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EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE S Wednesday, June 30, 1920. THERE IS TO SOUND HAVEN'T we gone a Kttle crazy on government by com mission and government by executive niKng and regu lation? The executive branch has grown so huge, especially -nice the United States went to war, that it is top heavy. Besides the ten departments having chiefs who are mem bers of the president's cabinet, there are scores of federal commissions aad bureaus to deal with everything under the sun. These commissions exercise their rule nominally under the supervision of the president and congress; actually they are almost autocratic and their codes of rules and regulations, having the force of law, are really the com mand!, of a few men acting on their own initiative. In rractice, these commissions, bureaus, and departments are he:r own "prosecutor, judge, and jury," they combine ithin themselves all the functions of government, legisla te, executive, and judicial. Appeals from their decisions j re so difficult to press and so doubtful of issue that the public has learned by experience to bow to this irregular la x as absolute and immutable. Any one having experience with the army knows how far this business of law making by fiat has been carried. The thousands and tens of thousands of paragraphs in the army codes have equal weight and all have, in practice, the lorce of law, with civil and criminal liability and the sanc tion of military "justice." The similar rules and regula tions in the different departments, commissions, and bureaus nave multiplied until there are hundreds of thousands of such written paragraphs of irregular "law" which have never been codified for public use and reference; which not only government employes but the entire public are pre sumed to know by heart; and which congress knows noth ing about. In s. recently published book, Otto H. Kahn thus charac terizes one of the many federal bureaus exercising almost autocratic jurisdiction, the interstate commerce commis sion "There is no parallel in any other country to the enactment which places our greatest industry, down to its minutest details, under the almost absolnte power of seven men owing defined accountability to no one, selected for relatively short terms and ac cording to no particular stanOard of training or quali fications. On this commission, which has greater power concerning the industrial life of the nation than is exercised by probably any other tribunal any where in the world, there has never yet been ap pointed a pian who came to it qualified by first rate experience in railway operation, or by broad business experience, or any considerable experience in finan cial matters." In late years there has been a steady growth of execu te power The president is a man of autocratic type, who never formed about himself a group of wise and reliable counselors, who never showed confidence even in his cab inet; who never consulted with well informed men in or ont cf political life; who held himself aloof, physically and in tellectually, from the people, even from leaders of his own party; who trusted no one and listened to no one whose iew3 did not coincide with his own; and who did sot hesi tate to use his war powers to carry out transactions that would never have received the approval of his own depart ment chiefs or of congress, even of his own partisans. There is need for a tnorough revision of the executive branch of the national government. We need more de partments, and we need a larger and more representative cabinet. There is much overlapping, and conflict of authority; much waste through duplication of work and nelds of work. The government is trespassing on different domains of private enterprise in ways that the public will not approve when it knows the facts. There are too many public functionaries interested chiefly in enlarging their own jobs and tying in permanently to the treasury. There are too many channels opening to schemers who are learn ing how to take advantage of the chaotic condition of public management to advance their private projects at public expense. One reason why senator Harding ought to make algood president at this time is that he is of a type of man diametrically opposite to Woodrow Wilson in his attitude toward government and public business. Harding win adopt from the first a bread gaged policy of administra tion; he will keep closely in touch with the people, directly Little Interviews. Crooks Flock Here Because Of Juarez Liquor and Drugs City Guides To Mexican Town Suggested As Aid To Tourists city police and detectives are confronted by a problem arising out or xne zoreign croon, The man who comes to El Paso from other parts of the United States, said ''land Smith, captain of detectives. Owing to the fact that liquor and narcotics are obtainable in Juarez -vith but little trouble, the floating' -ipderworld population is headed to w ard the Mexican border and partic- llarly toward 1 Paso. Refusing to do anything; legitimate in the way of work, they come here and practice their various arts, meanwmle obtain- ng their dope and liquor across the ne. 'Within the last year we have arrested crooks from Kansas City, Chicago, New York, Philadelphia. Milwaukee and Detroit, who have ommitted thefts or other crimes here, and we have information that others from various eastern and erthern points are here but still in active Several burglaries here have had the earmarks of the master crook, and it is this class which fiiids an .easy living along the border. Generally, however, we have cleaned up the most of these foreign crooks when they attempted to work here. "I think El Paso might well main tain guides for tourists who wish to isit Juarez said Martin Holmes. The average tourist gets his pass port and then is at sea as to how beet to see the little town across the river, often missing the really interesting eat u res of the place. Another reason I The Young Lady 1 Across Tlie Way rE young lady across the way says Liberty bonds of the first issue are generally quoted higher than those of the fourth, for instance, and she sup poses this is because lots of people j mi 10 ger loeir money oaca sooner. llliKirXflbiniill i'i NEED FOR A RETURN POLICY AND PRACTICE telhgent and well vate advertising. There is need ment to the sun merely a mass of live ox the Rational Italy have been as meaning that hibition men the trees lost. At press time it be nominated. The national hymn of Germany now is: Hark. is that many tourists wander around more or less helplessly with large amounts of money, and are fre quently lured out of the principal parts of the town and robbed. Guides who know the history of the city and who could explain the sights would act as a protection to tourists. The financial end of it might be cared for by having the guides work through the chamber of commerce or other civic body, and these bodies might make a small charge for the services of the guides. Arrange ments might easily be made with the Juarez officials for this plan. T. have traveled 9000 miles since I left my home in Erie. Pa., four months ago," said Mrs. P. D. Moore to Miss Buena Gilder, secretary of the Automobile club, "visiting every place of interest along the Atlantic coast, spending several weeks in Florida and thence along the south ern coast of the United States to 1 Paso, and I want to thank the Auto mobile club and the city officials who made it possible for the establish ment of such a camp for weary tour Bait The Masher's By HELEN TITT daughter, there is a subtle crea ture, which walketh abroad In the land of fre wnmpn Lo, it adorneth Itself In a -nobby suit," and a glowing hat-band, and its tan shoes are shining lights upon the highway. And -wheresoever It goeth, It followeth after squab, pnrsueth flappers, aad its name Is called. "Masher." Now, the wise- men of Babylon gathered together and took counsel among themselves, saying: "Behold, we shall exterminate this THING! Tea. we shall p7rt tvAi perfect blondes of the city, and set me iraps. Ana tney snail lure the masher to their sides, and lead him before the high priests for judgment. And the fool shall be punished, ac cording to his folly!" Then, I questioned them, saying: "Wherefore. O sages, do ye choose only BLONDES as bait for your traps f For doth NO man ever look sentimentally upon a brnnetr And the wise men shook their heads and smiled, saying. "Nay, daughter, for a brunet must be exceeding beautiful, in order to draw the glances of men; but a blonde need be only a blonde! jo. a comely, dark-eyed damsel arouse th a man's fears and suspicions, and at sight of her. his heart eryeth. vamp: "But there is somethlner about vel- low hair, which disarmeth him and Mexico mm By WALT QLD Mexico's heen aching a long and weary time; and every day, on break-'-' inr, rings in new curves in crime: her trnmM of war are tontinir. li.r Ti... callyhooting, and some one's husy shootiag as I produc? this rhyme. She alum's a. oiaca new rnier, arrayed in crass and plusn; next he s in the cooler or sprinting for the crush; avengers hike behind him, as "traitor" they've de fined him, and balls and buckshot grind him and halt his frenried rush. Old Mexico is plastered with wealth of every sort, and if the chumps were mas tered who paw around and snort, she well might be lop-sided with "profits un divided," her robes would be provided with diamonds by the quart. Her hills are full of rubies, her plains are rich with grass; her fiery, martial boobies might raise fine garden sass; they find a pleasure greater in chasing some cheap traitor, to seat some "liberator" attired in plush and brass. Old Mex ico was scrappinz before the world war's start: and still her men are -varmint I and shooting up the mart; the way chances under and boosting senseless plunder would break a sane man's heart -0pyrlght by Georg-e Matthew Adams and through congress; he will try to meet the views of in' informed citizens so far as possible with out sacriiicin? principle or placing public policies in danger; there wiU be an end put to the furtive mystery and se cretivesess which have marked the present administration; Harding win court publicity in aU public affairs, but it wfll be real publicity and not partisan propaganda or pri for the opening of all the doors of govern' and the light; there is need for a general and thorough cleaning up, and a fresh start, a return to something like the traditional American governmental prin ciples and practices, and an end to government by execu tive decree. America's Duty To Herself AMERICA'S sympathy has been overworked during and since the war by those who are so "internationally minded" that they cannot see things in correct balance and neglect to take American facts into consideration. It was aU right during the struggle to use the methods of the revivalist and the demagog to stir folks up to great endeavor and splendid liberality. But it is time to return to sanity. European countries suffered, of course, and the war damage was bad enough without exaggeration. But the idea is current abroad that the United States made no sacrifices in the war, and that is aU wrong. The United States is not using its scars and sores to extract money from the passer by, but neither did the United States escape its share of the universal damage. The kind and extent of damage done in the war de vastated areas are appalling enough, but the areas of complete destruction are not so large as generally believed. One large building was burned in Amiens, but all the pictures of Amiens one sees are taken across that one gap where the ruins of the burned store stand. Hheims cathedral was somewhat injured in one ot the towers ana in the roof at one end of the nave, but the building stands so nearly intact that at a little distanceone would hardly know it had been hurt. Liege, in Belgium, twice traversed by the German hosts, is without a scar, yet only the other dav aooeared a storv savinr. "Of course Lieze is ruins." Recently a woman representa- Catholic war council who has spent six months in Italy returned to this country and took occasion to say to the press that general conditions in misrepresented in the united States; "Things are no worse there, on the whole," says she, "than in the United States." Which may be interpreted at least Italy is Italy, that scars of war are few. and that the people are pulling themselves together ad mirably. Hot that we should feel less keenly the sorrows and hurts of the other side of the world, but that we should swing back a bit from the feverish exaggeration of war days and look sanely upon American problems in fair perspective. We have our own grave problems and our first duty is to meet them and reconstruct our own affairs for the long pull We can afford to share what we have with the world, but the world must take second place to America in our plans and our labors. A correspondent says the demonstration for the presi dent fooled nobody. Not even the president? o It seems that in the battle between smugglers and pro o looked like a cinch that soninlaw would God save the Thai man that halh a tongue, I say, is-no man. If aith his longue he cannot vin a woman. 'TTSnain Shakspa. ists as Camp Davis. In Florida we found community camp grounds In every town and in all large jeities that we have visited we have been welcome to use the camping grounds, but of all the camps I have visited I have found none that will bold a candle to Camp Davis. Just think of the nice shower baths, laundry, and those gas stoves everything complete for the motorists. We heard of this camp while in Florida but never dreamed it was so com plet e. I wanted th e campers at Camp Davis to write a letter of ap preciation to the Automobile club for the splendidly equipped camp it has established and also a letter to the mayor of the city, advising him of the advertising that the city was getting through the camp. "We heard of this camp alt along the road and the motorists are loud in their praise of the services rendered free to the tourists. We met people from Cali fornia at the camp and asked them if California could beat it for con veniences and they said. 'No, El Paso's camp is fine; It could not be better." Trap With Blondes ROWLAND. weaken eth all his fortifications. And he can no more resist following after it than a kitten can resist following a string, or a puppy resist chasing a rubber ball or a small boy, pur suing a military band. "Go to! Hast thou not observed, O daughter, that in novels and in mo tion picture plays, all the sirens and adventuresses posses midnight hair and roving black eye? Whereas, all the angelic heroines and persecuted saints are fourteen -carat blondes9 "Lo. Cleopatra the duskv beauty may have made fools of a FEW men. Bnt it was Helen of Troy, the dizzy blonde, who caused two na tions of men to make fools of themselves and of each other for her sake! "For, In his time, a man may ha e loved many brunets, but he must al ways have a blonde In his life' "Go to, a dazzling brunet may walk seven city blocks without arousing store than two glances of admira tion; but a baby-blonde cannot take seven steps without causing the fluttering of hearts. "And a greater flurry In Wall street hath been caused by the pass ing of a blonde, than bv a fall 1a th stock market. "Verily, a red parasol waved in the eyes of "El Toro Is not more potent than a blonde head In the eyes of a masher. "And a little peroxide la a miracul ous thing!" Copyright, 1920, by Wheeler Syndicate, Inc. MASOX. they're raising thunder and treading WALT MAS0H. SCHOOL DAYS K JsS-Ji km Reeves. " lbst t MIJWbIC RHJS lw i " s ifl nrfl IS if JSBSEa? 7. FU H&M6' I i I III I ill fesJsm 8' f. gL) ' ill 'jjpMii m mkWlf c BwBBlKiw ISI lllf wSw&lTjf fe If I Had My Life To Live Over Again "IF I HAD my life to Hvo over 1 again," said Homer T. Ellis, "the chances are I would do the same as I have done this time, that Is, (he best I could onder the drenmstances. I don't know or anything I would rather do than be an American citizen and a resident ot El Paso. I can con ceive of no line of biuiness I would ratner rollow tnao orintintc the art preMTvatrve. I have never known of a family I would ratner nave than the one I have now." What would you doT Send It to The SI Paso Herald. 1 14 Years Ago Today From The Herald of This Date, 1900. NBW YORK is being stirred by the startling disclosures which are following in the way of the kill ing of Stanford White by Harry Thaw on Madison Square Roof Garden. Many millionaires are going to Europe, fearing the publicity may be given to their offences. The third of the open air meetings of the Protestant churches of The city will be held Sunday evening in me couirnouse vara. The custom house receipts for the year closing June 30. 1905, were $143, 448, while the year's receipts for the year closing today are $219,457. a gain of more than 986,000. .The cornerstone of the new Ban- tist church will be laid next Wednes day. July 4. Garnett King left jesterday for Cloudcroft. Mrs. J D Ponder is in Cloudcroft Dr. and Mrs. W. L Brown re turned Tuesday from their tour of the east. T M. Wmgo and famllv and van C. Wilson leave tonight for a month's fishing in the mountains of New Mexico. KILLS SON' AM) SELF. Chicago. I1L. June 30. Charles Er- dinger, 43 years oldT cut the throat of his five year old son, Henry, and then killed himself at his home late yesterday. The bodies were found bv Mrs. Erdineer. when she returned from work. She told the police that her husband had been HI for three years and since Christmas had been unable to work. 0E SPRTS daughter u still raissin'. When last seen she had two well de- iined arched eyebrows an' two red cheeks, one slightly higher'n th' other. Leonel Meadows an' Violet Pashll be married t'day, but th' happy conplell not be at home till times git normal. Copyrlaht. National Ngwapaper Service. J Kabibble Kabaret ncH!iICIriBSlc' fplSwCrat 8rtt- Inc EerWCTd 0. 3. pauat OOca. MtV HUSBAND TREATS tE. CRUEU.V-lrvWAT WOULO VOO ADVISE 005 TO DO ? ' '- MRS.BLlVlTz:. MA.OAME, I REFUSE TO BE HELD FOR "AiDlNG AVAO ASETflNer Copyright. 1920 by McClure Newspaper Syndicate Beatify Chats'! By EDJTA KEXT FORBBS. Large Pores. 0 lIvE of the most common complaints that I have is about large pores. Usually these are the result of black heads, and blackheads frequently are the result of pimples. Now. black heads, and consequently large poree, are usually found on persons with oily skins, and oftener on brunettes than blondes. A blackhead s an accumulation of fatty matter in the pores of the skin or. rather, in one pore. This fatty matter distends the pore until it is large enough to be visible; and where it comes In contact with atmospheric dust and dirt, it acquires a black tip or head. A blackhead sometimes reaches so far down into the skin, that, on being removed, it ts found to be an inch long. Sometimes pus Can yon are black porea In the creaaea of yonr facet follows when It is pressed out. This hows that microbes have gotten down unut-r tne skin. When the black heads have been removed the dis tended pore does not immediately shrink and the result is a case of large pores. Alkaline preparations, medicated soaps, sulphurated water, ether, alco hol and other astringents are all used to close up these pores. As in the normal healthy skin the pores are not visible. I have found that a gen eral stimulating face treatment is all that is necessary for most cases. It consists of cleansing the skin thoroughly with a cleansing cream. This is to be followed by a thorough washing with hot water and a good soap, then by a hot rinse to get the soap out of the skin for soap left in skin is apt to cause large pores and finally by an astringent rinse. This may consist of rubbing the skin with ice or rinsing with water to which a few crops of tincture of ben zoin have been added, or by wipping over the face with some good as tringent. Anxious Anne You are not over weight; In faet. yon are about S pounds or so under weight. It will not hurt you if you put a few drops of peroxide occasionally on your tooth brush when you are cleansing your teeth. Sue Z A girl S feet tall. 14 years old. should weigh between 105 and 118 pounds. Fatty A girl 17 years old. S feet S Inches, should weigh about ISO pounds. In 1873 the high schoei girls of Portland. Me. unanimously decided to discard Jewelry and expensive ar ticles of dress while attending school. &frfssn4 feSfSflssBlfi"- SwsBJrmBb ByDWIGipatter And Chatter Ye Towne Gossip. Rtetert4 C S. Patent Office. By K. C B. I HAVE a letter. ... FROM OCR niece. ... OUT I.V California. ... WHERE SUB rives on a ranch. ... AD 1VHERB the nephew lives. ... .VXD TUB young dog Tippy. ... VD TUB old dog Shep. ... AND IF It happens. ... THAT TOD and J. ... HATE BSav meeting here. ... OX THIS same page. ... FOR QUITE some time. ... TOCIX K.VOW the nephew. ... AND TOtTLX know the dogs. A3.D BECAUSE we're friends. ... OR I hope we are. ... IT MAY interest you. ... THAT A week ago. ... THERE CAME an auto. ... FROM THE little town. ... AND IT Wound its way. DOWX THE orchard road. ... AXD TURNED through the gate ... THAT FROTUCTS the house. ... AND CAME to a stop. ... AND a nice old lady. ... AND A nice old man. ... STEPPED OIT of It. ... AND T1D2 niece was there. AND THEY asked of her. ... IF SHE was the girl. ... Tn.VT ro written about. ... AND THEY asked for the boy ... AN'D HE was there. AND they asked of Shep. ... AND SIIEP was there. AN'D THHY asked of Tippy. ... AND IIB was there. ... AN'D THEY talked with the niece ... AND PLAYED with the boy. . . . -VXD FATTED the dogs. ... N'D WHEN' they had gone. ... THE NIECE sat down. ... AN'D WROTE to me. AN'D I fee) so good. THAT I pass It along. ... Itr.CAUSK SOME of the things. ... THAT I wrote out there. ... I HAD to invent. ... JUST TO fill my space. ... AN'D IF It had happened. ... THEY HAD asked ot them. ... I'D HAVE lost two friends. AND MY ranching niece. WOULD HAVE had to admit. ... THAT HER uncle lied. ... I THANK you. N. J. GOVERNOR REMOVES ENTIRE HIGHWAY BOARD Trenton, N. X, Jane . The entire personnel of the New Jersey state highway commission was removed from office and a new board ap pointed yesterday by governor Ed wards, who, in taking this action, ful filled one of his campaign pledges. The governor met with bitter opposi tion during the last session of the legislature when he attempted to nave legislation passed authorising him to remove the board At the time, it was generally be lieel that the legislators, to thwart an attempt of th executive to re mote th toniniiFsionr rfes?d un til Sptmbr, rather than adjourn sine die Br S. E. A Country Thai TWELVE years ago I wm one wbo assisted In saving the nation from going to a mash. I don't quite reeall all the HIbat -were listed As threatening then to result In a erash. But I know there was something that caused apprehension That dally the warnlags fell hard on our cars. There were challenges then, there was angry contention. But the country was saved for another four years. EIGHT 7ear ago I was one who helped braTcly To save the disaster that seemed to Impend. X heard thousand warnings and heeded them gravelyi AVe seemed at that time to he near tag the end. But wisely we rose I with millions of others And. turning from folly and break ing old ties. We saved for our children our wives and our mothers The most glorious country beneath the blue skies. ! Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones I UNCLE V7IGGILY AND THE TAILOR. mm By HOWARD R. GAR IS. m i. K URSE JANE! Nurse Jane! Are you golxeg to be very busy this morning?" asked Uncle Wigsily one day as he was ready to start ont from his hollow stump bungalow to look for an adventure. Well. I have to do a little sweep ing, washing, baking, ironing aad mending." answered the muskrat lady housekeeper. "After that I shall make the beds and " "Stop! Oh. please stop! begged the bnnny gentleman, holding his paws over his ears. 'I did not know you were so busy. There is no use, then. in me asking you to iron my best tall silk hat, sew up a rip in my coat and press my trousers. i a use to ao it xor you. saxi Nurse Jane, "but I don't see I don't either." laughed Uncle Wig gily. In bis most Jolly pink noee twinkling style. "Too have no time. I'll stop at the tailors and tell him to come for my things. Will you pleaee lay them out for meT "Yes. ril have time for that." said lie rolled over them the bear did. the muskrat lady housekeeper. So when Uncle Wiggily hopped off over tne neios ana tnrougn xne wooas, looking for an adventure. Nurse Jane placed the bunny uncle's tall silk hat that needed Ironing, his coat that needed mending and his trousers that needed pressing on a chair on the Dorch. "They'll be easy for the tailor to get when he comes along, after Uncle Wiggily has told him to stop for them." thought Miss Fairy Wuxzy. Uncle WlKEilv hooped on his way and soon he came to where the tailor Dear genueman naa nts snop. imo tailor sear was some relation to .wea- dle and Beekte StnbtaU. the brother and sister bear. "Will voa kindly go to ray hollow stump bungalow aad get my tall silk hat. ray coat aad my trousers?" asked Uncle Wiggily of the bear tailoc, "I am wearing mv old clothes now, but I want my best salt made nice and scrumptious for tats evening. I am going to take Nurse Jane to the movies." Til go get them andrhave them all ready for yon this evening." promised the tailor bear. Then he put a pair of Grandfather Goosey Gander's trousers down on the ground ond rolled over them, the bear did. That was his way of pressing creases la the trousers. Tpn n't rorget. ' cauea uncie wigguy Short Snatches From Everywhere J JONAH had a whale of a time, even when he was down in the month. joiumoia lucora. Evidently eaoita is to be the only internationalist with a recognized standing. Johnstown Democrat. "Usually the fellow who wants the earth." remarked the man oa the car. "wants somebody to plow it for htm." Toledo Blade. Oonversatioa was a lost art even before the automobile came along aad ran over it. Chicago Daily News. It was bad enoojch to be hit in the eye by a woman's elbow when it had a little covering. Canton Daily News. How can you exact to buy a cigar for five cents with vegetables as high as they are. Bridgeport Post. Some optimists in Hungary pro pose to punish profiteers by spank ing in em z& limes on tne sotes or their feet. Why not follow the American example aad slap them oa the wrist? Portland Oregoaian. Busy this week with a hurry up vice clean up. Sua Francisco deserves ciedit for her effort to make the community safe for Democracy. wasnington .roar. It Is not necessary that one should return from the dead in order to con vince as that there are ao profiteers la heaven. Greenville I'ledmont- It is honed ao one in authority will legalise the home manufacture of wine and beer. So far. the devellsh- BRUINS EL PASO HERALD DEDICATED TO THE S EH VICE OT THE PEOPLE THAT NO GOOD CACSE SHAIT. LACK A CHAMPION, AD THAT EVIL SHALL NOT THRIVE UOPP03Ex7T n. D. elater, editor and eontroBnc owner, bss directed The IlersJd for S3 Tears. J. C UQmartb is manacer and G. A. Martin ts manscing editor. HEXBEB ASSOCIATED PRESS. AMERICAN NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS' ASSOCta. Tinv ax.y tiTTini (, .toman - ni?rri nnv vva a a u.i a. iu a wa ftuuau jm vutvvinaiiu.v. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Is exelastvtly wqwivwn wnutni tu at, vi uvt vuio who news pttbashed herein. AN INDEPENDENT DAILY NEWSPAPER Dsil News, The TsleffrapB. The Telegram, The Trite, The Graphic, Th Sa'Z The Advertiser. T& ladependent. Tb Jearaal. The Repehttcan. The Bulletin, TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION Daily Herald " " - K" vm, .m., trci jva t v iu "i wtwrr states ne mon - SI 00. per year. $13 00 Wodaesdy and Weok-End tssaes will be mailed t -, - per year Week-End editions only, per yer. jreo. w l ir 1J THIRTY-NINTH TE VR OF PUBLICATION n-ws report by Associated Press Leased Aruona. sew Mxico. west Texas. Mexico, WssMacton, D C an Entered as ths PotoIlc ia El Paso. Texas, as lecond class matte K1SER. Won't Slay Saved. rou UR years ago, with a seal that X was knightly. I came to my country's assistance once morr. Who dared at that time to consider things lightly f Our danger was greater than ever before! Can we ever forget the dark fears that assailed nsf I think wc were tokt we would all be enslaved If wisdom or courage or manliness failed ns i But we heeded again and our coun try was saved. , 05 XCB more we are told that tho country's In danger; Boom seems to Insist upen hover ing near. The trust that we had for a while la a stranger Again we are asked to be trembling with fear. We may manage although there la reason for doubting. To pull through this critical sea son somehow But no .matter which side shall havo cause to be shontlag, !few dangers wfll threaten us four years from now- as h passed on. and the bear tail of said he would not. Well, along about this time the bad old Plpsisewah got hungry for souse. "I think I'll sneak op easy like to Uncle Wigglly's bungalow and see tf Z can't nibble some sense off bis ears said the Pip to himself. So he wiggled his way alon? through the woods and soon he came within sight of the bunny gentleman a hollow stump bungalow. "Tea, there's Uncle Wiggily slttin out on the porch now. in his tall at' -. hat. his black coat and striped trous ers.' said the Pip to himself u h scronched down behind a sas?fra tree. Til wait nntil he comes dowi and then 111 grab him." The Pip watted quite some time, 1 -tenlng to Nurse Jane sing as "i1"1 washed the beds and made on i n -dishes, and finally the Pip took art other look and said' "I believe Uncle WIgglly is aslee ia that chair on the porch. T can sneak up easy like, grab him and car ry hhn off to mv den." Up on the porch went the bad Pip He reached the chair and thn ie made a grab, thinking to citcb - bunny geatleman asleep. But l-.' , then Nurse Jane rushed out of be kitchen crying "Here You're not the tailor bear" Leave Undo Wigglly's tall hat h coat and trousers alone. The tall h? needs Ironing, the coat needs mending and the trousers need pressing. Leae them alone, you bad Pip!" -What Are these only Uncle W z gllys clothes isn't he m them' howled the surprised Pip. "No. he isn't! I just left them a, chair on the porch for the tailor bea to get!" said Nurse Jane- "LnciO W!ggily is far, far away." "Oh. woe is me' Fooled agair ! sighed the Pip as he saw that he onl neia an empty nau an empty coat ana empty trousers. Then he threw thp-i back on the chair and ran away, rub bing his tongue on his teeth. So he didn't get Uncle Wiggiiya souse after s all. and the tailor bear soon made t e bunny's clothes look fine and M. He serouehed down behind a sassa fras tree. Longears took Nurse Jane to a movies. Aad if the red paint brush dce go out aad play in the green gris aad get all stained with yellow f-on the buttercups, ril tell you next abo -Uncle Wlgsrtlv and the hooks. Or - right, 1$0, by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate. SD3 1 A line O' Cheer i lEach Day O' The Yearf By JOHN KE.VDIUCK BAAG5. A RESOLVE. IF opportunity is slow To knock upon my door Out on the highway I shall go And comb the country o'er Until Fve found him, and when found TH take good care to see That he's so nabbed and safely bound He can't escape from me. 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