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Fridav. FeTi. 20, 1920.
EL PASO HERALD EDITORI AL and MAGAZINE PAGE THE ONLY WAY TO CREATE WEALTH IS PRODUCE IT FROM THE EARTH 3 uords and tree wis were those winds Taints " Ferry Thomas, Bntish labor leader, spoke when he ju 'c uieis ux jus own ana 01 an ouiez cwusutes iv f i orK and prodnce more than they ever bad produced tore - es wore than profiteermg is voluntary reduction of procjeacn. Sasv of the things profiteered m we do sot are to buv We can do without or use surtabJe snbeti- tes E'-'. vhea proonction is deliberately cot by workers seek thereby to gain a selfish advantage for thera- ehes, food is being taken from the months of babies and ties from the backs of the poor. AI- Th-na has told his brother workers la Britain they iiTLs; v. oik a quarter harder than before the war. Ee says French must work twice as hard as they formerly dad ad -iL Germany must work 18 times harder in order to itch '-p He sets no figure for America, bat twice as hard, a'der-32 we must supply the world for low years to wo-id not be too fast a pace to set and still saia- tiain a fair standard of efficiency. Suppose the workers of America prefaced jest twice as nc.cn What oaJd be the result, to both the workers and to the general public? By producing twice as much in the me and that it can be dcae has been demonstrated , rranv iac.or.es recently and by charging no more for a st ' or k. our workers would enable their employers to goods at a considerably reduced cost. For instance, if 110,000 shoemakers produced 20,000 pairs of shoes in a rive-i time instead of 10,000, the only additional coot to manufacturer would be the cost of his materials. There ax -13 be no additional overhead. This woeld mean that ic Jid eel! each pair of those 20,000 pairs of shoes at 50 erctr.t or more less than he charged per pair for his 10.- pairs of shoes. This would reduce the coat of bring m the Why Not A "Texas Tech"? j TJITHY not a Texas Tech in El Paso? Why not a-great 1 1 university of the southwest, one of these days, which students from west Texas, Arizona, Hew Menco and old Mexico can attend? Such a university we now have in embryonic form at the School of Mines and the College of the City of 1 Paso. Here, in these two departments, technical and classical, we have the foundation for a great school. Pos sibly it should be taken under the wing of the state uni versity, at least for a time. That is a matter for later determination. But we can an agree that an institution of higher education that win keep El Paso's seekers after knowledge and El Paso's mosey at home as long as possi ble and also bring here students from all over the south west is most desirable. Rabbi Martin Zielenka says most of the students of most of the universities tome from within a radius of 50 milts of the schools. Itjia illogical, inconvenient and ex pensive for EI Paso students who desire something more than the high school offers to go to Austin. Some of the students can go that far; many of them might, in fact. But not all of the students who -want higher education can or care to go so far away as that. Those who can go so far away may prefer to go even farther to the larger schools of the east. It costs at least $1000 a year to send one student to college. That $1000 a year per student can be kept here. Moreover, hundreds of students can be brought here from elsewhere, each to spend his $1000 a year or more in El Paso, if we build here a school that win attract them. Greater, though, than the mosey El Paso might make re workers who made those shoes in the factory. If from a university would be the educational advantages hnVure a-nH crarmenr wrerVeT. yili all Ataer 1awTi?i(T ! such a KfJlAAl wnnM eiv tft the e?Hr. 7?w pnftitinff P.l ' .w... .. .. q. . ............ .. .... vw w.,to , ft-'- -- -J J ---- fc n u-lio Tirofliire necerciriea would kwm sm witfcnnr Hie-1 aso dots and trcrls cere we could -nrodsce tie sand fit ef naency, they could continue to get the same wages ! leaders, teachers and business men we want and not the . SCHOOL DA YS CopjTirfct, Hi, by UeClnrs Newspaper Syndicate, By D WIG (d yet reduce their living costs very materially. In svrer to the argument that the manufactorer might sot di.ee his prices even though his costs were reduced, it light be said that the excess profits tax and competition rould probably tase care of that. v, caith can t be increased by increasing the volume of oner If it could be we could torn the pristine presses Eoos nalrrng paper money as Russia ma. Kasata made a discovery. She found that the buying power of the total volume of her currency remained the same no mat- : bow much she increased it The oaly way in the world to c-xate wealth is to produce it from the earth, the air 83 the water by means of the application of labor. What world needs is not more mosey, but more actual calji more goods that satisfy human wants. The only v to get that in sufficient quantities and at fair prices! for everybody ts produce whatever he is able in some1 seni.aJ line. Centuries before Christ Egypt had a king named This king promulgated a law which required every etixen of the country to appear before his governor stated occasions ana tell what he md for a living, u - ctnen could not tree a satisfactory account of himself was sot workmr at some worm white accusation he Evas put to death. That was a little harsh-bat it got rid the drones. Today we might protitabiy resort to some means of ferreting oat the workers is the nonessential lines After we had them segregated we- might do weB to St them to work at something useful, suiting the aUrtty to the job as near as possible. when the day comes again that the markets of the I world are glutted with goods we caw let down on volume aid direct our energies toward increasing quality. Mean time, deliberate restriction of output should be penalized. -o I Lots of people keep out of jail through innocence, some ouzo DUii, but a lot of others because they are luticr orgh not to be caught. -o ' Whenever the president really wants congress to doi e thing, he should write a message opposing it, o 1 iT-Adoo has decided that being the president's ges-is- it is too much to overcome. kind some distant board of evecntfve. dwldwl we ronta have. EI aso has problems in education and sociology, due to our Mexican population, which few if any of the northern cities have. These problems could be solved with comparative ease if Mexicans and Americans alike could be educated at the same university and sent out better acquainted with each other to teach their respective peoples the things they seed to know in the interest of progress and harmony is the southwest. A very small sum of money is being asked of EI Paso for the support of the College of the City of El Paso for the coming year. Hen asd women who realize what the possibilities of this school are, connected with the School of Mines as it is, win not hesitate to contribute, accord ing to their means, to that support. The next man to announce his candidacy for presi dent en the Democratic ticket could make a hit by de-1 daring that if elected he wfll immediately make Mr. Lansing secretary cf state. Whenever we can get WHsen to beEeve he has won a victory over Xedge asd convinced Lodge he has bees vte- tencos over Wilson, ratiflcaties wul be easy. ( The sale of drugs containing alcohol may be prohibited. bat they havent found a way to prohibit sugar from fer menting in the alimentary canal. o Prospective presidential candidates should remember that they wfll have to get on Borah's correspondents fist o "He kept us out of jail" might be a good slogan for the supporters of EI Paso's congressman next time. o Germany's verdict on her war criminals will sot change the wotH's verdict o The president acta like he was principal of a high school seme where. TVTir Tlttt it aril , ssV. and s "" 5et 'SIT. tW m MM UssLe o els 7- e LI ' 11 11 I II a 11 t&i 1 mm ' .-, IKInl Pfll 1 MP vTtk1, W : fs V&X??Jl. CsHser !aSlioajc(a-SS X JfV&UB!Ss JUriin JJI I . ?? 0BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB VMttldWUr KTZnTYY-.- V ni ' ' - y Mxic-a .jgigpMggSsPj 1 Ve tDwne gossip 1 tSosa3flBca If 3sV Btdtttrrd U. & Pucnt Otnce. I a a I H i- By K. C. D. Twf , y. (B f I Patter And Chatter fmmmm a Bj S. B. K1SK1L ' The Wa Of The Caseys. The steamship Cassr. Basaed la honor at tbw Xaicmtt c Colambfts. aa ocataa all pravto records for fralaiitara m croaslna tba AtLmatSs.) T0ST leave it to the Caseys when there's heavy werk to do, J Asd yes want effective action right away; i They've a style of going to it and a way of buekteg through i Without undue pretension or display. YoVH never hear the Caseys ask how hard the job may be. II irs up to utm to it, sacs eneuga; Ifs "Ceae acroaa, yon Caseys! Never mmd the toast or tea; Who's fearing that the going may be rough?" THEY'VE a way of breakrog records, sot for profit or applause. And set to satisfy conceit or pride; But through their ready service when they see the worthy eaute, And by totting needkss hindrances aside. The Caseys never falter, when the call of duty's heard, To ask about the credit they may win; But ifs "Come across, yes Caseys!" and the Caseys, at the wmS, Find the way to be beginning and begin. YOU needn't thank the Caseys for the wetk that they have dene, Your praise is net a thing that they would ask; They have all the satitf actses that may worthily he was, For they've cleaned up a record breaking task. It was "Come across, you Caseys," asd the Caseys went across; "Point out the job we've cot to da," they said. They found their werk and U& it, thinking set rf gain or less Then watchword always being, "Smash ahead!" THE good ship Casey's broken all the records in her class, And she's not is need of patching or repairs; Let her pennants blow tut proudly, te be sees where ethers pass She has proved that the deserve the name the. hears. yi gttBjgr S5?SSgi No one can accuse Leonard Wood of beating about the! Bash. o - Teach hen to to lire L Etbl" ZIrakil "I!?8 U&i " of laTiB2 im't tort" And. oh still harder lam! hov to die zeg the matrimony market 1 'BaUbr FwrtMis. Little Interviews. ISays Men In The East Better Workers Since Nation Is "Dry" Bl Paso Not Hit As Hard By Influenza As The Missouri Area )I0 Dusiness men of the east ere delighted with, tbe effects of na tional prohibition,'' said C S. T. fclsom. who has Just returned from 'business trip to Philadelphia and few York riiese men declare that pTorifcition has made the average prying- man Better, jjor example. iri2-a pointed rat In his office force several men who, as he said. h$ Lecn drunk for nine years.' kese r-n, he said, vere sober and fa1- more desirable workmen. i ner out more work In lees 4ime. od ZaT more satisfied with them- 3?3 and their work. These men Iftythe- showed me that on the u-v-t -w rkingiren were making In vst:rer small, of course, btit of vpt :; had not formerlv nat- Brhized the sTock mark eta This. thfe cec ired had so disarranged" the BrorK'ie of the street that none con Id Ipnedict bjj cr bear movements, hot added a s.ahi,t to the business. AH of them said they would hate to see a return of wh.Eky." fJPHELIA SaLU-t-.JlSm!rJ1UIUUUIIUtOT1MMMaHMHSfcBMM II MM SI Paso Is lortsBato In her llsht lnflueESa. eptdemie now," said George H. Wllllamit, of Kansas City. In Wseonti. Kansas, and other states through which I have traveled re cantlr. there is a hard epidemic of In fraenza and many deaths. As a re sult, many of the towns have again cloeed churches and seitools and for bidden public gatherings and theater going. Tbe flu' seems to be taking a heavr toll, while the west seems to have far less trouble with K - this Tear. Doctors In the east are worked overtime and cannot handle all of their work, according to reports I have heard. It seems to be even more vicious in Its effects this year. I know of many cases which have re sulted in deaths within a very few days, and nearly all who have It are reporting- themselves incapacitated for work weeks after. I think also that the influenza epidemic back there will leave many with tuberculosis." 'Arizona has a solenoid system of good roads," said mayor Charles Davisi "1 drove to Phoenix and drove baek in my car, and I found splendid roads ail the wax across Artcesa. In only a few places are the principal and best roads not connected. In New Mexico the roads are net so good." "It Is funny about my chickens," said city councilman Park Pitman. "When eggs were $0 cents a dozen my hens never laid. There was abso lutely nothing doing. Now that eggs for the chamber of commerce. The First National bank there has 11.- 0S2.M0 la deposits. At the banquet everynoery wore rail areas suits, which snows that country Is up to any other In the matter of style and DEAR K. C. B.: I have a beautiful daughter by the same of Delmar, 8 years old. She is considered by strangers to be good looking and rather smart for her age, but she has ose fault, and that is she is wild. She has had a lot of sickness, even the fin, and it hat left her with a leakage of the' heart. The doctors tell me that the only cure is for her to be quiet. But I can't keep her qtaec sae is tan ot me as ail euiaren should be, asd I don t know what to do with her. I Itve her at a father should, and I wast yea please to advise rae. She loves to read your writings, and I thought perhaps yoa could write something that would make her sit up and take notice. Truly yours. 1 S. B. "Heavy purchases of farm macWn ery, especially tractors, have been made by farmers of the EI Paso val ley this season and every day truck loads of machinery are being sent aown iste vaiiey, saia ztoiano Har well, county farm agent. "Planting of spring grains such as wheat Is firactieally completed and work now s practically confined to preparing the land for water erops such as cotton, corn and truck produce. The condition of winter wheat is first class. Work is being rushed irA or der to get water as soon as possible. Water was turned on at the dam Feb. 18." I HOROSCOPES 1 i are getting cheaper; that is. have. JfJ SS"??4, satcrday, FErmirAirr si. ieio STARS that are sinister rule this day, according to astrology. Sat urn, urimsi azw jupsier are ail in malefic aspect, while Venus alone Is friendly. It is a sway meet auspicious for theatrical Interests. Lartre returns ana success tor aew plays are sore- told, young players of great premise MI DBATL Demur. BBCAUSB TOrrrt Caddie. j ASKED 3TB to do It. . rx "WnrriSG this letter. , Btrx I'VE so Idea. W'liAT M going to say. ... EXCEPT TO ten you. . THAT TOT ought to be be good. AM) VBRY quiet. AXD GBT all well SO THAT your Daddje. WOJfT HAVE to worry; ATTD TOO must remember ... THAT IX an the world. THERE ISNT a thing. m w THAT IS quite so grand. m AS A little glrL on A little boy. IX S0XBB0DX73 home. ... ASD TinmE Isn't a gTlat IX ALT. the world. THAT IS quite f deep. AS 1FHBX something happens. The Young Lady Across The Way dropped to (0 or si cents a dozen, my hens have started to laying. I guess everybody's hens started the same time mine did and were on a strike when mine were." "There is an Eden in the southern extremity of Texas which I did not dream existed." said H. C Swearteg- en, sales manager for the Southwest ern poruana cement Co. "I have just returned from a visit around KcAllen and I can hardly believe what I saw there. My salesmen had been telling me about it, so I went to see for myself. I found citrus fruit growing in ammdanct 1 saw onions producing as high as 490 bushels an acre. Land around there Is selling as high as KM an acre and it is nothing to find Band selUng far cat an acre. The population of.atcAllen is about 4M. Tet the other night Jts.000 was raised at a banquet there Rippling Rhymes By WALT BASON. Sympathy TODAY there is an icy glare upon the walks and everywhere; and as I jour l neyed sadly home, I slipped and landed on my dome. I cracked an acre of cemsnt, and in nry head there is a dent. I sprained my neck and spoiled my face, my works were )olted out of place. And there were many people near who saw me sliding on my ear. They must have longed to laugh, all right, for I was an amusing tight, but no one shed a single smile; they all rushed up, in sprinter style, and lifted me upon my feet, asd from my whiskers combed the sleet, reclaimed my hat, which was a wreck, unwound mv ceattaili frnm my neck, and voiced the hope, in anxious tones, that I had waned no eotrhr hones. Perhaps they cnoxtled m their glee, when they were where I couldn't . , ar"-r- ..7 j. . ., ium. .uwfn as uiuuu icey nsa no sense, hat n roy presence they displayed the finest sympathy that's made. Then I re'-crned mv journey home, to write tira realistic pome, and murmured as I wer- ra ay, "These human beings are O. E!c Cr -, . iT George Matthew Adams. WALT HASOTf. Aecordizuc to ancient lore this should be a lucky rale under which to wear new garments. Hodlete and miuiners snouia oe&eni oy tnis poet lion of the stars. Changes in fashtens will be ex treme in the next few months, it Is propnesiea, ror Meals in dress .will be improved. ' Again Uranus, threatens the hap piness ot mankind, for the planet Is in a olace that bodes ill to all who hold enviable positions. Jealousy Is neu to be fomented by the planetary government which also makes decen- tlon and misrepresentation easier tnan usuaL It is a meet unfavorable govern ment for persons who have passed middle age Many deaths from apoplexy and heart disease are fore shadowed. Thrift Is most necessary at this time. He who does not save now will sorrow later. Bankers and merchants should be exceedingly cautious during the re mainder of the year. Food problems and those who handle them will now come much to the fore. Novel experiments will be tried in the effort to solve domestic: difficulties. Farmers should safee-nard their best interests at this time, but they are warned against false or ill-advised political moves. In the workina- of the l.v nf .y- tremes a wldeeoreajf f.H fm h.m.- maklng will be apparent this year, at the time when women have the right to vote. Persons whoa, hlrthriat. t, i. h.. the augury of a year of much activi ty. Thev should beware of false friends who utter slanders. Children born on thl. dsv r. liir.iv to be artistic and affeytlnnat. Th. subjects of Pisces may encounter dlf- uciuues in tneir careers, but they will overcome all obstacles. (Copyright, !, by Tho McCIure Newspaper Syndicate ) TO THE Utile glrL OR THE Httle boy. ... AXD BBCAUSn of that. ... AXD TJBCATJSE I know. ... THAT'arou love your Daddte. ... ,, DI GOIXG to .ask you. . . . TO u KITE me a letter. ... AXD PROMISE me. ... N THAT TO cio. take his hand. ... AXD CROSS your heart. ... AXD PROMISE him. ... THAT tVHATErXTR he says. ... TOO" OUGHT to do. TOtFLL STJRBXT do. ... AXD ,1 een remember. THAiroXCE on a time. ... WB HAD a happy boy. .... AXD ItB broke his leg. ... AXD THE doctor pnt It ... IX A plaster cast. ... AXD TIED it all up. ... WITH A lot of sticks. .... BUT HE wouldn't be quiet. ... AXD WE had to take him. ... AXD HAXC him up. ... IX A sort of swing. ... WHBRE HIS little legs. - ... , COnLDXT TOCCn the ground. ... AXD 1U3 had to stay there. ... TILL 1HS lee got well. ... AXD TOUT) best be careful. ... OR FIRST thing -yon know. ... THEY'LL HAXQ you up. ... I THAXK you. I Short Snatches i -rri rri .7. ,. i j? rum Ejueryuanvi e i a Wild oats will now be mixed with rye Wall Street JournaL The German mark Is now barelv visible Minneapolis JournaL The dove of oeace must be a bine bird a very blue bird. Greenville (S. C.) Piedmont. A woman's tears are the greatest water power known to man. Atchi son County Mail. Our "melting pot" is like others; it can not convert refractory ore. Wall Street JournaL We know we are big enough to lick Mexico: but are we. big enough not tot Brooklyn Eagle. The only thing that could make a labor party popular In this country is a little labor. Philadelphia North American. It the government ever decides to hang the Reds, the senate will be able to furnish plenty of "red" tape. Texas Legionnaire. Girls of an m1.tii er.11.i-. rl..!. . THE young lady acroa. the way giS '5f twar!tamu.8tnbe pTJtty J- it's hard to tell one nationality from;un-ColnnibHs Citizen. CXeanraran Irrha '& ""'Sl' & g just been reading an article by a take over the railroads for a few prominent Egyptologist, who writes ;wka New Tort Evening Poet jurt a. goon Eaghah as-asybody. I JJL "H?" ??LJ. i t I ' ! - i v pL0U . vv j&r Vecws Hr S U i 1 III WJEES a sew mffliaei eases f town ' ,-Ui' eieitemeat is aB araosgst th' beysl "Bnsiseas it so good 111 have f make an assignment if we dent' have a panic party seen," said Tell Bink- ley, t'day. CapyrKht. Mstteual Newspaser Serrtt. own internal affairs, seelnsr that thev twere gainx to anyhow. Dallas News. no sentence passed upon tne kaiser lould be allowed to Interfere with hit writing of memoirs for the waru- o uiiaersiiMies. ifoston Herald. Inklings and Thinkings. Film actor's death fatal Headline. Marvelons, Sbedecke, raarveleMr Presumably the hotel chef win ieauswed to taste the brandy before pat ting it in the mince pie. And then, presumably, there'll be so susee pie. If the kaiser sheuH be interned is Java that island would have as entirely new kind of bean. Western surgeon it grafting monkey glands on prize fighters, wfcfca stems very unfair to the Beauty Chats By Edna Kent Forbes Simple Corn Cures. r frequently happens that some of the best remedies are the simplest things often the old fashioned remedies mothers make at home are the test- I doabt whether anyon e has invented a better spring ton c than dandelion tea, or sulphur and or whether anything has found mere effective than the good old mustard plaster, or than the famows "bread and milk" poultice Is treating corns. I usually adIse some of these simple, old time for mulas. Of course. I never have ad- i Tocated the corn plaaters and com oads that come ready made, for half I a dosen reasons one of which Is that home made oads and home txeatmen s are usually easier II you nave trouo'esome corns, soak the feet in hot water for ten or Ij minutes. Dry and moisten the corns with spirits of ammonia. Bf t - is time ther will be so soft that at least a portion can be removed with a corn i anne. kud tne spots witn a neaiirg-salve- sine or car bo la ted vaseline u- aarve will do and, bind gently with old linen. If the corns trouble jc, after this. Mad over them a slice of lemon at nurht. and next day yon will orobably be abie to remoe the entire calloua Badlv inflamed, nainrai corns should be poulticed with flaxseed, slip per v elm or bread and milk. These good old fashioned poultices almost alwavs so soften and loosen the ha-d skin ( that it can be picked off with a dull I corn knife. 'Then a "washer" should i be made of thin felt or chamois, a piece large enough to cover the spot. , with an air hole cut out of the center j Pta-ca. walaa nrhara Visa A.n h si ab.A1Pl could mxlet a fptniMi liv I k!Z.i j w. ertiie n. .(. v..i.. 1. i going Into business to sell those I and the "washer1 worn over It for a' moderate priced goods which dealers mj- u. people oo not wane Albany JournaL tau nch la aald thnnt .n -" - 1..1. in the supreme court, but wets do not believe anything as dry as that Westervin. (Ohio) The lllaalllml Tn.tn,.lm. w. 1.. wtll ffgkt fer the league of nations to the bitter end. At least he realties Smt-a,d ta soing to be hitter. JUalla Bulletin. -rue convention win be San r.. 00 a moat IstarMfhi. niMti..ti.. to hlatorv ShU-A the Mrthnmb. vt.. deareeoi difference is yet to develop. Springfield Republican. Possibly the census-takers' Job would have been simplified If they had first tabulated the nreandeatud mnoiDiiiuM ana men counted what few; of us remain. Chicago DahVy time Questions and Answers. Mary Rub your arms with cocoa butter or with oliare oil. Continue to do your arm development exercises and you will see a great Improvement. If you axe too thin all over, you may i .SwHl.tlliHulllllllillllll. auluK CsllBUfesululalBHHvP9tRuBBululaQH ultuiutututluK " 1 N " Home rcnetftra are good for foot troubles. GOOD ROADS! 'Hordes of Autos now reminds us We should build our roads to ti neea a. special ouet to latten you up.; wnen departing leave behind us HogwdllowLocah B7 DUXK BOTTS. . k-p. hapfrt.!- e. -viijtfr 4lsI . I Sr3 1 . vi Kstelle The same advice given to Mary applies to yourself If the arms and legs are too thin, it is usually be cause the entire body is too thin. The best way to develop either arms or legs is by exercise. A little can be accomplished by massaging with warm olive oil or cocoa butter Kinds that rains don t wash awat When our children pay the mortgage Father's made, to haul their loads, Do not let them raise the.questioa. 'Here's the bonds but whore's the roads r Bxehage. Cattle in the Yemen district of Arabia eat driea fish in drouth times. A Guide ToMatrimony--In One Lesson By HELEN ROWLAND. GRHST him with that "Oh. aren't 1 Tell him he "ought to write a bock you wonderful!" smile. about his life! Say nothing until he haa run Tell him he la too kind hearted for out of platitudes. J his own good. t Then ask him If he plays golf. FJ9, gjjf th ehaf tag dish and Gradually lead him to tell you all 1 During"tne process try to look cute about -that wonderful shot- he made and awfully domestic four years ago (Too wont under-1 m.,, hlra ttat -moti-r" is teachlnr hnl nn .. n IMIB amaiMI'l r ... .. Z .CT TWrioT,, . -.. you bow 10 coosstsH you are uread stand It- Seientiats are discussing the po-sl-biiin ot using oil shale deposits as a so-rce of liquid fuel , I T7-li-l-i mri T juuioDie iiaoarer aw vMice kpt ns wwte fortiuo wurs. an ). aajaaa . .a est . o urV 1 JJ.Si-SS.vi OT " lao-acttOTd V. s. fnat OSte. vvrvp (nic . isfoiDotc, FUSBY HANCOCK, says he used to hear a heap about whisky being aged in wood; new he reads about it being aged in the weeds. The debate at the Wild Onion school house Saturday nijht was largely at- """i ." w.u epoaaci nasojea bis subject in a masterly manner, notwith standing H was a ooc-sidea affair from the start. The subject was "Would I Bryan San Agsjm?" I Sile Kildew claims to have the smartest dog in this community as it ' has got so it knows an insurance agent as soon as he gets out his armload of statistics. 1 iS.,K,SLF.?SH.'. .. --., . k. " ". fashioned.- you.guoas: that lTr; -?..-. Si. .C;..riiir " J m your own ciotftes ,kfmmhow1lhe"war1nn?affected L! .S "HXS. KS?5!!- his buUness. .r" " ' ",anl trifJHJ? ?, ,'h. ??," "ZvSlZIZ ? -"r while, suggest that the !M9 SiX thJUi, fi'.S -5.7. hnrt yur eyes and let him turn out reasonable tne doss la a ad wnat a lot -n fl -- . .. f,i-. j t.n . of "dubs' the rest of the office forca fii ".PI.H "'o"" ImD " jjj. 1 aUB vaaa fuuu. . I Pleiur all 1 Hi Stl ss 111 si saet,w seaaut lie, J Mnrmnr svmnatheticalir. Call htm .. . ' """" " "" """ " "Poor bov'" sao. Ask him what he thinks of th. I fj,; JnJl'?! JL,ML8cn' Sta,a Russian situation, what he thinks ofi10 on , Phonograph, the administration, what ha thinks 'n utu-. . . ne f.mint.. 1 Oiance no wlta a look or coasterna- AGRKE with him ab-so-lute-ly! "?"" ,h e'ock- 211 P.hV"2I"v Let him tell you AU he knows MST run along Ton didn't DREAM about women." Encourage him to il was so late! How time files -confide" in you. (Ton know where Insist ea heMlag his overcoat for these Platonic heart to heart talks 1 him Ask him why he didn't wear a lead') Inspire him to confess nisi muffler "sentimental affaira" Pat his shoulder with thst mother- Ask him to let ou read his palm. "v. impersonal, "you-poor-neglected-Tell him what a wonderfully keen, f boy air reasoning faculty he possesses; what If this doesn't briug something def- marvelous judgment! inite. within a week Tell him he should have been a I Try another man! lawyer. Ho ia immune! EL PASO HERALD DEDICATED TO THB SERVICE OP TUB l-BOl'I.. THAT SO GOOD CACsE SHAIJi LACK A CMAMPIO-V ASD THAT KV1X "" NOT THBIVE gSQTTasEn. II. D. Stater, editor asd cMraBnc owser, has db-eeted The IltraH fr SI jean J. C. HTUaarth I. Maaaaer aad C A. Mattsa Is Hsa.rlnr SMtar. XBMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS. AMKRICAN XEWSPAPEB riBLJSHEBS' ASSO CIATIOM A.VD ACUIT BtBEAC Of CIHCTHTlOft. 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