The Yakima herald. [volume], November 07, 1889, Image 6

About The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914

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THE TAMA HERALD.
tatnarur. novum », uar
i rmmwi mnut
■r. Ink Mean- ■■ a Mg Tlw k Iriagiag
■btahUSaj-Ta."
Him guile Tansy—'“Do Ton know what
time It B, Hank Stoner?"
Hank Burner—"No, noe 1 don't cart."
"Ob, TOO dent? Well, ll'a time aU
pod little hoys were home and in bed.”
"Yon don’t aay so.”
“Tea, I do, amarty. and jron'd better
be going. ”
“I’ll no whan I get ready."
"Baaa-box."
“Bay, finale.**
“Say’ H yourself white your mouth’s
open.**
“Maw, now, Stale; I'm in eameet.”
"Well, what am I doll, r
"Von know what; yon know 1 boon
pitta with yon a km, lime, Boole."
“Poab! what II yon haeot Garni
Hear naked yon to go with me. and-11
o'clock! Von (Dtaf to .Uy here all
alahtr’
■Maw, Boat yoo're tickled enonah to
kato mo May and yoo know It.”
“A-o-a-w, Bank Stoner! Aa tbonab I
enre whether yon go or day. Fnahl”
* “Ob, I gome I ain't inch a leal an I
look. Bntaay, Bode,”
“Won. aay it, than, yoo ninny! My
land o’ teat, I alat hinderin’ yon.”
“Ton am, loo.”
“Tea, bee. hoi, hen!”
“Honaat Inina, now, Boole; I'm in
dead oaraaoL I ain’t ban year ehadder
six for nothin*.**
“Myshadder! U. Hank I”
“You know I ainV*
“How should I know? I ain’t a
witch.**
“Ton act like one.*’
“You’re polite, I must aay I”
*1 mean it as a compliment.’’
‘•Smart compliment.’’
“I think the world and all of yoo,
Soria.**
“La, Hank!’*
“I ain’t toolin’.**
"Tee, bee. bee. bee!’’
“DM you ever happen to think that
yon and me was old enough and Mg
enough to get married r*
“F<H>-b, Hank!”
“We air. I ain’t thought moch else of
late.**
“Too redickerns thing t**
“Well, 1 ain’t. Yoo like me potty
well, don’t your*
Pd be smart to aay so if I did.’’
“Wefl, you might when we’re going to
gR married.’’
“Who aaM we were going to get mar*
Had? It takes two to make a bargain.
Mr. fimarty.”
“But yoo will, won’t you. Rusts T”
**IH think about it.”
“Pshaw, Rosie! Why can’t yoo aay
•Yea* right out?”
“Oh, you’re too anxious, and—let go
my hand!”
“1 shan’t”
“Yoo mean thing! I’ve a notion to
the Idea of you potting your arm around
my waist like that, and-now, yoo dare
to kiss me again! What if pa or ma 1
should come iu?’’
“Pooh! They’re in bed, where they
• ought fobs.”
“Nice way to talk about my pa and asa.
It*s a good thing for you they are in bed.”
“Yes, I think so myself; I’d rather
have ’em there than here.”
“Tie, bee, beet Yoo mean thing!”
“Come, now, Seale, aav yes. I love
you like aU-poeseeeed I”
“Aw, Hank! Take your mouth away
from my cheek g*way!”
“Say *yea,* Aret”
“Wen, if I most-yes.”
“Tin nay I”
“ghat a,! Good haaTcea! Yea wait
to ralm the dead T”
“I'm eo happy. Boole!"
“Weil, don't go may II yen are—
fooael”—lW.
IBT4JMD munn.
lb Imm Wlf • hi. Whs M, Uetjt
IMMliiMi
I>art. Ball, in "La Onslinse Cerebral,"
apeak. ol a nan ae a right-handed ani
naL Being right-handed, It la popularly
. aaaomed that ho In alao right-lagged, hot
thle dean not appear to ha the case.
Standing, working with tbo right band,
thme la a tendency to uaa the left lag lor
balance Many people Sad laea exertion
in going round circlet to the right than to
the left. Race track, an nearly always
made hr tanning drclea to the right. So
tba majority ol tDoremenla an anon
readily performed to the right, as dancing,
running, ate. The aide in walking it to
knap to the right, and this appears to be
ahaoalnatseasal. Ilia non natural to
boar to the right, aod thle appears to be
almost nniranal. Of a large number ol
people ol the batter educated damn
naked shoot the existence ol thle rule,
only 67 par cent males tad U per earn
iaatalae wive .wars ol the rule; the largo
majority obey It onconaciooaly in walk
lag. Crowd, tend to bear to the right.
The left leg being the stronger, It la men
remUly brought into action; hence troop.
' start off with the left loot ; It Is the loot
which It placed into the stirrup d the
noddle or on the atop ol the bicycle In
mounting; so the left loot la the loot horn
which a man starts in jumping.
fa the experiment. aMLH. Darwla,
walk straight, the right-handed once dl
reraed la the right and sice versa. From
m lawn a manta oI Dr. Garsoo ol the ekele
•art ol two Inga, in HA per cent the left
waa the hmgar and ».s the right. For
■ eeearn ante ol the lent the writer col-
M pain, with tba result that In 44 per
tart the left was longer, is 21.6 per rent
the right, end in 56.6 per cent they were
Joint gars 56 per cent laflt Urge, end at
the instep 42.6 per cent. From the table
of the Agues II Is observed that tbs left
loot is mote frequently the larger in the
male than In the female sex, and the per
ceotage of feet the same alas U greater In
the female. The per oentage of the right
larger than the left Is very constant,
whereaa the number of the left larger than
those in which both feet were the same
else are much mote variable. Man, being
nateatty or artificially right-tended and
the right Lower animals, on the other
hand, appear nearly always to circle-to
the left.
Hi Sprier Jafettbci
’ B. B. Blake, ooantieo oI Spokane and
Stevens.
W. N. Roby, county of Whitman.
Wallace Mount, oountiea of Lincoln.
Okanogan, Douglas and Adams.
W. H. Upton, counties of Walla Walla
and Franklin.
K. F. Btnrdevaat, coon tier of Columbia,
OaHMdaad Aaotlo.
0. B. GroTea, oountiea of KitUtaa, Yak
ima and Klickitat.
N. H. Bloomfield, couatiaa of Clarke,
Skamania, Pacific, Cowlita and Wahkia
kum.
Maaon Irwin, coontim at Thnraton.
Chehalie, Maaon and Inwto.
Frank Aliya, count, ol Fiona.
L J. Lichtenborg, county cl King.
ear. Island, Ban Joan and Clallam.'
J.K. Wina.ooontiaof Whatcom, Bkn
git und Boobomlah.
•m Vhn tta Dm lap.
Prol. Jouaa aasuses (la ta Kogliah
neutpupar) Iha qoaotion reload aa to
whether Iha topping and drilling tbs
aaithiee oil that ia going on iu America
ie daagtraa o» not—that le to aay, Bkdy
to let out Iha internal fins ol the earth to
pfatj harue with the anttooe ter end near.
He oocnpana the earth to a hullooa tott
ed end kept distended by the gas in the
interior, which, if erheitoed, will cause
the croat to collapse, effect the motion
at the earth la ha orbit, ennaa it to kwe
its piece among Iha heaven], bodice, and
fall in places. Another writer thinks that
driliiag should ba prohibited by stringent
tew*. The adantid an in Imaaanas
cueity euiats and that ban Iha gas is
stored; that a mile below the bottom at
the earity ia a mam at roaring, aeethlag
lama which la gradually sating Into the
rock fioor at Iha carera ami thinaiag U.
Erentnally the lame will reach the cm
and a terrific axplodoo trlU oocnr. The
tlmile ol the earth being like e hailaoo le
noteolid. Why not weigh the earth end
aattle the qamtom at aoUdkyT The td
rot let qen weigh the can end moon; the
■gone am long bat the leaaH la worth the
trouble.—Ban Pramritec Argaaaaf.
AtUHW
Near Kllwe, on the earn ooeat of Alrica,
about too ntilea Booth of Zaadbar le a
cliff which hm been recently weahed up
bp the warm. On the tap at thla dlff
era Pemton tombs, known to ha at Imal
eeran oentarim old by the detea atUI
legible on them. Beneath them tombs
ia a layer at debrle repemenHng n city.
Farther down the cliff Is a aacond layer,
the remain, at a atm mom ancient city
of east and unknown antiquity. Beneath
the bottom city naan bond coma aped
mena of glaaed aaithanwara, inch aa am
oocaatoullT tabs mat with an that coast
to this day.
Thia only drengtbmn the theory at
that owe n peaaparone conti
nent, which commenced near Bin Fran
deco, took ia the Fualoaa rocks, Sand
wich lalanda, Kalick, Chain, Marahall,
Gilbert, Atlaatk. Pbcrnix, Ellice, FIJI,
Soiomon, Bemoan, New Hefarldm, New
Caledonia. Friendly and Haw Island
islands, and that a mam ones
lahafaftad tkto continent, end aa it aank
ben rath the north end couth Pldfie ocean
the lalanda an left aa monnmenta and
OMt put nation. Tba mind wearies
eaaQj when it torivw to grapple with the
infinite, or to Mlw the iootetepe of the
Almighty m He etrMee from sphere to
sphere, or to dednee Hie purpose from
Hie works.— Tmetmm Olobt.
WraaUm "iM lentf.'
The Beaton Journal (tf Commerce prints
the following “about yoomeH”
Ttmui— herd teeth la tt.
1W weight d the circulating Mood Is
28 pound*.
Tbo arenaa weight of an adult in U»
Tba train o( n mas extent! Men that
at nay otbar animal.
A man breathes abort twenty tinea n
mintaa and IMP In an hour.
A man breathes about eighteen plnta ol
air in a mlnnle, or npwarda ol seven hogs
heads a day.
Tba average weight ol the brain ol a
man in throe end one-half panada; el a
Five hundred aod iarty panada, or one
d blood pan throorh IhT bam^am
hour.
The average height d an Englishman
la 6 teat t Inchat; d a Frenchmen S Mat
4 inches; d a Belgian 6 leal inches.
The heart aanda nearly tea pounds d
Mood through the veins and arteries at
each boat, and makes four brats while we
hßatha ones.
One hundred and seventy-live million
cells an in the lunge, which would cover
a surface thirty times greater than that d
the human body.
The average d the puke in Infancy it
120 par minute; la manhood, «; at oo
yearn, 80. Tba palm d fialm la more
frequent than that d males.
—For coal and wood tail on John
Bead. tm.
—Orocariaa yon matt hare. Orooarlsa
we moat tail. Ufa trade and both ha
happy. BartboWßna. •
—Ooo. W. hnlookon boa tho only oichi
■iTa rtgar aad tobaeoo alaad la tba city.
HmokanahoaUfcyhlalaafaoda. •
' Mia. Michael Curtain, Plainfield, 111.,
* flu that she caught
1 cold, which aattlad on her loop; aha
[ waa treated hr a month by her tamlly
physician, hut grew worse. He told bar
1 that aha waa a bopsleaa victim ol ooo
’ sumption and that no medicine could
1 cum bar. Her droggiata suggested Dr.
’ King’s New Diaoonry lor Consumption;
[ aha bought a bottle and to her delight
Hmlf the first
’ She continued Its oaa and after taking ten
k -«a»— A.,,,,1 a aa « i _-«|
WnnM MIOU GUI Mil BGUIIU HQ w dll. BUV
' dom her own housework and is aa well as
sheerer waa. Free trial bottles of this
great Discovery at Janeck’a Pharmacy.
| Largs bottle 60e. and sl.
Wm. Timmons, poatmaster at Idaville,
Ind., writes: “Electric Bittershaa done
more for me than aU other medicines com
bined, lor that bad feeling arising from
kidney and Uvsr trouble.” John Leslie,
fanner and stockman, of the place,
says: '‘Find Electric Bitters to be the
beet kidney and Avar medicine; make me
feel like a new man.” J. W. Gardner,
hardware merchant, same town, say*-
“Electric Bitten is just the thing for
man who is all ran down and doesn’t care
what her he lives or dim; found new
strength, good appetite and felt Jmt like I
had a new learn on life.” Only 60 oenta
a bottle at Jansck’s Pharmacy.
gsektes** traisa Halve
la the best salve in the world for cots,
bruises, sores, nkers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
ly cures piles, or no pay required. It is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 26 cents per boa.
For sale by C. B. BuahneU. druggist.
0100,000 IS Lean.
Mac Lean, Reed A Co. have SIOO,OOO to
loan on improved farm lands. Applica
tions lor loans will recsivs prompt at-
Independence, Ora., Dec. IS.
Both myself and wife have ban lor
some yean afflicted with disease of the
kidneys, and had tried many remedies
without obtaining any permanent relief.
About three months ago we were induced
to try Oregon Kidney Tea, which has ap
parently entirely cored both of ns, as
since taking It two weeks we have felt no
symptoms of tte disease. We can heart
ily recommend it to others similarly
afflicted aa we beliers H will do all that is
claimed for it M. W. Warn.
Bold by Allan A Chapman.
—The oonsdorisness of having a remedy
and sudden colds ia very consoling to a
parent With a bottle of Ayer’s Cherry
Pectoral in the houee one feels. In such
cases, a sense of security nothing else
can give.
—t bay my underwear direct from the
fectorim, end am now offering It at prime
which were aerer before heard ct in
North Yakima. Call and examine geode
end pekoe, and eee lor yoarnoli.
e Mraoa H. Bum.
—Handera, la one adrartidng colnmna
yoo will sat the generoaa offer cl Goodwin
A Pngaley. Six lota in the beat part of
town giran away. Thia lean opportunity
which thoald act be thrown away. •
—Bartbolet Brea, will not ha andmaold
In anything—dry gooda. clothing, fomieh
lag geode, boon and ahoee, hate and cape,
mockery, groceries, and In fact erarything
kept in n fleet-c tern atom. •
—For dyapepeia and iirer complaint.yoo
have n printed gaamntea on every bottle
of BMloh’e VitaHace. It never tail, to
com. Fee Bala by C. B. Boahnell, drug,
fiat.
—Why will yon eongh when Bhiloh'e
Core will giro immediate relief. Price
10 rente, SO crate end |l. FcrmlebyC.
T> WO l ll n . e .
d. nusnneu, anq§ai.
—Catarrh cured 4>ealth and sweet breath
eecnied, by Shiloh's Catarrh Bemedy.
Price 50 cento. Nasal injector free. Sold
-C. E. McEwen is now offering ead
dlee, bridlea, baraeas and ererythiag in
his line at prices not to be duplicated this
side of Portland. •
—Bhiloh’s Catarrh Buriy la I pori-
Un can tor caUfTh,dipttaiHa and Cank
er Moots. For tall by C. B. Bnahnall,
druggrt.
—For square dealing and value received
lor yon, band onntd cash, oaß on T. O.
Badflald for anythin, la tbo lino ol jew
elry. o
—A nasal injector baa with each bottle
ol Shilob'a Catarrh Bamady. Mon M
carta. For aala by C. B. BuabnaU, drug
*«•
Hluplme nights, made miserable by
that terrible ooogh. Shiloh's Oort to tba
remedy lor 70a. Bold by C. B. Boshnctl.
-For a nobby suit, made to arte, do
not fail to call on oar popnlar merchant
tailor. M. Probacb, on Yakima avanns. •
-Enry garment mads by M. Fro*
bach is warranted a good ftt, good work
manship and to girt satisfaction. •
-Call on Myron H. Ellis and examine
his fine Una of winter underwear; one
door aonth of opera hooas. •
-Croup, whooping cough and hroo
-«■ «*«- «_ »»-»-!- - -«» ■ 1 OVllokla
emus immediately relieved uy ooiion s
Cm. Hold by Boohooli.
—'Tho Block at hma, aaddlaa, Ac., at
0. K. McE vea’a U tho boot la tho city,
ond bio pekoo oto tbo lowaak, •
—Mooay to loaa la tay amotraia, oa ap
pooood oocurtty, by R. Bbobaeb, North
Yakima. U
—Choice leotl, ooto oad chopped boric,
he aato at tbo North Yaklau toiler mlllo,
-All of tho lahal otyloo to pmto'lot
nlohlmo an to bo hand at U. H. BUio'o.*
—Uoodola A Pmloy bore choapoooot
to loaa oa Improved 1 lOtnim property.*
—Six lota droa away to paofda who
will build. Ctoodwla A Foadoy. •
Fur lb Bm Filial Dus I
FOR CASH OtyLY!
Dress Goods.
AT COST. AT COST.
BARTHOLET - BROS.
Opera. ECpi3.se Bloolg.
S. J. LOWE
Carrie the largeat, bet and ebaapaat atoek oI all kind, of
Cooking and Heating Stoves,
,- ■ . ■ir^riiTr
HARDWARE,
Etc., which be ie prepared to offer at remarkably low prloea. Alao m stock a fine
line of
Tinware, Sheet Ironware, Graniteware, Guns,
Pistols and Farm Implements.
Ooaaar Yakima Arena, and Fir* atreet - - W. T.
GENERAL MERCHANDISE.
DRY GOODS,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
HATS AND CAPS,
FURNISHING GOODS
AND GROCERIES.
J-. CT. ARMSTROU Qy
Corner Flret etieet end Yekime Avene.
A complete If of ell o< the commodMee lamented ebon will be kennl
et thie etora, id e (mere! reqent I. mat forth In the pobllc to cell end near
f the prime end qnellly a( the Oaode.
J. J. Aromtronif.
Hmll-Cinmid Pram I
Prices Reasonable.
OUR WORK FIRST CLASS.
E. S. ROBERTSON,
SUCCESSOR TO
Spinning & Robertson,
Real Estate,
INSURANCE.
would respectfully call your atten
tion to the fact that my list of
TOWN PROPERTY
is unexcelled. I have Lots for sale in
every part of the city and Additions.
F-AJEIM PROPERTY
Very desirable, in tracts to suit.
Represent a fine line of Insurance Companies.
Money to Loan!
On Farm and City Property.
sirens
YAKIMA AVENUE, NORTH YAKIMA,
(Shardlow & McDaniel’s old stand.)
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Thomas Bradley, well-known throughout Eastern Washington and Oregon as
an expert mixologist, will do the honors behind the tier, and will be pleased to
meet his many acquaintances among the commercial travelers, as well as residents
of this section.
The attention of the indulging public is directed to oar extensive line of
Fin Mis, Ib, Ours,
Which we guarantee to be of the beet makes in the country.
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ELEOAIVT
Pool - and - Billiard - Tables
Afford pleasure and recreation to those seeking healthy exerdae.
If courteous treatment, square dealing and unadulterated goods can secure and
retain the patronage of the public, the efforts of the proprietors of this house will
be recognised and appreciated.
We have Just completed refitting and beautifying the building, and now invite
the public to call and bestow upon ns such patronage as we merit.
Wills & O’Harra.
Allen & Chapman,
DETTOeiSTa
Keep always on hand all that ia pertaining to their trade. None bat pure med
icine* ana chemicals dispensed.
Prescriptions a Specialty!
Manipulated by a Competent Pharmacist.
Pure Wines and Liquors for Medical Use.
A luge Line oi Feint., Oile, Well Peper, Oleee, Putty. Beeh end Loon, Conn
end eeeee In our Coen mod 100. end Beentlfnl Qneiten.
TUB Very Finest Bulls of Key West aid Imported Cigars.
Corner Yakima Arsons and Second Street. .... North Yakima
G. Li. Holmes db Bull,
716 a 720 Pacific Ave., Tacoma, W.T.
Foimture, Gaipets, Brapeiies mill Rugs,
WHOL.ESAI.E and RETFAIL.
Largest M aid Best Variety M ef San Fraidnl
When in Tacoma, call and examine, whether yoa wish to purchase or not.
Solicited.
Chappell &. Cox,
AGENTS POE PRANK BEOS. IMP. 00.,
Yakima Awe., North Yakima.
AGENTS FOB FIBIIACHDHRY OF ALL M,
Wagons, Farm Hacks, Buggies, Carta, Ac., Ac.
| AB nemo ft# 11 if eel w»im.el,fell.ln..eH,«n.el Iml.