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THE CAMDEN CHRONICLE.
A FRIEND'S ADVICE. And what it led to. CHEW D D D D PuU!ah4 Wrk!y LD 8TATEG Camden, Tcnn. t llll 1)111 M IUUA OK iiiiit rr. In one of the Uh tures given the oth er ilny ot the winter mci-tluii of tin I'olli'ge of rifccpturM, a straiigi1 lt lit wn cat ihu tho nthUu'tle 11;ij4 of the fctnall chlM, paji the 'Wt-iittuliir.cr tJuzette.' Tim letturer. MUl Isabel Ithya, uf the Mam hi s'er Hiu Srhool coutrlbuttil Incidentally nil account of nn exiitilnieut of her own. She j;ave her chtM of almut thirty very youn chlhlrtu five tiiltiuto to think of the luont beautiful thjnr they ivep saw, ud at the end of that time recorded their answers. Tho huniau dement was entirely lnred, nut one of them referring to any beautiful face. Five rtilhlreu mentioned the inr n and tai (one Btlpulatlng that it must be the full moon), two the tun, and om the Kettln sun. Two cliiwo Ilouo-, two rertuin bcenory, two birds, and two (both of them lazy) fell back xm the last object, kon, tie., star-flsh and sixjuge. The fol lowing ) for ?i;r received ou vuto each the mow, tho rulu, a but terily, the Uuloa Jack, a tiger' kk'.n, alt, silver and, gold, Uriack and broodies and pink silk. In tome cas a revUlon waa dtt.rea the next day. The girl who at first moat approved tho rain wished after wards to change it for a house with snow dropping from it, a little, street In front, and a yostofllce at the end. Tho boy who admired tho barracks next day preferred Hadd-m Hall. Another boy, who at first suggest d a ship with flail, withdrew this in favor of & steamer, which he thought was nicer biM-auso of tho smoke. Second thoughts wa an improvement lu the ease of another, whoso first choice of a steam engluo (with the qua'-lQcatlon. however, that It was runniug along in tho sunshine) was wlthdrawu for a country scene he remembered, where there was a stream with golden brack en and tho sun shining upon It. The children who were thus interro gated were not city Arabs, but came from well-to-do homes. Yet one of them actually said that the most beau tiful thing she had ever seen was a little toy house, "where a woman was sitting by the window and a man com Ing up to the door; the woman wouldn't lot the man In because ho was drunk." A little boy who had been taken to many beautiful places most preferred a glass ball, which, when shaken, pro duced the appcaranc of a snowstorm Inside It; and a girl, who had lived for three years under tho shadow of one of our noblest cathedrals, set In the first place a monkey at the Zoo. rECCUAnrriES of ihsctcatio: Many of the errors In books and pa pers arise from mistakes in punetua tion. A writer in a ladles' Journal states that "it has become quite the fashion of late for Lid.es to tako their tea In their hata and gloves." The la dies suffered more severely at tho hands of a provincial reporter who, describing tho costumes at a reception had Intended to say that "Mrs. B. woro nothing In the nature of a dress that was remarkable." lie was somewhat surprised the next day when he opened the nancr and read: "Mrs. B. wore nothlne in the nature of a dress. That was remarkable." A London paper reported on one oc caslon the capture in "mid-channel of a large man-eating shark." A provln cial journal, copying the paragrapl but less careful about the punotuatlou, gave a different version of the inci dent: "A large man, eating shark, was captured in mid-channel." ITerbert Spencer once wrote, "Whales are not fish because they pos se-ss fins and a fish-like tall"; but what tho nubile read was: "Whales are not fish, because they possess fins and figh-llke tall," which truly is a most re markable reason why whales are not fish. But perhaps the most amusing in stance of the ludicrous effect1 wrong punctuation ia afforded In the following description of tho Jubilee procession, which appeared In an East Anglian weekly paper: "Next came Lord Roberts riding. On a grey Arab steed wearlug a splendid scarlet uni form, covered with medals on his head a field-marshal's hat with plumes his hand, the baton of a field-marshal on his ragged feature; a smile of pleas ure aa he acknowledged the thunderln cheers of the crowd." It l not common octertnre thai friroJIy word al.oulj t ln nriui ul j iv Inf nearly fully yeata til h ; . i u r , linltli 1J ihr l.tnuu hrrdiKic t tt advu II curried. Tina wa tin with Maty Linear J. At tweui y Cvihwaajiamiii nut lirr da in in .art jr. At anty t ut ahe finda hertrlf to ai t'v and sitting ahe can dj wrirkL that wnult ahum tuauy a yimnyrr woman, n't lxki baik on thirty n happy, healthful ytara vt iudualry. Ilut let lie r tell her utory i "Thirty nit yen ri a jo t had great trouble with uiy lir. The iatluii alluwcd thut there wrti tumor t growing on it, an I tliry blistered my aide In art effort to give ma relief. I was at that time artiuij my liviug at tallorena, but lor five ', between the pain to my aide at the t 1 1 -.! r r a I n in ciniuiit ninety, and wolk aidia lunt, with an prupet of relief; f irtmiately for nit, however, Irlend advised me t take l)r. Ayt-r't bar. aparilla, and fin.iUy peranaded me toUke a regular couraeof it. When I 1. 1 -l com. tneiKed takinu the Bara.iparilU mv at'le waa no painful thai I eotil l nut faxtrn my dreaa, and fur time I did not grt ny felirl, but my Irlend adviaed me to per i.vere and relief mi aure t come, and come it did. Thli happened, aa I any, thirtvnl year ago. My liver haa never troubled me ainre, and firins these vesta I hare pnaaed thrnucrh the mo-t critical period of a woman'a life without any pur iirular trouble, and to l.iy. t aU'y.one yearaof aije, I am artive and ntr-mg, and kle t io a jar'a wot k that womM irrt ISDH KOH nni.AVIMi THK MAIL. The fines slated in the contracts be tween the P.ritlMh Poatofllee and tliej owneri of ships which carry the mails, ! and which ore deducted f n m the stlp- ulu'ed aninviut of payment for this sen Ken lee, are silff enough to jn-Uify the pereinptory actLn of st atnsh p otCcei at the moment when the order "All ashore" la given to friends or passen- !,'era. For example, a delay of twenty-four hours In landing the mall-bags at Ade laide after a Journey from Hrlndlsl or Naples means a fine of 100, or 1 per hour, and the penalty Is even heavier for delay between Knlaud and Cana da or China; 100 for every twelve hours late Is equal to about S per hour. The tardy delivery at Brind.si of malls coming from the East Indies or from China is punished by a flue of 200 per twelve hours namely, 17 per hour late. On tha Holyhead-Kingston sea ser vice th deduction for delay hi stated at 1 14s. per minute; this means 102 for one hour. For tha dally trip be tween Strorue Ferry and Storuoway n milder phrase is used: "20 for undue delay or deviation from course" is the wording, and It Is ono which admits of conveniently elastic interpretation. Scotch sea-deliveries of mail-bags. TO CTltK A CO I JJ l.f OSB DAT Take Laxative Iironio Quinine Tab lets. All druggist refund the money If It falls to cure. 25c, The genuine OCIt FUIKXD, TUB BARBttlt, OJTCI3 . MORK. Snyder, th? calculating barber, has, been figuring again. It Beema that he said ho had an afternoon off on Thurs day, and In journeying to Kensington on a 'bus to f.ee his best girl, was com pelled to change hlu position on the seat three or four times to make room for the passengers. "It's a nuisance, this sliding up and down in 'buses," said Snyder, last night. "Did you ever stop to think how much energy isSvasted in that way? Every time you move to make room for somebody else you edge along per haps six inches. Every time you trav el lu a 'bus you have to move three or four times. Call It three that makes Seed Vegetable FRITH Seed:,,4K-r;:t!e:T,nn- Seed tm m ,- n ji m i. a a a. s m j u a m s i m n m m- a t i r u w a m To onr many Friends and Customers : We would state that we have quite recently leasod and moved into the New Austin Block, 319 and 318 Union Street, where we have one of the best lighted, most com fortab'e and convenient houses In the city. WHEN YOU GOME TO NASHVILLE We cordially Invite you to make our store your headquarters, where you can leave your bundles, uso our toilet rooms, teh phonos and all other conveniences. We will also say that we now have ono of the largest and best se lected stocks of DRY UOODS, SHOES and READYMADE WEAK, and In fact everything to be found in a tirst-class store, Tho main feature, however is that our prices will always be a little lower than you will lind the same, goods elsewhere. We guarantee satisfaction lu every in stance, otherwise money will 1)0 refunded, ? Asking you again to call and see us at ur new house, remember the place, 313 mi 3(8 Union Street, Between CcHep and Cherry, NASHVILLE, - - - many a younger woman. Her ol new wi f m iivny I hve taae u a cuupla ttt tv.ll If a tfli,Aytr'ahrjiiariilaeaihipilii,aud a in (inn a a 1 1 f i r i tlm 1 ovt my good h U t) i tiealmeut. I give thlt tratU iii'iinal u i ly ia the 1cj t that it may inert (he eye df aomt pwur autfeif r." Mmv 1,ih.,ahi, V, uoiUtoi k, Uul. lr. Ayer'a Saraaf arl'la haa won Ita way to every corner o I the ootid by the pram of ita f i Irii'lt ; thote who have tried it an t who know thev were cured by the ue ol the rrinr.ly 'f here ia nothing ao atron aa tint pel ual Irktimony. It thiowa ail thru! lea and fain tea to the wi'via and auuda aoti ily upon the to k of ciperU erne challeniliig every ikeptic wilh positive ' lauif." Aer'a haraapanila, wllh Ha I'vir i l ll ( nd v ilalu ii u i Iiuq on the tloud la lailual Irmecly for evety form of iliveaoe thai brgiua lu tainted or impure blood. Hence tumoia, aoiea, uUera, boil, erupti ml and aimilar div e.i- e yield promt (ly to thii medicine. Some caiea are uioi e atuhboi n than otheia, but periience wilh lr. Ayer'a haiaapa rilU uui.lly reaiilta in complete cuie. Mary I.insaril brin wilh botile, and went oil to a cotirae til fir. Ayer'a baiaapa rilla. When ahe ul cured ahe rralurd that medicine that mull cur diaeaaa could aKo prevent it. bo ahe tixk a couple of b'llllea ra h aprlne and ket la perfect health. There are tliouaanda of aimilar ;tra on record, home of theae ata I' at here d Intol'r.Aver't Cure book, a lltll bo'ik of iw para winch ia acot free by tha t r . vr r.!owetl. Maaa. Write for It. lSln. Something like 2.").0m),0)0 P,,( ple rode lu the omnibuses hist year. If only half of them, or 123,'0,iOO, were seated, tho alkie up and down auiouut to the extent of 2,2,0,0 "O.OUO Inches, or about 35,511 miles. Now, If nil this energy had beu extended by one man he could, In the course of a year, have slid artund the earth, with over 10,(KX miles to spare. Does the razor hurt, slrr Eruptions, bolls and pim pics have their cause In bad blood. Dr. Ayers Sarsaparilla cures crup Hons by curing the cause. IT M AIK HIM PAHTlClLAJt. "Save- me! save me'." she ctlud, as her head ruse above the water, and she grasped a plank floating by. "I leg your pardon," he replied, from the bank, '"but I want It distinctly un derstood that I'm a married man with seven children." "Yes, yes; save me!" she shrieked. "Then there'll be no falling into my arms and calling me preserver, will there V 'Oh, no, no." "And you wont Insist on marrying me for my heroic conduct'" "No, ao; only save me!" "All right, I'll tackle the Job," he re sponded, as he threw aside his coa 'Yo see," he explained. Just before div ing In, "I was caught by one o' thesu dodges once before, and that's why I'm married; It makes me a bit particular now." Silence is anything but golden to the poor girl who Is dumb to the entreaties of a wealthy suitor. When a man says there is no use talking you may as well prepare for a long-winded argument. It is much easier to teach twenty men what to do than to be ono of twenty to follow your own teaching. After a man has had occasion to em ploy a first-class lawyer It is useless t tell him that talk Is cheap. The Philadelphia Record prints a re port that the battleship Kentucky may be launched at once, notwithstanding tho denials of Naval Constructor Woodward. and Field & CO., n. Seed 00s, a a Bant Chew on the Market. HftSHVILLE TOBACCO VOfiKS, . Kashville, Tenn. Business Directory. COUNTRY PRODUCE. TIIK NAMIVIIXK I'HofiUt K CO. av pit ra,ri fur Kiit. I'ouliry. lrlrj Fruit. r iiirra. i at. a ani ( nr auie, ris or u-li'ph.nie Uifiii i NahIhIiK Ifiin. FIELD SEEDS AND GROCERIES. Wrt! lo M K. PKKKYHKKKY rO , if ton n-il cliinT, ilii.oiliy. n d-vii. or nay other kiwi of flfUl a-fU. Ihi Kro''iTlr l low't ru'-o prkta. U1 aave )uu luotuy. "l-rj3 llroii.i hi FRUITS, PRODUCE AND CRAIN. r. i;. i.owr vo., wi;oiiai. rmit. ivo- ilni p, lly mill (irnlti. riminilhslnn Mori hantt. l"iirtlciil,r lit '.tuition iclvrn to orlfri tnl rou- I'cnmt niH, NusUvUle, leua. Loug Uthtttnce Telt phoim 7w. HICKIIM, 8I:KIh!! HKi:iS!!I FI'M SK !! , Grain, Frulta Htnl rr"luc. Sw'tNl l'litutnft nnd '1 i'iiitPiHj tioruiun Mili'-t wwl our hji'-i'lulitifi A' vtlil' i to buy or M il. Htut . K. HUli t.. 147 N. Maritel St., Na-hvllle, Tenu. FIELD SEEDS AND CRAIN. SlrKAY. KKKfE to., .'pwl otid Ornin Mcr- rhaMs. Cull or wrltp for price. 14 N. Market Bt., Nashville, Teun. FOUNDERS AND MACHINISTS. STKWAKT A HKU'KNT.K Founder mid Maohtnlsts, (irimlltitf nnd l!i'nrruK'ntiiiir Mill fttnl Hulli-r lio'U. Machinery Uopulred, all klud of ciistlna's. Nuihvlilo, '1'i-ud. GARDEN AND FIELD SEEDS. HAILF.Y A It AW K INS, wtiolcsalnnnd retail Garden 6ml Flld St''ils. ( inli rs und corres pondence HolioittHi, H5 N. Market street, Nah vill, Toun. MILL SUPPLIES. THE NAe II VI LI. K MACHINE CO., Marhtn Iwts tind Iron Konndors, Hi'trrlndinK and Uccor rucutint; Mill liolls, ShaftinK, Vool nnd Iron I'ullrvs, I'lpe I-'itttntrH, I'uuipn. All kinds of Rcpuir work on Machinery, Nashvillu, lean. Write to JOH I. DALE for Kt! Enirinps ami Hollers. Lano A Hodlcy Saw Mills. Lnre lot of irmxl co nd hand woimI working machin ery, I'lnniTH.lland haws, etc. t'orn Milis Shaf ting and I'ulleys. Nashville, Tenn, RESTAURANTS. MoMURKEY A WILSON, Southwest corner of the, MurKttliouse Keaular meala U5 oonts. meal.s to unU'r on short notice at all hour, day orultflit. Nashville, Tenn. That there are MANY MEN OF MANY MINDS ts undoubtedly true; but thta old and trite laying la not applicable to the many men who buy la jrlppa medlclue nor tne women elthrr. One of the oldtut aforaen In Aiuerlca, "Uood Old Granny Meletufe," M yeara old la to DR. BELL'S Pino-Tar-.loRQy A good frlend-irood friend bemuse It cured her ol laKrippn and save her sound lunpi after doctors and dollars had failed. Lota of babies, scores of society folks and thousands of other people have learned that tills Is the best remedy on earth for irrlp, coughs, colds ami lung trouble. Ask some of them. Ask your doctor. Oo try It and you will soon be one ol Ui MANY MEN OF ONE MIND W-Tt toll's IHna.T.TTAnAi, Af -Q the muoous, heals the luns and bron- uuu vuiji quioKiy. v urvr Rrip cotiKn In one nluhr. Children love it. Old pimple like It Kola" by all drupclsta or sent upon receipt of prloe 25c, 60c. and 1.00 per bottle by . The K, E. Sulherlnnd Medlnlne Company, l'adacah, Ky. ii rum oia Nashville College for Young Ladies. Second term opens January 12, 1808. Highest advantages. Full faculty in all departments. Specially favorable rates for new term. Send for cata logue. , RET. GIMGE W, F. TRICE, D.D.. Pres. Broad and Vnaxhali SashtilK Tenn. We want a man in every local ity to act as private Detective under instructions. Experi ence unnecessary. Address, Co-OperatlvoDetootlve Agency, Naalivulo, Tennessee. " BUSINESS GOllGflG. 3d floor Cumherliu. PnoFbyterian 1'ub. Houaa. NASHVILLE, TENN. A pnn-lical acliool of established npoliioa. No cntf hrn'iinT meibixt. Buslruwa mi-n recom mnd tin. Co!l.(je. Write lor circulare. Mob tlOU papur. Ailrlrpua a. W. Jb.KNI.108. Pnoi Notary Seals, So ciety Seals, Corpor ation Seals, etc. Rubber Stamps. Stencil Brands. DU.1Y & FiliEY, Fnlon, Ceraor Sartet, - IMVIUF, TEJS. A. a a TOBACCO Manufactured by Dr. Matthew Henry Xollock Il'-guiar Oralua and H k!utcO I'hyalrlaa. Fi.r-nierly Al-lnnl SnrKon l..NTy, HlU rvvai-iU 1'i.at Murir.Mui I". H. Army, mid Inter Hiiru,Hiii llnl l.li M arlfln xcrf l', wit Ii t wi n r'Nc trl ih .-k-. lliy alll HI Hot N.Mi,Ka. ik.. Will " M Mini Af!iiftl at Ilia OIH , w lii rtTiiii.ii 1 1, ,i inn vrllU f th Moat NiirfM(u lloctor-H of Ilia pr-rH,,!!! U o.irdmllf intltHt. All will rwwHe kind and liouuralitti trntat iiit'iil. Mini p. i inuiiiMit 1 1 r ar guar ftntcinl la ut) rm uuiltrtkwu. DR. MATTHEW HENRY KOLLOCK Treats Successfully All Chronic aid Long- Si D!sea: es. PATiRRLl I'V!"'!''-'!. Uronrhttta. Anlhmft, UfllHIUliI (r -ut.-.l l.y ln-l hnvriUil tliPlhixlai. BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES St-riifiila. Tumora. Ki'fiim, l.icTs, SVl'lllLlS ui.il ail trnubii s urlsiiiK trou. un iu,pur Klaus of the IiiimmI. pr'iinpily nml rotripii-lcly unvlloatpj irtvi'f from tho ajaluui, rcsUinug huuilU anj nuruy. KIDNEY AND URINARY Li hurn.iiKurlnH. iiiM-uvHof thu tilaiaer of botB p" inpUy atnl sufoly rurinl. I k P : C C HI riM . ivf spcriui umi careful tre. L-.UILO m.-nlf..r nil nilr miinv ilmrotaj. PRIVATE DISEASES T: Vitrlfocce, Hyaro.pit). Temlemowi, WeaknaM Of OrKana.'l'llfH, Kulula. (lUh kly cured wtUiaul yn u iiriifit niinn irnin I)l!lln-Mi, in urn iiinid IIII1 lMfHll NERVOUS DEBILITY N'lubt EmlsaloM ImDorcni.Moiao choiv iMziiicsH iim (if K.niTKT and ConO (lciice. the Drfiulful Lffwiacf l;Briv loe. wblcb triii(fN dranlc Wfakm-Mi.uritlttlutr onnforbuiU ncNH. at'jtlv or enjoyment of life, treated rlk ntsvi-r-fatilna auivcsM. On piunilnlnif the urin ary dcioIU( a nipv HiHlimcnt will oftpo bt f")und. and KomrtlUif (.mull partlclfia of lbu ni"n will bppritr, or tbo color will beef tbln, niiiklsh huu, iik'aln climiKlni to a duik and turb.il nppf-itrani'o. Tht;re are many rxen woo dl of Una ilimoulty, tvnnrantof the cause, which U the second htauo of Seminal Weuknenti. Th Doctor will KuaruriU'e a prrfwt cure In all iuoh vhhvh, and a healthy restoration of the Benlie urinary organs. Wriwyour troubles. If living away from tfca city. Vou can bu cured at home by oorrespoud enco. Absolute seoreoy In all professional deal InKs, and medicines sent vcure from obsierr. tlon. TertUmonlala of patlenw are never pub lished. Hank reference an to my responslbllUj cheerfully given, Addresi DR. KOLLOCK, 2 and 3 Haydon Block, Corner Cherry end Deaderlck 8t8., NASHVILLE. - - TENN Economy tho Road To Aealth,and ECONOMIC REMEDIES Til a Road to I f a 1 1 h , Blood Purifier. Heart Cur. CMUCurt. Dyipepaia and Indigesttoa Car. fur for Stomach Troublaa. Kidney and Liver Cur. Consumption Cura. Catarrh Cure. Tissue Builder. Female Regulator. Rheumatism Cure. The above remedies are CERTAIN CURES for the diseases- fur which they are recommend ed. Prepared by the Host Physicians specifics for the respective diseases. If you are not benefitted your money will br refunded. tJSTAUdruKgists sell it Manufactured by Th3 Economic Medicine Co., FRIS, XENN. Capitd Pianino: id, J W. &sCULIXJS2, Psw Um usi TLm litaraa liafta kjuia wU WrtU tatLSfc YOUR mOIEY. Is It Safely Invested at a Satis factory Rate of Interest? We make a specialty of supplying Safe Ir veMfmontM for trust funds, banks and Indi viduals, and are pleased to submit list of lnvest nients we have to offor, upon appiicailon, ln ciudlnR first mortfraKes on prcxiuctlve farmi and improved city real estate. We also handle stocks, bonds and miscellan eous securities. Conserve your Interest by writing to ua eom corning Investments, Landis Danklng'Co,. 881 N. Colieito Street. Naahville. Tenn. Gafalogyos Freo Of PIANOS and ORGANS. Guitars. Maa aolins. Uanjos, Violins, etc at Factorv Prices Send for list of Shekt Muaio at 10 cents ci copy, v E. E. PHELAN, Manufacturers' Agent P.:o. Box200. Columbia Tonn. iMiithen lewi and Idftrtliiif C,. laskrilli Twa. . J