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VOL. 8 Every man wears the pants in his own home, but it is what his wife says that goes. The surest way of becoming light hearted, is to quit being heavy hearted. The man who is eternally in debt is generally a great spend thrift with other people’s money. [ All men are born equal, yes. But that is probably because profiteering does not interest them at their first squawk. “A little money is a dangerous thing”' says an exchange. Of course. It is just another temp tation in the path of the innocent profiteer. Some people do not believe in tooting their own horns, but are even more averse to having them remain untooted. A former American in Canada thinks the United States made a poor showing in the war. But he only thinks--be hasn’t brains enough to know. The kaiser went up like a rock et, soared like an eagle, and came down like a chunk of mnd-flat tened out bayon'i all possibility of future mischief. Cupid, we admit, is the god of love. But these be the days when the little devil flits around with a dart in one hand and a pocketbook in the other. While discussing the anarchy that prevails ia Mexico, • let us forget the same brand that is rearing its head in our country. Housa cleaning at home is a gook policy at times. The profiteer is on the down grade. Man the side lines and swat him in the arctic regions as he rushes by. No greater sport j could be afforded the American consumer today. American ministers are about the po r ;st paid class of men in ' the country. We suggest, how ever, that their salaries might be materially enhanced by putting a tax on snoring in church. The young lady who recently remained away from a party be cause she “simply didn’t have a thing to wear,” quite overlook ed the fact she would have been the observed of all observers. Bolshevism has spread its red wines very ge-erai’y over Eu ope and is even invading this country to a dangerous degree. The man who cannot respect the American flag and American institutions should be conducted to the border line and kicked across. The oldest person in the world has been located. lie is John Shell, of Kentucky. Shell has 131 years to his credit, is hale, hearty, and says he never ate, drank or used tobaco to excess. It is needless to remark, however that he was never the editor of a country paper. The king and queen of England are encouraging royal princess «s to marrv commoners, their be ing not suffident royal moles to. go around. Bit possibly their majesties are far seeing, and are providing a bulwark among the common people against the day •when the throne begins to wab ble. Cheyenne Record. CHEYENNE WELLS, CHEYENNE COUNTY, COLORADO, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2'». 1910 Twenty-six per cent of the men mobolized by France were lost in the,war. The injection of Am erican blood in the repopulation of the country would do much to ward raising France again to the proud position of eminence it once occupied in the~communicy of nations. The police in many communi ties are giving a good report of prohibition. There is a notable decrease in crimes of certain kinds. Disorderly hoodlums grow scarcer, wife-beaters diminish; cases of cruelty to children are fewer. But the need of caution is not gone. Prohibition is a national confession that we cannot be trusted to control our appetites. We behave better with light handcuffs on, and herein is the wisdom of prohibition. But we have appetites to which alcohol never ministered, and their mas tery of us is a commonplace to all who read the daily history of our larger towns. Never Again ! It was not altogether unnalur j al that the members of the Amer ican Legion should have seemed ! disposed to neglect universal mil itary training as part of their program and purpose. The most recent recollections of army men will hardly nourish in them an abiding affection for army life. Their vivid retro siects will not be pleasant ones. T.iey will feel like men who have lately recovered from a lingering disease. And it is not so much the thot o a lgers faced and hardships u .jergone that paints a sombre color on the pictuie. It is the deadly monotony of the daily routine, and the more trivial grievances, such as unpalatable meals, ill-cooked food, bad sleep ing quarters, and the like. And one thing even worse. The misery of being everlastingly “bossed,” without the divinely sweet alleviation of being able to "jaw back,” which every laborer enjoys, who does not mind being fired- and few of us do. Most of the army men were, necessar ily, privates or non-coms; and a man who has gone thru continu ous hectoring—very often from junior olficers whose mental equipment was, all tilings includ ed, inferior to his own, has little enthusiasm for making military training universal. Now that the flag-waving and band-playing is over, we are get ting cold facts, instead of senti ment and hysteria; and we know that conditions in the army were bad. Our private soldiers do not whine, bu. when we ask them for the plain truth we can get it. The food was often unhealthy, even in training camps. Hospit al facilities were, in many case-, far from adequate. Many offi cers were only half trained, and, like most incompetent men in au thority, inclined to substitute pet ty tyranny for the leadership which real efficiency guaranties. ' So the members of the Legion do not wax zealous over univer sal military training. But they overlook a vital fact. All the evils of which the/ com-: plain were caused by lack of that very preparation which they now discountenance. If we had been ready, officers would have been fully trained, rations would have been efficiently handled and dis tributed, hospital facilities would hava b een ample. Considering o*:r unreadiness, we did remark ably well—though badly. It is surprising that our officers learn ed a3 much as they did—in the time allotted. If we get ready for war, we are not likely to have one. If the members of the Legion wish to heep out of khaki, let them in dorse military preparedness. Labor and Incident “Labor is good for man, bra cing up his energies for conquest and without it life is dull, the man perceiving himself useless.’ “No excellence without great labor.” Recently the writer has been exerting himself in several departments of labor. The first stunt was lending a hand to ce ment pavement work—it was great labor and only for ‘Shorty’ Larson we would have been an excellent failure. Then we board ed a truck and matched Jas. Me Crumb for a few days storing lumber in Eichengerger’s great store house for building material. Then as if to the manor born, we found ourself- at the steering wheel of a corn binder helping J W. Adams fill three silo 3 with fine experimental corn. Our next move along labors checker board was obeying Commissioner Ram say’s request to aid in auditing their semi-annual accounts. Now as variety is the spice of life, who can show a greater variety of work in a week. In addition to the above, which we overlook ed, we furnished the gas aod the wheels to run Reed Calkins 23 miles to Jasse James’ southeast of Arapahoe in the small hours of the night, to cure a sick hoise The fine stallion yielded to treat ment and recovered. 'Aftere re freshing breakfast- with the James’ we hastened for home, We saw this family at the county fair who told us, that we had scarcely gotten out of sight when one of their good geldings fell in to a cistern, and only for the timely help of a hastily devised derrick and two automobiles hitched to his head and heels it would have perished. •‘ln works of labor and of skill I must be busy too For Satan finds some mischief st ! ll For idle hands to do ’’ J A .1 ILLINOIS TOWNSHIP Miss Gerheartof Kiowa county visited with Mrs. W. H. Skinner part of last week. Qiite a number from this vici i nity attended the Fair at Chey ' enne Wells last week. I This vicinity has been visited by several rains during the past two weeks, also a light frost the night of September 22nd. ' R. E. Skinner went to Kansas City with cattle last Saturday. There were eight hundred head of cattle shipped from Towner j that day. S. W. T. Bair and daughter Geneva, and Miss Sheeley, who is teaching the Waltman school, I were in Cheyenne Wells last Sat j urday. Mr. and Mrs. S. W. T. Bairen ertained about twenty of their ' friends Monday evening in honor | of their daughter Geneva’s birth day. All spent a very pleasant evening and left wishing that they might help Miss Geneva cel ebrate ininy bioo/ bircila/s. ' Mrs. Johnstone, Mother of Thomas S. Johnstone, of this place was buried in the Cheyenne Wells ctmeey, Tuesday. We did not learn any of the particu lars leading to her death. Mr. Johnstone has the sympathy of this community in the death of his beloved Mother. SWEETLY RESTING Joseph Robinson was born in West Newton Cumberland, Eng land, April 9, 1846, died at Chey enne Wells, Colorado, Thursday September 18, 1919, aged 73 years 5 months and 9 days. In 1872 he came from England to Detroit, Michigan, and in 1875 he was married to Miss Mary Gilchrist to which union four children were born, 3 sons and 1 daughter, 2 sons having preceded him in death and were buried at Hugo, Colo. He came to Hugo in 1882 and resided there until 1892 when he moved to Cheyenne Wells. He has served this county for a number of years as County Judge, County Treasurer and Postmaster which positions of trust he filled to the entire satis | faction of all parties. "Uncle Joe.” as he was called I by'both old and young, was at | tending our County Fair on Wed j nesday feeling as well as usual | and while there was taxen with i a sinking spell, he was immedi ately brought home and all that could be done by medical aid was done but of no avail, he sank in to an unconscious condition, and lingered until about 1:30 P. M. Thursday Sept. 18th when death released him from his sufferings. Uncle Joe was of a kindly dis position and believed in giving everyone possible a word of time ly advice and a helping hand to all who were in need, and was kind to all. His works, deeds and acts in this community will lopg dietfcherished by all. The funeral services were held Sunday Sept. 21, 1919, at 3 P. M at the Odd Fellows Hall (the churches not being large enough to accommodate the public) by Rev. Ellis, of the Episcopal church of Denver, to which a | very large and sympathizing au ! dience had assembled to pay their last tribute of respect to our j former fellow citizen. He leaves to mourn bis death, a wife, daughter , Mrs. Jennie Ross, son, Joseph, 3 grand-chil dren, Lee, Sybil and Joe Ross, ; all of Cheyenne Wells, Colo. The remains were laid at rest jin the Cheyenne Wells Cemetery followed by a large concourse of | sorrowing friends. This whole community sympathize with the wife and family in their great sorrow. Last Thursday ended one of the most successful county fairs that has bten held here in many a day considering the weather condi tens. Had the weather tvtn nice we would iiave had one of the largest crowds that Waa ever at Cheyenne Well?. The exhib its were fine, and showed that all kinds of forage, feed, grain and garden crops could be raised here as well as in eastern states. The races and entertainment committees put go >d clean races and shows, and the Wild West show put on by our home beys was one that Cheyenne county should Le proud of, as it was good and clean, aid equal to, if not better than last year, and every one seemed well pleased with it Lutheran services will again be held in the public school of Cheyenne Wells Sunday October 5, at 10:3') A. M. They will be; conducted by Rev. B Skov of i Perth Amboy N. J. Rev. Skov j intends to make Cheyenne Wells ! his fnture home. All are cordially j nvited to attend the services. j WANTED—Good assistant to help with work at Girls Dormi tory, Mrs. G. K. Gwathmey Cheyenne Wells Colorado. NOTICE. All Odd Fellows and families and all Rebekahs and lheir fami lies are invited to attend the celebration, which will be (riven at the I. O. O. F. Hall on Mon day evening, September 29th, at six o’clock. By order of committee. FOR SALE-Sec 3-15-44, 2 1-2 miies south of Cheyenne Wells, Colo. Reasonable terms. Com mission to agents. Address, Thos. Morris. Owner, 48 E Superior St 26 2p Chicago, Ills. Mr. Purdy, of Akron. C«lo. has commenced the erection of a fine bungalow, on his three lots iu=l recently purchased on main street just west of PeteEibvs resi donee which will add greatly to that part of our town. T. M. Kist.ler and wife of the Arapahoe country wore social callers at this office Wednesday Mr. Kist.ler has been away at Idahoe Springs for medical treat ment for several months, and looks as if be bad been benefit ed, we hope so at least. j Five auto loads of people from j the Mt Zion Union 'hmdav schso' north-hest of First View, attend ed camp meeting at Lamar, last week. They repert. as having ' had a very enjoyable time and also of receiving very courteous treatment at the hands of the citizens of Lamar. George Marolf and wife, of Hehron Nebraska who have been Here taking care of their son, who has been sick with diptheria were in Cheyenne Wells the first of the week. They report their son as getting along nicely at present and think he is entirely nit of danger, which we are pleased to report. George Clossen, of Arena pur chased from W. 0. Schultz. 35 head of young pedigreed white face cattle last week. Mr. Clos sen was very fortunate in secur ing some of these cattle, as they are thoroughbred cattle, and we are glad some of this stock will remain in this county. Some of these cattle were prize winners at the Stock show at Denver. ROLL OF HONOR The follnwine parties have re newed their subscriptions to the Record since our last issue. G D Hutton Sent. 1820 T J Reese Jan. 1 20 j NOTICE. Preaching services will be held i at the Arapahoe Chapel on Fri day October 3rd Instead of Thurs | day as announced. Subject, will ; he. Which is the true Church. Communion Service with bap tism and reception of new mem j hers will take place on Sunday | October sth at 11 o’clock a. m. ! The attendance has been very i encouraging on the recent Son- 1 days end good interest prevails. , Subject for October sth will be Why join the Church service at 11 A. M. and at 7.30 P. M. the ; subject will be. From the Gal lows to Glory. All are cordially invited to attend those services. ; W Eadie, Faster. Letters Unclaimed Letters addressed to the fol lowing- remain unclaimed in the ;Cheyenne Wells postoffice, Sept. 25th. Ln calling for them please I state that t' ey are advertised. ! Rose Shaffer, A. E. Boon, 2 En- I vnv Martha Sutro. George Zebb 12, D. C. Harvey, W. P. Lamp -1 man, R. O. Drew. Noble Canaday |G. B Denkie, Edward McGowan Vivian Sadler Postmaster. FEED FOR SALE 120 tons alfalfa hay, ICO tons wheat straw, 50 acres corn and 30 acres cane in field. Will sell thi3 feed and give use of the ranch until March Ist, Ranch. 6 miles north of Cheyenne Wells, Colo. 5 section pasture, fenced, plenty of water, barns, sheds, corrals and ieed to winter 1000 head. See W. C. Schultz. Cheyenne Wells Colo. 27tf List of Jurors For October Term of Court Cheyenne Wells. J. V. Aitkin, Geo. Brooker, John Marolf, VV. 1). Seiner!; Arapahoe, 11. E. Mes sick, Sam Snyder, C. O. Riggs, K. Horton; First View, Harold Woodrow, J. F. Derry, Giover Calvert; Arena, II H Clemens, II D Wheeler, W F Wood; Kit Carson, C I Watkins, Paul Gitb ler. Cyrus Platner, Clovis Depee; Wild Horse, Adolph Nelson, E C (Aaby, Anton Olsen; Atoya, O J jEvey, John Gillespie, C GBrown. Last Saturday evening W. T, ilollenbaugh and family, J. L. Atnbrosier, wife and four young er children also their son Ivan, who is staying with his ur.cla and aunt Mr. end Mrs. C. T. Bugert, attending high school. Jl. C. Korrell and family and C. T. BigertanJ family, ail autoed our to tils h mi of Air. and Mrs' G. H. Ambroiiers, where there was a dance that evening. The young folks went to dance and the Editor and wife to loo!: on. There was a large crowd there and every one enjoyed the even ing. VV. T. a (1 lanily and J. L remained over Sunday to visit *U H. and wife. I Report of the condition of the CHEYENNE COUNTY STATE BANK At Cheyenne Wells, in the State of Colorado, at tin* close of business September i 2, 11)19. RESOURCES Loans & Discounts unsecured lS3.Gto.ti7 L >ans £ Discounts secured by collateral 121.0512 03 i Loans on Real Estate 12,18-i.ltO Overdrafts 4 *>24. Other Bonds and securities I.F 4 77 Furniture and fixtures 2.UA00 liaitkinK House 4.bud.Go Due from Reserve Bunks 71,1 13.18 Cash on hand 1 u. 276. it Older Kesoutccs, mber.y bonds I h' , o.l | O Total 422.83'J.da LIABILITIES Capital Stock 30.000. 0 Suiplus ....s.<*/» W> Undivided FioliUi css « xpenses a* <1 taxes paid) ... .3.hiiti.73 Individual Deposits 32". ••51.54 Demi.nd Cei tilic.it* sof Deposit • 2.70U.00 Time Certificates of Deposit 11'.383I 1 '.383 06 Cashier’s Checks -7.2.'7.72 Reserved for Taxes 7>».00 Total 42-*.h;u.os ST A re OF COLORADO l Ccur.ty of Cheyenne f * We. J. E Jlnycs. Vice-President, and Pitd Kelier. Cashier of the above i i'i.im do solemnly twei.r that the above abatement ia true to the best of our knowlriige ar.i! J. E Hayes. Vice President Fiod Kei’.er. Cashier ATTEST 11. C. Nelson M. M. Lenihan .1. F. Kayes DIRECTORS fhihscribed and sworn to before rna this SOth day j! i>ep timber lUI9 iSoaM E. H. Akcrly. County Clerk AUCTIONEER of FA KM & FF.RSO.N'AI.PKOPF.KTV P. J. JOHNSON. Cheyenne Wells. Colo NO 27