Cheyenne record., October 23, 1913, Image 3

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GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
“Pape’s Diapepsin” settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes—Time It!
You don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad —or an uncertain
one—or a harmful one —your stomach
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speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action in
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other'stomach
trouble has made it famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home—keep it handy—get a large
Bfty-cent case from any dealer and
then if anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; if
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa
tions of acid and undigested food—
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes In contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is a reve
lation to those who try it.—Adv.
A Soft Answer, Etc.
Young Wife, pettishly—You always
seemed to have plenty of money be
fore we were married.
Loving Husband—lt was only seem
ing. I bad very little.
Young Wife—And you told me you
expected to be rich.
Loving Husband —I am rich, my
dear. I've got you.
She subsided. —Yonkers Statesman
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
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Try as you will, after an application
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Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton’s
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injured by careless treatment —that’s
all. Adv.
Fly Caused Serious Fire.
A fly caused a fire in a large house
at Westport, New Zealand, not long
since. The fire, by which the house
was burned to the ground, was due to
the fly which escaped from a burning
mass from a gas jet into which It had
flown, and alighted on the window
curtains, set them ablaze.
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A CLERGYMAN'S TESTIMONY.
The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol
len and puffed. He had heart flutter-
lng, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer
tion. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa
tion across the
loins that it was
' difficult to move.
After using 5
boxes of Dodds
Rev. E. Heslop.
Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodd* Kidney Pills. Sev
eral months later he wrote: I have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
ized. Correspond with Bev. E. Hes
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney PlHs, 50c. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
The New Parental Assent.
"Oh, Harold, papa says he’ll con
sent to our marriage Just as soon at
you pass the board of eugenics."—
Ufa.
The Suitors of Mrs. Merriwid
MELISSA CAN STAND ON HER
OWN RIGHTS.
Mrs. Merriwid sighed profoundly as
she examined the slip of paper that
had come to her In the morning mail.
"Eight dollars and twenty-two cents!”
she exclaimed, “and I know It
oughtn't to be more than half that.
Isn't it awful the way a poor lone
woman is imposed upon?”
“What is it, my dear?” Inquired her
maternal maiden Aunt Jane.
“Oas bill,” replied her niece.
“There's no use talking, Mr. Rorer is
perfectly right, I need a husband to
protect me and I think It will have to
be a large red-faced man, with a deep
bass voice and a fiery eye—a man
who won’t stand for any rascally,
rank robbery, by Jupiter—not from
any swollen, Insolent, grasping, con
scienceless corporation nor anyone
else.”
Mrs. Merriwid smote the breakfast
table with her clenched fist with such
energy that she upset the cream
pitcher, to her aunt's dismay.
"Why, Melissa!" she remonstrated.
‘‘You see I know how it's done, but
I haven’t the physique,” said Mrs.
Merriwid. “Just because of that—
because I’m a helpless unmistakable
female who can’t bellow or use forci
ble language. I’ve got to pay that
company four or five dollars that they
aren’t in the least entitled to. What
do you think of Mr. Rorer, dearie?"
”1 hardly know what to say,” re
plied Aunt Jane. “He seems to have
a great (Jeal of force of character."
“All of that,” agreed Mrs. Merriwid.
“If he took the contract of removing
the briars from my path and strewing
it jwith roses, you'd see a decrease in
“If You Make Me Your Repreeentatlve I’ll Tell Them What’a What and
Who’a Who."
the amount of the gas bills or there
would be another monopoly busted.
The baker wouldn’t send us any more
short-weight loaves and the butcher
wouldn't give us lamb chops like
these. Furthermore, I'd get three_per
cent, more out of my investments.
All I'd have to do would be to stand
behind him with a little cotton In my
ears and let him do the talking.”
“I do really think that you have a
great deal of responsibility,” said Aunt
Jane.
"Haven’t I? Well, I certainly have.
Here's the entire care of the house
hold on my mind, Including Hilda—l
have to tell that girl everything and
then see that she does it —and any
business matters that come up I have
to decide fcr myself. It simply takes
up hours of my time. I have to set
tle on what I want for breakfast and
dinner and supper all by myself In
stead of merely asking the real head
of the house what he would like and
saving myself all the bother, and I
have to listen to all the book agents
and life Insurance agents and ped
dlers and beggars and keep the ac
counts and write the checks, and I
declare I hardly get ten hours of
sleep out of the twenty-four. Any
body can trample on me. I was tell
ing Mr. Rorer some of my troubles."
“What did he say?” asked Aunt
Jane.
“Quite a great deal,” Mrs. Merriwld
answered. "He got red In the face
and said It was scandalous. Then he
deepened to crimson and said it waß
outrageous. Finally he turned to pur
ple and declared that it was atrocious
and that he wouldn't put up with It
for the smallest fraction of a second.
“ ‘I stand on my rights, Mrs. Merri
wld,' says he. ‘I know what they are
and I'm going to have them or know
THE CHEYENNE RECORD.
BY KENNETT HARRIS
the reason why. They can’t monkey
with me, any one of them; no, ma’am;
and they know it. If they don't,
they’ll mighty soon find it out. They’ll
work you if they think they can, ev
ery time, just as they are working
you now, but I give them to under
stand right at the start that I’m dead
onto ’em, and there’B nothing doing.
I tell 'em what I think of 'em and I
don't go round about the bush to do
it. either. I don’t let anybody walk on
me for exercise. When I give a man a
dollar for fifty cents’ worth of goods.
I want the worth of fifty cents and
fifty cents back In change. Not for
ty-nine cents, you understand. I want
what’s coming to me without any de
duction or discount, and I generally
get it."
“I told him he was lucky, but If he
really got what was coming to him, I
would- be inclined to consider him as
an object of pity.”
“ ‘Not lucky, ma’am,’ he disclaimed.
‘l’m what you might call persistent
and I make a point of asking for
what I want loud enough for people
to hear me without an ear trumpet
I don’t stammer and say it’s of nfc
particular consequence if it isn’t quite
convenient. I don’t care a whoop if
it’s convenient or not if I think it's
something I’m entitled to. If I order
a porterhouse steak rare and the
waiter brings It well done, he takes it
back In a hurry and brings me what
I ordered. If he tries to argue the
matter, I call the proprietor and I
make it quite plain that I don’t like
the Bervlce. Now, that assessment
of yours was excessive. Not the
slightest doubt about it, and the
board of equalization ought to reduce
it, but it won’t as long as nobody puts
up a vigorous holler and gives them
to understand that their work Is too
coarse, ft you’ll make me your rep
resentative, I’ll go down and tell them
what’s what and who's who.'
“ 'Thank you, tremendously, Mr.
Rorer, but I’ve already got the matter
adjusted,’ I said. T put on my very
fetchingest hat and my altogether
beaiitlfullest little suit and I saw the
chairman and smiled my bewitching
est smile and explained It all to him,
and he was too nice and sympathetic
for anything and understood perfectly,
and when the board met, I told them
about It and they were just lovely
and understood exactly how It was,
and they cut the assessment In half.’ ”
Aunt Jane gasped. “You never told
me about that, Melissa,” she cried
“Did you really?”
"I really did,” nodded Mrs. Merri
wid. “If I were only a little vainer,
I'd think I might do something about
the gas bill, but there’s a limit to
everything—and the gas company Is
certainly the limit.”
“Still, I think you can take care of
yourself,” said Aunt Jane, admiringly.
“I really believe I can,” agreed Mrs.
Merrlwid. “If I couldn’t I don't think
I’d pick a man who stood on his
rights to help me. I have noticed that
however valuable he may be outside
of the domestic circle, In It the man
who stands on his rights Invariably
sits on the woman."
(Copyright, 1913, by W. G. Chapman.)
Chances Better Now.
Edith—Have you given ' Jack his
final answer yet?
Ethel—Not yet—but I’ve given him
my final “No.”—Boston Transcript.
Even a blind man can go out look
ing for trouble, and find it, too.
Temperance Notes
(Conducted by the National Woman’s
Christian Temperance Union.) •
ALCOHOL PROBLEM IN EUROPE.
Replying to misleading statements
made by James Creelman with re
gard to Intemperance In European
countries, Mrs. Martha M. Allen, su
perintendent of the Medical Temper
ance Department of the World's and
National W. C. T. U., calls attention
to the following facts:
"It was In Paris that the municipal
posters warning against alcoholic
liquors of all sorts originated. These
posters were prepared by physicians
connected with the municipal govern
ment and were placed In conspicuous
positions throughout the city, even
upon the outer walls of the Hotel de
VHle (City Hall). These posters warn
specifically against wine, beer and ci
der as leading to alcoholism as surely
as brandy. So violent was the oposl
tlon of the liquor trade to the posters
that they were withdrawn, but other
countries took up that method of
propaganda against alcohol, notably
Germany, England and Denmark.
"That there Is an acute alcoholic
problem In Europe may be readlly
seen from the holding every two
years of a congress on alcoholism,
whose delegates, appointed by the
governments of different countries,
meet to discuss methods of reducing
the drink evils which are Injuring the
health and efficiency of the people.
Is It llk'ely that such meetings would
be held were there no drunkenness,
or crime resulting from drunkenness.
In these countries?
"It is far from correct to say that
the use of the lighter drinks driver
out the stronger drinks.”
RANGE LIGHTS.
A hundred years ago the hands of
ancient privilege were at the throat
of the republic. Our ships were
seized and searched. American citi
zens were impressed into an alien
service. Our capital was burned. De
spair was clutching at our hearts.
The British guns were not our great
est peril, but the love of money In
the seaboard states. Six thousand of
our men were enslaved In British
ships, but the patriotic indignation
that stirred the rural communities did
not touch the heart of the states that
made their money on the sea. The
sense of brotherhood was smothered
In the love of money.
Now, as then, the love of money
flouts the love of men. The yellow
patriotism of gold sneers at the strug
gles of the people for a fair chance.
Let them be wretched: let them be
drunken, it says, while I exploit their
savings for my own use, and turn
their earnings Into my own tills.
This, too, will pass—ls passing.
This will be the land of the fair deal.
This Is the land of opportunity.—Johr
G. Woolley.
STRIKING COMPARISON.
Comparisons are never odious when
they show things up In away to
bring out the right side of a question.
Note the following conditions In dry
Kansas and wet Missouri:
The per capita assessed valuation In
Missouri Is (300; In Kansas It Is sl,-
750.
Kansas' per capita bank deposit 1b
$100; Missouri's Is S2O.
In Kansas one farmer In five owns
an auto; in Missouri one farmer In 100
has one of the buzz wagons.
In Kansas the common laborer
draws sl4 a week; in Missouri, SS.
In Kansas there Is hardly a town of
1,500 population but has electric
lights, water and sewer systems; In
Missouri numbers of towns of 4,000
to 5,000 have no paved streets, electric
lights or water system.
LAWYERS TAKE NOTICE.
Let the graduates of law schools
take notice and keep away from
Yates county, N. Y., If they want to
earn a livelihood by practicing their
profession. At the June term of
court there was not a solitary civil or
criminal case on the docket, neither
was there a criminal case In the
county undisposed of. Such a state
of affairs In a county with an aren of
320 square miles and having a popu
lation of over 18,000 requires an ex
planation. Attorneys In the locality,
says the New York World, can recall
no similar conditions In the past. The
paper In calling attention to this
most unusual Instance falls to note
that Yates county has been for four
years dry territory.
SALOON MUST GO.
The number of sufferers from child
labor, however great, Is exceeded by
the number of women and children
who suffer from the baleful effects
of the saloon. The verdict of the
human conscience is. the saloon
must go, , 1
Nature Btudy.
"Pop, tell me one thing.”
"What Is It, my boy?"
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