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THE BEST THVU-ccnt SMOKING Tobacco on Uarth Is NOT in theTRUST TOP 15 THE BRAND. t A Mere I'onnalltj, "Yen, fcir, I have come to risk yon fur the Lnrnl of your daughter." "For UnheY Land?" "Yt s, hir. It is a moro formality, I know, but wo thought it would be moro Jilensing to you to havo mo go through with it." "What's thnt? A mere formality?" "That is what I paid a mere for mality." "And mny I inquire who suggeatod that ankiug my consent to my daugh ter's murriago wa only a moro for mality?" "It was Isabel's mother, sir." "Oh! Then I havo nothing more to Bay' Collier's Weekly. One Woman's Aim. "The evidence," said the judge, "Bhows that you threw a stone at this man." "Sure," replied Mrs. O'lloolihan, t I I 4 ill' ii I I i I I l i ! 1 I 1 14 4 II H II . "an the looks av the man shows more than thot, yer honor. It Bhows thot Ui hit him. Th Mjiterjr of Dast at Sea. It Is a puzzling fact that tho (locks of Billing vcsols show dust at night, eren If they be washed In the morning, and no" work Is done during the day. This U like Indigestion, which creeps on one unawares. However 1 comes, the only way to cure It Is by the use of listener's Momtu-h iiittors, a rsraly which nover falls lot uro dyspepsia tn all lt forma, as wen as prevent malaria, fovor ana ague. Fools Not AURxtlnct. tn spite of the prevalence of newspapers and coroner's Inquests people are still turning on me gas ana trying to blow out electric Ughis. "A Thread Every Day Makes a Skein in a Year0 One small disease germ carried by the blood through the system orilt convert A healthy human body to a condition of in validism. Do not onut until yoa are bed ridden. Keep your Hood pure And life-giving sJl the time. Hood's SarsaparSla Accomplishes tins as nothing else can. His Great Work. A Chicago man, who has written a book, was telling about It the other day to a friend who had once done him a service. "By the way,' said the author, "I would be delighted to give you a copy of my work, if you care for it." "I should be more than pleased to have it," was the reply, "especially if you will write your name In It." "All right There's a book store Just around the corner. If you will accompany me we will go there and get it. I don't happen to have a copy in my office just now." After they had stopped to glance at Bome of the new things in the book store the author hailed a clerk, and, pushing his chest out very far, asked for the novel that he bad written. "Yes, sir," the clerk said. "We have it around here somewhere, I believe, but you are the first one who has ever asked for a copy, and it may take me some time to find it. Wouldn't some thing else do Just as well? We have a great many better books at the same price." Chicago Times-IIerald. nn7 La7 havo bean rollovod of femalo troubles by Llrs. Plnkham'a advloo and medioino. Tfto letters of a fow aro printed regularly In this paper. If any ono doubts tlw cfflolsnoy and sacredly confidential ch&raotor of fJrs. Plnkham's methods, wrlto for a book sho has recently published which contains lottors from tho mayor of Lynn, tho post' master, and others of her city who havo made care ful Investigation, and who verify all of Mrs. Pink ham's statomonto and claims. Tho Psnkham claims aro sweeping. Invostlgato them. T1UFITY YEARS OF CURES V lias the larst sale of any ink - . in the world. 'Hi MAMUrACTCRIUBT KllOWPf Kin OH, CO.. WIKSTOM, H. - Uiltt.UA.tiTe reli.f. newlai haraplsbnx. i. Address Kector fctrtet Book Store, M. X.C'Uj CARV1N0 MEATS. How tbe Various Cats of Meal and Kla4s of Fowl Sbtgld be Carved. "There Is a real pleasure In follow ing the skillful carving of a fine, well cooked turkey, says Ella Morris Krets chmar when writing of "Tho Art of Carving" In tho Woman's lit me Com panion. 'The carver should place the fork firmly In the breast, th neck end being to the left, then separate the two thlgh-Joitita from the body. Next remove the wings at tho shoulder-Joint then slice the brast down to the long wedge-shape piecethe 'Emperor's muscle. Next the bone should be re moved whole, and then remove the oys ters from the back, divide the legs and thighs, and begin the serving. Re move the filling with a spoon. "A goose, unless young and tender, is a carving problem, and even when In prime condition is a deceiving meat dish in the matter of quantity. The same may be said of ducks, wild and tame. There is almost no meat on the backs of these birds; thewlngs and legs are far from choice, having little meat, and that not often tender; so there re mains only the breast for satisfactory servings. Cut the breast-meat straight down parallel with the bone. A roast from the round must bo thinly sliced across Its face. Carve a rib roast In Blices parallel with the ribs, never parallel with the backbone, and make the slices as thin as possible. A fillet can only be cut through In uniform slices, somewhat thicker than from a rib roast. A sirloin must have the ten derloin removed and sliced separately. Roast or boiled legs of mutton, venison or veal are carved by cutting at right angles down to the bone, the thick side first, then turning to get at the thin side. In veal, mutton and lamb the lowest bit of meat on the leg, the hock, is the choice piece, being very tender and Juicy. Tongue should be cut in slanting slices, as thin as wafers. Ham, likewise, should be shaved rather than sliced toward the bone. When ono un derstands the exact location of Joints and the grains of meats the rest of carving is easily acquired." One Immense Advantage. If the Russian Academy of Science prevails in having English adopted as a universal language, perhaps con ductors may use it in calling off sta tions. Philadelphia Times. Beauty Is Blood Deep. Clei.n Mood means a clean skin. No beauty without it. Cascarets. Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by Etirring up tho lazy liver and driving all Im purities from the body, liegln to-day to banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and that sickly bilious complexion by taking cascarets,- peauty lor ten cents. All drug gists, tatisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50 Tho "Kids" Repeat It. Son It don't In our school. They make us urns ao it o uuge. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering It through the mucous surfaces Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do Is ten fold to tho good you can possibly derive from them. Hall s Catarrh Cure manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and Is taken Internally, acting directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall s catarrh Cure be sure to get the genuine. It Is taken Internally, and Is made In Toledo, unio, by t . J . (. heney Co. Testimonials free. f Sold by UrugRlHts; price, 75c. per bottle. Hall's Family Tills are the best. Tho Illinois State Board of Health recom mends that a sanitarium for consumptives be erected. t To Cure Constipation Forever. Take Cascsrete Candy Catbnrtlc. 10c or 25c. If C. C. C. iall to cure, drngglstsrefund money. French manufacturers demanded the rejec tion of tho reciprocity treaty with the United States. II. H. Grekn'8 Sons, of Atlanta, Ga.. are the only successful Dropsy Specialists in the world. See their liberal odor In advertisement iu an. other column of this paper. An Old Grant. Mrs. Edgar A. Sto-er, wife of a Columbus (O ) banker, lias found among old papers a grant slimed by one of Washington's generals lor eighty tlunisand acres ot lutid located la Kansas. now Are Tonr Kidneys f Dr. Ilobbs' Spnraeus Pills cure fill kidney Ills. Sam ple freo. Add. fcterhng Itemed? Co., Chicago or N. V. Dreyfus' counsel, M. L ihori. will lecture for thirteen weeks lu the United States next au umu. I hve found I'iso's Cure for Consumption an unfailing medicine. -F. It. I.OTZ, 1;5 Scolt St., Covington. Ky., Oct. 1, lSJt The United States supremo court decides that tapioca flour la admisiolo free of du.y. Obejlnij the Scriptures. Evelvn (who has just been robbed of a kiss) Mr. Karate, how dare you? Hansom Kurate (meekly) 1 beg pardon, but I was only obeying the Scriptural injunction, "Do unto others as you would have othors do unto you." Don't Tabacce Spit and Smoka Your Lilt Away To quit tobacco easily and forever, ba mag netlc, lull of life, nerve and vigor, taka No-To- Pac, tbe wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, SOc or 11. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Hetnedy Co., Chicago or New York. Pan Drrr Half tlifl Tared. V 4. A t.t.1 valuation of LnulMAnft. and touBeaaontlr UttVB rirnA than half Ih iuTAI 11 Cure a Cough or Cold at once, -aniara Crntta without fall. t. ts hnt fur Hronchitia. Crimx. Hoarseness, Whooping-Cough, ani -; -j fortntcureoi loniumpuoa. K Mothr praise It. Doctorapreicnbelt email aoaei ; quit, aura inuu t II J I .. 'Will ' 1 t '1 lit II ' J n "3 (7 JIf wife had plmplea on her fare, but sh has been taking CASCARKTS and they have all disappeared. I bad been troubled with constipation for somo time, but after tsk Idi tbe first Cascaret I have had no trouble wila mis aiimani. ve caanoi siieaa ioo iiitu ly of Cascarets." Fbed Warimas, 57U6 Uermantowa Ave., Philadelphia, Fa t CANDY :ATHARTIC ya Pltwisant. Palatable. Potent, Taste Good. Do uood, Never aieou. weaken, or uripe. iue, ac.wjc. ... me. vunaiirn i iuii, . tttrilof Board CsayaBj, Clilekfo, Mutrl, lw Tork. 311 HI) Tn IDIP Sold and guaranteed by all drug EU- 1 U'SiAll gists to duu Tobacco Uabit. Q)OTASH gives color, ii flavor and firmness to all fruits. No good frui can be raised without Potash. Fertilizers containing at leas 8 to o of Potash will give best results on all fruits. Write for our pamphlets, which ough to be in every farmer's library, They are sent free. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nastau St., New York. FOR 14 CEHTS W wiiQ to gtin thi raar 200,000 new ouitomiTH, and h nc oner 1 Pkc. Citr Gardim Beet. loo lPkg Hrl't Emerald Ctienmbrl5o Ijt Lroe Market Lettuc, 10 Htravrberr Melgo, l&o 13 Day Radinb, loo Early Kipe Cabbape, loo Karly Dinner Onion, lOo Brilliant Flower Seed. Ho Worth $1.00, for 14 cent. fl.uU Above 10 Pkgi7worth $1.00, we will mail you free, tos other with oar great Catalog, telling all abont SAUE3 S MIUI8N DCilAR POTATI upon raouipt of this no tire A 14c. tamD. Wo invite yourtrade. and know when yon one try Sal i fr'i ..n,i. tmii win never nn itnnnt .u-aaoe Priioton Salter's IUWO-rr- S aatearueii lomato i,iani on earvo. v J01IH a. SALZIH SSED CO., I I CKOSSI, WIS. ! t4.. 7 1 X f i W. L. DOUCLA $3 t 3.50 SHOES " n 10 s j 1 1 m we' y nc - r-t V . .Worth $4 to $6 compared wuri oiner maxes. Indorsed by over 1,000,000 wearers. Thanuino have W. L. Douglas' name and price stamped on bottom. Take no aubstitute claimed to he as good. Your dealer JS ahnnld lrrr thm if jf not. we will end a nair vi At on receipt of price and jscwiVVL; ' extra for carriage. State kind of leather, i ' is 1 PiT XTT Sl7e antl wiiith, plain or cap toe. Cat. free. Ml I nniici cunc rn oi.... n.. Ml!,lEnV PelfTaurhl In a few Have for 1 4lo vn'uable luforniai! n at K.ii , ..nr. Win. trrlnl. feath-rs, fiu. Ho M k) M I LI I KH V CO.. 24 Waahiuguiu btrott, Cunalaotlue. Mich. KYANT STKATTOX (Kaokkeeplng Cost no more than 2d cliuss sohuol. Catalog treo Save Yon r Hair w Shampoos of vt J) fa) (Rl 'A hi I I And light dressings of CUTICURA, purest of emollient skin cures. This treatment at once stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales, and dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, and makes the hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp when all else fails. Millions of Women Use Cuticura. Soap exclusively for preserving, purifying, and beautifying the skin, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff, and the stop ping of falling hair, for softening, whitening, and healing, red, rough, and sore hands, in the form of baths for annoying Irritations and chaflngs, or too free or offensive perspiration, in the form of washes for ulcerative weak nesses, and for many antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves to women, and especially mothers, and for all the purposes of the toilet, bath, and nursery. No amount of persuasion can induce those who have onco used it to use any other, especially for preserving and purifying the skin, Bcalp, and hair of infants and children. Cuticura Soap combines delicata emollient properties derived from Cuticura, the great skin cure, with the purest of cleansing ingredients, and the most refreshing of flower odors. No other medicated soap ever compounded is to be compared with it for pre eerving, purifying, and beautifying the skin, scalp, hair, and hands. No other foreign or domestic toilet soap, however expensive, is to be compared with it for all the purposes of the toilet, bath, and nursery. Thus it com bines, in One Soap at One Price, viz., Twenty-five Cents, the best skin and complexion soap, the best toilet and best baby soap in the world. All that has boon said of CuncuaA Soap may bo said with even greater emphasis ot Cuticura Ointment, the most delicate, and yet most effective ot emollients, and greatest of skin euros. Its use in connection with Cuticura Soap (as per directions around each package), in tho "Oxk Night Cure fob Sorb Hands," in the " Instant Rblief Treatment for Disfiguring Itchinqs and Irritations," and in many uses too numerous to mention, is sufficient to prove its superiority over all othfr preparations for the skin. , Complete Eital and Internal Treatot for evsry Humor, J consisting of Cuticuba Soap (2 ic). to cleanse tbe skin of crusts nd 4 fti. ryrz t0 Instantly allay itching, inflammation, auj Irritation, and soothe anf 1 flO v?Q( ul .flD heal, nnd Cuticuba Kbsolvent (60c), to cool and cleanse the blood. A SrKQLB SET Is often sufficient to cur tho most torturing, d'uflgurlnwf, and humiliating skin, calp, and blood humors, with los of h:.ir, when all else full. Pottbb Dbuo and Chku. Oonp., Hole Props., Boston. " All about the t?k!n, bcalp, and Hair," free. mum Dos'T Stop Tobacco Suddenly W It Injure nerTous system to do ?n. IJAOO Ctmotsthe only cure that REALLY CURES nd not!fl you when to stop. soid with a guarantee that three boxes will enre any cap. niirfl.fMl&ft is vegetable nd harmless. It USslU-WUnU h.. 0r,d thousand., it, will cure you. At all imetfist or bv mail prepaid, $t n boi; 3 boxes J2.50. Hooklet free. Wr to Et'RkKA IHiOMCAL CO.. LaCrosne. XU. nPHP Q Y NEW DISCOVEKT; HiT mJ I I Jr qatck roMn' unil can-s w.-rst tws. Unoit of tostimonia'i and 1 0 clnya' trentme it l'Tee. Sr. H. B. OKEEtl'S SONS. Bex B. Atlanta, Oa HililONDOLLAPS it talked of potato on earth ! Ourr Most talked of potato ( Catalog; WliR so alfo about Sai ler Krlipt Six Weeks i'otato. I t.rnat t' nil bn.t vuvutnhlA hl erowersln U.S. Potatoen. H. 20 and . V upfthhl. Kenrt this notice and 5c 4 . ' ' j " -ft, K JOHN A.5ALZER SEED (HA CROSSfWllH Mectioa this Papsr In writing to adrertiseri. ANP-IWO-seven. II 4onto Wanted You can earn per iro. handllr.i? fifeBUU UdUlLU our Furtralw and Frame rite fop tern C. B. Anderson & Co.. 8Ti Kim bt., D&lla. 1 ex If afflicted with. sure eyes, Use jjhsrnpscn's Eye Water liutttS Vtn'ut AlL LlS f AiLS. Beet Coutih Syrup. XasUja Gool. In tini. bTdmcr'ta. Cso