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) ABOUT THE WAR.
Russian army in Armenia captured
Gumuskhaneh and now Is forty miles |
aorthwest of Baiburt. |
Belglan troops reach Lake Victoria |
tn German East Africa and disperse |
Teutons in seven-hour battle. ‘
Fierce engagements have taken
place south of Rlga, and Russian |
troops have penetrated the German
¢irst line at several points.
A new advance of ‘[urkish forces
on the Sinai peninsula to within about
thirty miles of the Suez canal has
been reported to the British authori
ties.
According to Rome reports, the
violent Russian offensive has been re
sumed in the Carpathians, at Kovel,
Viadimir-Volynski, and in the Riga
eector.
The German army headquarters
staff in the officlal statement claims
that the great umiform Anglo-French
attack on the Somme sector in France
has been abandoned.
One of the most striking episodes
of the great Somme offensive was the
taking of the field fort at Biaches and
the garrison of 113 men by nine
French soldiers.
The Russians have driven the Teu
tonic forces facing them south of the
river Lipa, in Volhyna near the Gala
cian border beyond the town of
Berestechk to the west.
Germans stop new British offensive
near La Bassee and claim 2,000 Eng
lishmen were killed. Berlin admits,
however, British have captured first
line trenches near Hardecourt on two
mile front,
J. Beltran, one of Villa's chief lieu
wenants and a participant in the mas
esacre of eighteen Americans at Santa
Ysabel, Chihuahua, last January, was
killed in the engagement at Cerro
Blanco July 12, reports to General
Jacinto Trevino at Chihuahua City
{ndicated.
Berlin reports that the enemy lost
seven aeroplanes, four of them south
of Bapaume, onec east of Arras, one
west of Combles and one near Roye.
Lieutenant Wintgens disabled his
tenth ard Lieutenant Hoehendorff nis
eleventh aeroplanc. The emperor be
atowed the Pour le Merite on First
Lieutenant von Althaus, who con
quered a biplane near Roye.
WESTERN.
James Whicomb Riley, the Hoosler
poet, died at his home in Indianapo
iis.
Six persons were killed and forty
three injured by the explosion at
San Francisco of a timed bomb in the
midst of a throng viewing a prepar
edness parade.
The will of Mrs. Hetty Green was
admitted to probate at Bellows Falls,
Vt., without contest, leaving the en
tire estate to her son, Col. Edwari
H. R. Green, and daughter, Mrs.
Matthew Astor Wilkes.
Impeachment of Pat Daniel, sheriffl
of Russell county, Ala., in whose home
a quantity of liquor is alleged to have
been discovered during the recent
Girard raids, has been ordered by the
Alabama Supreme Court.
The two-year wage increases for
the 35,000 coal miners of Mlnsourl.‘
Kansas, Arkansas and Oklahoma,
agreed upon by a subcommittee of the }
conference of miners and operators,
was accepted at Kansas City by the
€ull conference and will hecome oper
ative Aug. 1.
WASHINGTON. |
Chicago has been selected for the
campaign headquarters of the Wo
man’s party.
The McGillicuddy-Kern workmen’s
compensation bill was passed by the
House by a vote of 286 to 3.
The Senate passed the House bill
appropriating $135,000 to finance the
public health service campaign
against infantile paralysis.
A joint resolution to extend leaves
of absence with credit to homestead
ers on public lands who are with the
rational guard in federal service was
adopted by the House of Represen
tatives,
The American schooner Prince
Valdemar was captured by a German
warship while on its way from Phil
adelphia to Sweden with a cargo of
oil.
Speaking on business conditions in
the United States, Senator Shafroth,
addressing the Sena'e, emphasized
the present prosperity of the coun
try.
Denouncing the British blacklist as
an “outrageous assault on citizens of
this country,” Senator Thomas of
Colorado, in a Senate speech, advo
cated reprisala of a severe nature.
. FOREIGN. s
Prof. Eli Metchnickoff, the famous
bacteriologist, died in Paris.
At Madrid the government revoked
its declaration of wmartial law
Ten thousand Canadian soldiers are
to proceed overseas soon, it was an |
nounced at the militia department at
Ottawa
Nearly 2000 cases ol alcohol, con
taining twenty gallons ¢ a case, were
destroyced by a warchouse fire in
Juarez
Sergius Sazonoff, minister of tor
eign affairs, at Petrograd, has re
signed He is succeeded by Boris
Vladimirovitch Sturmer, the premier,
who has taken over the office
Walter Hines Page, the American
ambassador, expressed himself to the
Associateq Press as fully alive to the
possibility of trouble arising from the
publication of the staiutory blacklist l
of American firms. i
The latest son of the heir o the
Austro-Hungarian throne was formal
ly christened with great pomp at
Schoenbrunn near Vienna and given
the modest total of fifteen names (0
carry.
Food riots which broke out in Bel
gium and northern France have been
suppressed by the German military
authorities, The rioting was especial
ly severe at Liege, Verviers, Roubaix,
Renaix, St. Nicholas, Lokern and Ter
monde,
An imposing celebration presidel
over by the first chief, who was ac
companied by the members of his cab
inet, was held at Mexico City in hon
or of the anniversary of ihe aeuih
of Biento Juarez, the national hero of
Mexico.
Closer and closer are the cordon of
Carranzista troops being drawn about
Villa, and the remnant of his maim
band, beaten and scattered in the re
cent engagement along the Nazas
river, in northern Durango, according
to private dispatches at Kl Paso.
Anticipating acceptance by the Unit
ed States of its suggestion for dis
cussion of the border question by a
commission, it was informally indi
cated at Mexico City that the three
commissioners who will represent
Mexico will be Roberto Pesqulera,
formerly the first chief's representa
tive in Washington; Luis Cabrera,
minister of finance, and Alberto Panl,
director of raflways.
SPORT.
Standing of Western League Clubs.
Clubs— Won. Lost, Pet,
Omaha .....c000000u... 58 29 659
LLets RA e bk L1) 38 .HBl
Des Moines ..., .. ... 44 40 R}
S Oy e e ete eoA 2 45 483
Denver ...c...c00...... 41 16 471
dlopeka RN L L anE 88 46 452
Wichita ............... 3% 47 447
Bt. Joseph ............ 33 51 393
Frank Kramer, national cycling
champion, holds a world’s record foe
every branch of the sport.
Heinrich Schmidt of the Claremont
Golf and Country Club of Oakland,
won the Western golf championship
at Del Monte, Cal.
Before a throng of spectators on
the beach at Washington park in
Denver the first A. A. U. swimming
meet to be held in the West was
marked throughout by scores of
thrills.
Corroboration of the reports that
Francisco Villa is personally directing
a campalgn that has for its immediate
object the capture of Torreon was
contained in a report from Gen.
Pershing to Gen. Funston, according
to a San Francisco report.
The 100-mile motor derby, dedicat
ing the new dirt speedway at Kansas
City, was won by Ralph de Palma.
Hig time was 1 hour 42 minutes and
58 seconds, an average of 58.48 miles ‘
an hour, almost eight miles an hour
ibelow the world's dirt track record.!
' O'Donnell was second. Buozane was
third. |
GENERAL.
Sixty thousand garment workers of
New York locked out or on strike for
more than three months, will return
to work.
One guardsman wes killed and an
other badly injured by lightning at
the state mobilization camp at Macon,
Ga., during a severe electrical storm.
Basil B. Elmer and Willlam P.
Phillips, reprerenting New York
bondholders, purchased the St. Louls
& San Francisco railroad at auction
at St. Louis for $45,700,200.
The Prohibition national conven
tion, after a three-day session at St.
Paul, Minn,, adjourned sine die after
nominating J. Frank Hanly, former
governor of Indiana, for president of
the United States, and Dr. Ira D.
Landrith of Nashville, Tenn., for vice
president,
A searching investigation into
every department of the Unitad States
government is to be made by the in
stitute for government research. It
was revealed in New York that this
new bureau for federal inquiry was
formed and is backed by the Rocke
feller interests.
The national convention of the
Ancient Order of Hibernians was
brought to a close at Boston with the
re-clection of the officers of the past
administration and the selection ot
San Francisco as the place of the
next convention.
An order amounting to the prac
tical repudiation of Carranza cur
rency in Sonora was issued by Gen.
P. Elias Calles, military commander
of the state, when he announced that
no merchant would hereafter oe
forced to accept it in exchange for
goods.
THE JULESBURG GRIT-ADVOCATE.
COLORADO
SRATE NEWS
Western Newspaper Union News Se . ]
DATES FOR COM.NG EVENTS. |
Auz. 1 —Celebration Colorado's Fortl- |
7:«.-:1\:-‘:1““““" of Statehood. aßt
Aug. 2—National Convemtion of Rep- }
l‘:-rt-ul‘\n.. of Negro Itace at Den- :
Al;lll 8 —Democratic State Assembly i
AUI; "9“r.\l~'-~lnu: Colorado Editoricl As- ‘
Bociation at Denver. |
A.fi.»n.x".-. Republican State Assembly at }
Aug. 11 Progressive State Convention
at Denver. |
Aug. 10-12 -Woman's Party Conference
at Colorado Springs |
Aug. 14 -Grand Lake Yacht Races |
Aug. 14—Colorado Federation of Labor
meeting at Colorado Springs |
Aug. 18.19—Pickle Day anu iair at |
Plattesilie
Aug. 21 Celebration of the opening of |
the new Stute Highway betwern Del
Norte and Pagosa Springs, at Du- |
rango. |
Aug. 22-25— Annual Convention, Grand |
Lodge K. of I, at Greeley. |
:\ll')(cin.?bb'r;-l. I—Apple Ple Days -|‘
r:e’fl, 5-%—Boulder County Fair at
songmont, ‘
Sept. 5-B—Frontler Days' celebratlon |
at Fort Morgan, o
.\‘cf-l. 11-—Meeting Midland Trall Assn
n Denver,
Sept. 15-16—harvest Festival at Nunn
Sept. 27-29-—State Convention B.1". 0. K
ut Trinldad.
Several stores at Pueblo were dam
aged by a midnight blaze.
Mrs. Marion Shaw was fined S3O
and costs for deserting her baby in
Denver.
A thief snatched the purse of Miss
leia Gillum while she was walking
alone on the streets of Denver.
Fred T. Newtun, miner and veteran
newspaper man of Denver, died at the
University of Colorado hospital in
Boulder.
Miss Sarah Owens, from Derby
shire, North Wales, arrived in Grand
Junction and was married to William
Jones, a miner,
‘The (olorado state convention of
the Ancient Order of Hibernians will
be held at Pueblo in St. Patricka
hull, on Sept. 1 and 2.
Although he fell from the fourth
floor of a Denver creamery com
pany’s plant, Albert Benson, 20 years
old, a negro hodcarrier, escaped un
injured.
Genuine enthusiasm is indicated
throughout the state in the first an
nual convention of the grain men of
Colorado to be held in Denver Aug.
1 and 2.
The Progressive party will hold its
convention for nomination of candi
dates for state offices at the primary
election Tuesday, Sept. 12, in Denver,
Frigay, Aug. 11.
A romance beginning at a Wood
man picaic in Fort Lupton six weeks
ago, culminated in the marriage of N.
Frank Gorman of that city and Miss
Muriel Reaser of Denver.
Mesa Verde National park is the
Mecca this year for a great- many
automobilists, home and foreign, who,
for the first time, are touring the San
Juan section of Colorado.
Thomas M. Patterson, formerly
-United States senator from Colorado,
editor and lawyer of national reputa
tion, died suddenly of apoplexy while
asleep in bed at his home in Denver.
Because he learned that his di
vorced wife remarried, Royal Smith,
28 years old, a salesman for a dairy
company, shot himself through the
left breast and died at St. Anthony's
hospital.
A military mass, the first of its
kind to be held in the West, with
elaborate ceremonies attending, will
occupy the attention of the soldiers
at the mobllization grounds mnear
Golden on July 30. |
Henry Denver, veteran fireman of
Springfield, Mass.,, and a cousin of
General Denver, after whom Denver
was named, arrived to see the staw
house and view the picture of his
illustrous relative there.
Twenty thousand dollars in dam
ages is demanded by Miss Ida Winn,
of I. C. Howard, a Boulder business
man, also a married man, for alleged
breach of promise to wed. She filed
suit in the District Court in Denver.
Checks were received in Denver for
the regular quarterly dividend of the
Portland Gold Mining Company. This
foots up $90,000, or 3 per cent on the
capital stock of $3,000,000, Total
dividends to date are $10,357,080.
Colorado convicts working on the
highway to Nederland have struck it
rich in tungsten. About twenty men
are in on the bonanza, found while
building the roads and at the present
time about $2,000 is in the commun
ity ore store, sacked and ready for
shipment, -
“Friends of Howard J. Gilmour of
Boulder and Sioux City, lowa, bride
groom of a day, who committed sui
cide in Denver, say the young man
had the romantic notion that he
should prove his love for his bride by
killing himself in order that she might
benefit from his insurance policy.
James Whitcomb Riley, who died
in Indianapolis, visited Denver several
times, giving readings and denvering
lectures. His last visit was fifteen
years ago, according to Dr. J. M.
Perkins, a great friend of the Hoosler
poet.
Separated for sixteen years, D. F.
Hallett of McCool Junction, Neb., and
his son, John, sergeant major of the
Second battalion of infantry at the
state mobilization camp near Golden,
were reunited through pictures of
camp scenes appearing in Denver
newspapers
GENERAL PROSPERITY
IIN DENVER ANG COLORADO TO
| STAY, SAY BANKERS.
| B
Reports to Denver Convention tell of
Increased Farm Crops and Activity
| in Mining and Other Industries.
i :
| Western Newspaper Union News Service.
| Denver. - Expanding prosperity was
| the keynote of the first session of the
| fifteenth annual convention of the
| Colorado State Bankers' Association
|in this city. Bankers from every sec
:lmn of the stute and from outside of
| the state taiked of ihe development
| of agriculture here, the general re
vival in mining, the increased output
| from coal fields and the rapid in
crease in population throughout the
ifilut». The feature of the opening
session was the address of Mayor
! Speer, who urged the bankers to put
| more human interest in their transac
“!i(mu and learn to intermingle “hand
| money” and “heart money.”
‘ Encouraging reports were made by
‘ the five group chairmen, including W.
[ E. Hickman, Windsor; O. T. Christen
| sen, Castle Rock; D, T. Stone, Grand
Junction; K. A. Gagg, Durango, and
Benjamin L. Lusk of La Jara. All
told of good crop conditions, of in
creased population and of expanding
business.
The reports of Paul Hardey of Den
ver, secretary, and of A. M. Rex of
Kiowa, treasurer, showed the organ
ization to be im a prosperous condi
tion.
The building of a uniform system
of state roads, co-operation in the use
of the land farm loan law and the se
curing of a loan bank in Denver and
a review of the prosperous conditions
throughout the state were dominating
features in a series of resolutions
adopted by bankers representing ev
ery section of Colorado at the closing
session of the fifteenth convention of
the Colorado State Bankers’ Aswocia
tion.
The following officers were chosen:
J. M. B. Petriken, Greeley, president;
D. T. Stone, Grand Junction, vice
president; Paul Hardey, Denver, sec:
retary, and W. F. Boyd, Saguache,
treasurer.
Boak Re-Elected Head of W. O. W.
Denver.—l. 1. Boak of Denver was
re-elected head consul of the Wood
men of the World by acclamation. Mr.
Boak was nominated by Frank M.
Smith of Oakland, Cai., and when he
had finished the whole delegation
arose and joined in three cheers for
the veteran chief of the order. There
was little opposition in the election of
the other officers. They follow: C.
V. Benson of Denver, head clerk, re:
elected; A. E. Sunderland of Fresno,
Cal., head banker, re-elected; F. P.
Bertschy of Denver, head auditor, re
elected; Judge E. E. Goodman, Town
send, Mont.,, head watchman; Henry
Rhone, Grand Junction, Colo., fead
sentry; John Pattison, Spokane,
Wash.; Willis C. Hawley, Salem, Ore.;
Thomas M. Robinson, Oakland, Cal.;
John H. Alton, Denver; Frank P.
Hawke, Pueblo, Colo., board of man
agers, re-elected,
Two Injured When Train Hits Auto.
Denver.—Racing into Denver from
Holyoke in a big touring car, T. E.
Moon, 34 years old, and Herman
Wehrs, 30, were seriously injured
when Rock Island limited train No. 7
from Kansas City, running on the
Union Pacific tracks, struck their ma
chine at York street and Forty-third
avenue, They were thrown to an ad
jacent track twenty feet away. The
car was demolished. Both men are
residents of Holyoke. They were
taken to the county hospital, where
it was found Wehrs was suffering
with concussion of the brain and two
scalp wounds. Moon escaped with two
badly bruised arms.
Mine Chiefs House Dynamited.
Trinidad.—An attempt to destroy
the residence of Charles O’Neil, mine
superintendent at Starkville coal
camp, was made. It is estimated that
| twenty pounds of dynamite was e~
| ploded under a window. No rrLe was
seriously hurt. The injured persons
were Mrs. Willlam Stevenson, who
vas badly bruised and cut about the
limb and ankle by falling glass and
| wreckage, and Mrs. Isabelle Steven
son, mother of Mrs. O'Neil, who was
cut and bruised about the arms,
Dies After Month of Strange Stupor.
v Denver.—Mrs. Fay Harvey, youuu
| ful wife of an employé of the Union
Pacific shops, is dead; dead after
|lving since the 18th of June in a
strange stupor, diagnosis of which
| baffled the best medical skill in Den
ver—a stupor wherein the young wom
| an lay for weeks, apparently in a deep
| sleep, insensible to the efforts of phy
siclans to awaken her and unable to
‘| accept nourishment of any kind.
t Alde to Denver's City Attorney Dies.
| Denver—Charles L. Avery, appoint
; ed assistant city attorney a week ago,
died in St. Joseph's hospital, less
.| than two months after his marriage
to his boyhood sweetheart of Lake
City, at Alma, Neb.
E Young Girl Shoots Herself.
: Denver—Despondent because of a
‘| suvarrel with her sweectheart, Miss
E {Carrie Bomard, 20 years old, shot her
_|self in the left breast in an attempt
| to end her life.
T. M. PATTERSON DEAD
FORMER U. S. SENATOR FROM
~ COLORADO DIES SUDDENLY
FROM HEART FAILURE. i
Noted Editor, Lawyer and Politic.l:
Leader Succumbg After Week's |
llingss at His Home in |
Denver. ]
Westein Newspaper Unlon News Sorvice l
THOMAS M. PATTERSON. ‘
Born in Irelund November 4, 1839, |
Came to America in 1549, |
Moved to Crawfordsville, Indiana.
Enlisted in the Civil War in 1561,
In 1562-1863 a student in Asbury,
now Delauw Unlversity, at Green
castle, Ind.
In 1863 entered Wabash College
at Crawfordsville, Ind.
In 1564 began the study of law.
Admitted 1o the bar In 1867,
Moved to Denver in 1872,
Served as City Attorney of Den
ver 1873-1874.
Elected Territorial Delegate to
Congress in 1874,
While in Congress helped secure
passage of the act admitting Colo
rado to the Union
In 1875-187% served the State of
Colorado in the 45th Congress.
In 1888 ran for Governor and was
defeated. $
In 1592 elected a delegate to the
National Democratic Convention®
left party on account of its failure
to accept a free silver plank. In
same year purchased the Rocky
Mountain News; later acquired the
Denver Times.
In 1896 was delegate to the Na
tional Populist Convention,
In 1900 served as chairman of the
Natfonal PPopulist Convention,
Elected United States Senator
in 1901,
Ran for Governor in 1914 and was
defeated. l
Denver.—Thomas M. Patterson, for
merly United States senator from
Colorado, editor and lawyer of na
tional reputation, died suddenly of
apoplexy while asleep in bed at his
home, 1075 Pennsylvania stret, short
ly after 1 o'clock Sunday afternoon,
July 23. With him at the time was
his daughter, Mrs. Richard Crawford
Campbell, other members of his fam
ily having gone to Grand Lake, where
former Senator Patterson expected to
Thomas M. Patterson. l
join them. His death ended a week's
illness, from which his near relatives
believed that he would recover, al
though they knew that apoplexy at
any time might end his notable life.
~ His wife, Mrs. Katherine Grafton
‘Patterson, died July 16, 1902. A num
ber of years before his wife’'s death
his only son, James Patterson, a
young attorney, died.
A daughter, Mary G. Patterson, and
an infant child also died a number
of years ago.
Thomas MacDonald Patterson was
born in the county ct Carlow, Irelaand,
on Nov. 4, 1839. He was a son of
James and Margaret (Mountjoy) Pat
terson. His ancestors were a numer
ous and prominent family in the north
ern part of Ireland.
Mr. Patterson is survived by his
daughter, Mrs. Richard Crawford
Campbell; his son-dn-law, Richard
Crawford Campbell; two grandsons,
‘Richard Crawford Campbell, Jr., who
is a student at Dartmouth College, and
Thomas Patterson Campbell, a stu
‘dent at Exeter Academy; a grand
daughter, Katherine Campbell, and a
sister, Mrs. Malin V. Jolinson of 2145
Willlams street. Two nephews and
two pieces also survive him, They
are Fred P. Johnson, Arthur C. John
son, Mrs. P. M. Pease of Rye, N. Y.
and Mrs. Frances Porter, formerly a
resident of Denver but now living
near Byers, Colo. A brother-in-law,
Samuel Grafton, also lives in Denver.
The Rev. I'r. John H. Houghton of
St. Mark’s officlated at the funeral,
and interment was in Fairmount
cemetery.
JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY DEAD.
Indianapolis, Ind.—James Whitcomb
Riley, 68, died while only Mr. Riley’s
aurse, Miss “lementia Prough, was
awake in the pcet's hcme. He suf
fered his first violent attack of paraly
sic July 10, 1910,
James Whitcomb Riloy, born of the
Middle West, sang the joys, sorrows,
fancies and humors of itg folk, large
ly in its own dialect. The world was
so touched by hie Inspiratios and the
reallsm of his homely symbols that he
wes one of the few devoting their
lives to poetry v-ho gained u fortune,
In 1902 he received the degree of
master of Arts from Yale University
and in 1904 the University of Pennsyl
vania conferred upon him the dogree
of doctor of lctters. Indiana Uni
versity conferred tha honorary de
&ree of LL.D. on him in 1907 -
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Overrefinement.
Willinm Dean Howells, the novelist,
was talking about a poet.
“His work is overrefined, overdell
cate, overnice,” he said.
“In short, his work reminds me of
the young husband who said to his
bride, at the end of the honeymoon :
“ ‘Darling, I'll have to leave you ev
ery morning hereafter to go to busi
ness; but, to make the parting less
abrupt, I'll no longer take the 8:15
express, as I used to do—T'll take the
8:20 slow accommodation.’ ”
Some Inducement.
“You know Mrs. Terror, whose hus
band fell into the river the other day?"
interrogated Jones.
“Yes; a regular virngo,” sald Smith.
“Well, she has offered twenty
pounds reward for his body,” re
marked Jones.
“And yet she hadn’t a good word
to say for him when he was alive.”
“Aye,” acquiesced Jones; “but you
mustn’t forget that he wore a gold
watch and chain and two dlamond
rings.”
Wise Precaution.
Mrs. Jones was nbout to go away
for a couple of weeks, and her hus
band said to her:
“My dear, T want to ask you one
favor before you go.”
“What is it?" questioned Mrs. Jones.
“Don’t try to put the house In order
before you go,” replied Jones.
“Why, it isn't hard work,” contin
ued Mrs. Jones.
“Perhaps not,” replied Jones, “but
think of the expense of telegraphing to
you every time T want to find any
thing.”
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foods made from wheat
alone.
Only selected grain is
used in making Grape-
Nuts and through skillful
processing it comes from
the package fresh, crisp,
untouched by hand, and
ready to eat.
Through long baking,
the energy producing
starches of the grain are
made wonderfully easy
of digestion.
A daily ration of this
splendid food yields a
marvelousreturn of health
and comfort.
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