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rage Six I PETER I By JANE McBAIN. ; ' ((6. l»l«. by McClure N«w«i>«ii ' Syndic*!* i Lulu Bent, aged twenty, hoarded cats, nnd her mother, a widow with a large family nnd suburban home, but small hank account, hoarded anybody. Mrs. Archibald Frothmnn. a rich city dame of Kngllsh stock, contem plating a visit to the land of her fore fathers, motored out to Bent's In Me tf they would board her cat, Peter, and also her son, during her absence In the approaching summer. Mrs. , Bent agreed to. Mrs. Frothmnn thereupon proceeded to five Lulu, who took special charge of the cats, Instructions regarding Pe ter. "Now, Miss Bent." she snld. "you must kiss Peter every night, for he al ways kisses me and I don't want that affectionate habit broken. You must : treat him to Ice cream occasionally and feed hint with sardines and the best salmon steak." There were other instructions regarding Peter's nap. his walk, and so forth. Then Mrs. Froth- Ml spoke a few words regarding her son. "He Is literary—but perfectly harm less. lam not particular as to what you give him —If you ouly understand him —for 1 never could." Then the dame, after promising to call with her charges before sailing for Europe, de- j parted. At the expected time she again ar rived. The cat was an Immense maf- ; tese animal, his mouth being the home liest part of him. The son was a handsome young fellow with superior manners and, apparently, an Intellect as well as a heart. Ills name was the same as the cat's, Peter. The neighbors, who knew Mrs. Bent well, remarked, with a wink, that the four-legged Peter being only a cat. and the two-legged one a "cat-ch," there was quite a difference. Mrs. Bent's Idea of feline treatment was the cats should take what was given them. Soon Lulu and Mr. Frothman be came friends. Mi. Frothman, much traveled, and a member of the best so ciety, proved nn edifying and agreea ble companion. To them the end of the rammer en me too quickly, and with It Mrs. Frothman, for the object of her tendered care, her cat. "How's Peter?" was the first query. "He's fine!" was the reply. "Is Lulu kind to htm?" "Yes, aw ful !" "That's good!" exclaimed Mrs. Frotlitnan. "What has Peter hart to eat?" "O—er—everything that's nice. 1 wish he was here all the time. Lulu makes Ice cream for him. nnd jiffy it'll. j and Hiawatha cakeand fudge—ami •verying I like." "Indeed!" exclaimed Mrs. Frothman, manifesting some surprise. "I'm afraid that you've been too Indulgent. But, after all, It's best to treat our pets | well. j "Where does Peter sleep?" wns the next question. "In the guest chamber," was the re- i ply. "Oh I" exclaimed Mrs. Frothman, with even more surprise. "Does Lulu take Peter out to walk?*' "Oh, yes, she takes him to the band concert and be takes her to the opera. He takes her to the beach and he bought her a plaid silk bathing suit You ought to see It—lt's a beauty! I wish I had one like It." Up to this point Mrs. Frothmnn had been all but dozing out of mere satis faction, but now she started! She Straightened up and looked at Mary like a hawk. Her sister, previously a listener only, took a hand at the ques tioning. "Is Peter sweet on Lulu?" "Oh, yes! everyone knows that!" Mrs. Frothman had received a blow. But she recovered from It sufficiently to snap nt Mary. "1 have been asking about my cat, Peter. You have no right to call Mr. Frothman by his first name." "He told us to." replied Mary, bris tling with Indignation. "He says he wants to be 'Peter* to all of us. al ways." The ladles exchanged eloquent looks. "I wish you to get my cat." demand- Si Mrs. Frothman, "do you know where he Is?" "1 don't know, but I suppose he la somewhere about." Mary arose to Institute a search. Hut Mrs. Frothman called her back. "What has Peter had to entr —-mice and—or—tiny bits of Snakes and —— he eats cockroaches, too." ) Mrs. Frothman used her smelling salts. "Where has he slept?" "Oh—on the Sclplone's old mat tress. All their kids had the scarlet fever on It, but Peter likes to He there." Mrs. Frothman hastened Mary upon the search. She returned shortly with the cherished object. He had one eye closed as the result of an encounter with a rural enemy of his own kind; he had a swollen Jaw from the same cause; he had a string collar with a peach stone charm around his neck in stead of his dashing scarlet one with silver bells, which Mary confessed had been sold to the Junk dealer for movie money. "Oh. my poor Peter 1" exclaimed his mistress, hysterically, but the former Instead of giving a respectful and sp preclatlve mew, made a face at her. Jumped up and bit her ear, worked himself free. then disappeared over the fence. LAUGHED AT SEAL "Hell-Diver" Refused to Figure . on Pursuer's Menu. • Curious Speed Cor,test Reported by Nature Student, Who Witnessed the Incident, on Maine Coast. Seals are quick of movement, and anyone who has ever watched them feeding cannot but marvel nt the speed with which they dart about In the water and the apparent ease with which they are able to overtake their prey, says a Bulletin of the American Game Protective association, and like wise there are few duck hunters who have not had the opportunity of wit nessing the speed of the grebe, com monly known as the hell-diver. He can easily protect himself by diving and swimming under water, and "light ning Is slow as compared with the speed with which a hell-diver sub merges when he sees the flash of a gun headed In his direction." Which of the two is quicker In the water becomes a nice question, to the discussion of which Arthur L. Pennl man contributes the story of a con test be witnessed on the Maine coast, In the Penobscot bay region, between a seal and a pled-bllled grebe, when each contestant was apparently doing his best, "the seal looking for his snipper and the hell-diver intent on seeing that he didn't make up the menu." "While we were engaged in studying the habits of a fish hawk," Mr. Pennl man writes, "our attention was at tracted by a great commotion in the water off shore. From our blind we could see that the splashing was caused by a seal performing the most curious antics in his attempts to catch a bird which we later Identified as a pled-bllled grebe. "The seal made rapid progress, por poising in and out of the water in quick diving leaps und was fast over hauling the bird, which wns swimming frantically to escape his pursuer, but. however, made no attempt to fly. Af ter a straight-away race of some fifty yards or more. It seemed as If the Chase was over, as both bird and seal disappeared In the same splash as the seal struck the water. When the splash subsided we saw that Hie grebe had cleverly dodged to one side and, after twisting and turning quickly around a very small circuit to elude the seal, he headed straight for shore. "The bird now began to use Its wings, and, skittering rapidly over the water, soon distanced the seal, which continued the chase until within 'M feet of the beach, where the water was no more than knee deep. "There be sat with his shoulders out of the water, watching the grebe as the latter ran along the edge of the shore. Then, as though he hated to give up his meal, he slowly pursued the bird on a parallel course In the t water, paying not the slightest atten tion to the men on the beach until he was frightened off by our intervention j In the contest." Developing Guatemala. President Herrera of Guatemala, has undertaken to Interest foreign capital In the development of some 15.000 square miles of unexploited territory In Guatemala which still awaits the hand of the pioneer and the invader to transform it into productive fields. As the first step he has created a new department of agriculture with a min ister In his cabinet and lias appointed as bead of this department Antonio Bouscayol. Both the president and the new min ister have devoted the main part of their lives to agricultural development and are therefore keenly interested In providing encouragement to the farm ers and planters. Both realize foreign Investment must be encouraged to ac complish this end and believe that such aid must be expected as a re sult of diffusion of the knowledge that Guatemala has a safe and sane govern ment, Is a fit place to live in and has much territory as yet undeveloped. No Two Snowflakes Alike. For SS years Wilson Ahvyn Bentley of Jericho. Vt.. has been studying ; snowflakes. In that time he has made 3,800 photomicrographs of snowflakes and has found that no two of them are exactly alike. As a result of his exhaustive study he firmly believes that the snow flake Is the most exquis ite example of nature's art. His photographs have been Intro duced Into several universities, and have also won a niche In the arts and sciences, as well as being used for designs in artcraft shops and for Jewelry designing. Task for Chemists. The technical chemists of the world are asked to solve a very tempting puzzle. They are told that If they can only discover how to get It out, there is to be had from Jerusalem artichokes a substance which can be turned Into a sugar sweeter than cane sugar. The yield per acre of artichokes would be higher than the yield of beet sugar per acre of beet, and higher than the average yield of cane sugar per acre of cane. Truly nn alluring bait, and an opportunity to make the land flow, if not with honey, at any rate with something not unlike It. Wheat and the Consumer. "The mills of the gods grind slowly," remarked the ready-made philosopher. "Yes." replied Farmer Corntossel. "I reckon If we had to depend on them, Ho- r.rtce of flour never would j come down." THE PULLMAN HERALD 70 GROW OLD GRACEFULLY Desirable Condition That Greatly De pend! on One's Habit-, of Mind Formed In Youth. The most Inevitable —and one of the easiestof the things we do Is to grow old. Yet what a difference there Is In the way different people do It! You probably know, for Instance, some little old lady who, although she may not be beautiful or brilliant, Is Just "nice"—which Is apt to mean that Instead of bossing or scolding, she tries not to be troublesome or unrea sonable to those around her. Or rath er, she does not hnve to try, for It Is characteristic of elderly human beings that they seldom try very hard to form new habits. Youth Is the period of endeavor, nnd old age of results. This Is the renson for the futility of young folks' displeasure at their parents' "old-fashioned" ideas. Such Ideas nre fixed; they will not change. Yet not all elderly people are nge bound In their thoughts; many can be tolerant of Innovations, and a few can even adopt them. Such a flexible con dition of the elderly mind Is, like the rigid, Intolerant sort, a product of earlier life and habits; It Is not likely to Indicate any particular good or evil trait In the person possessing It. If the young man or woman who feels Impatient at the old folks' no tions will cease to shrug a shoulder and exclaim: "I hope I'm not like that when I'm old," and will turn his attention to the younger generation, starting with himself, he Is likely to do much more for human progress. When he himself has reached the age of fixed Ideas his character will de pend on his previous habits of mind If he has kept himself free from prej udice nnd cocksuredness and has been always willing to learn better ways of thinking and doing, he will be likely to remain correspondingly more ration al with advancing years, and will, In truth not be "like thnt" when he Is old. — Pendleton East Oregonlan. COMMUNAL SPIRIT IN JAPAN Writer Notes the Fact That Natives Share Their Sneezes With Strang, ers on Street Cara. Japanese do things In public for which we would ostracize a man or send him to the lockup. From their communal spirit which tolerates bath ing in public together they go to the other extreme of coming out on their balconies and clearing their throats at five o'clock In the morning and ex pectorating Into the open gutters be low. They will hold their fans before their mouths when talking or yawning, as do we. but will cough and sneeze In your face on street cars. And yet. among the refined, observance of cus tom Is pathetically beautiful. They come to celebrate the arrival of the cherry blossoms by bringing with them their geisha and their children; they move In perfect hordes; they go to the station in masses to see off some friend or relative and crowd the plat forms, bowing and bowing and bowing again as though there weren't a thou sand strangers passing before them; they dress, undress, eat, sleep and drink whisky by the tumblerful on the trains — yet their Inner lives are as se cret to one another as they seem to _c to the foreigner. It Is as though from behind the scenes — In which many people "are more Interested than In the play It self—the actors bad come, forgetting, in a moment of absent-mindedness, to put on their make-up, or had come upon the street, forgetting to take It Off.Sydney Greenbie, In "Japan, Real nnd Imaginary." Moral Forces. Above all it Is ever to be kept ln mind that not by material but by moral force are men and their ac tions governed. How noiseless Is thought! No rolling of drums, no trump of squadrons, or immeasurable tumult of baggage wagons, attends the movement. In what obscure and sequestered places may the head be meditating which la one day to be crowned with more than imperial au thority; for kings nnd emperors will be among Its ministering servants; it will rule not over but In their heads, and with these its solitary combina tions of Ideas, as with magic formu las, bend the world to Its will. The lime may come when Napoleon hlra r.elf will be better known for his laws (han for his battles; and the victory of Waterloo prove less momentous than the opening of the first mechan ic's —Thomas Carlyle. Sought El Dorado In Vain. When Sir Walter Raleigh started out to find his El Dorado he was seeking a fnbled city whose houses were covered with sheets of pure gold, and which was surrounded by hundreds of square miles of rock so filled with surface gold that when the sun shone It was as If a great yellow mirror was blazing as far as the dazzled eyes could reach. Raleigh, of course, found nothing that even came near to such a wonder, and many a brave gentleman of England lost his life or his fortune In seeking the same fabled El Dorado. The Elite. "Dr. Pillers seems to be a fashion able physician." "I should say so! He has patients at some of the most expensive health resorts, in America and a waiting list of people whose health will give way as BOOH as they get money enough to consult him."—Birmingham Age-Her uld. CHOOSES "PEN"' AND TOBACCO Harry Stevenson, aged 23 years, who pleaded guilty in superior court Thursday morning to burglary in the second degree, told Judge McCroskey that he would prefer to be sent to the state refarmatory, but if he could not smoke there he would rather go to the penitentiary. Stevenson was arrested on the charge of having broken Into Krebbs' cigar store on or about February 25. He had several articles in his pos session which had been stolen from a punch board in the cigar store. One of the Gillette safety razors had been sold by Stevenson in Pullman tor $1. Another $5 razor was found buried in the ashes in the stove in his room at Pullman. He had a 21 --jewel watch and other articles from the punch board in his possession.— Gazette. BROKEN AUTOMOBILE AXLE SOON REPAIRED Job Can Be Done With Taper Punch and Piece of Board. Majority of Accidents Happen In Out. of-Way Places and Usually Driver Is Without Necessary Tools to Make Repairs. If your automobile's axle, either right or left, breaks, a quick "get home" Job can be made with a taper punch and a piece of board. Remove the differential case cover, Insert the punch in the hole to keep it from turning, and wire the board fast to the running board and the rear end of the spring or mud guard, as shown In the Illustration. The board holds the axle In. and the punch keeps the No need to wait for the repair car if you adopt the above suggestion for repairing your broken automobile axle. axle and Its gear from making the differential action, thus allowing the car to be driven home under Its other axle. Nine out of ten breakdowns occur In out-of-the-way places, and usually the driver Is without the proper tools or parts to repair the break. By ob serving other motorists' methods of emergency repairs you will "not be at a loss for a solution when your break down arrives.—P. P. Avery In Popular Science Monthly. AUTOMOBILE Sane driving means safe and eco nomical driving. » » * Do not follow another vehicle too closely. It might stop suddenly. THE UNIVERSAL CAB "The Ford Touring Car" HERE is the greatest motor car in all the world. Great because there is more of it in use than of any other car in the world. Great because that in our demand for a million and a quarter Ford cars this year fully fifty per cent of that demand is for the Touring Car. Surely every Ford touring car is a car of great service. You see it wherever you go, day or night, shine or rain, summer or winter—the ever-faithful Ford Tour ing Car is delivering service and satisfaction, pleasure and economy, in a larger measure than falls to the lot of any other one piece of mechanism in the world.' We can now deliver Ford cars to you with reasonable promptness. Leave your orders without delay, if you would be wise. The prudent man carries his umbrella when it is dry, because any fool can carry one when it rains! Never forget that right hand to every Ford Touring Car is that ever- : v dependable and universal "Ford After-Service." Here we are, with the genuine made Ford parts, Ford mechanics, and Ford equipment, to give service to Ford cars instantly, so that your car is never out of commission. MARTIN'S GARAGE WE DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I "'" - '. ■ / ■ .' _j jyji?y *+,% *mi> S^__bp^__^__ 'f ri 1 4h >""> '^«__ _ /_L^__a ■_i ■* -~ >_^v —*i _9tvdfl __R£_r i vv^^_H_cHx *(^ _Ih • jH^ttT \*' €_^'__«a_i_£_P^_-^ B_fc__*%^_^**___M v «£_. _f S»_l WwwshjM Kk3_^_Br_E_H ;:vij_S^W_-___ff!S»->-i-s!|W^n 'Mb i Vn - The New Russell Separators Are Built of Steel When you are buying a Threshing Machine, no one wi, knows the extreme urgency of owning machinery that S operate all the time, and do the work as it should be di would thin!.- of such a thing as to try some experiment . THE OLD RELIABLE RUSSELL LINE offers yon th m.ichine that, you can depend upon in every way. First of all, it is the grain that is wanted, and as nearly all of it as can be gotten. No one who knows RUSSEIT o/&__s7 ever di "Putes the &rain saving ability. ' But RUSSELL separators are built sturdy and will give yon «1 most a lifetime of service. There are many of the nil machines still in the field that have been in service every year for over twenty years, and they are still as good m ever. They thresh as much grain as any new machine in the community. J v RUSSELL separators are easy to operate, anyone can on crate them. The year'l92o saw eighteen new' Russell sen arators delivered from the Pullman agents and not one single day's service was required, or called for from any owner. Many of the owners had never operated a machine before. Every owner is a booster. Talk with some of them ask them, then let us show you a few more. THE OLD RELIABLE RUSSELL LINE WILL THRESH MORE GRAIN AND DO BETTER WORK, WITH LESS TROUBLE, AND LAST MUCH LONGER. When in Spokane, we cordially invite you to look over the new RUSSELL. ' * • FALLQUIST BROS. Agents PULLMAN, WASH. The A. H. Averill Machine Co. SPOKANE, WASH. IHE HERALD PRINTS THE NEWS Friday March wfif