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Experiments are being made on a device to prevent boats from sinking. By turning a wheel several water-tight doors are in stantly closed. If it is a success it will make ocean travel as free from danger as Hostet ter s Stomach Bitters does the road through liie. It is a specific remedy for stomach ills, such as belching, flatulency, heartburn, in dage-stion, dyspepsia and constipation. It is also a splendid blood purifier and preventive of la gr-ppe, malaria, fever and ague. Be sure to try it. Oa.sla Clint 1 n-to-Date. “In these sandy wastes,” observed the traveler, "the camel is indeed invaluable.” 'Ob, yes,” replied the Arab, nonchalant ly. ‘I have heard it referred to as the au tomobile of the desert. ’—Golden Penny. Earliest Russian Millet. Will you be short of bay? If so plants plenty of this prodigally prolific millet 5 TO 8 TONS OF RICH HAT PER ACRE. Price 50 lbs. *1.90; lOOlbs.s-3.00, low freights John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. ISebb—“Is Dabster an amateur or a pro fessional painter.” Nobb—‘‘Oh, lie’s a professional! Why, he can paint a picture so that you can’t tell what it is.”—Ohio State Journal. % The Public Awards the Palm to Hale’s \ Honey of Horehound and Tar for coughs. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. . Whenever a good grammarian finds a good idea, he endeavors to find a grammatical error in its construction.—Atchison Globe, j CHANGEJF LIFE. Some Sensible Advice to Wo men by Mrs. E. Sailer. “ Dear Mrs. Pinkham : —When I passed through what is known as ‘ change of life,’ I had two years’ suf fering,— sudden heat, and as quick chills would pass over me ; my appetite was variable and I never could tell for k jlffl H Los Angeles, Ual.-—$5000 forfeit if above tes M tlmonial is not genuine. No other person can give such helpful advice to women who are sick as can Mrs. Pinkham, for no other has had such great experience—her address is Lynn, Mass., and her advice free—if you are sick write her—you are foolish if you don’t. ALABASTINE* The Only Durable Wall Coating Wall Paper is unsanitary. Kal somines are temporary, rot, rub off and scale. AlyABASTINE is a pure, permanent and artistic wall coating, ready for the brush by mixing in cold water. For sale by paint dealer'' i”. erywncre. isuy in packages and beware of worthless imitations. ALABASTINE COMPANY, (fraud Rapids, Mich. BRSS® WATWEOOP OILED CLOTHING When you buy garments bearing the above trademarkyou have the result of mere than half a century of experience backed by our guarantee. SOLO 6Y BEPBESENTAT1YE TCADE EVHtYWWt A. J. Tomit CO- BOSTON,MASS. ^ TACT AND SBylS^.jESS. When the Former i^.nrkli^the I,at. ter Is Found f Be Lnr^ely In Ev/ence, —f “She's a womajof tactremarked a woman the othr day in (tiescribing a woman who hagStood at the head of a successful worth’s organization for some time, sjftes the Philadelphia Ledger, “andfrhe work she’s doing is work that reiuires a large amount of tact.” Now, wif somebody please tell us what line fi work a woman may adopt that doesn’t require tact? Is the wom an withyit tact of any earthly use to herself /r the world in general? Is it possible for a woman to succeed in any undertakings unless she is blessed with# large amount of tact? Wjin you see a woman who has mad' a failure of anything don’t you us.ijp'l.v find that she’s a woman with out tact.’ In the home, in the social world, in the business world, in anv sphere__ there’s .nothing -which stands the strain of everyday friction like tact. If a woman is blessed with tact she can accomplish almost anything she desires. It’s grace which can be culti vated, although you’ll occasionally meet a woman who seems so utterly devoid of tact that it seems absolutely impossible to teach her the meaning of the word. You’ll find her always doing and say ing the wrong things at the wrong times; you’ll find her always doing and saying the likes and dislikes of her friends; you’ll find her unable to cope with any unexpected circumstances, and you’ll try to account for the mat ter by saying: “She always was lack ing in tact.” But back of all this there’s some thing else. The woman of tact is al ways a woman who is capable of for getting.herself, and really when you look into the matter you’ll usually find selfishness is at the root of a woman’s lack of tact. She thinks of nothing but herself, and forgets all about other people. Fictitious. It is very seldom that we pay much at tention to reports circulated in reference to the virtue of a patent medicine, as we have always considered that reports of this nature were more or less fictitious ana got ten up for the purpose of creating a dtmand from the public. But the publication in various papers of the wonderful results ob tained from using that famous remedy St. Jacobs Oil, and from the fact that it is a remedy for outward application only, led us to make trials of it in our own family. One, a case of lumbago of long standing which had previously resisted every form of treatment, was permanently cured by a few applications of the Oil. Another was a sprained ankle, with severe pain. This was instantly relieved and permanently cured in a few days by the use of St. Jacobs Oil, while for severe toothache and neuralgia it acted almost like magic, so quickly did the pain depart after the Oil was applied. Our own experience in using the Oil, as above indicated, was so highly satisfactory that we determined in the interest of the gen eral public, to make a thorough local inves tigation among dealers and others who have sold and used St. Jacobs Oil. Recognizing Messrs. Taylor and Co. as head-quarters for _ all proprietary medicines, we called at their Briggate Store, and on making known the object of our visit to the general Manager, he stated that their three stores in Leeds were selling more than a thousand bottles of St. Jacobs Oil every week, and the trade was constantly increasing—that it was the most popular remedy sold and was highly spoken of by everyone who used it.. The Manager said he had heard hundreds of people say they had been permanently cured of rheumatism, neuralgia, sciatica, and sim ilar complaints by the use of this famous Oil. A Modest Request. An omnivorous reader down in Kentucky wrote to Senator Deboe for a copy of every document issued since the government was established. “I’m sorry,” answered Deboe, “but all the freight cars hereabouts are busy.”— Washington Post. It is easier to recover lost money tham lost time.—Chicago Daily News. You don’t fool people half as often aa irou think you do.—Atchison Globe. The weight of a girl in love may decrease, but her sighs increase.—Chicago Daily News. _ In Society.—“Pa, why does a woman have Wednesday or Thursday or some other day in the week printed on her cards?” “Well, my boy, that’s so her women friends can call some other day.”—Philadelphia Bulle tin. ___ Superlative.—“She is the very pink of pro priety, isn’t she?” enthused the mutual friend. “Pink?” said the close friend. “Why, man, she is the vivid crimson of pro priety. That’s what she is.” — Baltimore American. ■ ..# Both Sides.—'“Out-legislators,” protested the machine politician, “are not as bad as they’re painted.” "No?” replied the plain citizen. “Well, they’re certainly not so |Ood as they’re whitewashed.”—Philadel phia Press. _ _ <8j A Question of Privilege.—Mistress (after a heated discussion with argumentative cook)—“Are you the mistress of this house, 1 should like to know?” Cook—“No, ma’am, I ain’t—but—” Mistress (triumph antly)—“Then don’t talk like an idiot! — Punch. ---# . - Mrs. Piper—“Mr. Voxtel is a fine singer; there is no denying that; but I think he sings louder than he ought.” Mrs. Kackkle —“That’s just what 1 think. At last night’s concert Mrs. Chinner and I could hardly hear a word each other said, he sang sq loud.”—Boston Transcript. -# Hostess—“Oh, do, Mr. Basseau. oblige us with just one more song.” The Singer-^ “Healiy, Mrs. Footenit, I’m afraid at this late hour I might disturb the neighbors.” Hostess—“Never mind; they have a howl ing dog that disturbs us at night very often.”—Philadelphia Pres*. i. PH w III I rl'i |i| pf| l‘y' > V pff fw. b 5 / ----mv. UIVU1UCU) tl V V.I U11M L/VYYV.IO UV tilUk UIV> H system will he equipped for hard work in hot weather. Prudent persons begin ||| taking a reliable system tonic and blood purifier with the first appearance of Spring, B and continue its use regularly until Summer begins. The expense of this “spring |K cleaning” is trifling while the benefits are beyond estimate. The number erf B§ persons who take a course of Prickly ASH BITTERS every year for this purpose jW *s increasing rapidly. As its great efficacy in purifying the blood and regulating the joi 4 system becomes more widely acknowledged it appeals to all good managers. Every man who is a success in life is a good manager and nowhere is good management ■■ more- necessary than among the workers on the farm. A good manager not only flj considers financial matters but he recognizes the close connection between health and earning power. If he has not health he cannot make money because the time mH needed for labor is lost in sickness. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS then is a money maker. S Used as a Spring tonic it purifies and enriches the blood, strengthens the digestive §|| organs, stimulates the kidneys, regulates the liver and bowels; in short, it puts the system in complete order. When all the vital organs are active and the stomach HH can digest and assimilate food properly the physical condition of the body is at its Hi 44 best and a man’s capacity for work is only limited to his strength. Ajj| III Prickly Ash Bitters is good for the whole family. It is good for sickly w children as it acts mildly on the liver and bowels, drives out worms or impurities, promotes good appetite and digestion, sound sleep and a healthy growth. It is a Bl 5 marvelous remedy for women and the ailments peculiar to their sex, establishes ||| regularity, cures constipation, heartburn and nervous weakness, sweetens the £■ breath, removes sallowness and transforms the cross tired victim into a bright cheerful woman with clear eye a.id the rosy bloom of health in the complexion. I SOLD EVERYWHERE AT S1.00 PER BOTTLE. \ ■ ■ \ _ Unscrupulous dealers may offer you something which they say is “just as good’’*as Prickly A^ti Bitters* B®B gj Don't take it; they want to increase profits,„ at your expense. Insist ox getting the genuine. .. / ^Br"***^ j You can't buy a Cigar of better I quality for IQ cents each. "*h?R??°RA7 « of sam® va,ue a* ta** fpom '* Star,” ” Drummond” Natural Leaf, ~ Good LucK, Q«d Poach and Honey.” ”Ra»or” and “E. Rice Greenville ” Tobacco.