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EL PASO HERALD i WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE PRESERVES AND JAM THAT THE HOUSEWIFE USED TO PUT UP IN SUMMER rSTERDAJ moraine, as a "atimmer bachelor seated himself in his favorite corner of a local restau rant and perused the menu, his eye spied the item "orange marmalade, 25 Why try to figure out everything for yourself. If your hair is in bad shape use a good tonic. We have studied hair and probably know more about it than you do. "At All Dreg Stores" JLeO Per Bottle Mall Orders Filled Prepaid. MEXICAN BBBB HAIR TOXIC COMPAXT Box 21. Station A. 1 Paso, Texas. A WONDERFUL HELP kt Two Stages of life Lydia . Pfflitaa'j Vegetable Compoaad Hade Mrs. FairBura Strong And Wei Chattanooga, lean. "I need lydis E. Pint-ham's Vegetable Cem- poond belors my baby case when I could so longer keep up. It strengthened my back and relievea me of the dropsi cal effect whicn so often develops at such times. It helped wonder fully. That was my first experi ence with the Vegetable Compound. Tears after wards I took it during the Change of Life and got along so weU I scarcely erer "had to lie down during the day and seldom had dizzy fh?ting spells. I am now well and strong, can do all my housework with perfect ease and it is a comfort to me to be able to say to other suffering women Take Lydia E. Pislcham's medicine and be strong.' I will be glad to have you sse my name if it will be the means of helping any one." Mrs. B. A. Fatsbcbx, 60S Orchard Knob Avenue, Chattanooga, Tenn. For forty years this famous root and herb medicine has been pre-eminently successful in controlling the diseases of women. Merit alone could hare stood this test of time. 3& 6km SeautiGer? ca.gieaogrii83a - .always - iMTweenvou (and -the son 2sasaprotee2on scsuin uw oesa lnf san or Witter Lev wind. Iibrlan to sJm ikls thsTaU rctr softness of Train. dated befoM RdSf mt tA tnmiilnw. v i. ajsjmrM laeltloae ocmpiexloa. Tt ftranW U sajffM to f-T I TT"" '-" -.-.-tJ--t altIabarati3ri,Keniis.T&fflj "Phone TJs" Tree F ear Ale SH-34S. NIGHT LUNCHES WE CABBY A COMTLETE USE OI FADWICHKS, SALADS AND PAsTKa FOB DISCBTMTNATIM. PEOPLE WHO WISH A CI.KA?i. WHOLESALE LD.NCH r IHE TVTXTSC IF TOO HATE BEEN TO THE XHEAXEK UK U3I A AlOTOK BIDE YOr WILL TOJD AT THE ELITE COMPLETE SERVICE OF THE HIGHEST OBDEB. WE HAKE A SPECIALTY OF AB BASCINO DAISTT ETEXTa LUNCHES rOB J 1ST THIS CLASS OF SERVICE. PHOVE T8 IN ADVANCE AXD WE WILt ABBNGE FVEETTirLVG POB TOCB party wrraour extra charge. rDNIDCL SERVICE IS PBOMFTI.T lD HIGHLY EFFICIENT. CON'FECTION'EBT COHFAXZ. FGIIasqiimteCo. ACOKJNTANTS fiat Batl Biir, 1 Fuo, Tezu. L. J. 0VERL0C&, BROKER rBIVATE LEASES TTIIU3 Correspondents. Logan A Brran. CklesirOk Rcr York. Paint. Webber 4 Co. Bos ton, OnlDtk. 317 North Orfcon St. Pkoas 2431 at. Beds U.ttL 27 HHH I HB- Jj xtSE&jn&a KitfwBF anmsBsassWMl?' nBLsssBz a Fdnu ELTE Br FRAXCCS DICKSON cents." He ordered It but he sighed. "on. wnere are ine preserves or yes teryear the jellies and the jams and the pickles and other delectable things with which our childhood tables were loaded In infinite variety!" There are several possible Answers to even question ana eacn man is entitled to his own opinion. A little research on the matter brought to light much Information. In the first place, are worn en the housekeeplnff class of women "puttlnc up" fruit ( this year as much as formerly r If not, why not 7 Is fruit too expensive or unobtainable? lias rnan'i taste for It departed or are women too busy with politics business life social activities or various other interests to spend their summer days In a hot kitchen over a scorchfns store? Any man who has sat him down to an old time Sunday night supper when the table literally was covered with glass dishes and bowls contain ing trickled pears, luscious preserved peaches In heavy wee t syrups, straw- oerry jam ana craDappie jeuy. 10 name only a few of dozen, of varie ties, will beg for a chance to prove that man's taste has not departed. Women Enter Denial. And several of El Paso's most able and prominent club women, women whose names lead the list In all sorts of civic activities, who are to be focsd at the head of many local re forms which are benefiting the city and the state, are just as emphatic in their denials that the modern women Is too concerned with outside activities to spend as much time on household duties as she did years and years ago. "Ninety percent of women who are found In the clubs and organizations of political or civic nature, are good housekeepers, with whom their homes come first." they will say. Ton will find their houses immaculate their shelves well stocked with hom pro duced foods, their families well cared for and happy." So that elemlnates that and we are left with the apparently sound and agreed upon reason that fruit is hard to get and expensive to buy to say nothing of 27 cents a pound sugar. Grocers Sell More Jam. The grocery stores report an In- : creased demand for fruits in cans and I mom j Arizona Guest Oi Mrs. David Cole Is Entertained At Theater Party j I N honor of Miss Dorotty Grlfllth. of Tncson. Arix wno Is tns enest of Mrs. David Cole, jr- and Mr. Cole at their home at KIS East Nevada street. Mrs. David Cole, sr. enter tained Wednesday night vrlth a box party at the EXlanay theater fol lowed by an informal rapper. Miss Griffith will be a gnest here for sev eral weeks. Mrs. H. Waldo Kitson will enter tain with a dancing party on the roof of the Paso Del Norte hotel one nlcrht next week in compliment to Miss Griffith. 9 9 9 El Pasoans Returning. Mrs. Bessie Waskey has returned from several months in California. Mrs. D. H. Lane and sons. Connie and Robert, have returned from Jjas Angeles and San Francisco. Ethel Davis. 21 San Francisco street, will retnrn Friday from a visit of several months In New York city. Mrs. Virgil Trayler. of 2712 Silver street, who has spent the last month in taoaacrort. returned to her home here on Wednesday. George Chapman, of 1610 Mesa avenue, has returned from an ex Duchess Oi El Paso To Be Title Held By Miss Aldridge At Cotton Carnival ANOTHER unusual honor) has been conferred on Miss Sadie Ruth Aldridge, of 221 West Rio Grande street, in the Invitation extended her by the Cotton Growers' association of Texas to represent El Paso at the cot ton carnival to be held in Waco No vember 9. Miss Aldridge will be the duchess of El Paso and will be at tended by a maid of honor, whom she will appoint. She will have an Im portant part in the coronation of the queen at the Queen's ball In the cot ton coliseum. Miss Aldridge previously was ap pointed soonsor for the sonth at the U. C. V. convention to be held In Houston In October. She will return beptemoer 1 from California, where she is visions her aunt. Mrs. R. R. Bordages, and this fall will attend the state university at Austin. Miss Al dridge graduated last spring from National Park seminary. In Washing ton, u. J. Cards. Another enjoyable party compli menting Mrs. W. H. Blsland, of St. Louis who has been the guest here of her daughter. Mrs. Georce A. Moore and Capt. Moore of the Seventh cavalry at their quarters at Fort Bliss, was the oriage given -xnesaay aiiernoon by Mrs. X. N. Waldron. The rooms were decorated with Shasta Oolites and a salad course was served. Mrs. Bls land received the guest prize and Mrs. D. S. Wood won the prize for the high score. The guests Included the guest of honor, and Mesdames Moore, R. G. Galller, C. J. Srmraonds, Walton Goodwin, B H. Dorey, D. SL Wood. A. R. Kuscchke, Lawrence Wyant, Bob Renfrew. Miss Katherine Symmonds and the hostess, Mrs. Bisland will leave today for her home. Out of Town Visitors. Mr. and Mrs. Irwin J. Robinson have moved to El Paso from Vinton. Mr. Robinson Is connected with the cement plant. Mrs. Fletcher G. Belle of Vinton. has returned to her home after a visit ii ... I After your first bowl of PostToasties I "Vbu will wonder jggg5j 1 why you never lHI I I before tried these jiiliS I delicious corn Hl I 1 flakes. 3sji A Satisfaction tfrows lp?" a with every helping. Jp1 j Made "byPostura Cereal Co,IncBattleCieekiicL jars. A pound glass Jar of almost any kind of fruit, preserved, sells for about 70 cents. A quart can of fruit canned fruit differs from preserved fruit in that the former has little or no sugar, while the latter is rich and sweet sells for 40 cents. Jellies are 10 cents a half pound glass and jams. UCJAUeg uj.c.y wsu aD main ui auuao uj , less imperfect fruit unsuitable for I preserving, sell for 60 cents a two f pound can. Do these prices compare favorably i with what It costs the housewife it ! she puts them up herself? With a peach crop killed by frost, so that peacnes are selling lor sv cents a i pound or 92.50 a box of 75 peaches, . and with sugar at from 25 to 27 cents ' a pound, It seems that very little, if any, money Is to be saved this year In home preserving, while the time and labor of the housewife make the home produced article really more ex- . pensive than that purchased from factories through tne retail grocery stores. I They Don't do It Any Mors. j Tst vpar Rnrar was selllnsr for i about 16 cents a pound and fruit was j pienuiui ana cneap. A local grocery store recently placed on sale a lot of quart glass jars, but sold only a very few of them. It would seem that they are not In demand this year; that the housewife is either buying her peaches and pears and berries and other fruits or else will depend, when winter comes, for oranges, grapefruit apples and other season able fruits. A few who are gray and hoary headed may possibly remember the nappy nays oi isiu ana xsxx wnen sugar was 5 and 6 cents a pound and peaches JL50 a busheL Whole fami lies spent long. hot. happy days, par ing and halving the luscious fruit. and at the end of the summer sur veyed mother's preserve closet with its stock of neatly labeled jars, with anticipatory delight. The small bov of the family Is nowadays denied one of the natural rights of childhood that of rifling the Jamjar In the pantry, instead, his bread is thinly spread with some body's "certified" strawberry Jam, -guaranteea unaer tne pare zooa act- to contain nothing but corn starch. vegetable coloring and saccharine. The good old days seem very far away. tended visit In New York. Mrs. Chapman is visiting relatives and will retnrn late in the falL I M. Barber, city mechanic re turned Wednesday from his former home in LdLnslng. Mich. Mr. Barber attended the fire chiefs' convention in Toronto and visited his home on the way back. S. J. Brient, D. Swlhart. I. G. Thomas, G. C Good and J. W. Butt ress have returned from Estes Park, Colo, where they attended the an nual summer Y. ST. C. A. conference. Mr. and Mrs. T. C. Schneider have returned from a month's visit In Cali fornia as the guests of Mrs. Schnei der's sister, Mrs. J. F. Carpenter. Mrs. Schneider will leave In a few days to spend a month with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Gardner in New Mexico. Miss Marion Calnan. daughter of Dr. and Mrs. G. B. Calnan, s9 East Boulevard, will retnrn Monday from an extended visit throughout the east. Miss Calnan attended National Park seminary In Washington. D. C last year. Since the close of the school year, she has visited relatives and friends in New York City, Lake George, Chicago, Bnrllngton. la, St. Joseph, no. ana Fairview ana Wichi ta, Kans. here with her sister. Miss Adeline MacFarlend, who has been 11L Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Orrlson, of 2SBS Alamogordo street, are entertaining Mrs. L. Hockday, Mrs. Frank Spencer. Sue Spencer and Joe Spencer, of Slater, Mo. Miss Frances Cooke, of Clarendon, Tex is visiting her sister. Miss Ju lia Cooke, deputy county clerk. Miss Cooke is en route to her home after a trip to Portland, Ore. Seattle. Wash, Los Angeles and other Pa cific coast cities. Miss Florence Cathcart. 14M East Nevada street. Is entertaining Miss Elizabeth Woodson, of Georgetown. Ky. who has been the guest for the summer of Miss Mildred and Miss Marjorle Pew. Mrs. J. F. Woodson and Miss Elizabeth Woodson will leave Saturday for St. Joseph, Mo, where they will visit for a time be fore returning to their home. Dinners and Luncheons. Tea will be served to men of the military district, their families and friends, from S to 7 odock Sonday afternoon at the District Service club at Fort Bliss. Mrs. Gilbert Laird, of New York, ts the guest of honor at a tea which Mrs. Lloyd Burlingham and Dr. Alice Merchant are giving this afternoon at the home of Mrs. Burlingham. 11IJ East Rio Grands street. Mrs. Laird, who is the guest of her sister, Mrs. A. H. Kraft, will return Monday to her home after spending the summer here. The calling hours this after noon are from 4:30 oclock to 6. Did yoa know that it Is not neces sary for yon to send east for your engraved wedding announcements? We are familiar with the most popu lar styles of wedding announcement engraving and when yon place your order with us th-;re is always the satisfaction of knowing that the style of our work will be the most popular vogue of the present season El Po Printing Co. New Address: 108 Chihuahua St Adv. Allen Slaters' Golden Glint Shampoo. Adv. I A Clever Utile I Dancer a Visitor I T ITTL-I. Miss Irma Holdner of Hous- lu ton, Texas, who ts the guest of her aunt, Mrs. Ed S. Lane, for the month of August. She Is a very clever lit tle dancer from Miss Settler's school in Houston Friday's Calendar In Local Society l "T TOODOO" dance at University club. Jfl Meeting of woman's chorus at 10 IS at woman's duonouse. Meetlnr of Circle Four. First Meth odist Episcopal church, at boms of Mrs. Clark Eckel, 70S Rosewood ave nue. Swimming in T. W. C A. pool. Adults, s to 12. 2 to J. and 7 to 9 oclock; children, 2 to 4. Women's Organizations. Lupin review No. 66, women's bene fit association of Maccabees, will meet at S oclock tonight In Moose halL The Cornelia Branch stone chapter of the Children of the Confederacy will meet at 9:20 Saturday morning at the home of Mrs. C. E. Bryan, 3817 McKtnley avenue. This is the regu lar monthly meeting scheduled to be held last week, but postponed until August K. The Altar society or the ennren of the Immaculate Conception held its monthly meeting Wednesday after noon at the home of Rev. Father Roy, on Campbell street. Following the business session an address of welcome was delivered to father Roy and refreshments were served. Thosej present inciuoea siesaames james Magoffin. Paul Glnther. Charles Krause. Frank Carr. M. Herapel, M. P. Maloney, w. J. warnocK. a. w. Fasset. Richard Fasset, P. R. Coursey and H, Gerald. El Pasoans Auiay. Mr. and Mrs. Volaey M. Brown, of 111 wuilams street, leave today for a three months' trip to Yellowstone National park and other western points. Mrs. L. T. Bryant and children are occupying the Emery cottage at Cloodcroft for the month of August. aits. u. j. iiooeris ana son spent sev eral days with Mrs. Bryant. Mrs. Herman Lee Lockhart and small daughter, of 2315 Montana street, have left for Loolrrllle to visit Mrs. Lockhart's mother. Mrs. Kate Brockman. While In Louisville. Mrs. Lockhart will resume her studies at the musical conservatory of that city. Mrs. Lockhart is one of El Paso's most gifted accompanists. She also will visit friends In Stamford before returning to El Paso In Oc tober. William Flshman. proprietor of the Silk Shop, left Saturday for a busi ness trip to New York. He expects to be gone three weeks. Dances. The regular weekly dance of the District Service club at Fort Bliss will be held tonight. Music will be furnished by the Seventh cavalry band. Motor cars will take the girls out to the fort, leaving the Com munity Service dab at 7:M oclock. They will be chaperoned by Mrs. L. F. Gifford and Mrs. A. M. Tlerney. Cloudcroft Notes. i Cloudcroft. New Mexico, Aug. 12. Mr. and Mrs. Victor Roberts have ar rived to spend several weeks. B. M. G. Williams has returned to El Paso after spending a week with Mrs. Williams and their daughter. Miss Dorothy Williams. Mrs. Frank J. Turner entertained with a banco party for her son, Jim. and his guest, John Watson. Re freshments were served to the guests after the games. Eleanor Irvln won the girls' first prize and BlUy Tooley won the boys' prize. The guests were Eleanor Irvin, Mary Olga McClln lock. Margaret Palm, Caroline Cooley Norma Hetfler, Margaret Fegan, Margaret Stevens. Elizabeth Fegan. Ruth McDow, Florence Rogers and Billy Tooley, William. Woods, Andrew Hendrlx, John Watson and Jim Lar ner. Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Stevens -and daughters, Elisabeth and Margaret have arrived to occupy their cottage for the remainder of the summer. Mrs. Wyeth Doak and her little son. Wyeth. Jr. will arrive on Sunday to spend the remainder of the summer with Mrs. Doak's mother, Mrs. A. F. Fegan. A large crowd enjoyed the last con cert at the Lodge. Over 8107 was re alized for the baby sanatorium. Ted Cooley, Jr, came up to visit his family. Harland Irvln will come np later to be his guest. ' Mrs. James Parker has returned to Cloudcroft after a short visit In El Paso. Mrs. Ralph Moore and little son. Jack, have returned to El Paso, after a month's visit in Cloudcroft. RITTER SUED FOR $81,878 BY GREAT SOUTHERN CO. Dr. E. W. Hitter, under arrest on a charge of embezzlement, is named defendant In a suit for accounting and to recover 381.878.21, In which the Great Southern Sulphur company appears as plaintiff. The suit was filed in the 65th district court late Wednesday. The petition cites many dates, be ginning November 21, 1319,'and end ing July 13, 1929. on which the peti tioners claim to have placed various amounts, running as high as leWO. to the credit of Rltter, to be used solely for tmelness purposes. During this period, the petitioners claim, the money has been disbursed by Rlt ter for other purposes and he has not rendered an accounting. The plain tiffs claim no knowledge of the ex act manner In which Rltter disbursed the fands, beyond the fact that they claim it was not for business pur poses. Rltter Is In the county Jail under a 316,000 bond for his appearance at a preliminary hearing to be held Sep tember 6. Two women hat e been elected as judges In Switlerlii I - BaaSzsnssSh aBBWBsBsiBB BaaaasaBslsBBSaaaaaVitWs v&. T HQHhBw OhySeeWhatTheySay Of Mustaches! Girls Differ, But Mostly Oppose Them THJ have a mustache or not to have uoc Auai is uto qunuvu. The noses have It so far, but Alves Dixon has not been heard from. Ther.'ar a few mustaches In El T.n Imi fA hmA-m. for them. So far the preponderance of evidence has been against the defendant. One man sends in an anonymous communication defending the mus tache, but he's a grouch you can tell that. The young woman who handles the communication when they come to The Herald was first Inclined to creaic xne anonymous iwr iu vtevm - - - ri.f nn-- h Thelsen or Bert Sample, but later do- kpasUff upper lip. elded that neither would say any thing like that about a girl, so we don't know where it came from. Ordinarily, anonymous communica tions receive their deserts and go the way of the waste basket. This one is going to be printed, however. Here it is: "The mental and physical flabbl ness of the blondlned. carmined American Imitation of a girl who. In a studied Irene Castle pose, today in vites as to parr with our cash, com fort and peace of mind for the privilege of cooking her breakfasts for life is only equaled by what she usually gets In the lottery of love the vacuous, flaccid, asinine he simp whose weak lip is decorated by a few struggling wisps of most hair, manicured by his upper vestpocket comb. Bah!" Ax the GlrU Think. Below are other communications received on the subject: Fannie Couldn't eat my supper Saturday night until I had mailed my thought on the new question. Mustaches tickle! At least our grand father's do. and of course, we have a little imagination Mabel of Nonhere Wouldn't be seen on the street with, a mustache. Take it away! I don't care what a boy looks like if he is good and doesn't have bickers. George Crle I wear one and I'll say all the girls fall lor me. . Mary June Not for me! There are Parson Simpson's Sold It To Keep Wolf From His Door rIG STONE GAP. Va, Aug. 11 Par. D son Tolliver Simpson has been a "circuit rider" in the mountains of Virginia. West Virginia and Ken tucky for nigh on to 40 years. Regu larly, with the phases of the moon, parson Simpson on his bony old nag could be seen winding through the valleys to the little settlements. carrying the gospel to the mountain folk, administering to their ills, if such hardy folk "were down." and carrying them supplies from the out side world. And so the parson was oeiovea ox the mountain folk. But now the par son hasn't made a visit to the folk down in the valleys tor several weeks. His swallow tailed coat and top hat no more are seen bobbing ap and down on his bouncing old sorreL The parson has found a "bar hole," as the saying goes, and Is staying thar. And Bad Barrow, who came to town the other day. went back to his clan with the Information that the parson had fallen from grace. It's a Queer story. The parson, it seemed, began to feel INDUSTRIAL ENGINEER RESIGNS a OF a PLACE H. W. HalL Industrial engineer for the chamber of commerce. anBosnced his resignation Thursday. Mr. Hall's resignation will be presented In writ ing in a day or two to the president of the chamber of commerce, C. N. Bassett. Mr. Hall has accepted a position with the American Smelting and Re fining company end will leave soon for the headquarters office In New York. He will be employed In an engineering capacity at an Increased salary. Before coming to the chamber of commerce eight months ago Mr. Hall was with the American Smelting and Refining co pony He represented that concern in Mexico for many years. His family will remain In E3 Paso for tha present. The successor to Mr. Hall will be announced In a few days. COTTON SHIPMENTS WILL BE HELD FOR INSPECTION 1 Paso has been included In a so called "regulated" area whteb will prevent railroads from accepting in terstate shipments of cotton, cotton seed, cotton seed products and nay until the shipments hav been In spected by a&ents of the department of agriculture, according to officials of the Southern Pacific system. Fear of the plait boll worm has been responsible for the quarantine, placed by tha department of agricul ture, officials eay. The pink boll worm, railway offi cials say. has been found In Bl Paso county cotton. Hay. they say, has been included in the quarantine for the reason that It affords breeding places for the worms. A feature of Japanese weddings Is the building of a bonfire made of the toys of the bride. On the Dot. i Our taxi service Is always on the dot. When the Green Line Tail is your choice you may know full well that you will arrive at your destina tion quickly and safely. Our men are picked to give our patrons personal service. Our chauffeurs are cour teous; we expect it of them. City Serrlee Co Tel. 3500. Autos. Taxis. Baggage, Moving. Adv. TELLS DYSPEPTIGS I TO EAT Avoid Indigestion. Sour Add Stomach, Xleartbam. Gas on stomach. Etc Indigestion and practically all forms of stomach trouble, say medi cal authorities, are due nine times out of ten to an excess uf hydrochloric add In the stomach. Chronic "add stomach is exceedingly dangerous and sufferers should do either one of two things. Either they can go on a limited and often disagreeable diet, avoiding foods tbat disagree with them, that Irritate the stomach and lead to ex- cess add secretion or they can eat as tney please in eason and maKe it a practice to counteract the effect of tne harmful acid and prevent the formation of gas. sourness or prema ture fermentation by the ase of a little Blsurated Magnesia at their meals. There Is probably no better, safer or more reliable stomach antladd than Blsurated Magnesia and It Is widely used for this purpose. It has no dl tect action on the stomach and is not a dlgestent. But a teaspoontul of the powder or a couple of five grain tab lets taken in a little water with the food will neutralize the excess acidity which may be present and prevent Its further formation. This removes the whole cause of the trouble and the meal digests naturally and healthfully without need of neDSin nllla or srtifi. dal dlgestents. uet a tew ounces of Blsurated Mac nesla from any reliable druggist Ask tor either powder or tablets. It never comes as a liquid, milk or citrate and in tne Disuratea form Is not a laxa tive. Try this plan and eat what yon want at your next meal and see If this Isn't tbe best advice you ever had on wnar, to cat. A-QV. just three things I draw the line on. cross eyes, receding chins and sms- Helen BU res How do they get . that way Our cousin has one, ana. , -" w bn'ncTo? isffSKTl about that wee bunch of hair taaa i parutuuar m In not shOWt&ET BIT eaXS. Helen of Bl Paso Let the men wear anything they like! Look who they are! Tialll Hold "Em. Ballylnke How about getting paint on it from kissing the Birrs lips? Bevo JJoy lis me oxuy wtj mjbjt naib-Tnn tell 'em. Nix on the baseball nines that dis) grace the upper lips of some of our blushing boys. Nobody nome After I see some of oar bearded boys I understand where Darwin got bis theory. Hello Girl Why pick on the npper lfo? . Why not wear 'em all over the face? Chappy Don't misjudge the boys. Tn thM frv Havs some of the hairy lips may have come from, drinking hair tonic. A Mndgntter Blonde No! It tickles! Sweeney (Not Joe) That Jersey Thltlc from the swamns Is all wrong. Jim. Fln.hlnc The birds that wear mustaches must be all he-milliners or something. Bean Bnunmell A man wears a mustache for one of three reasons: 1 It makes him look older. 2 It makes him look younger. 3 Some girl wants him to. I think the last is one blr reason. Vlvlnla, the Village Vamp For my dad. yes. For my Dean, no. Edith They're not sanitary. Ray o' Sunshine I think any man who wears a mustache should also wear a cane and a wrist watch. Volo Maybe they haven't time to shave. Honey Girl Some women marry for money, some of 'em marry for looks, but I want a man with a mus tache, the kind that yon read of in books! Coffee Has Kick; the hie-h cost of livlnc even though he always had a bunk and 4 meal at any of the mountain cabins ho visited. Bat he long had been In dose toach with poverty and in helping others had no time to help himself. Then he baa tne germ ox a great laea. Ha would sell coffee. The parson made all the little mountain towns selling coffee, and only once in a month or so wonld he go back to the mountain to carry the "truth." He bought hlmsel fa Jolt wagon, and though the old sorrel balked. In dignant at having to poll something, he went on. Coffee became popular in the towns outside the bills and the parson went farther into the larger came greater and greater. Then the parson came to grief. tt mm un of the coffee to a "revonoor" one day. The purchaser found a Bottle 01 wntte nqnia amia the coffee beans. He tasted. Hoop! It made him tingle, that moonshine did. Ths parson still Is In bis "bar hole." DISABLED EX-SOLDIERS HERE BEING SENT TO FT. BAYARD Approximately it war risk pa tients, disabled ex-soldlers, who have been receiving treatment in El Paso, are being transferred to the United States public health service hospital at Fort Bayard. N. M.. according to a report received by Dr. J. W. Tappan. of the United States public health service here. The men are being sent from here in lots of 16 and IS. They have been patients In the various local sena toriams and daring their treatment were given vocational training. It is understood that the patients will fight the change. Oat patient Thurs day declared that the change will de prive them sf the opportunity for vo cational training to a large extent. Hendrlx sanatoriam contained St of these patients, Wiley's 4 and the re mainder were scattered in other In stitutions. SIAX IS INJURED WIIEN- IU.VD CATCHES Vt BELT Manuel de la O. employe of Price's dairy, was painfully injured Thursday when his hand was caught 1 na belt of a motor at the company's plant near Canutlllo. N. M. As de la O s hand was caught by the belt he was hurled through the air and against the floor. He sustained a gash on his forehead and another beneath his chin. He was taken to the emergency hospital for treatment. His condition is not serious. Some Lifeguard, I This El Pasoan 1 TflNTON ('BUD') ROE, photo V graphed In the uniform of a life guard at Long Beach, Calif. Young Roe Is in California with his mother and sister. Miss Blanche Roe, and Is putting in his spare time seeing that nobody drowns at the summer resort. He Is tbe son of W. G. Roe, of El Paso, Inventor of "the tractor wob ble." the latest dance sensation. It Is said the authorities of the beach secured young Roo for the position of lifeguard on the theory that he could nut sink there wasn't room in the baj. 1ekp&1SjbjH8bbbbbV iscsVcyQEaNSLSBBBBB v BBBBntTivMjSFBBBrBSBft vBbisBjBbBjBbBBBJ?4 bj sBiw BBBBT 95B ssSBnf . nnB IsBBr ' ' ': . IBBc BBff V SSSf -t .ssv se''''. .gBBntSBBBBBBBBBBt rf "TBls.a.a.a.a.a.a.w UfisiKi sBBBBbBBBBBBBeb W Hosiery The Guarantee have conshlcnlly soli (hen Hosiery al a reasonable price rshile ihey epf tip the quality and have gben high class Hosiery service. For Friday and Saturday We Place on Sale Women's Gordon Silk Hote Splendid qualify in black, white and brown. CI i Ctfi Regular $2.50 value, the pair . . .s i -530 Women's Fall Fashioned Ontsbe pure thread Silk Hole. Black $3.25 quality, the pair $2.69 Women's Outsize Silk Hose in gray, caampagne and pink, $2.50 value, the pair $ 1 .79 ?',J VeJZM Tif yaVAJisT .gygcwA 203 Johnson Got Hell Fire and "Pussyfoot" in Oklahoma San Francisco, Calif. Aug. It Mur der will out. Here's the tale of how William E. Johnson, who lest an eye In England in the "dry" cause, received the nick name "Pussyfoot-" Johnson told It himself on a recent visit here. Twelve years ago he was a federal special officer chasing folks who sold flrwt.r to Indiana down in Okla homa. A bad man saloon keeper of Haskell sent an emissary to Johnson's office at Muskogee with word that If Johnson showed up in Haskell he. the saloon keeper, would shoot him promptly and straight. On a dark night Johnson disguised himself, rode Into Hakell with a whoop, tied the hone to the rail In front of the saloon man's shack, and walked np to the oar. unere was a gun on every hip pocket in sight. -uxnrme a anxue. sua uuisuil He eamnled what was put forth. Then he smashed the bottle on the bar. "Piffle!" he said (or the Oklahoma, eaulvalent). "that' a pop. Give zae some hell fire." The saloon man openea a secret trD behind the bar and produced the hell fire. . . The next day toe local paper aaa the whole story and it dabbed John son "Pussyfoot." The name stock. Kansas Mob Is On Way To Lynch Negro Shooter Pittsburg. ITans. Aug. 12. learn ing that several motor cars loaded with members of a Fort Scott mob, intent on lynching, had passed through Anna, eight miles north of Pittsbnrs. sheriff Clarence Armour. of Bourbon county, left Pittsburg this morning with a negro who last night shot a white man at Fort Scott. CASES ACAIXST FIGHTERS DISMISSED IX CITY COURT Judge Charles Pollock, of the cor poration court, dismissed affray charges against H. Teary and Weston Hardy Wednesday, after he had been assured that personal trouble between them was settled. The men were re leased apon their word that they would appear In court, so no bond was required. Hardy Is a fireman at the smelter. Teary works for the El Paso E'ectxic Railway company. New Hiir Growth After BALDNESS HAIR GROWN ON MR. BRTiTAIN'S BALD HEAD BY INDIANS' MYSTERIOUS HAIR GROWER 2fy !! at the tcp aad lack Yatoabsohsttly feill. Tie scalp was ahiay. Aa expert tatd that as & thosriit the hair roots were extinct, sad tatre was no hop ofay erer lunar a new hair trovth. Tit now, at aa are OTer 66 X htTo a Zsxanmt jnwth cf ooft jtosc insiroos aatri so iraee ox Dauacsa. hare axe zroa, aj pbotorrapha. Indians' Secret of Hair Growth At a thee when I hid beeoae diseovnred al trriac various h&ir lotM&s. tonics. SDeeulisxa' tTMbntsU. etc, X came across, is xay txxTcls, a Cfitroxee !""! "medietas ata" irso Trail aa , .IiTir that b. asx.vrtfi wooLd im. . fear ' vfflL i J9&T aJlfcosza I had bet little faith, I rare it a trial. FranncexifhcSa. Te at tcsitsent a lirsl taxi loon appeared. It developed, day by day, into a laaliiy rrowti, asd ere lextg my hair was as proUSo as f. By yontfcfcl days. That 1 vat atiaixtdanliapbjittitrtlsi3m?stalof minjvntstr O&Tlocsty, tse hair roots had net been dead, but were daxmaat in the icalp, awainar the xeruliiiar potency of the tayttencma poaade. I sarotlxted for and came Into possession ef the principle for presanae thia Tsriterions elixir, sow caned KetiAo. ma l,t t,..a PL, cata. l.r tae "eipo pat into practical form by a chemist. n com. jin BJ. OTa j arta ln, permanent , j,,, snraly proved. Many sea and women, also children, tare reported satisfactory results troS gotelx How YOU May Grow YOUR Hair itty hestst haScf U tut hair roots tartly die OTta whea " f " ra lorocra caoartiir, irrtr. SOLD BY CordcD Drax Co. Payne-nice Co.. Inc. Palace Drax Co. Union Drue Co. M. A. Warner J. T. UeLnui or ct&er disorders. J bT beta tout by experts that oltea whea hair falls cat the roots beeeae Sabcddtd withia the seal?, coTered by hard skin, so taat thty rcaaia far a tia like bulb or seeds la a bottlo which will grrv whan f erttHxed. Shaapoos (which contain alkalis) aad hair lotions which coataia alcohol are eaezaies to t&o hxir, as they dry it, xaakisc it brittle. Ectalke eoatslaa those cteaents of nature which pre sew TltaHty to the scalp aad hair. PROVE FOR YOURSELF Get a box- of thercBoine TCotalxo at a rcBshlo drorxlst's 9300.00 GUARANTEE with each box, A. small tastisV box of Tot lira with tesUaosoala, etc) zaay be obtained by scad lax tea cents, sUtct or staapt. to ay address below. HPHN HART BRITTAIN. xl rso SKor sraetf MESA Headaches Neuralgias Colds and La Grippe sea'saetessailBs I rocr Bltt&aa&nraaDwfi.te.i"S Be? Careful "What You Wash Your Hair With Most soaps and prepared shampoos contain too macs alkali, whlcb U rerr tajerioas. ss It dries tha scalp and zsalces the hair brittle. The best thins to use Is Molsixled cecoamit oil shampoo, for this Is pure and entirely reaseless. Ira very cheap, and beats anything else all to pieces. Ton van get this at any drug store, and a lev ounces will last the whole family for months. Simply moisten the hair with water and rob it in. about a teaspoonful Is all that ts required. It makes an sbQsdance of rich, creamy lather cleanses thoroughly and rinses oat easily. The hair artes qc icily and evenly, and is soft, fresh looking, bright, fluffy, wary, and easy to han dle. Besides, it loosens and cakes ont erery particle of dust, dirt and dan druff. AdT Girls! Buttermilk Tares DbU Lifeless Coroplexlcss ts Radiant Beaaty No fuss just try It this new way. Gear, anteed. Simply ask your druggist fox Howard's Buttermilk Cream Popular Dry Good Co. The pictaraa ahowa xceurr crynesa mr Fervomn'sljw. SJT TABLETS MbbbbK F0R Emm A,i