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CONSTIPATION
' J f Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pill* are unlike all oth
er laxative* or cathar
tic*. They coax the
«9Kliver into activity by
gentle method*, they
’ ™ ■ do not scour; they do
not gripe; they do not
L|llJu|!iuCi weaken; but they do
I|RSS3Um«4b * tart all H’* accretions
of the liver and stom
ach in away that soon
pot* these organ* in •
healthy condition and
correct* constipation. Uunyon's Paw-Paw
Pill* are a tonic to die stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover
ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all
' the nourishment from food that is put into
it Price *3 cent* All Druggist*.
Too Hasty.
“Diggs can dash off epigrams with
out a moment's thought."
“That's Just the way they sound.”
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every Dottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and aure remedy for
Infanta and children, and aee that it
or
In TTae For OrerwViar.
Children Cry for Fletcher’* Castori*
Sure.
“Do you think that we should
have a more elastic currency?" asked
the Old Fogy.
"It's elastic enough,” replied the
Qrouch. “Why don’t they make It
more adhesive?”
Determined to Be Observed.
"You may announoe that I Intend
to retire to private life,” said the
Industrious salesman.
"What for?"
"It seems to be the only method Just
now by which I can attract public at
tention.’’
Too Much for Him.
The elevator passed the homely
man’s floor.
"Here, boy,” he cried, “let me out on
the sixth. I thought you knew that
was my floor.”
"Excuse me, sah,” returned the hoy,
stopping the elevator and returning
to the sixth floor, "I ought to know
your face, sah, but de trouble is I have
to remember so many ob 'em, an'
you’s am so complicated, sah.”
Literary Betrothal.
’ Inscriptions In complimentary copies
of learned works do not always serve
the graceful purpose to which one
was dedicated by the celebrated Pro
fessor Wilson of Edinburgh.
When the Buitor for the hand of
Professor Wilson’s daughter had
gained the young woman’s approba
tion, she of course referred him to
her father. Having stated his case,
the young gentleman was asked to
hid the young lady to come to her
father. Her obedience was prompt.
Professor Wilson had before him
for review a ponderous volume, on
the fly-leaf of which was duly In
scribed, "With the author’s compli
ments.”
He tore this fly-leaf out, pinned It
to his daughter’s dress, solemnly led
her to the anxious lover —and went
back to his work. —Youth’s Compan
ion.
t — >
Shivery
Mornings
You can have a taste of the
summer sunshine of the com
fields by serving a dish of
Post
Toasties
These crisp Savoury bits
of toasted white corn make
an appetizing dish at any
time of year.
Try them in February
and taste die delicate true
maize flavour.
' A dish of Toasties served
other with' cream or milk,
or fruit, is surprisingly good.
“The Memory Lingere**
Grocers everywhere sell
Toasties
Foetnm Cereal Co., IM.
Battle Creek, Kick.
NEWS TO DATE
IN PARAGRAPHS
CAUGHT PROM THE NETWORK OP
WIREB ROUND ABOUT
THE WORLD.
DURING THEPAST WEEK
RECORD OP IMPORTANT EVENTS
CONDENBED FOR BUSY
PEOPLE.
•Western Newspaper Unipn News Service,
WESTERN.
A bill to provide the initiative an.l
referendum in Kansas passed tbo
state Senate.
Louis Crecelius, who lived five miles
south of St. Louis, was slain in his
sleep. His wife, Johanna Crecelius,
is held.
Mrs. Llge Qlllmore confessed at
Webb City, Mo., that she and James
Lynn of Galena, Kan., murdered her
husband. Both are under arrest
It was learned in connection with
the introduction of a "no seat no fare ’
ordinance, that 30,000,000 persons an
nually qualify as "strap hangers" in
Chicago.
Six million apples at bargain prices
were sold in Chicago by 1,000 club
women in grocery stores throughout
the city in a campaign to reduce the
cost of living.
Of 200 University of Chicago wo
men students who attended a "pure
food” dinner at the school recently
all but six have been taken ill with
ptomaine poisoning.
J. Tramner, convicted at Reno, Nev.,
of killing Mrs. Mary Qullicl at Imlay,
in January, 1911, has been sentenced
to die, and elected shooting as the
means of execution.
The “boot and shoe last trust" fix
ing, it is alleged, the price of every
last sold in the United States, was
dissolved at Detroit by the federal
government in quick time.
Former Chief of Police George M.
Shippy, who escaped from the Alexlan
Brothers’ hospital in Chicago, offi
cially was declared insane and will
be taken to on asylum.
William Jennings Bryan, Jr., has
given up his home here, resigned the
presidency of the freshman class of
the Georgetown University Law
School and gone to Arizona because
of the illness of his wife.
Frederick Lyon Roach, son. of John
M. Roach, traction magnate, will mar
ry for the third time, his twice di
oorced wife, Mary Snyder Rutherford
Roach, if reports circulated at Chica
go among friends of the couple prove
to be well authenticated.
The bonds of John Barry of St.
Louis and Ed Smythe and James E.
Roy of Peoria, three iron workers con
victed in the dynamite conspiracy,
■vere approved by District Attornev
Charles W. Miller at Indianapolis. The
security offered for Paul J. Morrin of
St. Louis was declared insufficient
After several hours’ struggle, the di
vorce law amendment requiring
twelve months’ residence in the state,
instead of six, passed the Nevada as
sembly by a vote of 30 to 22. It goes
next to the Senate, where another
hard fight is expected. It is to go
into effect January 1, 1914.
John Beal Snead, slayer of A1
Boyce, alleged to have been the de
spoller of his home, will go to trial
at Vernon, Tex., on a change of venue.
Young Boyce was killed at Amarillo,
September 14, following the killing of
Boyce’s father at Fort Worth several
months before. Snead was acquitted
on the latter charge.
WASHINGTON.
Approximately 40,000,000 parcel post
packages were handled in January.
Storm clouds over Central America
with the single exception of Costa
Rica, caused the United States to or
der four warships there.
Fire started in one of the new build
ings of the Department of Agriculture.
The flames had gained considerable
headway before they were discovered
by a watchman.
Eight men caught in the govern
ment’s anti-bucket shop .crusade in
1910 pleaded nolo contendere in the
District Court at Washington and paid'
fines aggregating $50,000.
A nation-wide use of red paint is to
be made Immediately by the Postof
fice Department, which proposes to
put in spick and span condition all
vehicles used in the collection or de
livery of mail.
Rumors of impending hostilities be
tween Bolivia and Peru are concern
ing the representatives of the two
countries and the entire Latin-Ameri
can continent, as well as State De
partment officials.
CONGRESSIONAL.
The House foreign affairs commit
tee held hearing on Mexican Indem
nity claims.
Indian affairs committee approved
and will report Indian appropriation
bill carrying $1,800,000.
Representative Morgan spoke on
bills to appropriate $30,000,000 to com
pensate Oklahoma for losses on non
taxable Indian lands.
Eulogies on the late Senators Taylor
of Tennessee and Nixon of NeVada and
Representatives Madison and' Mitchell
of Kansas were delivered/
Internal Revenue Commissioner Ca
bell informed Treasury Department
expenditures committee that oleomar
garine manufacturers had evaded
taxes amounting to $1,200,000.
Senator Thomas of Colorado made
his first speech In the Senate in
eulogy of his friend, the late Senator
George S.’Nixon of Nevada, with
whom In his lifetime he was associat
ed as legal counsel in the latter’s ex
tensive mining operations.
Until Senator Guggenheim escorted
Charles S. Thomas to the desk of the
presiding officer of the Senate, <nd
asked to have him sworn in as a sen
ator ?rom Colorado, he had been the
sole representative of his state in the
upper branch of. .Congress for tw 9
.years and ten days, his former col
league, Charles J. Hughes, Jr., having
died January 11, 1911.
GENERAL.
Mrs. Ethel Loralne Belmont, a cho
rus girl bride, filed suit in New York
asking a separation from her young
husband, Raymond, son of August
Belmont.
All the former “pony express” rid
ers who could be located have been
Invited to attend the unveiling at St.
Joseph, Mo., on February 17, of a
monument erected in a local park in
commemoration of the pony express.
Trustees of the Loyal Order of
Moose, in session at Chicago, voted to
establish a $1,000,000 industrial and
educational institution near Aurora,
111., for the benefit of orphans and
poor children whose parents were or
are members of the order.
Specials from Montclair, N. J., tell
of the first lecture delivered there by
Miss Helen Keller, blind, deaf and
once dumb. Despite the handicap un
der which the talented young woman
worked she was heard without diffi
culty except by those in the rear of
the room.
Acquitted at Aiken, S. C., of the
charge of committing a “murderous
assault” upon his wife, Frederick O.
Beach, the New York millionaire, en
joyed the additional satisfaction of
hearing from the lips of the jury
foreman that there was “aboslutely
nothing against him.”
Dr. William J. Arlitz of Hoboken,
N. J., who brought suit against Mayor
William J. Gaynor of New York for
$7,500 for professional services ren
dered while the mayor was in a hos
pital at Hoboken after he had been
shot on an ocean steamer, was award
ed $5,800 by a jury 1n the United
States Court here.
SPORT.
. rank Gotch, who was in Chicago,
said that he agreed with Mayor Har
rison that the sport of wrestling must
be kept clean.
Politicians returning to Chicago
from the inauguration of Governor-
Dunne said the outlook was favorable
for passing a boxing bill at the pres
ent session of the Legislature.
Two navy aviators. Lieutenant Com
mander Walter Janetzky and Machin
ist's Mate Dleckmann, were drowned
in the Gulf of Danzig through the
collapse of an aeroplane in which they
were flying.
The "smokeless” smoker which the
Woman’s Athletic Association of the
University of Colorado gave at ’Var
sity hall, in Boulder, was a great suc
cess and netted the girls a neat sum
which will be used in the purchase of
gymnasium apparatus.
Schuyler Britton of Cleveland, hus
band of Mrs. Helene Hatchaway Robi
son Britton, owner of the St. Louis
Nationals, was elected president of
the club. Mr. Britton announced that
William G. Schofield would continue
as secretary and Herman D. Seekamp
as treasurer.
FOREIGN.
The killing of Gen. Beroado Reyes,
always a progressive, removes one of
the most bitter and uncompromising
opponents in Mexico tp the Madero
government.
Funeral services for the late Brad
ley Martin of New York were held in
Christ church, Mayfair. The staff of
the United States embassy and a num
ber of persons socially prominent at
tended.
The church marriage service of
Miss Helena Stallo of Cincinnati and
Prince Michel Murat was performed
at the Catholic church of St. Honore
d’Eylau. The bride and brldegoom
left for Marseilles.
Are You Subject
to Constipation
Here is a Simple Wayof Cor
recting ft Instantly Before
it Becomes Chronic.
Very tew people go through life
without some time or other being
troubled with constipation. Thousands
injure themselves by the use of
strong cathartics, salt mineral wa
ters, pill* and similar things. They
have temporary value in some cases,
it Is true, but the good effect is soon
lost, and the more one takes of them
the less effective they become.
A physic or purgative Is seldom
necessary, and much better and more
permanent results can be obtained
Sy using a scientific remedy like Dr.
laldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. It does not
hide behind a high, sounding name,
but is what it Is represented to be,
a mild laxative medicine. It la so
mild that thousands of mothers give
tt to tiny Infants, and yet it Is so com
pounded, and contains such definite
Ingredients that It will have equally
good effect when used by a person
suffering from the worst chronic con
stipation. In fact, among the great
est endorsers of Syrup Pepsin are
elderly people who have suffered for
years and found nothing to benefit
them until they took Syrup Pepsin.
It Is a fact that millions of families
have Syrup Pepsin constantly In the
house, homes like those of Mrs. O. B.
Pruitt, Berea, Ky., who used Dr. Cald
well’s Synip Pepsin as a laxative
tonle. Mrs. Pruitt writes that it so
strengthened and cleansed her system
that she was quickly relieved of a se
vere cough which had troubled her
for months. The special value of this
grand laxative tonic Is that it is suit
COLT DISTEMPER
all forma or distemper. Be«t remedy «▼« known for intrci la foaL
, Od« b°ttle furuteed to care one cam. 60c aad Si * bottle t St ajai
.-•.. / >lodown or druggist* and barn— dealer*, or went wpua paid by
•POHII HUDICAL CO.. CoHmw IIKt,U.».A.
At the Studio.
A motor stopped in tront of the
photographer’s, and a woman lack
ing none of the artificial accessories
deemed necessary to "looks,” entered
the studio.
A couple'of days later the photogra
pher submitted proofs for her ap
proval.
“Not one of those pictures looks
anything'like me,” the woman insisted.
The photographer tried in every way
to pacify her, but finding this an im
possibility, lost control of his temper:
“Madam!” he exclamed, "did you
read my sign 7”
"Yes.”
"Well! It does not say ‘cleaning,
dyeing and remodeling.’ It says ‘por
traits.’ ”
TWO CARBUNCLES ON NECK
Veterans’ Home, Napa Co., Cal. —“I
was afflicted with two carbuncles on
the back of my neck. The doctors said
they were the largest carbuncles he
ever saw. I suffered the most intense
agony, so much that I could not rest
or Bleep for about a month. One was
lanced tour times. When the first be
gan to get better another broke out
and was equally as painful as the first
one. I heard of Cutlcura Soap and
Ointment being good for such things,
so I procured a box of Cutlcura Oint
ment and a cake of Cutlcura Soap. I
washed both the carbuncles with Cutl
cura Soap frequently whenever any
pus began to gather, and applied the
Cutlcura Ointment. I felt relief after
the first use of Cutlcura Soap and
Ointment, and In a week's time both
carbuncles were gone and I was com
pletely cured. I have not been trou
bled Blnce.
“I also had eczema of the scalp. My
scalp Itched fearfully and pimples be
gan to break out which emitted pus,
and my head became sore and scaly.
I had dandruff also. I used Cutlcura
Soap for a shampoo with hot water,
and used the Cutlcura Ointment on my
scalp, and It afforded instant relief, fol
lowed by absolute cure.” (Signed)
Oeorge H. Wetsell, Dec. IX, 1911.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 82-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston."
Adr.
Feathered Girl.
“Looks rather plain, does she not?"
“Well, those are her own feathers.
She can’t afford anything artificial.” —
Harper’s Bazar.
SUCCESS
No man or woman can do their boat
work if troubled with a woak atonaeli
or a torpid liver. Don’t be oaroliM. •
Don't procrastinate.
Dr. Pierce’s
Golden Medical Discovery
BnmotM th. flow of din.dr. Jul<wt
xnviaror.tM th. livor andpurtfMua
on rich •• th. blood. It taint worn
EurZZZS***" * *>■*
Atk Your Drnfibt
MRS. a B. PRUITT
ed to the needs of every member of
the family. It Is pleaaant-tasting;
mild and non-grlplng. Unlike harsh
physics it works gradually and In a
very brief time the stomach and
bowel muscles are trained to do their
work naturally again, when all medi
cines can be dispensed with.
You can obtain a bottle at any drug
store for fifty cents or one dollar. The
latter size Is usually bought by fam
ilies who already know Its value. Re
sults are always guaranteed or money
will be refunded.
If no member of your family hae
ever used Syhip Pepsin and yon
would like to make a personal trial
of It before buying it in the regular
way of a druggist, send your addrese
—a postal will do—to Dr. W. B. Cald
well, 203 Washington St, Monti cello,
111., and a free sample bottle will bs
mailed you.
: S .. ..
Stiff Joints
Sprains,Bruises
are relieved at once by an applica
tion of Sloan’s Liniment. Don't
rub, just lay on lightly.
“ Sloan’s Liniment has done mors
good than anything I have over tried
for stiff joints. 1 got my hand hart so
badly that I had to stop work right in
tne busiest time of the year. 1 thought
at first that 1 would have to hare my
hand taken off, but 1 got a bottle of
Sloan’s Liniment and cured my hand.**
Wllton Wheeler, Morris, Ala.
Good for Broken Sinews
Q. G. Jones, Baldwin, L. L, writes :
—“I used Sloan’s Liniment for broken
sinews above tho knee cap caused by a
fall and to my great satisfaction was
able to resume work in less than three
weeks after the accident."
SLOANS
LINIMENT
Fine for Sprain
Mb. Henry A. Voehl, 84 Somerset
St., Plainfield, N. J., writes : " A
friend sprained his ankle so badly
that It went black. He laughed when
I told him that I would have him out
in a week. 1 applied Sloan’s Liniment
and in four days he was working and |
said Sloan’s was a right good Lini
ment."
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