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EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE
(Vf-ek-lM Edition March 27-2?. 1931
MR WILSON
THAT HE IS
CONGRESSMAN HUMPHREYS, of Mississippi, chose the
V- wrong way to break president Wilson's silence os a
,r Ukew TTVTnt H, Wi'MAJ. GEN. LEONARD WOOD, candidate forthe Reb
o state his position. The president has demonstrated timejm Bean Mminatien for the presidency, has --wen w-waen
aci again his faculty for icing what he knows congress voters seme good advice. He has warned them againstthe
cocn't want him te do and for not doing what members of movement in some quarters to form small political grenps
egress want him to do. So it is natural to sappose that of women whose sole purpose is the advancement of par
Mr Wilson's answer to congressman Humphreys's demand . tfcolar legislation in which women are especuUy later-
:I1 be the same silence which he has
--incernings his possible candidacy.
If the president were at all in touch with the pnlse of
he nation be would understand that his party wests him
jt of the way. The trouble is that he has snrreanded him
self with a lot of robber stamp politicians who dare not
e'.l him the troth. He gets only their viewpoint and hence
is apparently convinced in his own mind that he is still
e master of his party. Democrats in
m clo;e touch with public sentiment, understand thoroughly tnemseives apart ny ut ioihuuuu i a r -""' ",
that the rank and file of Democracy is through with Mr. some advocate, their enfranchisement will prove a detn
v. ilson. Mr. Humphreys sought to convey this informa-1 ment to the country, and also to the women themselves.
v, on to the white house, but he should have known that They can best serve by affiliating with one cr the other
hi action can have but one effect on a person constituted i of the leading political parties and cleaning house there,
a. :s the president it wfll only tend to strengthen Ms de-i Now that women have the vote, it is within their
i emination to seek a third term. 1 poer to help remedy any wrong they may find to exist,
Democratic leaders would like to save the president the I if their energies are rightly directed. If they fail to exer
i umihation of defeat In the San Francisco convention. ! rise their right of franchise they belong to the same class
They know that his nomination would mean the most dis-jof ritiiens as do men who take so little interest in their
astrons defeat ever administered to a party in power and I country's welfare that they do not go to the trouble of
;rey are not willing to make such a sacrifice to gratify the! voting. American citiiens. men or women, who do not go
ambitions of any man, let alcr.e one who has shown such j to the polls, have no right to complain if things do not
small consideration for his party's welfare as has Mr. Wil-! go to suit them. v
sen holding the country in suspense for many weeks by) Responsibility for many peHtical errors can be directly
his failure to make any statement on his campaign plans. traced to well meaning citiiens who have not taken the
Even Republicans have so desire to
rebnked by the men who have followed him through the
past seven years. They would be satisfied to see him re
tire without such a stigma. From a purely selfish view
point, Republican leaders could wish for nothing better
than Mr. Wilson's nomination, for it would save xkera the
rouble of making a bard campaign, but poritldans are
usually pretty good sportsmen and don't like to see a man
urrped on when he is down.
From the standpoint of the country's welfare, Mr. Wil
- tin's silonce, evidently inspired by a deep rooted desire to
seek a third tens, is unfortunate. One of the worst things
hat can happen to any government Is a party unopposed.
Strong minorities are essential to the
vi'h power, any party will not only
bring disaster to the country. All
point to a Republican administration
next March, and, while there is nothing to be feared in a The Tombstone judge who laments the inaccuracies is
Republican victory, grave danger Hes In the possibility thatnewspJI)ers t notMBg on the managing editors. One good
the victory will be so overwhelming that only a weak mi-:way t0 preTent inaccuracies is to tell reporters accurately
1 1 Will DC Ul TT MUU1&IVZI. IV m LUC 1C1M
of the victors.
For the good of his country, as weB as the welfare of
his party, therefore, Mr. Wilson thoeU without further ac
hy publicly announce that he is not a candidate for re
election. Let him say he has never even considered such a
thing, if he wants ts. Everybody knows better, but aH
will forgive him if he wifl only say the word. He ought
to have stated his position long ago, but that failure also
v-:ll be overlooked if he will bow, once and for all, after
. i - : a; i ax.. ai r . t v .
; ipicK V7 " -"""V
nalr m jiTVTp.tpt" hv fen cfmntrv-meB. er
to the world that, because of the condition of his healUvj
it ,ns wife s health, or his soninlaw's health, or because
Princeton needs Mm, or because of any old reason he pre
:ers to have us believe, he will lay aside the proffered
honor and retire to the school room, or the golf course, er
the league of nations, or the young women's seminary, or
uherever he wants to retire to, just so he retires.
The nation doesn't care what sort of an excuse he
cives it would be better at any rate, whatever it it, than
the one he gave when he ousted Lansing just so he gives
one and gets out of the way.
Little Interviews.
1
Minister Says Nation's Nerves Being "Jazzed" To Death
Says Business Men Do Not Fully Realize Worth Of Valley
"'T,H1C: country U being 'Jaxxed into,
I a na::on of jangled nerres and:
!iaired health," said tbe Rer.
f -d Poe. "Everywhere one roes,
- s j.rz music, jazz dancing and Jazz,
pry tlnnp. In the cafes, especially.
the habit becoming pernicious.
;'eopi are eating to the tune of the
-afrglcFt' kind of music and their di-j-eeuons
are being affected by it. I
hink. that people nnconscloiisly time
' rir mastication of food to the
"lusic with the result that they don't
ake near enough time to eat. One
1 En't ro into any theator or tnoring
picture house without hearing this
for m of alleged melody. Our emo
.ons are being constantly jassed
:r ' and I beliere psychologists agree
; 'at this is a bad thing, if overdone,
Vnd it 1 ce rtainly being overdone
.n this country. This generation is
growing up to have emotions arti
ficially stimulated by this latest
-raze. It's time we were getting
ba.-K to the wholesome, simple things
Z ..fe."
I don't think the business men of
I. Paso realise fully enough what
re alley means to them," said
'haxlea B. 8tevens. real estate man.
Here Is a strip of country capable
f f producing almost anything,
s--etching out along the river to
t- v- ich people are coming to make
omes, and It Is not advertised
nough. Its potestlalisties are not
sufficiently considered. I believe
'r.at SO. 000 persons have come into
county sines the 1S10 census. The
m t look now Is for 30,000 acres of
ntion. which means mora than $2,-
.ft.no will be brought into the valley
itnin the next year If we have no
l.'l luck. The latest producer to come
ito the valley la Mr. Spears from
the Imperial valley, who Is going to
pjt in about J0,ft acres of cotton
lest year. Hi Is clearing his land
r.o-v with two big tractors."
' Oil phsvcology has produced all
nds and variety of men. said Gus
a e Hoenes, "but one of the most per
ni clous ana useless in tnis nan 01 tne
fate Is the lease shark, tbe fellow
v ho takes out leases on a section or
more of oil land and then sits idly
tv to wait ior some aniune oomMiu
o drill a hole and prove up his lands
-r 111s leases, snoaia von do ruo
nouzfc to ask him to not a few dol-
.ar m the company drilling adjacent
hi lease, he would be mortified If
t insulted at such a propositlou.
n ot alone the Individual, but the
argest companies follow out this
"in of sharking on ths honest en-
n'or of the wildcatter to prove an
f'd out of a barren waste. What
- r.. done with such a selfish in
idual" Should he not contribute
h.re tn the advancement of the
'oneer True be has put up his tea
-nt or more an acre for his land, but
Rippling
By WALT
Helping
'TF I had a lot of Btoaey," sighc tie raaa of dreamt-- seal, "I would make the
I world more sunav. help the people from the hole. Ti take hitters to tie thirsty.
heal the sick oms paim and aches, and pack victuals winerworsty to the j
h angry rahes and jakes. Bat I'm poor, aad this werld loses; I can drip so '
golden showers; ah, that peat-up Syracuse are coBtracting of my povnrs!" '
But a mas caa make tiisga better, stake bis fellows smile again, though. the I
belt beneath his sweater holds so store of iron men. I have known some bene-
factors who were lacking fifteen cents, and they were the ablest actors in the i
ranks of helpful gents. Yoa can give a friend assistance, help a neighbor
(very day, though year roll he in the distance, forty thousand miles away.
Yon can cheer some struggling mortal, tote his burden for a while, hand the
heartsick one a chortle, and the grouchy one a smile. If you had a lot of plun
der, bundles that would choke a cow, would you do much more, I wonder, than
e see von doing now? WALT MASON.
- rvt George Matthew Aiatcs. VI AIT MASON.
SHOULD TELL US ALL
THROUGH WITH OFFICE
maintained all along. estea. tie oenews
hv wnTkuiT- notiticaUv with the men.
Directed in the right channels, the votes of women can
have a powerful effect on American politics. A vast field
of usefulness opens before the women of the country as
they enter upon eonal responsibility with men in directing
the nation's aitairs.
Proper appreciation of that responsibility will mean a
congress, who keep cleansing of pontics,
see the president
trouble to vote, whBe the undesirables are herded to the
polls by ward heelers and pomicai bosses.
The first lesson for the women to learn is to vote when
ever the opportunity offers.
The city council can make no mistake in permitting the
First Mortgage company to close the alley between its
property and the First National bank, in exchange for six
feet of ground along Sheldon street. The alley is of no use
to anybody except the owners of the First National bank
and the First Mortgage company property. If they wish to
close it and give the city six feet of ground along Sheldon
street for the privilege, it is a bargain for the dty. Sheldon
public good. irunk
street needs widening
rain itself, but will j which it is desired to
signs unmistakably
after the fourth of
and the city gains
what happened.
Mow that we have about decided to declare peace, we
dent seem to knew whom te declare it with.
CJTeT"e If tw
notices that a czar
5 ! they are not admitting It by voting,
elr etr asnjuraee J 6
Booms may come and booms may go, but cotton is a
safe bet aH the tisae.
Vice president
he used to.
Where none
Where none
was it not the purpose of the law.'
that he .should make an honeat en
deavor to develop his lands that tbe
government and the state had leased
blm. There Is a nc point of law here,
that Z hope the ssprene court will
some day rule on. to the satisfaction
of the man or company that honestly
ines to get sometning our tor their
leases.
"Then there is the man that holds
promotion stock: be pats In eo much
of his lands and leases into a con-
pany,. togecaer with a sura ox a thou
sand or two dollars, rets dollar nar
shares for. say, 2 or S cents for the
tana ana risk assumed, sells enongn
of the promotion stock to cover his:
investment, as soon as the comnanv s
books are closed, and then cits and
waits for the drill to prove net cr
dry- Wouldn't it be a grand and glo
rious feeling for the public if one of
these comnaniea should advertise that
an promotion stock would be held in
ine treasury until all the other stock
holders had received 10 percent on
their Investment?"
"Before the city takes any action
on the gas company's petition for a
raise. said mayor Charles Iavis, "the
city council is going to go over care
fully and In detail the figures an ex
pert employed by the city took from
the company's books which show the
company yearly returns, expendi
tures and the like. If the council t
find t t f i mntutnv an iwir un!ar
present conditions make improve-1
ments and give the service the people t
of El Paso demand by charging tbe ;
present prices for gas. some relief I
will be given the company. We trust
that the people understand, however.
mat ine company is going to oe
thoroughly investiaated before It is
permitted to raise the price of gas by
reaucing tne minimum charge and
doing away with the discount priv
ilege to the consumer or charging a
50 cents monthly service charge, or
by raising the price of gas to the
consumer In any other fashion."
-
The city's water problem Is a dif
ficult one," said Art Woods, superin
tendent of the city waterworks.
"Now that It has become an estab
lished fact that the high line canal
project can not be pat through any
time soon, it is up to the people to
turn their attention to some other
plan for getting an abundance of
good, cheap water for domestic and
industrial pttrpoees. We have enough
water at present, bat if oil is struck
In Pecos and Toyah or in Hueco
basin or New Mexico and Kl Paso
takes a big boom which Is very like
ly, it will not be very long until we
will need lots of water. To be a big
dty a city baa to have a good supply
of water. Several plans have been
proposed, any one of which will solve
the questioA, but it is time the neoDle
were Intelligently facing the water '
problem and getting reedy to take
some action on it when the question
Rhymes
MASO.V.
Hands
Women In Politics.
women mn
eat 11 ure womca
and the city does not need the alley
dose. Nobody is wronged by the trade
a wider street.
h i rMnitrv A-r r.on une memsnV
predpttates a soviet,
Up ia South Dakota they either are not Democrats or
Marshall doesn't look nearly as bad as
admire. fts ttteiest is excel;
ore hettax. '& vtm to br a bttte.
comes np to be voted en in the form
kud-0 issue, or something of the
Would-Be Purchasers of
Bull Tafe One Look
Valley Falls. Kan . March Al
fred Moore and Sam Jndd. farmers
near here, made a trip to Oskaloosa
the other day to took at a bull they
understood was for sale.
Finding no one at home, they de
cided to take a look at their proepec
tive purchase and entered the barn
lot where the animal was confined.
Evidently the boll was unfriendly.
Anyway, Jadd spoiled two perfectly
good rows of cornstalks for a left
yard stretch and Moore became
friendly with a nearby tree. They
decided not to bey the bulL
Froude, It is said, wrote each para
graph of his history five times before
selecting the one finally adopted.
Wonder Wltat
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About Broadway
By BIDE
BW YORK. March 27- Now listen.
millionaires! If any of you are
figuring on selecting brides from
the new FlorodoraM company, yon
must be prepared to pay a forfeit for
the girls. Tbe young women have
entered into an agreement that tbe
first girl who catches a husband
after the show opens must forfeit
fSte. the second $200 and aH others
$109 each. The money win be used to
bur straw hats aad china dolls for
the poor little naked children of Dob
soniiu Africa. We have decided to
compile and publish a list of million
aires who wish the girls to know they
are available and matrimonially in
clined. Men desiring this distinction
will kindly send their namee te this
column. The only stipulation we
make Is that we get a scoop on the
divorce news.
ANOTHER. FOR WOODS.
A. H. Woods has purchased a new
play called The Star-Sapphire" from
Robert Housum, author of "The
Gypsy TraiL
ICLAW TXAY SOOX.
Joseph Klaw will present a new
comedy called "Mrs. Jimmy Thomp
son" at the Princess' theater. This
will be Mr. KlaWs second Xew York
production.
FROM THR CHRSTXUT TREE.
"Those bank robbers took every
thing in sight."
-But they left the city, didn't
theyr
.1 HATTER OP WEIGHT.
Harry c Brawn, of "The utile
Whopper 1, teniag a atarr aboat a
leer g-uw mat took place in
.nee dnrmg the reoent troabl?.
An American negro vu pUying In '
a same with an Enfllsh soldier. The
jcnffinoman at one point louna he
had four lcing-s. Tbe negro nad
stayed with three aces.
"TVelL" said the EngU.hraan.
ealmlr. T think I mutt wager you
about two pounds." The negro peeked
at his hand. He had cauaht the fourth
I "Two pounds, ehr h. mtucd.
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Plays And Players
DUDLEY!
"Wen, sah. It looks Uke as If I'm
going to raise you jest one ton."
WHAT ABOUT THlsr
Julius Ta linen Is Hack In town after
a vaudeville tour that took him to
the Pacific coast.
"The old town's about the same."
a friend said to him at the Friars
yesterday. "Possibly a bit windy."
"Say." replied JuUsa. "this town
Isn't windy. Would you believe it
there la a corner ia El Paso. Texas,
so windy that dof-s paMlna It nut
keep their mouths shut tightly or
they'll bo blown Inside out."
Otherwise Julius Is well and (ine.
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY.
Jack Oolatat of the Bronx write
us to say that the monoy Jack Demp
sey makes by flehtinsr Jack Kesnu.
FOOLISinrBT.
J.e and Jennie, eh. mo cvtef
Put a tack In father, boot.
Awful word, did father aay.
Well, how are yon. f.Ika. todayr
A XEW THEATER.
Walter C. Jordan will begin the
work of constrBCtlnfr a theater In
4 1st street, west of Broadway, about
3say X. He plans to can it the Times
Square theater. The subway stations
at Broadway and 41st street will be
directly under the lobby of the hotsse.
air. JeV" We 10 en
e theme r In October.
"Aimf O.V THE STAGE.
Samael Blair has aetmired to. dra
matic rights to Harry Heranfelda
cartoon character. ""Ante the Agent."
and Intend to have a alar written
! around it for productioo early next
season, atrj iterraxeta wiu
some rMOKntsed dramatis to tola
end.
BETTY KICKS HM OFF.
Betty Byrnes of "The Night Boat,"
at the Liberty, kicks off a shoe two
or three, times a week while danc
ing, and invariably It lands In the
audience. OUle Alger, manager of
the company, comes forward with the
announcement that anybody who w;II
Thinks About
York ITtboB. Inc.)
CArVT HSLP But
Feat, sottttt Foft mv
FRIEND Ovi Tm5
TcP JMBtP tfj
Tub 8o. iT
A LlTTLt
Pau-Jiik Hat
HB DOESN'T
(Sex Ths. ajr
A-I 0PTaMAi
we remlv had
A WOfJDBRrijL Tim;
TriaufiM "Boot
A WEEK .;
Party of" '
iw amJ THsy
Took Hirj
tVttim6 oS
o" Oh h"m
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r'ti.rn l si i- hu5 loosened will re
el, e tli i-rlcfl of nls ticket back.
Mr. Alffer sayi tne shoes are costly,
because Miss Byrnes has such a tiny
foot. The wears a 1AAA. Horatio
Alger was another fiction promul
gator. ATOBIU HEART WEAK.
Ben H. Atwell. the Capitol, pub
licity manager, who has pneumonia,
haa patMxl the crisis, but his condi
tion ia serious because of weak heart
action.
G0.1MP.
Slarcot Kelly, of "Plorodora." has
' been given a two-year contract by
tne jteasr-. snuBert.
"A Week -End Marriage. the now
Owen Davie comedy, opened at Stam
ford. March :.
W. S. Lee. a florist, has named a
new rote for Belle Story of the Hip-
Phillip James, musical director of
"My Oolden Girt." haa dedicated a
new march to Gen Pershing'.
Mariorie Rambean will appear in
"The Sign on the Door os tow next
aCarguerlte Syirx. prii
will make her debut as
a donna,
dramatic
actress next fall.
"The storm" passed Its 200th per
formance at the 41th street theater
tonight.
Abraham Levy, producer of "The
Little Whopper, at the Casino, will
return from the west March Si.
Alex Sullivan, who wrote the song.
"Klsaes.' has a new one called
"Rings. Alex says It rings true.
Btyler. and Green, recently of "The
Midnight Probe ' have been emraged
for a new revue at the Palais RovaL
WELL, NOW. BDi
Haven't seen Eddie. DmlfT lately.
She ought to give you a agnt off
one. m a wnuc, JSC
Home News.
TWIS LAMBS BORX AT HOSPITAL.
Boston. Maaa, 27. Born to Tom
and Jerry. Boston city hospital, twtna,
Methyl and EthyL Mother and chil
dren are doing well.
Methyl and Ethyl are genuine spring
lambkins Their parents ar. part of
the laboratory eouipment of ta. hos
pital. In spite of the family Mima
the twins will be brought up 4rletly
on a prohibition diet.
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Patt er And Chatter
Br s.
"NOTHIN' TO SAY."
" ain't Sol nolhtn ia irt." TtXteA Titm Harton. heaA tW th ,Wtv
York Milk TruU, hcn he os adced
oj mua? so mat paces migni tc mamiamec.
Kollnnd therv'a on who tavocht
he TTouId nM .
Ta world f roan a taroo in
But hU hope haa departed, him d ream
In S im dove.
itt bine ehips are all handed la
It is fair ! anppeae that hla aetlena
dlaeloae
7So "npp!hw pretention today.
I And It mar bwerred that fce'a
listed with theae
Who "alt cot aothla to
IIK the op a tent a-eat wk Js
settlaje the rent
That I am eompelled to remit
Sent word that herd raised It 200
percent
I flopped like a hlrd that !a hits
Bat when, hardened with aTrlef. I nn
pnea ior renei
And explained that I nerer eoald
par.
He spoke with m sneer and his an
swer was briefs
MI ain't got nothla to syr
XEARLT EVERYBODY'S EX-WIFE.
Mr Alice 7U Tocum sot her 12th divorce a few d&vi aro. After '
H.'tt-r dtaappoiatmenta she must find
sweet AIKe.
A I XT IT THE TRCTHT
A man finally has succeeded In getting the courts to eompel his foinr-
lfe to pay him alimony. On. what a fall ia thla front the good old fash
of keepinit her to scrub or take In washing for the purpooe of provid.-ic
thf re.-cssary support' f
BCT 13 IT STILL BK1XC BOVKt
The man who is able to save money for the rainy day needn't worr
about the danger of miMlng a chaaca to us. it.
Y
e TOWNE GOSSIP
Berlotertd a & Pattat Ode.
By
DEAR K. C B. I read in the papers that yoa answer tetters through your
Tewne Gosnp registered 17. S. Patent Office. Well, when we gat married
EKzafceth wade 120 pounds and I wade 120 tee. She use to sK on my bp. Now
she ways 204 1st. and still sits tm my lap until my legs go to sleep. I den':
tell her sot te because it woaM hart her feeheg aad I still lore her tho she :
bevy. I way 120 ls-s. what skaH I do. Eddie T. D
P. &- Don't be afraid. EHzaberh cant read American.
Ml DEAR Eddie.
OMS op the troubles.
OF MARHIED folk.
...
IS THAT Terr often.
TOBY BHGIX their career--.
0 -V AX eooal plane.
.
AJTD AFTHR taarYe married.
OXB KEEPS growing.
AXD THR other dMsn't.
AND IT leads to trouble.
AND VKRV often.
r
AS IXyour case.
TOE OXE that g.-o.
BLOTS OtT the other.
JDST AS Elizabeth.
m
BLOTS OCT vou.
AXD THR only tlunic.
THAT I can see.
THAT TOU ran do.
. .
IS TO die Tight In.
.VXD TRY to get fat.
...
ASD WEIGH S0.
AAD tv tou-11 do that.
TTHB.'VBVBK it happens.
BLIZABBTH COMES.
FOR A resttaar spell.
1IKK hubby's Up.
YOU-Xt. B able to bold her.
tVITHOlTr SROWISG Bm-nuV.
TOO C.CV either do that.
.
OR, 6KT oat from under.
BECAVSK TUB war It is sow.
THR I.O.GKR you go.
tvlniTOlll very short weight.
A.VD JUST tdt around.
AviTlt hkr on your lap.
THE QV1CKKR you'll shrink.
AM) .VFTBR a while.
YOU'LL SHRIVEL all up.
A-n BE no one at alL
IF YOl jet what I mean.
AXD 1VHE.V that time cornea.
AND YOl R Usste stays fat
OR MAYBE grows mors.
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AND VOIHK growing thinner.
AS BACH year goes by.
IT WILL soon come about.
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THAT LIZZIE won't know.
WHEN SHE sits herself down.
HIICTHKR TOC-HB underneath,
OR 1VH BRVER you are.
AND SHE really won't care.
...
1 KNEW a man once.
IVIIOSB tvIPE was Quite amart.
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It's a fa
causa t la ! art.
fact
That he'd think roa dfd wroas
to lBtrnde,
And unless 70a addressed htm wltU
beantUol taet
Perhaps he mlxht errs he rude.
You'd be fooUsb, to try to be flsdJna;
out war
He was tahJajr your sHrer awar
For he'd snarl and he'd sneer. If 7 on
asked, and reply t
1 ala't srot nothia' to say.
w
HY eant people erase to be spoil
laa: the peace
Of men who are areedr or raahf
Whr question them when they act
out to increase
Their bundle of booty or cash?
Iet us hope that, at last. Saint Feter
way cast
"So look, that rrlH eblH or dismar
The spirit that waits for a ehanr
to Hp past
Aad "ain't ajet aothln to sar
It a bit difficult ts km on bt. .-
K. C. B.
AND HB was a dunes.
AM3 HB knew It quite well
A.VB IT bothered him much.
THOUCJH HE could talk a lot.
...
WTTHODT SATING muea.
AND HB went into politics.
. .
AND WAS elected to rscvsrress.
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AND HB- beat it that way.
...
BCT TetTR case fs ctfxsreat
...
AND IF every this K fsUs.
Yon snarrr try a tack.
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XT troDLD make Lis sit op.
AND TAKE notice of you.
X THAJfK you.
RICH PROFIT IN WALNUT TIMBER.
Kmporia, KaiL. Marsh 57. Owners
of walnut groves along the Xeosho
and Cotton wood rivers are reaping
a rich harvest from the sale of wal
nut timber, which ia being used for
the manufacture of airplane propel
lers aad bash-grade furniture.
Walnut timber sJs-nsr these river"
has an ospectely fine grate and is be
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fact wars.
The Young Lady
Across The Way j
TBE yoass lady across the way say
she Tueentxais sesae 'ef the banks
are still lendfsz their eM customers
aoaey at 6 percent hat her father can
afford te patronise the best and is
plying 8 fo-bJs.
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