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EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE
EL PASO DEMOCRATS HAVE CHANCE
TO CHOOSE A FIT MAN FOR SHERIFF
rrO WEEKS from now, tbe Democrats hold their pri
maries, and os tbe result will depend whom we shall
have for sheriff the next two years; in El Paso county a
Democratic nomination for sheriff is equivalent to an elec
tion, and the election is only a form. Every effort of the
opposing factions and candidates is pat forth in the July
primaries, and after the primary resnlt is known there is
no need for any campaigning. The November election is
only a ratification of tbe primary selection.
Robert L. Dorbandt is s. candidate for sheriff. If there
is any reason why he should sot be nominated and elected
sheriff of El Paso county, it has not been introduced in
evidence so far. Mr. Doroandt has lived in El Paso a long
time. He is a man of means, in no wise dependent on the
revenues of office. He is a large property owner, bnt he
has been constructive is his local enterprises, and while he
has sot been a self advertiser, he has thrown his energy
ana ma money rate more than one development project of
importance and profit to the pnbKc, ta the cenuscnity, not
rery to himself. He is a Democrat, bnt independent of
any ring or clique or faction. He is sot a professional poli
tician, nor has he ambitions to make polities his life work.
His desire to condnct the sheriffs office for a term is
due to his desire to see the laws of the state of Texas
enforced; it is due to his desire, as a citizen of El Paso, to
make this city and county a better place to live in and do
business in.
Mr. Dorbandt is known as a man of his word. He is
sot a boaster, and is simply a quiet spoken individual who
goes abont his own business and asks nothing of others bnt
what he is willing to accord to them. He does sot ask odds
or favors in business or in any other activity, and all he
asks in his capacity as candidate is that the primary elec
tion be fair, and that the votes is his favor be counted for
him, and only the votes cast for his opponents be credited
to them.
He is not going are-sad making deals with anybody, he
u not promising any appointments in case he is elected, he
is sot seeking the favor of habitual lawbreakers in order
to win votes and avoid apposition. His campaign has been
waged quietly bat openly. He meets people of all sorts
and tells them plainly what he will and will not do if
elected. One of the distinguishing qcalities of this candi
date is his outspokenness on questions of public concern.
To those with whom he comes in contact day by day,
Mr. Dorbandt states briefly his platform. He says he will
close np ail the road booses or make them ran withm the
law; he says he will dose all public and semipnblic gam
bling games that he knows about, and that he will not ask
the pnbhc to procure evidence or act as complainants or
prosecutors, but that he and his deputies win do what lis
law requires them and the law abiding people expect Wn
to do, as having sworn to uphold the laws.
Mr. Dorbandt says he will choose as deputies only men
of good character, reliable and trustworthy; but that, who
ever his deputies be, he himself will assume responsibility
for their official acts or failures.
He says that if elected sheriff, he will cooperate with
the same sort of management that a capable and rightly
disposed business man gives his own business, with the
added consideration of absolute responsibility te the public
and with the public welfare the paramount consideration.
If the people of El Paso want this kind of a sheriff, they
can have him by inducing a majority of Democrats to vote
for Dorbandt at the primaries this month.
Citizens who would like to correct certain local condi
tions that have grown flagrant will do well to constitute
themselves into campaign committees of their own and
wore tor Dorbandt, who is collecting no money, asking so
favors, and promising no rewards. El Paso would be the
gainer by his victory in the July primary. It would seem
that the women voters, especially, would align themselves
with him is view of his progressive and constructive pro
gram and the certainty that the welfare of all tbe people
would be promoted by his success.
SCHOOL DA YS
Copyright. 1920. r
MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.
Worth Paying For
IF YOU have heard the El Paso Municipal band you will
want to hear it again, and again and then some. It is a
good band, and sot only is it under the leadership of a
musician who has unusually high ideals of artistic excel
lence, bnt'it is made up of men who demonstrate by their
wane mat tney are playing for something besides so much
an hour; these men play as if they liked music, and musical
people wco nave Heard the band aeree that it has the mak
ings of a superior organization.
Furthermore it has the benefit of the guidance and sup
port of the EI Paso Music association, a branch of the
chamber of commerce, which includes in its membership a
group of El Pasoana who sot merely plan to give EI
Pasoans good music during the summer outsfdoors for
their refreshment, but who include as a vital part of their
wise and enlightened project the establishing of a perma
nent symphony orchestra which will give a series of winter
concerts in Liberty hall at prices that will put the concerts
is reach of alL
A fund of $11,000 is seeded for the year's budget. Of
this, $3000 has been offered by the city council, $2000 by
the chamber of commerce; $2000 can be counted os as re
ceipts from sale of tickets to the winter concerts, leaving
$4000 to be raised by private subscription. Less than half
of this has bees raised so far, and the committee requests
all 1 Pasoans who favor the carrying out of the project
(20 summer band concerts, four winter orchestral concerts)
to send in their contributions without waiting to be called
on personally, and to make them as liberal as possible.
Last season's musical undertaking proved the necessity
and the popularity of the concerts, and this season, with
the experience of last year to help, the programs will be
eves more is line with constructive work to bring good
music within reach of everybody. It is intended to keep
the musical programs up to a sign standard out not to
make them of a sort to which the popular taste might be
i indifferent. The mrraose is cartlv recreational cartlv edn-
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forcement; that he will work with, not against, the United
States department of justice, immigration office, customs
bureau, prohibition officers, and military intelligence offi
cers and commanding officers.
He says he will assist, sot hinder, the work of grand
juries, prosecuting attorneys, and judges; that he will sot
dodge his official responsibility within city limits, but that
he will give all possible aid to city authorities, police and
courts, in enforcing the laws of the state and nation.
This candidate proraises that if elected he win keep the
court house free from law violations if it be is his power
to do so; that he win break up bootlegging wherever he
finds it; that he will exercise due control over county,
state, and federal prisoners, and will not neglect the wel
fare of women prisoners or women and girls detained for
cause; that he will place responsible officers is charge of
the cell tiers; that he will sot permit prisoners to roam
the streets nor win he use them for private work of any
kind, or permit others to do so; that his money accounts
will be open to inspection, and his public payrolls limited
to public necessities; that he win not.permit public prop
erty to be pot to private se; that he will look after the
food furnished to priaosers and insure decent treatment and
sanitary and healthful eoBditienj to those csn&ned; that
he wfll be on the job himself at all reasonable hours, and
that he will have competent representation when he is
eesvpelled to be absent.
Mr. Dorbandt is sot a fanatic, an extremist, or a re
former. He is a plain dtisen who loves El Paso, has his
some and his business here, asd desires to insure to re
spectable people that the city and county stall be kept
respectable so far as enforcing the existing laws wEI accom
plish it He wfll be reasonable and moderate, but firm
and impartial when it comes to pmiuing lawbreakers whose
activities are demoralizing asd create dangerous conditions.
He desires to see the county roads up and down the
valley and is other directions made safe for decent people
driving in cars at night. He would hope to diminish crime
by making El Paso and El Paso county uncomfortable fox
criminals. He would seek to minimize so far as possible
the evils arising from a wide open town across the river.
He would try to make tbe conducting of houses of pros
titution, white slave agencies, narcotic drug syndicates,
bootlegging depots, asd gambling joists unprofitable asd
risky, asd he would not encourage these things by making
"trusties" ant of convicts found guilty of these crimes, or
by tIU then- political aid and thereby compromising
kraself.
Is fact, is Robert L. Dorbandt the Democratic voters
have a candidate for sheriff who holds that tie office of
sheriff is a public trust asd sot a private snap; who be
lieves that the public has a right to demand of a sheriff
table to the greatest number asd contribute truly to the
pleasure of the people.
Business houses and the general public are invited and
earnestly requested to contribute as liberally as they can
to insure the success and permanence of the band and sym
phony orchestra. This is only the beginning of what is
going to grow into one of the most valued recreational and
educational assets of this progressive city. Everyone can
do at least a little to help.
Arizona has lone been noted for her educational leader
ship, but it wfll come as news to most folks that the jack-
rabbits have also managed to acquire a college education.
The University of Arizona college cf agriculture and the
U. S.' experiment bureau complain that none of the poison
baits used with success elsewhere are relished by the Ari
zona rabbits, which show "disregard" for them, the huHetia
says, whether they be poisoned dried apples, watermelon,
alfalfa, or other dainties treated with strychnin and arsenic.
There is hope for a state when the jcakrabbits are so am
bitious to rise. The ground squirrels, however, still lack
forward-looking leadership, and they succumb to the wiles
of the plutocratic fanners.
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W. J. Bryan once addressed a convention is Atlanta,
Georgia. A substitute telegraph operator was employed to
send the speech out over the wires. At one point he made
Bryan say "them asses" instead of "the masses" but when
called to account for his carelessness he insisted he was
correct "because Bryan was referring to the Eepnblieass."
Little Inlerohws,
Shriners Put El Paso On Map While On Trip To Portland;
Rector Blushes When Cigaret Papers Fall From His Pocket
Tins certainly oat El P&so on thMiTn vi t w . .,.-
TY a
map while os our trip." said
A. K. Lockhirt. vice president
of the Rio Grande Oil eum,nv n
Shxlner. who has Jnst returned from
Portland, Ore, where El Xalda patrol
of El Paso attended the imperial
council meeting.
"In addition to -winning- honors as
a crack drill team, we did some effec
tive work la advertising our city all
alone the line and that Includes
Colorado Springs, Salt Lake City.
Pocatello, Idaho, and towns near
Portland. The stunts we staged be
tween stops and the boosting we did
every chance we bad. won for El
Paso a big- applause. Hurrah for the
Texas boys.' came from citizens and
visitors aiise.
"In Portland we visited all the lead
lng hotels, and. following a song, dis
tributed small Mexican horsehair
sombreros. Things stopped dead
while we held forth asd or songs,
parodies written by oox captain. Rev.
tr. -a. josnson, )r, met w.tn much fa
vor. "We found evervose ea&rer to 1Ara
of conditions on the border and many
were particularly interested m Juarez
come wanting to know if Villa had
actually taken the place or IX It Is
suii a wet city, it was oar oppor-
People who dos't know Mexico imagine that the opposi
tion of only five generals constitutes a revolution. Why,
five generals equal only one rumor.
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Debs, unlike the ether presidential candidates, doesn't
have to depend os victory at the polls for free rest.
There Is a great yearsing for El Paso melons the wide
world o'er nono such can be found. Only a few days now.
The 18th amendment having been upheld by the supreme
court, what'a tie use of rattlesnakes?
o
A clever housewife wfll create the best meals on the
days she Is tiling up the leavings.
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Too much teHoieu 2Zs trp a man's lime much more
complclds end Icare him lea hii oisn masla than an)
sort of employment whatsoever.
i What's Your Big Idea?!
Rose Boyd Had Onel
f By FRANCES I. GARS IDE. I
THROUGH the Influence of friends.
Miss Rose Boyd, of Charleston.
S. C was given & osition at the
San Francisco exposition In tbe em
ployment depai tment.
Here she met many foreigners
who wanted to remain In this coonry
If they could pet suitable employ
ment, and she met, also, many Ameri
cans who became enthusiastic over
the foreign exhibits and felt that
their future lay in
abroad.
The former class had only to prove
fitness ; the situations were many
and open for help. But the latter
the American who wanted experience
OPHELIA
In foreign lands, asd did not know
how to go about It especially ap
pealed to her. There must re a way
to help them.
She decided that giving them this
help wonld coastitnte a most In
teresting profession, asd that she
would adopt It- This was her Big
Weft. She went to the biggest city
In this country, rented an office, and
hong out her shingle: "Rose Boyd.
Expert Employment Counsel," counted
her cash, and found she had J 26 left.
jsui ene naa courage, ana sue Knew
that the Idea was good. There was
not success without struggle, but she
achieved it, and within the last five
years sue has furnished employment
employment try. The man comes to ' her; she
learns nis fitness, and finds tbe Job.
It Is a unique career; one that one
might think better adapted to a man,
but Hiss Boyd has proved that it Is
wiuun woman s particular province.
It was her Idea; Have yon one yon
lack the Initiative -to act unon?
Copyright, U20 Thompson Feature
service.
1 14 Years Ago Today
From The Herald of This Date, 1000. I
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TJHCLE 'V7IGGILT AND THE SLIDE.
By HOWARD B. CAIUS.
WIGG1X.T. do you feel like
tag?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy
taking a little walk this morn-
Wnzzy, the muskrat lady housekeep
er, of the bnnny rabbit gentleman, as
he cams out on the stoop of the hol
low stump bungalow after breakfast.
"Why. yes, Janle, a walk or a hop
Is what I generally take to look for1
an adventure." answered Mr. Long
ears. "Kay I have the pleasure of
your company this bright, beautiful
day?"
"Oh. goodness me sakes alive, no
I haven't time," said Nurse Jane.
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TOTJTH TORTURED, TIE CLAIMS!
uusuras juii. FACE CHARGE
Austin. Texas, July 10. Three
prominent Austin business men face
indictments charging them with ag
gravated assaults following an In
vestigation by the grand Jury of the
alleged torturing of a youth la the
dty Jail several nights ago In an ef
fort to obtain a confession from him
concerning the robbery of the store
owned by the Indicted men. Douglass
Childress, the youth who faces a
burglary charge In the Juvenile court,
alleges that he was burned .and
beaten by the men nnder indictment,
while he was In custody In th -ir
JalL
NEW TORE dispatch shows that
statement In which he cava be
wants the world to believe him sane.
and he was not crazy when he killed
Stanford White on the roof garden of
mo jiaaison square ouuaisg. ine
statement was made In the tombs.
J. Gordon Roberts, deputy customs
collector at Columbus, N. M, Is in El
Paso for a day or two.
C H. Wells arrived In El Paso to
day and came prepared to begin work
on street paving.
Frank Waddllngton. son of J. T.
Waddlington, who was kicked in the
mouth last week by a mule. Is re
ported as getting along nicely and
will soon bo all right agatn.
Miss Anne Shelton is going to Mex
ico shortly.
Mrs. M. Ainsa and dasghter. Hiss
Carmen, left Sunday for California,
where they will spend the summer.
Mr. and Mrs. James Marr left yes
terday for Denver.
The first carload of rails for the
Fort Bliss line has arrived.
yon have ever walked In the woods.
Pine needles, or the long, dried stick
ers from the pine tree, lying on a hUL
make it almost as slippery as though
there -was Ice and snow.
"Ha! I see what happened!" said
Undo 'Wlggily. T stepped on the
pine needles and slid before I knew 1L
The Pip or Skee had nothing to do
with It. I hope Grandpa Goosey's cus
tard isn't all spoiled."
Uncle Wiggily brushed some of the
pine needles off his red vest, and
hopped over to where the basket was
leaning against a tree. Carefully the
bnnny lifted the napkin and looked
Inside.
"Oh Joy! Even the brows crnst on condition
Oil. COMPAJnr CHARTERED.
Santa Fe, N. M, July 18. Tbe Von
hasren Oil comnanv. with nrlBtHnjtl
office In Magdalena. has been incor
porated for ttev.Ms. The stock is
sued la divided equally between the
following three incorporators, all of
Socorro: George Keith, Matt Fowler
and Myrtle Fowler.
Keotlles rarlv rif In ilavllvfc
usually Detween nlpmrmi .nrt ml.
night.
The Modern Way
T WAAs I' jiasoa.
DO as Httle as I can, and ask the highest pay; that's whyTTnTTalsTrS
now that rn bent and erav. I fooled int,r ..,. ... ... 7?
Pd touch; I always had a deadly fear that I wo'uS doToo "mtci .f ThearS
of men who strive to give full value for their wage; sues people are toVgood
to Hve and sever reach old age. Suchh people live is storFbookTasd tracts
Jf'3?!."1? ?My7ef!jaJ?'pa?ea' azecTa, since I have sees such
males. Like other independent wights who sweH the toiling throngs, Tve al
ways stood up for my rights, and whooped about my wrongs. Tve pawed
around in noble rage, and shed all kinds of brine; the rights of those whi paid
my wage was no concern of mine. And now that t -. j . T 1T
not find a place: employers will not rav a entth.- i- in,."
They scorn me whes, is woe arrayed, with work I'd get in touch; they've heard
I always was afraid that I would do too much.
Copyright by George Matthew Adams. WALT MAS0JT.
Uncle tyigrgtly hang the basket on
his paiv and started off.
But I have baked some cup custards
and I thought perhaps you might
want to take one over to Grandfather
Goosey Gander."
1 should love to do that be Is very
fond of yosr cup custards." said Un
cle Wlggily. "Give It to me, and ril
hop over with it so quick as never
waa."
"That's the trouble." spoke Nurse
Jane, as she wrinkled up her whis
kers. "If you take this cup custard,
you must go slowly and carefully, so
it will not flop out. Don't go look
ing for adventures, turning somer
saults or anything like that. Carry
the custard carefully."
"I will." promised Uncle Wlggily, so
Nure Jane put one of the nicely
browned yellow costards In a basket.
covering it witn a clean naMtln. un
cle Wiggily hung the basket on his
paw and started ore over the fields
and through tbe woods to Grandpa
Goosey's house.
I hone the PlDsisewan doesn't
chase me now. or even tbe Skeezlcks
or tne Skuddlemagoon. thought Un
cle Wlggily, as he walked through a
patch of pine trees. "For, if they
chased me, I'd have to run to save
my souse, and. It I ran. I'd Jiggle and
Joggle the cup enstard all up and It
would be spoiled. No. I must go very
steadily and quietly."
Bnt. all of a sudden. Just as Uncle
Wlggily had said this to himself, and
as he was carrying the custard very
straight, all at once the bunny's paws
went out from under bins, down he
slipped and slid and tbe next he knew
be was standing on his head id
against a tree and the basket was
leaning up against a stums not far
away.
AirselOQS croodneae me ftalrii llv
and some apple dumpling lollypops!"
cried Uncle Wlrsilv. "What haa hn.
penedT Did the Pip or Skee trip me
up, and make me rallT It seems sol"
Then be turned a Denneraanlt to et
out of the somersault and stood up
right on his paws. He looked at the
little hill down which he had alM
and then he saw the reason. The lit
tle hill was covered with pine needlea
Now there Is nothing more slippery
than pine needles, as yon know. If
the custard Isn't broken!" said the
bnnny rabbit. "Tbe oastard most
have fallen on a soft hd of moss.
Now ni go on, bnt 111 watch out jfor
He put the napkin back over xlie
basket, and was abont to skip along,
when, all of a sadden, a harsh voice
called:
"What have Ton there?"
T .have a cup enstard for Grandpa
ooosey, answer ea. uncle wiggily, be
fore he thought. And then, looking
up. he saw at the ton of the hill
down which he had slid, tbe unpleas
ant old Skuddlemagoon.
"Cup enstard. ehf" exclaimed the
Skuddlemagoon. opening his mouth
quite widely, to smile. "Well, that
goes well with rabbit ear sonse. I'll
try some!"
Uncle Wlggily started to hop away.
"Don't bother to bring It up the
hill to fflt" said tbe Skuddlemagoon.
sarcastic like. I'll come down and
get it."
"I wasn't going- to bring It to
yon," said Uncle Wlggily.
"No, you don't need to." the bad
chap went on. Tm coming down
and "
Just then he stepped on the slip-
tnnltr to boost or knaelr. WtMuuit
stretching the truth, we boosted. The
biggest thing SI Malda did was our
part in the electric parade, held at
night. Our everthoughtful Johnson
some months ago conceived the idea
of having our patrol wear electric let
ters os our breasts, bearing the
words. 'El Madia Temnla. ES Pun-
Texas.' Marching in column of
Platoons with 'SI Malda Teowle.'
spelled in the first column and the
completing wonts In the rear platoon,
we presented a slant of bo small at.
traction as we passed In front of the
throngs that viewed us. No patrol In
the march had anything on m tA 1m-
gin with, and we were easily the cy
nosure of all eyas on this particular
evening, which, many of ns believe,
boosted our rating in the eyes of the
juoges to tno point oc declaring us
"i" owi snuea team in oruanc
"We found Portland a ettv n mi-v.
Ice. On our arrival we were mot by
a guide who escorted us through the
usual routine of registering, etc and
it was not until the moaant At mtr
departure from the city that he left
us. i no spirit or service was fa evi
dence throughout the dty and the
treatment we received from thA ho
tels; restaurants and other necessary
evils was perfect. The townspeople
were extremely kind to ns Individu
ally and no Sariner was permitted
to walk any appreciable distance.
Hailing us from everywhere were mo
torists ready to take visiting nobles
anywhere they desired to go. Smile,
flowers and kind words I It seemed
a bit unnatural to ffad so pleaafng a
so unlike the ordinary trip
Corsets and Reducing.
F you will notice, a great many
stout women ihirk that the beat
way to reduce the figure is to strap
it into a tighter and tighter corset.
Now a certain amount of compression
la easy as well as desirable bat,
after a time, compression becomes no
longer possible.
The waistline 4-lU compress more
than any other part of the body; there
a bs bones but those last small
I ribs, which can be bent In an amaz
ing amount, and tne nean nere is son
and pliant. But the flesh has to
escape somewhere, so tho result Is a
small waisted figure, with huge hips,
and with rolls of fat coming over tbe
top of the corset. Above this steel
boned affair, the fat will stand ont so
the woman's shoulders In back are
almost as round as the lino of the
bust. The flesh forced nn at the aides
and coming out nnder the arms, wUi
make her arms actually stand away
from her body watch the women nn
I meet on the streets, and yon will see
I how this .happens.
Of course, tne stoat woman must
wear a corset; there's no other way
of keeping her figure In any sem
blance of normal enrves. But she
should wear one with a very long
skirt, a lose waist, and a low top. The
loose waist will lessen the tendency
for the fat to roll mw In a thick
layer on top, and the low, loose top
of the corset will give this extra flesh
more room to spread In as welL It
will also allow the bust to drop,
whereas a tight, high top will only
Increase Its apparent size.
Tbe stout woman must wear a
brassiere that is as important as the
corset. In some figures, where the
riesn goes to thus part. It Is even mots
important.
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YOU could have heard a tomato drop
woes Bardisfs nomination wuz re
ceived here. Whf s become o' th' rirl
that hung t' her mother's apron string,
as what's become a th' apron?
cepyncat. National Newvpaper Qervca
Morie Moore Don't use nitric add
on your face to remove moles! Dost
use anything but the mild things yoa
are sure of. for any purpose. Your
doctor will remove the moles for you
so they leave no scar, and so there is
no danger of Infection. But you must
leave them alone or run serious risk,
perhaps even of cancer.
Mrs. D. R. The Itching and the oll
sess seem to show that yon have
dandruff on the scalp. Use oil liber
ally to message Into the head, and
give yourself an egg shampoo every
two or three weeks.
Peggy R. yon could ssy very
gently to your girl friend that yoa
don t like to see her waste her money
so, or that you cannot afford to go
out with her because she spends so
freely and you cant afford It some
thing like that wouldn't "insult" ner
as yoa ear.
Lassie. The Zelgfeld chorus Is even
harder to get into than most, and only
girls of extraordinary beauty are se
lected. If yon have that, a good voice
and natural grace, so you can learn
to dance, you might write, stating
your qualifications and enclosing a
photograph though, of course, per
sonal application Is best. I would ad
vise you. However, to think about It
carefully first trv to rain Hu.,i
-experience In a small company firs.
jw w ivh isiui oe an actress.
I
Say, Listen
"V
Just then she tepped on the slippery
pine needles.
pery pine needles of the little hllL
And the next moment up went the
heels of the Skuddlemagoon. and
down went his head. He tried to bold
himself up, but down he went and
down the pine needle slide he slid,
until he brought up with a hard bump
of his nose against a stump.
"Oh! Oh! Ohr cried the Sknddle.
magoon. "Somebody put Icicles on
V"i .y,! oh my aos1 nose!"
And the pain in his nose made tears
S?m? l.Mi res be couldn't see
UnCle WlEMTllV. Rn th lmnnw ran
safely away and took the custard to
uranupa uoosey. And the Skuddle
magoon didn't get a smltch. So, If the
tea cup doesn't hide In the coffeepot,
when the condensed milk wants to
play tag with the cocoanut cake, ril
tell you next about Uncle Wiggily
?.n,LSusl0I; boat Copyright. 1920. by
McClnre Newspaper Syndicate
one makes to a distant city. Port
land has made good as a convention
dty by virtue of Its hospitality alone.
"I was. of course, a caller at the
office of the Portland Ad club. That
institution, I found. Is about the most
Important dvlc proposition in Port
land. Tbe Ad dnb handles many of
the problems usually handled by
xiumi-j- na rn warns ciuos, tae real
work of the Ad dub being performed
by the Portland Better Business bu
reau. It Is the work of this bsn-eau
to see to It that the public gets a
square deal from the sMrchast and
other business concerns. They em
Ploy a competent secretary and otflce
force whose business It is to attend
to complaints of every description and
to make adjustments between dissat
isfied customers and business houses.
All over Portland the Ad dub, nnder
the name of the Portland Better Busi
ness bureau, maintained booths whore
complaints of every nature could he
reported for settlement. It people la
a town like Portland don't get a
square deal, they can blame It to
their failure to report their troubles.
"We were e-iad tn rmt hAlr kAm.
and the hot weather lsnt bothering
us a bit. Most of us are still carry
ing colds contracted In frigid lng
"One of the most omharraaslna- e-r.
periences I ie had." said Dr. Fuller
Swift, rector of St. Closnsnt's, "was
the other Sunday night when I
pi-oBcoea ror iter. Persy Knicker
bocker, pastor of the Trinity M. E.
church, I preach for Mr. Knicker
bocker usually once a year, when he
Is on his vacation, so his congrega
tion sort of knows at, Bnt at that I
was stumped for a minute. Of course
I did not wear my robes when I
preached tn the Methodist church. I
carried my notes in the outside Pocket
of my sack coat, when I went to pull
the notes out I pulled out a lot of
dgaret papers with them and scat
tered them all over the pulpit. The
truth Is, I carry these papers around
with me all of the time and use them
to wipe my glasses. But I don't know
whether the Methodists believe this
or not-"
A Line O Cheer
; Each Day O' The Year I
By JOBJ KEVDIUCK BANGS.
VT. LISTEN." says the tired, irwi
mother to the tired ba , a
listen. If yon don't shnt uo. I n,i
spank you."
"Say. listen," thinks the tired bsb
"whatever made me leave hea-"
anyway!"
"Say, listen." says Benjamin B a
the front door, "where s yojr , u
boy? I gotta blood blister "
-Say, listen," says the cook; "flour s
out."
"Say, nates," says friend Rosamond
over the telephone; "look, how do vu
get a century plant started Po--your
grandmother have to Ui
planted ft?"
"Say, listen," says Son. "how rra
noises does a cricket make air! --
many can it make?"
"Say, listen." says Mary TT'
"suppose no man yon want eve" S3A
yon. only men yon don't want, aov
ao rou-get marriea, inen
"Ssy, listen." says Mrs. A Be
"how much do you believe 'a o , t
boards? I gotta wonderful r'essig
from a gin I used to go to r '
school with and haven t thoasju '
sinee."
"Say. listen." says the vegetsb
man; "I gotta live. I can't help gr-i
cantaloupes."
"Say. listen." says Marjorle. "vt:
makes those lines on a gerar.um 'ea'
look like the circles around a s?
you t'J to take out of elo'r-ea -!
why is it good looking - t-e gra
nium leaf and nelv on tha fmnr '
a silk dress""
ay. listen." says friend fcust-an '
"whore's what's left of jes. id s
snort cake and why?"
"Say. 'isten." cheeps yourg
sleep overpowers him. 'say , - -tell
me a storv."
"Say. listen," say I to God
It that comical to live"'
A RECIFE.
TF you'll catch ten sunbeams
1 On their morning flight.
Little fresh spun sunbeams
Full of golden light.
Warm, and fresh, and streamlnr
With Good-WiU and Love
Gathered from the gleamlne
Sun itself above.
Dipped in mellow twilight
At the close of day.
With a touch of sky-light
From tbe stars at play
Weave them in a spinning
Free from strands or Fear,
You'll have the lissjlimliii
Of a Song of Cfcoac
DRmc
THET can ae -vain. Perchance I he.
Why not, since God hath fash-
tones SMI
Whatever faittt Hv-i h. y ....
The product of a Master-hand.
Not His best work, perhaps, but still
He aado me. and for good or 111
My nrlde of Seir wtii , ,.u
B-en. though I'm not a Maaterpteee.
-Copyright. MM. by the JtoCrure
Newspaper Syndicate.
KW1Z.
Sag. U. S. Pat. Off.
Short Snatches
I From Everywhere
d
The hostess no lonirer asks how
many lumps ureenviiie Piedmont,
The habit. If not the condition, of
aico. is always toucmng. Louis
ville Post.
With the Chinese republic getting
together and Mexico showing signs
wi iviurniag quiet, were is nope even
for Europe. Detroit Free Press.
Well, if the population of the United
States Is only 105.000,000, there are
Just so many less home brewers for
the government to watch. San Fran
cisco Chronicle.
Nevr OhmHah..
J What is helter-skelter?
What Is the color or sulphur
and sulphur flame? "vi"-
J What Is an articles T
What Is a particle?
What is the famous farm garden
In the heart of New York City?
f What la a screw calk?
.!zrWhl.tT?8 of eter was
Abraham Lincoln noted tor?
Where Is the temple of
Heaven"?
What a carburetor?
When did Chicago begin to be
a tows?
Answers to Yesterday's Knia.
f Dew-lap is the heavy fold of
akia on the nock of cattle and soma
other snecies of aninui- fa .
this fold Is called the wattles.
J ThS first wnrW fmh. m I..U
In London, England. Is 111. asd was
opened by queen Victoria.
! ship is one with fine
lines, built for speed.
The modern fire extlngniaber
wss Invented by James Francis Bab
cock an American Inventor, who was
born In 1844, and died in IL
i Transportation Is the act of
cTJ3rm JrSr OB Dlme to another,
or the facilities used for this purpose!
A transformation Is a change or
alteration that gives a dlrfereat '. -to
a thing or matter
t Bats are nsful to men c1 .
thtr devour obnoxious in.sec 3 a
small rodents.
S An arch!peIaa-o Is anv la-a t
of water studded with islani
9 Stephens Gerard was :- f -
great American prince, who rej
Philadelphia, Pa., in tbe ea- v
century. He was tbe forj--
Gerard college.
10 The population of Mx
estimated to be about 15 "
whom about S.oeo.000 are at - 3,
remainder being Indians a- i "- a
breeds, Thompson Feature Servi-e
The Young Lady
Across The Way
JPrlfS
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WnjJW'
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X&9u4Js
THE young lasy across the way says
she knows she sever could learn
to use aa adding machine as she's al
ways sees poor at arithmetic.
Kabibble Kabaret
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DEAR AK5 kJfc.BVBBLe
VOOEg COibaG It) HeVJC HMST TttOOBuE "
The girl pupils of the Chlco (Calif.)
high school not only voted down the
movement to put a ban on the wear
ing of silk stockings as a blow to the
high cost of living, but thev have
gone It one better by wearing half
SOckS and bova mnrVm Th, !
style has quite a following.
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