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THE YAKIMA HERALD. E. M. RKED. EDITOR AND MANAGER Pnt.)!»h«d every Tl.;;r»d«r; •■bwrtptina 1100 par year In advanr*. AdTwtlstog rate* ■ pon application. THURSDAY, AUGUST to, 1596. For President, W. JENNINGS BRYAN. of Nebraska. For Vice President, 'ARTHUR BEWALL, of Maine. OOLD-BVU LVCOXSISTKNCIES. The gold bugs are the most inconsistent people in the world. Their arguments, if suchthey can becalied, are a perfect tangle of contradictions. They tell yon that frrp silver will double the price of everything hut cut the wages of the workingtnan in two; that U. S. bonds which are payable in coin, either gold or silver, and which are eagerly grasped at a pi em him, will te hawked around at a discmint. They neglect to say, however, that buyers cannot be found for New York bonds, the interest and principal of which are payable in gold. They claim that onr trad* abroad would be ruined bat why they refuse or cannot state, and failed to quote from the London Finan cial Jfari which says that "if tbe United States were to adopt a silver basis to morrow British trade would be ruined before the year is out." They say the c mutry would be flooded with a debased money but make no mention of the fact that our mints can turn out bo more than $00,000,000 annually which would be less than $1 to every inhabitant. They inaißt that factory hands would be paid in fifty-cent dollars bat glide over the fact that thousands of our factorial are now closed and operatives are receiving nothing. They tell you that business would be ruined but ignore what every tradesman knows that business baa al ready reached tha' state and that it is tbe lucky merchant who with economy and K*ard work can say that be has not run behind and is not poorer than he was tbe year before. Mr. Frank H. Cooper, of the great firm of Siegel, Cooper & Co., of Chicago and New York, the largest re tail bouse in the world, who has just re turned from Europe has the following to say on tbe subject: "We can make everything over here that in made abroad, bat with McKinley as president our currency may become even more contracted than it is today, as a single gold standard, it adopted, would work ruin to tbia country ami make limes harder than they are. "I can't see anything bat good to re salt from tbe free coinage of silver. . True, it will benefit the mine owners but it will also benefit the miners and benefit the west. It will give the farmer money; it will mske better prices for farm products; it will make the farmer a buyer in oar markets. Times can be no worse than they are at present. Our currency is not expansive enough for tbe demands of the people. France has $40 per capita of money in circulation, and its people are prosperous and happy. We bare bat $20 per capita. We need more money, and free silver coinage will put an end to business (stagnation. "Our factories are closed and our arti sans and mechanics are out of work. More money will make higher wages, a better demand for goods and a revival of prosperity. Goods and produce are too cheap because people have no money to buy them. The depreciation in pricea on some lines of goods has been more than 60 per cent ia tbe past aiz months. Can merchants and manufacturers stand this? "With free silver the price of wheat and corn would enhance in value at once. Dollar wheat for the farmer makes him look at hia clothes. When they are frayed he boys new. He refurnishes bia house, if it is needed, and so help to start the furniture factories going again. It is ao in alt lines. The more money, the greater dtmind for goods. "A single gold standard would bring prices still lower and more failures and more disaster for the people. We are partially upon a bimetallic basis now, and that in a measure is our salvation. Contract onr currency to $15 or $12 per capita and the result would be such as no one could figure." SIL VER DOLLAR Iff CIRC VLA TIOS Tbe amount of the United States stand ard silver dollars in existence is |430,7»), --041. Tbe law under which nearly all of them were coined authorizes the secretary of the treasury to issue silver certificates, and to exchange them for tbe silver dol lars with whoever wishes to present them for exchange. The treasury department circolar making regulations issue, re demption «nd exchange of currency and gold and silver coin, provides that stand ard silver dollars may be presented to tbe treasurer for exchange for silver cer tificates. It also provides that these silver certiiicatea are redeemable in Btandard silver dollars only. These reg ulations are contained in Department Circnler No. 162, dated November Ist, 1H94. On the first of July the number ol sil ver dollars in actual circulation wan $52, --27-5,998. The silver certificates in circu lation were #331,250,509. Every one of these certilWtUes atatea on it* fa»e that there have been deposited iv the treasury of the United State* a number of silver dollars equal to Wie number expressed oo trie certiiiciUe. In other word* people have deposited their silver dollar* in tbe treasury, and taken a receipt, or eertiA <»te, for Uiem ; anJ tbe dollars belong to :h< -in on demand, and not to tbe govern ment. The amount of silver in circula tion among tbe people, therefore, is not represented by the actual siUer dollar* in circulation only, but also by the silver certificate* alik-h represent oiore than ••Wu.txw.ooti ol siJver dollar*. The actual sil»er circulation of the United States, therefore, is over $450.000,0.K1, of whK' only about fl 1,000,000 ia BM in th. treaanry aa part of the pnblh: funds. And yet gold newspapers state, says the Walla Walla Statesman, that ailver will not circulate among the people, by which they mean to circulate the false hood that the millions of silver dollar in eiitence are not in use as money. They are all in use lust as much as the money is in use which tbe man deposits with his banker and draws checks upon. There Is very little money actually in circula tion among tbe people except ailver dol lars and silver certificates. There is c.-tainly no gold coin in circulation aaong the people east of the Rocky mountains. < hie-half of tbe (346,000,000 are impounded in thej treasury, the secre tary having swapped gold dollars for them which he bought by the issuance of interest besring bonds. The other half of the greenbacks are mainly in the banks aa are also a little more than $2U0, --000,000 of national bank notes. Every bank, in piling up its psper money, puts it in different denominations, with the greenbacks at the bottom, Sherman coin notes next, and the silver certificates on top. The man who presents bis check at any bank is paid out of the silver certifi cates, from the top of tbe pile. When be gets a greenback oi any other sort of note, it ia becanse, in the pile of tbe de nomination he asks for, tbe silver certifi cates have just at that time all been paid out. New deposits will, of course, soon replenish the silver certificates in the pile. We have been prompted to make this statement for the purpose of contradicting the repealed falsehood that not more than sixty million of silver money is kept in circulation among our seventy millions of] people. We reiterate, in brief, the state ment above mads—that there is more than four hundred millions of siiwr in circulation in the form of coin ao 1 cer tificates, and that it consulate* very marh the larger portion of the money handled by tbe people. Mark Hanua has reiterated that Mc- Kinley will not take tbe stump dories tbe campaign. This is probably da* to his fear to hare hia attcraaces compared with those o: his tak«:ed npfinnmt Talk about Cliain cbeap Übar aarfj low wage* in Msiioo, sat* tbe laMfiaaaaw lis S**tifl. Rift; feer* at 'i iawaysfiii the** are mm ««rkia« far tb» tmay maaafactwittx tnaa|i— j tar 2t isiits a day. Sons ere gctttag S neatta. Tbe cowardly attack as*de by tb» DaOg TW* of the 30th aaat. «• Xn. Dawson, wbo is here on a visit froca Se attle, is strongly condemned by all citi sens. A more scurrilous assault on a helpless woman would be difficult to con ceive. Wonderful stories are told of the bridal gifts at the wedding of the son of Wm. C. Whitney and Miss Gertrude Vander bilt, Jewelry to the valus of $150,000 was received from Paris on one steamer, and among the articles mentioned was a diamond and ruby-stadded dog collar for Miss Vanderbilt's poodle. After reading arch accounts it is not surprising there a/e so many pops in tbe country. There are a few whooping members of all parties. There alwaya are but the campaign should be one of judgment and close thought. When the votes are count ed it is to be hoped that the interests of those who have been given the "short end of it" for many years will be placed in good and competent hands. Fitness and integrity should weigh more than person or party when ths voter takes his pencil in hand at tbe polls. Potter Charles Sullivan, the well known republican boss of Tacoma, is an active and untiring candidate for the gubnator ial nomination. With tbe aid of the friends of Secretary of State "Jim" Price, and Congressman Do-little Doolittle, Mr. Sullivan carried ths republican primar ies of Pierce county on Monday and is now reaching oat in all directions for the nomination. Machine politics promise to again dominate tbe ranks of tbe g. o. p. in this state in the coming campaign. Uene Wilson managed to carry the Kittitas primary elections in fartberams of his ambition to become governor of Washington but he will bsve no strength outside. His supporters of four years ago have not forgotten how he petulantly threw down tbe hat brush and annoum ed hia determination to sell out his friends for the appointment of bank ex aminer. Then the guboatorial nomina tion was within his grasp but now he couldn't secure it if lie had tentacle* reaching f«un one end of the state to the other. Why was silver demonetized ? The to tal debt of the United States July 1,1873, was $2,234,482,993 20 and tbe interest charge was payable in coin—gold or sil ver. Large deposits of ailver having been discovered, the bondholders foresaw that the value of their bonds would not be to great unless silver should be etrickeo nut of our circulation twfore it should lessen the demand for gold. That was the se cret of the whole conspiracy. Tbe peu ple believe that a crime was committed in 1873, and they are are determined that that the wrong shall he righted. The eastern bankers and capitalists wbo are shrieking that with tba election of I'.rysn and the re-establishment of sil ver wili send gold up to a high premium and wages down to nothing have, of s sodden, grown wonderfully philanthropic and are spending their money as well a* their wind to defeat thin end. As they practically control all the gold iv tb« coautry and tbe appreciation of this met al roald mean additional rithas to them their stand is the more Hurprimug fur it is the first time in history when self-in terest with them has given awsy to their solicitntioo for the — rwri It l« reported that Millionaire Krortnr, nf Vermont, refuted to give more than ♦ >,<<k) to the republican nntioiial caa paicn fnnrl on the ground that it would require the expenditure el it large amount of money at home to Mr* hi* Mate from being wa»hed away from the republicans by the free silver flood. Think of Ver mont twin* doubtful! Senator John M. Tliurslonof Nebraska, wbo gave voice to the chirge 'hat VV. J. Bryan had been in the pay of silver mine owners has hear) Mr. Bryan's denial aud acknowledge* his conviction that the ac cusation was without bssis. Senator Tburstou will probably be more careful of his words in ths future for he comes out of the affair with his plumage soiled and his fame bedraggled. Ucnrrai v««. M. A. Ames, rity marshal of Walla Walls, died on Sunday after a brief ill ness. Wm. M. Miles, a well-known club and and society man of Seattle committed suicide by shooting himself through the bead, in his room at tha X inier club, Tuesday. No reason i« a«i-rih«d fur the deed. Mary Abigail Dodge, wbo was known in the litersry world as (Jail Hamilton, is dead. She was a native of Massachu setts and was born in IS3I. She was a a prolific writer, her works being entirely confined to social, economical and politi cal subjects. A year or two ago tbe republicans could not say anything too mean of that "lech erous old democrat," Col. W. C. P. Brevkenridge, of Kentucky. Now in tbeireyes he \» washed "whiter than sno»" because he i« a gold bug and is supporting McKinley. Iwt his influence don't <-oant for much in Kentucky. There w*re 4t*> funerals in New York on Sunday aud over .' K> in Brooklyn, due mainly to the excessive heat. Increase-! forces of grave diggers are kept at work day and night aci it was necessary ks borrow hearses ir-.-m other i-iti«*. Many todies ware placed in :ev*umg vault* awioc to the ibabihty to «iv* tbeat bar u. vww** A SbreberJ, writ knowa is this oS j a* tbe wpwsssrtaUv* of Murphy. Gnaw* A Co., has brosuM mH for dime* s«a*aat hia vifs is tbe Fferc* county wan far Marosßaattibiiiiy ci temper meet. flaur ««w anrried ia Oregon in 196&. Mrs- gbeahsid has Urn ao invalid far wara ami ah* aaks for a divUioc of com mmm'ttj pwtiwit Miniatsd at $10,000. Dr. N*a*en wHSs Lieot. lUoaen of lite Arctic exploring boat Pram, have arrived ia Norway. The steamer Wtod»ard, carry :o< aapplies to Hie Jackson Ha'ns worth expedition, puked them up near Franz Josef land. Dr. Nanscn failed to reach the pole, but he touched a point in S6 degrats, and 14 minutes north latitude, situated north of the New Siberian is lands. No land was sighted north of 82 degrees of latitude. The party passed the winter on Frana Josef's land, subsist ing on bear flesh and whale blubber. The Fram was built largely of aluminum wag left in a jam of ice floes. The Oanlldlp roller- Congressman H.>-litile Doolittle is now advocating free iilver by international agreement. Here is what he had to say last winter in a cpeech in congress on tbe impossibility of effecting such *v agree ment. "You might as well sit yourself on the eternal ice (i-lila forming the grandeur and crown of Moon! Tn-ouia's lofty dome and pray the sun of heaven to melt nway the accumulations frost has imprisoned there at that awful height during the age* past, aud that verdant Selds and or ange groves should cluster about the brow of that grandest (fall nature's peako, as to talk of inducing coM-blonded, regal Eng land to cast aside tht> gold standard, tbe source of en much wealth to btr and iu jury to us, and enter into an agreement For the use of A ■aria— silver at the ratio of 16 to 1." Let I » ttemsve Itae C.tatc. Walla Walls Stalfwan: When silver was demonetised in 1873 it was worth more than the leg tl ratio ■ i It; to 1, tbe silver dollar being wortii $1.03 in tso'd. Kinoe silver was discarded as primary money the price h.ia steadily declined, Is it not reasonable to Mime that if the cau.'e is removed the t fleet will cease? The people are determined to test tbe matter at least. The claim that tbe present low price of silver is due to over production falls flat when we face the fact that the world's production of gold has increased more rapidly than the output of silver. Today the value of the gold in the world is greater than that of the ailver. The best statisticians estimste the ratio of the two metals to be 17.37 to 1, which does nut] differ very greatly from our legal ratio of ltito 1. There has been so much wild talk about tbe enormous production of silver that many people have formed « very er roneous conception of the f*ots as to ths relative quantity of silver and gold in the world. Ignorance on tbe money question is not sll on one title. He Waalrtf m (liangr. A certain man riding one day iv great haste to Jerico belabored his ass nnmtr cifully. "Alas," said the beast of bur d i!, "why do yon thus ta*k sll my siren*!. *mi then abuse oi*?' 1 'Fool," respond"! the man, "do you not ttnowj that you ...e carrying me to great honors and firl„-ami gorgeous raiment in the city?" r Ss e*en ao, renpotidetl the patient si aaaf, "bi;t f iswaol lets tjist that will i Unoge me from an Ass ioto * Bird of Ptr*Nse." Moral—lie wily capitalist has been' riding tbe fir<v!«e*r nigh unto death and - now the latter is abused when he asks if it isn't fVJUI ii©» he is having a littls *♦•*• MM MMHM D1.5..«»r. Some ofthe Kni lite ne«*p*p«r* are r juicing m tli« f«* that « certain der« man of note, who bu been a pmliit.iii . i«t, bu thin } ear decided | O vote for M Kinky lie state*, aa\n ths WetUr Rural, that prohibition in mo'ed in h intellectual ami moral <onvictioaa a much as ever, "but," he add*, "thin yen I believe every prohibiii.ini«t can l>»st serve hla party by nerving Bnit hia ironn try through . ; vote for M< Kiuley." The gold orjtan aeen.s anxiou* to induce other prohibitionists to fallow tin example ol tbia reverend doctor ami theological pro feasor and quotes from liiiu utill further: " Flic iaaue ia not over national diarnp- j tion *n in ISi.l ■ hat over national dis-: honor, and patriotism again summons ua to tink our partisau»hip in our love of country." Now, there was a fair representation of prohibitionists in Mm American tilver convention in St. Louis which nominated Bryan and Sewall uu a single pUnk plat form. Eili.iv. St. John, who U one of the most proiriinent of prohibition lend era, was a delegate ami mn<)« n t^lllna j speech. Those prohibitionists who sgree with Gov. Bt, John will hordlv admit that they are not an much prompted by patriotism art id this clergy in in. Nor will they ami the hundred* of tlinr.sandi nf good men, including clt-rgyuifii of Ha liuli standing as thin man whom belief in the goldite doctrinn is now paramount, tamely submit to the imputation that they favor "national dishonor." It was a "national dishonor" to dc monetize silver in the (surreptitious rvau ner in which it wan done in 1373. Abra ham Lincoln railed aurh a contraction of the currency m "heinmij crimx." Instead of ita being a national di*honor to undo that wrong and simply restore our cur rency to a "national dishonor" to con- j tinne the oppression to the producing and ! working ils-'-i.>» of our paiple. When the people did not know what had been done ami were nut informed as io its far-rea-hing evil consequences, it ini/l>t have been held to be a dishonor to the enure** or the omoiitiees in Coo ifre-* who brought i*. about nnder the in fluence of Eta money leaders of Ureat Britain, hut that the nation wm not r* *poosih!e. Rut now that the itvne ia clear.* hefor* the n«n>n, if a majority of oar Wers ehoald decide to perp«tnate thia wrong and fatten upon our cnaiurr, fur years to come, the gold deapotism, it would be a consummated and deliberate ■ational crime. The "dishonor" woold certainly attach to the nation as a body politk-. _ M* I.lra* •■ (•ravfilonn. An important etfrt! of the Suprem* MM deciaioo that derlarea uocoo«tita al and void the law giving marble and stone workers a lien upon grave stones will be to tcreatiy curtail their business, for a large proportion of it ha* been done heretofore on ttio credit system. The sentiment of honoring the dead ia very strong in human nature. The poor, especially, poeseas to a marked degree, and frequent euliject themselves to the greatest privations in order to give it ex pression. The grave of many a poor man ia distinguished by a monument tnat represents a sum of money greater than he could have earned by • year's continuous labor. In many in stances it has been erected by his child ren, or other relatives, who, in order to acquit themselves of what they consider ed a dutiful respect to his memory, have gladly oiortgarfed their wa^es for many months to the maker of the uiouument In this way the dead have often proved incuuibrances to the living. Now, however, that the monument maker has do longer a legal lien upon the grave stones that he furnishes, it is not likely that be will extend credit to patrons who are unable to pay cash, or furnish security. Bat whatever pecuni ary losses may fall to his share will be amply compensated fur by the benefit that will accrue to the poor. Finding they are no longer able to indulge in a pardonable, but extravagant, reverence for their dead on credit, they will be obliged to content themselves with simple memorials which they can pay for in cash, and the dead will no longer be un consciously responsible for plunging the living into voluntary debt. Fact* About l'rr>idrnu. It is h strange and interesting fact that only eight presidents wore beards. Cleve land ia the only one who had ■ mustache •lone. Jt-fferson had the finest hair of all, but Pierre was perhaps the proudest of his locks. Jackson was the moat leoninelike, and Polk the mildest in ex pression of the lot. J. Q. AdHins was the most bald, and Washinuton waa the only one who bad false t?eth, according to reports. Jefferson, Jai-kson and Lin coln arc perhaps most mentioned of past presidents, and Cleveland ia the largest man, per pounds, that ever occupied tbe Johnson was the moat assailed and the first Harrison had the least to do with the otlUe, as death removed him prema turely. Lincoln had the Raddest fate, Van Buren the pleasantest. The procla mation of emancipation by Lincoln and the doctrine of Monroe are perhaps the greatest pap«ra beturicg upon their times that ever came from the hoi lern of office. Jackson and Lincoln were the moat (ear lean, Grant the most stoiclike, and Bryan —-but the water i* getting deep and we an»i act d«*l in futurities. Mmni I kanUN t,*i«C f-'ratsr. Boston HeraUl "Talk about a 800; cent dollar," says Senator Thornton, re plying to a free ailver orator's charge that < tbe gold dollar has appreciated in value iuaL3«i.' nS silver depreciating; "well, if that is*b«i can*, i^j /inner* are yetting considerably more th»o a dullitr a t>o«L.e! for their wheat, while American labor iatrettin* almost three times the i-om- ItentaCwi ;t did jo |K;y. when silver waa den.onetuod. ' Poison Ivy, Insect bites, bruises, caldft, hums, are .jiiickly cured by De- Witt's Witch ifsxel Salve, the great pile core. Nurlii Y*kiuis Drug Store. InHuULKIbw xm^ss-hd The Finest Always on Hand at Bedrock Prices. Sole Agent, for the lVlrbra.*l §f J± ORIFPIIV WinrhMter Mama ami KiMkfMt Rx-im. Il# "*" # Mm> M W X ■11 i — A Good Cigar, A Quiet Drink, A Game of Billiards If you want nnythinK in oar line ao<l want the BEST, * • ran snj ply you at the Hotel Yakima Sample Room. LIBBY & RIGGLE. PROPRIETORS. _• A Siiai-k of Pr*tr.ela and Cheese together with R< «=r all for FIVE CENTS -p ? fcvw UnPfin PEKFECT FIT s:erillSo, a:a: It"""^;- 1 All will be Captured by an inspection of the splendid line of cloths and suitings just received by CURRY BROS. Nothing to equal them has ever been shown in this city. Every taste can be pleased while style and harmony go hand in hand with the purchaser. Do You Wanf lo lie Well Dressed ? If you do CURRY BROS, will see that your desires are carried out. Only the most fashionably made garments are turned out by us ;:'--■ CDRRY BROS. PRICES KKVSONABLE MERCHANT * TAILORS "HOTEL YAKIMA" BLOCK. ■•■« «f Swelled Ilrad. Sing a long of swelled heail, a fellow (all of /in, corning home at 4a. in.; hi* wife won't let him in. His feet are tall of tanglefoot, his head is full of wheels; the key bole runs around the knob; be a funny feeling feels. He puts his feet upon the porch, bis bead upon the ground; and all the time within bis "u)ug" the wheels are going 'round He thinks that he is sober an 1 every one is tight, and he thinks he's in his bedroom instead of ont all night. He thinks the moon's a dollar and will buy a dozen drinka, and various other minor thoughts he thinks and thinks and thinks. But when the morning cometh, and it cometh soon at that, he looks around and murmurs, "Ureat Snakes! where am I at?"— New York World. Bluffs at llunmr l>» Ki< liangr* "We must part now, darling; but to make the separation less abrupt, I am going on a slow train." D*wkins —What a healthy looking man Dr. Squills is! Dawson—Yea; he looks ho different from his patients. I wonder who bis physician is? Brown—Smith is in the conntry. His doctor said be needed absolute rest. Jones—Does he like where he Is? Brown—He's disgusted with the place; says there isn't a blessed thing to do. Willie—Mamma, have daisies got feet? Mamma—No, Willie; why? Willie—l heard papa tell Mr. Mr. Gay boy that he saw a couple of them walk ing down Broad street last night. Mrs. Benham—l know a man who doesn't cot nm.b ice. Bfiiliam—My dear, yon are using slang! Mrs. Benham—Welt, I don't care if 1 am ; just notice the size of that piece he gave me for ten cents. Lucille—Why do yoc treat that poor Mr. Wintergreen with so little confedera tion? I declare I'm surprised that be puts up with you. tieoevieve —Oh, but we're engaged! Lucille—Oh! Mrs. Bca!dwell-When I «v a little girl I loved my mother too well to behave as you do. Kdith—And did your mamma used to ba all the time telling yon what she did when she was a litile girl? The very positive man had alluded to somebody an "a crank," when his patient audience of one interrupted him with the inquiry: "What js your idea of a crank, any how?" "A crank? Why, a crank, Mr, is some body who insists on trying to convince me, instead of letting me convince him." Hl<r Ovllara Hcw»N, The undersigned wttl pay a reward of fJO for information which will lead to the conviction of anyone stealing or killing f)i* cattle, branded with a connected J. H. on ieit tbigh. Vnni»i.\* McCoy. For got I goods and low pri.-ee go to Kinsey A >>. 30 »or lied || H i,db. To core redness of the hands beat to . (jcther one ounce of clear honey, ounce of j almond oil, the juice of a lemon and the I yolk of a raw egg. Apply at night to the hands and cover with old gloves slit arrow thn palms. The whole system is drained and un dermined by indolent nkers and open sores. DeWitfs Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals them. It is the best pile cure known. North Yakima Drug Store. Am Irl-lnnuii-f. Letter. The following is a true copy of a letter received Irom across the water: Tipperary, Ireland, Jan. 3. My Dear Nephew:—l have not heard anything of ye sene the last time I wrote ye. I have moved from the place where I now live, or I should have written to ye before. I did not know where a letter might find ye fust, but I now take ray pen in band to drop you a few lines to inform yon of the death of yonr own liv ing; ancle, Kilpatrit-k. He died very sud denly after a long illness of six months. He suffered a great deal. He lay a loog time in convulsions, perfectly quiet and speechless, all the time talking incoher ently and inquiring for water. lam very much at a loss to tell ye what the death was occasioned at, but the doctor thinks that it was occasioned by bis laat sick ness, for he was not well ten days during his confinement. His age ye know as well as I can tell ye. He was 95 year* old last March, lacking 15 months, and if be had lived until this time he would have been dead six month just. N. B.—Take notls. I enclose you a tin pound note, which your father sends to ye unbeknown to me. Your mother often speaks of ye, and I would like to sind ye the brindle cow, and I would enclose her til ye, but for the horns. I would beg of ye not to break the sale of this letter un til two or three days after you read it, by which time yell be prepared for the sor rowful news. Patbick O'Bbanioan. To Michael Qlaney, Heron Street, Unit ed States of America, State of Washing ton in Aberdeen.—Astoria Attorian. That Tired Feeling afakcayou saem "all broken up," with put life, ambition, energy or appetite. ft is often tbe forerunner of serious ill ness, or the accompaniment of nervous troubles. It U a positive proof of tblu, weak, impure blood; for, if tbe blood la rich, red, vitalized and vigorous, it im parts life and energy to every nerve, organ cod tissue of tbe body. The >eewwlt> Qt taking flood's Sarsaparilla lor that tired feeling if therefore apparent to every one, and the good it will do yon I is equally M)ZZ A «n«atlon. Bcmtmbn Hood's Sarsaparilla lithe best-to fact the One True fltood ParUer. ' HnnH*a Dill* <><"« liver ills, easy to taks, "OOP • KliM—yto operate. * rat*. The Richelieu Restaurant This popular Reetorant it hsndsomly equipped and is in the hand* of experienced caterer*. Private bin fa Udiex and Family I'arii,<. MEALB, 25 AND 60 CENTO. All the delicacies of thespn>«,n on hand. Call and see us. THE Bit mill KESTAL'RAIT. The "Russell" Compound ENGINE Is here to stay. It is the Most I ;.■•>. nomical and Powerful Engine bu :i Write us for full particular.- The Massillon Engine 8 Thresh* \ PORTLAND. ORnfir* Vatalion Time la at band and ig gladly welcomed by all, especially those whose dutiea in life have caused them to greatly run down their system to meet the requirements, physi cal and mental, forced upon them. With these ami others, it is important, whether at home, at the sea-shore or in the coun try, that some thought be given to diet, and as further assistance to Nature, a good building-up medicine like Hoo>i'a Sarsaparilla had best be resorted to. Why not take Hood's SarEapariila now? lotien Remember that Castoria does not con tain Morphine, Opium, or any other narcotic substance, in any quantity, shape or form. It Is entirely vegetable, pleas ant to take, positively effective, and per fectly harmless. It is not a secret remedy; the formula is printed on the wrapper. Your hpysician will recommend it^l'are goric,Bateman's Drops,aad many so called Soothing Syrups, are composed principal ly of Opium or Morphine; in any quantity they stupefy, and in large quantities are deadly poisons. Caatoria assimulate* the food and regulates the bowels, cures diarrhuea, allays feverishness and freet fulness, soothes the puin in teething, re lieves conatipatioD and kill* worms. It brings refreshing and natural sleep to the child, and given rest to the mother. "Castoria is so well adapted to infants and children, that I recommend it as superior to any other known remedy." I)b. 11. A. Axemen, 111 S. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y. March 8. 1887. "From personal knowledge and obser vation I can say that Canto, ia is an ex cellent medicine for children, acting as a laxative and relieving the pent up bowels and general system very much. Many mothers have told me of its excellent ef fect upon their children." Dr. G. C. Ohood. Lowell, Mass. Senators, Congressmen, Judaea, great Lawyers, Professors, ALL pronounce the I. W. Harper Whiskey superior to the finest French brandy. The leading phy sicians prescribe it on account of it* puri ty. For gale by every reliable dealer in North Yakima. Wash. Six weeks ago I suffered with a very severe cold; was almost unable to speak. My friends all advised me to consult a physician. Noticing Chamberlain's Cough Remedy advertised in the St. Paul Volt* Zeitung I procured a bottle, and af ter taking it a short while was entirely well. I now most, heartily recommend this remedy to anyone suffering with a cold. Wii. Km, 678 Selby Aye., St. Paul, Minn. For sale at Janeck's Phar macy. French I tunny Wafer*. These wafers are the the relief and cure of painful and irregular menses, and will remove all obstructions, no matter what the cause, and are sure and safe every time. Manufactured by Emerson Drug Co., San Jose, Cal., and for sale by North Yakima Drug Store, M. B. Mercer, Pro prietor, Terry building, First street, sole agent. Slimmer Malts at Bed Hock frlcrm. H. Presscy Is the local representative of one of the largest tailoring houtws In the country and he has a fine line of sam ples for summer suits, ranging in |<rice from $15 upwards. H« has already taken many orders «nd guarantees the clothes at represented, ftiye niui 9 eaj) hm j save money. liHJ, Feed the nerves upon pure, rich lilood and you will not be nervous. I'ure lilood come by taking flood* SsrsapsHla, whi'-h is thus the yreatest sod heat iury« tonic. Subscribe for Thh Hkrai.d and got the news of the campaign.