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•i'Oh, maw."
./Silence.
"Ma-a-aw!"
"Don't interrupt me, Edwin; I
am reading how to make a coquet-
Ish fichu with draped scarf effects."
"But, maw "
"Well, what do you want?"
"What do monkeys get to be
when they grow up?"
"Just monkeys. Why?"
"I thought maybe when they got
older they became people."
"Nonsense, Edwin."
"But people can become
monkeys, can' they?"
"What an idea. No."
"But you often tell me not to
make a monkey of myself."
"Well, then, please don't."
"Do monkeys go barefoot all the
time?"
"But organ grinders' monkeys
■wear hats and coats."
"Oh, the organ grinder just puts
the clothes on them."
"How much does a monkey get
M CLOSKEY AFTER
FAST LITTLE TERRY
Over In St. Lou la the fans are
pounding "Honest Jawn" McClos
key on the back and demanding a
pennant team. Of course it is un
derstood they only want a first di
vision team. McCloskey is reach
ing out with both hands. He may
secure little Terry MeKune, the
■best shortstop in the league. The
kid's work has loomed up in great
style of late. He's developing into
a Keeler at the bat, and his foot
work around short is as quick and
accurate as a cat's in pursuit of a
mouse. It is stated that there Is a
difference of considerable cash be
tween MeCloskey's offer and what
Manager Eddie Quinn values the
player at. Tbe price is only $2.00(1,
it is said, not to draft Terry but to
take him right away.
The amount is considerable over
the limit, but just the same is
Quinn's figure. Should the player go
for that amount it will be the big
gest sale of the coast. Louis Nor
dyke sold for $1,7a0 more than a
year ago.
RASTY WRIGHT LAME
Rasty Wright is now bunged up
for sure. In last Saturdays game
he covered the first hag for Rowan
in 1 instance and as be ran over It,
>4,twisted his ankle. It didn't hurt
* much at the time. In fact, the big
disjointed Individual didn't know
anything had happened until in the
evening. He was sitting down with
some of the other boys to his pov
terhause (of course, hall players
never eat anything but porter
houses in this town) when he felt
his foot begin to swell. It takes a
long time to fill Itasty's "inner
man" and considerable time was
spent in putting the aforesaid por
Did You Ever Get a Soul IQiss
Like This Woman Tells About?
EXACT AND CIRCUMSTANTIAL
DESCRIPTION OF A WORLD
BEATER IN THE OSCULATION
LINE BY VESTA LA VIESTA,
WHO CLAIMS PERFECT
KNOWLEDGE.
BY JACOB WALDECK
NEW YORK, Aug. 13 —Vesta fa
Viesta, mystic and mosmologist,
after 2 years of silence, has
emerged tot unfold to us the won
ders of the soul kiss. No such rap
ture is known to humans In the
present state of knowledge, she
aays.
Asked what it was like, she an
swered that when you have been
properly developed and try on tho
soul kiss, your whole being re
sponds to a perfect delirium "f
ecstasy. 11 is like the fusing of
2 invent forces when responsive
souls meet in this exercise.
It. may lust for hours, but what
ever the length of It you do not
breathe except cellularly.
What's that?
Why, brealning through tho
pores of tbe skin, of course. Edu
cation makes it possible. Indian
mystics speak of various ways of
tiroathlng, but they do not know of
tbe Cellular.
Another strange feature of the
•oul kiss is that It is wireless.
When you have learned It you can
( Bend 1 to your affinity through
•nountnlns and over seas.
the trouble with most people is
that the solar plexus Is not sroused,
and for that reason they are unable
to enter the higher spheres, l.a
Vlesta's mission, in addition to
teaching the occult, is to develop
the solar ptexui much as the mind
Is improved.
I.a Viestn has made a tour of the
planets and In mingling with the
inhabitants made many interesting
discoveries Nothing beats tbe soul
kiss, which she was taught by her
affinity on the i>!»nct Neptune.
La Viesta was Inspired to write a
■ong describing her experience. It's
a graphic and stirring description
that runs as follows:
•'I sat. anticipating yet awed, with
that Instinct alert.
Dreading, but longing, for I knew
not what;
SfVhiie he, with the still swiftness
that bespeaks the All, stirred
within.
Glided beside me.
Inqw/itive
Awty&t*. Edwin
for working for the organ grinder?"
"The organ grinder does not pay
it anything."
"Well, it's not strange. You don't
pay me anything for being your lit
tle boy, either."
"Edwin!"
"Say, maw, do monkeys talk?"
"No."
"But I've seen monkeys act like
they were talking."
"What makes you think so, Ed
win?"
"Why, one monkey rubbed an
other monkey's fur between bis fin
gers and looked at it right close."
"What did you suppose the
monkey was saying, Edwin?"
"I thought he was saying. 'How
much was this fur?' like ladles do."
"Edwin, you are shocking."
"Say, maw."
"What now?"
"Ain't it lucky a monkey's tail al
ways grows on the right end of
him?"
"Edwin, go to bed at once."
terhouse in the storage. When It
was finally done. Rasty don't h?nd
the waitress a dollar or anything,
but just like common people, es
sayed to remove himself from the
table to the cashier's deck. Rasty
couldn't. His right ankle was
swelled to twice normal alee. With
some assistance be got out of the
restaurant and to his room.
THIS BOSTON HULL TERRIER WEIGHS JUST 14 OUNCES AT 9
WEEKS OF AGE
CINCINNATI, Aug. —As dain
ty as a doll is this Lilliputian pup,
which weighed only it) ounces ai
its birth, ami Is the property of Dr.
J. C. Meyer.
Deserted by the mother, owing tot
its puny proportions, the tiny crea
ture was reared under the care of a)
VESTA LA VIESTA, DISCOVERER AND POET LAUREATE OF
THE SOUL KISS
And with tend: aims around and
about me, like the will-o'-the
wisp.
He drew me closely to his loving
breast;
And be kissed me,
And kissed me,
in that gently way,
Till the magic thrills,
One after anothei.
Opened wide all tbe closed up
avenues of my soul.
And lv a delirium of ecstatic joy
My being heaved and heaved, like
the billows of an ocean,
roused from its rest,
As if the elements had looseued
their festive whirlwinds in a
game of life and death;
O love! t) J.ry!
Immortal bliss!
This was a kiss
That stirred the nerve fluids till
tli>'j sc tmsd like ruby wine,
aflame in my veins,
CAT NURSES TINY DESERTED PUP
DUGDALE AMONG US
That fat, sassy-looking gentleman 1
you see hustling around town isn't
the original Cupid grown up, but
Just D. E. Dugdale, manager of the
Seattle baseball team. Dugdale, de
spite his size, is chock full of gin
ger. He'B mighty chesty, too, about
that team of his. When asked how
his men line up and anything at all
about them, he swells up (if such a
thing is possible any more) pats
his chest and then with a grande
otts sort of wave of his pudgy arm,
exclaims "Look at 'em!"
The bald-faced manager has a
pleasant way of making friends,
and that accounts for his success
in gathering a bail team. The boys
1 all get out and hustle their shoes
off for him. Salve is what it is,
just salve.
SPORTING SNAP SHOTS
Barney Oldfleld, daring motor
driver, says he will quit racing
after the present season. He in
tends to enter the auto business.
| Alaska has frozen to the great
game of base ball,
i No one Is guilty of a no-hit affair
jin either of the big leagues so far.
| Walter Johnson, the Senators'
new hurler, resembles Rube Wad
dell in the box. Joe Cantillon is
hoping that the resemblance will
not go any further.
Bert Blue, tho Columbus catcher,
has a record of 20 full games be
hind the bat without a misplay.
With 2 losing teams, Boston is
drawing as many people as the 2
championship teams of Chicago.
Umpire Ollie Chill has invented
a pneumatic shirt. He might also
try his hand at an overcoat.
Jess Stoval has returned to Ev
erett after a successful season with
the Cleveland Americans. Jess will
. wear an Everett uniform for
I awhile. Tacoma is negotiating for
I his services the rest of the season.
Maltese cat. It was one of a litter
Of S. the brothers and sisters now
weighing irom 6 to 7 pounds each.
Their beads are as large as the lit
tle fellow's entire body.
Igor rotes would surely smack
their lips with delight at the mere
sight of such a delicious morsel.
And lie grew so tender and loving.
that it was as if any ahyss
had swallowed us up in its
mystic fold;
The hu/ardous past was forgotten.
Faded away from the hallowed
now;
The present enough.
0 love's tremulous ec
stasy!
Life was veiled in a rosy mist of
enchanted hliss
0 glory of glories!
The fairies had transported us to
their love paradise center,
uniting our souls with a
kiss!"
NEW MAN!TO PICTURES.
This week's urogram of moving
pictures at Manlto park is the
finest yet. Admission free every
evening. •••
SPOKANE PRESS, AUGUST 13, 1907
TEN SPOT ON TAMP
Toward the close of the second
game Sunday afternoon "Cap"
Swindells began to think Kiilllay
might blow up and let the Miners
win. Things were coming pretty
rocky for the boy, so Swlndellß hus
tled around to line up "Tamp" Os
burn, tho Texas calf. He was no
where in sight. Swindells looked
around under the north bleachers
and everywhere else, but still no
Tamp. Then Swindells chased him
self down to the clubhouse and dis
covered Tamperinous togged up for
tho street.
"Hi, get into your uniform again,"
Tamp, not knowing what was
coming off, hustled back in. They
say it will cost Tamp a 10-spot out
of his salary for changing clothes
before the game was ended.
LONG IS CHAMPION
Louis Long last night defeated
Bill Louder, champion lightweight
of Canada, in the 7tn round with a
right swing to the jaw. The battle
took place at (jalgary, Alberta.
Long was in training nearly 2
months and was perfectly condi
tioned. He and his manager, Dem
Gay, are expected back in town in
a few days.
The next attraction of the Cal
gary club will be Long and Kid
Sealer. Sealer Is now in Calgary.
The recent report that Sealer boxed
a 10-round draw with Louder was
misleading. The go was a 10-round,
2-minute exhibition.
'■
SAME OLD STORY.
At Seattle yesterday Vancouver
was defeated 2 to 12. The Si
washes secured 11 hits off Goodwin,
besides 5 passes.
MAN DROPS 700 FEET.
ROSSLAND, B. C, Aug. 13.—
John Covello fell 700 feet in the
shaft of the White Bear mine last
evening. The body was smashed to
a pulp.
SPOKANE
MONDAY AUG. 12 AND
TUESDAY, AUG. 13
Eiler's
King of the Cattle Ring
Under Canvas Opposite Courthouse
30—People—30
Concert Band and Orchestra.
Evening Performances Only
Street parade at noon each day
WASHINGTON THEATER
Geo. C. Blakeslee, Manager
WEEK COMMENCING
AUGUST 11, 1907
HIGH CLASS VAUDEVILLE
Fitzgerald & Gilday
lludd lioss Co.
Mr. and Mrs. W. W. O'Brien
Bachellor Sisters
Eddie Sawyer
Matinee every day. Two per
formances every evening.
Prices—ls and 25 cents.
Columbia Theatre
Geo. M. Dreher, Mgr. Tel. 311.
Spokane's Coolest Theater
TONIGHT AND ALL WEEK
THE CURTISS COMEDY CO.
.. ..In Hal Reids Great Play
The Cow Puncher
PRICES —10c. 20c AND 30c.
Matinee Saturday
Look out for the sizth week, be
ginning August 18, "THE HALF
BREED."
THE AUDITORIUM
H. C. Hayward, Mgr. Tel. M. 1141.
JESSIE SHIRLEY CO.
PRESENTING SUNDAY
and all the week, with Saturday
matinee
"Kentucky Sue"
Prices —Reserved, evening: 60e ;
40c and 25c.
Matinees —Adults, 25c; children,
10c.
LEAGUE BASEBALL
COMMENCING MONDAY, AUG. 13
RECREATION PARK
SEATTLE
vs.
SPOKANE
Game Called 3:15
Admission, Grandstand. SOe.
General Admission, 25c
Take K. Broadway or Gmzaga Trac
tion Cars Kastbound
v
s
E
Spokane Falls Gas
Light Co.
Heath Building. Tel. 305.
WHY
PAY FANCY PRICES FOR DENTISTRY WHEN
YOU CAN GET THE BEST THERE IS FOR
LESS. A SAVING OF FROM ONE-HALF TO
ONE-THIRD AT THE
ELECTRO
DENTISTS
518 Riverside, Opposite the Whitehouse.
NATATORIUM PARK
DIRECTION INGERSOLL AMUSEMENT COMPANY.
Chute the Chutes
NOW POSITIVELY RUNNING
The most exciting and exhilarating amusement ever Invented.
Amusements Open Dally From Ito 11 P. M
FREE
ATTRACTIONS
Band Concerts ™ EVENINGS BP. M.
Moving Pictures EVER A Y ND EV fo EN P ,N S. B:3O
Dancing Every Eve.. 8:30 to 11:30
The PFISTER
THE ONLY FIRST CLASS FAMILY RESORT IN THE CITY.
THE GREATEST MUSICAL OFFERING EVER PLACED BE
FORE THE PUBLIC.
THE FAMOUS
METROPOLITAN ORCHESTRA
The Only First Class Orchestra in the City.
San Francisco's Favorite Prima Donna—MlSS BESSIE TANNA
HILL.
Return of the Charming Singer—MlSS PRUDENCE EDEN.
ADMISSION FREE. PRIVATE TABLES FOR LADIES.
Every Evening at 8 o'clock. Sunday Matinee 3 P. M.
Light Lunches Served.
THE PFISTER PALM GARDEN, 815 Sprague Avenue.
You Get It
The Very Best Cleaning
and Pressing at the
The STEAM CLOTHES PRESSING CO
620 SECOND AYE.
TELEPHONE 2252
FREE MESSENGER. PROMPT SERVICE
PHONE 9047
OFFICE AND
FACTORY
1124 EAST
SPRAGUE
AYE.
SPOKANE,
WASH.
G
A
S
ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS
Inland Electric Company
Chandeliers and Shades. Electric Wiring.
PHONE MAIN 1259 1011 SPRAGUE AYE.
"Spokane Press 25 Cents Per Month
O. J. Sand. Pres. and Mgr. J. P. Perkins, Secy.
E. C. Sharp, Vice Pres. and Supt.
Henry Taylor, Treasurer
THE 0. J. SANDS
MANUFACTURING CO.
MFRS. OF SPECIAL FURNITURE
OFFICE AND STORE FIXTURES
Special Mission and Piute Class Doors, Mirrors,
Mantles, Grills, Partitions and Special Interior
Work, Window and Door Screens, Mission
Furniture.
Classified Advertisements
Real Estate Inducements
FOR RENT
A small 4-room house $8.00
A 6-room place $15.00
A good 6-room modern $25.00
Lots Lots
910 down sad 910 a month, with
water In front; graded schools, tele
phones and electric lights; price $150
eaob.
We can save yon money on elty
property of any description.
Beauchamp ft Wolklng
Phone 46. 418 BIVEKSXDE AT.
$2650
5 room modern cottage, elec
tric chandeliers, gas, fine lawn
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$3000
C room modern house, piped
for furnace, fireplace, best of
finish; Corbin park; terms to
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$3600
New 0 room modern house,
full basement and furnace, fin
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fui lot, 50x210; terms; Manito
park.
$2500
5 room modem cottage, beau
tiful location, North side; $1,000
cash.
$9000
9 room modern house, base
ment and furnace, large hall,
beamed ceilings, excellent view
of city; Cannon hill; terms to
3uit.
Babcock
® Moss
829 Riverside
Tel. 3966
UNION JEWELRY ft
LOAN CO.
DIAMONDS, WATCHES,
JEWELRY
7 WASHINGTON STREET
PRESCRIPTIONS
THAT WE PREPARE
contain exactly what your phy
sician orders. Pure, fresh, re
liable ingredients only are used,
and registered pharmacists do
the compounding.
Watson Drug Co., 233 Riverside
•TAMPS, BEALS, CHECKS,
PRINTING, ENGRAVING
Spokane Stamp
Works
518 First. Opp. Hotel Spokane
OO TO
s. n. RUSH ft CO.
Dealert and manufacturers ot
Harness and Saddlea, Whip*.
Robes, Blankets, etc. It will pay
you to call on us for anything la
our line. Let us do your repair
lug.
915 Sprague Aye.
Phono Main 119)
FOR GLASSES AND TREAT
MENTS WHICH WILL CORRECI
ALL EYE DEFECTS CALL ON
DR. MEANS
SIS/a MAIN AYE. Phone BUS
FOR SALS.
Will sell you choree torn «n I,l*-
gerwood; reasonable, small pay
ment, perfect title, or will help yoa
build a home.
Some nne lota In Manlto on term*
A good home in Union Park; MS*;
easy terms.
Choice lot* Cannon Hill; close ia;
part cash, balance long time; 8 per
cent Interest.
GRAY * McCUNK,
First Avenue and Wall Streak
FOR SALE — SMALL BUNGA-
Iow; North Post st.; cellsr. gar
den, lawn, shed, etc.; $850, part
cash; owner. C. Horton Hart, 415
Sprague ay. Phone 8982.
SITUATION WANTED—FEMALat
WANTED — SITUATION AS
housekeeper or companion in re
fined family or for widower by in
telligent middle aged American
lady. Good seamstress, reliable and
trustworthy; no objection to nice
farm home. Mrs. J. F. A., Box 235,
Bisbee, N. D.
HELP WANTED—MALE.
WANTED—EXPERIENCED TAIL
ors and pressers; $18 to $20 a
week. Olympia Pressing Club, 41
Riverside.
WANTED FOR U. 8. ARMY—AbIa
bodied unmarried men between the
ages of 21 and 3s; citizens of United
States, of rood character and tem
perate habits, who can speak, read
and write English. For informa
tion, apply to Recruiting Officer.
12fi 1-2 Howard St.. Spokane.
TRADE SCHOOL FOR GIRLS—>
Applications received for classes
for teaching the manufacture of
hair goods and hair Jewelry, also
facial massage, removing moles and
warts. Lessons $1.00 each; 15 les
sons $20.00; 8 lessons $12.00. Louis
W. Thiele, Coiffure, 5421 Sherman.
HORSESHOEING.
Charles Staley, Pacific avenu* an I
Bernard street HS-JS
Positively highest price paid for cast
off clothing. N223 Stevens. M. 1711.
GOODYEAR QUICK SHOE R&
pair. 231 Riverside. Repaired
while you wait. Shoes called for
and delivered. Phone 1965.
Transfer. Freight, furniture, baggage
and parcel delivery. Tel. 399. 220-S
COAL AND WOOD. PHONE 3391.
DR. FRANK TAYLOR has moved
his office from 0707 Monroe st. to
rooms 310-11-12 Nichols block, cor
ner Washington and Riverside. Of
fice phone Ixl9. Residence phone
3278.
W. P. NICHOLS
Successor to Carr Bros. Co.
DON'T PASS THEBE BY
$1,300 —$400 cash; 4 rooms on rear
or finest lot on North side.
$I,so—Fine lot; Corbin park.
ROOM 6 GALENA BLOCK
PHONE 1823
SUMMONS.
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
the State of Washington, in and
for the County of Spokane.
Beatrice Dietrick, plaintiff, vs.
James Dietrick, defendant.
No. 24075—Summons for publica
tion.
The State of Washington to the
said James Dietrick, defendant.
You are hereby summoned to ap
pear within sixty (60) days after
the dare of first publication of this
summons, to-wit: within sixty (60)
days after the 13th day of Auguat,
A. D. 1907. and defend the above
entitled action, in the above enti
tled court, and answer the com
plaint of the plaintiff, and serve a
copy of your answer upon the un
dersigned, attorney for the plaint
iff, at his office below stated, and in
cast of your failure so to do, judg
ment will be rendered against yon
according to the demand of the
complaint, which has been tiled
with the clerk of said court.
The object of this action is to
dissolve the bonds of matrimony
now existing between the said
plaintiff and the said defendant, on
the ground of neglect and refusal
of the said defendant to make suit
able provision for his family and
said plaintiff, and for the custody
aud control of their minor child.
DALBERT E. TWITCHBLL.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
P. O. Address, Hyde Block, Spo
kane, Spokane County, Washington.
The Spokane Press delivered to
aiiy part of tlie city for 25 centa
per month.
BICYCLES AND
MOTORCYCLES
ALL KINDS OP REPAIRS
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10 RIVERSIDE AY€.
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ORTH WHILL
Day anal Night Claaeaa.
Knowledge of music not ueceasary.
Weatern School ef Plane Tuning
ana Repairing
t22</a DIVISION STREET
The Mo-sea ft Hamlin, hm ft Food
KurUiiiann, Oabter, Kroagar, •tarck.
Cm** and other good plana*; all
Mildly high grade, at reason*at*
prices aud terms t« auM.
SPOKANE PIANO HOUSC
D. 1.. Bowera, Manager.
Heath Block, M Monroe Strati