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Tuesday, Aug. 27, 1918. EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE "WILLIAM OF HIGH TAXES" HE WAS RIGHTLY NAMED CU7ItLIAJ4 VOW HOHENZOLLERN" literally translated W nau "William of High Taxes." And he is cost ing the world a pretty penny. His family dates back to the Middle Ages and acquired its name by squatting by the high road and demanding taxes or "xolkn" from the passers by for the privilege of going on and Bring. Commuted robbery of this hind was common enough in medieval times. The robber baron was the leading dtiien of that day; the world then conld not proceed without Mm William Hoheniollern's family did not invent this way of making a living, they simply bnilt up the idea into fortune and kingship. Is those middle ages everywhere a man was weak or industrious at his own risk. The robber barons got him either way. The HohenzoUems were a thrifty rising family, set in their ways and they kept on amassing unearned increment in the same old way, each generation adding something to the family's taxable area. From little robber barons they became margraves of Brandenburg and then by steady accu mulation of taxes on everything they could reach, they accumulated to the kingdom of Prussia and finally to the holding of the empire of Germany and a place in the sun. They have not always been popular witn tneir neignoors whose landmarks they removed and ireaenck set tie woria afire when he stole Silesia from Marie Theresa of 'Austria. Macanlay says that Frederick's piratical proclivities made "black men fight on the coast of Corcmandel and red nun scalp each other on the plains of Abraham." Some inflammation of the world then. Current rumor has it, and perhaps not unjustly, that one of the causes of this war was that the crown pnnce re proached his father with being the first of the Hohenzol lems who bad added nothing to the taxable interests of the family. Anyhow when an Austrian archduke was murdered at Sarajevo William thriftily took opportunity to appropriate Belgium and Luxemburg, for their size the richest coun tries in Europe and replete with taxable resources. Also he took northern France in which all the French coal and iron industries are concentrated, thereby rectifying a mis take Bismarck made in leaving the biggest iron deposit of the Briey basin en the French side of the Lorraine frontier. William would have taken more but that was all he could get at the time. Later he did take to himself Rus sia's manufacturing district, Russian Poland, and still later the very rich little Rumania At Brest-Litovsk he took more and incidentally handed over Russia's oil fields at Baku to Turkey for safe keeping. The family taste for taxable assets was not to be denied. Our present job is to oust WflHam, and put a stop to his tax gathering proclivities outside of Germany for the very good and sufficient reason, if for no other, that we in our turn would have to be paying tolls to the Hohenzollem, the J high taxer, if he were sot checked. That German imperial ! ambition includes the united States, there is no doubt. And we have always had and cherished the privilege of choosing our tax collectors rather than allowing any or all tax collectors to choose us because we look good picking. Whether or no, however we will an have to pay high taxes for the rest of our lives and our children after ns will have to pay higher taxes, because of this Hoheniollern's yearning tor taxes and more taxes. But we won't pay them to William. It will be long years before rife can become again so simple, so easy and above all so cheap as it was before this last of the German Imperial High tax collectors started to increase his taxpayer lists. The rest of the world will have to pay big taxes to be rid of this collector of the highest taxes men and women and nations can pay, but the winning of this war k worth it to all men and women and nations. We are spending money with both hands and win prob ably use a scoop before we are through. In war it is cheaper to be lavish than economical. But some day all this money most be paid and we will pay it. When we borrow a billion dollars en a Liberty Loan and we have borrowed several billions and will borrow more we have borrowed about $10 per head since we have about 100,000, 000 people; or say we borrow $50 per family. The inter est on a billion dollars at four and a half percent is $45,- 000,000 a week. That is every person in the country will have to pay somewhat less than ten cents a week on this tnlhon dollar loan. And he will pay it However congress may apportion taxes the costs will be distributed among us all, for, if all the taxes were 'put on the railroads, for example, the railroads would have to add it to fares and freight, if.it were all pat on the farmers, they would have to put up the price of wheat and batter and cheese and eggs proportionately. Whatever it costs any business to do business, including its taxes, must be distributed among the customers. So we will all pay and pay high because of WilHam of the High Taxes'; ambition. It is sot one billion but many bilUpns and not one ten cents a week but many. We will have to pay all we can stand in the way of taxation, but it will be for the liberty of our own flag and for the world's flags for liberty and not to William who else would pursue his medieval way and stand by our every little roadside and lane and comfortably to himself tax us to the last penny we could make on our wheat or sheep or little stores, big stores or little wits or big wits or whatever we had to make our living by. And the more we spend now and the quicker we spend it, the sooner we can win the war and the cheaper will be the price of freedom from this High laser's encroachments. It would be poor economy to spare the cost now. We do not want to buy an inconclusive peace with'our good hard earned money. An inconclusive peace would simply add the continual expense of the biggest military and naval estab lishment in the world to the war debt we are accumulating. If Hohenzollem ambition should go nnscotched, in ordinary self defence we would have to make and keep our army bigger than any Germany could establish with the aid of Austria and perhaps Russia, with a navy of similar colossal scale. With a conclusive peace, with this war won as Araeri cans win a fight to the end and finally, we can get along in the world with a reasonable army and navy, we won t have to be always measuring colossal fighting power with colossal fighting power but can then go about our ways, paying the debts we have incurred and not begrudge the price for an idea we hold of liberty and freedom for our selves and for all men who wish it, and with a conclusive peace, with this war won right, can securely build our way back to ordinary peace, quiet, and easygoing days. This generation and the next have reason to think that William Hohenzollem, William of the High Taxes was rightly named. When A Feller Needs A Friend Gambling With Death SEEING boys and older men climb through or over freight trains at the Stanton and Oregon street crossings rather than wait for the trains to pass makes one think of the recklessness of people who chance the loss of life or at least very serious injury in order to avoid a wait of a few minutes. It's gambling one life's against a fraction of time. Too often, here, the gambler has lost. There was the case, too, of Thomas Beach, a boy ten years old living at Marfa, Texas, who was killed on August 1 as a result of "hopping a freight train." Whatever his motive, whether "for fun" or for some other reason, there is no consolation now for his relatives. It is an unfortunate fact that many people fail to profit from the experience of others and this is not confined to children but is a common condition among persons ot all ages and it is true also that thoughtlessness and careless ness on the part of individuals have frequently caused the loss of life or limb when a moment's reflection might have saved the victim from injury. Railroad crossings, station yards and tracks are never free from the element of danger to vehicles, their occu pants and to pedestrians and the fact that thousands tres pass upon them without injury does not lessen the average of danger which the situation always contains. From the earliest days of childhood people need to be urged, through every medium available, to regard railway crossings as dangerous and nevemnder any circumstances to run the risk of accident. To gamble with "death in order to save a minute is placing too lew a valuation on any life. El Paso Boy Scout councfimen appear amply capable of handling the affairs of the Boy Scouts. They have been quite successful up to the present The allies Wile eta. have taken Albert and are going after Now they're telling about an Italian who was wounded 100 times and is still fighting. The enemy must have merely hurt his feelings. The "in" has been removed from the German Invincible. ByBriggsi Don't Forget To Write News To The Men Fighting For You "Over There The Yanks excel in target practice and that's the rea son so few are missing in action. Because of a bumper cotton crop, Nueces county has taken up Sunday ginning, but not the same kind as before the state went dry. The kids feel a whole lot worse about being drafted for the schools next week than their big brothers do about be ing taken for the army. Little Interviews Tomatoes Promise To Be One Of The Valley's Best Payers Visitor Says Go Without Sugar And Stop The "Hollering". i crops tor this valley." said George Pendell. "Prices are good and the yields are always heavy. I should like to see the time when every prower would put every acre he can possibly devote to tomatoes. With our cannery located among us. we handle the crop ourselves and the aCpOMATOES are one or the best profits are entirely oars, commission men being entirely eliminated.'' "Let the people stop hollering about the sacrifices they are making daring the war," said A. IL Tucker, of Fen saeola, Fla. "There Is nothing that disgusts me so much as to hear a big strong, healthy man. who should be In the trenches, complaining be cause he can't set bat one lamp of sagar In his coffee. Gee wnlz! That sorely is some sacrifice to yell about. He never stops to consider the boys In the trenches and the supreme sac rifices they are making for him. The poor booh. Why. there ought to bo a law which would permit men like this to be used In shock troops." T am verv much nleased with the climate and scenery of Cloudcroft and I like EI Paso and surrounding coun try so well that I am contemplating letarnlng here to live." said O. T. Traylor. of New Waverly. Tex. "The great stretches of paved streets and the splendid roads leading from this city deserve special commendation. Mrs. Traylor was impressed with the drive from El Paso to Tsleta and inougnt it was even more beautiful than tne Main street drive In Hous ton." "The more one thinks about the government of the United States the greater faith he mast have In human nature," said W. H. Thompson, of New York. "In our country, governing Is as much one man's affair as that of another, and an old saw has it that what is everybody's business is no body's business." which generally works out, except Insofar as a gov ernment is concerned. Suppose that ?o man of sufficient ability should of er himself for president, or member of congress, and it would be seen how near we would be to the rocks. Few oinees pay sufficient salaries to in. terest men of ability, so It Is pure patriotism that saves the day. it is not always mat good men offer them selves as candidates for office and states have, on occasion, suffered for seen reason, it Is often said by good men that 'politics is so corrupt that one cannot afford to soil his hands.' Patriotic citizens shoald be ever vigi lant ana see mat c-ooa men are elected to office, whether they offer them- YOU can't be a gentleman these Says without ruxmlE th risk o bein' called a sissy. Mrs. Leslie Hoots H not take a trip this summer as her children are gittia' too Kg t travel. Copyright National Newspaper Set-rice. Uncle Walt's Denatured Poem. Poor Old Germany 'THE Turks are growing tired, they say, of Prussian bluff and bragging; the J- spirits of their armed array have recently been sagging. The Teuts pursue their marital track and gather la the plunder, while Turkish statesmen hold the sack, and ease their luck like thunder. The Bnlgars now begin to wish they hadn't spread their bunting; the Germans carry off the fish while they for bait are hunting. And even Acstria is sore, the way the Prussians use her; the truth comes to her o'er and o'er, she's bound to be a loser. She's learned at last that Bill the Hun is but a base deceiver, and if the war be lost or won, she's due to get the cleaver. And Russia's weary of the "peace" the Tent imposed upon her she draws her sword with elbow grease, and would retrieve her honor! When kaiser Wilhelzn reads the news, his mind is surely reeling, and with his large all highest shoes he kicks holes through the ceiling. Copyright, by George JSattltew A Cam a. WALT MASON. selves as candidates or not. We should. Indeed, be In a bad condition if present office holders and men in authority did not look oat for the fa tare as well as for the present. Rul ing Is the business of kings, for their health and welfare, their rank and station all depend upon the perpe-.uity of their kingdoms. But in a republic, no man is more interested In its per petuity than bis neighbor. We cannot henor too much our men in authority nor make office holding too attrac tive. Every time we add to the dig nity pf an office we do something that makes for the good ot oar coun try." "California Is perfectly enthusiastic over the war; one never hears any thing else." said Alex. Gonzalez, clerk and interpreter of the corporation coHrt. "Not only their talk, bat flags. CopyrighV 191S, by The TrionneAssodationNew York Tribune bunting of red. white and blue. badges, everything shows what those people are interested- in at present. And they are all bnsy, not more than half enough labor can be obtained. Common laborers are being paid from St a day on. If this whole nation were like California. It would cer tainly be a most wonderful place. I have never before seen such enthusi astic, "prosperous people." "I don't believe that there Is an other stretch of road In existence -as rough and where a motorist will find going as slow as he will on the south ern road to California," said W. R. Vanderpole, of El Centra. "There was no road to speak of. from El Centro into Phoenix and going was very dif ficult. From Phoenix to Globe the road was really good and going fine with the exception of the blgh grades, which were only passable. After leav ing Globe Into Lordsburg the road was good and I found no objection to the much talked of bad road from Oemlng to Aden.' These heavy rains have done a lot for roads and If the people would only drag the roads they would find that it would benefit the tourists very much and would also boost the country. I am leavlnjr for Los Angeles, taking the northern route and don't contemplate striking anything as bad as I came over." NAMES IX TOE XEWS; Slosqnlto tanks are a form of tank used in the French army, patterned after the larger ones but easier to handle. They are heavily armored. and on the nose Is a device far cutting through barked wire. Bach tank Is also equipped with a powerful searchlight. i HOROSCOPE WEDXBSDAV THIS is not a lucky day. according to astrology, for Jupiter and the snn are both in malefic aspect. Dur ing this configuration care should be taken to atoid forebodings, especially concerning financial matters. The stars are supposed to cause misgiv ings, uncertainties and had judgment while posited as they are today. There Is a sign held to bode anxiety for a judge or high official, who will confront great problems. Banks and bankers come under a planetary government that presages difficulties with irresponsible persons or corporations. It is a most forbidding rule under which to seek any high position. It is not favorable for political ambi tions. Ancient legend forbade the giving of presents when the sun was in the aspect that today Is so threatening to all who are in positions of power. Congress is subject to a sway that Is likely to bring about earnest dis cussions, radical measures and some political dissensions. During this government of the stars suspicion is likely to affect the popu lar mind and evil rumors to be more readily credited than at other times. Saturn and Neptune are in a place supposed to encourage immorality and to give occasion tor scandal and gos sip. tilrls should be unusually discreet AUG. 131S. during the coming weeks, for there is a rule making for hasty romances ana mucn deception. An accident or calamity In which Americans who occupy official posi tions may suffer is foreshadowed. persons wnose btrtndate It la mav have an anxious year In business and may meet with onsacDorntments. Children born on this day are likely to oe arrogant ana temperamental. Tbese subjects of Virgo often have literary and artistic talents. Codv right 11S. by the XcClure Newspaper syndicate. CALIFORNIA BEET SUGAR CROP 75 PERCENT NORMAL Los Angeles. Calif, Aug. 17. Beet sugar production in California was estimated today at 2S percent under normal by Henry C BonsaU. district manager for the United States food administration. He said the state's output would be 3,Ili.0 bags, com pared with a normal beet sugar pro- auction oi aoout 4,700.99 Dags. FIXED IX POLICE COURT. Monday afternoon, judge Ben Jen kins. In the corporation court, heard and determined the following eases: James Eldridge. fined SIS: Josephine Marqnez. dismissed: Hugo Pahnke. S-5: James Lawrence, dismissed; Fred Cornells, jzs ;Trnela Martinson, dis missed: Alara Crosco. S10; A. A. Ro sen. SUM. STUPID He Sends His Baggage to the Hotel. By Tad , By K. C. TUt TUB BIGGEST thing IN A soldier's life ... la A letter from home." m m m JUST A few words. . IX A letter from France. FROM A friend. AXD IT'S been on my dest FOR HirtEB or four days. AXD TWO or three times. ITE TniBD to throw It away. BUT I didn't do It. . AXD A moment ago. m m m I READ It again. FOR TUB magic line. AXD I found the words. . THAT I'VE quoted above. AXD THEN I knew. . THAT I must write something. . ABOUT "LETTERS from home." . . AXD WHAT it Will be. I REALLY don't know. EXCEPT I do know. THAT IF I was there. WITH THE raHUe and more. a I'D WAXT to Hear. IX THE totters from home. ABOUT THE things. I WAS interested la. TVHE.V I wu at Itozae. IXSTEAD OF the things. THAT THOSE who write. ... ARB INTERESTED in. UXLBSS IT be. THAT TTIET are the same. AXD I'D want it to WHEN TUB mail came in. . AXD I got mine. I MIGHT read It aland. TO THE other bora. m FROM MY home town. AXD hear them say. "YOUU-B GOT some dad." a OR '"YODTB sot some ma! OR "SHES sure some girl.'" OR AIXT he a scream!" OR SOME such tOlng. m m m AXD OF course I'd be human. AXD IF It happened. THAT .v real swell scandal. SHOULD "HAPPEX alonr- AXD PARADE itself. DOWX OUR town street m m FD BE awfully sore. IF DAD would forget TO TIP me off. SO FD know how to act. WHBX I got home. AXD AS for mother. m m I WOULD XT much care. WHAT SHE wrote about SO LOXG as she'd write. AXD IF she wanted. SHE COULD preach to me. ABOUT WEARIXG woolens. w HEX THE weatier got cold. mm OR WEARIXG ray rubbers. OX XO Man's Land." f OR KATEf G rJdl food. OR STAYING Up lata. OR ANYTHING elss. BUT AXIWAT. m m m I WHATEVER THEY'D write. , . OR WHOEVER they were. I ... ! I'D WANT them to write. ... ; SO I'D hear my name. ... i Winax THE mall man calls. ... , I AXD TUB gang's all there, i ... I THANK you. I Bedtime Story For The Little Ones UHCLE WIGGILY'S BATHDIG CAP. By no WARD It. QARIS. 11 II TELL, are you colnsr in thia M morning?" asked Nurse Jane Fussy Wuszy. the muskrat lady housekeeper of Uncle Wlggily Long. ears, the bunny rabbit gentleman. "Going la .where T he inquired. Tn bathing.'' answered Nurse Jane. Tfs so warm that & bath In th will do you good." "Oh. I don't know," said Uncle Wter- sOy. alowly-Uke and Indifferent: "I don't seem to care much for it" Uncle Wlezllv and Xnraa Jan. lurf moved their hollow stump bungalow down to the seashore fora little va cation during the hot weather. "Oh. come on in! Be a sport!" said the muskrat lady, joklng-like. "Come and have a swim!" "WelL I'd like to all Hrtf orwiVa Uncle Wiggtly. "but water gets In my cars so mucn. non -see. my ears are very long and more water gets in them than goes in yours." wen. i suppose tsars true." ad Uted Nurse Jane. But that is easllv flxed.- "How" asked Uncle Wiggtly. "Ill set von a batninr can." said Xlas Fnszy Wuzzy. "What's thatr- Unclfc Wlzirily wanted to know. It s a can made of rubber.- said the muskrat lady, "and you put it on your head the same as you would any other cap. But the water can no more get through It than It can threugh a pair of rubber boots, so your ears win be all right you see." "Ha! Then I am to put something like a pair of rubber boots on my head!" laughed Uncle Wigglly. "All right! Anything for a aulet life. Ill do it. Janle. ray dear!" So Nurse Jane went to the S-ani-S cent store and bought Mr. Longears a ruoeer natmns' cap. It was quite a pretty one. eoiorea sort ot Daoy blue, with sunset red on the edges and paregoric purple in the middle. On top there was green seaweed and inaiae it was lined witn custard nle shades. That Is a very proper and fitting cap. saia uncie wigglly. as ne tried It on. "I'm sure I will have no trouble about water getting in my ears with mac on. Then come along." said Nurse Jane, re' II go bathing. Uncle Wircirv" So the muskrat ladv and the hnnnr raooii gentJemaa went down to tne seashore beach, where the other ani mal folk bad gone for a little va cation also. "Oh. Uncle WiattHv I can swim!" crled Weezle Bushytail. the little baby sister of Johnnie and Billle Bushytail. the squirrels. "Watch me." Into the ocean near thA aandv hMrii she jumned. and she splashed around like anything, holding her tail Wgh In the air so it wouldn't get wet "Didn't I swim fine?" she asked, when she had splashed along about half an Inch, or maybe a quarter. usnay: saia uncle wigglly. "Please come and float m t4 Susie Littletall. who was a sister to Ssmmie. the boy rabbit that had the queer popgun. So Mr. Longears floated Snsie. and he swam with Nurse Jane and he splashed with Lulu and Alice and Jim rale Wibblewobble. the ducks, and he had a fine time playing water tag with Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow. the puppy dog boys. And all the wh-.ls no water got in Uncle Wlggily's ea- because of the rubber bathlnr car on bis head. "It's great!" he said. Tm alwa- ' gcing to wear one after this." "Well, you're not going to wear th. one much longer!" cried a sudden and unpleasant voice, and up out of th ocean popped a bad old dog fish'. "Wuff! Wuff." barked the bad doc fish, and he made a grab for Unci Wigglly's stretefer rubber bathlnr cap catching hold of the top of it in h:r teein. "Please let go!" begsed the burrnv "No! No!" growled the dog fish "T going to pull your cap off and eat it So he pulled and pulled, and Uncle Wlggily's rubber bathing cap stretched and stretched like an eiasti-- band and. all or a sudden. It slipped off the bunny's head and then some thing happened. "Snapr- went tne long-stretchea-out rubber cap. full In the face pf the bad dog I ten. string him sucri a smack! Oh. ay! "Oh. wow!" barked the dog fls tumbling a back somersault into the water, as the rubber snapped him so hard. "Oh. wow! I guess I made a mistake!" Then he swam away, leav ing Lncie Wigglly's cap floating On a wave, and the bunny got It back and put It on and had a fins swim. So it's a orood thine robber stretches, you see. and if the rocking chair doesn't step on the pussy cat's toes and make it scratch the cream puff. Til tell you next about Unc'.e Wlwrtly and his bathing suit 'Copy right 1918. by HcClurs Newspaper Syndicate.) Doughnut Girl Coos To Be Sent to France Chicago, lit. Aug. IT. Armour & Company plan to send two doughnut girls, "old enough to be serious and expert cooks," to France. All ex peases are to be paid. Including sal aries. The Salvation Army has ac cepted the services of the joung women. VALLEY GRAPES BRINGING $130 TO ?2 BOX IN CITY On the heels ef the most successful Bartlett pear harvest In the history of the lower valley, farmers are tew gathering grapes. While not as largs a crop as the pears, the grapes are of excellent quality and are oommaadm; $1.50 to 52 a box on the local marie', according to quality and variety. T crop will run into tons. Recent rai"S have caused minor damage to the heavy bunches of fruit, but the loss .a not heavy. TUBE RAILWAY STRIKE IS FINALLY EXDED IX LOXDOX London. Eng.. Aug. 27. The tube railway strikers, at a meeting last night, decided by a large majority to return to work on an understanding arrived at with the ministry of labor that the question of equal pay wftnh be considered. They further resolved, however, that in view of the victo won. they would take Tuesday aa a holiday. EL PASO HERALD DEDICATED TO THE SERVICE OF TTIE PEOPLE, TTiAT NO GOOD CAT. SE SHALL. UACK A CnAMPIOX. AXD THAT EVIL SHALL NOT THRIVE UXOPPQIEP. H. D. Slater, editor and controlling owner, baa directed The Herald for SO yearst J. I. wilmnrth ! Manager and G. A. Martin ia Ne Editor. MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS. AMERICAX SEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS' ASSOCIATION. AXD AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION. THK ASSOCIATED PRESS Is axclnalTely entitled to th w tor publication et a'l aiapatenes eraaitea to It or net otherwise credited in this paper asa a.?j w local newi pgpnsneq nerem. 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