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THE GRlif UN’S STORKS. A Rlb-TlckllaE Twiisut by Fisiu Aasfcui. Casirlbsilssi rvwns Harrison, Hor ten, Blaine, Wanannkor, Cleve land, Hill dye and others. The most novel symposium ever print ed is the following collection of good stories told by fsmoos Americans, stories that loss much in twin* read, instead of being heard, but rib-ticklers nevertheless. The gentlemen who tell these stories, end convulse their hearers, have many other stories that tbsy tell first, and in case they do not cause the hilarity expected, the speaker's reputation as a wit ia taken on the stories annexed. Each story, as told, is the best in the gentlemen’s re pertoire, ss the eaucy aonbrette would put it, and they never fail to bring forth nhowers of laughter. HABXISON TELLS A MOO STOBY. I‘resident Harrison very seldom induges in s joke or story, unless he knows his hearers well. One day he surprised his hearers by telling the following story to illustrate a point: “There was a man who had a way of talking his own advice and doing things to get even. He was a n hog dealer, and one season he drove n large number of hogs to Indianapolis, a distance of 100 miles from bis home, although he was told he could get nearly as much for them at atowa nearer. Arriving al Indianapolis be found that the price of hogs had gone down. Ho kept them In the city nearly a month, and finally was offered a higher price than be coold get nearer home. He wanted a high price, and declared he would drive the bop back home, which be did at a considerable coat. Then he sold them at home at a price very much Ism than that offered in the city. One of his friends asked him why he had acted so unwisely. “ T wanted to get even with those city hog buyers,’ be replied. “ 'Bat did yon get even?’ “ ‘Well, they didn’t get mv bogs.’ “ ‘What, pray, did you get out o( the transaction?* “ ‘Get! Why, blessyour thick-akulled head, I got the aoeiety of the bogs beck home!’ vici-rmniDurr mobtox'r bill stoby. Vice-President Morton now and then perpetrates a joke or story by way ol ll lustratioo upon hie listeners. He knows It well by heart before he begins. “Not (ar from where I live in the country there Is a farmer noted for bis line, large cattle. Durhams and Alderney* roam over bis extensive lands, and people come from a longdistance to view hia stock. But visitors have to be careful about walking around alone In the clover fields on account ol the number of ferocious bulls owned by the farmer. A certain major general, who was very proud of his title,visited a neighbor of the farmer, and one day he strolled out and began to cut across the clover field in order to save a little distance. Before he knew what was up .a big bull, bellowing and shak ing his head, began to chase him. The general was a swift runner, and he made good time in (rout of the pursuing animal. But the animal was swift, too, and every time the general would get nears fence the bull was too dose for him to even at tempt to climb over. At last the gen eral made a line for a gate near the farmer’s bouse, reaching it in time to shut off the bull from farther pursuit. The farmer, it seems, was there and had witnessed the chase. The general, all out of breath, said between gasps; “ ‘Sir—sir, did you see your boll chas ing me?’ “ ‘Y-e-e,’ said the farmer, suppreesing a smile. “ ‘ls .that all you have to say? Do you know whom that ball was chasing?’ “‘You. I guess.* “ ‘Do you know who I am, sir? lam General‘Blank.’ “ ‘Wall, why didn’t you tell the bull that?* ** curtly retorted the farmer. Siam amd ns nuts ru xrr maw. James Q. Blaine is food of spicing con versation with a story. This is one that he has made do duty more than once. “ A man accepted a free ticket to a theater. The play waa not a good one, and the acton were thoroughly in accord with the standard of the play. At the end of the first act than were groans and biases and vehement expressions of dis approval oa the part of the audience. The free ticket man sat still and seemed satisfied. When the second act began, It proved to be worse than the first and nearly every one in the audience groaned their utter disgust, except the free ticket man. Finally a man who sat near the free ticket man said: “ ‘My friend, are yon disgusted with tbs play V “ ‘Yes; very much.’ “ ‘Then why the deuce don’t you groan and bias V “ ‘I can’t do it decently. I am here on a free ticket given by the head of the theatrical company. If the play grows worse I Will go out after the next act. bay a ticket and come back and express my disapproval in a vehement way.’ ” A GOOD out BY CLCVKLAKD. When Grover Cleveland was governor he was food of telling humorous stories to illustrate a point It is said be got off a good thing on a certain ex-assemblyman who dropped hi to see him about the time newspapers were exposing the job in the contract lor potting in a new ceiling in tbs Albany capital. It appears that all daring tbs days of Boss Tweed this ex-as semblyman wee la tbs lower boose, and fought against Jobbery and the ‘ boee." Mr. Cleveland was listening to the com ments of the ex assemblym>o about the substitution of a papier-mache celling for an oaken one, when all at once, with a smile on his foes, be interrupted his visit or thnaly: “What is tbs difference between the assembly now and when yon were a mem ber?” I “We were ruled by a Democratic boss end now by ft Republican boH," ventured the ex-member. “(M», no. When yon were a member the (rand waa on the floor; now it ia in the ceiling,” said Mr. Cleveland. HOW A aouxxa FBKLa IX BATTLE. General Knaael A. Alger, of Detroit, doee not often illuetrate hia conversation with a humorous story. Now and then he doee, and the following is one of hia favorites: “Four ministers stopped at my bouse in Detroit once during a conference meeting, and one evening they asked me if the glory of btave deeds celebrated in song did not have a powerful influence In stimulating soldiers to emulate heroes of history. I said, not at all. Then they wanted to know what was the sen timent that took possession of the soldier as he went into battle. I answered that just three words were often uttered by soldiers in fighting, and they embraced all the sentiment and poetry of a warrior’s nature. For example, in my division there was certain colonel known for his religious views and orthodox ways. He would not do anything to violate the Sabbath, and never was known to utter an oath or any word on the ’cnee’ order. I thought he was a Miss Nancy kind of a soldier, and was afraid he would not be any use in a bat tle, except to assist in a quick and suc cessful retreat. One day in a big battle ( saw a regiment in the thickest of the fight, and the colonel, with his sword in band, on foot, bis horse having been shot, in front cheering his men and urg ing them on. I rode up rapidly, and the words that the good, orthodox colonel was using made me smile: “ ’Give ’em bell! Give ’em bell, boys!’ he would yell at each volley. “‘Why colonel,’l said,’ *1 am sur prised at your language; you, our beet Christian!’ Waving his sword, he replied; “ ’Well, that is just what I mean, and just what I feel, give ’em bell.’ “These are the three words of senti ment that a soldier feels like uttering in a battle.” TALMAGB AND HUMAN VOICE. Rev. T. DeWitt Talmage ia fond of any story that will illustrate a sermon or beautify a moral. Here is one that he tells now and then in his own original way: “A German family emigrated from the Fatherland to this country and settled in Milwaukee. The oldest boy in his teens, concluded he would start out for himself. Finally be brought op in New York city and soon bad spent all the money the old man had given him. Then be wrote his father this kind of an appeal: Dear Father —I am sick and lonely, without a single cent. Send me some money quick. Your son, Jons. “Now the father was illiterate and could not read, so he went to a great strapping batcher and asked him to read the letter. The botcher had a gruff way of reading and a loud voice. When he finished reading Jobs’s letter the father was furious and declared he would not send a penny, even if the boy starved to death. He had never beard of such an impudent demand for money. On bis way home the father thought the batcher might have made a mistake in reading, and a desire to hear the letter read again overcame him. A consumptive baker, with a low, falling inflection, was next asked to read the son’s letter. When he concluded the father said with tears in his eyes: ‘My poor boy’ I’ll send him all the money he wants.’ The baker hod read word for word the letter as it was read by the batcher. “You see, my dear friend, that there is a great deal in the human voice.” Tift BILL WILL TAXI HIS BBXATH AWAT. Henry Wattersoo Is quick in repartee, and now and then perpetrates a good thing on the spur el the moment. He met in Washington at the Riggs bouse, the celebarted poet-lobbyist. Colonel Dick Wintersmith. The latter was in a gastronomic quandary, and told Mr. Wattersoo that he (Wintersmith) had an idea of ordering a dinner of floe beefsteak and onions. He was skeptical as to whether the Riggs bouse could serve a dinner of onions and beefsteak that would have real onions and yet leave no of fensive odor upon hia breath. “ ‘Colonel Dick, I can tell you what to do,’ said Woteraon. “ ‘What is that?’ “ ‘Why, go to John Chamberlain’s and order beefsteak and onions, and when you pay your bill it will take your breath away?’ ” wamamakbb’s bkbckk. Postmaster-General John Wanamaker is given to illustrating bis conversation with pointed stories. Onoe he rebuked some of his Sunday-school boys for laugh ing at a deaf boy’s mistake in answering misunderstood questions, and related this story: “Now, little boys, it ie not right to laugh or make aport of affliction. I knew of a deaf man once who was dis posed to be parsimonious. He was fond of society and a confirmed bachelor. He gave a banquet to some young ladies and yonng gentlemen, the elite of the city. For convenience, I will call the bachelor Brown. When the banqnet was nearly over, one of the oldest of the young men arose to toast Mr. Brown. The latter stood op, all smiles, hot he coaid not hear a word that was spoken. He only knew it was about him that the toast was being said. The young scapegoat said: “ ‘Here is to yon, yon old miser, Brown. Yon are no better than a tramp and it is suspected that yon make your money dishonestly. My wish is that yon may get your just deserts yet and in the peni tentiary.’ “The deaf Mr. Brown smiled, raised his glass to his lips, and said: ‘“The same to you.’ ” —2O and 40 acre tracts at low fig ures and no money down. J. B. Pcoslst. —Two doien of bottled beer at the North Yakima Bottling Works. —The only man who can get money for you on farm and city property la J. B. Pngsley. our poor sick usam Bn i Specialist PmotbM for Allii* Bntos-YWUig Fm Oh DoHir. ■si SMNtn own* Bif>sr»>*ian •s How and Wits to rws TStew. “ Yes, I’m a doctor now,” said a bird fancier to a reporter, as be dropped a capsule into the mouth of a boll dog he had between his knees. “Yes, sir,” be continued, patting the dog, “I’m a real doctor now; that is, as far as dog and birds go. Can I cure them if they are sick! Well, you just try me. Never lost a patient yet and some of my cures are marvelous. Does it pay? Well, I reckon it does. Do you see that bull dog? His liver is out of order, and it will take just three days to cure him. At $1 and one visit a day that makes ♦»— not bad for curing a dog’s diseased liver, eh?” “Is 91 your regular foe?” returned the scribe, taking a seat on a box of dog bis cuits. “That’s my visiting fee. Of course, if I take the dog here with me the owner has to pay board for it. “Surgical operations? Bless your soul, we have plenty of that sort of work. It was only Monday that I amputated a dog’s tail. But that’s nothing; wa cat tails off every day or an. It’s a society fad. yon know,to have dop with short tails. Then we clip terriers’ earn, but there’s not much skill in that. You would laugh if you could see some of the ladies who bring dop hern to have their tails cot. They go on terrible, and if the porp happens to yell, which, of coarse, it doee, they stop up their earn and ran away.” “Do you allow people to see you at work?” “No, not pnerally; but when these fine ladies come down nothing will do bat they mast see everything. Whist! here comes one now. Just listen. “Good morning, Mrs. H. How’s your dog to-day ?” “Ob, doctor, Toodlea is awful! Didn’t sleep all night and forsook hia milk and bread this morning. Flnaae see what you can do for him I” The dog was passed over. It wee a (at png—ao (at, in (at, that it coo id hardly walk. Yet it carried its pedi greed tail in thoroughbred style (rom without a velvet coat which encircled the dog’s body and was fastened under neath with tiny pink bowa. The dog doctor sqoeesed the pup’s throat and out came hia tongue. “The dog’s bilious,’’ said the doctor, with a knowing wink. “You’ve been feeding him on candy.’’ "Just a tiny bit, doctor. Oh t say he’ll get well!** The doctor looked thoughtful a mo ment and continued: “Yes. I can cure him, but If be gets over this take my advice and don’t give him any more sweets.’* “I’ll never do it again, doctor. Will I, Toodles?” appealing to the dog. “Then Uke this box of capon 1m and give him one throe times a day. Wait, I’ll give him one now, and yon can nee how I do It.” Taking the dog between hie lege the doctor preseed his knees about hie neck and opened his mouth. Then takings capsule in his mouth he dropped itdown the dog’s throat, way out of eight. “I can never do that in the world, doctor,” said the lady despairingly. “Can’t you do it any other way?” “Yon might pot it in a piece of meat, but my way is the best” “I’ll try the meat way first How much, doctor?” “One dollar, please, and twenty-five cents for the medicine.” “My! bow reasonable you are. Our family doctor chargee me (8 each visit and the medicine always costs about sl.” Then banding the fee over she deported with Toodles in her arms. “They are the people we make a liv ing off of,” said the doctor as soon as she was out of sight “She overfeeds her dog in the first place and staffs him with cake and candy. A ball dog couldn’t stand such treatment The result is the dog gets sick. Can yon blame him? You’d get sick yourself. And if he isn't treated at ones he dies. Dogs should be fed but twice a day-a light breakfast and a heavy dinner. '■ Puppies should not be fed oftener, but in either case never overfed. It not only makes tbe dog lasy but sick. Meat should never be given to puppies. It gives them distemper. A large bone now and then, however, is beneficial as it aids teething, and when broken up and swallowed aide digestion. Some people think a good plateful! of meat is ail a dog requires. Wrong again. Show me a dog brought up on meat and I’ll venture to soy he is worthless. “The proper thing to feed a dog with is what yon call dog cakes. They are simply the waste meal chopped np with some corn meal and well done vegetables and baked.” “What kind of patients do dogs make?” inquired the reporter. “Best in the world,” rejoined the doc tor. “It is really a pleasure to physic a dog. Yon know they can’t say anything, even if they do growl a little." “No, I never was bitten by a sick dog. They seem to know that I am doing all I can to make them weH, and I think appreciate it.’’ “That was an excellent mytbod of giv ing pills I noticed a few moments ago, but bow do you manage when the medl ' cine is in liquid form ?” “Nothing easier in the world,” an swered the doctor, removing a splinter from a setter’s broken leg. “Take the dog between your legs and force its mouth open by pressing the finger and thumb on either side of the throat. Then bold out one corner of tbs mouth and poor the medicine In there. It makes a natural funnel. Of course the dog’s head must be held aloft to keep themedi- cine from apilling. la case tha dog is vicious pot a tnozsle on him and proceed the same. Washington Star. ■cesarkable Bmae. Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfield, 111., makes the statement that she caught cold, which aettled on her longs; she was treated for a month by her family physician, bat grew worse, lie told her she was a help less victim of consumption and that no medicine could core her. Her druggist suggested Dr. King’s New Discovery (or Consumption; she bought a bottle and to her delight lband herself benefited from first dose. She continued its use and after taking ton bottles, found herself sound and well, now does her own house work and ia as well as she ever was. Free trial bottles of this great discovery at Janeck’a Pharmacy. Large bottles 60 cento and |L Henry Bitter’s Anwwwweement. The best stock of Hosiery just arrived at Henry Dittor’s. Finest line of Embroidery and Ladiea’ Muslin Underwear at Ditter’s. Dittos can furnish yon with the cheap est and beat line of Dry Goods and No tions in the city. Broadhead Dress Goods at Ditter’s— larger stock than ever. tf ■nekton's Arslcs Halve, The best salve in the world toe cuts, bruises, sores, ulcere, salt rheum, fever acres, totter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively curea piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 26 cte per box. For sale at Janeck’s Pharmacy. C. E. McEwen takes a pride in turning out good work. This is the reason his harness, saddles, bridles, Ac., give such satisfaction and outlast all others. —The only man who can get money * nd City property —C. E. McEwen is now offering sad* dies, bridles, harness and everything in his line at prices not to be duplicated this side of Portland. SO tad 40 acre tracts at law rig area aad sa weary <(«■. J. B. PI UNLKV. —The only man who can get money for you on farm and city property Is J. B. Pngsley. —When you want anything in grocer ies, or boots and shoes, call on J. H. Carpenter. He don’t sell anything only for cash, and that means small prodts. —The only man who can get money for you on farm and city property is J. B. Pngsley. —The stock of harness, saddles, etc., at O. E. McEwen’s is the best in the city, and his prices are the lowest. * —Cheap money to loan on improved farm lands. When yon want s loan, call and see ns. Whitson A Parker. —The only man who can get money for you on farm and city property is J. B. Pngsley. •O sad 40 were tracts at law fig ares aad aa weary de wa. J. PiMLRV. —Two dosen of bottled beer at the North Yakima Bottling Works. Tke aaly aiaa wha caa get aiaaey tar yaa aa ffarat aad city yrayerty Is J. B. ragelcy. —Yon can supply yourself with Wein hardt’s celebrated lager beer in two dosen cases. It is just the thing for this hot weather. Call at the North Yakima Bot tling Works. Fred Mkhlrr, Prop. •o aad 40 acre tracts at law fig ares aad as aieacy dtwa. jr. n. pi'orlry. WE ANNOUNCE six Novelettes By popular writers, as our Next Literary Attraction. These stories are Original and Copyrighted. and have the advantage of combining the requisite variety with the very high est quality of literary merit These Novelettes ate Superbly Illustrated! and will be read with lively interest by every devotee of fiction. READ THE LIST: The Two Doctor Girls, By Mary Kyle Dallas; Three Illustrations. The Judge’s, Secret, By Alfred Batch; Five Illustrations. Love and a Scrap Book, By David A. Curtis; Three Sketches. A Reversed Judgment, By Robert C V. Meyers; Four Pictures. A Weird Lover, By David Ker; Four Illustrations. Brave Janet King, By J. H. Connelly; With Three Sketches. Are You a Regular Reader Of this Paper ? If not, why? Watch for these Novelettes. They will be Worth Reading. CHANGE OF QDABTBHS. A. i. Krandelt hu removed the YAKIMA BAKERY From Front Street to the building recently vacated by We. sheerer On Yakima Avenue. Coflbe, Tea. Chocolate and Milk, with Cake. 10c. Frut Iwd. fako. ha mi im iwry lay. Patronize Home Industry- Ed F. "WtLit© «Sc Co, FASHIONABLE MERCHANT TAILORS. Next Dwr >• Lewls-Bngle Bulleing. Afl rat-e lass stock of Imported and Domestic Goods always on hand. Please give ns a call, and we guarantee to ideas* yon. Fit and Workmanship Guaranteed. THE BARTHOLET HOTEL, JOHN BARTHOLET, Proprietor. FIRST STREET, NORTH YAKIMA, WASH The new Bartholet House is centrally located and conducted on first-class principles. Every attention given to the comfort of gueets. Hates: #I.OO and #1.50 Pm- Day. ZBTorttL Yakima LUMBER YARD! O. W EEITR7 & CO, (SUCCESSORS TO G. 0. NEVIN), LUMBER, DOORS, SASH AND BLINDS, LATHS, SHINGLES, AC. Apt for tie Celebrated Averili Paints, tie lest Paints on tie Met, AND A LARGE SUPPLY ALWAYS ON HAND. Office and Yard. Went Side of Railroad Track. North of Depot. North Yakima. W. T. W L. FIX & CO., REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE. Tie Finest List of City anil Country Property on Terms to Soil Represent the Best Insurance Companies in the Union. Office, Lowe’s Block, Up-atalrg, Worth Yakima. rBAMK IIABOMV, JEW. MCDANIEL Slxarcilow | ILnfEdDanlel, DIALERS IN Fine Wines, Liquors. Imported & Domestic Cigars. FINE BILLIARD AND POOL TABLBfI. Southeast Corner Yakima Avenue A Front Street. One Door Weat of Steiner's Hotel. Sole Apts for lie Celebrated Jesse Moore Kentncly Wlisties. STOVES, PUMPS, Builders’ Hardware. A Full Stock of Tin and Graniteware, Guns and Ammunition. PRICES THE LOWEST. and examine our goods and get our prices. Satisfaction guaranteed. LIVEBLEX & SO3T. Proclamation by the Governor Wrbubas, Pursuant to the provisions of Ar ticle XIV of the Bute Constitution of the BUte of Washington. the question of permanent lo cation of the Capital of said Bute was submit ted to a vote of the qualified electors of the then Territory of Washington on the first day of Oc tober. A. D. one thousand elirht hundred and eighty-nine: and WiniAt. At said election the vote resulted as follows for Bute Capital; for Olvmpla. 460; for North Yakima. 14,711; for Client burgh, 1W»: for centralis. IW7: for Yakima, Ml; Tor Pasco, M; scattering. I.0BS; and Whereas, There being no choice at said elec tion, no place having received a majority of the voles cast at said election: and Whmbas, Pursuant to the terms of said Ar ticle of said constitution, the question of per manent location of Bute capital was again sub mitted to rote of the people In said Bute at Its general election held November the fourth, A. 1) one thousand eight hundred and ninety .with the following result: For Olympia, 57,4 i»; for North Yakima, e.275; for KlUnsburgb, 7.773: scattering, 2; and Whereas, At said last-named election the city of Olompla in said State received a consti tutional majortlty required by law for the per manent Capital of said state: iVotf, therefore, I. CHAS. K. LAUGHTON. Lieutenant Governor and Acting Governor of thatusid °* WMhlßCtoa ' 60 proclaim OITY OF OLTMPZA, Situated In Thurston County In said BtAte. has been duly selected and Is the permanent Capital and Seal ot Government In and for said Bute, in testimony whereof 1 have hereunto set ray band officially, and caused the Seal [seal] of the State of Washington to be at tached at Olympia, this IMh day ot Feb ruary. A. D. one thousand eight hundred and ninety-one. and of the Independence of the United BUteetbe one hundred and flftcenth. CHAU. *. LAUGHTON. Lieutenant Governor and Acting Governor. a the Governor; BKAD W. DAVIS, Aetlng Secreury of State. —Prices down, profits small. and no jawbone taken at J. H. Carpenter’s. tf TllipißxpiilEl (TELEPHONE NO. 38). ALL UIN OP PUBI All SALTO MEATS. GRAIN-FED PORK, LIVER WORST Bolognas and Sausages a specialty. AUatfMiti■■iTbeMmtUy. Itferi fitif it this, uit ka ctßpacUf kkh tn. Ordert taken at Reeideneet and Delivered Free of Charge. FEAR A CARPENTER. Certificate of Bond Election. STATE OF WASHINGTON,* .. Cocstt or Yakima, ) To the Treasurer of Yakima County, Wash ington: We.th* undersigned director* of school dis trict No. S of Yakima county, tUtc of Washing ton. do hereby certify that at an election heldTn mM •chocl district on the Mb day of December, 1W0.« waa roted that the bond* of aald dlutrlct •hall be laened by the director* thereof In the ■nin of Are hundred and fifty dollar* (|UOi. pay able In fire yean after date, with Internet at the rat* of 10 ner cent per annum. Intereat payable was.™ hand* thl* Mb day of December. ISO. J. A. GREEN, ( A. GREEN WALT.) Director*. Atteat; J. O. Tbaynbe. School Diet Clerk. NOTICE or CONSIDERING BUM POE riVE HUN DRED and nmr dollars or the bonds or SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. 8 OP YAKIMA COUNTY, STATE OP WASHINGTON. NOTICE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON SAT AN order, th* Uth day of March A. D. ISM. at the hoar of 1 o’clock p. m.. at nr office la North conaioer bias lor the purchase of flee hundred and fifty dollar* 'WO) of th* hoods of school district No. S. of aald county and atate. of the denomination of fire hundred and fifty dollar* emid bonds payable flee yean after date of heart ns Intereat at ten (10) per cent per annum, Intereat payable aantully,lnterest and bond* payable at the office of the county treas urer of nald Yakima county. The district has no option of redeeming bonds before the expiration of fir* yean. Bidden wifi name price at which they win parr has* aald bond*. Dated at North Yakima this ISth day of Peb ruary. tael. O. O. KEVIN, Treasurer of Yakima County, State of Wash ington. Mt A pamphlet of tofonsstlon m street of the laws. Showing U'.wtoJM notice to Cndlton of VUUid Ur Is. In the matter of the alignment of William Lewie, an intolvent debtor. 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