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EL PASO HERALD
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A GOOD MANY went to hear what
the Hog Ford preacher had to
say about the present past and
future last Sunday. nis sermon was
erestelng nd 'ntructle and he
had good order and close attention un
,1 a rival attraction appeared in tbj
llLJf of Miss Kiuzie Allsop with a
"'The Hogwallnw eltiiene and those
around here are not bothering sc -much
Uout the pre.Mice of the hookworm
i they are the scarcity of fishing
1 smi Finders returned Tuesday with
i lot of wild flower plants. He has
planted them In his yard and thinks
lip ran tame them.
Washington Hocks has made up his
t ilml to run tor some good, easy office.
h having done the public many ra-
ore In past years that deserre reward.
He will probably run for the office or
treasurer of the Dob Hill church.
Luke Mathewsla Is very much Inter
ested in the way the various harvester
trust suits In the U. S. come out In the
ourts. as he used to own a thresher
himself ,
Miss Itosyola. Moseley Is making her
celf taller by wearing an upright hat
with tall feathers on It
The dogs along the road are merely
w lettng their time when they bark
st the mall carrier, because he does
not pay attention to them.
tlas Peck says it is Interesting to
w itch the ants at work In large
lioes. running to and fro on the
Kiound, but that it is a hard matter
to tell Just what thev are tiying to
do.
Columbus Allsop w ill take his bass
fiddle to Tlckillle Saturday Lening
10 plav for ti e thunderstorm scene In
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Sliest
o orders snllrltrd In vlolntion of
Trim, I.nv. 'Ilrrt Itamrj Co. Inc., El
1i'ro. Trinm Wholeanlp Distributers."
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Lost 1 7 Weeks' Work Due
lo a Badly Deranged
Stomach. Is Now
Cured
hep the stomach is strong and ac
n it keeps the body In a state of
mhI, lubust health, cheeks bright,
. i x . Iear. full of im and vigor, snap
and n.erio. and able to ward off any
- irt of disease'
Ti l rxplaln the unparalleled success
I I uit Juice It brings perfect health
tli u much-abused organ, the stom-
li ind this, in turn rids the whole
on) of these symptoms, acts on the
i - and kidneys and banishes reu
xii itlsm from the blood.
Many testimonials are daily received
fioin well-known people relative to the
mmderful curative properties of Plant
hnre One recently received Is from
Mr Iald A. Ktans, who resides at No.
"i Canal Street, Watertown. Mass. Mr.
I . ins has lived 23 years In Boston, and
h m been emplo) ed for the last 19 years
ih street railway company as a con
OiK tor He stated
1 hdd suffered from stomach trouble
iik' ner nusness for four vears It took
th. foim of indigestion and dyspepsia.
l food rermented and caused gas to
form and I had headaches and dtzsy
sp. 115 1 became so bad that I lost 17
Tirrkt' work, and could not sleep at
i 'thi was nerouK and restless, 1 lost
.' pounds in weight In the last three
if itb I hae been taking your medl
. me for the past three weeks now and
liae gained 11 pounds My food agrees
with mc and my nervousness has en
nrel disappeared I experience no
.listress whateer after meals and have
o more aches or pains. I am now
feeling better In health than I have
to n in ears"
Tijnt fuice Is sold In El Paso at
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Correspondent.
(George BlngaanO
the show at the opera house.
The clock peddler has decided to
come through Hogwallow about every
eight days instead of going around
through the Calf Ribs neighborhood,
ho having put all the clocks in that
anitlEnn In rrnml VMTinlncr Order. He
says so perfect Is Bis Knowjeo.se ui
clock that he can take one that Is lit
Twrefect runninir condition and fin1
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something the matter with It. i
A large seized crowd was out to
hear the Dog Hill preacher last Sunday,
notwithstanding the good weather.
Sidney Hooks, who has been accused
of carrying conceal weapons In his
pistol pocket, has concluded to wear a
short coat from now on. In order that
everybody may see
"Wild hog has put in its appearance
around the postofflce to bother the
postmaster for the summer. He says
he and the rest of the Democratic
party are having a hard time and lots
to contend with these days
Washington Hocks had lust left a
tree Thursday morning when It was
struck by lightning. He says If a
person will always take that precau
tion he will never get killed
The next time Jefferson Potlocks
goes fishing he says he will be heavi
ly armed. He made this announce
ment when he appeared at the post
office the other day after having been
to the creek to open the spring fish
ing season Ho says he caught one
of the biggest fish that was ever seen
In this section, and that after a hard
struggle he got it on the bank and
was about to knock It In the head
with a fence rail When the fish at
tacked him with its tall and knocked
him down several timed. Finally the
fish escaped to the water, and, though
Jefferson stood on the bank with re
newed determination and a large club,
the fih did not return. Jefferson Joined
the Baptist church In 1882
14
YEARS Ago Today
From The Herald of This
Date. IBM.
Great preparations were being made
liv the local lodge Knights Templar for
the entertainment of the visiting
knights In this city on April 16 The
committee In charge of the program for
the event and who are working Indus
triously, are as follows: 11 jr. Bray.
Ir T. A. Bray. H. A. Carpenter, TV. T.
Hixson. A. Boos. J W. Magoffin, J M.
Dean, K. C. Pew, Booth and Crowe The
convention will extend over a period of
three days.
Miss Florence Beal entertained a few
friends at dinner last evening.
Hon George TV. Prltchard, of White
Ouke, N M., arrived in the city
H s Harmon, general attorney of the
I.I Paso & Hock Island railway, has
1 ft for th' west on business.
" M Shannon, of the copper com
p,ii. of that name, arrived in the city
from Clifton, Ariz., on business,
Hnry D. Bowman, the banker and
remiir of the land office at Las Cru
Oak V M, arrived In the city
Within a short time work will cora
ra nee on the construction of oil tanks
.iiong the line of the Southern Pacific
r itlnav.
JFiss Marietta Kirk, who has been
v isiting the family of Mrs. M. O. Wright
for Kome time, left Tuesday night for
Shatter, Texas
J V Ellmore, traveling freight and
passenger agent of the Texas & Pacific
railway, has returned from a business
trip to New Mexico.
Miss Lola Mayfleld, a teacher In the
public schools of El Paso, left for
Huntsvllle, Texas, to attend the summer
normal to be held at that place.
A meeting will be held this evening
In the office of recorder R. F. Burges,
In the fire department building, of the
newly organized camp of the Sons of
Confederate Veterans
Walter Arnold, formerly connected
with the Lowden National bank, of
this city, arrived In the city from Clif
ton, where he holds .the position of
cashier In a bank of that city. .
It Is expected that the taxpayers of
the city will shortly have an opportu
nity to vote on the proposition to issue
bonds amounting to $100,000 in order to
provide for certain necessary public ex
penditures. The current indeptedness
of the city at the present time is about
1-26,000.
To Buy 5000 Feel Of Hose;
Cotion For Firemen, Nol Sity
Bids will be opened Thursday morn
ing for E00O feet of two and one-half
Inch fire hose for the fire department,
and ' representatives of several fire
hose companies are In the city.
Among those who have submitted
bids are J. B Llpplncott, of the Boston
Woven Hoso & Rubber company, J. D.
Horan of the Bowers Rubber company:
and R. W Joyner, of tho Eureka Fire
Hose company.
The olty has purchased two new
street sweepers which will be delivered
within the next few days. The
sweepers, which cost $660 each, sprinkle
the street and sweep and pick up the
dirt, saving the work of several men.
U. S. GOVERNMENT IS
GREATEST OF PUBLISHERS
Washington. T C, March 29 Con cress Is
endeavoring to regulate the printing and
distribution of the millions of documents
turned out bj the government each year
so as to prevent their accumulation end
storage her During- the last seven vears
6 90S, 693 publication estimated to have coat
the government at least S,&00,000, were con
demned as waste paper.
The government or the United States Is
today the greatest publisher In the world,
no nation even approaching this country n
the effort to enlighten Us people by the
printing of millions upon millions of public
documents year after year.
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T is not well known in America t
that Bertha Kalich, the famous I
tragedienne, who Is now a Wtl-
I ham Fox star In motion pictures, also
is an accomplished and experience".
grand opera singer. At the ago of
I 14 slit joined a German opera company, ,
having just finished a course In a con- I
1 servatory In Lemberk. Galicio. She
soon left the German company and en-
tered the chorus of a Polish company
At the age of 15 sho was offered an
engagement In the jewisn meaier a
prima donna and for two years sang
in operas and in biblical plays.
After a season In Hungary she re
turned to Poland for a year, but her
fondness for singing sent her hurry
ing back to Bucharest, Rumania where
she sang the principal roles in ''The
Gypsy Baron," "II Trovatore," Car
men" and in operas by Offenbach and
ct..A.tin T.et at thi time she met
I an American theatrical manager and
ne brought her to the umiea oiaies m
jSg5 Her fame spread beyond the
iiniFsn nn the Yiddish theater ana
) soon caused her to learn the language
nf he,. tiw nenniA and take her right
ful place in the English language
theater .....
Kalich Is a Galician Jewess by birth
but an American by choice for the re
mainder of her life She has an In
grained love and affection for America
and all that it stands for in freedom
of thought, speech and religious faith.
Her transformation was one of the
quickest ever effected in a foreign
born genius thrust upon strange soil.
SCREEN WORK DELIGHTS
DRAMATIST HOWARD.
"I don't wonder that so many au
thors, dramatists and stage players are
giving their whole time to motion pic
ture work." said George Bronson How
ard, the famous novelist and play
wright. "It certainly Is a fascinating
world." The literary light had Just
spent a day, -at the Kalem Glendale,
California, studio, watching the mail
ing of several scenes for his series,
The Social Pirates."
Dorothy Bernard, when she Is not
working In one or another of the Wil
liam Fox studios, cultivates roses. She
says the finest fertiliser she has yet
found Is to save coffee grounds, dry
them out and mix wun an eiiuai
quantity of soot Spread ound the j
"goof an" VsUcIdcbe aTa ferHU "r.
Bedtime Story For
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"Uncle Wiggily
By HOWARD,
"W
rEU where are you going
this mornme. uncle wig
111,)" asked Nurse Jane
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Fuzzy Wuzzy, the musKrar. iauy, w ia
rabbit gentleman as he lifted his red.
white and blue striped rheumatism
crutch down off the hat rack, and
opened the front door.
"Oh. I'm Just going out for a hop
through the woods," replied the bunny
uncle. "Mother Goose said that Grand
father Goosey Gander was coming to
pay her a visit today, and as I haven . t
seen him In some time, I thought Id
go over myself and have a little talk.
"Very well," went on Nurse Jane,
"and on your way back I wish you
would bring me a spool of threat!.
"A spool of thread Why. certainly,
promised Uncle Wiggily. and off he
hopped through the woods until he
came to where Mother Goose lived.
Her house was next door to the shoe, in
which lived the Old Woman Who Had
So Many Children She Didn't Know
What To Do.
"Good morning. Mother Goose,' said
Uncle Wiggily olltely "I hope I see
you well. Has Grandpa Goosey Gander
come yet?"
"Not yet I am expecting him every
minute. Sit down and make yourself at
home," and Mother Goose dusted a
chair. , . ,
Uncle Wiggily sat down, and he and
Mother Goose were talking about the
best way to give the most bread and
Jam to animal children, when along
came Grandpa Goosey.
"I'm sorry I'm late." he said, all sort
of flustred like, "but I lost a button off
my coat. I stopped in a tailor's to have
it sewed on,tbut, would ou believe. me?
There Isn't a tailor to be found in
Woodland not one In this whole
forest!"
"Nonsense!" cried Mother Goose.
"Why, there are four and twenty
Utllors here Just as many as there
were blackbirds baked In the pie that
was set before the king. No tailors to
be found out of all the four and
twenty 7 Nonsense'" and she swept
cobwebs down out of the sky Just for
fun.
"Not a tailor!" said Grandpa Goosey.
"Their shops were open, but the
tailors were cone, and so I had to come
without a button on my coat"
"Never mind." said Mother Goose.
'TH sew It on for you," and she did.
"That reminds me." said Uncle Wlg
gllj, after thy had talked a bit
"Speaking of tailors. I'm to bring
Nurse Jane a spool of thread. I think
I'll be hopping along. If I can't find
any i tailor in his shop, where I can
buy the thread, I'll have to go to the
five and ten cent store."
fin he said trood-br to Mother Goose
and Grandpa Gander, and away hopped
SCHOOL
f(m cu,U)Ren, wen noo, V T - (FSwo 0S!, "
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3prKE!
Bertha Kalich.
"Slander" Mine. Knllch'n first pic
ture, will be released early in May. In
this drama the famous tragedienne Is
Hiven a big. sympathetic, human part
filled with tense moments and making
a call upon her talents for everything
of TrhlcU she Is capable.
Dorothy. Is a former El Paso
actress.
stock
jtonteU. the well known
movie actor. 1. going Into vaudeville.
tie Little One3
and the Tailors.'
B. GARIS.
the bunny uncle gentleman over the
fields and through the woods.
I w onder If I could find those four
and tyenty tailors!" though Uncle Wig
gib.' "Four and twenty? thatSi. Just
two dozen quite a number. I wonder
why they all left their shops? I won
der r
And Just then from behind some
bushes he heard sonte voices saying.
"You go up and Jab her!"
"No. you do itr
"I'm afraid'"
"Well, so am I. HI there, who has a
yardstick? Let whoever has one Jab
herl"
"And let some one tickle her with a
nedle "
"You do Itl"
"No vou. xm arraia. ,
"Well, so am I! BoC" 1
"Goodness me gracious says aiive
and some hooks and eyes!" cried Uncle
Wiggily. "What does all this mean'"
He peeked through the bushes and
there he saw. on the woodland path, a
lot of men with needles, pins, spools
of thread, tape measures, yardsticks,
thimbles, scissors and all things like
that
"Who are youT" asked Uncle Wig
gily in surprise.
"I'll tell you who we are," answered
one of the twenty-four, for there were
two dozen or them, as the rabbit gen
tleman could count Then some one
sang this song:
We four and twenty tailors went to
catch a snail.
The best man among us dared not
touch her tall.
She put out her horns like a little
Kylow cow.
So run, tailors! Run! Or she'll bite
us all Just now!"
And as the tailor said that he turned
and ran through the woods as fast as
ever he could run, all the other twent
three running after him.
"Oh, my' Oh, me' Oh. dear! This Is
too funnj '" cried Uncje Wiggily.
"Four and twenty tailors afraid of a
snail, even If she did put out her homs
like a Klow cow. I say, tailors'
Come back' Come back'" cried Uncle
Wiggllr "Mother Goose Is worried
about you. Come back!"
"We're frald of the snail'" said one
who had sung the song.
"Nonsense'" laughed Uncle Wiggily
"She wouldn't hurt a lightning bug'
Come here. Til show you how to make
her pull In her horns'"
Slowly and carefully the four and
twenty tailors came back on their
tippy tiptoes.
"What did you want to catch a snail
for. anyhow?" asked the bunny uncle
"Make her put In her horns so she
won't look so much like a cow and
DAYS
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One of tfes Fire
scare us, and we'll tell you," said the
singing tailor.
Uncle Wieuily laughed and suddenly
j cried:
"Snail, snail, pull In your norn.
Here's Jlmmle. the duck boy.
Looking for corn!"
Then the snail quickly pulled In her
horns and crawled away and she didn t
hurt the tailors any, and they didn t
tickle her with a needle, thimble or
even a spool of hooks and eyes.
"We Just wanted to see if we could
catch a snail." said the singing tailor.
"We didn't mean to hurt her. but It says
In Mother Goose's book that four and
twenty tailors went out to catch a
snail, and as we were not very busy
this morning, we went out But Oh!
how fierce she did look with her horns.
I'm not going snail-hunting any more!
"Nor I." cried the other twenty-three
tailors In a chorus. Then they thank
ed Uncle Wiggily for having driven the
snail away, as he did, my making be
lieve Jlmmle Wlbblewobble, the duck
boy. was coming after her (since ducks
like snails very much). And the tallora
each gave Uncle Wiggily a spool of
thread, so Nurse Jane had all she want
ed, and Grandpa Goosey's button was
sewed on.
And if the basket of soap bubbles
doesn't fall downstairs and spill Ink on
the white tablecloth Just as It Is going
to the dance, I'll tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily and the bat
Copyright 11. by McClure Newspaper
Syndicate.
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"B"
B seated," said the great detec
tive, as he languidly laid aside
his fiddle and picked up his
mouth organ. "I notice you were for
merly chaperone of wild beasts In the
famous Copenhagen zoo."
"Marvelous!" exclaimed the little man
with the big ears.
"Not so very." yawned the great de
tective. "I saw the lions Den-mark
ony your forehead. What puzzles me is
how in the world you ever managed to
become so how-legged."
"And that's Just what puzzles me!"
cried his visitor. "In fact that la why
I have called. Two years ago my legs
were so perfectly straight that all the
big sculptors wanted me as a model
and the Sunday supplements printed
pictures of them. And then suddenly
they took the shape of the capital let
ter O. I don't so much mind being bow
legged for It amuses the children, but I
do want to know the reason for it"
The great detective rubbod his hands,
for he loved baffling cases.
"I have it!" he exclaimed at length
Are you a moving picture fan?"
"A fiend." admitted the other
"Neer less than three shows a night"
"Ah hah' Hah ah! And you fre
quently have to stand outside In the
cold because the houses are crowded?"
"Invariably."
"Good. The weight of your body,
with constant standing, has warped
your legs. Ten dollars, please."
The little man with the big ears paid
cheerfully and rushed oft to sue tho
movie houses.
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