The Yakima herald. [volume], March 28, 1889, Image 6

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“DM” ACTOBS.
fMilitrltfts of the Class With Hoted
Example:..
The King *t Oor
icons Make-Ip—Hew He Hf«n
ngsM «• Keep Ktra With Ills
Pilfering Agent.
In a casual chat with one of the mem
ben of the Gleason A Barrett troupe, the
subject turned upon acton who are known
to the profession as “dixxlos," from which
our representative gathered a f*w point*.
The Pacific coast 1* the paradise for this
species of human biped. The dlxxy is
usually of the old school of acting, and,
as a rule, in the days that are past, was
an excel lent artist; but having been
unable to change his style, la now
laughed at
gccMM “ Dixr.iKa." %
However fierce the sting of poverty may
be—however heavy the bard of fate may
he upon him—the diaty never doubts his
own talent; If ©then roll in wealth while
be suffen the pangs cf hunger, he attrib
ute* It to "luck,” which fa von others lees
deserving of fortune than himself, or to a
depraved and degenerate public taste, that
can not recognise nor appreciate a good
actor when it sees one. Notwithstanding.
there are instance* of terrible dixiy people
being remarkably successful. There is a
story told of a certain actor who started
starring a few years ago with a “special
ty" of hi# own in the shape of a fearfully
and wonilerfully
SAD VENSATIOXAL PIECE.
The profession could not determine
which was the worst, his acting or the
play. A manager telegraphed that he
would give him JftOO for one week’s per
formances. He replied;
“I accept your (500 for the week. Have
sent porta and book."
Back came s dispatch saying:
“No; mistake; SSO for the week."
The young star flashed bark the an
swer:
“All right 1 accept SSO for week. Have
pent parts and book."
Time and experience,they tell me, have
now mode a verv fair actor of him.
McKean Buchanan, the wont and roo-t
fauiou* os the worst of disxy actors, use*l
to be a sugar dealer in New Orleans. He
got stage-struck and “sailed oat" as s star.
He was a good fellow, witty, well educated,
TALL AND FIXE LOoKIXO.
He b-yl many friends, some of wliom
encouraged Ids mania M a joke, and others
from kindly feeling. Ho was the best
tempered man that ever lived, if one
might judge by the learning smiles with
which he received the laughter and deris
ive applause which greeted his Shakes
pearean efforts, for nothing short of
“Hamlet,” “Othello,” and such part*
would he appear in. “My wardrobe,” he
would say, ”i» too good for anything but
old Bill.”
And in those days no one in the west
and south had seen the like of his cos
tumes. It took a mountain of velvet to
make him a king's cloak, and in his fear
ful rushes on the stage, in one of “Othel
lo’s” jealous frenzies, he would say to the
actors standing at the wing:
“Stand aside, minions! Make room
for my three-ply—imported from Lyons,
every inch of it! Blood’ Mood! Isgo?
blood.”
ro« his rnurr ugaoemexts
bo vu utterly dumbfounded, Iwanse the
audiences “guyed” him. but got need to
it after a while, and a«repted the popular
verdict; lie disarmed criticism by avow
ing himself as the worst star actor in the
civilized world, but be never truly lie*
lieved that that was really the rase. He
had a curious habit of losing his breath
between sentences, and catching it up
again with the exclamation of “a!” thua,
he would cay:
" Tla —a—he—a 1” “ Tis-a-she—
a!” and
“ Hang out—a—
On the outward—walk—a
Theory— a—
When the actors would suggest now
lendingn to him, he would loftily reply,
“Look at the bouse! there isn’t standing
room in front. I think my old readings
will do well enough. He was aa
rata a rosea player
As ho was bad an actor. He hail an agent
to travel with him who, in his business,
was invaluable; he bad a thousand vir
tues and one vice, which vice waa that he
would rob Buchanan regularly every
night of the larger part of his receipts,
whether great or small. But the star was
too smart to dismiss so good a business
manager as that for such trifling weakness,
which he met and overcame in another
way. After the performance he wonld
almost invarablv sit down with the
agent at draw poker, and never fail to
win hack all the money. He used to say
“he liad to play tw ice over for every dol
lar he got.”
na. lawdm, or philaoeuhia,
Was a most wonderful “di**y.” He knew
ho was talented and was only kept down
by local jealousy, w> after driving Phila
delphia almost to rioi he went to New
York, where for « time lie amused the
patron* of one of the minor theatres by a
round of tragedy Impersonation*. It I*
ban! to Bay which part he played the
worst, hut probably his Hamlet wan the
most ghostly thing ever beheld outride of
a morgue.
“He used to drive the famous Count
Johannes to frenxy by his challenges to
play for the championship.”
“How long,” said a crushed tragedian
to a Uckdttferk in a depot, striking an
attitude, it take a first-class actor to
get to lodunk ?”
“No longer,” replied the clerk, “than it
would take any other first-class fool!”
TH« MA* WHO PLATED WITH PoRREET.
In the Frieco theatre was a lean, lan
tern-jawed cockney, who, in despair of
ever getting a syllable to utter, determined
one night to attract the attention of. the
audience and crown himself with glory by
indulging In some by-play of his own.
brilliant invention. T!te play happened
to 1« Motamora, with the gentle and
lamb-like Forrest as tho “big Injun."
Our cockney was one of the (speechless)
Indian tribe, ami got himself up bravely
In rod painty feather*, leggings, tunic,
moccasins and a tomahawk. In one of
the great tragedian’s addresses to the re*!
men this supe protended to
self as the one red man especially spiral
ed to, and, bursting into a shrill war
whoop in the midst of Forrest's soliloquy,
be rushed down to the right band comer
of the stage, and, wildly brandishing his
tomahawk over his head he indulged in n
FHANTIC WAK-DANCR
That set the audience screaming with
laughter, hut his triumph was of brief
duration, for, breathless with astonish
ment and panting with rate, Forrest in
stantly prepared for actioi. With one
mighty Isumd he cleared tl.e Intervening
space between the center of the stage and
the cerner, and grasped the affrighted j
supe hr the throat, forgetting in his tre-,
mentions passion the character h»i was!
impersonating and his surrounding-*. He
shook the man until he sliouk him onto |
bis marrow* hone*, and then roared out:
“You fjnl, what are you doing
here?”
“Mr. Forrest—l—l— 1 " stammered the
half-strangled supe, “I—l was honly
hactiog a hit, air."
No longer of the rank and file, that am
bitious actor has keen for many yean past
the captain of tho snpes at the
theatre. He abounds in reminiscences,
usually beginning:
“When me an’ Forrest was a hurting
* Amlet at the old—’ ”
\«UMe Evtstv
First jury, 976.
Pin* made, 1450.
Needles used, 1545.
First cast iron, 1544.
Matches made, 1829.
Surnames used, 1102.
First newspaper, 1494.
Coal used as fuel, 1834.
Lead |*noils used, 1504.
Window glass used, 604.
Tobatw introduced, 1088.
First gold coin, B. C., 2 6.
hirst steam railroad, 1330.
First wheel carriage, 1559.
Kerosene introduced, 1v26.
First postage stamps, 1840.
First illuminating gas. 1792.
Klectric light invented, 1874.
Iron found in America, 1815.
First insurance, marine, 633.
First American express, 1821.
Musical notes intro-luce I, 1334.
Latin ceased to I*) spoken, 580.
Bible translated into Saxon, C 37.
(iunpowder use*l by Chinese, 80.
Bible translated into Gothic, 872.
Emancipation proclamation, 1863.
Old Totament finished, B. C., 43).
Ilioto/raphs first introdmvd, 1802.
P»|er mad© by Chinese, B. C., 22).
Lible translate 1 into English, 1534.
A« Efwwmifal
In 1816 one bushel of com wouhl buy
one pound of nails; In 1839 on© bushel of
com w ill boy ten pounds of nails. In
1816 a pair of woolen blankets cost as
much as a cow ; in 1839 a cow will lyiy
five pairs of woolm blanket*. In 1816 it
required sixty-four bushels of I sir lev
to buy twenty yards of hmwlcloth; j
in 1889 sixty-four bushels of barley will
buy twenty yards of broadcloth. In 1816
it took twenty dozen egg* to l>oy on©
bushel of salt; in 1889 twenty dozen eggs
will boy ten dushels of salt, lit 1810 it
required a bushel of wheal to buy one
yard of calico; in 1389 one bushel * A
w heat twenty yards of calico.
With the©© figures before them, who
can justly claim that farm products are
not improving? The outlook for the pro
ductions of the form is certainly hopeful.
The farmer can exchange his crop for
more of the necessaries of life than at any
former period in the history of our coun-
try. —Wall Sireet Nevs.
Utkaia.
The name “Gotham” was first given to
New York by Washington Irving and
James K. Paulding in “PalmagniKli,” In
allusion to the fact that the New Yorkers
were accustomed to regard themselves as
wiseacres, without due Justification. The
use of the term bad reference to the nursery
legend concerning the “Throe Wise Men
of Gotham” who “went to aca in a bowl.”
The original Gotham of the nursery
rhyme is a parish in Nottinghamshire,
England, whose people were noted (or
tlieir remarkable stupidity and self-con
ceit. Those traits of the fieople of the
parish were w, widely known that they
gave rise to a mimler of proverbs, and to
the word “Gothilo,” which is recognized
in literature a.id in the dictionaries n* an
established synonym for “a fool wise in
his own conceit.”—.V, Y. Vommrrcial Ad
rertirer.
Infill »f llifrtiuK.
Some business men measure the value
of an advertisement by tho direct returns
they get from it, ami r.fter a short trial
withdraw it from their trade Journal on
the ground that It does mg pay. The ln
! direct benefits derived from keeping the
! name befote the trade are out of all pro
portion to tho direct returns received, and
j tlie most sucressful advertisers are those
: who keep themselves so constantly be
fore the trade that llielr nan.os liocume ns
familsr as a household word. The man
ufacturer or jot>her wlio does not let the
trade know what ho has for salo and
where It can l-e procured, will soon find
1 himself out <>f the race.
*
Tliero is a theory that Hie advance of
population, building of railroads, etc., in
the fur west is attended by n gradual in
crease in the much-needed rainfall. Those
interested in the truth of the proposition
will be disappointed to learn that there
are no scientific facts to sustain It. l*rof.
Cleveland Abbe, in the February Forum,
f asserts that the study of the known "phe
I noinena has failed to establish that there
• has been any sensible change in tlie ell
• mate, at any point of the earth’s surface
i. daring the past two thousand years.”
MARRIAGE MANNERS.
Tide, Information as<; Hints to Lows
(or the Springtime.
How the Principal*, the 7Srl«lev
muMi nnd the l ihrro Khcnld
Art—l Ur t‘MT«rltc fcugngc
■urnt Ring, Hite., Etc.
The uubeavcnly, but not for that rea
son reprehensible, fashion of marrying
and giving In marriage reaches its climax
in May ami June. Church weddings at
this season an* regarded with sjxxl.il
favor, and not infrequently the rocrptkm
which usually follows i-i dh j-ensed with.
The families of the bri'le m i groom and
bridesmaids and u.dier* bvrakfad to
gether after the ceremonies, which pr«h
--al»Iy should occur at or K foie 111,‘h noon,
i The hours in the British empirepres, ribed
j by ecclesiastical law for theiiijirrS.!gPCCre
! monr are between the hours of eight and
twelve in Hie morning, and people
| us who follow strictly the usage* of the
English church tanry a morning wedding.
THE OLD FASIUOX
of the bridesmaid and attendant cavaliers
entering rlie room or church ami in arm
is a thing of the past. The gentleman
ushers who seat the company, ami who
manage the lauineas of the wedding in
the church, enter first. They come in
slowly, two and two, followed by the
bridesmaids, who bear bouquets of one
color. Then the bride enter; leaning on
her father’s arm; the usher* par: com
pany, going to Uk- right and left, an.! re
main standing on the lower step t ? the
altar. Tl.e bridesmaids also move to the
right and icit next the altar rail, leaving
a space for the couple who are to he mar
ried. The groom take* the bride’s hand,
and receives her as she takes ihe fir-t
step, having entered from the charnel
with his best man, and remains standing
beside the chancel rail. The signal for the
clergy to enter is the arrival of tho
WRii>i.'s Monies;
the strikes up the wedding march ■
at the entrants of the first two usher* at -
the church porch. The white ribbon
across the aisle is dropped as soon as tho
mother of the bride is seated. A knowl
edge ami understanding of these “cues" I
nnd attention to the details is v. hat makes j
nchurch wedding “go off” beautifully, l
and neglect of them reunite in delays and
contretemps of ail sorts. The ceremony j
over, the clergymen c ngraMlates the 1
bride, kisses her if sh„* Is one of his flock 1
whom he has chrlsteued, and the man
an*l wife turn to leave the church, followed
by the bridesmaid* and u-hers in reverse
order. If a reception is to follow, the
newly married couple take up their poal
tion at aciiic agreed upon place in the
drawing room, and
TltK BMli^-HUW
range thenisrlve* on either side ami ussst
in the reccpti ;a of the guests. Tiic ushers’
duty is to bring up the -.neats and present
them, and cot as tires© young men often
suppose, to flirt with the bridesmaids; at
least, not until all the guests have l*oa
presented, and an adjournment U made
to the diniii-yro-mi, or witer© th© collnti .n
is served. Tb> n the usher* are fre© to en
joy themselves as best suits them. The
bride's mother abdicates her pliuc an
h<ste**, and stands at the other eml of
the room to re*-e ! ve the congratulations of
hor friends.
About the display of gifts tu-rtrs differ.
|lt is very customary to arrange them ini
an artistic fashion in llie ttjiper corridor,
or one of the rooms, fur tbc pleasure of
the guests. Others declare this to bo
too utterly ami
Awri LLY suonm
And make no displsy. Tliis last idea Is i
the veriest nonsense, of courjc. If 3 «.u ■
had bought the gifts for the vul;-ar pur
pose of showing them off, that would be
ostentations vulgarity, which is the high
est evidence of wwnt of {weeding: but
since these gifts are evidence of “how ]
they (her friends) loved her,” there is no!
principle of good manners violated in toe
display of the bridal gift-*. But this
is clearly a case of ehnemi a son gou . '•
The bride should always write with hr
own hand, thanking for any gifts se.it, l.c
they Urge or small. A pr tty fashion
among rich |iooplo is for the „mom to pr.- |
sent to the bridesmaid* n brox-b. bangle,
or some inch trifle in memory of the day.
The bride, whether till, lie done nr not,
always
oivrs HKR MAina niKia ri owKiis
And the ushers tlieir brid.it favors, a knot
of white ribbon, fastening a tin;, bouton
nier.
The favorite en-jagen>cnt ring U a soli
taire diamond. Tin* size of tiie ..e.n I* of
less moment than that it slioui.! be a i<r
feetly pure and flswiess stone. The Eng
lish fancy in to give three gypsy ri.igi in
stead of the diamond solitaire, hoop* of
diamonds, rubies and sapphire*. i'oe
wedding ring is still the old Strong, pure
circle of virgin gold, with tho posy with n,
| and the initials of the bride-and groom
1 and tlie date. A flat circle not so wide :>•«
to mem burdensome, Is tho 'oent choice
for this perpetual pledgeand the romin Jer
of inviolable agreement.
Tho ring given In onr ceremony the
[ only remaining iut:r..oriiil of the <*rv sn
cleol and Universal pr.icti c to pay ; J I lx*
| onjxmsal some part at lent ~f the dowry
I purchase money, which in oil Hi* early
time was exacted for the v.lf?. I , the
earlier English ceremony a purse contain
ing gold or silver money,
PLATH OB JSWSLBY
i Was by the rubric to lie given with the
ring. This earnest money gave the trans
action peculiar legal force, while tho ring
f represented the invkdabl- seal c! jier
i soiisl faith.
In tlie selection of wcddlnj gifts there
• U noted a fancy for unique pi. i-cs of bum ;e
II of faience—especially (dr Jap#nc.-u- curios.
> I A shield, i helmit, a l»ronro lamp that has
. stood in sente temple j torch for ath<> j*a:id
, years bt what the bin! who inclines to the
- esthetic desire l<>”livc up to.” 'flic thing
* which nobody bas,and numey vnirnot b*ry
- is wltat alone satisfies the modern lust
i* of tlie eye. r<esutifi:l Japanese embroid
eries m«rfint«w| in titmloi screen* «r*
; highly prized. A bit of old lan|tMr, a
I garden tea! of curve*l tea wood, high,
I shouldered Yoddo jars. or r.n Ota vaae,
with Ha marvelous tvltal modeling, will,!
uii y one of them, keep the doner’s mem
ory green through many matrimonial j
vicissitudes. ■
TV IstHrai Fltg.
■ It may not be known to every one that
there is a law regulating the making of
the American flay. The law of 18!.8 re
quires that on the Fourth of July following
tho admlesion of a state a new star shall
In’ added to the blue field of the fla *.
There ere now thirty-eight states in the
union, and there should bo thirty ei;ht
I st«o; in !l»o Wot* f.eUi of tb»* ila;'- Many j
I of tho cheap fls ;s h-.f. o not to* re*|ilsUe!
nun.lier of slars. because it Uuiurh case r
i to have slurs .a rows, witli an evea nun.lier J
each way, whi<*b can not lie sawed with ;
thirty-* Ight. Hu: this difficulty will. ;s>n
Is- obviated, f-tr the admission of four new 1
slates will bring the numiier up to forty- j
two, when seven ions of six stars each
rau he easily arranged.
Hum fir Lm* lift.
The life insurance txmipaidcs have l«
made tho questloo of longevity almost a i
determined science, with an ample array ! ’
of figures and rules. According to these <
the average man who baa reached t lie age I
of sixty has still a Utile leas, and the av- ]
era & woman who has reached the age of i
•i <ty a little mors, than fourteen years to <
live. Rut the expectation of life does not <
relatively diminish with the advance of 1
years, for at eighty the man’s chance is i
somewhat leas, and the woman’s some- ,
what more, than five year; ami a half.! 1
According to’the English standards, the |1
persons who live longest arc memliers of;i
the clergy, w hlle in other pursuits lungev-!,
ity ranks in the following order; Farm-, i
er.«, merchants collier* clerks, teachers'.
and physicians.
-«•—»- • (
Tkr Japan Cnmat.
I The theory that the Kw» 81 wo or Japan
[ nurent is tlie cug«e of oar mild winters,
| and that the Gail stream In a similar way:'
exerts an influence on the w« al coast of
I Europe, is evidently a widespread papular
error, n dI(H -nit to eradicate. Why j
I should these curr ntsin this nuromr afie* t
I tlie a 1 joining *ojst upon their return south i
' after a wide sweep to the mirth, and not'
j exert such m.i influence when fiowiu., fresh
i and direct from the tropics? If uur warm
1 climate L» due to the Japan entreat, why,
lis the esjd rn <• ..st «.f As'u j;t-t favor-d in'
tliis way .* If Great Rrif..;n e-Joy * a .i.-.la
i briois ciiainte by reason “t tho proxhn'ty j
of the m!f stro.rin, why not our Allan* id
! c<)R?t, washed by the same curreut. at a
j higher temperature th :n whe .it strikes
western Europe? Too mlldncta of oar cl!-
-.ante i < evidently due to die r Mira trade!
wind, rising in the tropica n ;d d vending:
to our latitude. Xbo phenomena are the'
same in western Aucriu, in wcst.rn ;
j Europe, in Chili, Van Diemen’s Land and
New Zealand; with thU (Uffereaac~th.it 1
j on the southern hemisphere. r.a I belie'.*i,
j the prevaling moist and mild winds in the
. ■ latitudes indica.ed sweep from tho north- j
I I west Instead <»{ from the sonihwest as
! with u.i. If lam net mistaken in thin, it j
seeing evident that these phenomena can!
I li'ot be nplftiniKl upon the theory of the 1
.warn, mob tur-l.idcu Irade winds fining
i n.sr the equator and descending to the j
| earth about the forty-fifth parallel north i
Jor south. In « reneral way, without tuk
-1 big in consideration the modifying influ*'
i race of continents, tlie regularity of the
1 Atmospheric currents prodn.os a number
of climatic licit* mound our globe, vl«: a
rainy z<>ne on either aide of the equator in
the region «,f the easterly trade winds, a
j rainless belt north and aonth of this.*one.
: a rainy lient north and south of the former
I in the region of the returning westerly
tra lew inds and again comfwmtively dry
oonea around the poles.— H. F. Snkmlorj
| i« thf Orrj».riau.
The night baa a t bow mi ad eym
And the day hat one;
Vet the light o( the bright world .lie*
With (he dying m.
The jnin.l baa.. thooeand eye*.
And the heart bat one:
Vet the light of a whole life dies
« hco lore ia done.
The new jMiwder, which ia now used in
the fler.uan army for Rifling into the
slmea and stockings of the foot soldiers,
conaiata of three parts of salicylic acid,
ton parts suor'i r.nd el.«hty-seve:: parte
of pulverised soap-stone. This mixture
hoops the fo«t dry. prevents eluting and
rapidly Itetla vero sj
Tl:c n v libel law o.' Now M-tbo,
which makes it a or into for any one to
read aloud from a new . pnpor anything do
rotatory to another, may prove a good
thing for the new*pap' m. lu.dead of otto
copy serving a whole bar-room fuil of men,
every ind'vidiibl will have to buy a paper
to rea-J for him • If when anything Iliad-
Otis i> |>ub!ished.
Whs*. If your coat he pete hod and old?
The worth of a eoat J* ca'lly took.
A handful of gold will gulckly bring .
A roe? that Sa At for prince or kjng;
‘’■•-.it cu honest heailand wllllnir hand
Ca.i never be bought In :he whole wide land,
tv-ii- r’ rf that cMchc" may cover a la»y
, cm 6mj will in- the great world’s Joy.
i>■• ir roil ho pure and yotir heart ho true,
What • au an ot 1 Coal matter to you?
!’r. J. M. Kdmund*, - 'ln a paper in a
•’ nUi uioulhty, advocate* the implant*
in . of metallic root* in the jaw, and the
build! .v; of arthrhd U*th upon them.
, He MHrca that this method opens new
; poMil.ltfcw for dentistry. Dy planting two
j metallic capsule* In the rear ri tlie Jaw
, aud two in the forward portion, he thinks
■ it practical to lay a foundation for a com
plete set of permanent toeth.
When (’hr.rley put on his first trouser*
he aas trry proud. He at rutted op ami
down in front of his mother almost rrar.y
with delimit, then he hunt out: “Oh,
mamma pants make me feel »o grand!
Didn’t it make yon feel grand when—”
* Dot an awful ». >ns» iousnem came ov«a
! him that this biias had new been aharet!
by hi* mcUier and he Inld his wee, rlinbljj
h’*ed pittfody ggalnst her cheek, saying
I«tiietie*lly» “Oh, poor mamma! |**«
mamma!”
AN AGE OF WOIfDIRS.
After Cautaries cf Bigoted Darkness,
Light!
Kvrry AmnK I pi n «k«* f mprrg:mble
4 of True ftciDiice AddtNuw*
bsrtcss UrrnilU to CCs ('•sue.
; The atnunit ion of calumny has been ex-
I plotted. The deadly projectile# hurled
’ lu»ve missed their de tinulion. The -.hafts
i and arrows lie broken at the feet «f vlc
j lory. \m»l when Aurora'sit.vsbliull bare
I pierj'ed the smoke <f the battlefield, the
[ name cf the histngsnetlc a;, rtem of modi-1
1 cine will (slittera bright anti !m:*>r’.ar.ah!c
| star in the diadem of science, when thov
; who fried to wind theirsl'my colls around
[ the snowy throat have mouldered Sji ob
livion and their epitaphs have vanished
from the fact* of the eurth.
Seattle, Washington. j
My 11.tie ley, when four years old, was
taken sick with scarlet rush. We had
< oiujiete.’it medical aid but he never fully
recovered. For three years he was sick,
could retain nothing on his ntomach,
sometimes would vondt ceaselessly for a
week, not retaining even water. He
dwindled away to but a shadow of his
former self. At last his mind save way.
For two weeks he clung to me begging me
not to bury him in the ground. Ho rec
ognised nobody, not evon me. We all
concluded that death would I# a relief to
him. There was no n*e trying the oh! j
school doctors, of that wo had had enough *
experience. Their medicines failed to*
kill me when every one of them gave me;
up with consumption, saying that I could
not live a week. That was three years |
asm. They would have had their say, i
too, If I hsd not called In IV. J. Envrene j
Jordan. I had then lxv-n bedfast for over;
n year, could not turn over, suffered with j
; excruciating pcia and spat Woftly pm*.'
i As by the aid of th® god-sent Htatogmetic ;
I Medicines I recovered from the verm of ]
the prove and was able to do considerable 1
l of my housework in ninety days. Well, I
1 we pot TV. Jordan’s medicine for our little
l«oy and his reason returned and so did
1 his health, anil in two months from first
1 taking his medicine he went to school.
• W> are convinced ns is everyone who has
1 med the unprecedented Histogenetic
1 VfedHnes, that it accomplishes the ap
parently imposaibls, and that to compare
them to nil li e other medicines Is like
i comparing bright snnllpht to Egyptian
darkness. Macoi:*. McDaniel.
Edmund, Washington.
I have hern nick for the la*t 15 yearn,
with a complication of diseases. Rhen-!
mat lain and kidney troubles were very j
ha.!. bat heart disesae \ru the word of'
all. Many time* I thought I would not!
survive It. The sharp. n/onixlng pain in
my heart would take my breath and
make mo dizny. I had to catch at things
to keep from fall in?. In fact, laas an I
utter wieck. I lr;~l doctors in Terra |
Haute, Tndi »rn, Bloomington, Ottomwa,!
Chariton end Purlington—allonnth’c, \
: homeopathic, and every other kind of
doctors. They naed batteries, hatha, and
all manner rnd kin-la of nasty tasting
1 drugs, hut I received no benefit nt nil. I
‘ yave it up In disgust. Ever}' doctor told
me another t:*la* to what he thonght
i was tho matter with me, but that did
1 not cure me. Going to Seattle, I heard of
nothlnz hut the nowHistogenetic System
and of I)r. J. Eugene .lonian, ita author,
j Having tried all the old, I concluded to
try the new, and after a few weeks’ use
i of the above medicine I completely recov
, riel. Tide waa last Octol«r, and I have
i**en able to attend to my duties ever
! since. I make this statement from grnti
tu-Ie to Dr. Jordan and the Hiatogenetic
I ayatem, and also from a spirit of sympa
’ thy for kindred humanity.
JOHRTII PgKKIXOTOK.
Wanghtcr, Washington. !
My boy, ten room old, was broken
down with rheumatism. Ilia limits were!
all distorted out of shape from the bane
ful effect; be suffered great agony, and |
could not turn in bed. The wont of all
his heart was ineatly effected from it and
H almost stopped hia breath. We gave
him up, also did our neighbors. Asa,
last resort I went to Dr. J. Eugene Jor
dan, whose n.allcine performed appar
ently impossible cures in our nci.dilom.
After giving my loy those me Heines for
three weeks ho entirely recovered, his
lirnlis all straightened out again, and he
is perfectly well in every way. That was
ten months ago. As for myself !
had an injury to n.y finger which turned
into carris < f the hone. Peveral doctors
wore employed, hut the result waa that
the bone kept «.u eating away. At. last
they rood a led that In order to saw (h?
hand the fii./er had to bo amputated. I
l<ethou .lit Myself to l>r. Jordan, obtained
his m»d;«-i i«, and in two weeks’ lime it
cured fhr I one disease and I retained try
finger. I low much suff.rin • and expense
wo might have saved had weknoAnof
the HUto euetic Medicine »nd lir. J. Eu
gene Jor'.in. "mow.v
My daughter, Mm. K. Richard, Pter
ling, Wah’ngtoof, was pretty bad with
consumption, bleeding from tlie lungs,
and coujjb generally charm terisl’ • ..f the
: dreaded malady. The disease »as of floor
j y**nm’ stundio r. I *T.n»e to l>r. J, En,rne
i Jordan, my dc.nghter lielng too frehle to
, come. She took lh« medicine n week r.n 1
i she liejnn to feel better, end in about two
j month' time from first taking th rr.ed:«
i ci le sir' had intlrely recover. I.
J. K. Smith.
OATTIOS.—The Hlaio-enetic modi*
cinos if** aoid in but one a jenry in each
tow n. The lidiel around the Imltlc I ears
the fudov ring inscription : * Vr.J. Rgpa*
I tyrdrn’s HlutOijmftic Medicine.” liver. -
other devi. e is * fraud.
C, I*. Oano.sole a/rnt for Dr. Jordan's
Hlato vuat : f Me li ’no. Mr. Qsno ban
beeft np|K)*.nte*l in place of Mr. (i. \V,
Cafty* who.*-' connection with Dr. Jordan
an-1 the llh-togenetir Meduhtes have
cea-el. M< dUlnc depot at May’* dry
goals store.
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:•» /CUES AIVOINING TUB HOLTON TRACT, WEST OF THE CITY.
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UV have »i large IU of iYnnertta west of town, *litre gnat development will
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Goodwin & Pugsley,
OVER rnWT NATIONAL BANK.
JAS. KESLING,
Blacksmith & Wagonmaker,
NORTH FRONT STREET, NORTH YAKIMA, W. T.,
Has concluded to reduce the price of Horse-
| Shoeing to SI per horse for New Shoes, all
around, and all other work in proportion.
A First-class Workman now has charge of
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i not stay on for one month they will be Reset
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“The Old Reliable,”
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In Mill to »*» found “doing boninemi at the old aUnd,” on Yaklnm Avenue,
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CVmstatinn e. ■
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Kmlirocing nil the latent novelties in Ladies' Wear.
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