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YE PEDAGOGUE. «hte learned 1h ye Pedagogue, • ulle apt to reude and apelle, And eke to teaeliu ve parts of npeacb*, . ' And strnp ye urchins welle. '/ For m ’tls meete to aoake ye feete, * Ye ailing hende to inende. Ye junkers pate to atlmulute, j He beats ye other endc! Rlghte lordlle la ye pedagogue \ , As any turbnnd Turke; For welle to rule ye District Sclioole,, It la no Idle worke. A For oft rebellion lurketh there In brenßte of accrete foea. • Of malice fulle, In wnlte to pulls • Ye Pedadgogue hlB noae! Sometimes he hears, with trembling fearea. Of ye ungodlle rogue On mlschleffe bent, with felle Intent To llcke ye Pedngogue! And If ye Pedagogue be snialle. When to the baltell led In such a plights, (!<ml aende him uilghte To brenke ye rogue hla heads! Dave after dnye, for little puye, lie teaeheth whnt he can. And beara ye yoke, to please ye folks. And yo Committee man. Ah! many crosses hath he borne. And ninny trials founds. Ye while he trudged ye district through And boarded rounds and roundel Ah! many n steaks hath he devoured That, by ye taste and sights, Was In disdains, 't was very plalue. Of Dnye hla patent rlghte! Fulle solemn la ye Pedagogue, Among yo noisy churls, Yet other while he hath a smile To give ye handsome girls. And one—ye fayrest inayde of all— To cheers his wayulnge life. Shall be. when Springe ye flowers shall brings, Ye Pedagogue hla wife! —John Godfrey Baxe. A New Stove Thai Saves foitl. David Smith la n canny Scotchman with a Yankee turn of mind In the matter of econ omy and tlirlftiness. says the Wright Coun ty Monitor, published at Clarion, lowa. For Ayer's ► ► is the name to remember when * *4 buying Sarsaparilla. It has been \ curing people right along for \ more than 50 years. That’s why. * $2000“ Schilling s Best baking powder goes a third farther than any other; gets to work quicker; makes sweeter cake. Schillings Best tea makes good cake taste better. Schilling s Best baking powder and tea are . because they are money-back. What is the missing word? —not SAFE, although Schilling's Best baking powder and tea are safe. Get Schilling's Best baking powder or tea at your grocers’; take out the ticket (brown ticket in every package of baking powder; yellow ticket In the tea); send a ticket with each word to address below before December 31st. Until October 15th two words allowed for every ticket; after that only one word for every ticket. If only one person finds the word, that person gels $2000.00; if several find it, $2000.00 will be equally divided among them. Every one sending a brown or yellow ticket will receive a set of cardboard creeping babies at the end of the contesf. Those sending three or more in one envelope will receive an 1898 pocket calendar —no advertising on it. These creeping babies and pocket calendars will be different from the ones offered In the last contest. Better cut these rules out. m Address: MONEY-BACK, SAN FRANCISCO. These— jet the foil benefits of I, t heels you can ride the j ither. 5% Nickel Steel ( ' st, direct tangent spokes , improvements give them JMBIAS k» of the World. $45, S4Q. . pay by tbe month. =>OPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn. ■&.dngue for one 2-cem sump. I, I Columbia, in nnt properly reprc*eni«l In your vicinity, let u» know. I I GET THE GENUINE ARTICLE! Walter Baker & Co.’s t Breakfast COCOA Pure»v Delicious* Nutritious. Conte Less than ONE CENT a cnp. B«. aure that the package bears our Trade-Mark. , , Walter Baker & Co. Limited, i (EataMiatied i7so.j Dorchester, Mass. A J spvprnl yearn Be has devoted n gootl deal or thought to obtulu more heat from an ordi nary heating utove uud at the name time ef fect a aavlng lu coal. Ah a result of hla cogitations he had holen drilled In tbe top and bottom of a aoft coal burner of sufficient size to admit of liiMcrtlng a three-inch tube, taking out one part of the grate to admit It. He then put In an ordlnury supply of coal and started the Are. His expectations were more than realized, the stove having three times the heating capacity It did before, with less than one-third the ainouut of fuel. The secret of more heat aud less fuel Is lust this: The tube referred to Is open at the bot tom, affording a cold air draught, which not only forces the heat tip through the tube from the center of the tire, but also serves tbe purpose of a hot air blast used lit con nection with the furnaces, which causes the coal to burn slowly and at the same time utilize every partlele of heat. If It Is de sired to heat more than one room, all that Is necessary Is to nttiieh one piece of pipe to the top of 1 he tube that passes through the stove. Mr. Smith says that last winter he warmed three rooms In this way. and that In doing so lie did not use over two-thirds the amount of coal he had previously used for wnruling one room by the same stove. The Invention Is iiiii|iiestloiiahly a good thing, and ean he ndded to an ordinary soft coal heater ai a trifling expense.—Stanhope <IoWa) Mall. Tom Reed's First Speech. Illuslrated American: The speiwh which opened Itred's way to fame as a man was short. It was delivered not long after he began his career In congress. He had not, up to that time, taken much part In debate, lint one day. while he was making n some what labored argument, an older member tried to break him up by putting a question to him suddenly and demanding an Imme diate answer. Heed gave the answer readily. Then he paused, turned toward the speaker's desk anil drawled out: "And now. having embalmed that fly In the liquid amber of my remarks. I will go on again." The house roared. The galleries took It up. The news paper correspondents sent It flying all over tho country, mid to Ills own surprise nmro than nuyone else's. Heed found himself a man of note from that hour. Kylvalu Weill, a well-known citizen of San Francisco, has been decorated with the cross of the French Legion of Honor. Mr. Weill has been for many years president of the French Benevolent Society, one of the , great charities on the I'aclAc coast. OLD BUCK ROGERS. By Thomas P. Montfort. HERE was a time f when the cowboys pretty nearly car ried things their own way on the prairies of western Kansas. That was a long while ago, before the hardy settlers came to seek claims and build homes in that country, and while the cattlemen grazed their great herds on the millions of acres of public lands and amassed quick fortunes from the free government pasturage. In those dayß the cowboys rode tho plains free aud unrestrained, disregard ing all law, aud governed in their con duct by nothing except their desires. They were wild. Impulsive creatures, overflowing with the spirit of liberty which they caught from the boundless prairie and breathed in with the pure, exhilarating air that intoxicated the blood with life, vigor and strength. Of all the cowboys on the plains of Kansas at that time, old Buck Rogers was, perhaps, the most impulsive and reckleas. He had for years lived a ranch life, and had "chased steers" in every part of the cattle range from the river Rio Grande to the Platte. Be sides, he hac fought Indians and Mexi can greasers, and had helped Buffalo Bill round up the meat which he was supplying, under contract, to the men who were constructing the Kansas Pa •lflc railroad. At that time Dodge City was pre-emi nently a cowboy town. They used to ‘round up” there after pay-day, "blow" their money into every folly they saw, get uproariously drunk, and proceed to paint things ultra red. It was nothing unusual for a gang of men to race up and down the streets, yelling like Co manche Indians and shooting at the signs and terrifying women and chil dren and the pale tenderfoot almost out Df life. They had full possession of the town, and they ran It to their own lik ing. If old Buck Rogers happened to be present he was sure to lead in all this deviltry. It was a saying that went undisputed that he "could drink more whisky, yell louder and shoot straight er than any other man on the range." And he certainly did everything that lay In his power to Justify this state ment. Often and often as he stood at the bar of the saloon and In rapid succes sion tossed glass after glass of whisky down his throat until the hardest drinkers In town looked on In fear and amazement. Then he would go out and mount his broncho and. throwing his hat to the wind, would charge up and down the street at a mad gallop, his long hair flying out behind, each of his hands working a pistol with astonish ing deftness, while from his throat there came a series of the most terrific and unearthly yells that ever emanated from a human being. And fight! There was nothing that old Buck wouldn’t stand up before; and It was his boost that he had never met anything, either man or beast, that he had not been able to lay on it* back. SWUNG THE GAMBLER OVER HIS HEAD. The boldest and most daring cowboys, even those who possessed an enviable reputation as fighters, sang very low of their prowess when Buck Rogers was around. He was not only brave and reckless, but he was as strong as an ox, and a blow of his naked fist, fair ly planted, was enough to settle a man for all time to come. One day down at Dodge City a lot of cowboys were talking about old Buck’s remarkable strength, and recounting some of the feats he had performed, when one of their number, a man who had recently come up from the south, said: ‘‘Never heard about the trick old Buck played on a chap down in Texas one time, I reckon?" “Guess not,” somebody replied. "Then I'll tell you about It. It was one night. Just after pay day at the XL ranch, and the boys were all down at town blowing in their money. Theie was just one saloon In the place, and. of course, that was where the crowd rounded up. "Well, when the boys had got pretty well loaded with liquor a slick stranger mnde his appearance at the saloon and opened up with some kind of a flim flam game. The game was a clean steal from first to last, but the boys ‘bucked’ it, and were, one after an other, cleaned out so quick that it al most made their heads swim. The losers didn’t feel a bit good over being worked that way, and there was a good deal of muttering and cursing, to say nothing of menacing scowls and ner vous fingering of pistols. But the gambler, a thin, wiry little cuss, had his nerve with him. and he proceeded with his game as coolly as though he had been surrounded by friends. "At last old Buck went over to the table and put up a twenty dollar gold piece against t* " game. " ‘Do I stan-i any show to win In this business?’ he asked. “ ‘Oh, yes,’ the gambler answered. 'You stand an equal chance to win or lose.’ “ ‘Then I am either going to win on this Investment.’ old Buck said, ‘or I am going to smash the game.’ “Well, the play was made and In lit tle more than a second Buck’s money went Into the gambler’s pocket. Buck waited a moment, then he said slowly: "‘I remarked thnt I was going to win or else smash the game. Well, I didn’t win. so I’ll just "And before anybody knew what he Intended to do h»* had reached over, caught the gambler by the arms, swung him over his head and brought him down broadside across the table with all the strength he possessed. Tho game was smashed, 1 the boards in th« table were splintered, and the gam bler lay on the floor os limp as a rag. "Everybody thought at first that Buck had killed the fellow, but they were mistaken. The chap lived, but It was a long time before he was able to walk a step, or even to stand on his feet, 'it is safe to bet, though, that he never tried any more skin games on cowboys.” The old saying that "sooner or later every man will meet his match” proved true in Buck Roger’s case. For years he rode the range, unconquered and invincible and victor in every con test with man or beast. But he at last met his match. He "went up against” a thing In comparison to which lie was a mere feather. In plain words, he “bucked a cyclone. One Saturday nfternoon In July Buck was down at Dodge City. The town was full of cowboys, but they were not very lively. The day was Intensely hot and sultry, and even a cowboy did not feel Inclined to exert himself unneces sarily. The usual amount of liquor was disposed of, however, and old Buck managed to take care of his portion. Along about the middle of the after noon a black cloud came up from the east and another from the west. These clouds advanced and met overhead, and then began to conduct themselves in a most peculiar manner. They rolled and tumbled nnd pitched and churned, and twisted In and out among them selves. The street was lined with people who watched these clouds anxiously, for every one felt assured that a cyclone was brewing. People had left their homes and the stores and shops, and the cowboys had left the saloons —at least, those of them who were not too drunk. Old Buck had mounted his broncho and was standing In the road In front of the postofllce. Pretty soon there came sweeping across the prairie from the west a mass of black cloud, funnel-shaped and bristling with electricity. Every one knew lu an Instant what thnt meant The dreaded cyclone had appeared. Some of the people lied in search o. places of safety, some dropped down right where they stood and began to wail and pray, while others stood, open mouth and dumb, staring stupidly a. the terrible engine of destruction. Bir old Buck Rogers did none of these things. At the first cry that a cyclone wtu coming he tore off his hat and threw h down in the road, gave one long, un earthly yell of defiance, and dashed down the stre.et right toward the cy clone’s track. As he went he cried: "I’ve never seen the thing yet tha was able to do old Buck Rogers up, ant I’ve fought white men, Indians and bears. I’m not the man to be scared of a little wad of wind and cloud. Who o-o-p-e-e-e!" The people watched him as he racet out across the prairie, his long hail flying and his face set squarely to th« front. They saw him as he bore dowr toward the cyclone, and above the roai of the wind they heard the shout of defiance which he gave out. The nex» moment they saw the mighty moving monster and the man meet. They saw the latter swallowed up in that black cloud. That was all. In a minute the cyclone had passed It had missed the town, and the people breathed easy once more. Immediately a party went out lu search of old Buck, and after a long hunt somebody found him. He wav hanging in the forks of a cottonwood tree, about twenty feet from tht ground, and jammed down so tight be tween the limbs that he could no. move. His broncho lay ten yardt away, stone dead. Buck was rescuec and carried back to town, more dead than alive. The doctor examined hla and found that while his injuries would not prove fatal he would be a cripple for life. When he heard the announce ment old Buck groaned. He looked at the cowboys who collected about him and said: “Boys, I’m done. I went up against a critter at lost that was too much for me. I was licked fair; and from now on I’m gentle as a lamb. When a little wad of wind and cloud can pick a man up and toss him into the fork of a tree like that done me, it’s time for that man to pull In his horns and shut up shop ns a fighter. I’ve got no more to say, and after this, if a 10-year-old boy wants to lick me he can do it.” In the course of time old Buck was able to get about, but he was never the same man. His spirit was completely broken. He had lost all zest for fight ing, nnd instead of being the rashest and most obstreperous character in the section, he had become the quietest and most demure. He lived a good many years, but as it was necessary for him to use a crutch he never re turned to ranch life. Another Glittering Scheme. Capitalist—" Well, sir, what can Ido for you?” Inventor (who has been waiting an hour and a half for ad mittance) — “I will occupy your time only a few minutes. I have a plan for making a fortune in one season with the outlay of only a little money. Everybody recognizes the fact that the rush to Alaska and the Klondike re gion next spring and summer will be tremendous. Every man. woman and child who goes there will have some money to spend. Very good. Now, mark me. My scheme is to start a ‘shoot the chutes’ company up there, lease or charter one of the biggest glaciers, shave It smooth for about a mile back from the ocean —the ocean being the pond at the foot of the slide, of course —haul your boats up to the starting point by a simple endless chain arrangement, load them with passengers, who will he standing In line waiting for a thrilling ride down this grand chute provided by na ture, and will cheerfully pay the trifle of 50 cents for—" Capitalist (to office boy)—“James, show this man out.” — Chicago Tribune. Too Optimistic. "And.” were the concluding words of the professor’s lecture to the medical students, "do not promise too much. I know a physician of real ability who covered himself with rid.culo and ob loquy by promising a patient, whoso legs he had Just amputated, that he would have him on hi.- feet within two weeks.”- Cincinnati Enquirer, OUR BUDGET OF FUN. SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. Tha Bicycle (ilrl —(lie State* Faet* - A True Likeness A Carries* Man Who Found Out That lie Didn't Know HU Wife lu Time. Tlie Bicycle Girl. HERE are tho»2 maids we used to love In old pre-cycle days; Those artlass, un kle-htdlng girls. With shy. retiring ways? Those girls who talked of flowers and stars. Music and poetry— The latter some- times thin, 'tls true. Sometimes quite watery. No more of such like gentle things Do maidens sweetly prate; j . The few who do are voted by Their sisters out of date. Now, when I murmur tender things Into my loved one's ear. She chips In with an odd remark Concerning high-grade gear. And when with palpitating heart To wed her I aspire. She asks me what I think of her Brand-new pneumatic tire. Instead of soulful meanderlngs " In love's old-fashioned mode. She takes me on a tandem ' Twenty miles of dusty road. Her talk Is nil of sprocket wheels And rims, this maid who cykes, Her very dreams, methinkii. are full Of different makes of hikes. And she can mend a punctured tire, Hut punctured socks can wait. With holes as big as half a crown. Which she cannot locate. Nothing she knows of making cakes. And home-made Jam she’d spoil. But she can tell you the beat makes Of lubricating oil. She'll pedal miles on hottest days Along the worst known road, But she won't do a single turn Within her own abode. She won’t cut wood, nor hoe. nor dig. Nor tubs on washday fill— That's boy’s work—but she'll rids hsr blks Right up the stlffest hill. In short, considering everything. This modern girl of muscle Is no more use at home than was She of small waist and bustle. —Adelaide Observer. A True Likeness. MIB6 Cawstlc—Don’t you think mon keys are cute? Dlowdust—Naw, they remind me too much of some people. Miss Cawstlc—Oh, you shouldn't he so sensitive. A Correct Answer. "Now, my little man," said the school Inspector, endeavoring to Instil confi dence Into the boys by smiling benign ly on them. “I want to see If you un derstand something about grammar. 1 want you to describe me, using a noun and an adjective. Now, what am I?" The boys made short work of that question. "A big man.” was the reply of two or three at once, and the whole class looked first at each other, and then— with some appearance of contempt—at the Inspector, as If to say that It would take a lot of that sort of thing to floor them. “Very good," said the inspector, pleased at the ready answer. "But what else? There is something more. Another adjective." This was a poser, but after thinking a very small boy jumped up In red-hot haste In order to be first with the cor rect reply. “Please, sir, I know,” he exclaimed. "You are a big. ugly man!” The inspector changed the style of examination. Economy. "I would stop drinking.” said Mr. Lushforth, “but I can’t afford to.” "Can’t afTord to?” echoed the man who was cornered. "No. Stop drinkin’, wife would get a new hat. New —hie —hat, have to have new dress to match it. No tollin' where would end. Whatcher goin' t’ 'ave? ” —lndianapolis Journal. He State* Facta. "Is Humply telling the truth when he says he was never whipped?" "Oh, yes. He’s the fastest runner in town.’’ A Careless Man. "I say. old fellow, how long did yoti know your wife before you married her?" "I didn't know her at all. dear boy ” Wire* a Protection Agi. inM Lightning. •‘People living In cities nre prone to be lieve tintt the Increasing number of tele phone, telegraph and trolley wires Increase 1 he danger from electric storms,” writes Ed ward W. Ilok In tlie September Ladles' Home Journal, tin the contrary, the nine of wires Is a protection, and lessens the dan ger, since II Is shown that where the wires attract (tie e’ectrlelly they hold It, and dis charge It only at the end of tho wires In the central station. The fact Is that of the 200 lightning accidents every year only an average of forty occur In the cities. The trees In the country lire a far greater dan ger; they account for the proportion of four cases lu the country to one In the city.” The Blue*. This Is a synonym for that gloomy, hnr rassed condition of the mind which has Its origin lu dyspepsia. All the ugly spirits that, under the name of the “blues." ‘‘blue devils,” “megrims" nnd “mulligrubs" tor ments the dyspeptic almost ceaselessly, van ish when attacked with Hosteller’s Htonmcb Hitters. Hint, moreover, annihilates bilious ness. constipation, chills and fever, kidney complaints ami nervousness. "Many a father prevents Ids small boys from acquiring valuable Information.'' “How?” "By having a rule that they mustn't touch his books without washing their hands." How's 'This! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Cutarrh that cannot b« oured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. K. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O, We, the undersigned, have known F. I. Cheney for the last lf> years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their Arm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.; Wnldlug. Klnnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O. Hull's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mu cous surfaces of the system. Testimo nials sent free. Prlqe 75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Family Pills nre the best. “Mrs. Battler telegraphed for her husband to come right hack. “What was the tnat terV” “As soon as he went away the mos quitoes nearly ate her up.” Mr*. Winslow'*.Smithing Nyrup For dill.lumi tccthlii mi'll rtciin flip gums.reduce* Inflam mation,allay* pain, cure* wind colic, lift cent* a bottle. Prince Louis Napoleon, brother of Prince Victor. Is a colonel of a Busslan regiment of Uhlans of the guard, and has spoiled his chances as a French pretender, ueenrding to the Paris I.anil ine's siory. by accepting a Herman decoration on tin caslou of Kai ser Wilhelm's recent visit to St. Petersburg. Our New Upright (intuit Plitno Only •-Oft 125 down nnd 110 n inonlh. Itollntdo and fully war ranted. Write to Tho Monlcllus Plano Co., 517-51# ; li'.tli St.. Denver. Ostriches, which are supposed to flourish only In very warm climates, have been , raised successfully in southern Itussla. the feathers being of good quality and the birds healthy. Ken«l the Advertisement*. You will enjoy tills puhlleation much hel ler If you will get 1 11 1 > the habit of reading the advertisements; they will alTord a most Interesting study and will put you In the way of getting some excellent bargains. Our advertisers are reliable, they send what they advertise “Are you prepared," asked the attending clergyman, solemnly, "fur your long sleep? The doomed man shivered as lie eon tern i plated the fatal rope. "You refer to this ; snooze, I presume." lie faltered, with nil effort to smile. Detroit Journal. Plso's (Jure for Consumption Is the best | of all cough cures. Hcorgc W. Lutz, Fu buelier, Lu.. August 20. 181*5. "Dead men. they say, tell no tales.” I "Dead women, however, seem to keep on tattling Just the same." TO CUBE A COLD IN ONE DAT. Take Laxative llronio Quinlno Tablets. All DruggtstHrefund tlie money If It fulls tocure. 25c During 181X5 there were stamped In Aus tria 1.721.245 deeks of playing cards for home use and 1)51.730 for export. Only 2,085 decks were Imported. Tills paper Is printed with Ink manufac tured by tlie COLORADO PRINTING INK AND ROLLER COMPANY OF DENVER. "Don't borrow trouble. Jack. What’s tho use?" "Borrow trouble? Who said I was borrowing trouble? I've got trouble to lend!" ■ ■" ■ NERVOUS PROSTRATION. A. Now Jersey Woman Expresses Her Gratitude to Mrs. Pink ham for Relief. “Will you kindly allow me," writes Miss Mary E. Saidt to Mrs. Pinkham, “ the pleasure of expressing my grati tude for the wonderful relief I have experienced by takingyour Compound? [ suffered for a long time with nervous « prostration and general debility, caused by falling of the womb. It seemed as though my back would never stop acli am ing. I could not sleep. I headaches. I was weary Bp all the time, w and life was a burden to me. I sought the i seashore for k relief, but all in vain. On ML my return I l*\ resolved to ' ' give your medicine a trial. I took two bottles and was cured. I can cheerfully state, if more ladies would only give your medicine a fair trial they would bless the day they saw the advertisement, and there would be happier homes. I mean to do all I can for you in the future. I have you alone to thank for my re covery, for which I am very grateful.” —Miss Mary E. Saidt, Jobstown, N. J. % <*o m Mt m SLICKER WILL KEEP YOU DRY. # Don't he fooled with a mackintosh or rubber coat. If you want*coat that will keep you dry In the harJ est storm buy the Fish Brand Slicker. If not for sale In your town, write for catalogue to A^^OWFRJDston^Jass. I ■■> mm I ' In three points tone, 1 action, and durability no organ approaches the ESTEY Write for Illustrated Catalogue with prices, to Estcy Organ Company, Bruttlcboro, Vt. W N. U DENVER. NO. 4-0.—1597 When writing to udvcrlliters, please any that you saw the advertisement hi ibis paper. Denver Directory. DENVER TENT AND awning Co. PRCCTEB'S PATENT ORE SIMS 1723 I.AWWENCC ST STATEOHE erence book, viiliini.lt> to ore *tttp|iera. mailed free SEALS, KUBBtRbTAMPS Works A M'fg. Co., 1518 1-awroneo St. I*. O. Box :ti Cl fIDIOTG COLFAX AVE. FLORAL Co iLUmOIO 02S Itlth St. Tel. Bin. Green houses Cor. Colfax und York Sts.. Denver 2ND Hand Machinery, Mining, Kngines, 801 l era. etc. Send for prices. S. S. .Mnrhiiieiy Co., 1520 Lawrence. Warehouse (St h & Market. 4OPTICIAN sDenver, Colo. A O O A O *■’’ yours pxiturlunce. Bunin AbbAYb Hwanwar'' STOVE REPA IRS X;z: fumare or runge. CKO. A. IM.'I.I.KN, Denver. AMERICAN HOTEL 12. Kuropean plan 75c anil Fl. Noted for It* table. Surveying Instruments, J. S. .1. I .all 10. ir.ni Arnpn hoc St., inf'r and di'iilerln everything timid In tho Held. New siibhtantlnl metal reels A long.steel liqm* EYES DR. C. J. SCOTT, Union Block. Opposite P. <>. EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT. TIT 1 ITnn A NEW UPRIGHT PIANO, light Ul A All IV """'lease. 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