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The Yakima Herald. Volume I. THE MBA HERALD. MEED I COE, Proprietors. ■wn nni Tai nut. »2.00 PER ANNUif, IN ADVANCE. UnriU* bid I>M JfflkitiM. E.M.Rud. Editor and BosiMMMuaCd. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. osoaea roasaa. w. j.milbot. t. ■. howlett. a. a. nitaov. TURNER, HILROY A HOWLETT, Attorney* at Ijiw. MOUTH YAKIMA, WAIH. •* "TBwtaai! ass*" - Special attention to making mil paper, far Settlert, and lo Land Contests. ■. T. CATOS, I L. c. rAßßisn, Spngu*. | North Yakima ; CATON A PARRIBH, Attorneys at Law. practice in all the Courts of the terri tory. Ottee on Fir* Bticrt. opposite the tfourt House. North Yaklm*. W. T. I* . H. T. BNIVEI.Y, Pr«(eitia{ UUm) br filial ud littitu (Mitin, ui Attorney at Law. rtM-offlc* with County Treaanrer,, at the Court House. North Yakima. Will practice In all the court* of th* territory and U. A. land office*. t . B. REAVIB. I A. MIRER. | Ci B. CHAVES REAVIS, MIRES A GRAVES, Attorney* at Law. practice In all Courts of the Territory Special attention given Ip nil U. 8. land ortcc business. Offices at North Yakima and Ellens burgh. W. T. »• EDWARD WHITSON, I '"J.*,? 1 rssu parerr, Walla Walla. North Yakima. I ALLEN, WHITSON A PARKER, Attorneys at Law. in Fir* National Bank Building. 8. O. MORFORD, Attorney at Law, Practice* In all Court* In the Territory. K«- serial attention to Collection!. iMßce «p aUln In Hill Block. North Yakima. wm. a. cob, s. o. s. s.hso. «. n. • COE A HEQ, Pkyslcius, Surgeons end Accoucheurs. Oflloc Hour*—Still 10*. tn .'.’till 4p. m. and ! T tIUS o'clock p. m. ggf OBce over Allen A Chapman'* dra< atore. O. M. GRAVES, DENTIST. S! VA VaSSaPaairMB - SS .•wars#;s National Bank. MISCELLANEOUS. Fire Wood A Draying. 1 al*o ran two draya, and am prepared to do I hauling at reaaonable Agsrea. j An Economical Fence j I HAVE now tbe eole right for Yakima conn *tr for one o* the Ipat wire feneca ester pat ff B TEt! KIABLE AD (KIP. Wire end awehlno (or making on band. Thoee wishing to build fences should raU on me. j. M. STOAT, Weet Bide of Track. IT. KEPPTaKH, City Scavenger, NORTH YAKIMA, - - • - WASH. Headqaarten at Tnckefc Livery Stable, on Front atiaet All oidete promptly attended to. Chargee moderate. .AJitHiium Dairy. 1 am now prepared to fnrnlsh families with rwre Milk from the Ahtannm Dairy. SlimCIM ■*> (HJAUIRKI! My delivery wagon haa a canvaa cover, which prevent* the annTrom beating down on the cana and waring the milk. W. H. CARPENTER. MHjKI MTLKI 16 Quit Tickets for SI.OO. 85 ct«. per Onllon. Hotele and ReataoranU fnmlahed at Special Ratea, by the Gallon. 11l Ulk GvarutMd Pin ud Clean. Will BtUmlUlk Twice Mack Day. W. W. GARDNER, colo aramo d*»t, mohth taeik a, w. t. mrlwioHiL Bun of North Takima. ■ niaacToaa. . . **■ Ki^wa'iir^'’- *■ w - KfcSSS '■•• sin W.L Brsigwie. Caahicr. ROM A OXNKRAI. BANKING BUSINESS. PAT* nmUIMT ON TIME DEPOSIT*. VNSBR THE* LSAVKI. A carp* all of (*d«4 brown. Ou the the gray hough ■ dove that grieve*: Death leentHh here to have It* own, Bat the spring viol** nestle down I nder the leave*. A brow auMere and sad gray eye*. Loch* in which ear* her *llv*r waavw: Hop* aecmeth tombed no mop* to riac. But God be kuoweth oa what wia* Lora for Lev*'* niaibln* waiting lie* t'nder tb* leave*. . —Scribntr’i. W. i. J.lfirfa bAmr. Washington letter: 1 bear that “Gen eral” William Andrew Jackson Sparks, ex-commissioner of the land office, ie just now tom by conflicting emotions. He can’t maka up bis mind whether be would prefer to come bock to congress or go to Europe. At on# stags of his career when the doughty lend commissioner was unsettling titles all over the country, President Cleveland was earnestly be sought to give him some place where he could do no harm. The consulate at Cairo was suggested end seemed to strike the president favorably. He casually in timated to a congressman who knew Sparks well what hia intention was. Tbs congressman promptly vetoed it. “It wouldn’t do at all,” he said to Mr. Cleveland. “Do you know what would happen? Sparks won’t be there three months till he will be questioning the title of the Khedive to the Pyramids and ordering the Egyptians to file aqnit-claim deed to the Sphinx. He’ll get oa into a grand international row.” This reasoning was so forcible that Mr. Cleveland kept bis land commissioner at home anl subsequently kicked him down the bock stairs without any sort of a cush ion to (all on. “General" Spark* deplored hi* enforced retirement to private life, but solaced himself with the promise of a trip to Europe and the pleasure of the continent al travel. His plans were all arranged when a vacancy was made in bis con gressional district by the death of Repre sentative Townsbend. His enthusiastic neighbors, who knew that “General” Sparks had a fat pocket-book and would put up liberally for campaign expenses, suggested bis name. But the “general” majestically put away the tempting sug gestion and declared that nothing could Induce him to forego the pleasures of his European trip. He bad served his coun try, had been abused for it, and he was going to linger among the old world des potisms and leave it to its fate. His neighbors, however, knew the weakness of Sparks. Again they made the proffer of a nomination. Again it was declined, but with less positiveneas than on the former occasion. Recently a third tender was made and it was put away more gently, but still it was put away just as Caesar refused the crown. Now the fourth offer is soon to be made and every body out in Southern Illinois knowy that if Sparks don’t snap it up, the able polit ical workers who want a good campaign 1 fond won’t bother with him further. | Hence the ex-coromiasiooer’s painful in- decision as between congrces and Eu rope. Should Sparks return to congress, a ! wicked rspreeeatative threatens to have him Investigated. One evening recently this member stood in. tbe lobby of the Ebbitt House as the majestic form of the ex-commissioner disappeared from view. “Sparka is a reformer,” be said sarcas tically. “I don’t doubt it, because he save so. himself. Rut I’d like to know what the he’s doing eighteen months alter be goes out of office that , eotitlea him to use government station j try*” Siring this the member pulled out sev eral letters of recent dels from Sparks, ell written on “Extra Superfine" peper which bore the impress of the general land office. IpnUH if InUes. Not long since the friends of a popular weet side matron decided to give her a surprise pertr- Her hue band was let into the secret in order that madam might be gotten out of the war while her friends look possession of the bouse. “My dear,” said hubby on ths evening in question After supper, “let us take n little walk.’* “No, I can’t,” said madam, thinking at eooe of her personal appearance. “I haven’t my bustle on. Nevermind,” she added on second thought, “I’ll Just put it on over my drees and under my cloak, and no one will know the difference.” So they started on their walk. When the proper time had elapsed Mr. Hus band led the way home. On arriving Mrs. Wile was becomingly surprised, and her thoughts immediately flew to the enjoyment of her guests. Apologis ing for her absence, she threw off her cloak, and there was the bustle. Of course everybody eaw It and laughed, and tl>e mean things never (old her what they laughed at! When all had gone, and the wife and the other hall of the Ann bad gone to their room, she con gratulated herself on the merry time every one had had. “Wasn’t it nice?” she exclaimed. “They all epjoyed themselves so muok!” And' then she saw the bustle I— Buffalo Kxyrfu. “I am told that I resemble your wife a good deal.” “You do, in one particular, Mr. Qulmby.” “What’s that?" “My wife la no gentleman.” NORTH YAKIMA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY, THURSDAY, mAY 9, 1889. ELECTRICITY ON WARSHIPS. Bn Modem Mei-oMu Dtllln Lite Viluble loieotlons. OB* Imll sf Tfeto Kn> ran I* M Fat m Vmm I la I* lM UaaAi at One IWaa—Klactric Vimliw. Electricity on ehipe of war ie purely an American idea, and was first tried on the United States steamer Trenton in 1883. Boon after the system had been tested the vessel sailed on a three-years’ cruise, and attracted much attention as the first war vessel afloat to be lighted by electric ity. The success of the Trenton’s experi ment practically settled the question in naval circles. Through the exertions of Lieut.-Comuisnder R. B. Bradford, who was the Trenton's executive officer, elec trio* lights were placed on the Vermont, New Hampshire, Omaha, Dolphin and Chicago. The Baltimore, Charleston, Yorktown, Bennington and Concord will be supplied with the latest improved plants, and there is nothing afloat that can excel the system. Each cruiser has about five hundred lights, and the gun boats two hundred and fifty, with suffi cient supplies to last three years. All the cutouts and switches are made water tight and tested by turning a stream of water on any part of the circuit. There are innumerable devices by which electricity is made nseful on board ships. The value of the search-light can not be estimated, as scouting parties, tor pedo boats or swift steam launches can be detected a mile away on the darkest night. As a motive power (or small ma chines it is invaluable, and on the Chi cago will be brought Into play lor train ing the huge guns of the main battery. It is used also for discharging th# rifled ordnance and the entire system is under the absolute control of the commander from his position In the fighting tower. He requires no uncertain assistants to place him iu communication with the various departments of the complex ma chine. Electrical devices perform all the duties, transmit the orders and control the movements with far greater aenrary and safety than would be possible by tbe old methods. The simple pressure of a button endows the huge monster with life and activity, causing 10,000 tons to glide smoothly through the water at a speed of twenty knots. At the touch of a second button the great shields swing noiselessly aside and the huge apertures are disclosed, filled the next instant by powerful rilled breech-loaders. Thereto* hath, e mo ment of expectancy, u the commander peen through the little elot on > level with hie ere in the lower, tonehee e third button, end the crntocr vomlte forth oheete of Heme. The lon* eteel ehot dart through epece et the ret* of 2,000 feet in e eeoond; bow, etem end broedelde re ■pond in one terrific roer, end, creek! the tebric tremblee ’neeth the eimulteneone explosion of 8,000 pounds of powder, end 12,000 pound* of motel ere sent whining through the sir hr mesne of the electric store of the dynamo. The merest motion of the little polished torer diroctlr in front of the ceptein brings the powerful eeeroh-light into op tion end sends e duelling beem through the derk void. To the toft protrudes still soothes careers innocsnt-sppeerini globs, which controls e silent, though po tent, end dcsth-desling suiillisrr- A slight click to heerd, s puff «f whits ! nooks end the Whitehead torpedoes glide from their smooth tubes end ere driven through the weler et ths rets of Ihirtr miles sn hour. An electric bell I eignsls the officer in cbergl of ths quick ; firing end msrhlne guru when to pier his j pert end ere the gong hss cessed to rt- I brete, thousends upon thoussnds of *x j plosive projectile* ere firing through ths sir et the ret* of 1,1100 feet per eeoond. The latest electric appliance to a aya tern of engine room telegraph, invented hr J- B. Wallis, sn Englishman. It has been thoroughly tested in the rorel nevr end adopted on her majeaty’a ship* Cem psrdown, Rodney and Aurora. It to also being fitted to tho Megicienne and ths Marathon, two second-ctosa twin-screw cruisers. The Weill* system comprises an engine room telegraph, a revolution order telegraph and a steering telegraph, tbs principle being tbs asms in each case. The engine room telegraph con sists of a combined transmitter on a ped estal. This instrument has a dial, around which ths orders to be transmitted are distinctly marked, and a hdhdls at the hack tarns a pointer Is ths desired com mand. The moving of tho handle or In* (Inn the "attention” aignal to the engineer. Tho onginoar putting hie lover over cauaco a bell to ha rounded on the bridge, which catle attention to the (act that ha la ac knowledging the order and repeating it back. The revolution telegraph la a aim pie maana of Irenamlttlag In the engineer the number of revolntioaa at which the commander wlahea the angina In ran. The admiral may aignal to the teat that be la going at eevanty levolutione, which aignal baa to ha repealed tothaenginaara, In order that all the vieitle may heap in line with tbe flagahlp. The ataariag tala graph la another application of the aama principle. The tranamittar and recalvar an aimilar to thoaa of the angina room telegraph, Ike latter being ingenionaly at tached In the rudder, which makaa the record automatically. la connection with the steam steering wheel, which in the fighting tower of an iron-clad is directly under the command er’s control, be has at his disposal a ter rible and decisive weapon once it Is put in motion. Projecting a number of feet in advance ia the ram attachment, its proportion* and deadly qualities conceal ed tinder water. Emerging from whirl ing clouds of battle, guided by the will of the commander, the great fabric, impelled by the combined strength of the immense engines, with furnaces glowing and steam biasing, the cruiser rushes straight onward prepared to crash into Ha oppo nent. A single hand guides the modern en gine of the war that the next instant may be tearing and rending solid oak and steel plates that have afforded protection and a home for hundreds of brave men. To inflict such a blow involves the life or death of the entire ship's company, and with the destruction and sinking of the iron-clad hundreds of human beings are ushered into eternity. It is a fearful re sponsibility to assume, a tremendous power to be veeted in the hands of on# man, and well may the commander of a modern cruiser pause, weighing all the mighty considerations involved, ere he immures himself ia his fighting tower, wherein lies Ufa or death only to be Ist loose at hia will and bidding. CHINOOK LORE.TW l>Uk rf tfo Imbun—A kM* h mtigaUr VkH) bp. Vat TkniM. Not a few writers and other* at differ ent times have made diligent inquiry for tlie traditional lore of Waahlngton terri tory, but invariably with unsatisfactory results. Several narratives purporting to be Indian traditions have from time to time been published, but they were sim ply the fruit of fertile imaginations, with little or no foundation. That they have some traditions, however, la beyond question, for no people have yet been found so low la the scale of intelligence aa to be entirely destitute In tliis respect. Among the traditions of the Indians of this territory is one to the effect that many moons ago (perhaps several thou sand) Iwo mountains, of which Ranier was one, engaged in a terrible battle, dur ing which they discharged at each other great masses of Are, and vomited forth smoke and ashes in immense volumes, which shut out tne light of the sun. One of the mountains was annihilated; the other remains to embellish • one of the grandest pictures of mountain scenery on the face of the globe. Now, this is a rational and plauaable tradition, for Ranter afford* to-day amply evidence of haring once been a volcano in active eruption. The extinct crater la clearly defined, and waa plainly viaible mail who havejsocceeded In reaching the aammit. Nor is this all; for ateem incessantly issues from crevices in the crust that covers the mouth of the de funct volcano, thus proving conclusively that fires are yet smouldering in the bowels of this majestic mountain. gome time prior to 1860, Mr. George Gibbs, a scientific gentleman attached to the United States Boundary commission, then locating the boundary of the British territory on our northern side, sought to possess himself of some Indian traditions, if any existed among the aborigines of that period. He finally encountered an Indian that be thought likely to afford the desired information, and Interrogated him somewhat after the following man ner in Chinook, which is rendered in English for the comprehension of the general reader: “Did you ever hear your father or any of the old Indians speak of any great event that happened here long before their timer “Oh, yes,” replied the Indian. •“What was it?” asked Mr. Gibbs. . “Many moons ago, I have beard them say," replied the Indian, “this whole land was covered by water by a big rain, and all tbs people except one tyss (or chief) and his family were drowned." “What was the name of the tyesr asked Gibbs, now quite hopeful of getting a veritable tradition. “Him named Noah," was the answer. “Another missionary story I" exclaim ed Gibbs, thoroughly disgusted with the result of his inquiry, and now convinced that the only traditions of the Indians hereabouts were blble stories obtained from the missionaries. The Mew fesMs off WsStrtnse. The BlaehMnft fyrttm of mwttdiM la tort puahiat iu way to tba bant la tba United BUM. Theaa lanadiM may be ba hand at AUea A Chafnan’e, C. B. BnahneU'e, and C. J. Taft’e. Erery one ehoald tend the pamphlet on the "New Treatment of Dtaaaaa." • Dr. C. J. Taft hae parebaaed the Hofhm II vary elable, apd It will ba ran hereafter under the aanatewiant of Volney Tall aa a boaidinc and pay etable. Honee wIU reeelre tba beet a« attention. • nuntlOleleea. Mar Lean, Reed A On. ham 1100,000 to loan on improred term laade. Applica tkae for loaaa win reeelre prompt at teation. • —Khsumstism is caused by w arid in the Mood; therefore, external treatment affords no perasaosnt relief. To elimi nate the poison and make a thorough cere of the diseaas, nothing else la oo effi cient aa Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Give II a trial. Worth IS a bottle. SUPPERS FOB SYLPHS. The Expense Varies According tn Grade In their Profculnul Standing. Wkas the Bald.HMded OM Mentis* we" Kmewn Akrat one Klai, aai the Taeag Haw eff a Ronaaailc Tara Raswt A boat A Bother. Eorroa Herald;— lt is beet for snscep tible people who go to the theatree to be content with the seeta they occupy and never wander behind the scenes. When one of the tender end emotional o rtittet walks off from the glare of tlie footlights and aays, in a purely dramatic way, that she is going out into a garden of roses, or that she is going to meet some Romeo or Adonis in an arbor, where the cascades are creamy and the birds are on tbs wing. | give the girl a chance and believe all ahe says. Sit still where you are and never doubt; weep for the female as site van ishes, and go with her, in your mind, when you retire. It is sweet to be lured to slumber by the thought that the fair young thing is being batlied in dew-drops; it is comforting to think, as' you turn over, that she is thumping the guitar in some Arcadia, and that a cavalier is dying to win her affection. But if you are not content to do this, and insist on going out with her in person don’t feel disheartened if you come hack raving about Masted hopes and dissipated visions. Now there are TUB PUMA DONNAS of the Coliseum. ’How they move like the Graces l*fore the eye, while the stage Jewels flash npon their symmetrical limbs. The “ bloom of youth" stands out upon their faces, and they smile as sweetly as though they were scaling the walls of the New Jerusalem. As they move away the susceptible mind follows them into a realm of delight. The man ‘‘who has been there" knows better. He knows they have gone back to raise the devil with ihe "snide thing" who received more encores than they; to tell her as she sits on a dilapidated trank that she had bet ter go out and Jump into the lake; then they tell the "stage manager" that be is • *d—d nice man," because they are not programmed as their talent demands. At this Juncture they tackle the "ham-fat man," who is the lackey, and tell him to go out and get a pitcher of beer, or they will "everlastingly sit on him" until his mother wouldn’t know him. They wait hie coming and "gussle" it down in a way that would harden the softest heart. Here one of thetn comes on again. What a transformation scene! The words falter from her lips like the notes of a lute, and the smiles lurk about the pen ciled lines upon her face until it becomes radiant. Now is the time to PLAirr nocqtrrs. When the curtain has been rung down and the lights are out, and the "gardens" and the "cascades" have been knocked “helter-skelter," and the “manager" has had a row with five or alx of the “stars," the “queens of song,” the “aerial artist," and the “loading lady" stuff their tights and “trunks" and tinsel in the little trav eling bag and march away—not to walk the floor and “study their lines" in the watches of the night, or pine over senti mentalities, but go over to the Tivoli and the Toledo. The bald-headed man goes with them and carriea their baggage. There are few sights in this great world so full of tenderness, so calculated to wake up the emotions of the heart, as that where an old man toils along under the gas lights with the "traveling-bag" of one of these sprites in his hand and her shawl on his arm, while she leads the way to a lunch stem). If there is any one thing in which the mrtute excels it is in her appetite. m SALO-HKADXO MAX who has been doing the amiable lor “so long," and who is now losing flesh, and is commencing to think he has been “left at last," has unbosomed himself to the Hxsalo representative in regard to the exact amount necessary to satisfy the hunger of one of the “queens." He ssys she ordered soup three times and got it every time she ordered: he thinks he would have been gainer if be had pur cliased a meat-stall and stock, and had the whole amount prepared; he knows that an ordinary confectionery wouldn't have satisfied her desire for “sweetness," and the red star wine, and the “salads," and the beer she surrounded amazed him until he threw up bis hands in despair. And then when the hour lor closing the restsursat had arrived, she pot her band confidingly la hia. and, looking up into hia (ace, aakod in a pleading tone if be couldn't have the waiter pat up a pan of cold pork and beans lor her lunch in the room before she retired. The bald-headed jnaa says he might have stood this from one, bat when it came to settling the bill (or four or fire of the “gang,” he felt a dissinsas in hia head. Moot of these “stabs” kkkp poodle dogs, or canary birds* or parrots, and it coats something to feed them. The bald-headed man avers he has spent as- much money on one of these dogs as would pay his own board. And not to love the poodle is a crime. He says no man can expect to “mash" one of these “stars” until he has "mashed” the dog first* And he thinks It would have been money In hia pocket ft be had “mashed” the poodle of his afflnitv on the head with a club at the start. The baldheaded man said farther that he was getting tired of hack bills, and he was growing thin over the thought that these women h«d to have washing done, and the laundry Mil would come in next. The young man who attends the Adel* phi has not !«en any more successful in his dreams or hia “work” than the old codger of the Coliseum. In fact be is worse off. There is a great and impassi ble rivalry between the "queens” of the Coliseum and the “talent” at the Adel pbi. The latter consider themselves sev eral octaves above the former, and say with some pride that they don’t have to work in a “beer saloon” where an “assignation nocar” ia run in the gallery. They point to the fact that the “old Adelphi” is crowded with the “boys,” and that twice a week the first families of the town come to see them. Hence it is that the Adelphi “queen of song” and the “danseuse” et •I, are toney in their desires. They go from the theatre to their rooms, and from the rooms to the restaurant. Maybe the young man who has “been in the busi ness" doesn’t have to pay for so much cold meat and vegetables, but be has confessed that the wine account ia heavier than it was on the “avenue.” And the Adelphi queen never accepts anything less than a diamond ring. But she will sigh over her troubles with the incorrigi ble managers the same as the Coliseum fairy. She ha* no dog. But for “fun” that hasn’t any nonsense about it take a West-aide car and go into the “dives” scattered along the way. The “Paris,” the “Centennial,” the “Pa cific,” the “Metropolitan.” Temples of Thespis! Tights that haven’t seen the laundry for weeks. There the “star” stands on her bead in the wine room, if some duffer will pot up the beer; she will smokr, she will chew, she will swear, and if provoked ahe will fight. When the “uproar” ia over with her she hies with the "anide” to a beer saloon over the wav, where sausage and cheese are good enough for her. She carries her “wardrobe” on her back. When her ap petite ia toned down, the is ready for anything that may be suggested. Thus do the “stars” twinkle in other heavens and in other ways than those of which the susceptible mind oft times dreams. htnb far I'. K. Lnfc. Land Omci at Nobth Yakima, W. T.,l May (Jth, 1889. f Patents are at this office for the follow ing persona, who may have them mailed to their address upon surrender of their final receipts; and in case of loss thereof by making proper affidavits as to suchloss: YAKIMA COUNTY. Bounds, Tbos L Brown, John O Cato, Manuel Clancy, Thomas Darling, Jas M Denton, Elijah Ferrell, John Fogleaong. Will Hatton. Wm 8 Hubbard, Sam’l Jonea, Wm R Kemp, Ezra Kingsbunr, John T Libby, Woodbury J Miller, Wm P Morrison, Abram W Murray, David Perdval, Aivard Rice, Lewis M Rollins. Arthur D Ross, Waah'n M Schaefer, Henry Shaw, John W Stair, David W Thorp, Bayleas B Tigard, Andrew J Taylor, Katharine Wallace, Joseph Wilson, Robert. DOUGLAS COUNTY. Clausen, John Day, Mary Dichey, Frank W Fulton. Thos B Griffiths, Lewis Gable, Justice D Hadlev, Eph’m W Kirby, Robert Mitchell, Joseph Long, Geo W Murray, Joseph Measly, Frank W Neely, Cheslley O’Neil. John Popple, George Scully, Wm Stafford, Chas H Wilson, David OKANOGAN COUNTY. Jewett, John W N KITTITAS COUNTY. Allyn, Ephriam Amlin, John L Anderson. H S Belles, Keathley Barnhart, F C Beers, Wm F Blomqvist, John Brush, John B Burge, Andrew J Cshoon, Marcos M Coates. Jas K Coleman, Cbss C Cook, Chaa P Crambo, O M Cox, Sam’l 8 Dermott, Jas Desmond, Patrick Doak, Tbos M Elliott, Chas W Ellison. Tbos Form, Wm A Fowler, Chas V Goe-Ce-al-a-pahan Grewell, Elijah J Hanna, Mary A Hodges, Andrew E Holts. John Johnson, Wm M Learning, Jas E Leonhard, Frederick Lincoln, Abram K McCanstUmd, TF McLeod, Wm Major Toc-no-man McEwin, Harvey Mason, Eleasor B Mason, Alansoo T Merril, Wm 8 Montgomery, J M Montgomery, R F Munson, Alex A Olding, JohnO Olmstead, Sarah F Richards. Michael Thomas, Wm Voice. John E Wilkin, Frank H. IRA M. KRUTZ, Register. TJM flaw Mimarf. You hate heard yoar friends and neigh* bon talking about it. Yon may yourself be one of the many who know from per sonal experience Jost how good a thing it is. If yon have ever tried it, you are one of its staancb friends, becaaee the won derful thing about is, that when once given a trial, Dr. King’s New Discovery ever after holds a place in the house. If you have never used it and should be afflicted with a cough, cold or any throat, lung or chest trouble, secure a bottle at once and give it a fair trial. It is guar anteed every time or money refunded. Trial - bottles free at C. B. BuShnell’s drugstore. _ m a. a m - «- ♦.. - 11- -A MWVj nr rmpnag rm. Dr. John Morgan writes: “By apply ing boric acid thoroughly to the feet, par ticularly about the nails, between and under the toes, and to the soles, two or three times a week or oftener, aa the case may be, dressing them while there la a good coating of powder on the akin, sweating of the feet may be effectually re lieved. The application is easily made and will prove satisfactory.” Washing before and after night help.— Medical Record. Number 16. awtun uur. it M< to Udu'anr HM tf tart *M». »• lurin’ lib rf Imuk. Mine, de Rerrloe, widow of the Sooth American dictator, ia S3 years of age,' the “other of aeven children, a beauty ud worth *7,000,000. She la ooa of the prat- UeU woman in New York, of a dark, rich South American type, mol doapite the ■even chlidiM baa not loot the hint of her freahneaa and charm. Her nary ta a romantic one. At 14 yaara of afe aha had reached that redden development to womanhood which cornea to 8 mth Amer ican girls a]Quart aa noon aa they tarn into their teena; the IA eta tor Barrioa, who waa then nearly 40. caught a giimpae of her one day, and being Inaplrad with a andden pare lon, demanded her hand. Very naturally the girl rebelled at being turned over to a man old enough to be her lather, and her paimta objected to the match alao, not only on account of diaparity in the yeara, baton the ground * that the poaltion of a Sooth American dictator ia not one of sufficient aecnrity to inanre the future happinera of the woman who mamea him, no the young lady waa whlaked off to a mountain convent and General Barrioa’ offer waa raapectfuliy bat firmly declined. The dictator, Ipw ever, waa not of the at off of which re jected anitora are made. Hie only ans wer waa to clap the lovely aanorita’a father into Jail and to inform him that he would remain there until hia profly daughter became Hme. de Barrioa. The old gentleman atood it heroically lor ■while, but priaon life and faro not agree ing with him, the aenorita reappeared aa anddenly u ahe had gone, and waa wedded with great pomp and ceremony to her hardy wooer. There ia acme qual ity in the feminine heart which raaponda promptly to tbeee Lochinvar method* of courtship, and In a very abort while the pretty girl waa more fond of her fogged and imperioua husband than of all the young fellows who had been playing mandolins under her window ever aince ■he turned of IT. He, on bis part, waa pasaionately enamored of the little girl he had married, and at once began In verting large sums In the United Staten and France against the coming of any damp day, an that when he waa anddenly taken off in an uprising Ms widow found herself not only the mother of several children, moat of whom came in pairs, but also the sole owner of over 17,000,000, inverted in the rolldeat fashion. Shs ia ■ very prominent figure In society and usually spenda her rummers at Newport, a devoted mother to her little dark-eyed brood, and so far seems to havw no In tention of replacing her soldier bnaband, though the fortune-hunters spa™ no pains to purenade her to do so. One of her enriour fancies waa to have herself painted by a famous miniature painter in a picture which showed only her beauti ful Spanish ryes above the edge of a crim son fan. This grew quite a tags for a while, and all the women with pretty eyes had themselves painted In like manner. It waa she, top, who started the fashion of having her baantffol hand photograph- sd and giving it to her friend. In place ol picture* of her face. m lebN Btmtt. When a man becomes great some one immediately tells a story on him. Hoe's one on Nelson Bennett, the contractor, who haa so many law suits and dollars. While he was building the famous Stam pede tunnel he issued an order forbiding the driver of the dampers to allow any one to ride in or out of the tunnel on a car. One day Bennett was in the “bonding*’ clad in overalls, gum boots and an over coat whose better days were over, and started to walk out to the mouth of the tunnel just as a dam pear was leaving. Bennett Jumped aboard the small platform which the driver stood on and was promptly told “to get off o' bore." lUg somewhat surprised the contractor, and he remarked “Oueos yon‘haven’t been driving here very long." "Naw. I haven’t said the driver, “bntyoogetoff’n this ear P. D.Q.; d’ye hear?" "But I have a right to ride on these cars," said Bennett. “Not while l*m driVin’ ’em you don’t,’’ said the driver; “skip," and Ben nett meekly “akipped” and walked slowly out. When be reached the month of the tunnel he met Nat Turner, superintendent of the business, and told him of his ad venture. When the driver cants up again Tamer stopped him and introduced him to Bennett, the driver, expecting that be would be discharged, Immediately an nounced bis intention of quitting right there, but Bennett would not bear of it. He complimented the fellow vary highly for his rigid enforcement of tbs rules and seemed to enjoy the jok* fully as much as the mat of the fores who hoard of it A Mnl u,.l ~l.lm. B. Bsinbtidgc Monday, Eaq., county attorney Clay county, Texas,asya; "Hwva uacd Electric Bitten with meet happy n suite. My brother duo in yery low vith malarial lerer and laandies.bntvaa cured by timely use o(thlamediciae. Am satisfied Electric Bitten eared hie Vic." Mr. D. I. Wikoxaoo, of Hone Care, Ky., adda a like testimonial, sayinf: "Ha positively belleVas be would bars died had it not been he Electric Btttara." This pant remedy will ward ad, aa well aa cun, all malarial Mlleeie, and far all kidney, liver and atomacb disorden etanda nnequalad. Price M canta and II at C. B. BnabneU'a drug atom.