The Springfield herald., August 11, 1911, Image 3

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A Little One.
Figg—Talk about green servant
girls; my wife told ours to put a little
nutmeg in the custard sbe was making
this afternoon.
Fogg—And she didn’t do it?
Figg—Oh, yes, she put a little nut
meg in, all rtght. 1 came near chok
ing over the blame thing.
Insistent.
Friend —What about the rent of a
plaee like this? l suppose the land
lord asks a lot for it.
Hardup—YeH, rather —he’s always
asking for it.
Fair Question.
Willie— Pa?
Pa —Yes.
Willie—Teacher says that we’re
here to help others.
Pa—Of course we are.
Willie—Well, what are the others
here for?"
Oh, So Suspicious.
"Very suspicious man, they say.’’
"Very. Bought a dictionary last
week and now lie’s counting the words
to see if it contains as many as the
publishers claim.”
He Had Experience.
‘i’ll call up my wife and tell her
I’m detained at the office.”
"Be sure to shut the door of the
telephone booth. Last time I called
my wife up lrotn this cafe she heard
the orchestra playing.”
The Real Reason.
"What has become of that man who
used to say he was a servant of the
people?”
"The people had to let him go,” re
plied Farmer Corntossel. “He got to
be one o’ these hired men who stand
around talkin’ when they ought to be
at work."
Had the Proper Yell.
The baby acroos the car aisle caught
sight of the bibulous Individual op
posite and let out a shrill yell of
alarm.
The bibulous person leaned forward.
"Baby attendin’ college, ma’am?” he
asked.
"No, sir,” the mother sharply re
plied, and the baby yelled again.
"Tliass ver* funny,” said the Inebri
ated one. "There’s cert-nly some class
to that yell.”
Then he gave the child an atrocious
wink and fell asleep.—Cleveland Plain
Healer.
Answered.
“You, there, in the overalls," shout
ed the cross-examining lawyer, "how
much are you paid for telling un
truths?"
“Less than you are,” retorted the
witness, “or you’d be in overalls, too.’’
Turning Night into Day.
When the doors opened in the little
Indiana theatre a farmer wandered in
and looked around.
“Ticket, please,” said the doorkeep
er.
"The only thing I’ve got agin’ these
here op’rys," said the Hoosier as he
walked away, "is that they don’t be
gin till bedtime.’'
Only a Husband.
"What was the worst knock you
ever got?" we asked a little group of
young married men the other day.
“1 can tell mine and skin the other
fellows before they start,” replied one
who shall be nameless, for his wife’s
sake. "My wife hit me in the vanity
harder than anyone else ever did.”
"That’s nothing,” chorused the rest.
"That’s everybody’s experience.”
"I suppose so. But listen. The oth
er night I woke up suddenly, hearing
a noise downstairs. ‘What’s the mat
ter?’ asked by wife drowsily. ‘I think
there’s a man in the house,’ I said.
‘My dear, 1 she murmured, ‘you flatter
yourself.’ ”
Had Nothing on Him.
Rabbi Joseph Silverman, the noted
pastor of New York, tells an amusing
anecdote of an Englishman and a
Scotchman, who were bragging In loud
tones.
“Me man." said the Britisher, “tain’t
hoften a person is tooken fer royalty,
but I’ve been mistook for th’ prince of
Wales in ine young days.”
"Hoot, raon," said the Scot, “I, my
self, have been called th’ duke of
Argyll.”
The man selling collar buttons
paused to listen. “Dat’s nuttin’,” said
he with a deprecatory gesture; "I vas
meetin’ an friend in Ravington strit
an’ he shouted: ‘Oh, Holy Moses!ls it
you?’”—Washington Star.
HOMESEEKERS EXCURSION
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR
ING 1911.
On the first and third Tuesdays o?
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail
way will sell round trip homeseekers’
excursion tickets to a great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
25 days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates, etc., call on your nearest Colo
rado and Southern agent or address T.
E. Fisher. General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
HOWARD E. BURTON. ASSAYER & CHEMIST
LKADVII.I.E. COLOKADO.
Specimen prices: Gold, silver, lend. $1; jjold,
■liver. "sc: Kold. GOc; zinc or coppor. $1
Mailing envelopes nnd full price list sent on
application. Control nnd umpire work so
licited Ilcference: Cnrbonnte National Hank
Denver directory
□ nil I I nnif In nil kinds of MER
DUB 1. LUUa CIIAMIIISK. Mammoth cata
log mailed free. Cor. 16th * Itlake. Denver
FOR SALE £cJL ad ot MILLINERY
Allfl KQ Wholesale* cost $1,300. Ad
nllU OILIVOi dress Box 289. Denver. Colo.
Can double your salary in six months. Endorsed
by 26 hanks. Write for valuable souvenir and
catalog tree. Denver. Colorado.
Reduced Round-Trip
SUMiMHIt TOURIST FARRS
to the
PACIFIC COAST
via
The Denver A Rio Granite Railroad
"The Scenic I.lne of the World."
|T>O from all main line polnta In Colo*
rnilo to Pacific Coast drat I nations.
Tickets on sale dally to September
30, 1911. Final return limit October
31. 1911.
Standard and Tourist Pullman
Sleeping Cars are operated dally
through to San Francisco and Dos
AttKoles without Qhanj?e.
Through electric-lighted train con
sisting of steel coach. Pullman and
Tourist Sleeping Cars Is operated dally
Denver-to San Francisco via Salt Lake
Clt v and THE WESTERN PACIFIC
RAILWAY without change of cars.
For Information regarding train ser
vice, reservations, etc., call on local Rlo
Grande Agent or address
Frank A. Wadlelgh, General Passenger
Agent. Denver. Colorado.
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Sufficient Evidence.
Having vouched for the honesty of
the woman who wished a situation as
scrub-woman, tfie good-natured man
was subjected to a severe examina
tion by the superintendent of the
building.
“There are degrees of honesty,”
said the superintendent. “How hon
est Is she?”
The good-natured man reflected.
“Well,” said he, “I*ll tell you. She
Is so honest that If you throw any
thing that looks to be worth a cop
per into the waste basket you have
to tag it ‘Destroy this,’ or she will
fish It out and put It back on your
desk night after night, no matter how
badly you want to get rid of it. I
don’t know that I can say anything
more*.”
“No more is necessary,” said the
superintendent, and he proceeded to
hire the woman.
Held the Records.
Two ladies seated at afternoon tea
fell to discussing the prowess of their
respective hubbies.
After each had related several feats
of endurance and hardihood, one of
them remarked that her husband had
on one occasion dived under the wa
ter and remained down for fully two
minutes, without coming up to take
breath.
“Oh,” said the other, "that is
nothing. My first husband dived be
low the water five years ago, and has
not yet come up to breathe.”
STRONGER THAN MEAT
A Judge’s Opinion of Grape-Nuts.
A gentleman who has acquired a ju
dicial turn of mind from experience
on the bench out in the Sunflower
State writes a carefully considered
opinion as to the value of Grape-Nuts
as food. He says:
“For the past 5 years Grape-Nuts
has been a prominent feature in our
bill of fare.
"The crisp food with the delicious,
nutty flavor has become an indis
pensable necessity in my family's
everyday life.
“It has proved to be most healthful
and beneficial, and has enabled us to
practically abolish pastry and pies
from our table, for tho children prefer
Grape-Nuts, and do not crave rich and
unwholesome food.
“Grape-Nuts keeps us all In perfect
physical condition—ns a preventive of
disease It is beyond value. I have been
particularly Impressed by the benefi
cial effects of Grape-Nuts when used
by ladies who are troubled with face
blemishes, skin eruptions, etc. It
clears up the complexion wonderfully.
"As to Its nutritive qualities, my ex
perience is that one small dish of
Grape-Nuts Is superior to a pound of
meat for breakfast, which is an impor
tant consideration for anyone. It sat
isfies the appetite and strengthens the
power of resisting fatigue, while its
use involves none of the disagreeable
consequences that sometimes follow
a meat breakfast." Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road to
Wellville,” In pkgs. “There’s a reason.”
Em read the above letter? A aew
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are veaalae, tree, sad fall of haau
tateroot.
NEWS TO DATE
IN PARAGRAPHS
CAUGHT FROM THE NETWORK OF
WIRES ROUND ABOUT
THE WORLD.
DURING THE PAST WEEK
RECORD OF IMPORTANT EVENTS
CONDENSED FOR BUSY
PEOPLE.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
WESTERN.
Fire started by lightning at Welch.
Okla., destroyed five business build
lugs and caused damage estimated at
$50,000.
Secretary of State of Montana.
Abram N. Yoder, died suddenly of
heart failure. He was appointed by
Governor Norris.
The murder of Mis. Tom Heslip two
years ago, will be avenged on the an
niversary of the crime, Aug. IC, by the
execution of Patrick Columbus Casey
at Carson City, Nev.
In Galveston a whipping post, or
horsewhipping bee for chauffeurs who
have been making life miserable for
residents of the western part of the
city by fast driving, is what the moth
ers of many of the children have es
tablished.
Sixteen prominent young men of
Caney, Kan., were arrested on a
charge of kidnapping Dale Williams,
who was married to Pauline Canary,
who has a monthly income of $2,000
Her income is derived from the Ca
nary oil pool, which is located on her
land allotment.
William F. Lally is dead and John
O’Connor is seriously injured and in
the hospital, Goldfield, Nev., as the
result of an accident in a mine at
Jamestown, a coming mining camp or
ganized by Colorado boomers three
years ago, and which had god pros
pects.
In the Prairie Dog valley, in Kan
sas, near Almeua, a deluge has fallen,
causing great property damage, the in
terruption of railroad traffic, and the
transformation of spiall streams into
raging torrents. Long Island, twelve
miles east of Almeua, is reported al
most under water.
They have swatted and
muzzled the dog and vaccinated thou
sands of school children, now Kansas
is planning to shave the cats. The
State Board of Health said that in all
probability the cat with its long hair
carried more germs around than any
other kind of animaL
A tale of almost incredible cruelty
was related in the court room of Jus
tice of the Peace Courtney at Liberty,
Mo., as the result of which
Choat, a farmer, was held to appear
before the Clay county grand jury in
November on the charge of beating
his wife, with whom he tied a team of
mules, with which he was harrowing
a large field.
It was announced in Sacramento
that Louis Glavis, formerly of the
United States forestry service and
whose clash with former Secretary of
tho Interior Ballinger precipitated
the controversy over the Cunningham
coal lands In Alaska, has been select
ed as joint secretary of the Califor
nia conservation commission and the
California conservation board of con
trol in charge of water power.
GENERAL.
Shot by his seventeen-year-old son
after he had abused the boy’s mother,
William Sutton, forty-five years old
is dead in Philadelphia.
Joseph Clary, who had been en
tombed in a mine seventy-two feet be
low the surface for three days, at Jop
lin, Mo., has been rescued.
A three-hour rain in the Wichita
section of Kansas gave a rainfall of
3.18 inches. Slight damage was done
by high water ami lightning.
Through a newspaper ad John Aber
crombie, a confectioner of Remidjl.
Minn., has just learned that he is heir
to an estate of more than a million.
Five of seven persons in John
Holmes’ launch drowned when it cap
sized at the mouth of the Fence river
at Crystal Falls, Mich. John Holmes
and one woman reached shore.
Benjamin C. Fox, a bachelor and a
candidate for the Republican nomina
tion for mayor of Chester, Pa., prom
ises his constituents that If elected he
will Immediately set about getting
married.
Senator Smoot of Utah, in a speech
in the Senate opposing any change in
the sugar schedule for the present tar
iff law, contended that the beet sugar
industry of the country would cease
if the duty on imported sugar was re
moved.
Suit was filed by the government in
the Federal Court at Columbus, O ,
against six railroad companies and
three coal mining concerns, charging
a combination in restrain of trade
and asking that the combination be
enjoined from continuing business.
Application will be made to the
General Board of Pardons which meets
September }2th in Leavenworth, Kan.,
for the release of John It. Walsh
former president of the Chicago Na
tional bank, convicted of misapplica
tion of the institution's funds.
As the result of the street railway
strike and attendant riots in New
York four persons are in the hospital
one probably mortally hurt; forty ar<*
suffering from effects of stones and
brickbats, and twenty-five strikers and
their sympathizers are under lock and
key.
New York is going to try to reform
the hobo. A bill for a state farm and
industrial colony, which is now before
the governor, is expected to make pos
sible a project that will be of tremen
dous benefit to the state and even
tually to the country.
FOREIGN.
Mme. Moronzoff, the owner of the
largest cotton mills in Russia, is dead,
she leave a fortune tf s4o,ooo.ot>u
The first division of the revolution
ary army has entered the capital and
Immediately proclafmed General Cln
cinnatus Leconte chief executive of
Jiaytl. General election to
the presidency appears assured. The
city remains calm.
The duty has been taken off coal
imported into Canada at all ports be
tween Soo, Ont., and the Pacific coast,
to relieve the coal famine In the
western provinces. Orders have al
ready been given for 1,000,000 tons to
Washington and Montana mines.
SPORT.
Western League Standing.
P. W. L. Pet.
Denver 103 GO 37 .041.
Lincoln 102 59 43 .578
Pueblo 103 55 48 .534
St. Joseph 102 54 48 .523
Omaha 101 51 50 .505
Sioux City 101 40 52 .483
Topefra 103 45 58 .437
Des Moines ....101 30 71 .297
Frankie White of Chicago and Ed
Winters of Raton, N. M., fought a fif
teen-round draw at Alamosa.
Joe Jeannette of Alston and Tony
Robs of Pittsburg rought ten fast
rounds to a draw in Now York.
Patsy Brannigan of Pittsburg was
given the decision over Jimmy Ken
rick of England after twenty rounds
of fast fighting at Springfield, Ohio.
Fifty-three days of horse racing on
the three Kentucky tracks probably
will open September lGth at Lexing
ton, where u ten days' meet will be
held.
“One Round" Hogan of San Fran
cisco, has gone to New York to begin
training for his ten-round bout with
"Knockout” Brown, scheduled for
Labor Day.
All that is left of the fortune made
in the prize ring by the late Stanley
Ketchel, middleweight champion,
came to $103.17 when his estate was
wound up in San Francisco in the Pro
bate Court.
The Junction City, Kans., state
league pennant winners defeated the
Cheyenne Indians In a fast gamo in
Cheyenne, which proved to be a
pitchers’ battle between Zabel and
Haight.
WASHINGTON.
A woman, Miss Margaret Kelley, Is
now in actual charge of the mints of
the United States.
The condition of the growing cot
ton crop of the United States July
25th was 89.1 of a normal.
The millionth patent issued by the
United States has been announced by
Commissioner of Patents Moore.
The Senate, by a vote of 48 to 30,
passed the Farmers’ Free List bill,
after tho measure had been slightly
changed from the form in which it
passed the House.
A pension of $4 a week for every
man and woman more than GO years of
age la provided for in a bill by Retire
sentative Victor L. Berger. He is the
Socialist member from Wisconsin.
Mr. Taft is expected to send the ar
bitration treaty between the United
States and Great Britain, and probably
the treaty with France, to the Senate
before the special session adjourned.
Final arrangements have been mnde
for signing the treaty.
Bearing an initiative and referen
dum feature to safeguard against ger
rymandering in a number of states the
Congressional reapportionment bill
passed the Senate. It fixes the future
House membership at 433—with two
more when Arizona and New Mexico
attain statehood —instead of the pres
ent 391.
Members of Congress from the
West, insurgents as well as regulars,
who are opposed to a revision of the
wool tariff at this time, are becoming
convinced that Senator La Follette
does not intend that the President
shall have an opportunity to carry in
to effect his intention to veto a wool
bill framed in advance of the tariff
board report.
The secretary of the Interior has
submitted to the Public I>ands com
mittee of the House a fa/orable re
port and recommendation for the pass
age of the House bill granting home
stead entrymen under the Uncompah
gre reclamation project in Colorado
leave of absence from their entries un
til water is furnished from the govern
ment canals for the irrigation of the
lands embraced in these entries.
To his story of how ho claims he
was bribed to vote for Lorimer,
Churles A. White, former member of
the Illinois Legislature, added for the
benefit of the Senate Lorimer com
mittee that he believed every one of
the fifty-three Democrats who voted
for Lorimer cl id so for a money con
sideration. He added that he thought
some of the Republicans who voted
for Lorimer got money for so doing.
President Taft has sent to the Sen
ate the general arbitration treaties be
tween the United States and Greo,t
Britain and the United States and
France, signed for this government in
Washington today and signed in Paris
for the government of France.
Through the nation’s guest, Admiral
Count Togo, at a dinner in the White
House in honor of the Japanese naval
hero, an Invitation was extended
Japan to Join the I'nited States, Great
Britain and France in the great world
movement of international peace.
The Warren bill, granting leave of
absence to homesteaders has been
amended by adding to the districts
previously authorized the Hugo,
mar and Glenwood Springs districts in
Colorado, and the Clayton, Fort Sum
ner, Las Cruces, Tucumcai'. Roswell
and Santa Fe in New Mexico.
In order to guard against the pass
age of the I.a Follette-Underwood
wool bill over the expected veto of the
President, the Republican managers
are urging all absentee Republican
senators to return to the capital im
mediately
LITTLE COLORADO ITEMS.
Small Happenings Occurring Over the
State Worth While.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Eight referendum petitions have
been filed with the secretary of state.
The United States smelter in Canon
City will open up again in sixty days.
The first terra of District Court
for-aiie new county of Moffat, opened
at Craig.
Olathe will erect a water works sys
tem to cost not over $05,000, Immedi
ately.
Sothrina West, age seventy-five
long a resident of Denver, died at
Briggsdale.
Thieves looted the Park cafe at
Trinidad and secured S4OO and a large
quantity of liquor.
The state board Is considering the
proposition of investing tho school
funds in irrigation projects.
Rocky Ford cantaloupes are begin
ning to arrive in Denver and are sell
ing at $4 to $4.50 a crate.
The trial of the negro, Bob Harris,
who killed the two marshals of Rocky
Ford has opened in Junta.
Oil in paying quantities has been
found in at least fifty wells in Range
ley district, in Routt county.
Railway passenger and freight re
ceipts at Gunnison are $25,000 more
this year than in the previous year.
S. 3. Kingsbury, the new head mas
ter of the State Preparatory School,
at Boulder, has arrived from Wichita,
Kan.
State Engineer Comstock is of the
opinion that his office will be almost
self supporting under the new fee Bys
tem.
Mrs. Annie Eliza Landrum of Ice
land has been declared insane and
committed to the Work Sanitarium in
Pueblo.
Not for eighteen months has work
on irrigation enterprises in Colorado
been pushed with so much activity as
at present.
J. V. Blake owns a garden spot near
CaHon City, and from one acre of
ground he marketed 14,000 pounds of
early beans.
Mrs. C. M. Conrow is dead from the
effects of a shock received when
lightning struck near Trinidad about
two weeks ago.
On the way from Denver to Fort
Worth, Texas, J. S. Camplain died on
Colorado & Southern passenger train
No. 2 at Aguilar.
The Estes Park hotel was burned to
the ground. Within an hour after the
fire was discovered the entire building
burned.
The First State bank of Milliken has
reorganized and will be known as the
Weld County National bank. Its cap
ital has been increased to $25,000.
The first electrically opernted fu
nicular railroad ever built west (if the
Mississippi river is being constructed
up the face of Lookout mountain, just
west of Golden.
A rich bed of coal, valued by Col.
J. A. Owenby at $1,500,000, has been
located on the property of the Woot
ton and Fuel Company fifteen
miles south of Trinidad.
James English, who has been In a
Trinidad hospital since May 2G, suffer
ing from paralysis caused by a bullet
wound received in a saloon brawl at
Hastings, May 14, is dead.
The Masonic temple, at Montrose,
just completed by the order at a cost
of $25,000 has been occupied for the
first time by the lodge. It has three
stories and is fifty by 125 feet.
The largest real estate transaction
at Montrose for two months wa3
closed when Mrs. Lillie T York sold
her ranch of 105 acres to Peter Krogh
of Cedar Rapids, lowa, for $00,500.
At the first annual flower exhibit giv
en by Loveland school children 121
handsome boquets made up from
flowers grown by the children this
year, were entered for a variety o'
prizes.
The Victor Labor Day committee
has arranged to hold a broncho-bust
ing contest in connection with the cel
ebration, for the world’s champion
ship belt. The belt has been secured
from Bud McDonald.
While two boys named Carr and
Trine were playing with a revolver
which they did not know was loaded,
at Gunnison, it was discharged, the
bullet striking the Carr boy in the
mouth, inflicting a painful wound.
For failure to answer truthfull}
questions mailed to prospective Jurors
by Jury Commissioner Alexander Nes
bit, of Denver, or for failure to obey
a jury summons, a fine of SSO will be
imposed for each and every offense.
An invitation to visit Denver imme
diately after his trip to Cheyenne has
been sent to Postmaster General Frank
H. Hitchcock by the Denver Chamber of
Commerce. The invitation calls atten
tion to the fact that the officers of tho
chamber will be in Cheyenne on Colo
rado day, Aug. 20, and will form an
escort of honor to the postmaster gen
eral if he accepts Denver’s invitation.
To test the commercial value of the
clay beds recently found in Sunshine
canon, Boulder county, Secretary Eck
el of the Commercial Association will
send 400 pounds of the clay to the
potteries of Zanesville, 0., where it
will be made into pottery.
Hon. J. Ed. Caron, minister of ag
riculture for the province of Quebec,
has written Secretary Burns of the In
ternational Dry Farming Congress that
he would attend the meeting of that or
ganization in Colorado Springs this
fall.
George W. Smith, injured July 26
when the Rock Island’s mountain limit
ed struck an automobile in which he
was riding with O. A. T. Haruff, caus
ing the latter’s death, at Pueblo, left
the hospital and has practically re
covered.
The Mathewson biplane, the first
successful ‘‘made in Denver” flying ma
chine made a fine flight at lakeside
George Thompson, a Denver boy, was
the aviator and his exhibition brought
forth hearty cheers from the big crowd
that witnessed the flight.
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Ended Cat’s Sojourn.
Felix Smith of Easton, Pa., bought
a cat the other day. He paid $5 for
her. Why did Felix pay five bucks
for the cat? Answer —Because she
was guaranteed to be a good ratter.
Did Felix have rats? We should say
he did —the house was full of ’em!
And the cat cleaned ’em out! No;
that’s the curious part of it. After
the cat had been on the job a week
the rats were as plentiful as ever.
Felix couldn't understand it until one
evening he concealed himself In the
basement to watch the cat. About 9
p. m., as the cat sat with her eye on
a rat hole, Felix says that rat after
rat came out of the hole, wulked up
to the old cat, kissed her good night,
and then returned to the hole. After
that Felix kicked the cat out of the
house.—Boston Post.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
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Infants and children, and see that it
Signature of
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Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Tit for Tat.
A young man, who had not been
married long, remarked at the dinner
table the other day: ,
"My dear, I wish you could make
brend such as mother used to make." | j
The bride smiled and answered in
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"Well, dear, 1 wish you could make
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Patient Creditors.
Gibbs—Do you ever think of the
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Dibbs —No; they are not pushing me
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US* ALLEN'S FOOT-EABE
the Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes
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Everybody knows that other people j
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A wise man may forgive, but only a
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AND COUNTERS
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Shoes fitted with metallic heels last twice u long
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fr Shoe Polishes
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QUICK WHITE makes dirty canvaa shoes
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and 23 cents.
if your dealer does not keep the kind you want,
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The Oldest and Largest Manufacturers of
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