to the front and bought six tickets for a quarter. One I dropped In the box. Then aa the rar filled up I was exceedingly u-ful to thjie who eat farther down. 'pitting their fares up and depositing iVhu An exceedingly polite man thy n'l thought me. And ao I am. so ( am. Hut instead of dropping their nt :tt n the box I dropped my tickets In until I had used up my Ave ticket and cun OHcated five nlcklea. I had regime! ny quarter and paid my fare. After that I was not so polite. I let people Irop their nlrk'e Into the chute wnirh, lie company provide for that purvjae. wful nulanui-e, that chute. Hut it lot my business to play conductor if he company's too mean to hire aay. ' tnd the colonel called tor another cup if tea. and the unsophisticated one tasped to think of the sraalln4 ot which inch greatness wit rspahn. VVMla Pkiaa Biaek Ara I'asklaaaMa. Women who And linen collar chafu tnd irritate th aklo ot their neck are now wearing with the Norfolk ja-ket and open collars ot their cloth cDttuoir the white pique stocks. These t x-kn are nothing more nor less than au extra long four-ln hsnd. which U put twice around the neck before leMng tied. There it a little knack in lng them, which at first It difficult, tml when conquered givet delightful re sults and is vastly more comfortable than a stiff, high collar and tie. Whit tles nre the beet for thl etyle, ai the white against the nerk I more tn-mi-ing than the dark colon. liarllr aa a NMlr. Kven the phylloxera cjnnot n md the amell af Spanish gsrllc. Ml I"" fenimr Oranada ya that Ihe villas of Valor. In th Alpujarraa, used ! et port large quantltlea of garlic to Mex ico and Ihe I'nlted Hlate. Of (Ate year tbe demand haa fallen off. the farmer being left with their crop on their hands. One farmer took It Into hi head to use hi spoiled gjrll) manure tor bl vine, which were con sumed by tha phylloxera. The plant rame up clean and atroeg. with ao trace of the disease. Last winter hut alb bora Imitated him, with the re tutta. tlaaw'l aie aJa. 'Jonaa la a chronic candidate. To Of eertaln knowledge b watfaoilog thirty year aga." ' "Wtar vaa tkitr . "la tk war." AtUnu CiHlt'ioa. ' I a' 4-: T i, It ' 'I' !l