Cheyenne record., October 11, 1917, Image 7

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Catarrh of Stomach 1
Mrs. Mary Fennell, B. F. D, Po- Mjmlb Waff
Bona, Missouri, writes: TOMOC WWI
“1 wish to say a few words In the q to
praise of Reruns. I have used It By
with good results for cramps In the 1 11
stomach. Also found It the very M v Cj.|a> nV.fPflrMBB
thing for catarrh of the head. My 7 “ WOli
sister was cured of catarrh of atom- ii a-i . _ J
> ach by the use of Peruna.” AUO
" Mrs. E. T. Chomer, 69 East 42nd I
St, Chicago, m., says: “Manilla B LQ^H
bast laxative on the market for liver **y KaOB
and bowels, very good for Indigestion
and heart burn." DC*' DT f A
Those who object to liquid modi- r P.w 1C 1. J— I w
el nee can oocuro Peruna Tablets. w ~
Canada’s liberal Offer of
Wheat Land to Settlers
"h iaopen to you—to every fanner or fanner's eon m
9) who ia anxioua to establish for K//
II himaelf a happy home and ImSiv
jMiCnJfn proaperlty. Canada’s hearty ■■KPg”
M IKlrrV?all hi vi tattoo this year is nos* attractive
than ever. Wheat is much higher but
*fl‘u>cp.l*a I her fertile farm lead Jewtaa cheep, end
aUigl rfljßl In the provinces of Manitoba, Soekit-
KsKfAlan chowaa and Alberta
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Submarine Improvements.
Since April 1 German eabmarlnea
have been equipped with four new de
vice* which lncreaae their deetructlve
neat, and render it more difflenlt for
dialers to discover their whereabout*.
Formerly the U-boats, to remain In one
spot, had to come to the surface, or
anchor themselves to the bottom; bat
four small pumps are now used which
enable them to remain stationary while
submerged. This not only conserves
foal, bnt prevents its anemias from
hearing the throb of the submarine’s
propellers. Telescopic periscope* give
further assistance to the submarine tn
concealing its position. A mixture of
oxygen and strained gas is now need
In the engines, and the exhaust is
washed free of smoke and broken Into
small bubbles, which do not leave a
wake. Finally, new listening devloes
enable it to hear and judge the else of
ships at a considerable distance.—Ex
change.
A Big Plumber's Bill.
B'U riuinu»i m
The party of tourists were watching
Professor X as he examined the
wrapped body of an ancient Egyptian.
“Judging from the utensils about
him," remarked the professor, “this
mummy must have been an Egyptian
plumber."
“Wouldn’t It be Interesting," said a
romantic young lady “If w# could
bring him to life I”
“Interesting but a bit risky,” re
turned Professor X. “Somebody might
have to pay him for his time.”—Bos
ton Transcript.
Dangerous Performance.
“Rather a bad automobile accident
here.”
"So it Is."
“How did It happen?"
"In the usual way. A young chap
in a high-powered roadster was trying
to drive with one band and press his
suit with the other.”
An Emphatic Assurance.
•Tf you don’t marry me,” exclaimed
-the suitor, ‘Til Join the army."
“Let me tell you something,** an
swered the girl. **If you don’t Join
the army you won’t even be well
enough acquainted with me hereafter
to ask me to marry you.”
A woman would sooner do anything
than be herself.
Good wine needs no bush; and a
good actress needs no press agent.
’Nr
[People eat
(Grape-Nuts
because they
like it ana
theyknaw it’s
goad for them
Not Her Fault
lira. Short—How did It happen that
when we got back from the theater
hurt night I aaw you let a policeman
out of the baaement door}
Nora—l don't know, mum, unleaa
the play you wua to aee wua (barter
than they generally be.
CLEARS AWAY PIMPLES
Daw Cutleura Ointment—Aeelstod by
Cutleura Soap—Trial Free.
On rising and retiring smear the af
fected surfaces gently with Cutlcurm
Ointment. Wash off In firs minutes
with Ontlenra Soap and hot water.
Whan tbs shin Is clear keep It as by
using Cutleura for erary-dsy toilet and
nursery purposes.
Tree sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cutleura, Dept. U
Boston. Sold everywhere^-Adv.
Friendly Advloa.
The fellow who tells you how to
run your business never offers to
finance the shop. *
I »l
ANY CORN LIFTS OUT,
DOESN'T HURT A BIT!
No foollshnessl Lift your soma I
and calluses off with fingers—
It’s like maglel
——... .. .... —i
Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or
any kind of a corn, can harmlessly be
lifted right out with the fingers If you
apply upon the corn a few drops of
freesone, says a Cincinnati authority.
For little cost one can get a small
bottle of freezone at any drug store,
which will positively rid ona’s fast of
every com or callus without pain.
This simple drug dries the moment
It Is applied and does not even Irri
tate the surrounding skin while sp
plylng It or afterwards
*Thls announcement will Interest
many of our readers. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone tell him to surely
get a small bottle for you from his
wbolesale drug house.—adv.
The Spirit That’s Needed.
O. Bernard Shaw, the Irish play
wright, said recently In London that
nobody but an Idiot could Imagine
that the pacifists and socialists would
be allowed to bave any say In the
peace negotiations which will end the
world war.
“If Shaw la right," said a labor lead
er, “It's a bad thing for the world, and
so I hope he’s wrong.
“I hope the peace negotiations will
create among the nations the gplrlt
embodied In a saying which an old
grandmother used to Quote In my child
hood, namely—
“ ‘If you want a neighbor, be one.’ ”
—Exchange.
Captious.
“Dubwalte Is a hard man to please.'
“So I’ve heard.”
“Be went Into a cabaret the other
night and complained about the jaza
band."
“Didn’t it make noise enough to
suit him 7"
“No. He said he didn’t believe the
drummer was exerting bis full
strength."
Where He Put Last Employer.
BUlton (engaging new chauffeur) —
And have you any references from
your last employer)
Applicant—No, sir; but I can get
some In about a week.
Blllton —Why the delay)
Applicant—He’s In the hospital, air.
The beat antidote to a woman la
a long dose of her.
TO PREPARE FOR
PEACE CONGRESS
Colonel House Undertakes Un
usual Task at Request of
President Wilson.
DOES HOT AIM TO END WAR
Work la to Equip Government With
Data That Will Ba Important
Whan the Hoatllitlca Como
to a Close.
New York.—Col. E. M. Bouse, who
waa asked by President Wilson to un
dertake the task of preparing data for
the use of the United States when the
warring nations gather about the con
ference table to discuss peace terms,
has entered actively upon the perform
ance of hid unusual duties. His first
move was to select Dr. John H. Finley,
commissioner of education of the state
of New York, as his chief assistant.
Doctor Finley will bring to the work
all the Information which he gathered
on a recent trip to Europe, where he
made an extensive study of conditions.
Emphasis Is laid upon the fact that
the appointment of the president's In
timate friend and counselor to this po
sition Is not Indicative of any move for
peace at this time but Is merely pre
paratory to the peace conference
which must come Inevitably at some
time In the future.
The selection of Doctor Finley Is In
dicative of the sort of experts with
whom Colonel House will confer. No
man or woman with a preconceived
opinion which might tempt one to color
circumstances so as to prove the cor
rectness of a personal point of view
will be permitted to participate In a
work where open-mindedness Is a pre
requisite to the arrival at conclusions
that will enable the government to de
termine upon a correct policy.
Emphasis Is put upon the unalter
able determination that neither pro
fessional pacifists nor confirmed mili
tarists can be In the slightest degree
useful In preparing statistics for gov
ernmental guidance, which must be
without taint of bias.
In an Interview Colonel Honsemade
It plain that his appointment, does not
Indicate any thought of Immediate
peace Is now being entertained by the
United States government. He agrees
with Lord Northcllffe In his message
delivered before the American Bank
ers’ association In Atlantic City that
peace seems far oft and America
should beware the trickery and treach
ery of such propaganda. The truth Is
that this effort on the part of the
United States to analyze war condi
tions and evolve a plan of proceedure
when hostilities end Is a belated one,
]ust as our military preparations
lagged for a period. But now It Is
“full steam ahead and damn the tor
pedoes” with our army and navy with
not a thought of let-up In mind, so
from now on there will be urgent
prosecution of search for material, his
torical and Informative, concerning the
] world war. This quest of data will
keep pace with an energetic prosecu
tion of the contest, but will not halt It
In any way. To pause now In any
phase of belligerent endeavor might
make the prospect of peace even more
remote than It seems at present.
No Sign of Early Peace.
The government sees nothing what
ever to Indicate the early approach of
peace, nor will Colonel House have
anything to do with ascertaining the
point of view of either the Entente
belligerents or the central powers, or
possible terms upon the basis of which
they might be willing to enter Into ne
gotiations. He will remain In the Unit
ed States. It la possible that the state
department will be able to afford him
aid In the work he has undertaken,
but he will not work with the depart
ment nor In a diplomatic capacity, for
mal or Informal. He will have no title
and will receive no salary.
The appointment of Colonel House
affords another Illustration of the ex
panding position of the United States
In world affairs. Heretofore the state
department has been equipped with
virtually all the Information that was
necessary to the solution of Interna
tional problems In which the United
States has taken a direct Interest. The
war has brought new problems and
projected this country Into a field of
International activity which It has sel
dom entered before.
The questions which will come be
fore the peace conference at the end
of the war will be multitudinous. The
freedom of the seas, the neutralization
of seaways, the political homeogenelty
of peoples who claim the right of self
government and the disposition of ter
ritorial possessions Involving economic,
historical and political questions, will
be some of the many subjects to
be considered, and the Information
upon which conclusions may be based
and policies decided must be at hand.
With exclusive European problems.
TOLD IN A PARAGRAPH
When he was between thirty-two
and thirty-six. Whitman wrote Leaves
of Grass.
Plana are being made to clear vast
tracts of land In the Straits Settle
ments for the production of bananas.
Experiments are to be made at Hon
olulu, Hawaii, with the liber of banana
stalks In the manufacture of bags for
shipping sugar. The necessary machin
ery was brought from the United
THB CHEYENNE RECORD.
tt la not expected that the representa
tives of the United States at the peace
council will be concerned. But In the
disposition of general questions, relat
ing to economic Intercourse and po
litical development which will affect
virtually all the nations of the world,
the United States will have a potent
voice. In accordance with the policy
that has been consistently followed
since the outbreak of the war of hold
ing aloof from European combinations
except In the prosecution of the war,
this government probably will not at
tempt to aid In the settlement of tradi
tional Euorpean quarrels, except pos
sibly as a matter of friendly Interest
If opportunity arises.
House Likely to Be Delegate.
It was said unofficially that when
the time comes to organize a peace
conference. Colonel House, by virtue
of his present assignment, would In
all probability be' selected as one of
the delegates from the United States.
It will be a part of Colonel House’s
task to gather Intelligence relating to
commercial, economic and political sit
uations abroad. He will keep abreast
of developments In all non-mllltary af
fairs.
Colonel House will have associated
with him, as has been stated, several
experts, probably college professors,
economists and specialists in commer
cial and financial affairs. The work
he is to perform will not be connected
with similar undertakings in any of
the countries with which the United
States Is associated In the war.
The United States government Isn’t
getting ready to enter Into peace ne
gotiations with Germany, Isn’t going
to meddle In strictly European ques
tions relating to the war, and Isn’t ne
gotiating Just yet on the problems of
peace with the Entente, as has fre
quently been surmised.
Must Have Data In Advance.
It Is Important for the United States
government now and will be even
more Important later on to have a so
called “who’s who and what’s what”
In the war In order that all phases In
volved may be properly understood by
reference to data compiled In advance.
In time of war the government that
falla to prepare for peace will ulti
mately be at a disadvantage, says the
Philadelphia Public Ledger an edi
torial. The representatives of Great
Britain, Austria, Russia and Prussia,
found this out after the fall of Na
poleon when they met Prince Talley
rand at Vienna. Talleyrand, sent by
France, had learned enough of the sit
uation as It concerned all of the small
er European powers and as It con
cerned much of the opinion of Europe
to turn the tables upon the four great
powers and to stand as the champion
of the public rights of Europe.
Prince Talleyrand maneuvered, and
successfully, according to the rules
of a secret diplomacy. He really
worked In behalf of selfish and na
tionalistic Interests. The partitioning
of Europe by the congress of Vienna
was the outcome of arbitrary compro
mise; It was prolific of future wars.
The knowledge which the great dip
lomatic exponent of France displayed
was more comprehensive than that of
his foes, that Is all. Excepting that
he recognises the need of precise In
formation, President Wilson acts up
on a principle different from that
which guided Talleyrand. He will
urge this nation Into no alliance, even
with the nations with whom It Is as
sociated In the common war against
the Teutonic powers. He proposes
simply to equip himself with knowl
edge pertinent to the rights of all na
tions In common with America as they
may be concerned by the proceedings
of the peace conference.
To Bhow War Alms.
In this spirit the president hts
asked Colonel House to survey the
field of military, naval and political
conditions In the countries of our en
emies and our friends; to get at the
economic, political and emotional state
of things In every country, and to tell
frankly to Great Britain, Russia,
France, Italy and the neutral powers
the things that we are doing and that
we Intend to do In the war. More
over, an attempt will be made to lift
the heavy curtain of censorship In
Germany and Austria-Hungary, In or
der to spread among their peoples a
comprehension of American war alms
and potentialities.
Officials are anxious that no Impres
sion should be created, as a result of
Colonel House’s appointment, of any
Intention to start peace negotiations
In the near future. So far as the at
titude of the United States Is con
cerned, the president’s reply to the
pope still remains the unaltered view
of the government here.
The appointment of Colonel House
Is recognition by the government of
the fact that the adjustment of peace
terms will be a very complicated pro
ceeding. Many points of dispute must
be settled. Questions of all sorts,
economic, political, and historical, will
come up for discussion, and the Amer
ican delegates must be forearmed with
a mass of Information and statistical
data to meet every situation.
No data concerning present condi
tions In Germany or Austria will come
within the scope of Colonel House’s
work, as this would come under “mil
itary Information."
According to tests made In Europe
the durability of bronze Is proportion
ate to Its content of tin.
A pressed carboard cover to protect
the tops of desks Is the Invention of
a California school Janitor.
Millions of horses are being de
stroyed In the present war. Since the
beginning of the war about 100.0)0
have been sent from the United States
to Europe, and reports show a decrease
of about 83,000 In the number of
hones In this country for the year
ISU and IMT.
Help to Save
Nation’s Food Supply
Bi this time of U|h ooet of living, ev
erybody should use all possible means to
prevent waste and to help save food. No
one means can be more effective than a
vigorous campaign to exterminate rats
which destroy over two hundred million
dollars worth of foodstuffs annually. Keep
Rrbage In rat-proof cans, stop up their
lee. and above all exterminate them
with Stearns* Paste, which can be bought
for a few cents at any store. A two ounce
box will usually rid a house or barn of
every rat. It destroys mice, cockroaches
and waterbugs as well. Adv.
Quite Sufficient.
The Amateur Gardener—What do
you consider la best for cabbage
worms?
The Market Gardener—l never stud
ied their diet closely, but mine seem
to thrive on cabbages.
Cohens Are Numerous.
New York city has more Oohens
than Smiths listed in Its city direc
tory.
To Get In Btrong.
If you do not feel like flattering a
woman yon can make a hit by knock
ing her lady neighbors.
B castoria
Tot Infttnt* and Children.
Mothers Know Thai
Genuine Castoria
/
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of
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Thirty Years
CASTORIA
SnaCogHWiWi T».
As Age Advances the Liver Requires
tad M. tad occaaional alight atlmnUttoa.
CARTER’S
LITTLE LIVER PILLS
COCT>ct
CONSTIPATION
Colorless or Pale Faces “TT* °*
• condition which will be greatly helped by LUTter SlTOll rlllS
An Exaggeration.
“Creasing the ocean nowaday* la
a aerloua proposition,” said J. P. Mor
gan, who crosses the ocean continu
ally, "but It Isn’t, after all, as ter
rible a thing as certain exaggerations
would make you believe.
“‘Anything to declare?’ a customs
officer said to a man who had Just
crossed the ocean.
“ *Yes,’ said the man. ‘I declare that
I*m one mass of black and blue bruises
from jolting and bumping for six days
over a regular corduroy road of Ger
man mines and submarines.’ “
Makes the laundress happy—that's Red
Cross Bag Blue. Makes beautiful, clear
white clothes. All good srocers. Adv.
Tommy and the Medicos.
Tommy—Mother, I Just saved you
a lot of money.
Ma—How so?
Tommy—Didn’t you say an apple a
day keeps the doctors away?
Ma —Yes.
Tommy—Well, I kept about six doc
tors away today.
Hastening His Departure.
“Is young Boreson making much
progress with Miss Gadder?”
“Not in the sense of winning her
affections.”
“No?”
“It Is currently reported that when
he turns his back to put a new record
on the phonograph she moves up the
hands on the clock anywhere from fif
teen minutes to half an hour.”
Reading, Pa., will feed city garbage
to municipal hogs.
tftor th« HirlM Is for Tlrai EfwTI
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Back Lame and Achy?
Then'* little peace when your kid
neye are weak and while at nret then
mar be nothing more ecriona than dan
backache, aharp. etabbing peine. headr
achea, dizzy epella and kidney irrego
laritiea, yon moat act quickly to avoid
the more eerioua trouble, dropey, grevel.
heart dieaaae, Brighfe dleeaee. Dae
Doan’a Kidney PfflaT the remedy that
ie eo warmly iei nremeo fieri ala; arheee
by grateful naara.
A Colorado Case
Chart— E Moo
troo. tlf Clavalond
Loraload,
Colo., aoira:"l
hod ahorp twins—
te way book and
woo laid on- My
book
oat of tha quao
ttoo for a— to
continued taking
them until I waa
cured. I believe
they Win aura othere and I am only
too glad to reeommend them."
Oet Aar >toeuw Me a ta
DOAN * S I
roamuduum oa. suptaux m. t.
True to Hlo Word.
"I haven’t any case,** admitted the
client “but I have money.**
“How much?**
“Sixty thousand dollars.**
“Phew! You have the best cast
I ever handled,** said the lawyer. “CT|
see that you never go to prison with
that sum."
And the client didn’t —he went these
broke.
Some Stingy Man.
We know a man so stingy that he
can raise onions In a salve box.
IF yoo m —kit ha. ktaNl yoo kaw tncml»
1 craw ymt toco— —Hit A ■■rtf Upbna* Float
Paiallr L—pa. L—i. mc OM kaowa >n*ai
Eartly hU. work all or am «*—. No Ke»
MrtMcr act aKaaiy. Oaly aMll capital ra*airad.
Exclart v tarrttory to baattoca.
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