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bl —>. • I W > ~w / cessful, and my boy was rwstoicdy / \l 7 /to health. lam confident that my \ 1 i f I chile! would have died had he not\ y/ A \ * \ I Dvk, Mlntonvllle, Ky., Aug. E, 1805. I i ( \ WEIGHTY WORDS Jg W Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. H « cathartic CURE CONSTIPATION^^ i SR<UH TITn’T V ,O rnrp ■■yean* of constipation. raxrarrt* nrc tin- lilcnl I.axn nuoUJUliiUl UUrtllttil IuLU five, never erip or (rripr.lMit ruiu.i> easy natural r<->-ults- Bam ( bookM fre». Jib 'ITFRUXO HKMKIIY ( ()•, Chirairo. Montreal. Can., or \<ot York. si7. : Baker’s Chocolate i MADE BY 3 t Walter Baker & Co. Ltd., : Established in 1 780, at Dorchester, Mass. • Has the well-known Yellow Label on the front of every J package, and the trade-mark, “La Belle ( hocolatiere,'’ ! on the back. « NONE OTHER GENUINE. Walter Baker & Co. Ltd., Dorchester, Mass. 1 "Your railing Planet Discovered Dll A r>+ **rvlrwn-t; ’ * «be tltfcot I*rnf. O. W. Cunningham'* »hw work on this wonderful ami iiiv*- Ky ASTlOlOgy tical *. It-iicc. Written In plain, compel., n.lv. lingung.-. Kv.iy ~ago soa.klea ■ ■ ■ w Uli fc-. m, of Information. Every ri a.l. r will a<-<|uiro aniacilig ami Martling knowltilgf of Hi. i. an.-lent Raining of" Tin- M I-- Men oi tin- Kaat " You will at onee which l»>our own, or your lilcnil,' ruling planet. l*i In', postpaid, iiso. fiOo Mild 1 .00, according to binding. THE ASTROLOGER’S CORNER. Rome ►light rhiingc, necessitated living leva space for thia depart incut. I'rof Cunningham la dally receiving Battering t<-,l inionlai, of Ilia geniua anil marvelotia power in leading tin- language of the algna anil planets, lila horoseai|H' lile le.idlnga with chart an- daily coin lining people of the great and VALUABLE INFORMA TION to bo had tluoogh hi. wonderful knowledge of astrology. Hu receive, lettera from every ,tatu and territory and Itla fame baa ext.-nded Into foreign land". Under no cireuniatnncr. will tiamea of oorreapondenta be publlabed. but the following are extracts from recent letters: ” I received my horoscope, am much pleased w ith It. It la aa near right as is posathle to make It.” Another writes: •• lam surprlaed at Ita correctness.” I’rof. ('unninghNin now proposes to tell your I tiling plain t and send a teat reading ABSOLUTELY FREE to the applicants whose lettera happen to he the First, Third, Ninth and Twelfth opened from each day’s mall. All aspirants tor these HIKE READINOS must send: sex. race or nationality, place, year, month, date, hour amt minute or birth. A. SI. or I*. SI., aa near as possible. Applicants entitled to FREE READINOS wIH receive them b\ leturn mail with their St cents refunded leas 2 cent, postage. All applicants must send It centa to pay for their rending In are they do not win FREE reading. Du NOT DELAY’: send at once; you ure Just ns apt to win a:< anyhr .. . and it you do not. you will receive a valuable tent by astrology for the small sum ot lit cents. Those n< Knowing their time of birth should send 1 cents for further Instructions. These rules apply to iillapr 'i a .lons. No more application* for reading* to be published will be received; there are more now than proi.. *dy can ever l>c published, owing to change* that me likely to occur at any time, so alt who have applied tor readings to he published should enclose ‘it cents in stamp* and take part In the above contest About mu letters have been returned to me ” unclaimed.” All who gave fictitious names had hr tier correct the i rror at «»:.«i. Wonderful lloroaenpe KcinlliigN with Churl at front tl.oo to tfi HO. Their completeness will lor In accordance with amount of money sent. 1 will not ho responsible for PROF. C. W. CUNNINGHAM, Dept. 4. 194 S. Clinton Street, Chicago, 111. THE FOLLOWING ARE SOME READINGS FOR THIS WEEK: Miss M. K., Ottawa, Kansas. According lo the data 5l«-a Marie. Grand Rapid*. Wls. According to data the sign Sagittaitus. which Jupiter rules, waa rising the sign o' Catieri. wh.eh the Moon rules, was riaing at your birth therefore Jupiter is vour ruling planet at your birth, therefore the Moon la yout ruling plan or sign llleator. The Mom and Mercury are on the et or stgnlfleator. YenußauilMercuryareoßtheaa ascendant and inii-t he considered r a co-slgnlflcatnr*. cendant and must he considered aa ro■ slgnltlcatom. You are above niedliim helglit; good form; medium You are medium height, or slightly above; plump to light complexion, hair and eves; the complexion la form; tncdl mto dark hair and eyes; the eyes have a very clear and healthv. you ar.verv a-live and ener peculiar sparkle and sharp sight; the complexion get lc, generally cheerful, happy, jovial, kind and clear; you are more swift in your action. thmrthe obliging; you are verv fond of animal* and especially Cam er people usually are. as denoterl bj Mercuiy. a fine driving horse; you are somewhat Inclined to You are qnlto changeable and often have a etrong de sp. rulath.n; In a general way you are far more fort.c sire to change your business or location or both; you nale thin the average anil you will always be able to are fond of parties, dances, amusements, etc.; you command or less money however you need are very popular with the gentlemen aud marriage eomr -tvelal a••• nhnilt (I- -will he average fortunate for you. i FOR 14 CENTS. i i pkg llistiinrk Cucumber 15c " Kaiser Wlllie’.tn Lettuce 15c " Brilliant Flower Seeds 15c "orth « 1.00, fur 14 rent,. I | Wrm Above 10 pkg*. worthy tl.oo we will I I JOHN A. K*LrMt*r»FKII 111.. M HOVd[._WI Leading everywhere sell FERRY’S SEEDS I>on*t risk the loss of time, labor and ground by plantingseedsof unknown qual ily. The market is full of cheap, unreliable seeds. flBBY’l lEEOS arealwiyi the heat; do not accept say substitute. Seed Annual f rat. M. FERRY A CO., THE COMPANY PAY* THE FRKICHT Rn their oommon-senas new atsel horss whim. Will oist 26 ton* sf rock 8U) feet each ahift. Is just as safe and reliable a* an engine It cun be packed anywhere JA a jack can gu. No cog wheels or clutches to break. 90 i«r cent. 1* JMA m ||\ some running ft yvars without ono f H % dollar’s exp-rnse. We make horse m at prices, |2S, CO, 15 1(0 and on up Send for an lllustrutsd circular to THE WHIM CO.. 1222 Curl I aSt.. Denver. 0010. pTTent sTtrade marks F.xamtiiatlon and Advice as to ratentahillty of In vention. Rend for “Inventors' Guide, or How toGeta Patent.” O'FAHUKLL A RON, Washington. V. C. aamwFDR PtOPLE THAT ARE SICK J or “just Don’t Fe«l Well,'* »«■ LIVER PILLS 1 are the One Thing to use. ONLY ONE FOR A DOSE. 25c. “* Df' l *# lB '" Romplea mailed Bosinkn Ned. Co. I‘bila. I’a. 'mmm'rnmk a* 1 In three points—tone, , action and durability —1 I no organ approaches the | ESTEY Write for Illuitrated Catalogue with prices, to Estey Organ Company, Urattleboro, Vl m siqtSmi # Si gnio m POMMEL SLICKER LrfL- Keeps both rider and stddlc per fectly dry in tile hardest storms. ?IR Substitutes will disappoint. Ask for iBq7 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker — it Is entirely new. If not for sale In your town, w rite for ral.iloeue l<>. V J. TOWER, Boston, MassC SOnfl 00 Haward in Sold! CIUUI Well Worth Trying Per. In the word BEAUTIFUL are nine letters. Ton are smart enough to make fourteen words, we feel sure; and if you do you will receive a reward. Do nut n.w a letter more times than It occurs In the word BEAUTIFUL. Use only English words. The Household Publishing and I'rintlng Co., proprietors of The Household Companion, will pay 560.00 in evld to the person able lo make the longest llat of nglleh words from the letters In the word BEAU TIFUL: EM.IIO for the second longest; ESO.OOforthe third; •lo.ou each for the next five, and 06.00 each for the next ten longest lists. The above rewards are given free, and solely for the purpose of attract ing attention to our handsome ladies’ inauaxine, THE HOUHEHOLD COMPANION, containing forty-eight page* finely illustrated, Latest Fashions, articles on Floriculture. Cycling, Cookery, General Household Hints, etcand stories by the beet stand ard authors; published monthly, price 60 cents per vear. making ll the loweet-pnced magazine Li America. Iu order to enter Mie contest K is necessary for you to aend with your llat of words FOURTEEN *J-ccnt stamps, or 96 rents in silver, which will entitle you to a half-year’s subscription to THE HOUHEHOLD COMPANION. In addition to the above prizes we will give to everyone sending us a list of fourteen or more words a handsome sli ver souvenir spoon. Lisle should lie sent as soon aa possible, and not later than April (d, 1697, so that the names of successful contestants may be pub lished In the April Issue of THE HOUHEHOLD COMPANION. Me refer you to any mercantile agency as to our standing. Household Publishing A Printing Co., .>4l IlleerUer **».. 'riv York CJty. W. N. U.-DENVER.- NO. 12.-1897 When writing to advertisers, please say that you saw the udverllseiueut In tbla paper. IN WOMAN'S CORNER. SOME CURRENT READING FOR DAMES AND DAMSELS. Some Note* of tlit? Current Fattlilons — The Dudlne Hut for Harly Sprint; PinrilMhloilM M:nlt' of Scraps Anl* to Matrimony. HE s'Mom spake; yet she impart ed Far more than latig u a g e could — So birdlike, bright, and tend er hcarted. So natural and good! Her air. her look, her rest, her uc- .» tlons. Were voice enough for her: Why need a tongue, when those attrac tions % Our inmost hearts could stir? She seldom talked, but, uninvited. Would cheer us with a song; And oft her hands our ears delighted. Sweeping the keys along. And fift when converse round would languish. Ask'd or unasked, she read Some tale of gladness or of anguish. And so our evenings sped. She seldom spake: but she would listen With all the signs of soul; Her cheek would change, her eye would glisten The sigh—the smile—upstolo. Who did not understand and love her, With meaning thus o’erfraught? Though silent as the sky above her. Like that, she kindled thought. Little she spake: but dear attentions From her would ceaseless rise; She checked our wants by kind preven tions. • She hush'd the children's cries; And, twining, she would give her mother A long and loving kiss — The same to father, sister, brother. All round —nor would one miss. GOWN FOR SPRING WITH PLAITED SKIRT AND BOLERO. She seldom spake—she speaks no longer; She sleeps beneath yon rose; ’Tis well for us that ties no stronger Awaken memory's woes. For oh! our hearts would sure be broken Already drained of tears. If frequent tones, by her outspoken. Still lingered in our ears. After the Manner of linden. The dough-faced chappie of carica tures and farce, with his see-saw stride, big stick and crooked elbows, is made a model by swagger young women, to judge by the appearance of some styl ish promenades. There are the crooked elbows, the umbrella carried by its middle, and the walk was as good an imitation of his deliberate stride as skirts would permit. To look at such a woman is to become sure that if she would open her mouth she would talk with a draw] aud punctuate her speech with ‘‘deah boys” and "don't ye knows," and that was doubt less Just the appearance after which she was striving. This style of car riage, of course, is but a whimsical no tion that will die out soon. The dress shown is the thing that is worthy of lasting, and probably will outlast the current mannerisms of its wearer. It was gray broadcloth, the skirt trimmed with eight rows of gray velvet folds and with a band of lace. The plain bodice had a jaunty bolero of the goods edged with narrow lace and ornament ed with chased steel buttons. Sailor collars and revers were trimmed with velvet folds, and the high corselet belt was made to match, folds extending from it on to the skirt. Collar and sleeves were edged with frills of whito chiffon, and white satin lined the bo lero. A ill* to Matrimony. It Is a common complaint among many young people that they are too poor to marry. A plan has recently been devised for tlie removal of this objection by a wealthy and philan thropic New Yorker, ami there can be no doubt that the good man will find many would-be beneficiaries. The scheme may come to grief, however, through unfitness of the applicants, for It is one of the torments of society that the people most willing and anxi ous to marry are the least fit. Marry ing goes on merrily in all our cities between people who have nothing be tween them and starvation but wages or salary that may be stopped at any time by an employer who has himself to look out for. The best form of asso ciation for the financial encourage ment of marriage is one that prevails in some parts of England; a couple In tending to marry announce to their un married friends that cash contribu tions will lie acceptable, and they pledge themselves to return any amount whenever the giver himself — or herself—is about to marry. How many Americans, however, would con tribute with such a promise as secur ity? lints mid VellH. It Is very ea;y in selecting a showy hat to ehooso a too conspicuous one, but black velvet with wide plaiting of white satin about the crown and rich trimmings of white and black plumes is a stylish design and seems to be al ways in good taste. A few hats entire ly of white velvet, with a trimming of great niching or white muslin, have appeared, and are dazzlingly becoming to glossy brunettes. Then green is a color that Is often chosen for the large velvet hat, and It is one of those that is shown today. Its shade was almond green. Its crown was high and its brim very wide, turning up at the left side, the whole hat tipping forward slightly. It was edged with black ostrich feaiher galoon. which was also put around the edge of the crown. The latter was encircled by a wide band of bUck moire ribbon, and the same rib l»n was used for the large paste orna ment, and above all were several large black ostrich plumes. Veils are Just now a matter of serious expense. The very swellest veil, double width, every thread silk, and sprinkled closely with very large chenille dots, is put at a price that is discouraging. But the veil is becoming, and behind It you can risk a long walk In the flying wind, certain that your complexion, while it may appear to brighten, will not betray itself as splotchy. Chat of tin* Mode. For evening wear sleeves have the effect of wings, the short and cloeely fitting sleeve reaching to the elbow, with a short puff arranged at the back instead of all around in the usual man ner. As a trimming Jet passementerie is again in vogue. Indeed, black gowns are very fashionable for evening wear, ; and the more Jet crowded upon them, especially upon the bodices, the* more stylish they are. Cap sleeves in the form of one or two frills are exceedingly pretty for ' evening dress, and a new idea is to line the frills with velvet in some contrast ing color—harinonizlng, of course, with the skirt lining as well. White linen batiste shirt waists will be very chic for morning wear. A yoke having three crosswise tucks at the back and front is a novelty, and others show four lengthwise tucks at the back of the waist. The newest shirt waists are of or gandie or swiss, made over colored linings, a fashion that defeats the pur pose of the garment, which is first of all washublo. and when it ceases to be that it ceases to have any excuse for existence. Black taffeta silk Is coming into fashion for evening dress as well as day eostumcH, and platings of the same or rows of black velvet ribbon usually trim the skirt. A pretty bodice to went with such a skirt is of black net over the taffeta lining, the only trimming a rose-colored ribbon with a black velvet edge finishing the neck and forming the belt. Pliicuslilona Made or ScrupH. New fads in fancy work are the ue light of every woman, particularly at this time of the year, when in many in stances it is desired to give a piece of one’s own handiwork instead of some gift bought from the shops. Hags and pincushions are always useful, and now the prettiest possible pincushions are made out of old bits of brocade and ribbon and gold or silver cord, which need only taste in the choosing of col ors to combine and dainty stitches to be exceedingly pretty. Huther in the shape of tomatoes are the princess of Teck cushions—so called, it is said, be cause tlie princess was tho llrst to make them. They are made of seveial pieces of material joined very neatly together like patchwork, and they must not measure more than a hand's breath in circumference. At every place where they are joined togethci they are tied tightly down with a strong linen -thread, and Just in tliu middle the bottom and top are drawn together so there is the deep hole in the center. This is difficult to do. and only the strongest linen thread will make it possible. Around tho outside, half way down, there must again be an in dentation, and each indentation must be colored with a gold or silver cord. It is quite surprising what charming results can be gotten with the combin ing of handsome bits of brocade and the careful stuffing of tho cushion. Bran is the best of anything for tills purpose, as cotton is too hard. It is supposed to be necessary to every well appointed dressing table to have four or five of these little cushions, into which the little stick pins are put, or hat pins, or tho new brooches. So many pins are indispensable now that it is much more desirable to have a differ ent cushion for each kind, and, of course, these fill the required needs, and at the same time are pretty in themselves. Milking friends. Ugly Girl is sometimes very un happy because she is not attractive personally. She is an ardent admirer of beauty, and feels her lack of it very deeply. As she does not possess it. however, she wants to know how best she cun render herself attractive and make friends. She is quite young, and lias sufficient means to do almost any thing she chooses. How can she fit herself to shine in society? Answer: While beauty is a most desirable pos session. it is by no means one of the most important of the possessions of a woman. Intelligence, the faculty of making herself agreeable, the ability to entertain others, the gift of saying just the right thing at the right time, the intimate acquaintance with games that enables one to fill a vacant space or take a hand in any party—all of these things are current coin in society. The most agreeable woman in a certain small city, and one that was the moßt i popular and a recognized leader in so ciety, was one who was always availa ble in any circle. She knew a little of everything, without being nn egotist, and was quiet, unassuming, modest and capable. She never paraded her knowledge, but was ever ready to an swer questions and give any informa tion In her power. She was very plain in her appearance, but this no one with whom she was acquainted ever seemed to realize. "Such a charming woman!" everybody said, and she became indis pensable in the circle in which she moved. It is sometimes difficult to ac quire the facility of expression needful to do all of these things, but it comes by practice, and once gained nothing is more valuable. Fireside Flickering*. O mamma! I've found an icicle, and my! it's hot outside. 1 turn aside with pain. I have often found one in the sunniest homes and under the most genial warmth of prosperity. I visit a fashionable city home. I am happy, very happy, until the husband returns from his daily pursuit and Joins the evening chat. My vein of enthusiasm runs high, Is dashed in fragments with his sigh, A beautiful thought has crossed my brain; I try to express it —but in vain. My heart is o’er bubbling with fun. He looks —all Is darkness where was sun. A sadness so deep is over me. I laugh, as it were, from fiendish glee. My thoughts that were pure are turned to Jest; I seek my lone cot, but not to rest; I ask my dull self why act so strange. Why spirit and heart are so deranged. I'm answered at last; amazed I start; An icicle freezing round his heart. —Florence Maye Norton. Competent CrltlclHm. Men are not supposed to know much about the fashions, unless they are professionally interested in them, but there are cases when their judgment may not be altogether impertinent. A lady, meeting another, said to her: "And how does your husband like your new dress?" "I don’t know yet.” “Why, hasn’t he seen It?" "Yes, but he hasn’t seen the bill!” No Chance for Doubt. Agnes —I wonder if Mr. Waters de rived much benefit from his stay at the springs? Dorothy—The woman, I believe, is reported quite wealthy. COLORADO MOUNTAIN SHEEP. 'flio I)iky Not Fur llbttuit When They Will ISo Ivvtlnct. From the Denver Republican: Moun tain sheep appepar to be Increasing In Colorado, and, stranger still, the rare and timid animals are leaving their dizzy haunts among the high mountain peaks and drawing nearer to the habitations of inan than ever be fore. In the comparatively low lands, near the town of Jefferson, there is now a flock of fifty or more mountain sheep. Jefferson is on the South Park railroad, about eighty-one miles southwest of Denver, in Park county. It Is an old fashioned community, ami lias near it the well-known summer resort, Jeffer son Lake. The vicinity, disturbed by the rumble of trains as well as tho sounds of human life and Industry, is not at all a quiet one. It has none of tlie characteristics which usually mark the natural home of the almost extinct mountain sheep. Ami yet for several days past, a band of at least fifty of tlie soft-eyed, large-horned native sheep of the Rocky Mountains lias been calm ly grazing around tlie town of Jeffer son and close to the railroads. It is said that the sheep do not display any sign of fear of the Jefferson jieople. Many of them come in open daylight within easy pistol shot of tho resi dences. They do not run awuy unless somebody purposely tries to frighten them. For many years past the sight of a mountain sheep has been a rarity in Colorado, and usually but ono at a time lias been seen. A hunter far off from civilization might descry a soli tary siieep perched on a crag overlook ing some wild and steep canyon, but hardly ever within gunshot range. No such thing as fifty sheep together has been reported, even by tho veriest Munchausen of hunters. When a lono sheep was seen it usually disappeared from view at tlie slightest alarm. Considering these tilings, the descent of fifty sheep upon the town of Jeffer son, as though they had forine<l them selves into an excursion party some where among tlie mountains, does not look reasonably explainable. The gen eral theory Is that bitter cold and deep snows in the higher altitudes drove them downward, and that they Joined togotiier for mutual protection as they traveled from peak to peak. Killing mountain sheep is absolutely prohib ited by law In Colorado. It is a closed season all the year round with the ani mals, just as it is with buffalo. AN EIGHT-TON MOLLUSK. Ashore on tliu Delicti of Anastasia Island. The huge mollusk ashore on the beach of Anastasia island continues to attract tlie attention of scientists, says the Florida Citizen.- Dr. DeWltt Webb has received instructions to spare no expense in obtaining a series of photographs of the carcass and with tills end in view he engaged four heavy horses, a dozen men and with three sets of tackle went to South Beaoh yesterday for the purpose of of raising the heavy object from its bed in the sand and placing it upon a lioard platform, so that it can be pho tographed and examined on all sides. When the party reached the mollusk tho tide was found to be favorable for work and after several hours of labor the great mass was hauled from the sand In which it was Imbedded and placed on a platform of boards. Tho men at work, who are in the habit of handling heavy weights, state that tho carcass weighs fully eight tons. What it weighed when alive must be imag ined, but it must have been great, for the mass has been ashore for nearly two months and if it is true that it floated from the arctic regions it lost Its tentacles and shell en route. The shape of that part of the mollusk that was Imbedded in the sand is similar to that which was exposed from the time it came ashore, but another series of photographs will l>e taken, as a view of the entire mass can now be obtained since it has been placed on the plat form. These photographs will be sent to the Smithsonian institution and to Yale College for the purpose of classification. How's This! Wo offer On© Hundred Hollars reward for any ease of catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all bu.<*ln«*ss transactions anil fimitiHally able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West As Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Tole do. O. Waldlng, Klnmin «V. Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. . Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. I’rlre 75c per bottle. Sold by all drug gist s. Hull’s Family Fills are the best. "Has Hobson got a good head?" "Good head? He's the most stupid creature on earth. Why. that man couldn't make money even If he kept a drug store." Mrs. Winslow's Soot lung symp tor. Ini..:. I. t.-.-iliiiur. NefteiiH their ntn*. red inflnm nation, allays paiii • nree wind roll.-. 25 reuts a bottle. "Why doesn't Julia enre to waltz?” "She says site can make a man’s head go round without so much tiresome exertion.” IMso's Cure for Consumption has been a Cod send tu me, Win. 11. McClellan, Chester, Florida. Sept. 17. 1N«.»5. Hoarding houses have taught me one thing." "What Is that?" "It couldn't have been a dried apple with which Eve tempted Adam.” ANTI-COLD (Powder) CUKES A COM) In the head in one day. All Druggists refund the money If It falls to etire. ets SURE CritK FOR CATARRH AND HAY FEVER. "We hail a row at our house yesterday." "What was tlie matter?’’ "The cook broke my china cup. ho she went down town and bought me another, which was Inscribed: •To One I Love.” The Only Line That has three through trains to the East dally Is the Union Pacific. Through sleep ing cars, and quickest time to all principal points. Ticket office, I*4l Seventeenth street, corner Curtis. "Gripsack has got his appetite back again." "How did be do It?” "Got caught In a washout, and the railroad had tu psy his board for a week." Cnscarets stimulate liver, kidneys and bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe. 10c. "Why was Mrs. McSmlth elected president of your woman's club?" "Hecatise she can fiing her arms around and make gestures like a man." £ Wlicu you’re doubled up with pain and feel like you’d suap V / in two, you have £ LUMBAGO. v When you feel strong, straight, without pain by using St. Jacobs / § Oil , you’ll know you’ve used tlie best remedy. NO-TO-BAC FOR FIFTY CENTS. Over -100.000 cured. W l y not let No-To-Buc regulate or remove your desire for tobacco? Saves money, makes health and manhood. Cure guaranteed. 50e and SI.OO. all druggist* "Uncle Jim. what’s a picked baseball nine?” "Are you talking of before or after the game?” The Leading Line Doing the largest business to the East Is the Union Pacific. Three trains east dally Quickest time to all Eastern points via Omaha or Kansas city. Tlnough sleeping cars, dining curs. buffet smoking anil II hnirv cars, chair cars, heated by steam ami‘lighted by Plntsch light. Ticket office. Dll Seventeenth street, corner Curtis. "What makes you think Jimmy will grow up to he an Impressionist painter?” "He can’t write a word without smearing U dreadfully.” FITS sto|.|..-d fr.-.- and permanently curd'. .No ‘ - ufli-r tlr.r .lav - use of Dr. Kline's t;.r»l ,\ei .. IteHlwier. I'rd »2 trial l.ottl- and tr.-ans. Send to On. Kli.nl, Ml Arch f-t.. riuDil.-lpnia, 1 a. "Isabel, you haven’t painted any angels on these Easter cards." "No; I can't make them look stylish without big sleeves." Tlie Only Afternoon Train Making tho quickest time from Denver h* Kansas City. St. Louis and the East is the Union Pacific "Electric Special." leaving Denver dally at I :-<> p. m. This elegant train, carrying Ruffct Pullman sleeping cars and chair cars, makes quicker time to the above points than any other line. Ticket office, IMI Seventeenth street, corner Curtis. "Wagby says there are two kinds of bi cycle face.” "What are they?" "One is worn by the man who rides a wheel, and tho other by the man who sidd It to him on time.” When bilious or costive, eat a Cnscnret. candy cathartic, cure guaranteed. 10c, ISTie. "Then you don't look for good times the day after McKinley goes In?" "No; It will take me several months to get over my trip to the Inauguration.’’ "Sweet Hells Jangled Out of Tune.” How much of woman's life happiness is lost for lack of harmony. A hundred sweet m clodious .-ujr a Jf ■ of some weakness or organism of their These com- VMM plaints, make a ■ jangling dissonance of so “ many lives, are not by a any means a necessity of womanhood. They may be overcome and completely eradicated under judicious treatment. There is no need of repugnant examina tions. There is no need of resorting to any unauthorized medicament compounded by an unskilled, uneducated person. Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures the troubles of the feminine organism posi tively, completely and safely. For nearly 30 years I)r. K. V. Pierce has been chief consulting physician of the In valids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, N.Y. He is an eminent and expert specialist in this particular field of practice. Any woman may write to him with perfect confidence, and will receive, free of charge, sound, professional advice and suggestion for self-treatment by which qq out of tor. cases of female complaint, even of the most obstinate kind, may be completely and per mauently cured. Address him as above. •• While I was living at Ragle Rock, Botetourt Co., Vn ." writes Mrs. C. A Connor, of Allegh any Sj>ritig, Montgomery Co., Vn , "a lady triend came to ine and said: ' My daughter, aged IS years, has repeated hemorrhages at the nose, and »he has never had the necessary indla{K>«i lions of womanhood.' 1 advised her to gel 1»r Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. The lady put chased one )>ottle and it cured her daughter. She was welt and happy when 1 left there." 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