PAGE 18 Will the Meat Trust THisli WITH ;hc price of meat going steadily upward day by day so cial philosophers and science are turning their attention to What can la substituted for trie things that aro under tho control of the Beef Trust. Of course It might seem to some that a more simple method of dealing with the question would be to force the Beef Trust to dial justly with the consumer— but be that as It may. as our friend George B. Monroe snys. hero are some Of the substitutes which have been sug gested for the exclusive pork chop, the Intensely aristocratic chop and the well nigh unapproachable steak whom all of us Knew and loved befjre they got so high In the world. Tlie phllos iphcrs say that we have be come so usid to eating only beef and mutton and pork that we do not realize how many other meats there arc which make Just as goo 3 eating and which could be obtained more cheaply once a general demand were created for them. By way of Illustration, there Is the odd and bounding Australian wal laby. This animal Is a species of small kangaroo and Is twice as large as a hare. It looks like a cross between a rat and an opossum It has long been regarded as nn enjoy able, economical dish by the Australians, but only recently has made lis debut out line of tho antipodes. In England, where It was first in reduced, It made a decided hit and is now found on every first-class club and hotel menu. "Jugged wallaby" Is the form in which the dish Is most frequently seen on the English menus, but In Austral.a the creature Is prepared in half a dozen different ways and really makes very good eating. There they It beat as a roast inging in the Hippopotamus for a Native Congo Feast. D-t wni by is not very different from rabbit or ha.c, and there is noth ing repulsive In the Idea of eating it. There are. however, a number of i er kinds of meats which, though at the first blush might seem quite out of the question as human food, are »• theles3 eaten and enjoyed in various sections of the world ar.J migot serve as a very good substitute for the expensive meats we tow de pend upon. There Is dealh to the Beef Trust In hippopotamus alone Roosevelt has fed on hippopotamus steaks and knows ho . delicious they are. and In Africa no flesh Is more highly esteemed Dr. W. N. Irwin, connected with the U. S Department of Agriculture, has pointed out that there are nearly seven mil lion acres of water and marshy rurface In our Gulf States, which, If properly planted with water hyacinths and other aquatic plants, would make an excel lent stamping-ground for hippopotamus He has e.t 1 that no less than a million tons of meat a year could thus be produced, and. If the beef barons press us too close, here would seem to he a practical solution of the meat eating problem. 3" all Ihe regions In this country available for hippopotami raising were properly stocked, the price of the meat would bo remarkably low, ad the Beef Trust would either have to reduce Its prices or be undersold. One hippopotamus would furnish enough meat to feed about nine hun dred persons and a hippopotamus steak parly would be the logical auc ceaaor to the beefsteak parly when the tropical meat auperseded beef as food. The Ut underb lug the ski., of tha hip popotnmus la one of the purest animal fats known and Is In great demand among the Cape colonists At tho Capo of Good Hope, hippopotamus melt Is salted and cured and Is known as "Lake Cow Bacon," and from the na tive's standpoint it Is far superior to anything t lie Beef Trust could offer. Another very cheap form of meat Is that of the white rhinoceros. At the present time Hits species is said to be be coming extinct, but there Is plenty of loom |n our Southern States where It could be stocked and propagated. Only tile coarsest and most unpromising prov ender i.s required to maintain It and It furnishes an enormous quantity of excel lent meat. The white rhinoceros is a comparatively mild creature and could be raised without danger. From the Orient has Just arrived a shipment of dried llgarde. In China the flesh of the slimy creature Is considered a luxury, and large consignments are annually shipped to this country for the delectation of tho pig-tailed contingent hero. It doesn't sound very savory, but nevertheless the tlesh Is Very tasty and when properly prepared makes as dainty a dish us rte would care to eat tor the purpose of exportation* Hi 2 The Sabre-Toothed Tiger Wftß First on the Menu of the Cave Dv/ellers. flesh is dried and st rot-hed on sticks of nnmbeo. ami It arrives In this coun try In m;:ch the same condition as cer tain varieties of dried fish Stewed or broiled. U readily softens, and Is very appetising In the south of Italy and Spain, too, the green lizard has been used as food for years, and lizard souo Is a favorite dish. This reptile Is epiite abund&nt In tills country, and If once a taste weie cultivated for It, another death-blow might be dealt the beef barons Horseflesh Is not renerally considered good eating, and in England It has been given only to cats. The "cat's-picaf' vendor Is a weekly visitor at every. house In London where a cat Is kept. But not all of the dilapidated Knglish horses are disposed of In this way. On tho con trary. Ihe majority of them are sent over to Belgium, where they ate used as human food. Horse meat Is eaten to some extent In France, too, but only by the poorer classes. Recently, however, three hun dred I'aiisluns, meo aud women, sal down to a horseflesh dinner at the Palala Royal, In commemoration of the "two Sieges" of Parte, of which they were heroes and heroines. The banquet w-as gotten up by v committee of veteran sur vivors of 1870, who invited any and every one who had passed through the horrors of those days to join In the cele bration. Three hundred at once re sponded to the call, and ate horseflesh With enthusiasm. Though the diners attended the ban quet more out of a spirit of sacrifice than of pleasure, men who went to suf fer remained to enjoy. Prepared In a skillful manner. It tasted very dif ferent to the meat they had been forced to cat In the tragic days of tho Mege. While horseflesh is not generally eaten In France, a proposition was recently made In l'arls to establish canine butch er :-l'.ops where dog meat would be sold for human consumption. The idea ha» been widely discussed, not only iv France I.ut in thi* country, from the standpoints THE SPOKANE PRESS, SUNDAY, APRIL 3,1910. Copyright, 1910, by Great Britain nig-hta liceerveft? only question Involved Is a. sanitary one. Dr. Alnnzq D. Mel.ln, chief of the Bu reau of Anirtttl. industry In Washington, declares thaH-dog-meat would not be en joyable for 4rie-simple reason that most people woulaf'bp prejudiced against the food, and th*| Jhe antagonistic frame of mind would pecessarlly affect the diges tion. Dr. Vif A. Evans, Commissioner of Health of Clilcago, on the other han.l, sees no reason sv> y dog-meat should not be Included amntng the viands of civilized people, apart* from the question of sen'.l ment. "To the man who sees nothing disgusting In eating canine flesh," he de claied, "It should prove Just as good eat ing as other £orjns of r ' " From the humanitarian's standpoint, eating dogs seems must unnatural, and yet, If the meat trust raises Its prices much hlghsav we may eventually be obliged to add English bulldog chops French poodle soup, and dachshund pie to our menus. Perhaps the best Ideas for new meat dishes, however, are to be derived from the tropics, where tho natives have come to regard nearly all animal (lesh as edible meat. They know no greater delicacy than monkey flesh, and most of the principal dishes at their gala feasts are garnished with monkey heads. The Boers think that lion's flesh Is. about the best eating yet devised, and the flesh of the elephant Is a favorite dish with them, although to the Euro pean taste It resembles soft leather and mucilage. Antelope, which tastes not unlike venl son, Is eaten by the colonists, and the flesh of the itebra is very delicate and dainty. In the Philippines, bats are not looked upon with the repulsion they arouse In this country. On the contrary, they are eaten and enjoyed The native Filipinos delight In baked grasshoppers and there are numerous species of Inserts which are considered edible by the Chinese and other Oriental nations, as well as by the natives of Mexico and South America. In India, the tiger Is eaten not only for Us edible qualities but also be cause It Is believed to Impart strength and cunning. In upper Egypt and in Siam crocodile flesh Is publicly sold as food, while In Santo Domingo and parts of Ccntrnl America the cayman or American alligator, Is eaten, roaste or boiled. Perhaps the strangest viand ever eaten by man. however, was the hairy mammoth tenderloin, 20,000 years old. of health and sen timent. On the one hand it has been claimed that the eating of dog men: could be de fended only on the ■cors of dhe nec essity, such as an Arctic exploi er s tmetlmes races, .u;d that the idea of gutting Kido on tiie regular bill of fare bonier j on cannibalism, while on the other hand, it has been stoutly contended that the Carrying Old, Worn-out Horses from England to the Bel gium Meat Market. which formed the piece de resistance at a banquet given at St. Petersburg a few years ago by Prof. Herz. of the Imperial Academy of Sciences. The carcass of the mammoth had been found in the Ice In the far North and when removed was found to be In excellent condition, having been per fectly preserved by the Ice In which it was Imbedded. It was cut up into huge portions and preserved In salicylic acid. When cooked and eaten It was found to be remarkably tender, resembling venison of a superior quality and Just gamy enough to suit the most epicurean taste. Tho carcass eaten on that occa sion Is by no means the only one to be found In Northern Asia. In tho lce fllled caverns of Siberia hundreds of thousands of these relics of the Stone Age are undoubtedly Imbedded and might furnish food for tho civilized world for hundreds of years If they could only be made available. It Is to be feared, however, that they are as useless to mankind In their natural The Odd Wallaby, Now a Fa mous Australian Dish. Hippopotami Steaks, Odd Lizard Entrees, Hashes of Horse and Dog, Bat Pot-Pie, Roasti of the Queer Bounding Wallaby of Australian Wilds--Men Eat Them All! The Hippopotamus- steak Party May Be the Logical Sue- cessor of the Beef- •teak Party, When the Price of Beef Becomes Prohibi- The Best Eating Monkeys in India. What An "Educated" Girl Really Knows. IN those days of higher •duration for them ho time, and money for their use, girls some very simple and useful ac- She Should know how to live up to the compllshmonts are apt to be forgot- old rule, "A place for every thing, and ten. They arc accomplishments thnt one everything In Its plare." need not attend college to learn, and yet She should know that It Is best for her they nre as valuable and us essential as not to have anything to do with diss date anything taught In the most advanced or Intemperate young men. semlnry. Without them no girl's cdura- Slio should know that the more she Hon Is complete. Here Is n list of thing' lives within her Income the more she that every girl In the land should know, will save and the farther she will get regardless of her position in life: away from poverty.' She should know that twenty nickels *>•• » !, ould know that It Is best to re make a dollar. eanl habits and morals and not money In .... , choosing her associates. She should know how to arrange every ... T- . " room in* the bouse. , ' " h ' >l " d k " OW how 10 »- |thln her Income and to wear a calico dress She should know how to say "No" and |jga a queen, mean It or "Yes" and Stick to It She should know how to embrace every She Should know how to sew on but- opportunity for reading, sud how to se tons, darn stockings und mend gloves. lect such books as will give her the most She should know how to < ook and serve useful and practical Information In or a good, wholesome dinner der to make the best progress In eaiUar She should know how to dress for health as well as later home and School life, und comfort, as well as for appearance. A girl who combines all this. Informa- She should know thst light lacing Is not tlon with her regular school education only uncomely, but thnt It Is Injurious to will be well equipped for almost any pr> health. sltlon In life. Her spiritual development She should know that music, drawing should keep pace with her mental devel and painting are real accompllshmenta In opn.ent, or life will be a failure under the home, and are uot to ba neglected If any condition. colli storage as nro the egg's and meat In tho cold storage warehouses of the modern food trusts. Despite Its great age. the meat of the mammoth must have tasted fresher than that supplied to the White House during tho past Administration, according to the testimony of Food Inspector Dodge, of the District Health Department, be fore the Moore special committee of the House Investigating the food cost ques tion It appeared that while Mr. Roose velt was President the steward of the Executive Mansion was Instructed to hang up his beet and keep It there until It was so ripe that lie could stick his finder Into It. Not until it was ready to fall to pieces was It taken down and served, and a similar practice was said to obtain In many wealthy homes. Butchers who cater to a fashionable trade wero said to keep old meat on hand because their customers would take no other, and In many of the shops Visited by the Inspectors the meat kept for such purposes was so putrid that It wa3 promptly condemned as unfit for human consumption To Individuals with such tastes,mam- tive. Dried Chinese Lizards, a Fa mous Chinese Delicacy, of Which Thousands Are Im ported Yearly to America. mmh flesh would he esteemed a luxury, and the Beef TrUSI might raise Its prices Indefinitely, as far ns they were con cerned, as long as sufficient mammoth meht could ho procured to satisfy the demand for it. For the present, howpver. and until properly equipped expeditions can be Organised to exploit the Siberian loe fllled caverns, hlppolamus meat would Ecem to be the most practical solution of the meat question, It must be admitted that none of thla sounds Very appetising to US. lint, surely, people who will put up with the tyranny of the Ueef Trust so meekly, will not find any of It hard to swallow,