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Tuesdav, Feb. 10. 1920.
EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE
WILL ALLIES EVER GET THE KAISER
FOR TRIAL? A -HARD TASK AHEAD
Lane A Good Man.
TI7HILE Germany's plea that her accused offenders.
VV against the tows of warfare would not receive fair,
trials in the courts ef the allies tuv have some foundation I
.a fact, her proposal that their fate be determined by a J PRESIDENT WILSON loses the strong man of his cabi
r.entral court will never receive serious consideration for; net in the retirement of Franklin X. Lane, secretary of
the reason that European Beatrals are pro-German. Only,' the interior. After 20 years of public service Mr. Lane
the nations whose sympathies were with the kaiser in his : reverts to private life, leaving behind him a record of effi
Morld conquest program remained ont of the war. Thejciescy and devotion to duty with few parallels in recent
rest, those who saw the tree meaning of the German men- ' American history. His selection was Mr. Wilson's hap
ace, cast their lots with the allied cause. piest choice in the formation of his cabinet, for no man in
Switzerland may have been an exception to this rale, the United States was mere familiar with problems of the
At least, she religiously observed neutrality. Bat even in I west, with which the department of the interior has
Switzerland the kaiser had many followers, and that they largely to deal.
axe not in sympathy with tie movement to psnish the A western man himself, Mr. Lane, in marked contrast
criminals of the war is shown by the apparently inspired ; with some of his predecessors, made western interests the
statement that the accused Germans may find safe asylum j purpose of his service. '
in that country. Mr. Lane's liberal policy toward homeseekers and his
Holland, in refnsing to yield the former kaiser, has activity in the interests of western development have
shown that she would not be an impartial judge. The 'made him a popular idol in the west. He leaves the de
Scandicavian countries are notoriously pro-Genii an, and partment on a vastly higher plane than he found it
.t has not been forgotten that Spain, while now loudly Aside from his service as head of his own department,
protesting her allegiance to toe allied cause in the war, i Mr. Lanes counsel was found invaluable to the adminis-
SCHOOL DA YS
Coprrtrnt lilt. by
SleClura Newspaper Syndicate,
provided bases for German submarines and by many other
tcts anting the war showed sympathy for Germany.
Hence an impartial jury, either of neutrals or allies,
tiation both before and during the war. When the Euro
pean conflagration broke out he was among the first to
urge preparedness. He seemed to foresee American entry
for the trial of .the German army and navy officers re-j into the war long before others in authority considered
sponsible for Germany's crimes, seems out of the ques- such a thing at all probable. He urged the president to
turn. The arch criminal, the kaiser, seems beyond the
reach of the allies' grasp, and Germany's attitude toward
surrendering his snderKsgs makes it altogether unlikely
that any of them will ever be brought to justice. The
Berlin government says it is physically impossible to de
liver them. This is true in that an attempt to turn them
over to the allies wonld probably resnlt in the govern
ment being overthrown.
The allies had their chance to get the German criminals,
but let it pass. If the armistice terms had included a pro
vision for their immediate RHrrender- mrai&hment would al
ready have been administered. In November, 1918, Ger-'
many was on her knees. Any demand made by the allies :
would have been agreed to, for the German army was i THE El Paso chamber of commerce maintains a traffic!
broken, the way was open to Berlin, and the German na-, 1 department under the management of A. IT. Tadlock, '
tion was forced to put Itself at the mercy of the allies, j the efficiency of which is not surpassed, if equaled, by any :
.idea rnflrrcnni xpcb was in a posiuoa 10 opiain possession irailic association in Hie unuea. aiaies.
drastic action when the Lusitania was sunk and took is
sue with Mr. Bryan, then secretary of state, when the lat
ter favored backing down under Germany's threats.
When the war finally came, he was foremost in all
government activities.
But for the accident of birth Mr. Lane would likely be
the man his party would look to for leadership, but as he
was born in Canada, he is ineligible to the presidency. '
The nresident will find his place hard to fill. I
Why Pay For It When Its Free?
of the officers responsible for the long list of crimes
against humanity which had brought down on Germany
the vengeance of the world.
The European allied powers now find themselves in the
position of having to modify the treaty or enforce their
demands, through either military action or economic
blockade. In either course, there is grave danger. Modi
fication of the treaty in one particular will lead Germany
to believe other provisions will net be enforced and may
eventually mean abrogation of the treaty of Versailles al
together. Renewal of the war, with its sole purpose the
punishment of German criminals, would rind no response
among the nations and a blockade would stifle German in
dustry, bringing on as internal crisis which might mean
revolution and perhaps an affiance with Bussia.
It is no wonder that, confronting such a situation,
England and France are again turning to America. They
are willing to admit ss to the league of nations on our
own terms, in the hope that we will be able to point the
way to a solution of her ever-increasing problems.
o
The letter which president Wilson is credited with hav
ing written to senator Hitchcock anent the treaty is pal
pably a forgery, for it contains a split infinitive.
o
The statement that a raonkey wrench will carry a boy
farther than Greek books maybe true everywhere except in
Greece.
o
If the tenant has lived in the' apartment three mentis
it is a sign you are not charging Mm enough rent.
o
Things are more lively is Tombstone than one would
expect to find them in a tows by that name.
o
In the death of Edward P. Sipley America test one of
us biggest btnHers.
o
A dispatch says an L W. W. organizer left Phoenix sad
denlv. So mote it be.
This department has an efficient staff of employes
versed in rates and all matters pertaining to traffic,
gained in the schools of actual experience of from 15 to 25
years, in this and contiguous territory, and extending from
St. Louis to New Orleans, and from Houston to San Fran
cisco, and they are perfectly familiar with all traffic condi
tions in and around such territory.
One of the principal features of the traffic department
is the auditing of freight bills for the members of the
chamber of commerce by which it is maintained, and if
only afforded the opportunity of serving its members in
this capacity (for which no charges are made) it will more
than reimburse them for its maintenance.
A representative of a Ksrtvis City traffic association has
been is the aty sonaunz clients tor mat assoaaucn on
the basis of a $10 membership fee and 35 percent of all
overcharges collected.
Dunne the period from April 24, 1919, to las. 31, iszo,
the traffic department of the chamber of commerce saved
for 61 of its members $5979.08 by checking freight bills
alone. Had this service been performed by the .Kansas
ever association, it would hare cost the 61 members 5510
is membership fees is addition to $2092.68 commissions.
cringing the total to $Z70Z.ss But, as me chamber ot
commerce makes no charge for this service, the members
saved this amount for their own pockets.
The "made is Germany" time has passed, and the
"made in El Paso" days are here. The policy of patron
izing heme institutions when by doing so the service is
gratis, better and more expeditious this it is possible to
get outside, should be adhered to.
o
AH that remains sow to be dose about the treaty is to
make the funeral arrangements.
BSSSaalluWasfJr
imwitim fataafca3gareftai letwnm a mmmsm
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er
IIJ 5. B. KISER.
A Wail From The Middle Class.
"TTTTTVE farted In to ave more,
W we're ploehl erery nickels
Pa takes his laneh along: to town
sandmen and a nleklei
Ma's ma Ma hash of all the eraps vt e
ttaed to let a;et irastedi
The stuff we jtjlt for brenkfaat is the
worst I ever tasted.
E never hare no pie nor eake
we jelt baked beans on Monday.
And then they last as all the
week till Saturday or Sunday.
I can't blame Pa. beeauve, he sajs It's
tnrrlble slim plekln-
Onr family has forcotten all about
the taate of ehleken.
E sottjt do our beat to Jeep the
croery bills iron rlaln.
na nearly an we near l now
to be eeonomlsln.
don't tarn on the llrhts no more
nt soon as nlcht eommenees.
Becns by beta In the dark It helps to
save expenses.
W
WE
"A haju m home umctlaei t. let
V1 the batr mielc Xor dliirr,
Bat till he yclu lot anil seem.
t keep an srlttla' thinner.
I'm -vrenrin' ma's old rubbers w t.
keen nj shoes front leakts't
Pn agrs that It's merrr lire ss lone
as too don't nteaken.
-T HEARD him tellln' ma ma Amy
J that somrthlagr vronld be dola
It folks that's ln.the middle class.
Instead st merely sterrln
Wonld have a nnloa of their own, and
ma said. 'Well, I nererl
vvhea 7n ico la a nnloa, pa, I'm doae
with yon foreverl
-TK he'd do that, she said, he'd show
1 he's not arlstoeratlet
She seemed to be afraid he must
be musty la his attle.
I'm hnsjrry for a dooshauf, and, al
thouKh it may be wrong to.
Sometimes I wish that pa eould flad
a naloa to belons; to."
rM6w-&KciE (2p jf2g -d
Jsjfrr-n Lz jr
y anpyvynts)
OONT VtW
JOtti no
UNION
A PISB COMBIXATIOX.
Genius finds out how tklnss mist to be done.
Talent does them.
YEP. TIIHRB ARE SOME.
When you meet a beautiful woman who has brains that she puts to good
use you may assume that there are miracles.
1IATB YOU EVER JVOTICBD Iff
! ,.,Th,' "?, ? fiu -" doeidlng that he wUI take thiaga as they come
I is likely to find before Ions; that a g-ood deal of his time Is spent In watchinz
, thing's an they go by.
e TOWNE GOSSIP
Y
Eealsteied C S. Patent Office.
By K. C B.
E&&MM
Eves as attack; os Wilson by English publicists can't
save him asd his party.
o
Corrvpled freanoi are the vrcrsl of slaves.
David Ourrlck.
Lillle Interviews.
Asks Who Pays For Czar's Official Bouncer At High School
Former El Fasoan Placed In Charge Of Poland Railways
-J HAVK been deeply Interested in
I the developments, nlonsr dnejB.-
tlonsl linos, growing out of the
attitude of the csar of the El Paso
hiRh school toward two or three mere
.tizens and tx payers who seemed
u desire to naye taetr cniiaren aa
"Mtted to the institution orer which
tW aforementioned czar rules. said
.. X. Needh&m. I was particularly
interested in reading xna,t ue czar
k eeps a "bouncer, whose duty It
seems to be to throw out such
citizens as have tne temerity to call
upon his master with sucgestions which
may hae a tendency to irritate him.
Who pas him. and how much is he
paid? Is he on the pzirate pay roll
AND HE DID
.
N0W,HEKf,l3S'fE HOUSE-
CLERMirtlrTOjat-MYOU'LU
hrme to (qoartn sit where
YOU UMHT BE IttTHE U1RY.
T
WlfDID-'
. of the czar or is he carried on the
regular pay roll of the public schools
and paid from funds to which citi
zens and tax payers who may be his
Ttcxims. contxiDute; 1 am interested
for the reason that, while my children
are still in the grade schools, I hope
to be able to put them through high
school in a year or two if fear of
running foul of the "bouncer does not
impel me to send the youngsters to
a private school or to a public set no!
in another city. I really would like
to know if it is customary for the
city to provide the principal of the
hia;h school with a policeman from the
regular .force and I would also like
to know if the pupils of that insti
tution of learning are so rough that
it is necessary that a policeman be
stationed at the school for the pur
pose of maintaining order?"
"In an article published in a recent
issue of the Saturday Evening Post,
in which the many accomplishments
of Herbert C Hoover were set. forth,
it was mentioned that Mr. Hoover, in
bis work of regenerating war torn
Europe, following the sixmlntr of the
armistice, bad placed an American,
T. R. Ryan, in charge of the railways
of Poland. said P. A. Lethbridee.
"That paragraph or the story should
I be of interest to thousands of 1
Pasoans inasmuch as Mr. Ryan was a
resident of this city for several years
1 while he was at the head of the rall
J way now known as the Mexico &
; N'ort western, with general offices in
me city or. juarez. Kyan aw much te
UESTIONSm The Young Lady
AND ! Across The Way
ANSWERS I
Q.pald
able
Sometimes two persons in a car will
give opposite signals. This signalling
should be left entirely to the driver.
His passengers should not try to do
his driving for htm. If the public
wonld observe these and other simple
traffic regulations people would be
surprised to find with what a small
amount of friction traffic could be
handled. However, they generally ig
nore the regulations and then fuss at
the officer and complain at the care-
!! jit nthaf mntnr4re Tffafoh
your own step when driving. This is'
the qutcKest solution to the problem.
"El Pasoans, If they watch the
bulletins of the railway mall service."
said C. C. Glbeon. "can often .see
where they lost mall when a steamer
goes down anywoere. a recent ouiie
tio telling of the sinking of The
ureat Northern, a U. S. army trans
port, says approximately SOS sacks
of mail went down. This mail In
cluded:
S sacks for Manila, P. I., which
contained articles which accumulated
at 8an Francisco between 9:29 a. m.
November 25 and 9 a. m. November
ZS. IK.
"3 sacks for Guam, which con
tained articles accuniulatimr at San
Francisco between 9 a. m. November
15 and 9 a. m. November 25, 1919.
"17 sacks for Vladivostok, Siberia.
2C7 sacks and 2 cases for United
States Postal Agency. Siberia,
9 cases for C. S. S. New Orleans,
V UUUTOSUrK.
WE'D think th' American. Upon
would 0 after th' United States
senate before tfeey tackled Jack Dtxnp
sey. Mrs. En Moets wreie her, name
on a fresh egg an t'day she got a let
ter from a oil king.
Cepyrtfht. National Newspaper Servlee,
Travelette
Bt siksau
I
w
yi. J ,- VTa.U Us! UUCU MP!" '" ' -
! Duiid up that road and left It to take I Y A 7n A n, j I
,an important position on one of the-i lt YeaVS A&Q 1 OdaV I
' leadine railwava of RrMrii wiifin ,( .. - . .. "M . ' m
intimates may" ha beS, kept ap- I r" "c 4mBM1""att "" 1
praised of his movements 1 feel sure i i-"SS5IL!lll!K""i i. ' "J "
that the great mass ot Ryan's Irfcnds i r EPORTS from SL Petersburc eay
tnroaenoot tne sonth-antst aia Mt
know that he was among those who
were neiping orug oraer oat or chaos
in Europe as a member of the staff
or jar. noover, tin tney reao tne story
M1.UUCU H MUVVC
"It wonld reem that the public
eventually wonld familiarise Itself
with the traffic rules." said traffic
sergeant Ja stow. hnt th .
There Is one rule In particular which
they comnletelr ienore jri whlli r..
suits in confusion at street inter
sections. That Is signalling- to the
traffic officer the direction In whifh
one wishes to turn an automobile. If
trie turn is to be made to the left
the driver should point that way with
his hand. If to the right the driver
buuuiu bo inuicaie vitn one tand.
Rippling Rhymes
By WALT MASO.-V.
Spring Coming
COON the fanners wiH be farrainz, plowing Bp the bosky deHs, skies will
seen be blue asd eharmiag, and the breeies wearirg beJls. Every day is
bnapag nearer Spring, the seaien we admire; aad thk predew thenght grows
clearer a I feed the furnace fire. 'When Tm shaking down the ashes, when
I'm heaving is the coal, this reflection geei a-flashing through the fibre of ray
soul, and I wave the rusty poker and I slam the furnace door, for I will not
need to stoke her, in the springtime, anymore. Oh, tie winter winds are chill
:cg, and they jolt us when they strike, bat the springtime's calmly drilling
somewhere up the dusty pike; and she's bringing birds and roses and a swarm
. bumble bees; we forget onr frosted noses when we think such thoughts as
. ese. Spring is coming, gentle reader, with that luscious smile of htft, and
the farmer with his seeder will be sowing cocklebnrs, and we'll get m picnic
prties in the sylvan dells and glades, where the happy village smarties will
tcort the giggling maids; and weTl be knee deep in clover, and forget onr
tvtry sere, for the winter wffl be over, and the spring will have tht floor.
. j -.si ty Georee Matthew Adama 'VAIT MASON.
the chief of police at Panxa and
Jiuiaia was assassinated: by an
archists Thursday. The murderers
were arrested.
One of the biggest realty deals that
have been made In BI Faeo in a long
time Is now pending. I M. Craw
ford, of the Crawford theatrical cir
cuit, and H. H. Bailey will become
owners of the Angelas hotel, of which
Mr. Bailey is already a half owner.
Rumors have it that they intend to
erect a theater on a portion of the
property.
Col. O. CL RllhMm. tm nt tUm H.r
known men in this section, died Wed
nesday In Guayraas. Sonera.
Ed. Schneider, pantryman at the
Angelus. who received a letter some
time ago telling of the death ot his
sister, motner and lather, when fire
riapaiiiy 01 ki rasoana until no.
when It has been found that he
"faked" the letter and that he has no
relatives at the address given as his
home in Columbus. Ohio. He is in
the county jail awaiting an examina
tion as to his sanity.
Justice C. W. Marshall today fined
three of the Chinam.n arrMt.H An th
charge of gambling In a South Oregon
street place Wednesday night 1 and
costs each.
Regular street car service on the
onion station line begins- tomorrow
morning.
Mayor Davis has added two new
members to the police department of
the city. They are R. D. Mulhtrn and
Juan Parra.
Y. R. Stiles left for Blsbee this
morning-.
TUB -NEIGHBORHOOD PLAYHOUSE.
T devious subway, street ear and
elevated routes do the devotee, of
dramatic art reach the Heichhor.
hood Playhouse, one of New York's
meccas tor tne cultured, it Is situated
on tne lower East side and boasts
most artistic little buildlnir. with
simple interior of black wood panel
ing and dull gold plaster. It was
started by settlement workers a few
years ago to give the immiBrant
young people dwelling in the slums a
cnance to develop their gifts of self
expression, and their parents a place
to meet and see them. But Its fame
has spread uptown, and now the aud
iences which gather for Its Saturday
and Sunday evening plays are a
strange mixture Intellectual youths,
short-haired airls. foreigners from
the neighborhood and a sprinkling of
strzyea nroaaway play-goers.
The Nehrhborhnnd TMavera m al.
though still amateurs who give their
time and talent for the love of it, are
no longer an residents or the nelah
borhood. Anyone can Join the group
wno nas tne acting aoillty and time.
They make all their own scenes and
costumes in the building, and carry
out an the activities of stage-craft
moat- successfullv. Manv a now fn.
mous piayrignt nas na his first Amer
ican hearing in this little theater, and
many a noted visitor to our shores
has made a pilgrimage to the lower
East Side to see his Initial triumnh in
our country. Galsworthy. Ellen
Terry, Lord Donsany, are a few of the
distinguished names in the visitor's
Book.
The Xelahborhoori TPlsver. w.r th.
first American company to produce
Dunsany's plays, and when lord Dun-
sany was visiting New York this win
ter they revived one of his early plays
u ui. ngnor.
His inscription in the visitor's book
reads: "Dunssny, whose spirit was
Iirst discovered waif-like in Grand
street, an unknown tmigrant. about
is 16.
It is intriguing to think that the
the compensation which is
paid by the government to dis
abled soldiers sublect to Income
tax? T S. C
A It Is not taxable. In fact, all
money paid out by the Bureau of "War
Risk, including compensation, tnsur-
ance and allotment. Is free from tax.
Q. How many school teachers are
i there a the United States t A. M.
a. in xeoerai nurean or eaueatton
says there are approximately css.eee
school teachers In this country. The
ranks of the teachers are being de
pleted at an alarming rate because
their pay is not sufficient to keep
them in the face of the opportunities
to make more at other work.
Q. tVhat was the resnlt of the re-'
cent election In Ulster mubIt. Ir
llandr J. O. II. I
A xne nest csnalnable Informa
tion shows that the Unionist party,
favorable to Britain, lost a number of
seats, securing less than fifty percent
of the total. The returns give the
Unionists 2I seats: the Republican
party (Sinn Fein), seats: the La
borltes. M seats; the Nationalists
seats. The three last named parties
are supposed to be satl-Unionlst and
they have a combined strength ot 25:.
Q. Was Tlicount Grey, the Ilrltlmh'
ambassador to this country, officially'
received by president W'Usont I'
A. Owing to his illness, president
Wilson did not receive the last British
ambassador during bis brief stay in
this country. i
Q. IVhar presents are aDDronriatri
to a twenty-fifth wedding annlver.
A. The twenty-fifth wedding an
niversary is the silver wedding The
full list of anniversaries is: first.
2P"OB: second, paper; third, leather;
nrth. wooden; seventh, woolen; tenth,
tin; twelfth, silk and fine linen: fif-
-wuio. crystal; twentieth, china
iiw
"THE young kdy across the way says
a
DEAR K. C B. Won have written about the tMrsty dog and the Maltese eat,
ss I wast yon te knew about two tittle pigs.
Grandmother has been in the country and sow she is at ay home. She
teM ae a very strange story of two little pigs.
They were being raised pets and were being fed ranch -mSU- they hsrst
pen. One died and the other sae stiH Hves. We knew she saw this one asd
we want to know if a peg can Iwrst open. They burst open on the outside.
DiMy says they can't, bat mother thinks they would have burst open on the
inside. Se please settle this affair. Very anxiws, Susie M.
widow can always get along
w if she owns her own beate
and every man oaeht to make his-wife
-Mfc.a. ,rvuudaa- unmi:.. . -
twenty-fifth, silver- thi-i,i. ....i: his rwidaarv leratee.
fortleth. ruby; fiXleth. golden; seven-1 '
Ik i p.
I A Line O Cheer
ty-fifth. diamond.
Q. Is the weight of the brain ot
a man and woman h urne r t
a. me weignt or the brain of the.i 17 I T- - -m w
ffcfr6? .J"1 le mt oonce. while;! bach Uay O The Year
that of the average woman i fm.J! . J '" ""
four ounces. A man's heart averages T Jalrs KEJnmiCK n.lNCS.
eleven ounces; while that ot a ""
man s is about nine ounces. i MY STRIKE.
?'peV,1ge,h.trad?,;rsh.r,'..,;'WERB x ot J tktak 'twould
-vta...ly. r- . T. j,. . - . .. A
""-- . uwji tuose ire
A. Desertion I.) all nrh. ..
- Ji .-". -.. vroma,
&SQ&&S2Wl?, pr! loy.h.rty.SjS,?wtntvS
cent of all divorces granted are da. S!."J,fiJ?a.ed. twenty-four.
A & i . -P " w.
I .2. w. .'. -ine "tntr causes were
infideUty. ILS percent; cruelty, ts.3
Percent; drunkenness, a.t percent:
failure to provide 4.7 percent; all
other causes. 15.1 percent.
l. Did the Inhrrltsnee tax origin
ate mllh the Germanst N. IV. C.
A. Inheritance tax is one of the
oldest forms of taxation. Such taxes
were imposed in Rome. Mow years ago
Q. now many volunteers were In
the recent wart B. W. I.
- auv nAi mpiriarai says mat K
there war. nun?!,,..."',, .f'!'"
With much to do our goals to w'in.
And time too ecaree to do It In.
Copyright. 1!0. by the McCIure
Newspaper Syndicate.
Short Snatches j
From Everywhere
j--. -j C,V v-T-T 7. 1 . IV Jt ia iniriRuing to ininK mat tni
2JS2TSS hJ? SfK:.??8 r"'ro the: genius of this scion of British sristo
cracy was first made welcome In the
slums of New York while he wss
still unknown among our supposedly
cultured. And it is also intriguing to
look closely st his inscription and
discover that this most cultured liter
ary man spells Immigrant quaintly
with one m."
There has been launched in Chins
an association, beaded by leading
They call it an "Income tax return."
It the tax nevar return. fe .
world war as eomnlrW? i7VT e., VS same. Houston .Post.
drafted men. j The average X. W. W. would be
Who appointed Charles Evans I "ling any day to swap free speech
-.e,c. n wcuHrr i in annrem - -. sv .uiivd. aiikhu muiM
court! . C A. I President Wll,. m v.n .-.
A He was appointed associate jus-1 1? is his lucky number It iV certain
tlce of the United States nut.. I that ll l.n'TZlwrnSir' 'A '?,a
5&MZS riurlSSa Sn2j&8n&8: -yj--
tnf prd.nc??Bb,'C" CDdldt' te&&JS?5&r8SL
fl. Is Sir. 3Ieredeth. the nn, ..-i J. .
retaryof agrlcultnTe, a college pro-'.JlL.ii '." t?Uly POnle to send
iHr; . it. u. ; -.. . ui, moon, wny not load
A. S. T. Meredith is a .nhii..!!?. wl'h Bolshevikl? Mancheat.r
and banker by profession. He I, the SSI' . . .
uwner 01 an agricultural publication : niXii. JT .""""5": n-nrope u
in lows, uis noma U In Des Moines, i ih. iw.,11 . "" .wen- vone,
1 .'-"" Sr . mntualMempnta
Girl Recovers Voice Lost i-Ji. "j0"?8?. i-.considi.g u..
MY OBAR Susie.
...
tVHBRB I live-
...
THBRR IS a doctor.
...
AND JUST as soon.
AS I got your letter.
...
I TVRXT to him.
...
AND SIIOWBD it to h.n-
.
and s.un to him.
...
"NOW DOCTOR.
...
-I WANT you to ten me.
...
-ALL YOU know.
...
-ABOUT UITTLK pigs.
...
-THAT HAVE ksUst open.
-FHOK JIRINKI.VG mOk.-
...
AND THE doctor said.
...
HE HAD never treated.
...
AW ITTLB pigs.
BUT THAT lots of times.
...
THERB WBHB Httle glrls.
...
AND LITTLK boys.
...
wno ATB too mneh-
AND 1VBRU brooght to him.
. .
BUT UK couldn't i
THAT ANY or I
...
HAD BURST open.
.
ALTHOUGH UB said.
-
THAT LOTS of Uwsn.
...
WBRK AWFUL, tight.
...
iviicnu THBY'n eaten so much.
...
AND WHEN I asked him.
. .' .
about YOUR. Manama.
THE DOCTOR said.
...
THAT TP grandma said.
...
SUB HAD seen the pigs.
...
THAT HAD burst open.
...
THAT TT must be true.
...
-AND HE also said.
...
WHBX HE was a boy.
...
HE HAD a grandma.
...
WHO USED to see things.
...
AND THEN tell him.
...
AND THAT ever since then.
...
Iim BEEN going around.
...
LOOKING FOR the thing!.
...
THAT HIS grandma saw.
AND JIB'S made up his mind.
...
THAT THERE mast be things.
.
THAT ONLY graSMBOas.
...
CAN RVHR so.
...
AND I guess he's right.
...
BUT AWWAT. Susie.
...
WHAT DADDY says.
AND what mother says. '
...
31AY BB an right.
...
BUT YOU must remember.
...
THAT NBITUBR of them.
...
SAW THE little pigs.
...
AND THAT grandma did.
AND IP they burst open.
...
WHY THEY burst open.
...
AND THAT'S all then la to it.
1 TRAXK yen.
Reflections Of A Bachelor Girl
As Result Of Fright
Kremmllng. Colo, Feb. 19. Flor
ence McGlochin, 1 years of age. has
recovered
speechless for some time as the re
suit of fright. With several young
companions, the McCHochltn girl was
out for a hike over the mountains
when she encountered tour mountain
lions. Though the lions made no at
tempt to attack the young girl, she
In the region about Aeo bav. In th.
province of Shima. the Bay of Gok
asho. Japan, as well as in other parts
of the country, women are almost
exclusively employed In pearl fish
ing and diving. They commence their
work at the age of 14 and are m th.
ai-r an year roona, except in the (
oldest season
SZZSP,ZL.J. nt Piece. It
;"S "'"" someimng into cost
ing that emnunf ?..,... o
kr.Byfldd-si. the coaT-pollcy of
.a..., w jm,a ui age, nu that th.t. .. . -'amo irui.cjr was
her volee after being U-IY.l ,!i.Jp:0?tn,uch "IJ
i , Bolshevik! are forcing every-
u in nussia to work 12 hours a day.
ff -5.1K wek. Mayb bolahevlsm
-Kansas- o,v SSlIy ,;M "r IL
The Toledo Blade, which says there
,! loscinaung about Mr.
Bryan's mouth when it is closed is
suspected of having kodaked him
ll s.. - . aJ r-Tf
-s .. .. .. . - ..; " "" tu Biuunn ana Kris3a ID icrMTn
UUgwv-, ".s -wsm mu in PUit-iUK a Her terror wma bo srrat th-ff h wo. mull a .pen (ii,-Vi. sz:
orPbd.ng thTSSt ?f'al.Ccn.m innlr.," .tS2-fc--J"! w'i .if SSlSO. ?P. -
r r. . . ?rw"UBn wun tne
dren.
of female chil- some time before regaining her power
of speech.
Kabibble Kabaret
ivajTrtt. na. IliruUsI mtm Scrtka, Isc-ZMMttn V. B. rmwst Odlea,
IJeR-UR-VSiBlBBLE:
Vou-wiWrc-s-AE unLCewe tTroMe? m 'Ntv vu
rlnAnrianjia hpUl a a
! world it probabTy- ,.t thl purpoS
iof asking the meanlne of th. .S
Maybe if because we we dull -wit-
t?1 that we are unable to figure out
ijnat whom Ludendorff expected to
( ecare with his threat to commit aul-
.cide rather than fo to France for
trial. Sprinsfteld. (Mass1 Union
j It fs announced that an extensive
. survey of living costs will be started
; next week by the department of labor
- iut it (s too -arlv et to t-stimjte how
i nni'ii n-r ir the in
, ton .' i
with a
otbtnc -rriH earry a Mm bo
far ttij from a woman as a new
tTala of t hop cat started by the
signal In another vroman's eyes.
Every man noaseasea at laaat thrtM
peraonalltiea: The daahing: devil, he
he is: the nice. ekikSMmalaj
being he really Is: and the noble hero
(or the helpleae. bin nisi liik, babe)
which some woman thinks he is.
When your rival la a beavntlfol
woman, yon always ave a chance to
win: Dot ween a plain woman xasci
natee the man yoabave set yonr
heart on. yon need more than a.
Ooij board to help yon.
A man first snatehee a -wo-
man's kse then pleads for
them, then demands them, then
takes them, then accepts them
and then permits thenu
Hen have loved one another well
enough to share their last crnat of
bread, their last pipe-fall of to
bacco, their last -reserve bottle."
and even the same woman's smiles
but never well enough to rhare the
same automobile.
If hnsbands and wive Tfonld
remember that they arc merely
connected by marriage, and not
elosely enowca related to be In
Malting to one another, they
might cultivate a little more
politeness before breakfast.
Domestic reciprocity: I'll put the
By HELEN ROWLAND.
Isr All that saergy. Ingenuity
ra ana inaomitanie purpose which
a man once devoted to making
fortune now sem t 1m m..
trated on trying te make something
-kick'- in re.
In nmr ahfart. it vnn'll n.-n
back. Copyright. 1529. by
Syndicate. Inc.
my
Wheeler 3yndi
rder
The
Mrs. John Pallace Riddle, of Farm
iagtoB. CDam, has been selected to
supervise th restoration of Theodorr
Roosevelt's blrthplsce In New Tori.
City.
OPHELIA
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