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THE YAKHA HERALD. THUBBDAT. PBCKMBKB ». Vt*. TUI IMS CUKE. Wkt «ilk tkt rnWkb Fate tT tie Uat ■aaaa Earth. The St Louis Republic says: Whst will bs lbs fata of tbs list mao la a sob fact that baa often been discussed. Tliere haes ben about a doan different aolu tlan to the question. Ten ol the bast are sonunariaed below: 1. The surface ol tha earth is ateadil; dimioiahing, dented regions being low •red and the seal are Ailing op. The land will at last be submerged and the last man wilt be drowned. 2. The ice la gradually accumulating at the North pole and slowly melting away at the Booth, the cooeequenoee ol which will be an awful catedrophe when the eertb'e center ol gravity maidenly changes The leel man will be killed by the creahing ol moreblee or drowned by the torrent# ol water that will rnah acroee the land. 3. The earth cannot always eecnpe collie inn with e comet, and when that dlaaater dote come there will be commingling ol air end cemetery gamtt which will caoee a grand, hot awful aad terrific ex plosion. 11 the lest man baa not already bean euffoceted he will he killed by tha 4. There is a retarding mediant in •pace, causing n gradual ion of velocity In the planets, and the earth obeying the law* of gravitation will get nearer and nearer to the eon, and the last man will, therefore die of ezoeeelve beat 5. The amount of water on the earth is slowly diminishing. Finally, the earth will be aa arid waste like the moon, and the last man will die far want of water. A. Other sons bare disappeared, and ooza mast sooner or later go oat forever. The intense beat at the time of horning np will bora the earth thousands of feet deep; the last man will than be literally ■pasted off .the face of the earth.. 7. The son’s fire will gradually burn oat and the temperature will cool. The earth’s glacial sooss will enlarge, driving shivering humanity toward the equator, until the the hospitable apace will lessen almost to nothing and over-crowded hu manity will be frosen np in a heap. 8. A gradual cooling of the earth’s surface will produce enormous fissures in the outside crust like those seen on the moon. The remnant of humanity will take refuge in these great caves, and the last man will be killed through some great convulsion of nature. 9. The earth will separate into small fragments, and the last man will have a fearful ride an be falls through space forever. 10. Tbs human family will rstrogr le until man will nsi possess a higher nature than the plant louse of to4ay. Such being the case, this carious inhabitant will spontaneously produce posterity of both sexes, and when annihilation takes place it will be the dosing act to the drama in which each has played bis part. lab ai TUr MgaUKUtj. According to Payen, without their being anything abnolote in thoee qualities which dspsod on the particular state of the di gestive organs of different individuals or on the idiosyncrasies, we may any in gen eral that meats are more easily digestible the Isas strong their cohesion and the less their hardness. We might thus establish between them the following order, begin ning with the lightest: Sea and river fish, fowl, game, crustaceans, lamb, veal, beef, mutton, wild boar and pork. In these categories are generally con siderably heavy and hard to digest, sal mon, eels, geese, wild docks and some other wild birds, as well as strongly and salted meat. On the time required for the digestion of different kinds of food: Boers.; Hoorn ■imiirwt s.u boim milk xso < MthtKlMM) . 4.U. Bolted eodS«b iSS . aw- ..tußßua a: SST" sniKTioß uS I Boosted tarkey . radios (soft bolted) MO | The above is taken from Beaumont’s "Experimentson Digestion.” Dalton com- ; ments on these observations ss follows: **Tbess results would not always be~ pre cisely the same lor different persons, since there are variations in this respect according to age and temperament. Thus in moat instances mutton would probably be equally digestible with beef, or per haps more so; and milk, which in some persons b easily digested, in others b disposed of with considerable difficulty. But, as s general rub, tbs comparative digestibility of different substances b no doubt correctly expressed by the above list.”—i/oIT. Journal of Health. Irrigator The statement coming from Kansas that arid lands can be made fertile with out tbs aid of irrigation has been hooted at by the press with considerable fervor, hut the officer* of the agricultural ex periment rtstion at Garden City insist that the scheme b within the bounds of reason. Successful experiments have been mads and are now in progress. Tbs plan b to pulverize the soil to a con aklsrsbb depth to form a bed or spooge to hold the natural rainfall. After the seed b planted, the surface of the ground b covered with matted straw to prevent the evaporation of the moisture and the movement of the toil by the wind. Grans—, forage plants and sorghum have been raised on dry mess by tbb method, and the experimenters are confident that good crops of corn and wheat can be se —Henry Ditter b the sob agent for Yakima of the celebrated Broadhead dram goods. They are warranted made tans the beat material by skilled work men, do not cockle or shrink, and can be worn in damp weather without the least injury to ths fabric. • k Miag TMr Iwfc I wonder why It It that a Uttl* promliMaoi chm aonM dmo to lom their bsadi mi te give themselves airs which only <h*uot them with whom they in brought Into coatee* Xi te to tha credit of tbs higher oOotete of thi government that Umj realise that Umj an only temporarily Intrusted with power, and are affable sad approachable I ham ta mj eye, though, a subordinate who teaagtem that ha controls ovary branch of tha groat depart BMnt of which. In truth, ha la aa exceedingly insignificant part If bo has any work to dc it te not perceptible to tha ordinary vhttor Ha tils at his table leaning comfortably back la hte chair and masting all, mve a law mo dal frtmite. with mob aa air of stony Indlf foronoa and unmitigated ennui that a man m woman most bar# a good daal of ana U panht fat making to obtain taCpnaaUoß. Ba was rathsr alosly caught, however, Um othar day. A frtend of rnlna aallad on him and askad in rospact to tha status of a oaaa Tha high and mighty patty oOotel oonlduot r— mhwr anything about 11 After a good (teal of ooovermUoo my frtend finally aaldi “Wall, Mr. . 1 was mot hara byJSeeretary —to obtain this information. Hs natural]r snppoaad that as it was in tbasoopaof you duties you could give it I will ratnrn and tall him that yon are unable to do eo." Tha way tha bithsrto Ignorant man jnmpad tahb hat and bogan with tha otaom volubility to impart that which wnsdmlrad plainly *owad that, tha pom to tha contrary not withstand lag. thorn is a good daal after all in anaam, aspsciaily if it ba that of a superior.—Wash ington Press 'Mllkaaaa'. aw«ll" As might naturally be rngpomd. many m» doweattampto here bam mode to jaatuy tha am of aaeatto la Iba form oT -Mlltmenb BrnrUt,* It twlog elalnwd that tt la afaaolnlaly barmtam A Oermao nbmrid bm iHmormel In eeealtn paaM warmabmringerlmmHeem to Iba trichina paradu, which gam ha hr rorlto baUtel In bo«a Baeva that he km found than paxedtoa In army Mmple d an aatto which ha baa aaaminao. Ba limurihd ths worm as color less, without prominent m outer markings, with blunt hsad and lom assdte pointed tell Itlsaf various suss and kmps up a >vaiy movsmant nadar tha micro scope Before this dteoovarv there ware M* ptersasoni for ooodamalag la toto the “Bsn sflt- la qoaaUon; if another waa naosasary certainly it te now furnished.—Boeton Hsrald. Dog Onr of Sweden has written and swpntert aa spare so tt Usd "Tbs Chatls of Erooberg,** which will before lona bs pro dooad at asraral ooatteantal opera nonsaa hOMIMa The "empire” and "directoire” styles have passed the zenith of their prosperity. A combination of two kinds of for on one shoulder cape is a fashionable fea ture of the season. The '‘sling" sleeves are now worn with inner sleeves in bell or coat shape to pro tect the arms. Belts of every discription are now worn entirely envirrling the waist or extending from the aide seams across the front. The height of bonnets baa diminished very perceptibly, but they are still raised above the forehead and lowered at the back. Small bonnets are being covered smoothly with velvet and have cloee-aet garniture and narrow "make” strings fastened with fancy pins. Evening bonnets are finished with forty inch strings of narrow black or very dark colored velvet attached to the back of the frame and brought around the neck to tie under the left ear. luce pie. lev They lake H ia lew Eagiaad aad Aba ia Mi Mai The following is a recipe (or mince pie mixture, made after the fashion of the dames of old New England: Get six pounds of Juicy beef, boil and chop fine. It must be borne in mind that the meat in boiling loses about half its weight, so for three pounds after it is chopped fine cleared of gristle, double the quantity must be boiled, the liquor making good stock. Chop fine two pounds of beef suet, six pounds of tart apples, peeled and cored, seed two pounds of raisins and wash thoroughly two pounds of currants, cut one-half pound of citron in thin strips and mix all these ingredients together with one teaspoonful of salt, ground doves, allspice and cinnamon each one ounce, and mace and nutmeg each one half ounce. Put three quarts of dder over the Are with three pounds of C sugar; skim and pour boiling hoi through a fine strainer over the mixed material; addons large cop of New Orleans molasses and the Juice and grated rind of one lemon. Btlr well and pack in air-tight Jars. And here is an Irish recipe, which, however, is not for dyspeptics: Keep a beef tongue in water (our or five days; boil till tender, when cold chop fine, add two pounds of finely chopped suet, two pounds of raisins, two pounds of currents, twelve large apples minced fine, four pounds of sugar, the juice and pulp of two large oranges and the grated rind of one, a cupful of raspberry or strawberry jam, three-fourths of a pound of citron shaved fine, one cupful of quince pre serves, two tablespoonfuls of cinnamon and one of nutmeg. Mix the mincemeat with the syrup from the sweet pickle Jar, and a little brandy, if desired, and the Juice and grated rind of four lemons. C. E. MeKwen takes a pride in turning out good work. • This ia the reason his harness, saddles, bridles, Ac., glee each satisfaction and ontlast all others. —Go and see the new Japanese goods lost received by M. H. Elba, successor to I. H. Dills A Co. —Goodwin A Pngs ley’s fire insurance companies do not cancel their pedicles. Give ns a call. —John Reed will have his headquar ter* at M.H. Ellis’, First street, near opera house. 32-tf. —Money to loan in any amounts, on ap proved security, by R. Htrobacb, North Yakima. tl —Choke feed, oats and chopped barley for sale at the North Yakima roller mills. —Goodwin A Pugsley have cheap money to loan on improved business property.* —All of the latest styles in gents’ fur nishings are to be found at M. H. Ellis’s.* —Goodwin A Pugsley have cheap money to loan on Improved business property.* -Myron H. Ellis has the finest line of j neckwear la tbs city. m mu «r kuvns. I Waif Whs las Gnvi U WmaM WwMfcjf mi Baatifal. 81. Paul Pioneer Prett: The belle of Dead wood is a young and dashing girl who toms her nineteenth rear in a few days. Her name is Margaret Sanford and she is an orphan. Who her mother was no one seems to know. Her father entered a mining camp about twelve years ago, footsore, ragged and almost starved, having walked across the can yons from Nevada. The miners gave him food and clothing, and began to consti tute themselves little Margaret’s body guard. One night the old man was found dead before bis door, which the drifting snow had fastened so be could not enter. The child was asleep inside. After the funeral she became a sort of wanderer, going and coming at will, and making many valuable discoveries of ore. She learned to use the rifle and revolver. A year ago she struck an ore bed richer than the most in tliat vicinity, and again led the miners to tbe spot. This time they made a voluntary contract to give her one-fourth of the yield. They kept their word and she la now a rich woman. She is tall, slender and good looking, and wean long golden hair streaming down her back. dug« *f tart Socialistic Mob—“ Bring him oat! Hsng him ( Down mit monopoly I” Inventor (potting bin bend oat of the window)—" Goodness me! wbnt does this mean?” Mob Spokesman—"You mooet die! Vo boor too Invent • machine vat do do vork off von booodret men. Yon dake treat oat off dere moatba; joo ” Inventor—‘This machine ol mine is an attachment for breweries, and will bring beer down to one cent a glass. ” Mob (wildly) -"Hooray!’’ Hi Iriref tb lag. They have an effective way ol dealing with habitual drunkards in Norway and Sweden. They put them in Jail and feed them on bread and wine. The bread is steeped in wine for an boor before it is served. The Ant day n man will take it, bat before many more be will bate the sight of it. Alter an incarceration of this sort many become total abstainers. ■sick lew's Avslts Sslvs la the best salve in the world for cats, braises, sores, ulcere. esH rheum, (ever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positive ly cures piles, or no pay required. It la guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per bo*. For sale at Jaaeck’s Pharmacy. Highland, Ore., March 20. I have suffered with a disease of the kidneys (or six or seven years and for the last two months have been laid op with the pain in igy back. A friend sent me a sample of the Oregon Kidney Tea, and having need it one week I can do a good day’s work. I have derived more benefit from it then from all the medicines I have ever taken. J. Q. Nxwbill. Hold by Allen A Chapman. The special quality of Ayer’s Hair Vigor is that It restores the natural growth, color, and texture of the hair. It vitalises the roots and follicles, removes dandruff, and heals itching hamors in the scalp. In this respect, it surpasses all similar preparations. —I hay my underwear direct from the factories, and am now offering it at prices which were never before heard of in North Yakima. Call and examine goods and prices, and sea (or yonraelf. Mtbom H. Eujs. —Readers, in onr advertising columns yon will see the generous offer of Goodwin A Pugsley. Six lots in the best part of town given away. This is an opportunity which should not be thrown away. —The Rev. George H. Thayer, of Bour bon, Indiana, says: “Both mysell and wife owe our lives to Shiloh's Consump tion Cnia." For sals at Jansck’s Phar macy. —Dr, Savage will be found always ready to attend calls day ar night. Office over postoffies; residence an Second street, two doors south U. 8. Land Office. —Call and examine my samples for fall and winter clothing. I guarantee a good fit and will give you prices that defy com petition. Mraon H. Eixis. —Persons desiring transportation about the dty or vicinity can be accommodated by leaving orders at Allan A Chapman’s for Stanton’s hack line. tf —C. E. McEwsn is now offiwing sad dles. bridles, harness and everything in his line at prices not to be duplicated this side of Portland. —Will you suffer with dyspepsia and liver complaint? Shiloh’s Vltallser is guaranteed to cure you. Sold at Jan sck’s Pharmacy. —For a nobby suit, mads to order, do not fail to call on our popular merchant tailor. M. Probach, on Yakima avenue. —John, when you go to town, just step in at Bartbolet’s and get me some of that elegant salt pork. It is delicious. —Every garment made by M. Pro bach is warranted a good fit, good work manship and to give satisfaction. -Call on Myron H. Kills and sxamine his fins line of winter underwear; one door sooth of opera hooee. —A nasal injector free with each bottle of Shiloh’s Catarrh Remedy. Price 60 cents. For sale at Janeek’s Pharmacy. —Groceries you most have. Groceries we must sell. Let’s trade and both be happy. Bartholet Bros. —A floe new line of aidrtlw. hanww, etc., joat received at C. E. McEwen’a shop, Yakima aveooe. —Parties wanting coal in quantities will please give their orders in early. John Reed, agent. SMI. —Onion, potatoes cabbage wanted at Boyers A Co.’s. GREAT OVERLAND ROUTE, Northern Pacific R. R., VIA CASCADE DIVISION. Tbs only line miming Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars, magnificent day coaches, and ELMJUT EINIAffT SLEEPING NICIES, with Berths Pres of Cost. FROM OREGON AND WASHINGTON POINTS To the J&bmU via »r. Paul AND mimhbapous. Tbs Only Trsnscoutluental Lins Banning PALACE DINING CARS (Msale, 76 Cents.) Fastest Has over nude from tbe Cosst, ever the MORTHERH PACIFIC R. R. To Sloax Cltv, Council Blaflb, St Joseph, Atchl eon. Leavenworth, Kansas City, Darlington, Qalney, NT. LOUIS, CHICAUO, And all polnu throughout the East and Soath eaet via St Paal and Mlnaeapolls. PiUau -;-SlNplii| Accommodations Can be aerated la advance. EMIGRANT SLEEPING CARS Ate hauled on regular Express Trains over the entire length of the N. P. K. R. Connection made et St Paul and Minneapolis to all points East, South and Southeast Through trains leave Yakima for St Paul at 17 p.n. Through trains for Portland and all points on Pacific and Cascade division, at 9.50 p. m., con necting at with boats for olnts on Octets oe sale to all points In the United State* and Canada. Fur rentes, rate*, Ac., ap ply to H. C. HUMPHREY, Ticket Agent, North Yakima. A, D. CH A SLATON. Aset General Passenger Agent. No. I<;1 First street cor. Washington. Portland, Oregon. To the Public. Ou ami alter this date I will be prepared to serve the people of North Yakima with everythin* la the way of FRESH CANDIES, FRUITS of all Kinds, CIGARS and TOBACCOS. OYSTERS Served In every ityle. Call and give me a trial. ORLANDO BECK, Proprietor. Noeth mm Street. North Yakima. Washington. la tbs only Ere Meter that>lll correctly measure the defects of simple or compound Astigmatism It yts havs Defective T.yr* have them teMed where yon can have It done correctly. i (Hirer nr b uwm ciimrna. Have yon seen the new steel Hpectalea with gold nose piece? They never rest and are guar anteed not to break at nose-Joint, a very weak point In all Spectacles. In Goodi ul Latest Mess. T. «. Redfleld. Sold by Allen A Chapman. THE PEOPLE'S MABKET, One Door North of Opera Ifotue. W M . H. KERSHAW. I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON EUNOt PICKLED A SMOKED MUTTON HAMS PICKLED A SMOKED HAMS. PICKLED A SMOKED TONGUES BREAKFAST BACON, DRIED A CORN ED MEATS VARIETY or SAUSAGES NICE HOME-MADE LARD, LIVE A DRESSED CHICKENS. FRESH MEATS OF ALL KINDS. Price* Way Down SHRIYER BROS., nukn, Gas-Fitters, Hectrician We are tborenshljr qualified to do any weak la Um above Hue#, and guarantee satialaclloa. A ieaT/thTrratfuwu t** bmiatm ln tb * Kaat , Orders *lor Hout aad Sim Kslntln*. Paper Hanging and Decors line Riven prompt attention aad Ibe work executed la the beat manner. A once over MarUan, Reed A Co’s., Yakima Fire Wood & Draylng. I have a large gnantitr of excellent tone end ir cord wood end flr slab wood for ■ale cheap. I aJeo ran two drara, end aa prepared to do nanltng at reaaooahla flgaree. Aptj^to CEAN6B OFJDABtEBS. A. J. Kraadelt hu removed the YAKIMA BAKERY ~* uU ' On Yakima Avenue. Coffee, Tea, ChoeoUte and Milk, with Cake. 10c. IM Brtri, Ukt*. Km u4 Bui Bwjr Day. >l. PROBAOH, [Saccesaor to H. Sigmund.] —THE LEADING lev unit YAKIMA AYE., nMr Front St, Domestic an* Imported Oooda made up In tha latest styles and at reasonable prices. ALL CLOTHES GUARANTEED TO FIT. (Vu* uttipiri* a Spdittr. NEW FURNITURE ,IM “• Int Door to the ost Oflu. Mr old friends and the trade are Invited to oosae and examine and price ray sleek. REMEMBER THE PLACE, NEXT DOOR TO POSTOFFICE. A. H. Reynolds G.A.BAILEY —THE PIONEER— Sewing Machine Man, la sow (toners! Agent for the Beet Hikes of Pianos, Organs and Sewlnc HacUnes I get my Goods direct from the different Man ufacturing Establishments, so I am enabled to Sell Cheaper, -—And to Give—*- BETTER TERMS Than any other Agent In the Field. Tn Cash, er litis With M Ebencn. GrA. Bailey With Bedflsia , Yakima Awe. Bartholet House, JOHN BABTHOLET, Proprietor. FRONT STREET, NORTH YAKIMA, W. T The Bartholet House is centrally located and conducted on first-dam principles. Every attention given to the comfort of guests. MEALS TIEITT-FIYK CKITS. - LODGIHG TWEITT-fIYE CUTS. Patronize Home Industry. Ed. IF. WltLit© «Sc Co, FASmONABLE MERCHANT TAILORS, Maxi Dnr a*«tk of ike Hold VaftlM. A int-claee slock of Imported and DramUr Goods alwaya on band. Pleaee give ne a call, and we Hanatat to pita* toil Fit and WorkmauMhip Guaranteed. ED. F. WHITE A CO. IfcTorttL TTcttelma LUMBER YARD! G. 0. NEVIN, Proprietor. LUMBER, DOORB, SASH ADD BUNDS, LATHS, SHINGLES, AC. Amt for tie Celebrated ATerili aiitx, tke best Faints on tie Market AND A LARGE SUPPLY ALWAYS ON HAND. Office and Yard. West Bide of Railroad Track. North oI Depot. North Yakima, W. T. rBA»K B. IIIIDUV, Jtrr . D . MCDANIEL. StLa.rdJ.o'w | adCoPemiel, DIALSRH IN ITine "Wines, Liquors, Imported ft Domestic Cigars. FIN! BILLIARD AMD POOL TABLER. Southeast Comer Yakima Arenoe A Front Street. One Door Wert of Steiner's Hotel. Sole llMtt for tte Cetetetal Joa Moure Katictj Wtoto. GENERAL MERCHANDISE. DRY GOODS. BOOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS. FURNISHING GOODS AND GROCERIES. CT. O’. AJRJhraTTROICTO, Corner Pint street and Yakima Anon.. A muplata tin. of ill ol the nomuiodlHaa centner.ted .bore will b. found •t this Mora, and . pnl raqurat U rant forth to the public to nil ud erem ite the pricoa end quilt, of (be Goods. J. J. Armutroiur. G. L. Holmes <fe Bull, 716 ft 790 Pacific Ave., Tacoma, W.T. Fumllure, Camels, Draperies and Rugs, WHOLESALE and RSTPAIL. Lanest Stool aid Best Variety Kortk of Sai Francisco t When in Tacoma, call and examine, whether yon wish to purchase (V not. **‘Correspondence Solicited. i. T. RSHRIJIAN. U. W. RODMAN Rodman & Eshelman, Real Emit al Lia Ml Money to Ixiau on Mortgnjref). limtalsM al Pnjirti Mil Mi-lnlliils Hpcrlal attention tocaltod to the Great Bargain* in Fonr Choice Ten-Acre Tract* and On* Forty Tract of tb* Boat Garden Laad (balance of the Yoto Ranch) which wID he offered for a few day* Oity Lot* and Farm Property Bought and Sold. MrWPICR-Taklaui Amw. near Betel Yaklau Slim ml HIM Mi, YAKIMA AVKNUE, NORTH YAKIMA, (Shardlow & McDaniel’s old stand.) Thomas Bradley, well-known throughout Eastern Washington and Oregon as an expert mixologist. will do the honors behind the bar, and will be pleased to meet his many acquaintances among the commercial travelers, as well as residents of this section. . The attention of the indulging public is directed to oar extensive line of Fit Mi, Wilts, Ci|iß, Which w. guarantee to ha of the beat makaa In the cooatrp. Pool - and * Billiard - Tables Afford rleaanr. and recreation to Ihoaa aaaklac health, aaacdaa. If noortoona treatment, equate deeJtnaand nnadnltaratad (ooda nan aacura and retain the natrooaffa of tire public, the raorta of the proprletaaa ol thla hooaa will ha racognlaed and appreciated. We hare Joat cooiplatad refitting and beautifying the bnUdtat, and non Incite the public to call and beatow open na inch patronage aa era merit. M. Q. WILLS.