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CONSIDER the PJgt my daughter,
learn of Its "ways and grow wise.
Consider that no one loveth or
esteemeth the Pig until it Is dead, and
let this teach thee so to conduct thyself
that all the flowers wilt not be saved
for thy funeral, but thou shalt have
bouquets handed to thee even in this
life.
Peradventure thou thlnkest that all
Swine are of the masculine persuasion,
but in that thou errest. There be fe
male Swiis whose pwinishness excel
leth even that of the subway Hog, for,
verily, great are the wonders of nature
and the Impossible ofttimes cometh to
pass.
Observe, my daughter, that much in
dulgence at the food trough hath given
embonpoint to the Pig's figure, so that
It waddleth when it walketh, and no
man deslreth It for a pet. Xet this be
even as a red lamp of warning unto thy
feet, to teach thee to pass up the suc
culent lobster and the toothsome rare-
bit, and eke the chocolate cream and
the cake that melteth in the mouth,
for no man loveth a fat woman, nor
yearneth to cuddle her under thd chin
If so be she hath three chins.
Hather shalt thou draw thy hunger
belt in another notch, and nibble upon
a cracker and a glass of cold water
than to eat thy fill of terrapin and
champagne, for great is the reward of
the maiden who is straight-fronted
and slim.
Many shall sing her praises and seek
to be seen out with her. and she shall
have dance partners to burn, whereas
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the foolish virgin who hath the shape
of a prize Berkshire shall paper the
wall, and no man shalt have the cour
age to ask her to tread a measure with
him.
"Without doubt, my daughter, there be
worse things that canst be said against
a .maiden's character than that she Is
fat, but there is -no other thing that
so giveth her the double cross in mat
rimony. Better were it for her to have
broken all the Ten Commandments
than to tilt the scale at 180 pounds.
Take note, my daughter, that the
farmer hath only to give thevflrst call
to dinner in the dining car, when all
the pigs come running, liet this warn
thee to be not too eager to accept ev
ery time a man hinteth at eats to thee,
lest he should suspect thee of being
sister to the swine.
Be not like one of those greedy
damsels with a continuous perform
ance appetite, who canst not pass a
swell restaurant without spreading
their nets to lure some unwary man
therein.
Behold, such a maiden, when she
hath taken her seat at a table, doth
draw off her gloves and say sweetly:
"Really, I have only just had dinner
and can partake of only a bite, so I
will have only a little consomme and,
a trifle of fish meunnlere, and a bird,
with a bit of salad and cheese, and a
cafe parfait, and with it give me to
drink, I pray thee, the wealthy water
that flzzeth in the glass."
And the while she speaketh, the
waiter smileth with glee, and the man
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sheddeth cold perspiration while he at
tempteth to count the scads in his
pocket, and wondereth whether the bill
that he feeleth with his fingers Is a
one spot or a gold certificate. ""
An the maiden patteth herself on the
back while she gorgeth herself upon
the fat of the land, and thipketh that
she hath struck an easj-mark; but,
verily, she mistaketh greatly, for unto
himself the man speaketh, and thus he
communeth with his own soul:
"Not for muh, he sayeth, "for if she
eateth everything on the menu from
soup to nuts when she hath no appetite,
What shaH she do when she Is hun
gry? Kind Heaven forbid that I should
ever stand ior such an one's board
bill!" '
And forthwith the man goeth his way
and seeketh out a maiden who feeleth
that she hath indulged in an orgy when
she hath had a plate of ice cream at the
soda fountain. For when a man spend
er n nis money for food, yea for much
rich food, he deslreth to eat thereof
himself, and he consldereth It to be
wasted upon a woman.
Observe also, my daughter, that
when one speaketh to a pig It only
grunteth .in reply. "Wherefore it cuts
no ice in society.
Let this teach thee, my daughter, not
to grunt when people speak to thee.j
uui uu lhwu answer mem at random.
Have whatever other faults thou pleas
eth so that thou are responsive.
When thou goest abroad, sit not up
like a graven image, and force not
those that seek to conrerse with thee
to pull a word out of thee, even as with
a corkscrew. Above all, when thou
marrlest, vex not thy husband by
hearkening not to his word3, and re
plying not to them, so that when he
shall say to thee, "If president Taft had
asked my opinion, I could have pre
vented him from making- mistakes,", or,
"I told Smlthkins months ago what "the
market would do, for, verily I am a
wise man and a seventh son of a sev
enth son," thou shalt not say unto him,
"I apprehend that sleeves will be worn
larger this fall."
For lo, the woman who grunteth
when her husband speaketh to her, and
who Showeth by her reply that she
listeneth not to him, wiltf get upon his
nerves, and her will he forsake and
hike unto a discreet woman who will
wag her tongue with flattery, and who
will sit at his feet and drink in his
words as If an oracle had spoken.
Be not like unto those lady swine
who spread their skirts In the street
car, and take up the room of two while
others hang on to the straps. sAnd
spread not thy bundles so that every
one who walketh up the car aisle
stumbleth over them and barketh his
shins.
Nor shalt thou bloc"v up the doorway
In the theater whilst thou holdest a
conversation with thy friend about thy
handmaiden and thy offsprings, and the
scandal about thj' neighbor across the
way. Neither shalt thou sees tc ino-
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TV03IEN'S ORGANIZATIONS
The Slaakspere Reading club will
meet next Monday at the home of Mrs.
W. H. Williamson.
Much interest Is being shown in the
parliamentary law class of the Wom
an's ;lub, which meets each Wednesday
during the summer at the home of the
president, Mrs. S. J. FennelL
An ehioyable social occurrence of the
week, w'as the meeting of the Silent
Twelve club held on Thursday at the
home of Mrs. E. M. Fraser.
The decorative scheme was attrac
tively developed with quantities of sun
flowers which adorned the different j
apartments, and were also in the center
of each of the refreshment, tables.
The club prize, a, Handsome embroid
ered sofa pillow, bearing the club name,
was won by Mrs. Vardy Puckett, and
the guest prize, ,a pretty receipt book
embrldered. went to Mrs. J. E. "Winner
Mrs. W. E. Clark received the consola
tion prize, a dainty sun flower hair
receiver.
The refreshments were served In
paper plates formed Into sun , flower
shape, and each guest was presented
with a sun flower as a souvenir of the
afternoon.
Club members present were: Mrs. E. F.
Croom, Mrs. Barbee, Mrs. Cha3. Fraser,
Mrs. Vardy Tuckett, -Mrs. James Ridge,
Mrs. J. D. Berry, Mrs. W. E. Clark. The.
guests of the afternoon were: Mrs. Ed
ward YInger, Mrs. Moffett, Mrs. A. J.
Fraser. Mrs. J. E. Winner. Mrs. Mc
Cummen, Miss Marguerite Hal, Miss
Byra Abbott.
nopolize the bargain counter, nor. make
the weary damsel In the hat depart
ment try on thee 57 different confec
tions, when thou hadst no Intention
of purchasing even a paper of pins.
Behold, many of thy sisters do these
things, thereby causing others to curso
and blaspheme, and to take to strong
drink. ,
For consider, my daughter, that the
pig is not a lovelj' creature, and of all
women none hath so little charm and
attraction as she who resembleth it in
being greedy, and selfish, and fat.
Thus from this humble animal mav-
est thou learn many valuable lessons.
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EL PASOANS ATVAT.
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Mrs. TV. H. Kinnon and mother, Mrs.
M. H. Kellogg and daughter, Miss Mar
garet Kinnon, left this morning for
Tezuitlan, Mexico, where they will re
main all summer.
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The Misses Kqtherlne and Alice
Flynn will leave the first of the week
for, Topeka. K&ns., and Denver Colo.,
and will be absent until September.
Miss Dixie Fassett Is spending the
summer in Baltimore, visiting her sis
ter, Mrs. Joseph Healy.
Mr. and Mrs. F. S. Meyer will leave
the latter part of next week for X.os
Angeles, to be absent all summer.
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Miss Blanche Hall is sojourning in
California and will spend the rest of
the summer there.
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Miss Isabel Kelly left recently for
Mexico City, where she will spend the
summer visiting her brother. '
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Miss Elizabeth Bryant, daughter of
day sergeant, Ed Bryant, of the police
force, left Friday morning over the
Santa Fe for a month's visit In Las
Cruces.
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Miss JimmieBrooks left Thursday
night for a visit to her father's ranch
In New Mexico.
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P. Bohn has gone to California to
spend a short vacation.
Mrs. W. H. Burges will soon leave
for Long Beach, Cal., to spend a month.
Miss Lucille Smith, who has been
visiting at Moberly, Mo., for some time,
will soon go to Minneapolis, Minn., for
the remainder of the summer.
Mr. and Mrs.. T. M. "Wingo will go up
to Cloudcroft August 3 for a month's
stay.
Mrs. A H. "Winter Is spending the
summer in Los Angeles, and will be
absent until September 1.
Miss Marguerite Hale Is sojourning
MONDAY
MORNING
A. Camozze.
Camozze Ice Cream Co,
WHOLESALE and RETAIL
Pure Ice .Cream, Sherbets and Ices. Place your orders early for your Sun
day dinner and see how well we can serve you.
Bell Phone 296.
Furniture? Young's Sell It For Less!
Because We Are Not la tie Higa Rest Dkirkt
Do You Want to Sleep Out ?
If you do, come to this store and sret an outfit -fvvr si ppt.
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Young's EI Paso
307 S. EI Paso Si.
at Hermosa Beach, California, and later
In the season will go to Portland, re
turning: home in the fall by way of
Denver and Yellowstone Park.N.
. Dr. C. P. Brown will leave Honday
on an extensive eastern trip, embrac
ing Memphis, Nashville, Louisville, Ky.,
Cincinnati. Chicago and Rochester, n!
7. He will be absent about six weeks,
EL PASCALS GO TO
MOUNTAIN EESORT
Cloudcroft. N. M., Jul 15. Mrs. Van
C. Wilson has returned to El Paso, after
spending: several weeks as the guest
o fMrs. J. G. McNary, at Mountain
Park. When Mrs. Wilson came to
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Mountain Park her baby was very sick,
but is now in perfect health.
Among the new arrivals in Cloud
croft are W. G. Dunne. W. B. Latta, J.
F. Williams. Frank Coles anfl .T a
iHapper.
NKegstered at the Lodge: P. Thomp
son Chicago, 111-.; C. J. Allen, El Paso;
J. D. Soper, Chicago; W. H. March. El
Paso; B A. Croxton, New York; John
Anderson Airs Ar X TVrliriit "CT Tnm-
J V. E. Mehdenbell, Chicago; Mr. and
jars, uustave zork, Chihuahua, Mex.;
Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Robert. New York;
E. H. Logett. El Paso; E. F. Peel. Den
ver, Colo.; Mr. and Mrs. David Daly,
Houston, Texas; Mrs. Harry T. Cochran
and son, Belton.
Mutt and Jeff axe with us. Another
appearance today era Classified nae-
' Every day in The Herald hereafter