The Yakima herald. [volume], August 08, 1889, Image 6

About The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914

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THI FUrUHES 78TCH8D HU.
llurf Statistics Calls n TU 6<r
hi Silm-lMpr.
■v. Ptalsfnitff Was Hacl asr»HM«
•at iswmn< by in* rifsm
rnn Um statistical Bsrtss.
"Give me a good square drink of rye
whisky,” was the specific request of a
dsmorallied-looking tramp, aa be ap
proached the German saloon-keeper.
Mr. Pfalagraff Upped gently on the her
to suggret that it was necessary that he
should at toast see the complexion of hi*
“That Mi of pantomime means thst
you expert money, I suppose. Well, I’m
e man of tow words, sad absolutely de
void of deception. 1 havn’t got It. 1
need e deep draught of red liquor and on
this occasion I moat rely solely on my
face and figure.”
Mr. Pfallagraff proceeded to state with
eeosldorabto vehemence and wobbly En
glish that it was mighty bed security ami
la his place of bnsineoa would not go f«*
a red end solitary cent In addition be
aaM that the applicant waa nothing but a
boar tank U best, and the country wasal
ready too toll of bums of bis sort.
“Now, look hero, Dutchy,” said th.
tramp, “you make aa assertion that I
cast permit to |D unrha I leaned. You
Intimate that I aa a beery bom, and ths
the country is already overflowing alt I.
people of my claaa. That ie a serious im
potation. Witboot Baking any sperifi
denial ia my own case, 1 moat speak out
in behalf of ay outraged countrymen
jfow pay attention to me," and he fixe<>
Mr. KaOsicrafr with hie booty eye. “1
taka k that yon hare seen the agues just
iaeaed by the chiof of the Bureau of Stat
istics at Washington?*’
“1 Sonicate too tarn about dot I
know ay owa business, end der vig.ert
of dor Porean of Stadisdseks can go by
Ifsllhi"
“Bui not so fast, ay Osrmaa friend."
continued the trump calmly. Thes.
figures hare been prepared lor the Treas
ury department at an enormous expense
to the government and are of the great set
importance. These statistic %bow that
inoteod of being a nation el beer and
whlaly gnsslera we are the most temper
ale people on the face of the globe.”
“By Chiminy, I like yoo to prove dot."
“Very wed. Let ns aee where we
•tend with letersacs to your own country
for instance. Mr. Bwitssr, Chief of the
Bureau, presents figures to abow that la
1887 we produced only 766,000,00jga1100*
el mall liquors agaiast 1.165.836,t00 gal
lons In Germany.”
“Veil. I didn’t expert dot."
. “No, of course yon didn’t. How could
yon? Though my appearancetbis morn
ing la against me, I am a gentlemen of
education ami discernment, and have ac
cam to thia important line of information.
I ass yoo are interested in these figures,
as every bosiness man should be, and I
will develop them a little further. The
statistics enpplied by Mr. HwiUer show
us tha surprising (act that tha people of
the United States drank, per capita, in
1887, lea than 12 gallons of beer, while
.the people of Germany drank over 24 gal
lons, or mere than two gallons to oar
oca"
“By poorness. I didn't know dot of
Osnsnay.”
"It's a fact, though. Now, my es
teemod friend, you see who are tbs guxa-
Isrs and who are not/.*
**Voll, I should srd so. Ton't ssy
somadingr abood doss Aggers to der boys
py der saloon, and haf sumo tricks mil
me.”
"Csrtainly, Mr. Pfolsgraff; I have no
dsnirs to spread this information broad
cast. Beer? No. You take the beer.
IH take .whiskey. Our per capita aver
age is even lower In whiskey than it is in
bear, and 111 help to rtfse it a trifle.
And be addei three good fingers to the
general York World.
MMaiCMnfcM-
Wasco County Bun; Tbs constitution
al convention at Olympia ars having a
hard time with the preamble to their
nonstitwtlen. Aa reported from Itoe com
mittee the pres this rend: “We. the
people of the Stats of Washington, to pre
serve ear liberties, do ordain ibis consti
tution.'’ Mr. UnJesy, Mr. Turner and
•them offered amendments, the substance
of all being tbs inasetkm of tbs sentence,
"Grateful to Almighty God.” The most
sf tbs day was spent in debating this
question, and upon being pot to a vote,
the amendment foiled to carry by a vote
gf thirty-three to thirty-three. The pre
amble was then ro-rrfsned to the com
mittee. In view «f the fact that the con
vent len Is equally divided on the subject,
aempromise thus: "We, the people of
the Stale of Woehingtoo. one-ball of
whose representative* are grateful to Al
mighty God. and the other half ungrate
ful to Him, do ordain this constitution,
ole.” This ought to anilely both sides.
lb ft* Capital
Spokane Falls Review. The people of '
Kastern and Central Washington have <
boon patient and long suffering with ref
’ wencs to the location of the territorial
capital la Its present oat-of-the-way place
and yet H may perhaps be said that a
majority of people of this section were
willing to pot vp with this grear incon
venience and unfairneas a few veers
longer, nndsr the circnmstances. It was
pretty generally agreed that the beet in
teracts wool! be snfaeerved by leaving the
capital el Olympia for a couple of years
after the commencement of statehood, in
order that a fond might be obtained from
the dtapeaal of lands appropriated for the
erection of state building and in -vder
that doe preparation might be osade Uw
ratiderfnry permanent location. It has
been deemed, that however greet It' in
convenience ta the people of Eastern
WMbtaffc* •W* ««“ at laMt be boro.
1» . »biU k-o. m U»« interMt Oi the
general welfare. The proposition that
hna bees made by that fractional part of
the constitutional convention known as
the i quid) it tee on state and stale institu
tions to locate the capital permanently at
Olympia, strikes the people of Eastern
Washington as drawing it decidedly too
strong, la fart, this is a proposition the
people of this section would not submit
to by a Jug full. The committee making
this remarkable proposition is composed
of west side men, end the chairmen is e
itiaeo of Olympia. All of the people
•■ant of the mountains and all fair-minded
people mast of the mountains will favor
placing the capital at a mors central
point, where it may be reached with
equal saw and expense from all parts of
the state. While some may differ in
their views as to the beet location all will
igrse that the present location is decidedly
unfair to this section and should the con
stitutional convention attempt to perpetu
ate this unfairness by making it a part of
the constitution of the state the people 0(
this side will be forced to interpose an
emphatic oofaution.
uim Alim.
Ik Day liwb Wka bgituN la B>-
htrfkßilraj.
New Orleans Acayvne; The war in
ilsyti, where the alleged rightful ruler
Legitime to being driven into his last
iitch by the alleged revolutionary leader
• lippolvte, has developed an
tea lure in tbs drafting of women ;nto (he
army of tbs farmer. Legitim# haa bean
worsted on every field and driven back
until hto domain to limited pretty nearh
to hto capital city of Port so Prince. Aa
hto army has dwindled away largely b>
desertion to the other faction, ha found
himself without troops to man hto forti
fications. far hto city was loagagostrongh
ratified by tha Spantoh and Fraoch, wb.
held it at different periods.
In this extremity Legitime has hit upon
ihe plan of filling op his depleted rank>
with womert. There being a surplus ol
(he softer sex in the capital of the negn
republic, it has been possible to enroll
inite o number of these ebony amaxoos,
who art not embodied in exclusive bat
talions of their own sex, but are distri
buted among the men. These women
are dressed in masculine costume, amt
said to look very ranch like negro youths
of the male persuasion.
The ilsytias negroes, where they han
been amalgamated with the native
Cariba, have become almost beardless
particularly when the men are young
and hence three Hytian a masons are saki
to be distinguishable from tho males
* hen all are standing in line together,
chiefly by the fact that the farce of the
women are more pleasing and Isa hard
and brutal than those of the men. Kvery
person who baa seen our own fair ama
sons, on tlie stage or engaged in a broom
drill will have noticed that ia the peculiar
conformation of the as the superior
swell at the haunches and the lesser
breadth of shoulders combine to exert
special effects upon the manual of arms.
When the guns are brought to a
‘carry,” being rested again* the hip and
upon the shoulder, they do not stand
erect bat incline at an ansle toward the
head oI the (air soldier. .Moreover, wher
ihe troops are aligned in "portion of the
soldier” it is more easy lor them to touch
hips than elbows as required by the code,
and should the time ever come when the
armies of the white nations shook) be
mode up of women, it is to be hoped, in
the interest of grace and symmetry, that
somebody will design special arms and a
manual for their use suited to the confer
(nation of the beautiful sea. When the
masculine creature takes up the trade of
a aoktier he goes in for show and gets
himsnf up at gorgeously ss possible. 1.
we are to have hereafter an army of ana
ions, they shoo id be made up altogether
lovely. Fortunolely, the ancient style oi
excision of the breast will not be perpetu
ated. That was done to (MUh tbe fair
warrior to draw the how to it* utmost
reach. How. the drawing of the beaus k>
done In quite a different manner, so the
ancient weapons of barbarism have all
been discarded.
But to return to the Hytiaae, those
sable Moll Pitchers and maids of Sara
gossa have not yst done any fighting; but
if they sbookl bs driven to it they wiH
probably display aa much bravery as
women do in an emergency. It seems a
brutal out rax* to drive tbs softer sex into
battle, bat if we are to credit ancient tra
ditions. it has been often done, and In
view of the fact that the entire civiHasd
world is accumulating a constantly in
creasing deficiency of men and a cones
ponding excess in the number of women,
it is not out of the reach ol potsibilitit}
that the myths of the Old World amasoas
may be realised in fact as time advances,
What has been will be again.
A note Investment
Is nos which is maraaMd to briM yon
satisfactory results, or, la raw of failure,
• return of part-hue price. On Ibis sale
plan you ran bay from oar advertised
druggist s bottle of Dr. King's New Dis
vovery for Consumption. It is guaran
teed to bring relief in every rase, when
need for any sflhtloa of throat, longs or
chest, each as consumption, inflamma
tion of longs, bronchitis, asthma, whoop
ing cough, cr.mp, otc., It is pleasant and
agreable to the taste, perfectly safe, and
can always be depended upon. Trial bot
tles free at J a neck's drag store.
—Nothing is more disagreeable to a
young lady or gentleman than to have
the face covered with pimples, black
heads and blotches. Dotard's Specific,
the new skin remedy, nil! remove all dia
fldurations from the fare and hands and
produce a clear and beautiful com|4ezion
Try it and be convinced. Sold by Allen
A Chapman.
—No medicine in the world is in belt* r
repute or more widely known than Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla. As a su.e snd certain rent
edy k* all manner of blood disorders,
leading physb-ians and druggists every
•here rn-ommeod it in preference to any
Ulmftm B*m.
None of the territories no* engaged in
farming state govern menu are was hed
with mow anxiety and solicitude in the
east than Washington. The pomibilitiea
el development and wealth here are prob
ably better understood abroad than oar
people suppose. la an intelligent article
on “The Foot New Htatee,” the B wton
Herald aays that “in quality id citi en
ahip it itf probable that Washington is
superior to any atate admitted for a long
time." This is a very Just estimate of
oar population, and the value of such cl ti
xenahip In ita effect upon the brat immi
gration and inspiring confldeii-e. ran
hardly be overestimated. Continuing
the paper soya: “No one ran folly fore
cast what Washington may become. She
has certainly the most varied, ami with
out much doubt the moot remarkable re
sourcesolall. Taken aa an agricultural,
a commercial or a timbered slate, her fu
ture may be great. The early years of
the next century may easily find her
second to not more than two etaleo of Uie
Union in importance. Aa a HaHfk-
Coaat atate, the has an equal ronimewial
position with California, ami a very
great advantage over the latter state in
climate and in capacity far varied pro
duction. The men who inhabit this ter
ritory have been a considerable time in
reaching the privilegee ol statehood; they
have their own ideas about using them.
They mean to be something more than
pawns upon the political chessboard.”
Independence, Ore., Dec. IS.
Both myself and wife have ton for
tome Tears afflicted with disease of the
tidneya, and bad tried many rented <«
withont obtaining any permanent relief
Vbout three months ago we were India ed
to try Oregon Kidney Tea, which baa ap
parently entirely cured both of ns, as
since taking it two weeks we have felt no
symptoms of the disease. We can heart
ily recommend ft to others similarly
Uflicted as we believe it will do all that is
■burned lor it. M. W. Whits.
Sold by Alisa A Chapman.
Merit Wins.
We dceire to say to onr citizens that for
yeare we have been selling Dr. King’s
New Discovery for Consumption, Dr.
King’s New Life HU*. Bocklen’s Arni.s
rfelve sad Electric Bitten, and have never
nandled remedies that sail as well, or
ibat have given sorb universal aatiafa*-
tion. We do not hesitate to guarantee
.hem every time, and we stand ready to
refund the purchase pries, if satisfactory
results do not follow their nee. These
remedies have won their great popularity
purely on their merits. Jaaeck the drug-
Jst. .
—Do you feel dragging sensations in
the bock and loins, are you troubled with
wakefulness, faintness st the pit oft lie
stomach? Are yon nervous or irritable?
U so ws would advise yon to try Oregon
Kidney Tea (purely vegetable). It never
tails to effect a permanent cure of kidney
sod urinary complaint. Hold by Allen A
Chapman. .
—Groceries you must haw. Groceries
we most sell. Let’* trade and both be
Uppy. Bartholet Broa. *
Rich and Poor,
Priu.-a aad Peasant. the Mllllmislre
Day Laborer, by tbete comm.* u<m> of
tbU remedy, atteet the vorld-wule rep.
utatioa of Ayar*a FUR. Leading phy.
ek-iaas recommend tbeae pills for
fftomarb aad Liver Troubles, Costive,
neee, Blltoaeaeea, aad Sick Hernia* be;
also, lor Rbeuamtbuu. Jaundice, and
Neuralgia. They are sugar-coat cd; c«a
lain ao calomel; are prompt. but wild,
ia operation ; ami, therefore, the very
beat medicine for Family fee. aa aeli as
for Travalera aad Tourtota.
*•1 have derived great relief from
Ayer*a I’llln. Five years ago I was
taken so 111 with
Rheumatism
that I was unable to do may work. I
took three hosee of Ayer’s Pills and
waa entirely cared. Since that time I
am never without a boa of throe pills.
Peter Christensen. Sherwood. W U.
**Ayor*a Pflla have been In use In my
claimed lor them, la attacks of piles,
from wbkh f suffered many years, they
afford greater relief than nay <»Vr
mmHdae I over tried."—T. F. Adi.ua,
Holly Springe. Toaaa.
•• I have need Apart PUR for a .. m
tier of years, aad have never found any
thing equal to them for givliig me aa
appetite aad Imparting energy and
strength to Urn system. I olwave keep
them In tbs beans."—>• D. Jackson.
Wilmington. Pal.
j' Two beaos of Ayor's Pills eared am
Headache,
te.’SSJa!atrar -
‘ Wh....... I Ml tmbM wit* ««•
.tlpolloti, or ,«•» (root low of opt*. Ho.
Antrim ». rink! mlo." -A. J
■ini, Jr, Bock Homo. Vo.
"Aror’a Pin. on In pool rtcm.n.j
SSnSltkoooerfoil olher pill-"«*•
Wood. Wo ko.. koroc know. Ikrm
fall to give entire oatlefarthm."-
Wrigkt A Hooo.Hr. 800 IMp. T.io
Ayor’s^Pill ß ,
Or. d. C. Agar A Ca. LowoH Mass.
Mi by aB Dealers to Metoctoe.
The Celebrated French Cure,
•SST* “AFHRODITINE" ]
tit Sold nn 4
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form <>( n»T> mi* I - **
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A WMtf«y faI'ARAXTRR forever fVOO
•nlar. la rtfapd Iho a*w» If a I tnaaktal
fW- totmigml. TlNi«*a»4t of lotflaMwlalt
xox a, * w *”“* K>wTLAXI>. Ok.
HOLD UV AUJt.N A cu.trMi*
Sol* AVM*. »«tk Yakim. W. T.
Tit Suit Sol-iii
Slid
Meeker’s Addition
to ♦
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TvTORTtI Y AKIMA!
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The former roa’sln* mum- of the fluent Redden -e Property on the west tide of the Railroad i
and the Utter, with Its
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Fine Soil, all Cleared and Sown to Grass,
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j Together with • complete we e;-right with each end e.yery Let. pretests an opportunity to hay
Cheap and Desirable Resident Propertj,
1 e. . V ' ,** ‘ v
L That ehonld be Immediately taken advantage of by « l airing Arat-cUm paying iareatmentr.
Terms, one-third cash, balance in equal pay
ments in six and twelve mouths.
Call ■« a«r •filer and lot oa allow you Thlt Property Mart Parthaalag.
FECHTER & LAW,
Sol© Agents,
RHAT. ESTATE & INSURANCE AGENTS,
oCn Qrar Taklaa .National Lank. North Yaktea, WMklaftoi.
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BARTHOLET BROS.
Summit View!
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IsTcrw on Sal© by
Good win <fe Pugsley.
This Addition, platted into Acre Lots, af
fords the finest view in or about North
Yakima; the best of soil; plenty of water.
ROR TEN DAYS!
at Low prices and on very Easy Terms.
B®*Special terms and prices to builders.
Goodwin & Pugsley,
ovkb rimer nation ai. hank.
G. L. Holmes & Bull,
716 & 720 Pacific Ave., Tacoma, W.T.
Furniture, Harems, Drapeiies aim Hugs,
WHOIiIWAI.K riul 1110TAIK
Largest Stock and Best Variety North of San Francisco!
When In Tacoma, rail and examine whether you niah to pur base o.’ not.
'•'Correspondence Solicited.
Mwire, Sions, fiiwire &c.
CO CO
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The Largest Assortment of Builders' Material
in Central Washington, and Prices Lower
Than the Lowest.
Farm Machinery, Wagons.
A. 13. WEED,
Comer Ist St. & Yakima Avenue North Yakima.
r«AItR R. KHAROtaW. Jtrr. D. MCI «mil
StLa.rdlo-w f IMZcZDetrLiel,
DEALERS nI
Line "Wines, Liquors,
Imported & Domestic Cigars.
r*SE BILLIARD AND POOL TABLES
• * * ♦*. .
Sole Apts for (lie Celebrated Jesse- Moon! Kentucky Whiskies.
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"IK ) A U1
SALOON AND BILLIARD BALD.
Fine Wines, Cigars,
Constantly on Band.. •
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A. Churchill, : : : : :* ; Prop.
N. p. Depot, North Yakima. Wash. Ter.
ItsT ortli IT akima
LUMBER YARD!
G. 0. NEVIN, Proprietor.
LUMBER, POORS, HASH ASP RLISPS, LATHS, SHINGLES, AC.
Unt for tke Celebrated Averill Faints, tie best Faints on tie Market,
ASP A LARUE SUPPLY ALWAYS ON HAND.
.1 jOcrud Yord.Wmt bldeol Bailroitd Tw.k. North ol Depot, No-h Yoklioo. W.T.