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The Yakima Herald.
Volume I.
TOB YAM HERALD.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
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Attorneys at Law.
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eonrts of U>e territory. L_
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CATON A PARRISH,
Attorneys at Law.
JT'WIII practice In all the Courts of the terrl
torj. OOce on Pint Street, oppoelte the Court
House. North Yakima W. T. I.
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REAVIS, MIRES A GRAVES,
Attorneys at Law.
El practice .» all Courts of the Territory.
,Mention fives to all U. 8. land office
Offices at North Yakima and Ellent
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North Yakima I
ALLEN, WHITSON A PARKER,
Attorneys at Law.
in First National Bank BnlkUng.
8. O. MORFORD,
Attorney at Law,
Practices in all Courts in the Territory. *s
ueeial attention to Colleetlona
up stairs in Hill Block. North Yakima
a 3. BILL, H. D. wm. 0. COB, H. D.
HILL A 00E,
Physicians, Surgeons ul iccoacheus.
Office Bouib-8 UU Mi m..2U1l 4 p.m. and
7 till 8 o’clock p. m.
over ABou A Chapsaan’e drug stora
T. B. GUNN,
Physician ft Surgeon.
OBes la Pint National Bank, flnt door up
slain. Rolen to W. A.Cosand Bshelmaa Bios ;
olio, to any eltlssn of Memphis, Mo. •
ELMER B. HEO, M. D.,
Physician and Surgeon.
OMea boon from 10 a. m. until IS; 4 until
S p. m.. aad 8, until 9 p.m.
tSSSiSB/OKr****"- Rwl
0. M. GRAVES,
DENTIST.
All work In my line flnt-elan. Local anesthet
ics used to extract teeth without pain. No
<b Bank.
MISCELLANEOUS..
Fire Wood ft Draylng.
I also run two dnys..snd am prepared to do
J, M, STOUT,
FORWARDING AND COUUIBBION.
a
mm-Tha handling of Yakima Produce for
PMelSound Markets a Specialty.
a ~*
U. KEPPLER,
City Scavenger,
NORTH YAKIMA, .... WASH.
Headquarten at Tucker's Livery Stable, on
Prwt AH orden promptly attended to.
A. P. SWITZER,
Contractor and Builder,
wSSSSSie 9
Aid Aoeordlig to Atnerat
Bsrassscs: Pint Van Basket Monk Tskbaa.
ones, sp slain is Open Hews. OAeahoan,
4 U»|.a.
MILKI MILKI
16 Quit MeO fir SIOO.
88 ota. per Gtallon.
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111 Ulk Gunitad Pm ul Clmi.
Will MImUU TWIN M Mr.
W. W. GARDNER,
cets mares aaisT. menu takima. w. t.
n NATIONAL BANI
of North Yakima.
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V. L. eratinvM, CMfelar.
NBianuiinminam
top al hb bdnigi it latataaUe lata.
r An wiamm on tub Dxroam.
A HOCTVBNB.
Tbs mas Is deemed unfortunate
Who, lu the vlnter wild,
Must walk the door at night to hash
A child
But greater misery knows ka
Who. )ast aa he begins
To dream, must rise and doth# same
With twins. _
TOCWffi MMMVAB.
Oh. young Lochlnvar has come out to the wost;
On all the wild bronchos his seat was ths hast;
Ha was counted o whooper, well skilled to lift
ha'r—
A wild man from Way back was young Loch
invar I
Bo would crash s wild esyuso with s grip of
hiskaoca:
Bo won boas o’sr the mat of the oowboja with
eaee;
There was nothing could fast him, for nothing
could sear*
Such a roarer and shooter as young Lochlnvar,
Ha's coma out of the west, to tho city he’s eorne;
He’s walked into the bar-room, and suddenly
mom
Ara the drinkers; they whisper; Turns better
by far
To hasp clear of such tenon aa young Loch-
Invar I*’
Oh. Young Lochlnvar hoe made patent bis gait;
He’s announced he's n killer from KiUervlllo
straight!
And ha’s called thorn all-up la a lino to lbs her;
“You’ll drink with mo, follows!” sold young
Lochlnvar.
Oh. a pallid young man declined to take more.
And the young Lochlnvar has demander his goral
Bs proposes with bullets the body to mar
Of tho reckless iasulter, does young Lochlnvar!
Oh, young Lochlnvar has had no time to draw
Whan something has caught him Just under the
Jaw—
And it's floorwsrd he’s gone with a sickening Jar,
Knocked out in two seconds is young Lochlnvar I
Thera is hustling and bustling and opening a
door,
And ths cow-boy Is dragged o’er tho sawdusty
Boor;
He’s oat on the sidewalk, and much below par
Is the slock of the terrible young Lochlnvar!
Tie Cate Sernat
Among the best of the many arithmet
ical ingenuities is that of the dishonest
servant. His master had bought thirty
two bottles of wine, which he caused to
be placed in the cellar by the servant in
such a manner as to count nine bottles on
every side, counting on the line of the
sides of the bin thus:
:I7 1 :
:7 7 :
•I 7 1 :
But the servant managed, despite this
precaution, to steal twelve bottles—that
is, four on three separate occasions; and
yet, when the master counted he found
nine bottles on each side, according to his
orighial plan of detecting the fraud.
Now, how did the ingenious thief re
arrange the bottles so ss to stand the
test?
He rearranged them in the following
manner:
First Visit. Second Visit. Third Visit.
:2ft3::88 8 : : 4 I 4 :
:ft ft: :s 8 : :i 1 :
2 6 2- 3 3 3. : 4 I 4 |
ctunfiniVLAii a um.
k itaniMc lamtivc.
[From the Tombstone, A. T., Epitaph.]
Colonel BUI Blair, our well known cor
oner, departed this morning lor the back
country, on a brief sojourn. Bill was ac
companied by a well filled valise and a
quart bottle, and will doubtless have an
enjoyable trip. Bon voyage, BUI.
[From the some paper, next day.]
Colonel Bill Blair will not leave until
Unlay. He had intended to start yester
day, as was announced in the Epitaph
last night, but—well, he did get outside
of the fire limits, but be fortunately dis
covered that his bottle was empty and re
turned to town for supplies. Bill’s friends
will bid him farewell Unlay.
(From the Phoenix, A. T., itaseo.]
We enjoyed a pleasant call Unlay from
Colonel William Blair, the popular coro
ner of our neighboring city of Tombstone.
There is plsnty of fun in BUI, and if he
were to sit on our corpse we would surely
come to life again. BUI was given a wet
reception last night at Slippery Jim’s. To
the credit of Tombstone, be out drank
every man in the place. This included
General Hillslogger, and our readers
know that the general Is no slouch him
self..
[From the Prescott, A. T., Boomer.]
The op town stage last night from Phce
nix brought Into our midst Colonel Bill
Blab, coroner of the town of Tombstone.
Colonel Blab was on our streets fe>4ay,
meeting some of the leading citisens in
friendly converse. He is not in the best
of health, we are sorry to learn.
[From the Yuma, A. T., Howler.]
Bill Blair, of Tombatone, coroner of
that place, la In town for « brio! aojoorn.
Ha vaa aick laat night, but «aa able la
moat a law (Honda at tba Uiner'a Retreat
Ihla morning.
(From the OIK A. T.. Sguelchtr.]
Old Bin Blair, of Toobatooe, vaa In
town yiaterday. BUI la oonoar da /aofa,
and va won Id ad vino him to ait on him
aatt.
(Item the Tom baton., A. T., EyttUr.]
Ctoaaayed Blair, a tongfa oft. of Tomb
alone, paaaail through Toceon laat night
oo hla way home. The vigilance com
mittee wee at the depot.
[ltem the Tombetone, A. T.. Epitaph.)
BUI Blair la back. Be la a little off
color, having dept in the Jog laat night,
hot wUI he able to man me hie dntlaa aa
coroner to-morrow. Oor readarewill dnd
Bill at the old atand, ready to paaa Judg
ment on able-bodied atiffb with neatoeee
and diapatch.
NORTH YAKIMA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY, THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 1889.
WATEBSOITS GOOD WORDS.
Kentucky's Democratic Sage Approves
Harrison's nomination
Tlm Mplematle Boloctlomo Hlfkljr
Cammosied-Tke Fiseldom« Wet
ting In Astmlo Party Work In
Um Way at Apfelatanta
Henry Watterson, the democratic apos
tle of Kentucky, sod the editor of the
Louisville Couriefloumaljuja editorially
of Harrison's diplomatic appointments:
There la no denying that the adminis
tration la getting In some very astute po
litical and party work in its appointments
to office. With the exceptions of Wane
maker and Tanner, Mr. Harrison, whilst
selecting active and orthodox republicans,
of the most pronounced description, hsa
shocked no popular or moral sensibility,
but hsa rather impressed the country
with the idea that he la a clear headed,
well intentioned man, working with great
intelligence within his own party lines.
The batch of
DIPLOMATIC BOMIBATIOBa
sent to the senate yesterday completes
the list of foreign places of importance to
be filled, and though containing some
surprises it will on the whole give pretty
general satisfaction. The nomination of
Robert Lincoln as minister to England is
at once a surprise and a ten stroke. Taken
in connection with Fred Grant for Vienna,
it conveys an appeal to the young repub
licans of the period which cannot fail to
have its effect. Both these eons of illus
trious sires are American gentlemen with
out reproach and fully qualified person
ally and officially to represent the coun
try handsomely and adequately in the old
world. In bringing the Journalism of the
party to the front and stimulating that
important branch of the party service, the
president shows both wisdom and aa
gacity.
xo arms mama to fbabcb
could hare been found in any walk of
life than Whitelaw Reid, and no fitter
consul general to London than John C.
New. Now we hare Murat Halstead to
Germany and Tborndyke Rice to Russia.
Mr. Rice is the editor of the North Amiri
can Review, a man of many accomplish
ments and large fortune, whose knowl
edge of European life and affairs id very
great, and has not been obtained by the
sacrifice of Americanism. The selection
of Mr. Halstead for Berlin is a particu
larly happy one. He is already well known
to Germans. In the Franco-German war
he was the companion and guest of Von
Moltke, met the great chancellor famil
iarly and often, and wUI be no stranger
to the court to which be is accredited. He
is personally both a handsome and bril
liant man, and wUI appear nowhere with
out distinction.
THI BEST OS THE AITOOmiEIffS
•re all in the same line, particularly that
of Patrick Eagan, which at this moment
moat be very gratifying to the Irish on
both sides of the water. It costa os noth
ing to say these things. The contest be
tween the democratic and republican par
ties for years hence will turn upon irrec
oncilable antagonisms oI opinion. In
the meantime it is of interest to all men
to hare the business of the country, par*
ticularly our representation abroad in the
hands of capable and good men, as it can
never be of interest to any patty to raise
false personal issues or deny politically
that measure of Justice which socially no
one would think of withholding. All the
appointments we have named are indi
vidually excellent, and from a purely par
tisan standpoint made with admirable
discretion and keen foresight.
Mfcf tf lu.
The Pasco Headlight has befn shining
with an especially effulgent gleam of late
which gives bankable reasons lor believ
ing that Col. Muncy has at last knocked
out bis dread adversary—rheumatism—
and is himself once more. His latest ten
strike, which Is entitled “Destiny of
Man,” is given below:
Man that is born of woman Is of but
lew days, lew dollars and many debts.
He riaeth up to-day like a mushroom,
and tomorrow the undertaker has him in
an icebox.
Hegoethto Yakima and they aaon
him that the capital will be located then,
be buyeth considerable real estate and
Paaoo getteth away with the prise.
He is noted for his obecnrity and bis
heart orerfloweth with emptyneea.
He patteth on good clothes, and they
say "behold the dode.”
He puttsth on modast dotbes and they
aay, "behold, poverty aUdsth with
him."
He oonmeratath the advantage, of hla
town and they aay, "he lie. and the troth
la no* la him.”
Ha dwallath la the Bonae of a ainner
and bomweth 60 centa of hla neighbor to
taka in tba flaotlvaL
Ha goath ont la the morning warbling
like a lark and ainlitb the bank teller
wttb a right draft for *74.
Ha goath to taka hla beat girl to the
lector, and behold the aialar vantath to
aoooaaiauij them.
Ria creditora do not lorgat him and hia
motber-in-Uv boyootlath him cot.
The baniater of Ufa la faU of apllntara
and ha alidath down it with pm* rapid
ity.
Be inveatath »7 in EDenabargh laUroad
atock and the ache me fatllath to malarial
ha.
Be weald Bn in a brown atone boom
and keeps colored coachman; bat nhl
ho la not built that way.
He woold run away from hie creditors,
bat the train he la on runneth Into a big
brihdle steer and Is derailed.
He getteth on the train without a ticket
and telleth the conductor to carry him to
beU, and he is pot off at Waßnla.
In the autumn he putteih on his winter
breeches, and a wasp that abideth in them
fllleth him with woe.
He goetb to the fair and betteth hie
money on the pay hone, and the brown
mare with one white hind loot winneth.
He goeth to Walla Walla to eee a friend,
reqoeeteth a tone on the piano, and get
teth pat oat the other door.
He runneth seventeen blocks with two
heavy gripsacks to catch the boat, and it
pulletb out as he reacheth the dock.
He giveth $46.35 for a watch dog, and
when he cometb home lata from the lodge
the dog treeth him and aitteth beneath
him till rosy mom.
He marrieth a rich habeas with a wart
on her nose and the next day her pater
nal ancestor goeth under with few assets
and great liabilities and cometh home to
live with his beloved eon-in-law.
He cometh to Pasco, buyeth 17 lots, la
appointed janitor of the cspltol building,
and liveth in peace and happiness.
UK ifCHTTP WHY.
A Tragedy ia Tit Ado.
Dramatis persorm— Narcisee Boulanger,
a writer; Mrs. Boulanger a widow; Mr.
Spader Chuwel, an undertaker; Post
man.
ACT I.
[Time, February, 1889. Place, New
York. Scene, a poorly furnished room
down town. Mrs. Boulanger at wash-tub.
Enter Naidaee Boulanger, aged 20, her
fawn-like eyes hopping gaily in the sock
ets.)
. Narcisee—Oh, mother, mother, its ac
cepted, its accepted!
Mrs. Boulanger—What's accepted?
Narcisse—My story. Listen. [Reads.]
“Year story, ‘How Mary Spent 61. Pat
rick’s Day/ baa been accepted for tbe
Merry Sprite, and a check will be sent
yon on publication. With thanks for
your courtesy, we are, Eds. Merry Sprite .’’
Isn't it splendidl And of course they’ll
print it next month, because it is about
Bt. Patrick’s Day 1 I suppose I’ll get fifty
dollars for it
Mrs. Boulanger—Heaven be praised!
We are saved. [Embraces Mardsse. Cur
tain.]
ACT XI.
[Fifty years are supposed to have
elapsed. Scene, interior of a hovel in
Three Hundred and Forty-Eighth street.
New York. Miss Narcisse Boulanger, an
old woman, lying on a rude cot Enter
Undertaker Chuwel.]
Undertaker— Good morning, Miss Bou
langer. You sent lor me, and lam here.
Narcisse (feebly)—Oh, you’ve come at
last! As you see, I’m at death’s door;
but too feeble to push it open, or better
still—l’m too poor to par the admission
fee. (Laughs faintly.) What’s your low
est price for a funeral?
Undertaker (kindly)—l can’t do It for
leas than three dollars, ma’am.
Narcisse (despairingly)— Alas! then I
must linger on. I have but twenty-five
cents.
Undertaker (turning to go>—l’m sorry,
ma’am; but “business is geechafl.”
[Moves toward door.]
(Knock at door. Enter postman.]
Postman—Here’s a letter for yon,
ma’am. [Exit postman.]
Narcissi Oh, wait, Mr. Chnwel, until
I read thi% letter. It may be what I’m
expecting. [Undertaker comes back.]
Narcisse (opening letter and reading)—
“Dear Miss Boulanger: Your story,‘How
Mary Spent fit Patrick’s Day,’ sent ns
some time ago, and unavoidably crowded
out until now, is printed in the St. Pat
rick’s Day isaoe of the Merry Sprite. We
inclose check for three dollars, and with
thanks are, yours truly, Eds. Merry
Sprite lt’s come at last—what there is
of it. Take H, Mr. Chnwel. Now I can
afford to die. [Dies.]
Undertaker (wildly)—By heaven, she
didn’t indorse it! [Stabs himself-dies.
Curtain.] .
lay tie (Mur.
Bury the croaker out In tbe wood* in •
bountiful hoi* in tbe ground, where the
woodpecker pocks and the bumblebee
bum! and tbe straddle-bog straddles
around. Ho i* no good to thi* city
of posh—loo unpractical, stingy and
died; hot bo want* the who)* earth
and all ol ite crust, and the stats that
shine orerbaad. Then hustle him
off to the bumble bee’s roost, and
bury him deep in tbo ground; he’s no
nee to oo hero—gst him out ol tbo way,
and make room lor a man that Is sound.
A note inraaeneaue
Is oos which is guanotosd to bring you
satisfactory results, or. In earn ol failure,
a return ol purchase price. On this safe
plan yon can buy hem our eduartieod
draggtat a bottle ol Dr. King's How Din
surety lor Oonaomptlou. It la guaran
teed to bring relief in retry case, when
aaad for any affection ol throat, luagtar
tjpo of lunp, bronchitis, asthma, whoop
ing cough, croup, ole., ate. It Is plsae
*nt —>ii igrMtblt to tnU| perfectly **fe,
and eon Always be depended upon. Trial
bottle* free at O. B. Bushnell’*.
—Alfalfa aeedaat tbe LZ.L •
—RemnaaU in embrotdiri— at tbe L
X. Li •
OREGON’S SEA SERPENT.
Built of lie “BenW'i" Imuck li
m»o-
A Wmhm lmu Hfira et WhlchOngM
BmHi< i I BnlUtlc BttcrlftlM
Vna ikt Pm •« aUrafkk
Camifif t.
Cobvalus, OftxooN, March 24,1889.
Editob llkkald:—l have received your
zoological communication deairing espe
cial information regarding the fabulous
hydra that now reclines on its ventral
section in a carbohydrated solution in an
arsenal on that part of Commercial street,
in the dty of Corvallis, which is nearest
the Occident. *
Hercules hibernated a happy man; bis
last somniferous condition was one to be
admired. He paand from this mundane
sphere to the abode of the gods with the
greatest composure imaginable. His ter
restrial existence might well be compared
with that of a Newfoundland puppy only
eight days old. He had the belief of the
entire populace concurring in his views
in the idea that be had extinguished the
hydra—the terror of the land-lubber as
well as the old tar of those colonial days.
But, ye gods and little fishes I were he to
come down from the elysian fields to
night and open bis eyes to-morrow, the
ninth day of his probationary state, in
Henkle A Bier’s ammunition parlors, be
would certainly wilt like a cabbage plant
that had been attacked by a grub worm,
in the hot sun. lam confident he would
return to bia old friend, Neptune, and de
mand an immediate settlement—or else
he would sneak off to Canada for a va
cation. >
Pull many a fern of parett rap wrens
The dark, nn fathomed caves of ocean bear;
Poll many a soal, with instinct keen.
Is dally seeking this sea-serpent rare. (Anon.)
To the ancient toiler* of the deep, this
fabulous acanthropterygian monster was
a holy terror. In the minds of the Im
aginative Greeks, many conjectures were
made regarding its immensity. Many had
attacked It and been immediate digested;
but when it assaulted Hercules, it soon
found out that it had bit off more than It
could chaw. One glance at its assailant’s
eye, and its alimentary canal was imme
diately inverted, and tbe flow of gastric
and pancreatic Juice paraliaed it, ao to
•peak, for the time being.
But the serpent of to-day la not so easily
influenced In its actions towards genut
homo. It does not flee from the wrath to
come like a hen coop in a cyclone, prob
ably because we have no Hercules to bring
into tbe arena, and, since Sullivan’s igno
minious defeat, we are are at a loss to find
one who can adequately compromise
with its royal highness whether it shall
be Marquis of Queenabnry or the Ameri
can Chib that shall predominate in a set
to with soft gloves and bare knuckles.
But lam begging tbe qncetion. Rats is
s phrase common to all Americana; but
the very name of a sea serpent startles the
natives round about quits a scope of
country, varying directly as tbe square of
the distance, and tbe one now In position
for tbe public to feaat their eyes on is a
treat, and don’t forget to mention It. He
<T) Is a monstrosity, tbe length thereof
being about four cubits and tbe height at
rear of head being about one and one-half
bands, little more or leas be the same.
His #ge la unknown, but Judging from
tbe number of teeth which are in hla
mouth, be mu* be a lew days younger
than Noah or Sham were at tbe time of
their departure. The head resembles that
of tbe antiquated mud cat, and, as tbe ice
of many winters has settled on hia brow
sod eye-lsahea, hia eyes bsve become
deep tested, end when he appears to look
at yon, his gsae is not unlike that of s
condemned game-cock after tbe tourna
ment above referenced. Hia optical organs
have not their youthful vigor, owing prob
ably to tbe effect of his present bath. The
ears have not yet produced an effect on
me, as they are Incompetent, irrelevant,
and not of tbe lames of this cats. Tbe
characteristic of hia acanthopterygian na
ture extend from tbe brow of his cranium
to the extremity of bis posterior Append
age; at intervals, midway between his
ventral and dorsal segments, there ex
tends a row of indentations which resem
ble the port-holes on tbe Spanish armada.
Those rays of light which are visible on
hia sides are the greeniah-grav of the
spectrum, but the belly is without color.
Words are inadequate to delineate the
wonderful combinations of this mam of
fleab, bone and cartilage. Yon have but
to see to believe, and If ypu will believe
whit you Me, yon in O. K. I tun 000-
Imod with tho owners o( thii saline mon
ster, iad they My tint ■ million bn boou
nloiod lor it. Now. lim not ■ "Count
ol Moot* Cristo,” to when ho saidmillior
I olid out* for 1 was boated, ind did not
wioh to exhibit my financial inedibility.
Yoon truly, E. E. Wnaox,
P. B.—Tbe tact of tbe business is that
this low), baast at burthen, or whsteror
it is, resembles tbe common tab H-*0
mud feline. Just imagine the last named
article to bo about six feat long and with
a hand ala laches through, the body taper
ing off from tbe head to the tail, with a
hldsous daath-Uke look, and I think yon
will barn a pretty fair photograph ol Em
said sen serpent. II yon are really in
earnest about purchasing it, 1 will find
out the market nine of tbe thing and In
form yon. I euppooe the price will ha
pretty high, as yon know then is no com
petition in that lino ol groceries.
A Revised Tariff
It seeming likely that the aenate tariff
bill may fall of paanga, the following is
submitted as a substitute measure:
English comedians S6OO per lb.
English noblemen
(impoverished and
matrimonial) SSOO per lb. 1 per
cent, ad valorem.
English accents Free.
English swells (gen
uine) Free.
English swells (cock
ney and Prince of
Wales set) S6OO per lb.
English men’s gar
ments (misfit and
other) Prohibited.
English trained serv
ants Prohibited.
Italian laborers S2O per thousand.
Italian laborers, dirt
oo $3 per lb. lOperoant.
ad valorem.
Italian organ-grind
ers SSOO per lb.
Italian organ-grind
ers, monkeys of. ..$2 per lb. 20 per cent.
ad valorem.
Italian counts, mar
quiaea, popes, and
.» - _t it■
ooges rrounmo.
Russian novels SOOO per volume.
Russian names and •
titles JO etc. per mile.
Jews. Polish $1 per bead bounty.
Jews, English and
ro-lraported $6 per lb.
Jews, diamonds on. .$1 per lb.
Irish agitators Prohibited.
Irish domestic serv
ants (Castle Gar
den brand 1000 per coat ad va
lorem.
Irish mole cousins of
same Prohibited.
Irish willing to run
American politica.slo per head bounty.
German Umburger. .Prohibited.
German beer Free.
German Wagner mu
sicians SBOOO per lb.
German Fraakfnrt
era $lO per yd., 10 par
cent, ad valorem.
German street bands. Prohibited.
German dogs $8 per yard.
Immigrants,ignorantslo per head bounty.
Immigrants, panpar .$lO per head bounty.
Immigrants,insane .$lO per head bounty.
Immigrants, ignor
ant, pauper, and
insane AMO per head bounty.
Immigrants, anar
chistic and social
istic SIOO per head bounty.
Immigrants, clergy
men actors,artiste,
and skilled labor
ers Prohibited.
Foreign reprints of
American books. .Free.
Works of Art SOOO per aq. in., SBOO
per oa., and 9000
percent ad valo
nuMauM now.
In Pari* towns of nettle green ere worn
with doll blue eeahee.
Very “loud stripes end plsids are now
permisssble where striking effects are de
sired.
A new tint of crashed strawberry prom
ises to be s greet Iseorits. It is softer in
tons than tbs original shades.
With empire and directolre gowns Marls
Antoinette fichus of white or colored
linen will be worn this summer.
The most stylish handkerchiefs are fin
ished with a deep hern, shore which is a
dainty derice in drawn work or an inser
tion of real lace.
The newest tints in millinery are Eng
lish rose, magnolia, anemone pink, wis
teria, lily-leaf green, oak heart, summer
sky, and opaL
London costumers Indulge in daring
color combinations. Such
as green and tan, torqnois and amber,
old rose and pale green, lily leaf and bis
cuit, peach and amethyst, are frequent
Dress shoes are slightly pointed at the
toes and are cut down deep indront. They
hare plain pompadour heels. A narrow
strap runs through an oblong buckle of
French brilliants and holds the shoe orer
the instep.
Col. Howlett's Future
Ills stated upon food authority that
Col. L. B. Hewlett, of Yakima, baa been
tendered and Is considering the acceptance
of aa tan postant position in
with the Seattle, Lake Shore * Eastern
railroad. Col. Hewlett la receiver of the
United States land office at Yakima, bat
his raooeeaor, a son of Senator Vases, of
North Carolina, has been appointed and
confirmed lor that office and will perhaps
soon arrive and take chaise. The Beattie,
Lake Shorn A Eastern wIU secure a
strong, popular man if CoL Howlett en
ters npon doty in connection therewith.—
Seattle Buiftl ,
let leafy te Me hr Lin.
Ha—Will yon marry mat
She—Wait a minute. (Exit. Reap
pearing with a shotgun.) Hold np your
hands! Higher yeti lam sorry to say.
Hr. Brown, that I can only be a sister to
yon. Yon most pardon my seemiagiy
rads conduct, bat so many young woman
are getting killed nowadays by rejected
suitors that I thought a IHtH precaution
would not be out of place.— Tm* Emm
Number 10.
Mkifcrfrflb Uftan ml kvtf
TccrcH <4a
Bi IHOT*
“Who is the new man on the facet ?**
Tban waa no umr. Non* of the
officers assembled at headquarters know
anything concerning him, except that tho
Inspector bad bronchi him la quietly a
few evenings betore and iatrodaead him
aa Sergeant Fatchem.
The strange inappropristeness of such
a name lor a detecttre had attack than at
once; but tbs new man had gone to work
without a word, aa it thoroughly familiar
with hia dotiea, and bla drat Job had boon
the arreat ol a burglar whom ha ou*ht
In the act and orcrpowsrsd, bringing him
to the station alone, despite the tact that
the prisoner waa a burly, powerful follow,
nearly twice the alaa of hia oaptor.
Ktwry day rises hia accaaoiao to tho
lores he bad slgnsliaad himself by aome
unheard of exploit Ha had diaoonasd a
nest of coontoiMtm, inwUd nd pot in
jail a hitherto QoiusjMctod
whose attic waa full of dynamite bomba,
and located a hank embassies who had
eluded the police for two whole years.
All this he had done, aa a matter of
course, and had Helmed impaeslruly to
the encomiums parsed upon his singular
skill and adroitness. The other mam
bas of tho detect! re corps hapn to grow
Jealous, and a watch waa put upon his
actions.
He hid bo difficulty ia eroding them
in the performance o( hie duty, but they
mede the dieooreey that he wee cloeeted
with the inepeetor far about dm minntee
every Monday morning.
The moat diligent effort failed to die
cover the object of thcee ooalmoeee, ii
each they were, far no mnyerontlMi be
tween the chief and the new detective
ever ranched the earn of the lietenera on
the ootalde. On Monday Boning, im
mediately alter one of three eecret Inter
viewe, Hergeant Fetchem wan naan to
leave the office and hoard an ootwerd
hoand train.
He waa not aeon again during the week.
Monday morning coma and ha had not
vet tamed op. The inepeetor woe viribly
nneaay. "If hr ia not hue In lea than
an boor all ia IcatChn muttered m hn
glanced at bin watch, and wont to thn
door and looked up and down thn etraet.
It no mowing forlornly. Meed with n
redden impnlae, be hailed a riming cnb
and woe driven rapidly to n railway atm
don in the enhnrbn, reaching it Joel in
time to get aboard a train coining Into
the city. Aa he ■dared Ufa famtwd deer
of the car be raw a man rapidly go oat
through the rear door, jump off the train
and disappear in the >-m—"»g enow
•tone. With a cry of diamay, the in
apector raehed down the a tele. Whin
hail-way through the car be etopped and
deniy. In one of the eemnwaa thn wo
tionleea figure of ntcgianl Fetchem. It
woe in a ball erect poaiden, with one arm
extended. The eyre worn goring into
vacancy, with a lack of Innfar eapriaritn
'Too later ercUhnad the inepeetor Ut
terly. “Fifty thoneand dollnra genii
That man who left the oar a moment *0
waaThaeott." The peoaengara crowded
around. They explained that thn we
grant, a lew min atm bafoen, had made a
sudden hut apparently wank rifait to
faaten himmH with a chain to hk prie
oner, but the latter had quickly riaan and
grappled with him. The sergeant hod
nearly enoceeded in bin dmlgn when end
deniy he seemed to stiffen. Hia grasp
relaxed, hie ana remained anlriiunhnd. n
glassy look come into bin eyoe and bin
whole frame remained mothmlme The
prisoner broke away from him and wee
oat o# the ear before the spectator! had
recovered from their surprises
Such wee the story they told the hr
specter.
“What la the matter with the ofleert
la be dead r they faaphad.
“He hoe run down I 1 * Mowed the in
epector. “Fool, idiot that I wen not to
have met him et one etetlan beyond hat I
Tbie detective," he explained, "won n
conning piece of machinery. It look Ed
lean one year to mennfactoiu him, and I
paid him 110,000. Ha warned oea that It
I aver failed to wind him up at a regular
hoar ha would ha. rained. fltrgeent
FOtchem ww a wren-day detective. I
wound him up w aaual loot Monday
morning and emit him ont to wmch lor
Taacott. I might have known,” he ad
ded Utterly, "tbit U he hadn't ought
him he would hove reported on than Thfa
failure in on owing in my neglect. The
oott'e gone again now, and heTI atoy
gone!”
The inepeetor leaked long and mourn
fully at the wonderful and coetly piece of
mecblnery, now ruined faeuvar.
"Htaaee wooden fffarilve.” hn arid,
"but he ww worth e douen of the eeffinary
kind.—Ofaepe THhmt.
1 W|iwM IngQf
The Colfax Ccmmener decant warn
over-wen pinned with thn eppefatmwti
far thie Unitary, Judging hum the fci
lowing:
"Oovenor Moere, seorhbolder fa thn
Northern Pacific railroad company! Chief
Jortice Heafcrd, attorney ter theHbrthen
Podge railroad company! Collector et
Cnatome Bradrimw, detect eendUege uf
the Northern Pnd«c intend oompepL.
and— Go on with lbs Uslplfr. JflBP
What's the matter with having Paul
Schulse for U. 8. attorney, McNaaght to
U. 8. marshal, and the Ml of the boy*
i sgtolara aad m2mb al kndoOoae!"