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fAa?wSTrvu», ■OWMR OF TaTH SOW IP Pi ROItTBWIIT puoiia or KRWIFAPERI. TeUcraßßlc *•»»• imlw «f Ik* Valt*« Pr«. Aaaaotatloa by direct pl<ii 11 ■at .«k* > pmmiotticr, ■ Tarotna. Wash., .as |NWi-«UM ■•Her. Published by tJu lmcomm TlailM Pak. Co. Enrf K««la«- Bireil Muodar. State Has Written Golden Rule Into The Treatment of Victims Among the first and best fruits of Ohio's new freedom under its new constitution is a model workmen's compensation law—a foundation of social justice built BROAD and DEEP. Framed carefully in the light of the best experience, this act marks new outposts of American progress. It frankly assesses the human coßts of in dustry upon those who benefit by them and decrees that the victims in our battles of peace shall get recompense without toll to lawyers or speculators in liability insurance. It compels every public as well as private employer of more than five workers, farmers only excepted, either to contribute to the state compensa tion fund or give bond that he will compensate directly on the state's terms. It compels this by depriving stubborn employers of the common law de fenses and by subjecting them to the possibility of having to pay the state' 3 awards and a 50 PER CENT PENALTY. The EMPLOYER PAYS ALL the insurance. The WORKERS PAYS NOTHING. Compensation for the death of an employe is from $1500 to $3750. For permanent total disability, two-thirds of his average weekly wages, not to exceed $12 a week, for life. » •For temporary disability, same for six years or not to exceed $3750. 'For partial disability, two-thirds of the impairment of his earning capac ity, but not more than $12 a week nor more than $3750 altogether. Generous indemnity for lesser casualties—for example, loss of thumb, two-thirds pay for 60 weeks; hand, same for 150 weeks; aim, same for 200 .weeks, other dismemberments in proportion. Where an employer violates a state law, the injured employe need not ac cept the state's award under this plan, but may sue for more, in which case the court will FIX HIS ATTORNEY'S FEE—thus putting "ambulance chas ing" lawyers out of business. The writing of liability insurance in Ohio by private companies is PRO HD3ITED ABSOLUTELY. Ohio has profited by the experience of this state, where of each dollar paid for liability insurance the injured workman got only 24 cents. A Lad You Can Take Off Your Hat To There's no need of your wasting sympathy on the poet Longfellow's grandson, young Ned Dana, the Harvard graduate who is earning $10.50 a week near Boston collecting nickels as a conductor of a trolley car, for he wastes none on himself. He says: "I think that doing nothing injures one's character. So I looked around ifor work. A young man coming from college cannot always get a fine job just because of his college sheepskin. When a fellow is out of work he should take anything he can get. I'm not afraid of work. And I find I like the chaps I work* with. They're a bully lot." Dad could well afford to keep young Ned in clover, Dad has stacks of money. But there are two reasons why he won't —dad himself and Ned. The boy has a lot of notions which the family think are scandalous—he's against rent and interest and profits, and when he got married he actually insisted that his wife should have as much liberty as himself. That's perhaps in part why dad isn't tumbling over himself with offers to pay the boy's bills. But the chief reason is that the lad has a will of his own. He refuses to be a loafer. \ So, we repeat, there's no need to sympathize with him. His isn't a case ifor sympathy. But, by Jove, you can take off your hat to him. A Lawyer A lawyer should be the most honest of men, said Judge Chapman in dis barring J. Matthew Murray in superior court yesterday afternoon. And he is right. The difficulty has been that the court's ideas of what should be have not been manifested in what is. There are too many lawyers who live by sharp tricks. Possibly one reason for it is that there are too many lawyers. ; Fewer attorneys and higher quality would be better. That this fact is beginning to be realized by the bar itself is indicated in the disbarment proceedings now in the courts here. Legitimate lawyers are getting tired of having the finger of public scorn pointed at them, for main taining in their ranks notoriously disreputable sharpers who live by means lower than highway robbery. j The Pierce county bar should be encouraged in its attempt to purge itself of crooked barristers. Not Enough, But Some Did you note that Utah is getting forward in the procession? She now has a law providing that no woman or girl shall receive less than 75 cents per day for her first year's service or less than $1.25 a day thereafter. It isn't much of an advance, but it is some advance and every little step is just a little bit further. Six' days at 75 cents is $4.50 per week and six days at $1.25 is $7.50. Not much promotion of moral living in it, perhaps, but, re member, it's Utah that shows the disposition to go ahead and you will be Justified in hoping for better things from such great states as Ohio, Califor nia and other progressives. Title against money again! Actress Dolores Cassennelli has been proposed to by a baron and a plumber. Gen. Geneveovec de Lao has failed to capture Tlaltizipam. Oh, if those Mex icans would only load their rapid fire guns with their names! Today the Times scores again. It has the first flood pictures from Ohio and Indiana. Police Chief "Golden Rule" Hohler, of Cleveland, loses his job because he editorial Page of Cfte Cacoma Cimcs forgot, the golden rule.against being found behind another man's ice box. A visit to McGinnity's park this aft ernoon means that you are in sympathy with thousands of people for the vic tims of the eastern disaster. ' It's April Pool's Day today, but we haven't received any reports up to this hour of overworked firemen or police men. ':';. vr/.■■■,■■ •-■_:■■ •;^':,/■;. ■■ • '';■--;:.— .: ■■ ;.:>/-*:,,: -'■-: __- '•',,/-. : , .■ -■ Going fishing? Fine "weather but they say the mud is bad. THJS TffIBPMA TIMES. 3br .BrKToN . JD»tAve:v —: He raved at women's folly In following the fads. Declared, with melancholy, His money went In scads To sate his wifie's passion For shoes and hats and those Materials of fashion Like lingerie and hose. At corsets he was sneering, At powder and at paint, Tight shoes would set him jeering With words not few or faint; He laughed at bogus tresses; He scorned the hobble akirt, Condemning women's dresses With vim and vigor curt. LET'S SMILE AWHILE Why He Was a Socialist. Upton Sinclair tells this story about a school address he once made. "It was a school of little boys," said Mr. Sinclair, "and I opened my address by laying a five-dollar bill upon the table. ' 'I am going to talk to you boys about Socialism,' I said, 'and when I finish the boy who gives me the best reason for turning socialist will get this five-dollar bill.' "Then I spoke for some twenty minutes. The boys were all con verted at the end. I began to question them. " 'Ydtt' are a socialist?' I said to the boy nearest me. ' 'Yes, sir,' he replied. " 'And why are you a social ist?' I asked. "He pointed to the five-dollar bill, ',I'eqause I need the money, 1 he said. What the Teacher Taught Him. The small boy had just return ed home after a most tumultuous day at school. "What lesson," asked his fath er, "was the most Impressed on you today by the teacher?" "Dat I need a thicker pair of pant*." His Half. When her divorce was granted a woman said to the man who had been her husband: "Now, dear, I want to be gen erous. I am willing to let you have the baby half of the time." "Good!" said he. "Splendid!" "Yes," she resumed, "you may Uave him nights." "DEADSHOT BILL," FROM NURSERYVILLE (file acoIWKDTHK So wifle dressed one morning To please her hubby's taste, All artifices scorning, Uncorseted her waist; Her shoes of size most ample (A hygienic last) She meant, she said, to trample Her follies of the past. Her nose was free from powder, Her hair was all her own, Yet far from feeling prouder At how her "sense had grown, Her husband bellowed, "Woman, You look a perfect fright; Go dress like something human; You surely are a sight! "Kverj-bodjr knows when Bert Camphire's in town, betuz he's th' kind of 111:111 who leaves hia horse tied in front of a saloon." George* Telegram. George was famous for being late at his appointments. He was engaged to be married to a young lady in a neighboring city, and when the day of the ceremony ar rived George, aa usual, did not ap pear. The bride was on the verge of nervous prostration when the following telegram was received from the missing bridegroom: : Dear Helen: Missed the early train. Will arrive on the 4:31. Don't get married until I get there. George. Who's Who in the Cabi net-By Cor\ BY J. OAMPBKMi CORV Special Cartoonist for the Times Franjilin Knight I.a up, the new secrotar\ of the interior, has nourished a poignant sorrow ever since he was compelled to mem orize long sections of the consti tution of the United States while a public school pupil out in Cali fornia. Mr. Lane never can be president. Although he has sum mered and wintered about 45 of his 48 years in the "ktfid of the free," he was born an alien. Hia ancestral home Is on Prince Hd ward'a Island, off the Atlantic coast of Canada. Lane has a record of accom plishment. The general public did not hear of him until he be came a member of the Interstate commerce commission and began to cary the monotonous routine of the work of that body with some real and aggressive activ ity. But even before this, it was he who first brought the late E. H. llarrlman to a realization of the fact that the people had something to say in the matter of railroad rates. Lane was the democratic candidate for gov ernor of California In 1902. He had the "goods" on the Southern Pacific and Union Pacific crowd and he proceeded to tell the peo ple of California all he knew on the subject and many other things he suspected. The very next year he bobbed up as a candidate for the United States senatorship. That he did not take hJs place in the senate was due only to the fact that there were not enough demc cratic votes In the legislature. Within two years he wob ap pointed by President Roosevelt a member of the interstate com merce commission and got the opportunity to put his theories Into practice. His chief delight in life seems to consist In "starting some thing." Initiative is supposed to be a quality possessed by every man who succeeds in public life. Lane's associates say that his particular kind of initiative should be spelled in capital let ters. While he was a member of the interstate commerce commis sion, he kept everybody around him on the jump. Lane is exceedingly demo cratic in his manner, but at the same time refuses to make any concessions to the gaillery. He is frank in speech and absolutely refuses to put on any "side" on account of his official position. But he declines to wear the uni form of Jeffersondan simplicity so generally affected by success ful politicians. In fact from a sartorial point of view, he Is the pride of the new cabinet. In his nifty looking garments ha would make a good model for those ready-made clothing advertise ments that are now flooding the newspapers and magazines In anticipation of the spring trade. He is spick and span from his polished crown to bis glistening shoes, and he wears those classy little' white edgings that project a fraction of an Inch from under the V of his waistcoat. Lane's refusal to play the grandstand game has worried his political associates. On one oc casion, during his gubernatorial By Fred Schaefer and W. Aird Mac Donald. nilAllPP BMinMM Office M»ln 12. rHllnlrN rirculßUon l>ei»f. Mala 12. OFPICB—7TB-778 COKURRCK ST. "The People Had Something to Say in the Matter of Itailroad Rates." campaign, he put up at the best hotel In Los Angeles. His ad visers in San Francisco heard of It and sent him a wire, urging him to take more modeet quar ters on account of the effect such a display of luxury might have on the common people of the state. But Lane couldn't see just why that should be an issue SCHOOL MASTER IS A TEACHER FOR NATIONS Schoolmaster to nations! That's Harry Erwin Bard, the Indiana man who put the school system of the Philippine islands on its feet. When he wpnt to the Island home of our "little brown broth ers" there wasn't much of an educational system in vogue in that sunny clime. Teachers were scarcer than hen's teeth and the kids were playing pelota or train ing game cocks. Now they're the most rabid baseball fans In captivity, and the rest of the school system la rapidly approaching the highest American standard. "It runs throuyh my head," said Minister of Education Vil laran of Peru,' that a fellow who can put education into the Fili pinos can do the same to us." And he offered the job to Prof. Bard. Now, anybody who knows South America in general, and Peru in particular, knows full well that it la easier to draw blood out of a turnip than to put knowledge into the brain of the average' Peruvian. If It could be fed him In sugar coated pills or by hypodermic Injections your Peruvian would fall for the three It."8. But when he has to work for it—well, it is some tough job educating that fellow. But hard as that was, it wasn't the worst proposition Prof. Bard had to face. Not being so Inti mately acquainted with the Peru vial disposition as he might have been, Prof. Bard signed up for three years with this Vll laraa person and sailed for Lima. But while he was sailing, those Peruvian hotheads were revolt ing, and Prof. Bard got a beau tiful back view of Dr. Vlllaran keeping a hurry-up date in Europe. - r The. new government didn't banger so much for an educa tional system. They allowed as how they'd pay the professor's Coughs and Consumption - Coughs and colds, when neglect ed, always lead to serious trou ble of the lungs. The wisest thing to do when you have a cold that troubles you Is to get a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery. You will get relief from the first dose, and finally the cough will dis appear. O. H. Brown, of Musca dine, Ala., writes: "My wife was down in bed with an obstinate cough, and I honestly believe had it not been for Dr. King's New Discovery, she would not be liv ing today." Known for forty three years as the beat remedy for coughs and colds. Price 50c and $1.00. Recommended by Ryner Malstrom ' Drug Co., 938 Pacific aye. EYES EXAMINED RIGHT Glares night! Trices flight! CABWELL OPTICAL CO 742 St. Helens «T. I Tuesday, April 1,1913. and refused to decamp. He is a regular attendant at church services, but his progress up the aisle invariably glvea a start to some of the older mem bers of the congregation. In personal appearance, he is a veri table ringer for the late Robert Ingersoll as he looked at his . prime. siiiary au ngm, dvi me less no bothered them about education the better off he'd be. But that wasn't what the schoolmaster came down for, and he pitched In on the new 'd ministration and In eight montl s' time got them to the point where they'd eat the alphabet anid multiplica tion table off his hand. Then an other revolution put the old gang Into office, and the prof, started all over again. Between revolutions ha has managed to cram considerable knowledge down the Peruvian. EAT AT RYDER'S If You Want the Best 108 80. lath St. WEDNESDAY'S NEWS at ' MACLEAN BROS. V^ FIVE CASH STORES 6-lb. box Kingsford's Sil ver Gloss Starch, 55c. - 10-lb. pkg. Celluloid Starch, 6c. L. & P. Sauce, 25c bottle. - Pure Cider Vinegar, qt., bot tle lOc Rising Sun Stove Polish, 5c pkg. Soda, 1-lb. pkg.. 6c. 6 Rolls Toilet Paper, 28c. 3 6c boxes Matches, 10c Pure Jelly, 10c glass.- ■-'■" 10 Ib. 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