THERE'S NOTHING NOWADAYS LIKE
BEING A FLOSSIE LITTLE DOG
(A dog's own description of New
York's new dog hotel.)
NEW YORK. July IT).—Fellow
dogs, get wise.
If you ever come to New York,
don't fail to stop at the new mil
lion-dollar "dog house," or, per
haps I should say, the "dog hotel.
(Jee. it's great! It Is so Frenchy!
It has a regular sheath-gown at
But I am getting ahead of my
story. I am a little dog. My mis
tress is rich. 1 travel consider
able. I see many things rural dogs
don't know exist. That's why the
editor asked me to write of my
visit to New York's "dog hotel" —
for the enlightenment of country
Coming into New York on the
Murentania —wo have heen doing
Europe all spring, you know —1
overheard my mistress say:
"Chswles, 1 shall stop at the Hotel
Wolcott. I unlerstand they have
Just opened an extensive annex for
dogs. Darling is much fatigued,
you know, and it will afford him
an ideal opportunity to recuperate,
By way of explanation to coun
try dogs — who may not be accus
tomed lo aristocratic dog conver
sation—•] will state "darling"
means Fido. Other epithets ap
plied to me are "dearie," "sweet
heart" ami "wootsie." My master
has it longer name. He cnlls me
"an Infernal pet."
"Well, anyway/ 1 as Bobby Gay
lor, the comedian, used to say,
when 1 arrived at the hotel a hi
dog a regular scene occurred. My
mistress broke down completely
Frightful Leap an
This picture was taken after it
recent automobile accident near
Heachy Head. England., where a
cur. getting beyond the driver'!
control, left tie' road and jumped
over a dirt' 800 feel high. Its two
occupants leaped out just before
the machine reached tho edge and
•soaped almost unhurt. The cur
was utterly demolished.
HEINE MAKES HIT
WITH ABE ATTELL
Heinle Hitter's boxing has made
a bit with Abe Attel. Heinle hook
ed up with the Hebrew yesterday
and afterward Abe said of the lit
tle S. A. A. ('. star: "That kid Is
about ai fast >ts a lightning hug,
and he can tukc a punch, too. 1
Bracked him some hard ones und
because we wer? to be parted. She
Kissed me several times.
"Darling," she gurgled between
her sobs, "you are going a—a-a-wy.
Q-a-gOodd bye, .<r-g"
Just then a nurse came to my res
Just then a nurse ramp to my
rescue, and grabbing me out of the
downpour of tears, bustled me
away to the annex.
I wa first taken into a room con
taining several shower baths and
placed beneath one. First hot
water was turned on. It gradually
cooled until ice cold water made
me shiver. About me were several
little porcelain b;>ths. I was finally
plunged into one of these, aud
washed with tar soap, and later on
with scented soap. Then I was
rubbed and massaged and per
After I had been thoroughly
dried I was given my dinner on a
beautiful silver service. Water
was served in a sanitary cup.
After dinner I was allowed to
take a little exercise. A leash was
connected from my collar to a wire
sifting across the room, and I trot
ted back and forth until tired.
It was then lied time. The nurse
showed me my sleeping place. It
was a wicker basket, with a curved
top to protect it from draughts. In
the bottom of the basket was a
down cushion, covered with a fine
white linen case, which Is changed
daily. I managed to get a good
night's rest, and was awakened at
8 o'clock for breakfast, My mis
tress visited mo at 9. and we went
out for a spin in tlie machine,
Surely these are the golden days
of dogdoni! _
spun him around hut he came back
like a fury. I'll hack him to clean
up any of the pennyweights that I
Here's what Heinle tells about
it: "I never was treated so rough
in my life."
The only damiges resulting from
the "friendly" mix-up is a hump on
MIKE DISCOVERS NEW
Mike Lynch Is more of a
comedian every time he conies to
town. He died hard to pick war
witli someone all through the
game, but t'ntp. Hobby Carrnthers
lias the Injun sign on him and he
didn't start hostilities until after
he had lost. 'I hen he discovered
thai there was a lump about the
size of il full-grown pea in tlie
whitewash line between home
plate and third base. Mike figured
that Hilly Hulen beat a bunt be
cause the ball had rolled so slowly
up this mountainous pen that
Waters couldn't handle il in time
to put Hill out at flrst. Following
Mike's complaint Carrnthers went
over and annihilated the bump hy
stepping upon it. When he stood
upon II Mike gssed far off into the
heavens as if Bobby was on top of
Mount "Tacoma." It's likely he
had a lump of dirt in his eye.
SEATTLE HELPS SOME
All the world looks brighter to
day—Vancouver lost. it took
Hairy Hush t 0 hold the Canucks
down and Ston their winning
streak. The final score was tt to
2 in Seattle's favor. They secured
only six hits off Harry. This helps
the Indians mightily.
CATS WIN AT BUTTE
At Unite yesterday Aberdeen
won 7 to 4. Claflln pitched for the
Miners; Califf and Pernoll foi the
We will make to your Order
any $X r > to $4. r i unit In stock. A
number of tine Imported woolen
novelties included. We have
never before made suits of this
quality at such a low price. We
guarantee every stitch
CARL STEDT, The Tailor
422 FIRST AVFNUE
Won Lost P. C.
Spokane 41 26 .612
Vancouver 41 31 .569
Tacoma 35 33 .515
Aberdeen 32 40 .444
Butte 25 32 .439
Seattle 32 44 .421
Spokane 7, Tacoma 4.
It was a game that was Interest
ing from start to finish. Up to the
ninth Rasty Wright could do al
most as he pleased with the
Tigermen, and even in the ninth
he did as he pleased ,it seemed,
for he deliberately allowed Mar
tlnke and Bresino hits. The Tigers
made two runs in the ninth. Their
first two were secured in the third
Here is the way things broke for
Spokane: It was in the fifth when
a gloom was beginning to settle.
The batting order started at the
top of the list with Dave Rowan
Ike Butler was smiling, for he had
had prospered hugely for four in
nings. The Indians had negotiated
three runs in the third, but Ike
thought he had their measures and
prepared to fit them. Well. Dave
Rowan found him and sent the
leather away off Into left field.
Billy Hulen rapped a snappy one
past shortstop. Then Kippert and
Clynes singled in succession.
Bobby .lames walked. Then
Stevens and Mackin singled. Rog
ers went out second to first and
Wright sent one over to first base
and went out.
When it was all counted Spo
kane had four runs, which added
to what they grabbed in tho third
made a total of seven. That was
enough and for the rest of the
game they didn't worry.
Tlie big batter was Billy Hulen,
who got a two sacker in the first
inning, got to first on an error in
the third, singled in the fifth and
another two bagger in the sixth.
Bobby James couldn't run much
and was put cut at first twice,
when if he had been able to run up
to form he would have won lilts.
The new lineup looks mighty
good. Dave Rowan plays as good
a first base as Hulen. He missed a
fast grounder yesterday by being
over confident. Billy Hulen is good
anywhere and played a dandy
game at second. James did well at
NAB ANOTHER FRAUD
PORTLAND. July 15.— H. E
Cooke was brought here last night
by a deputy U. S. marshal from
Baker City, where he was arrested
for land fraud in connection with
the operations of the Oregon
Ranching & Timber Co. A party of
land seekers caught by Cooke are
still in Baker City. Cooke will be
taken to New York,
Washington 7 St. Ijouis 4; De
troit 5, Boston ;l.
Cincinnati 9. Brooklyn 2; Chica
go 2. Philadelphia 11.
HOW'D YCU LIKE TO BE BILL?
wAIExtiL AMD j*
nEb&ati tests-cms* ..
Special Corraapondenca to Tho Praia
SAX JOSE. (.'al.. July 15.—Say
how'd you like to be BUI?
Look at this photograph and
then think It over. Tho group is a
portion of tho graduating class of
the San Jose normal school. Tho
solitary main figure hemmed in on
all sides by bewitching feminity, ts
that of "Bill" Walbel. If -you ask
"Bill" What his sentiments aro he
will tell you that his ••Job is no
Commencement week brought
with it many complications and
many trying situations for Waibol.
Ho paid impartial attention to 270
fair classmates, he upheld the man
ly honors at a class reception
where all the other guests were
girls; he marched alone in prores
■ton with 270 fair graduates before
the assembled friends of the class;
he took prominent part in the
senior jinks leading "Susan's hand"
of 100 feminine players; he posed
unabashed l» the class group
among row after row of white
gowned graduates; lie stood out
bravely for every tradition of tho
f.AFF IMPFRIAI j^**"***
\Jril L II Til LIIIML rirst and Howard D UP ies.,. Gu n„ Lades
SPOKANE PRBBS, JULY 15 .!<**>
IF WICKLEBRIDGE WERE PRESIDEM
By F. W. Schaefer
"Now, don't think nic silly, Cice
ro," murmured Mrs. Wicklebridge.
"1 am only supposing. Your attain
ments are abovj the ordinary, and
some day it might happen to you,
"What happen to me, Guinevere?
Get arrested for porch climbing?"
"Of course no; Get elected presi
dent, iv such a case, would I have
to entertain la* istily or would I
have the choice of living a retired
life, devoting myself to good
"Er-hem," coughed Mr. Wickle
bridge. "I do not think it would
be obligatory upon you to cut a
very wide swath. There are some
perfunctory social duties, however,
that you could not well duck."
"Just so." cooed the wifely Wic
klebridge. "I think at first I
would be somewhat ill at ease in
my exalted position, but later I
would become inured to the —the
light that beats upon a throne."
"'Throne,' eh?" grunted Mr.
Wicklebridge. "Funny idea you
have of republican simplicity.
You'd get a rise out of the papers
in a minute. "Gorgeous Fete Cham
petre! White House Scene of Mon
archal Splendor.' Couldn't you
pull off something more simple?"
"Now, Cicero, that wasn't in my
thoughts at all. 1 never intended
anything more elaborate than a bal
poudre or some little function like
"Didn't, eh? Woman, you would
crab my career at its zenith. Think
of the roar that would go up. 'Pres
ident's Wife Wheely over Old
World Magnificence! Revival of
Bourbon Pomp and Pageantry.
Common People Peeved at Un
"Tush, Cicero Wicklebridge, you
have the perverted imagination of
an opium fiend. I"
"Never mind, madam. They'd
have the goods on you, all right.
'Tons of Empty Champagne Bot
tles! Mrs. Wicklebridge Seeks to
Obliterate Tell-Tale Marks of Ex
ecutive Mansion Orgy.' Oh, you'd
be up against It!"
"You insignificant idiot! I
wouldn't either, for the reason"- —-
"Well, I was just picturing what
a delicate position you'd be in if
you were to cm loose in the White
" For the reason. I say, that
such an ossified old onion like you
is In no earthly dinger of ever be
ing president. There, now!"
Which held Mr. Wicklebridge for
a little bit of a while.
BRUTAL NEGRO FINED
Judge Hinkle yesterday fined E
V. Armstrong $100 for assaulting
Peter Larson. The latter, who is
aged, was not, able to appear in
WILLIAM h. WAIELT.
school and he came through the ex
perience with high student honors.
As a mark of esteem In which
he is held hy tho other members
of his clasH Walbel, at the last
meeting of the seniors, was unani
mously voted "The Only One," and
ho will be officially known by that
title at all meetings of the normal
court until ye.iterday afternoon.
Armstrong is a big negro employed
in laying asphalt, and his attack
on the old man was caused by Lar
sen accidentally stepping into
fresh paving. The crowd that wit
nessed the affair wanted to hang
LONDON, July 15— E. V. Lem
ing, Sweden, won the final javelin
throw at the Olympic games today.
His mark is 178 feet 7V4 inches.
In the final heat of the three
mile team run, M. W. Deakin, Eng
land, was first, American team sec
ond, France third. Deakin's time
is 14 minutes 39 3-5 seconds.
Delightfully Cool Trolley
Rides to Coeur d'Alene
There is pleasure for the whole
family at Spokane's bathing and
picnic resort. Liberty lake has the
finest boating, bathing and most
ideal picnic grounds, and is quick
ly reached by trolley. Trains leave
Spokane terminal direct for Lib
erty lake daily at 6:20 (except
Sunday), 8:30 a. m.; 1:15 and 5:15
p. m. On Sunday an extra train
leaves for the lake at 10:20 a. m.,
and also at 6:45 p. m., enabling
patrons to spend the evening bath
ing; and returning, leave for Spo
kane at 9:30. Round trip, 75c. ***
121 Howard Street
Sprague and Mill
All Amusements Open Daily From 1 to 11
Free Outdoor Attractions
Abundant tables and special accommodations for picnic parties.
Swimming Pool Now Open
Dancing Every Evening 8 To 11 P. M.
E. Clarke Walker, Mgr.
TONIGHT AND ALL WEEK
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Fitzsimmons in
a refined comedy sketch; Zanzibar
Arabs, whirlwind acrobats; Zlska
and King, comedy magicians; The
Ferraras, eccentric whirlwind
dancers; Florence Saunders, Amer
ican soprano. Prices: Matinees,
15 cents except Sunday. Evenings,
15 and 25 cents.
COOL AND COMFORTABLE
HIGH CLASS VAUDEVILLE
Week Commencing Matinee July 12
THE PANTZER TRIO
Comedy, Novelty, Gymnasts
Florence Modena & Co. in "Bar
Don & Thompson, Song and
Alice Robmson, Prima Donna
Jules Garrison & Co., "A Mod
James & Prior, "Captain Bar
Matinee every day. Two shows
Prices: 15 and 25 cents.
H. C. Hayward, Mgr. Phone M. 1242
THE JESSIE SHIRLEY CO.
154 th Week
Presenting tonight and all week,
A BROADWAY FAVORITE
Prices—Evening, 50, 40 and 25c.
Matinee —Adults. 25c; cbiidren,
COMMENCING TUESDAY AND
Game called at 3:15 p. m.
Take E. Broadway or Gonzaga
Traction cars. Big Inland train
leaves Wall and Main at 2:40 p. m.
Sunday for grounds.
512 MAIN AYE.
Coin controlled machines of all
kinds. Northwestern agents for
Mill Novelty Company, the largest
manufacturers of coin controlled
machines in tlieh world. Write for
information and catalogues.
CLAY $ CO.
Steinway CEL. Other
Victor Talking Machine*
810 Sprague .Aye.
Tho Press. 25 rents a month.
THE GREAT KIRON
In the ver yheart of the city, 713
Sprague ay., the Baldwin House,
Kiron is the man of today. He is
world-famous for the many predic
tions lie has made and have come
to pass. Ho tells your name, tells
when and whom you will marry.
He seems to reach the secrets of
one's very soul. Truthful are the
words that come from his lips.
Would you like to know as to
changes, travel, love, marriage,
law, old estates, wills, deeds, lost
friends, mines, real estate, patents,
investments, divorces, sickness; as
to whether you will receive a let
ter; if your husband, wife or sweet
heart is true? We will say, see
Klron. He hastens marriages, set
tles lovers' quarrels, unites those
who are separated, develops per
sonal magnetism, teaches the Kast
Indian method of fasolpation. How
fee, 50c. Cut this out and bring it
with you. Remember the name.
KIRON THE GREAT, 715 Sprague
ay. Home 10 a. m. to 8 p. m.
ST. CHARLES IS RELIABLE
Nine years in Washington. Ad
vice that will do you good. He will
make you happy and successful.
St. Charles has made thousands
of dollars for Spokane people. He
has deceived none. If your mines
or stocks are a failure he will tell
you. If you have money to invest,
do not throw it away. St. Charles
will guide you and show you a
way to success.
He gives you the power to in
fluence and control others, develops
magnetism. Through that subtle
power you can draw money and in
fluence into your life.
He tells your name and every
secret of your life without asking
Special low fee this week. Sy
mons block, corner Howard and
PROF. ST. CHARLES
Special low fee today.
Greatest .Icail trance clairvoyant,
spiritual life reader, oldest, most re
liable spiritualist, business and test
net odium, dMp psychopalma reading of
the highest order; strange power to
help you. Tells Just what yoj want
to know, with IMinft*, dates, facts,
location; each hope, trouble, fear,
wish In love, marriage, business, sli k
ness, cliang.', Journey, friend, enemy;
Investment; causes speedy marriage,
unites those separated, advises and
assists you to good conditions. Spir
itual treatment for development and
wealth. Cures lost memory, lark of
ambition, all weaknesses, renews vi
tality, removes evil Influences, makes
you well and alroig In thought, pur
814 1 j RIVERSIDE, ROOMS 5-6
PROMPT AND RELIABLE
SERVICE AT ALL HOURS
H. F. Bowles, Mgr.
Parisian Dye Works
Has no branch offices nor
sgeuts. Office 60$ iirst Ays.
Phono 2137. . . . L. A. .ehmann
The Press, 25 cents a month.
& Real Estate
319 Wall sf., right by the river;
no nicer place In town for regu
lar or transient roomers; coxy,
quiet and respectable; secluded
but close In; only 2V» blocks from
Riverside ay.; rear entrances from
Post st ; hot water all tbe time;
ONE BLOCK FROM O. N. DEPOT.
NICE ROOMS, SOC TO $150.
PHONE IN EACH ROOM
TRANSIENTS. I j
C. C. DEMPSEY. PROP.
One half block north of the Mon
roe street bridge. Monroe.
Everything strictly modern. New
building, new furniture. Elegant
place for city roomers. Transients
a specialty. Hot and cold water In
every room. Rates reasonable.
Phone, Maxwell 1541.
Furnished rooms for light house
keeping. 907 W. Third.
Fot rent. 4 room new modern
house, full basement, E1317
Marietta; $17 per month, including
water. Apply next door north.
For rent —Madison hall. 9 Madi
son st. Phone 2200.
IT'S THE VALUES!
Best bargain of its kind in the
city. A beautiful 6-room modern
house in splendid location, north
west part of city; $3,200; terms.
THOMPSON-GILLIS INV. CO..
So 5 Wash. St... ground floor Hutton
Blk. Phone 2530. Open evenings.
Two dressers for sale cheap: apply
at Bavaria block. 117% N. Post.
Lots. Lots. Ixrts. $100. $100. $lot).
East Spokane, the manufacturing
district between O. R. & N. and N.
P. R. R.; $1 casn, balance $1 week;
no interest; no taxes. Sparks Bros.,
14-10 Bernard st
Lunch counter on Main ay. doing
$35 a day business; only $325.
5-room house, on lot 50x142. Kauf
man's additiou; east side of
town; splendid i uy for $1500; $200
down. $15 month.
SULLIVAN INVESTMENT CO.
Phone 2433. 12 Bernard st.
Brand new Sterling wiieel Tor sale
at the Penny Parlor; regular $45.
Lost or stolen, a white Spitz pup,
about 3 months old. Reward for
return. Apply 247 Alley ay.
HELP WANTED MALE
Wanted for Army—Able-bodied un
married men between ages of 21
and 35; citizens of United States,
of good character and temperate
habits, who can speak, read and
write English. For information ap
ply to Recruiting Officer, 126V4
Howard St., Spokane, Wash.
Half million acres of land soon to
be opened near Spokane. News
and authentic map just out.
220 WALL ST. SPOKANE, WASH
Send 22c In silver or stamps and
I will give in return a prescrip
tion for making a pure camphor
liniment. Write Inland Mfg. Co.,
Box 2491, Spokane.
Cooper & Co., collections. 410 Co
lumbia building. Phone 9392.
CHOICE CANNON HILL LOTS
Reasonable, and monthly pay
ments. Also choice lots in other
GRAY A McCUNE CO.
Phone 320. First Aye. and Wall
Spokane Trunk Factory—Trunk3,
traveling bags and leather goods.
Store 9 Stevens st. Phone 3248.
GEORGE A. WEDGWOOD
Express, Transfer and Storage
Office 915 Bridge. Phone Max. 2542.
Pine wood. $4.00. Sparks Bros.,
14 and 16 Bernard st. Phone
The place to eat and get your
moneys worth, Peacock restau
rant, 107 Division st.
Charles Staley, Pacific avenue and
Bernard street. 128 26
Spokane Artificial Limb House,
legs, arms, trusses, braces, made
and repaired. Sherwood bldg.
Strayed—soo men from Queen
Restaurant and Coffee House,
337 Front. Reward.
Chubb prints business or calling
■ ■uds cheapest. Fone 9349. 5
and 6 Golden Gate block, 824 River
Any face blenvsh removed without
pain or sea'; guaranteed. The
Derma Inst., 824 Riverside ay.
HAVE YOUR BHO E S RE PA IR ED
IN THE NEW WAY
Women's bslf aoles sewed for SOc
Men* half aoles sewed for 75a
Phone 1535 and we will call for
and deliver your repairing.
LE CLAIRE SHOE CO. I
Loans on furniture, plaao, norses,
etc. A. A. Barnett, 624 The
M. T. O'Connor, sttorney and coun
selor at law. civil and criminal
practice. Rooms 508 Hyde blk.
Phoue 1830; residence, Main 710*.
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