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fa OLD FOLKS Especially nw4 "Katon't RcmMf" (MR TaMt)ind UtoUke the Rhea. BiaiUm odI of thflr Joint! nw4 it to ktp their Rioruaoh, Liver, Kidney Dtl bowels In food orUerj need II for lh strength and Tlfor It fire. Let " NATURE'S REMEDY" Be Tour Doctor. TV ublrt now and hm II will keep your rlm In inch food condition thm dlKHN cnmt take hold. Erery box It lusrujKxxl 10 SMUtsctioo, or sht parch. prios refunded. Better Jhan Pills For Liver Ills CET A 2M. BOX. hWt&tknedtiiM TALLMAN & CO. PENDLETON, ORE. SIDELIGHTS OF NF.W YORK'S flfflll (By Glenn Guernsey.) New York. Aug. 22. The late Robert G. Ingersoll once let fall a few remark touching on and apper taining to the "foot friends" of re serve to prove that men are the orig inal easy marks when they go shop ping. "Are men more successful shop pers than women?" sniffed the buyer form movements, whose word and to whom I had addressed the qoes actlons served to hinder the cause with ! tlon. "Well, not so you could notice m-hlch they had allied themselves. J It. Here's an example," he said, and who "are so friendly that you cannot kick them." 1 am convinced that the disciples of Marxian socialism, and even the "opportunist" socialists who are principally concerned with political methods, entertain much the v same tender feeling for the Christian so cialists. These exponents of kid gloved reform, who Insist upon open- pointing out In an advertisement of the store the following cryptic de scription of a feminine government: "Made of best quality muslin, wide umbrella ruffle, deer hem and three embroidered tucks, specially priced at 29 cents." The buyer continued: "We have in stock a similar garment for men, containing no more or no better ma- Churches Christina Science. Congregational church, corner Webb and Johnson streets; Church service at 11 A. M.; Subject of lesson sermon; "Mind". Wednesday meeting at S r M. The Church of the Redeemer. There will be a celebration of the Holy Communion tomorrow morning at 7:30 o'clock. Sunday school at 10 A. M. Divine service at 11 A. M. to 8 P. M. The public Is cordially Invited. Charles Qulnney, Rector. M. E. Church. First M. E. church, corner of Webb and Johnson streets. W. T. Euster pastor residence next door to church. The subject for Sunday morning will be "The wonderful personal influence of Christ oer those who sojourned with him In His public ministry and those who have communed with Him since." In the evening the subject will be "The fivefold chain of evidence which cannot be broken and which every age since the time of Christ's public min istry has endeavored to brek." Sabbath school at 10 a. m. Epworth League at 7 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday night. The choir will soon assemble and the music arrang ed for sabbath services. Ing the social revolution with prayer, ; terial, and costing not so much In the will again occupy the limelight next workmanship. Tet It sells regularly week, when they will hold a general : for 75 cents, and Is never priced be conference at Asbury Park. j low 59 cents." PftKor With Socialists. i Responding to my question as to The Rev. John D. Long, D. D., ; the reason for this unjust disparity pastor of the fashionable Parkside ; In prices, he said: Presbyterian church of Brooklyn i "There Isn't any reason, except that all ministers who get Into the news-; the manufacturers of men's garments papers are pastors of fashionable j charge more and make bigger prof churches Is the leader In the Chris- i Its, because the men are easy marks tlan socialist fellowship movement j and will stand for It. If women were For some monthes he has been en- i regular patrons of saloons, do you gaged In organizing the socialist min-1 think they would pay 15 cents for a lsters of the country and hundreds of i little swig of whiskey that costs less Tvprnd and Heht reverends are ; than a fourth of that sum? Not for now said to be enrolled on the mem- a minute. Everything that Is soid bership list of the followshlp. ! exclusively to men commands a high- Among the rank and file of the red ; er price than it would If women were flag followers of New Tork, however, also Its purchasers. Men shrewd the accession of the holy men Is not ! shoppers? Oh, fudge." viewed with any nticeable degree of) All of which is Illuminating, if not gratulation. Socialism, those unre- j exactly calculated to add to maacu generate ones Insist, is an economic ; line conceit, system, and not a church. They fearj A Just Judge, that with the growth of the move-; There is at least one Judge In New ment, internal dissension will arise, ; York and he has rendered a decision and the party will be divided into! which must be hailed with delight warring sects of Baptist socialists. ' throughout the country, as establlsh- Presbvterian socialists. Mother Eddy Ing a righteous preecaenu socialists and high church and low church socialists. And the soffers Inquire, more or less pertinently, why there shouldn't! not. So says the law, as Interpreted XO MEETING PLACE YET. A) Nature intended man to be happy and to be able to give n V Smile All the While Look at healthy children look at the healthy man nr woman and vou see the pleasures that come from perfect health the protection1 that wards off the excesses of life to-day Ghirardelli's Cocoa the perfect food drink braces up the system strengthens the body and enthuses the brain into perfect activity besides it pleases the palate, too. Can a man be legally forced to pay for a cup of coffee which contains a pestiferous fly? Answer: He can- CoHrcgatlon or Uio Cliristlun church uill ltuld meeting next Sunday Evening to Decide. A meeting of the members of the Christian church will be held next Monday evening at the home of Mra. M. S. Whitman, 206 Grange street, to decide on future qlans for the church. At that time a meeting alaco for the next few months will be selected. The M. E. church has been tendered them as well as other churches of the city J and the congregation will not be with out a house of worship during the con struction of their new church. Aside from the entire library be longing to Bev. Meldrum about half of the large and valuable library be longing to Rev. Victor Dorrls was also burned. Rev. Meldrum who Is now in Scot land, In answear to a cablegram an nouncing the destruction of the church and the loss of his library, replied, the answer having been received by Fred Taylor this morning: "Courage. God lives." of 30 cups a delicious drink 25c NEW KIND OF FROT. Maternity Ward. Opened at St. Anthony' hospital a maternity ward. Ward charges, $1 50 per day. Private room charges range from $2 up per day. No one Is Immune from kidney trouble, so Just remember that Foley's Kidney Remedy will stop the irregu larities and cure any case of kidney or bladder troubles that Is not beyond the reach of medicine. Pendleton Drug Company. : being who be a Christian republican party or a Christian democratic party- The horny-handed eons of toil Insist that the ministers come out flat-footed for Karl Marx and Eugene V. Debs and drop their affectation of select superiority, under penalty of deprived of their red tags. College Walters. Those ambitious young men work their way through college by the sweat of their brows are often the recipients of effusive commenda tions and sympathetic encourage ment. In these sentiments, however, J. Davis Secor does not share. Mr. Secor owns a summer hotel out on Lng Island, and recently tried the experiment of employing 15 worthy young college students as waiters. His opinion of the ability of the youngsters In question may now be expressed in a row of Jim-dashes. Mr. Secor asserts that his student waiters were assiduous In their at tentions to the young lady guests, but that the men and the older ladies found it almost Impossible to attract the attention of the scholarly grub sllngers. Moreover, the dinner dishes were left unwashed while the collegians spent the evenings on the rustic bridge in the dim distance, singing love songs to the fair listeners. For all of such grievances, and for the additional reason that the colleges the young . men attended taught them the difference between a golf stick and a soup ladle, Mr. Secor fired his collection of student waiters and made a solemn vow, "Never again." Easy Marks. . Humorists of the daily press fre quently take occasion to pass sar castic remarks upon the bargain hunting proclivities of the fair sex. Incidentally implicating that men are 'superior as shrewd shoppers. I hesi tate to blast so fond an Illusion, yet the recitation of a single instance, pointed out to me by the buyer of a big New Tork department store, by the Just Judge aforesaid. It was a highly Indignant restau rant proprietor who appeared In po lice court and accused a well-dressed young man of larceny In failing to produce a nickel" for a cup of coffee the latter. had ordered. Questioned by the magistrate, the grub dispenser admitted that a fly had fallen Into the coffee after it had been served, but declared volubly that it wasn't his fault and that he was not supposed to protect custom ers from inquisitive Insects. Then the culprit was heard in de fense. He alleged that he would have entered no objection If only one modest, well-behaved fly had used his coffee cup as a swimming pool. He asserted, however, that no less than three had taken a dip Into the surf at his expense and that he entertain ed strenuous objection to maintaining a miniature Coney island for the ben efit of the restaurant proprietor's In The objection waa maintained by the Judge and the accused walked forth a free man. And the learned 'and Just Judge has earned the respect of all honest men, except restaurant proprietors. Red Wing Coming, Red Wing, Minn., Aug. 22. Many former residents of Red Wing are here to take part In the homecoming hadn't! celebration, which will be In progress during the next three days. will Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure any case of kidney or bladder trou ble that Is not beyond the reach of medicine. No medicine can do more. Pendleton Drug Company. To Name Delegates, Phoenix, Ariz., Aug. 22. A repub lican nominee for delegate to congress from Arizona will be named by the territorial convention which met here this morning. DeWltt's Little Early . Risers, safe, easy, pleasant, sule, little liver .pills. Sold by Tallman ft Co. Caldwell Freak Is Between a Tomato and a Plum. A new kind of fruit that is attract Ing the attention of quite a number of people Is the prunisamonl, which Is being placed on the market here in Caldwell, says an Item from Cald well. It is said that John J. Tule of Pay ette claims that he propagated and named It and that It was first Intro. duced to the world here In Idaho. When ripe It has the color of a to- mato and at first glance It looks like one, but It more closely resembles a Dlum. but does not have the same flavor. It has a pit like a plum, but Is much smaller according to the size of the fruit. It Is very delicious and much sought after because of It be ing a new fruit and because of Its flavor. People sometimes do not like the taste at first but In a short time learn to like It and then they prefer it to any other fruit of Its kind. It grows on a tree resembling a prune tree or plum tree and seems to be specially adapted to this country. It will" without a doubt .become a great factor in the export of this country some day. s Sidelights of New York's history Fruit. Two young people of Plum Grove, this county, were married recently. The two from Plum Grove became a pair, although he no doubt thought her a peach. Hale (Mo.) Hustler-Leader. Minnesota Tennis. St. Paul, Minn., Aug. 22. Minne sota state tennw championsnips in singles and doubles will be decided by the tournament commenced today on the courts of the Town and Coun try club,, to continue through next week. FJo Guesswork If men who doubt the value of Rervlta Tibials could only look over our order files and read the tetters we receive from those who know thilr value, no man who is weak and nervous would hesitate , a moment, hut begin at once to regain his strength with Nervita Gentlemen: Some sir years ago I bought your NerTita Tablets in Richmond, lod. and at that 1 timethey certainlydid all you claimed they would I tried to get tbem here, but no druggist has 1 them. Let me know it you it ill make them, U so I want to get six boxes for a friend of mine. I Your truly, Reg. 11. Hollands, Cat i Dec 12, 1W. Dear Sirs: Find enclosed $1.00 and send me 2 boxes of your Neryita Pills. I bought boxes at j a druggist's here, but can not get any more, but 1 want to tell you that I Beyer took any medicine : in my life that done me so much good, bend at : once as I am entirely out. Yours truly, Jan. 16, 1908 Reg. L. Carnegie, Pa. j Dear Sirs: About 3 weeks ago I sent you $2.00 : for i boxes ot Nerrita Tablets, and they ha-ve done me lots of good. Enclosed $4.00 send tour boxes at once. Yours truly. Jan. 17, W08 Reg, 3. Orange City, Iowa Gentlemen; Send me at once 3 boxes Nerrita Tablets, I received one box a week ago. There Is no question as to tie potency of your medicine. I feel greatly benefited, and want to use it until perfectly well. Your promptness will oblige. Yours truly, April 2, 108 Reg. S. Portsmouth, Ohio told and BuaranKid by ill drugglitt,$1. ptr box, 6 boxes for IS. lonl by mall. PISHIR DWUQ CO. 30 Klnif St Chicago PENDLETON DRUG COMPANY Pendleton, Oregon Byers' Best Flour la made from the choicest wheat Uiat grows. Good bread la Mur ed when BY ERS' BEST FLOl'Il is used. Iiren, Shorts, Steam Rolled iinrlcy always ou hand. PENDLETON ROLLER MILLS W. S. II VERS, Proprietor. Pastime Parlors COOLEST PLACE IN TOWN. MOLITOR ft O'DANIEL, Props. A quiet game, orderly place for a game of Pool. Billiards or Bowling SHOOTING GALLERY. Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery and Soft Drinks. Best Tables In the city. The Hot Summer Sun tflllfl brings no terror to the woman who knows that her kitchen will not be turned into a veritable bake-oven, Why? Because She Cooks With Gas, no nr liAnirv a 1 cnf f 1 ao ft lift ma ir-vrv-l (a It v 1 a fire to feed, just the touch of a match and your fire j is in readiness. NORTHWESTERN GAS & ELECTRIC CO. Operation for Plies will not be .ne cessary If you use ManZan Pile Rem edy, guaranteed. Price (0 cents. Sold by A. C. Kouppen ft Bros. Nominate Congressmen. Waco, Tex., Aug. 22. R. L. Henry was nominated aa tne aemocrauc candidate for congress from the Eleventh Texas district at the con vention held here today. WW Our Specialty is the Family Trade We are fully prepared to fur nish you the best of lard, sau sages and fresh, smoked or cured meats and fish each day. Central Meat Market Carney ft Tweedy, TELEPHONE MAIN 83. 'Phone Main 6 If. THORNTON MUSIC CO 813 Main Street ' HIGH GRADE PIANOS and ORGANS Columbia, Edison and Victor Talk leg Machines, Records, Cabinets and Musical Merchandise. MOCLIPS AND WESTPORT BEACHES Ideal Summer Resorts Easily reached via Northern Pacific Railway with frequent train service. SUMMER TOURIST FARES $60.00 for the round trip to St Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, Sioux City, Omaha, . Kansas City, Etc Chicago $72.50 St Louis $67.50 Ask your nearest Northern Pacific Agent regarding train service, rates, etc., or address A. D. CHARLTON, Asst. Gen. Pass. Agent, Portland, Oregon